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 Happy Columbus day question mark โ“ 
 Many shitcoins up even more than that, doesn't mean I'm gonna dirty up my assets with garbage  
 Satoshi thought of this already, that's why we double hash many many things in Bitcoin script 
 Gn nostr ๐Ÿซ‚ 
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 Anyone got a good desktop pc recommendation? Looking to upgrade my old tower 
 Find a local nerd to build it, the pre built stuff is brutally overpriced

Ryzen CPU>Intel imo 
 Convinced my friend to sell their all natural grass fed tallow cream on nostr

They accept Bitcoin/Lightning on their site, I host their btcpayserver 

Please show some support for their new business!! Great product for bitcoiners 

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 COW FAT ๐Ÿ˜ญ 
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 Which should we develop next on Amethyst? 
- a Jobs board where you can offer your services and f... 
 Nutsack cashu wallet
Relay config that works properly  
 Waze Default

Would you like to spend $32 in tolls to save 43 seconds on your trip? 
 Proxmox maxis:

Why do VMs randomly just get stuck at 100% CPU and need a force stop? 
 I can't ssh in and view anything it's basically frozen when it happens 
 My server went down in middle of the night too, shit happens sometimes  
 This is far more custodial than nodeless, if they aren't licensed they will get rekt even harder than we did (sadly)

Agreed on redundancy that's why bitvora runs 3 nodes in a cluster now ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿ˜Ž 
 it's amazing what engineering is possible when you're not forced to code in javascript  
 Stuff undefined  
 What relays were they coming from? 

Were the npub posting it NIP05 verified? 
 I prefer the government way just throw away $50 billion rockets into the ocean each time then increase everyone's taxes 
 According to nostr:nprofile1qqs9pk20ctv9srrg9vr354p03v0rrgsqkpggh2u45va77zz4mu5p6ccpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhsz9thwden5te0dehhxarj9ehhsarj9ejx2a30qyg8wumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytnddakj7xph5zr s tool, the majority of mints don't work?

https://i.nostr.build/Mob9PktdeczXakMC.jpg 
 Real estate agents have one job and half the listings I look at have either no pictures or the worst pictures ever

I don't understand how some people are so incompetent  
 Lol its Toronto, half the people who live here are agents  
 Batch opened my lightning channels a few months ago and it only cost me 123 sats per channel ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿ’ป
 https://i.nostr.build/NN6W4bwDL2yFgwJw.jpg 
 Lncli batchopenchannels  
 I don't encourage anyone to buy Bitcoin, I just encourage them to learn about it if they're interested 

If they don't get it, that's fine by me 
 Politicians depend on the correct assumption that the average NPC cares more about the upcoming sportsball game or who the latest celebrity is dating than the future of their country  
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 nostr:nprofile1qqsw9n8heusyq0el9f99tveg7r0rhcu9tznatuekxt764m78ymqu36csxjejf  , how much free dis... 
 Mine is only taking up about 100mb 
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 How is it possible to even begin to thank Satoshi for his gift to the world?

How would you measu... 
 Start by calling him Peter Todd  
 Gm,

Can y'all try to be more careful about following scammers/impersonators pls ๐Ÿ™
https://i.nostr.build/PCi0DJY2mqy6MlZ1.jpg 
 Gn nostr ๐Ÿซ‚

Went down some rabbit holes I wish I didn't tonight, gotta be more careful about my mind's diet  
 Our unscented tallow is comprised of three carefully selected ingredients that possess all the pr... 
 Convinced my friend to sell their all natural grass fed tallow cream on nostr

They accept Bitcoin/Lightning on their site, I host their btcpayserver 

Please show some support for their new business!! Great product for bitcoiners 

nostr:nevent1qqsz772897rqpyqnxanfz2wna7vem0y90svwqux4j4gx0vltu75jsfgpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhsyg8ctcnmqavfwahtg3qwu9qftzwzaykzkp8tgytewwddcpcdnnzc5upsgqqqqqqs95vn0z 
 There are still people today who are investing their entire life savings into bed bath and beyond stock and forming a weird cult around it

https://www.reddit.com/r/BBBY/comments/1frk6xh/the_cult_of_the_dead_stock/ 
 Here you go, from the php master

$clean_filename = preg_replace('/(\.\w+).*/', '$1', $filename); 
 Israel developed an AI named "where's daddy" that looks at your digital footprint and cellphone locations to predict if you're likely to be a threat 

It then waits until you get home to blow up your house. They named it "where's daddy" because most of these men are fathers. So when Daddy's home, the whole family is killed.

https://www.businessinsider.com/israel-ai-system-wheres-daddy-strikes-hamas-family-homes-2024 
 STOP SENDING UNGIFT WRAPPED DMS GAWWDDD 
 I dunno which clients are still using the wrong kind of dm but they need to STAHP 
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 Super interesting wallet.

Micro payments go into a Cashu mint, medium payments go into Liquid, L... 
 People still trying to make liquid happen, a valiant effort  
 87 sat/vB ๐Ÿ‘€ 
 Happy real thanksgiving weekend to everyone who celebrates it at the correct time ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ 
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 What's your average daily phone screen time?  
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 Private relays make it possible to de-couple the data layer from the interface for private apps

Example: if you use bitwarden, you are stuck with the bitwarden API, but maybe you like the lastpass interface better 

But if your passwords are stored on your private relay, you can swap between any interface you like without having to do imports/exports and installing new things

Basically static, app specific APIs can become obsolete with a good set of NIPs 
 Private relays can replace all sorts of self hosted apps and make it way easier to be sovereign

Instead of like 10 docker containers you just need one private relay  
 A proper private relay will require auth from your nsec to read and write, and you could also run it only locally, use a firewall to limit your IP

If you host anything that requires a username and password, it can be replaced with nostr AUTH 
 Fresh install of graphene, attempting bitcoin and nostr only (mostly)

So far we need a password manager and 2fa app on nostr  https://i.nostr.build/ZKYQxET0tPEgB3JD.jpg 
 Store it on your own private haven relay come on man 
 You would make your own app that is nostr native and it would connect to your private relay instead of private vault warden 
 Instead of a server/app that just does one thing your private relay can do all the things  
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 Thinking about running a relay again. 
 Just annoying but not an issue 
 Tries one ios app and thinks they have nostr all figured out lmfao 
 I dunno they seem pretty awful to me to still ๐Ÿคฃ 
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 STOP JAVASCRIPTING ON THE SERVER 
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