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 Honest question, would you pardon your crackhead, pedophile, serial criminal  son? 
 Pedophile? No. 
 They're all pedophiles lol. 

I mean, thats how it's starting to look anyhow. But I'm no expert 🤷🏼  
 Ideally raise him right before that happens, but yeah probably would especially if my career is over and my party forced me out 
 ?? crackhead, pedophile, serial criminal.  Where do folks get this xrp! 
 Excellent comedic timing sir 
 Probably. Pardon is a man-made legal thing. He’ll have a much harder time when he meets the big man upstairs. My pardon of course wouldn’t affect that judgement…  
 I'd disown him. 
 Unless of course, I was also a criminal. 
 had to go on twitter to understand this post... 
 It is a self pardon to protect the bussiness 
 If you’re a good person, then no.  The son goes jail.  If you’re a criminal then you pardon him and yourself. 
 After being replaced, then for the party to go on to lose to Trump and the Republicans, of course. I’m sure Biden is just like “F-it”. ✌🏼 
 No 
 no. 
 I'd pardon any crackhead pedophile serial criminal in America

This might change if America can give black citizens the promised acre and mule, and stop bombing Muslim kids overseas for at least 50 years 
 Promised acres* 
 You can give blacks anything and everything and they will squander it, there’s overwhelming evidence for that. And anyone who wants to pardon pedophiles can join them in the wood chipper as far as I’m concerned.  
 Have you considered suicide? 
 Yes, but then I found bitcoin, so you’re out of luck  
 Whatever, just a chore like any other.