it's so crazy how during a dream your brain can in real time incorporate the sounds around you into a full story that makes sense


DEEZ NUTZ 🐸🐸 https://i.nostr.build/5TKcQnIYUIfKRLoE.gif


The clown world will go on
🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
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Enjoy the journey fren


That's how I felt the first time someone asked me about DN


Trying to scale on Blockchain with another Blockchain isn't an elegant engineering solution, it's also not a layer because you can't trustlessly settle back on chain

Complete non starter imo


Gn nostr 🫂


Even if you go bankrupt, you still have to pay back the loan. If you don't, it's garnished directly from your salary or seized from your bank account

Any other type of unsecured loan you can just not pay it and it just messes up your credit


Haven't seen this one yet, will check it. I also had the pleasure of meeting Shane, absolutely great people 🫂🙏


the fact that you're not allowed to default on student loans is one of the sickest things our society does to young people

This is specifically designed to create debt slaves for life, and it is 100% created by the government.

If they removed this law tomorrow, no lender in their right mind would ever lend you $100,000 to study liberal arts

We would probably have more doctors and engineers though


We are spending trillions on AI to make stuff like this

Worth it https://v.nostr.build/zVhZLSkc2gD4SOt6.mp4


AMETHYST PRETTY GOOD AT IT


USA/Canada in this context


Yes I admire bravery, but thugs and gangsters are brave in gun fights and I don't admire them


Trying to reconcile why I respect veterans but hate politicians while they are the ones doing the murdering at the whim of politicians


When a core dev retires with a huge stack  https://i.nostr.build/TKZF9YnWoz7VTGxv.jpg


WAKE ME UP


GM
 https://video.nostr.build/ccc5d4ae30effbca2e69e11bee91f8963f5e9b060225b321bd17fc31540e1444.mp4


How many Trump coins did the simps buy


So many people mix up libertarians with conservatives I'm tired of correcting it at this point


Stop worrying about CBDCs

Do you use credit cards and a bank account? Congrats you're already using CBDCs

Start worrying about fiat today, it's already evil and being used as a weapon against you


It's good but it's not perfect the way Bitcoin is


I'm married to Bitcoin, but not to lightning

If we find a better way, I'm here for it


No that's censorship! We should allow pedos! Reeeee I'm a fucking retarded npc


It's time for big public relays to start adding some restrictions on the content they accept and from whom.


He has 4 years to do the things and he grew the debt and spending more than any other president


These clips have a whole new meaning now  https://v.nostr.build/fKKBJk9tlsFNfAXl.mp4


Go on, I wanna hear more


Bitcoin is not insurance, it's perfect money https://i.nostr.build/cWI2cBnanNNGmcOg.jpg


Get this man on nostr https://i.nostr.build/5yOUOyU7sIxM8G1L.jpg


My back keeps getting thrown out where I'm basically paralyzed for a few days, seems like lower back/hams/,glutes problem


Any chiropractors on nostr? I will zap for some advice from someone who knows what they're talking about. Having back issues getting really frustrating


There is a lot of good boy happening here


Does Monero not have a market price? I fail to see how this applies to Bitcoin but not monero

Do Monero users not make purchases based on the current exchange rate?

Are you asserting that if you participate in the market you are therefore not sovereign?

But to answer your question directly, I am sovereign because I hold my own keys and I broadcast my own transactions and I audit the supply of coins without any third parties, using node software I've selected. If Bitcoin core updates to a new version tomorrow and I don't like it, I am not forced to use it


LightningNetwork.plus is a great platform for doing exactly this


Primary objective is to be sovereign. Which includes running the node I choose.

I know how to use Bitcoin privately when I need to, it's truly not hard. Sometimes I zap in public, sometimes I buy in private, it's my choice


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Sir we are pooping right now 😭😭


Wholesome


I like the busy energy, pros and cons like everything in life


This is indeed my real account, you can verify with my nip05 or my npub proof of work (npub1utx00ne)


This argument might work against many people except devs who work on joinmarket implementations, sorry sir

You can't call yourself a freedom fighter then be forced to follow every Monero hard fork, that's what the sheep do

If you want to learn more about how to make me private txns with lightning and ecash I will help you


One of the worst parts about living in a big city is the light pollution

Don't ever get to see any of the cool space stuff going down this year 😭


Monero is opting into being poor


Yes pls, very annoying UX


nostr:nprofile1qqsyp0wvpzygmxx5n5plhyall5wvgmvm3uv86zxfljqmft0s45q06tqpz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejj7qgkwaehxw309ahx7um5wfjkc6t5v4ejummjvuhszymhwden5te0wahhgtn4w3ux7tn0dejj78h5pgt pls no ungiftwrapped DMs sir

Try relay again in 5 mins, it displays this error when the trust network is in the middle of refreshing


Lop sided ice cream cone


When you're thinking of some weird kinky stuff but your girl can read your mind https://i.nostr.build/hDuWcR92m6SG39Ub.jpg


Good meal prep ideas sir I will steal this


I'm wouldn't mind seeing it too, but maximum homo tho, for diversity


Hacker man


Excellent method


#keepnostrweird

Welcome


Fairly certain I've seen your memes hit 200+


Free protein


Having a deep fryer that big is so America, but I would like to try it


Good luck with the business!!


Good job eagles


Nope we will always support lmdb it doesn't doesn't work that well on AWS

If you have nvme please use lmdb


Why do we cook dry ass turkeys for thanksgiving when we could be making brisket or like 4 chickens


Your ex when Bitcoin hits 200K https://video.nostr.build/89ca5f80e57dd3bce07281a78d7bd842ff32eafc22599b5355e204ed526ae2a4.mp4


Wow ur famous pls take my money


Happy Columbus day question mark ❓


Many shitcoins up even more than that, doesn't mean I'm gonna dirty up my assets with garbage


COW FAT 😭


Convinced my friend to sell their all natural grass fed tallow cream on nostr

They accept Bitcoin/Lightning on their site, I host their btcpayserver

Please show some support for their new business!! Great product for bitcoiners

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STOP JAVASCRIPTING ON THE SERVER
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True wealth


Next week


I dunno they seem pretty awful to me to still 🤣


Fuck your dumps, I will post this everyday
 https://v.nostr.build/sK1T1MsR3LWHgJzt.mp4


I only zap and repost when people promise me $10,000 then do hashtag #eth


Satoshi thought of this already, that's why we double hash many many things in Bitcoin script


Gn nostr 🫂


What relays were they coming from?

Were the npub posting it NIP05 verified?


Find a local nerd to build it, the pre built stuff is brutally overpriced

Ryzen CPU>Intel imo


And by the way


Nutsack cashu wallet
Relay config that works properly


Waze Default

Would you like to spend $32 in tolls to save 43 seconds on your trip?


Stuff undefined


I can't ssh in and view anything it's basically frozen when it happens


Proxmox maxis:

Why do VMs randomly just get stuck at 100% CPU and need a force stop?


This is far more custodial than nodeless, if they aren't licensed they will get rekt even harder than we did (sadly)

Agreed on redundancy that's why bitvora runs 3 nodes in a cluster now 🧑💻😎


My server went down in middle of the night too, shit happens sometimes


it's amazing what engineering is possible when you're not forced to code in javascript


alt Ripple Co-founder Chris Larsen who had donated $5 million to greenpeace to spread misinformation on #bitcoin, has now donated $1 Million in XRP to Kamala Harris. 👀

Ripple Co-founder Chris Larsen who had donated $5 million to greenpeace to spread misinformation on #bitcoin, has now donated $1 Million in XRP to Kamala Harris. 👀 https://video.nostr.build/da197a486917862fe1d9ff727694c46ddb134b0d46d66af43dc14fbc6fcfb75c.mp4


I prefer the government way just throw away $50 billion rockets into the ocean each time then increase everyone's taxes


According to nostr:nprofile1qqs9pk20ctv9srrg9vr354p03v0rrgsqkpggh2u45va77zz4mu5p6ccpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhsz9thwden5te0dehhxarj9ehhsarj9ejx2a30qyg8wumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytnddakj7xph5zr s tool, the majority of mints don't work?

https://i.nostr.build/Mob9PktdeczXakMC.jpg


A lot


I think it's because bitcoiners don't trade their sata for shitcoins


Running Haven 🤙


How to deal with communists https://i.nostr.build/wCiZQRF3CyT1hi9N.jpg


Hey :) lovely to meet everyone at bitcoin Amsterdam!

#introductions #bitcoin https://image.nostr.build/068d756aafb0b79ad05485653f48bfabe94267c529a4be9ce53032965be6d960.jpg


Printing incoming https://v.nostr.build/FH3hBySbSTBcLmnd.mp4


Nostr fixes yet another thing


Lol its Toronto, half the people who live here are agents


Real estate agents have one job and half the listings I look at have either no pictures or the worst pictures ever

I don't understand how some people are so incompetent


Lncli batchopenchannels


Batch opened my lightning channels a few months ago and it only cost me 123 sats per channel 😎🧑💻
 https://i.nostr.build/NN6W4bwDL2yFgwJw.jpg


I don't encourage anyone to buy Bitcoin, I just encourage them to learn about it if they're interested

If they don't get it, that's fine by me


Politicians depend on the correct assumption that the average NPC cares more about the upcoming sportsball game or who the latest celebrity is dating than the future of their country


Mine is only taking up about 100mb


Do your own research anon #bitcoin 📖📚
https://m.primal.net/LTer.jpg


Start by calling him Peter Todd


It was never the way https://i.nostr.build/faadgHGjQ4OS5cPA.jpg


Shocking username "gaywonk" doesn't like free speech


Gm,

Can y'all try to be more careful about following scammers/impersonators pls 🙏
https://i.nostr.build/PCi0DJY2mqy6MlZ1.jpg


Gn nostr 🫂

Went down some rabbit holes I wish I didn't tonight, gotta be more careful about my mind's diet


That's ok I'm a go maxi now https://i.nostr.build/R4hnMyPFdCRc651m.jpg


There are still people today who are investing their entire life savings into bed bath and beyond stock and forming a weird cult around it

https://www.reddit.com/r/BBBY/comments/1frk6xh/the_cult_of_the_dead_stock/


Here you go, from the php master

$clean_filename = preg_replace('/(\.\w+).*/', '$1', $filename);


Incredible shot!🔥🔥🔥👀 https://image.nostr.build/b25bb2f9100579d0ca51979d77e2adab9781e03ec3beea3c9043545aa84bffe8.jpg


Israel developed an AI named "where's daddy" that looks at your digital footprint and cellphone locations to predict if you're likely to be a threat

It then waits until you get home to blow up your house. They named it "where's daddy" because most of these men are fathers. So when Daddy's home, the whole family is killed.

https://www.businessinsider.com/israel-ai-system-wheres-daddy-strikes-hamas-family-homes-2024


I dunno which clients are still using the wrong kind of dm but they need to STAHP


Just annoying but not an issue


STOP SENDING UNGIFT WRAPPED DMS GAWWDDD


nostr:nprofile1qqs9pk20ctv9srrg9vr354p03v0rrgsqkpggh2u45va77zz4mu5p6ccpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhsz9thwden5te0dehhxarj9ehhsarj9ejx2a30qyg8wumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytnddakj7xph5zr will nutshell work with a signet lnd backend? 🤔


People still trying to make liquid happen, a valiant effort


87 sat/vB 👀


Happy real thanksgiving weekend to everyone who celebrates it at the correct time 🇨🇦🍁


Tries one ios app and thinks they have nostr all figured out lmfao


A proper private relay will require auth from your nsec to read and write, and you could also run it only locally, use a firewall to limit your IP

If you host anything that requires a username and password, it can be replaced with nostr AUTH


Private relays make it possible to de-couple the data layer from the interface for private apps

Example: if you use bitwarden, you are stuck with the bitwarden API, but maybe you like the lastpass interface better

But if your passwords are stored on your private relay, you can swap between any interface you like without having to do imports/exports and installing new things

Basically static, app specific APIs can become obsolete with a good set of NIPs


Private relays can replace all sorts of self hosted apps and make it way easier to be sovereign

Instead of like 10 docker containers you just need one private relay


Instead of a server/app that just does one thing your private relay can do all the things


You would make your own app that is nostr native and it would connect to your private relay instead of private vault warden


Store it on your own private haven relay come on man


Fresh install of graphene, attempting bitcoin and nostr only (mostly)

So far we need a password manager and 2fa app on nostr  https://i.nostr.build/ZKYQxET0tPEgB3JD.jpg


People with income?


If you bought the dip yesterday you just earned over a year worth of Treasury yield in one day


Had a blast last time I was in Amsterdam, ate a lot of cheese 🧀


I think his idea is to be a custodian and lend coins to people

Which real bitcoiners would know should crash the price imo


my amethyst had my cashu balance already

Wen 🐸🧑💻🤔


Saylor announced he wants to turn microstrategy into a Bitcoin bank


We see u fren


In my nap dream I went truly nostr only and deleted every app from my phone and only used nostr apps

If there was Any gap I had to build the app

I wonder if this is possible in real life 🤔


Yah that's what I do but I call it unemployment 🧑💻🐸


The best unemployed privilege: random nap during the day 🐸


Why group conservatives with libertarian sir, they are not remotely the same


I have fomo now which one should I buy?
https://i.nostr.build/C4hLxUQYmKl2yQft.jpg


When your friend is a nocoiner https://v.nostr.build/dIlDFwvseg1KO755.mp4


What do you mean, "you people?"

What do YOU MEAN, you people??

https://i.nostr.build/5RfQWWfJEAXd5bny.gif


I don't plan to offer relay hosting as a service, but if you're a whale and can't be bothered with dev crap, I will host a #haven relay for you for a million sats

Open offer 🧑💻


She is so sexy I don't blame the guy


That is English as fuck 💂


2100 sats will probably pay for it in 2032


I think optimizing notes for zaps makes it mostly non toxic, we'll see maybe I'm wrong


Probably saved $20,000 by skipping all the  conferences for the past 18 months lol

Not to discourage people from conferencing but be hyper selective about it, too easy to just yolo into all of them


Based on my viewing history of mostly Bitcoin content, YouTube recommends this to me: https://i.nostr.build/6GCGYMg9xomFgm9M.jpg


The masses don't care about censorship resistance

We need to stop leading with this, it's not the killer feature, it's the Trojan horse

Nostr is a non-toxic environment where you can make money, this is more appealing to the NPC class imho

https://i.nostr.build/rJ64SRrIzvm3YVVo.jpg


Lol booked https://v.nostr.build/6JFICJ9FZ2z2ml1x.mp4


Oh so you got this recommendation too eh? 🐸


Communists always resort to firing squads for people they don't like


I love the feminine energy of this account
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Wtf


Hurry


Running Haven

https://github.com/bitvora/haven


Nostrudel


Just locally would be ws://localhost:3355 for your outbox


Incorrect, they stick well before they are done, try it

Just eat a piece lmfao, why y'all throwing food around


how to tell if pasta is ready:

Just eat a piece, dummy


Haven't seen much content on hurricane Milton today, was it as scary as they said it would be?


AVON BARKSDALE


Damn that's dark


When people ask me how many people are using nostr  https://i.nostr.build/3DeAGpLv9HKRrGRz.gif


Still just one ear tho


GitHub.com/bitvora/haven is the way


Soon our nostr:nprofile1qqsg4k8377xguyvkvfpw9znu59wfx6er4xvat7u3hljwg3ew94h274gpzdmhxue69uhhwmm59e6hg7r09ehkuef0qy2hwumn8ghj7enjv4h8xtn4w3ux7tn0dejj7qg4waehxw309aex2mrp0yhxgctdw4eju6t09u40ce0y blog will be full of tutorials with step by step guides on how to build Bitcoin and nostr stuff that even non-devs can just copy and paste from  https://i.nostr.build/FGhO6X3IiemQBpXW.jpg


We just removed docker lol

If you know how to run docker I'm sure you can follow the readme!


Thinking of building a relay that pulls everything EXCEPT Bitcoin and crypto and freedom tech related posts

Just run each note and image through a classifier, not that hard

So when normies first come in they just see normal stuff like food pics or whatever


Pls add mint.utxo.one 🫂🚀


If I react with a 🫂 emoji to your note but the client renders it as a ❤, this is legit censorship and manipulating my notes

Just read the content in the note I signed and stop LYING to people about my reactions, I did not send a fucking heart


I just purchased Bitcoin but not telling how much nahnahnabooboo


nostr:nprofile1qqst0xtvrqlqxm0j0qpfgkuqh0wgkzl4judkvgdgd0e4d8pnyytlqlgpz4mhxue69uhhwmm59eek7anzd96zu6r0wd6qz9thwden5te0wahhgtnnd9sk6um5wghxxmmdqyf8wumn8ghj7am0wsh82arcduhx7mn9cea889 watching the 58k come back 🐸
https://i.nostr.build/7Ere7jTtNfiP5kMW.gif


Jalapenos evolved spice to deter things from eating it, but it actually made it the most consumed pepper in the world by humans
https://i.nostr.build/ABEHI3pbDU7g3XYK.jpg


I can't stack time to I'm happy to trade sats for things that save or extend my time

Such as high quality food, high quality sleep, grocery delivery and cleaning services


The scientist is thinking about this dicovery. https://video.nostr.build/12d4ae166f1b7fa9f60d5fe9775415f7f0b404fda9400d0736c6aede8bd05ef9.mp4


important business with nostr:npub1rt65j4vnd05qf72szpj8afdd5hrkylka7pe55lup8waquv0wm9sqjj0y9g
https://m.primal.net/LRCx.jpg


When price is down but mempool fees are up https://i.nostr.build/2Dmpp53vCA17ptiY.gif


When someone says they're a bitcoiner but never heard of nostr
https://i.nostr.build/Qlyydg6Xy7Drj24Z.jpg


Just to clear something up for the statists

I support and encourage people to volunteer and make donations for people in need

The difference between that and government control is CONSENT without a THREAT OF VIOLENCE

I hope that makes sense to the dummies


GM PV Fren

https://image.nostr.build/9b52cb675eca18a6c5ce8eec6183bef7974da95e6b90b8fc2356dd7371b5b726.jpg


unless it is a government protected monopoly, where competition is blocked by government, the only way a monopoly can dictate the price is by setting a price lower than anyone can compete with - which benefits us all


Linux maxis triggered seeing that windows icon


Perhaps state law should also set the price of Bitcoin? Because we've been gouging people, $60,000 for just one stinkin coin!


You haven't thought this through at all.

If the water is scarce and you give it away you will just run out right away lol


Just tell me one thing:

How should the price of let's say... A bottle of water he determined during a disaster? Please be specific


If company A raise prices too much, company B will offer a lower price, and company A will be forced to lower or go out of business

Free markets/competition set prices, there is no such thing as "obscene levels"


Gm

The term price gouging is a communist slur

Prices increase during a disaster because supplies are reduced and demand increases

https://i.nostr.build/FIrPSEbZoRWQtr2G.jpg


2024/10/10 12:38:04 🔫 blasted b6b22f7602e46a364fb7f21d1a47381c2fbbbdb0006cf684c2c1333cf4d44aa8 to 753 relays

Ok, the Haven outbox from nostr:npub1utx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7803c2k986henvvha4thuwfkper4s7r50e8 did a blastr to 753 relays....whooohaaaaa

nostr:nevent1qqsp6j805yfchkqccpquxywhfhakc6y9nwsskgzjgxcfw7kr5ykv3fcpremhxue69uhkstnrdajxjmn8v9ex2mnp9e6x7up0da6hgcn00qq3vamnwvaz7tmwdaehgu3dwfjkccte9eshqup0qyghwumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytnhd9hx2tczwczj2


USA, when it was founded


40 billion


Anytime it looks like the mempool will clear some degens just dump like 60,000 txns in


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Craig wright watching HBO last night https://i.nostr.build/iXh06FVdzIs0e5Bx.jpg


This cycle won't have central bank/nation state fomo but it will have boomer 401k and banker suit fomo which is still huge


Ok yeah nostrudel doesn't work properly for this, I too experienced that, but when I check with njump or nak it works properly


https://image.nostr.build/217d2102008a6d336e902b30572a77e15c8290b628b5f1b533b49efb97d83d90.jpg

#christian #memestr #meme


Maybe not nostr is bigger


No you shouldn't, can I get your relay url pls


Please may all the nostriches in Florida be safe https://i.nostr.build/gga2tzxizYjvx9yh.jpg


No but consider bitvora.com which can d ok this 🫂


I guess frogs are pretty safe in the water


Me listening to the pear report because I'm already driving and can't safely change podcasts https://i.nostr.build/qN0x9dD3RaVlDzTI.jpg


I wish I could find a woman who believes in me as much as nostr:nprofile1qqstnem9g6aqv3tw6vqaneftcj06frns56lj9q470gdww228vysz8hqpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzv9hxgtccu0ggt believes in the pear stack


It's weird how much VC money goes into funding stablecoin projects

Why do we even bother building "crypto" just open a bank if you like fiat so much


Haven't heard one person complain about the gender pay gap in onlyfans


If the app you use is open source but you didn't build from source, you actually have no idea what code you're running


Nailed it, was this reverse sear?


When I order a steak burrito but it's ground beef
https://i.nostr.build/Ky4TZCVdemTR6uJR.jpg


It's the year 2032, you and your boys neuralinks explode because you didn't like Elon's tweet  https://i.nostr.build/S3rerMy2anQeA3xr.jpg


Because Monero IS a centralized hard forking shitcoin that makes people poor, you can have private transactions using Bitcoin, obviously I am not against privacy

Lightning, whirlpool, joinmarket, ecash, paynym, take your pick

Additionally many people who use Monero don't run nodes and broadcast their transactions without realizing their privacy is compromised by using someone else's node or swapping their BTC for Monero on compromised exchange, it's only "good" at privacy under perfect conditions, might as well spend that same effort to use Bitcoin privately


Reminder for anyone struggling... https://v.nostr.build/x1prJItPqsVnHB8r.mp4


Somehow I don't think this will work https://i.nostr.build/QtUNRcnBHF3vjCzd.jpg


Dead giveaway they are using an exchange?


Real fiat/clown world article, these people fucking hate you
https://i.nostr.build/opgN4xhHZpU1Y6vM.jpg

https://www.euronews.com/next/2023/09/17/sawdust-for-starters-could-turning-industrial-waste-into-meat-alternatives-solve-food-scar


When they find out you made your npub in 2022 https://i.nostr.build/wSbwQ85hr6kTckOw.jpg


This meme is so meta


Yo I figured out who Cassie is 😂 https://i.nostr.build/kmu3qJzulzLNWjkq.jpg


stay humble stack petes


Remind us how many wars were going down while he was in office

Not that I support trump, but clearly he was projecting power and deterring war better than current clowns


I just learned that the producers of money electric were the same people who made the last season of game of thrones


How to add an extra hour to your life:

Don't open nostr first thing in the morning


Is it possible your notes are generally bad tho?


Did noshole shame William into wearing a suit lol


All the coins you just mentioned are bigger than monero lmfao 💀


I'm so fucking rich rn

nostr:nevent1qqs94chsmfquh5n4jj6r0ep4a3ykzph9yr4qah998kww88ef8nxu2xspz4mhxue69uhkvun9deejuat50phjummwv5hsyg8zenmu7gzq8ulj5jj4kv50ph3muwz43f747vmr9ld2alrjdswgavpsgqqqqqqslsfgsh


Gm

The silver bullet that proves it all

 https://i.nostr.build/1qNEDf783YcCnlyr.jpg


If I knew how to make shitcoins i would be making toddcoin in Solana right now


Shout-out to nostr:nprofile1qqsx8ejqnwq4uqssqnhme9z9thvzq9h2904hat6t86hhffs3w5q0utcnnaqnx for restream, I like watching comedies before bed


Ok dad off to bed now


Can someone please zap me 21 peters I need to test something


To be clear, Cullen didn't present it as a "who's Satoshi documentary", and gave us no indication he was looking for Satoshi until the very end. I interviewed with him something like 4-5 times. Only the very last time did he bring that up.


Zomg guys... He knew what inputs and outputs were... Super technical... Only satoshi could have known...


lmfao 💀


If anyone has HBO and trusts me with the login I can restream it on zap.stream and I'll send you all the zaps it gets


Their npub still works everywhere but they choose to use it in a context they can control, it's the right way to do it imo


I don't speak softly either 😭


There are several relays that are only available to people who pay with Monero

Then these relays are hard coded into forked clients for the Monero community

This is the way nostr will achieve "safe spaces" while still remaining open - Monero folks don't want to have bitcoiners like me shitting all over them whenever they use nostr

I think we need more of this type of development happening


Why does he have this giant stick tho https://i.nostr.build/aESxt66bRxfMDOxM.jpg


Why do people love getting rugged so much


Next pandemic I will wear this


Who wants to bet HBO doesn't actually name anyone as Satoshi?

I bet 10,000 sats they just say like "oh these people might be" then at the end they're like "teehee ultimately satoshi is the community" or something retarded like this?


Sometimes hurricanes are just strong, it doesn't have to be some big evil plot lol


One month since I left X, Facebook and Instagram. Time flies when you’re having fun around here.
I enjoy not getting flooded with ads or nonsense posts. Great to be part of #nostr 💜


Craig wright


Who are these poor souls who stack bsv in 2024? Market cap still like a billion dollars


Marinated beef fat? Idk


I can't get it to admit communism is wrong


What's minimum chain payout with them?

Perhaps I shouldn't be running lottery ticket mode


If your npub is used for business purposes, it makes a lot of sense to run a #haven relay imo

Perhaps that one prospect who couldn't see your note makes or breaks a sale

For shitposts it's not as important


Yeah it actually is Craig wright


How I feel adding my bitaxes' hash power to the network https://i.nostr.build/Y4tVifykHzwBXGKn.jpg


My entire relay set runs nostr:npub1utx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7803c2k986henvvha4thuwfkper4s7r50e8's code.

No pressure, man.


https://hub.docker.com/r/holgerhatgarkeinenode/haven-docker

I made the shit Docker crap available for myself and the images are then in sync with the release tags of Haven with Github Actions. 🤙  🫂  nostr:npub1utx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7803c2k986henvvha4thuwfkper4s7r50e8

Is now available for v0.4.0.

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That's great to hear, hopefully the community can run that fork


have a good stream my dude <3


Going live with some starcraft 2 action, come chill with the homies

https://zap.stream/naddr1qqjrgvmxv93kywps95cxvvmz956xyvn995unwdny95enywp5xe3nzerzv43n2qg3waehxw309ahx7um5wgh8w6twv5hsygx0gknt5ymr44ldyyaq0rn3p5jpzkh8y8ymg773a06ytr4wldxz55psgqqqwens8fjqwy


Let's go


LND pls hurry with bolt12 and testnet4


Hey #Nostr Community! 👋
my name is Polanco, and I'm excited to finally be joining the party! 🎉  A close friend kept raving about this place called Nostr, about how you own your  social media and has a strong #bitcoin vibe.  Honestly, I was getting tired of the same old scene on the other platforms, so I figured it's time for a change!
Looking forward to connecting with you all, sharing my fitness journey and exploring what Nostr has to offer.  Hit me up if you have any tips for a newbie! 😊
#Introductions

Also what are some good Hashtags to follow! Hopefully I set this up the correct way!

https://m.primal.net/LOzQ.mp4


Second iteration includes 3 changes

script change nostr:npub18ams6ewn5aj2n3wt2qawzglx9mr4nzksxhvrdc4gzrecw7n5tvjqctp424
voice change nostr:npub1tvqc82mv8cezhax5r34n4muc2c4pgjz8kaye2smj032nngg52clq0rkrq4
included 3 helpful links at the end

https://v.nostr.build/hzG0Ijsdp3p050pL.mp4 nostr:note17h7vtnz5my9glwpvjwzgvjtzw3z4n7lx42jr4h4mh7c8zexu5dsqq5r25p


If anyone wants to beta test the new version of #haven, do

git checkout v0.4.0

It contains several breaking changes.

All docker crap removed, many small optimizations, better import, less spammy logs

Next week I will make it the master branch


People are gonna hate me but I'm going to officially remove docker support on the #haven repo this week.

If you want docker you'll have to fork it yourself or just stay on this old version of Haven

Half the github issues are related to docker and I didn't even want it in the first place and nobody is providing support on it, making the project look bad

It shouldn't be hard to just type `go build ` but what do I know


Too many developers trying to make the superapp of Nostr when the best approach is too have smaller apps doing less things and a better compatibility layer between them.


The overweight part is weird ngl


Finally found the mute button, was being too stubborn, but I truly have no time for the haters anymore 🫂🐸


Haven Relay v0.2.3

 - fixes issue where it crashed if you don't use backups
 - fixes issues that stopped blasting if a relay was down
 - other random bug fixes and optimizations

Please update to latest
https://github.com/bitvora/haven


WoT relay v0.1.13

Important bug fixes and optimizations

Please update to latest version

github.com/bitvora/wot-relay


The correct way to do CPR https://v.nostr.build/YFXm9xS06EN4cz2n.mp4


Racks all the way, why downgrade so hard???


Is WordPress still the standard for blog hosting?


BLM 2.0


Unless software starts needing 128bit architecture I don't see why I would need to upgrade 🤔

I self host so many random things I'm not even close to using up all the cores yet


I reached the self hosting end game with two devices

64 core proxmox server
88tb NAS

with these I can self host all the things


Bitcoin is useful just on the basis of removing exchange rate/conversion friction

All humans should use one currency, using a hundred different ones is ancient nonsense


You got served Mongolian edition https://v.nostr.build/ETDuXlgSh5lsNJa4.mp4


Zap a dev 10,000 sats to write a few lines of Javascript for you


I bought d4 at launch, completed the campaign, it didn't hook me as much as d3 and d2

Is it much better now?


Ever have a dream so fucked up and random you think your brain might be mentally ill?


This one goes out to nostr:nprofile1qqs9kqvr4dkruv3t7n2pc6e6a7v9v2s5fprmwjv4gde8c4fe5y29v0sprdmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujucnfw33k76twwpshy6ewvdhk6qgewaehxw309aek2mnyd96zumn0wdnxcctjv5hxxmmdqyt8wumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnswf5k6ctv9ehx2aqe445m5 https://i.nostr.build/3epPtKdvMQ74PHQ0.jpg


Vitor?


Is nostr the only place that has devfluencers?


Brb https://i.nostr.build/VpOAcpPyXlBT8Dwb.jpg


No I'm not there just seeing the reports on it


Great Nostr education and convo all around! Thanks nostr:npub1utx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7803c2k986henvvha4thuwfkper4s7r50e8 nostr:npub1hqaz3dlyuhfqhktqchawke39l92jj9nt30dsgh2zvd9z7dv3j3gqpkt56s nostr:npub1tvqc82mv8cezhax5r34n4muc2c4pgjz8kaye2smj032nngg52clq0rkrq4 let’s build a WoT. Love the 10 year vision

https://fountain.fm/episode/SvtLwVhn8XTdAzFEvZc1

nostr:nevent1qvzqqqpxquqzqf6mwc683klsa4wme8xdeaz7y4syjfg3ywm9g83yajnz0h7vvakkkm97pr


They are saying 15ft storm surge in Tampa wtffff that is terrifying


Sir I would like to come on podcast one day to discuss nostr relays and lightning 🙏🐸


This shit works can confirm https://i.nostr.build/vLv5rMIoOOKWYlBs.jpg


They brown better and don't steam the food, because when food hits it the temperature doesn't drop as much


Just built a PHP SDK for bitvora.com

https://zap.stream/naddr1qqjrjwfnx9jxzcf5943xxcmr956r2wp495uxgcf495enqde5vfsn2vfevsmnzq3qeaz6dwsnvwkha5sn5puwwyxjgy26uusundrm684lg3vw4ma5c2jsxpqqqpmxw3fthyf


Who were the psychopaths who just watched an hour of PHP dev lol show yourselves


Minimal chatting, deep focus dev stream

https://zap.stream/naddr1qqjrjwfnx9jxzcf5943xxcmr956r2wp495uxgcf495enqde5vfsn2vfevsmnzqg3waehxw309ahx7um5wgh8w6twv5hsygx0gknt5ymr44ldyyaq0rn3p5jpzkh8y8ymg773a06ytr4wldxz55psgqqqwensfj4x55


It's not because of the USD price. Sats trade in hundreds of currency pairs and Thousands crypto pairs and real world goods. There was a time where two pizzas = 10,000 BTC and there was no fiat price.

All prices everywhere are determined by supply and demand, fiat has nothing to do with it. If they printed trillions more USD, the Monero/sats pair probably wouldn't move that much even tho the USD/sats pair would move a lot


You keep saying it but fail to understand the price of sats comes from the same place the price of USD comes from. You fail to see that USD itself has a price, relative to any other good. 1 USD = 0.5 bottles of water, 1.35 CAD, 6400 sats, whatever you want

It's all supply and demand, USD is not special

Anyway if you don't get it or don't understand, I'm too busy to explain it to you, sorry


I use sats as my unit of account, your hard on for USD is really embarrassing


In fights I just tap my opponents foreheads until they collapse


Econ101 also teaches that economies collapse without inflation and MMT is the way, miss me with that fiat minded nonsense 🐸


Incorrect, wrong, dominant unit of account is made up nonsense


-30 pounds of weight
-30 years of life


Arguing about the right way to cook things is the wholesome controversial content I like to see on nostr


I can buy x amount of any day because Monero holders are willing to sell x amount on any day

It is calculated by supply and demand, same way all prices are determined


I spoke publicly about two new projects for the first time on this show with nostr:npub1hghnjjpnvkz8t6gkszuf37d7puwc2qtxc65rnklqsngzv6kkug9qhhfyz2. The first is NosFabrica, and the second is a planned travel show with nostr:npub1rj7eh0eu3skwcyr5adpcjwxft9z4yjdspjryq6gynqw2j49f9a3quqjpw2 👀

Give it a listen if you want to find out more

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Before Trudeau I doubt barely any Americans could name our prime minister

Congratulations, you're such an asshole even the Americans noticed https://i.nostr.build/XdLfgrVKHVTXZxNW.gif


Depends on the models you want to run of course, I think rtx 3090 is best value with 24gb of vram

Don't need insane hard drive or CPU or ram even


I know, it would be better if we had an unused chain with no need to develop any scaling solutions because nobody uses it and it slowly bleeds away into obscurity 🐸


I wonder how Italians would feel watching me break my spaghetti pasta then stirring it with chop sticks right now


Lnbig.com pretty reasonable

LightningNetwork.plus free channels


CMO - Chief meme officer


Lol it's not for job it's for hiring and sales 🐸🧑💻


Signing up for a LinkedIn account right now lmfao 🐸


It doesn't break bitcoin in anyway but it can break an individual mint, it is true you can have a malicious mint that issues more tokens than they have sats

And just like the ftxs and other custodians before them, the free market will sniff them out, they will collapse, and some people will get rekt


Is today the day you open a chocolate business?


Hank Hill is a bitcoiner  https://i.nostr.build/qXbbGWrsXLkRBzKh.jpg


REMIND ME WHAT SYSTEM NASA USED TO ALLEGEDLY GET THERE


AMERICA PLS FIX THIS 🇺🇸 https://v.nostr.build/DUXoxGq4khJnvKHQ.mp4


Totally agree

And perhaps even just actively choosing somewhere to live that isn't prone to natural disasters specifically as a seed protection strategy I think is a reasonable, depending on stack size


I hope our Florida nostriches are gonna be ok with another hurricane about to hit

Maybe not appropriate time but paper seed backups are useless vs a hurricane

Even a seed plate doesn't help much if your house floats away in a flood

Redundant backups, encryption on cloud, and multisig help mitigate this


He's mad at me and sulking


🫂 skunk nostalgia

If you could take my dog for a few weeks I would really appreciate


Doggo not smelling nearly as bad after getting skunked last night and spending the night outside, but it's still bad


Just yesterday after stirring I threw my spoon in the garbage


#hamradio #meshnet #comms
kv4p HT introduction - turn your phone into a modern ham radio transceiver
https://video.nostr.build/d7c3558ff8045af3670f7e06a544ced765ad0979443e50b826e4d6b84865cddf.mp4

https://kv4p.com


A large meme folder on my phone https://i.nostr.build/Wjfveisn7j2juoOK.jpg


Gm 😅 https://i.nostr.build/W2JKg8WUClpVhZto.jpg


That's when you go for the 360 dunk
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Gn nostr

Pls pray for my poor pup who is sleeping outside for first time in his life

But fuck that I ain't having my place smell like skunk


Dog got skunked tonight and I live in a small apartment


Enjoyed some strawberry ice cream today it was so good


and he earned the amazing prize of sleeping outside for a week 🐕🐾


Man following the #foodstr hashtag just 10x'd my nostr feed for the better but now I'm hungry


#Foodstr 😋😋😋
https://video.nostr.build/a8f523ca8822b05fed71e92cb82b48adb6c7f8a0ea737f58e279644a0880ee8b.mp4


Sorry 😔


Exactly, and you accuse me of such nonsense, fuck you

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We got a cheese sauce incoming?


I dedicate this video to nostr:nprofile1qqsyeqqz27jc32pgf8gynqtu90d2mxztykj94k0kmttxu37nk3lrktcpz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezumrpdejz7qgcwaehxw309anxjmr5v4ezumn0wd68ytnhd9hx2tcpzamhxue69uhk6mr9dd6jumn0wd68yvfwvdhk6tc5w4tc2 who accuses me of being a liar and a cheater

Watch for yourself slow ass typing boomer

https://video.nostr.build/d8372a2678275ca16d19a5073b7a3a2d9019491ceab166eb4d47ae12a7329567.mp4


I can remotely detonate pagers and walkie talkies but I can't stop a bunch of retards walking through a fence


Thank you kind sir I hope the Internet enjoyed it


He got rekt


Just got back from a nice dinner

Open car door to let my dog out

Immediately bolts after a family of skunks

How's your night going?


What's going on now


The crowd has spoken


In an effort to #KeepNostr weird this year for my bday (3 days from now) I’ll be getting a tattoo of a design made by you (nostriches) let’s keep this very simple 2 days til submissions close, reply with a nostr themed design and the design with the most reactions at the end wins and will be permanently on my skin forever.

the size will be 2cm 👀

let’s see what you got!!


Sir this is the fancy life


Do people really have to finance pizzas now?
https://i.nostr.build/UD9w7FOpS9rmVAND.jpg


Only fiat maximalists think like this, you are projecting your own fiat mind

I could literally price things in bigmacs or bottles of water if I wanted to, you are the one bringing up USD all the time and asserting that "everything" is priced in it

BTC/XMR has its own rate but you just can't stand to look at it without coping, but here it is again, sans usd

-76% prices in SATS, hfsp 🫂 https://i.nostr.build/DMwAsjyuVmYxwrcG.jpg


I can divide the XMR/BTC by grams of gold, barrels of oil, Japanese yen, implying that the exchange rate depends on USD and therefore fiat maxi, is the most retarded imaginable cope

But I love hearing you cry so I try not to explain very basic things to you, you are an 80 IQ noob but think you're smart, which makes it even funnier 🤣😂


REEEEEEEEEE 🐸🤣😂


Taking would a little too far this morning


I'll never mute him I love it, he reply guys every single anti Monero meme


Serves me right for making fun of nostr:nprofile1qqs03ekxgdp0rczjfqrrpcn7zqtdec6lcwnpfesyxnl0f239qvege2gpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzv9hxgqg5waehxw309aex2mrp0yhxgctdw4eju6t0qyxhwumn8ghj7mn0wvhxcmmvrctmej typo this morning


With him* 💀


His cope is so funny I also love fucking him 🤣💀😂


I'm not lying man I'm just fast lmfao, and many people are faster than me still

What a retarded thing to lie about, to watch live typing contests there are people who push 250wpm+


nostr:nprofile1qqsyeqqz27jc32pgf8gynqtu90d2mxztykj94k0kmttxu37nk3lrktcpz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezumrpdejz7qgcwaehxw309anxjmr5v4ezumn0wd68ytnhd9hx2tcpzamhxue69uhk6mr9dd6jumn0wd68yvfwvdhk6tc5w4tc2 so mad that I type fast so he unfollows me lmfao, this is truly nostr level autism 😂🤣💀

 https://i.nostr.build/4GflQ3RNVllEMRvY.jpg


Lmfao 😂😂😂😂

I literally stream myself typing not sure what more I can do

But I'm extremely flattered you think it's impossible, I guess I am super human

You can watch full with sound here
https://zap.stream/naddr1qqjxzcejvveryvfn956x2enz956xxwp395unsden95unzd3svgurgde4v43kxqghwaehxw309aex2mrp0yhxummnw3ezucnpdejz7q3qeaz6dwsnvwkha5sn5puwwyxjgy26uusundrm684lg3vw4ma5c2jsxpqqqpmxwlrn9dq


Yep


Haha I'm not man, raw dog with a mechanical keyboard too


I am sorry to inform you that you aren't fast 🐸🧑💻


🐸🧑💻😏
https://i.nostr.build/RWNUIj1YmVtJ9ohH.jpg


Is this true? Curious for any creatures making money to chime in.

nostr:note1we6gzffcek2smm96aruylmldmqk2tq26ryqt36al03mwsed5tr2qpud038


As a content creature who doesn't make money, I'm just here to enjoy your typo


Gm, especially to the ladies 😏 https://i.nostr.build/nZf1AspHG0lhDg3v.jpg


Shadowy super coders in shambles


Gn norstr 🫂🐸


nostr:nprofile1qqsvlca5x9keq5e4km8q26aqas3skkr6xdpcr6ptlxsz5xz095rglrgpz4mhxue69uhks6tnwshxummnw3ezumrpdejqzxrhwden5te0wfjkccte9eekummjwsh8xmmrd9skcqg0waehxw309ajjumn0wvhxcmmvnq2dwn's profile picture


what’s the most impactful nostr improvement of 2024 so far?


Same af 😂 https://i.nostr.build/XnjXDSskitxSzttv.jpg


Ribeye


Why even ask such an obvious question

Even today would


She legit was 10/10


Built in golang hell yeah 💯


America could be funded purely with a sales tax only and not wasting money but that's not gonna happen lol


Paying Kieran 😀


Playing some starcraft 2, backseat gaming welcomed 🐸

https://zap.stream/naddr1qqjrxwpexasn2wfh94snsd3c956rjvp3943rycfe956xvcekxgunwdnz893kxqg3waehxw309ahx7um5wgh8w6twv5hsygx0gknt5ymr44ldyyaq0rn3p5jpzkh8y8ymg773a06ytr4wldxz55psgqqqwensnk29vt


If I put my knee up he runs over and puts his chin on it lol what a beautiful dumbass https://i.nostr.build/RYotgLvbPRUbEu3f.jpg


#foodstr https://i.nostr.build/qBxPZJCD1oYvHNWF.jpg


If anyone plays starcraft 2 please reply and let's stream some games tonight on zap.stream !


Just gotta diy test, try different diets and see what works for you


Tell us more sir


Carnivore doesn't work for me, I feel best eating fresh vegetables in my diet
https://i.nostr.build/6axZ1e07gmlPbXFG.jpg


Personally I'd rather starve to death in the woods while waiting for my goods and services to drop by 3% next year


The economy would collapse if the government didn't steal 3% of our money every year https://i.nostr.build/RRXSlCrOfzAEEaqD.jpg


Nope and just looking at the relay icons, those aren't mine


How the government created Celsius and BlockFi and got everyone rekt:

 - prevent the free market from accessing bitcoin by blocking etfs and funneling people into gbtc

 - gbtc starts to trade at a premium to spot Bitcoin

 - companies start borrowing fake bank credit money from government approved monopolies (banks) to arbitrage the premium by the billions

 - blockfi, Celsius and other yield companies start popping up to participate in the trade with user funds

 - when they fucked up, government approved darling and major donor FTX steps in to "save" blockfi - drawing in even more users

 - when it all collapses, government fines all these companies which use user funds to pay fines

EXCELLENT JOB GOVERNMENT, THANK YOU FOR KEEPING US SAFE


with a deep maillard on a cast iron finished with  beurre noisette and garlic


After all, why not?

Why shouldn't I eat two steaks today?
 https://i.nostr.build/V6qfNPf3F6qkowIZ.jpg


A small workout is better than no workout. A small stack is better than no stack. Small steps in the right direction are better than no progress.


Make the entire legacy network dark  https://i.nostr.build/uP6Olu8rOdcbFyON.jpg


Why?


Egg yolk is nature's dipping sauce


Just listened back because this episode was full of brain activity.

nostr:npub1utx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7803c2k986henvvha4thuwfkper4s7r50e8 crushed it. nostr:note1qs04tzyqgyv7sux4s09xcuj4sj4zt2hj3xqamucyu3e29s0mj84shncrjn


Gm https://i.nostr.build/aT97XPImmkOVmiy3.jpg


Be honest

Since becoming a nostrich, did you have to buy extra phone chargers so you have them in more  rooms?


Wtf


Congratulations to everyone who entered the contest, you all win!

Because I'm not a scammer, here is proof of delivery

https://i.nostr.build/sdqOJZJG3gGZPgFq.jpg
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Maybe 2-3 grams daily, for decades 😬


Galaxy watch


Sleep stats before quitting weed (12% rem) https://i.nostr.build/gX68yxoItzyBQX7J.jpg

After quitting weed (36% rem)
https://i.nostr.build/LntmohAGc39AjpYU.jpg

Absolutely insane difference, I cannot stress this enough


If you need a stranger to take a picture of you, try to ask an Asian girl, they go next level to take a good picture 🖼


My collection is complete 😎🐸 https://i.nostr.build/149sx7RPSR1Bijk9.jpg


government agents shouldn't be able to prevent people from rescuing and providing aid to their friends and family, this is the purpose of the 2nd amendment


Ty kind sir


https://njump.me/nevent1qqsry326s2tk9evdvamcsndn900wd4veeqfytsyx78wngaf2qlaueqgpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hsyg8zenmu7gzq8ulj5jj4kv50ph3muwz43f747vmr9ld2alrjdswgavpsgqqqqqqsy3dpn9

But even before this spam note, which fair enough is spammy, it still redownloads the same notes excessively, and only this one relay, not the rest


nostr:nprofile1qqsyvrp9u6p0mfur9dfdru3d853tx9mdjuhkphxuxgfwmryja7zsvhqpzemhxue69uhhwmm59e6x2ctvv4skvtnyv4mz75j0n3t something very weird going on with my outbox relay (first one), amethyst tries to redownload the same note thousands of times?

This relay only has my notes and already downloaded 1gb of data? Doesn't make sense

And labels my own notes spam to boot, but it's just one note downloaded 4k times
https://i.nostr.build/Hxfi1jieC8mLfbew.jpg


nostr:nprofile1qqsyvrp9u6p0mfur9dfdru3d853tx9mdjuhkphxuxgfwmryja7zsvhqpzemhxue69uhhwmm59e6x2ctvv4skvtnyv4mz75j0n3t something very weird going on with my outbox relay (first one), amethyst tries to redownload the same note thousands of times?

This relay only has my notes and already downloaded 1gb of data? Doesn't make sense

And labels my own notes spam to boot, but it's just one more downloaded 4k times
https://i.nostr.build/Hxfi1jieC8mLfbew.jpg


These protein and keto recipes are generally abominations


Remember runes and ordinals lmfao


When twitter calls hang up https://image.nostr.build/c36a939ee1e26cf217350cdb1caac15ad938dfe9904ad2563b7504521ab30549.jpg


All I hear is mortal Kombat


#meme #nostrmeme #memes
#zap it, Feels good man.
🌑🌒🌓🌔🌕🌖🌗🌘🌚   🤦🙋♂

Laughs

https://video.nostr.build/20b9adbe124c47f0e72452c22329e3ee4855d736d4070f63e86bf03bcfe6a501.mp4


Clients rebroadcast notes when people reply and react to them, I would guess it's coming from a client? 🤔


My WoT relays don't have blastr


Eminem's best verse 🔥🔥 https://v.nostr.build/nRHSpAw6axLHVLJH.mp4


I don't think your key material should ever be on a device connected to the Internet


I find this extremely hard to believe


GM https://image.nostr.build/7d3ae598f5e9d5098a7ae3d4ff5639cb49e97ad799861a33b5d476e7c6e35bfb.jpg


Gn 🫂


Mobile AMETHYST
Desktop nostrudel

Also zap stream, nostrnests, fountain


Genuine question

How y'all actually use this stuff? What app you use for Nostr, in general? You note from your desktop? Or use Damus on iOS?

#asknostr


have a good stream sir


Friday night starcraft 2 stream, come watch me get my ass kicked

https://zap.stream/naddr1qqjxxc3sxqmnzwfe94snye3e956xxvrz95uxvdp595enwwtrxu6nzvmyv33nwqg3waehxw309ahx7um5wgh8w6twv5hsygx0gknt5ymr44ldyyaq0rn3p5jpzkh8y8ymg773a06ytr4wldxz55psgqqqwens23w3c8


nostr:npub14kw5ygpl6fyqagh9cnrytyaqyacg46lzkq42vz7hk8txdk49kzxs04j7y0 Episode 81 was a storm of knowledge.

One often forgotten yet so important facet of Nostr is relays.

nostr:npub1hqaz3dlyuhfqhktqchawke39l92jj9nt30dsgh2zvd9z7dv3j3gqpkt56s & I dove into many subjects with nostr:npub1utx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7803c2k986henvvha4thuwfkper4s7r50e8 in this episode.

The rise and fall of Nodeless. The latest and greatest projects Bitvora & Haven. Web of Trust and much more.

Thank you #Plebchain who joined the live nest and chummed it up in real time. You make the live event worth it.

For those who missed the live show. Please support V4V and listen, zap, boost, share and etc on nostr:npub1v5ufyh4lkeslgxxcclg8f0hzazhaw7rsrhvfquxzm2fk64c72hps45n0v5

https://fountain.fm/episode/SvtLwVhn8XTdAzFEvZc1


Look at some of the dietary restrictions from our wedding guests lol
https://m.primal.net/LLWp.png


dn?


NERD


I turned off my bot, it was fun to play with, sorry if it was annoying


THE WEBMASTER


taking up all the bandwidth with your bitaxe


heyo


Just having some fun #footstr


Which path do I follow for showtime?

PCR Live in 40 minutes with our legendary guest nostr:npub1utx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7803c2k986henvvha4thuwfkper4s7r50e8 https://image.nostr.build/f256656b1d2d3367247159d1a86ea0f6947744c9e98714b9e52777ba90562988.jpg  nostr:note1mvwlktqflhqpv7wxzdz50xdvx8u3x4qat3f9mfmcya4rfkhd3a4sj6ecsx


Multivendor multisig is the way


To any would be robbers:

My keys are all over the country, you'd have to kidnap me and buy airplane tickets to get my coins

Don't bother, I can't even access my own stack without tremendous effort and cost https://i.nostr.build/O31Vp9AEDHmm5nPr.jpg


Everyone who tries this usually ends up with less Bitcoin than just stacking

Good luck tho


Yikes


Before Bitcoin I used to spends hours a week researching stocks, following financials and market news etc just find an appropriate way to save money

Now I pay attention to literally nothing macro or economy or finance or anything like that, I just save real money and move on with my life. https://i.nostr.build/ox9ykzWtheS8blmt.jpg


I visited the Ethereum headquarters today but they were closed https://image.nostr.build/c6450ae81880b17ce37d1089806d92cb26b2763b41f34e426b0b889ebb82c6e2.jpg


Remember when Facebook went all in on the metaverse, changed their name to meta and lost billions? 💀

When will they change their name back? It must burn to look at it everyday


Just super shadowy coder work


2nd amendment is supposed to fix things like this isn't it?


Gm,

Catch me on Plebchain radio tonight at 6pm how bout dat?

https://i.nostr.build/1VLaCGKwLCMVTShX.gif


Back in my day you had to optimize your blog posts for digg and stumbleupon and Google circles

What a time


Fucking loser

Now I have to build a WoT blacklist feature, making me do work, fuck you

nostr:nevent1qqspn59nr3nqrn96knaccmfqz7xfpyfg2w026wklm4kqpmsjux5ermqpz4mhxue69uhkvun9deejuat50phjummwv5hsygyz2nzetyfhnwxxg2uh58xatwfv3l3taw6avpkvthzk0duezg5dyypsgqqqqqqsu0tkft


If you want to enter the contest for 10,000 gfy and hfsp thoughts sent directly from my brain into the universe, simply:

 - repost this note
 - follow me
 - reply with "gfy" or "hfsp"

Contest ends in 24 hours!


Proudly did not repost obvious scam lol

I expect more from you nostr

https://i.nostr.build/Dyk3W2RGq5ngF1GL.gif


There's no such thing as too much garlic in a recipe


Debating if I should release the god to this truly retarded bot, but afraid 50% of nostr notes will just become bots saying gm to each other


Gm pv #footstr #coffeechain #introductions #bitcoin


#footstr test


#introductions test


Testing #inTRoDUcTioNS


gm.


gM?


GM test


I made my bot reply gm to everyone who says gm, but then it started replying gm to itself and got stuck in an infinite gm loop

Gmception


Same, that's where I got the idea 🐸


Why is nostr engagement so high in the morning?  https://i.nostr.build/hNLzjTq2wfB8Vgmg.jpg


Addict triggered 😂


Correct, I don't care, and you've earned a mitet. Gfy little buddy


Two things that never let this guy down.
1. First amendment
2. Boobs
What are two things that never let you down?
https://v.nostr.build/z9qdfKcKqDpSUDs4.mp4


I'm sharing my personal experience, if you don't like it you can gfy


What would be a good heuristic to identify developers on nostr by only looking at their notes? 🤔


Well said


Hmmm. Actually, it is beautiful.

Your money worth more, when you produce more.

If you stop producing more, your money stops to worth more.


Warren Buffett is right that Bitcoin itself doesn't produce anything

It does something far more valuable

IT PROTECTS THE PRODUCERS


Wait a minute, communism doesn't work?


Oh, they got their money


Est


GM #bitcoin 🧡 https://video.nostr.build/530f712b2b3ddcfc8d7915d92497f0052a7022407db85921935c639ddf8eb33c.mp4


nostr:nprofile1qqstnem9g6aqv3tw6vqaneftcj06frns56lj9q470gdww228vysz8hqpz4mhxue69uhk2er9dchxummnw3ezumrpdejqzrthwden5te0dehhxtnvdakqz9rhwden5te0wfjkccte9ejxzmt4wvhxjmcjgxv3n seems to be taking the lead on a lot of it


ABSOLUTE LEGEND nostr:npub1gmhctt2hmjqz8ay2x8h5f8fl3h4fpfcezwqneal3usu3u65qca4s8094ea
He didn’t want to boast, but he gave me permission to publicly thank him.

The trust you guys have put in me to make sure this goes to where it needs to is seriously humbling. Thank you ❤ nostr:note12mn2d0rdyns30jpjphq7cwzvq0jxvs8308rx0spt9gqg2vgk3fssqd54qx


I probably shouldn't announce things before I've finished writing them but i'm pretty excited about this.

Gossip will soon have an embedded mini relay tester that will tell you if a relay is suitable for outbox, private inbox, public inbox, or DM usage.

I think the proliferation of many different kinds of relays for many different purposes has made the situation for end users very difficult, and this is going to help a lot... it is better than trusting a relay to tell you what it does.  It will work for paid relays too (once you have paid) as it uses your keypair to test.


Need


it's a great face


good to put a face to the npub <3


<3 have a great stream sir


I'm bad too lol. Brood war or sc2?


Yo let's play


Streaming again, casual gaming, hardware issues solved

Come chat and chill

https://zap.stream/naddr1qqjrscm98pjxgenr94snqvrz956r2en995uxgc34956kxce3vcuk2etxxf3xxqg3waehxw309ahx7um5wgh8w6twv5hsygx0gknt5ymr44ldyyaq0rn3p5jpzkh8y8ymg773a06ytr4wldxz55psgqqqwens899d8k


I have been smoking daily for 25 years, different scales


Smoke dried flower, almost 25 years straight 😬


I'll do it if I'm at cottage with my friends or something but never alone for no reason again


Nope, but my dreams are insane now


My experience so far is my anxiety actually going away, weed was GIVING me anxiety


10 days now without weed:

 - sleep is 10x better, wake up fresh
 - motivation much higher
 - definitely hornier 😏
 - saved many sats
 - can exercise longer

Wish I did this 10 years ago, weed is a shitcoin


Many utxo but only one THE WEBMASTER


Yep that's her, see, told you I had a gf, TOLD YOU


A new HBO documentary claims to have uncovered the identity of Satoshi Nakamoto.

#Bitcoin #nostr #grownostr #asknostr #freedom #coffeechain #GM #introductions #opinion #USA #Trump #FreeSpeech
https://m.primal.net/LKTX.mov


Entire planet basically runs on millions of open source libraries from unknown devs who get no praise, no glory and often times no money.

Running purely on passion and principles

This is peak humanity


Basically anyone who had an address not from a major custodian I recognized, failed about 30% of the time


NODELESS.IO, UTXO!!! still remember that song lol


have a great stream fren <3


have a great stream friend!


He's scared


Streaming some starcraft 2, come hang out and backseat game this noob

https://zap.stream/naddr1qqjrserxxsmnsdek95er2vrr956xgde5943rjctp95cnqwpkv33kvd3sxsmkvqg3waehxw309ahx7um5wgh8w6twv5hsygx0gknt5ymr44ldyyaq0rn3p5jpzkh8y8ymg773a06ytr4wldxz55psgqqqwensjyq7rx


How I see nostr https://i.nostr.build/Zl2TgAFwInxJezka.jpg


Probably like 1 in a million chance


My bots will always be NIP05 verified on utxo.one and have a proof of work npub beginning with npub1utx0gg

Anything else is not from me


5 noisey lottery tickets https://i.nostr.build/DMRsTDoFHkZJBl6S.jpg


looking at the price
https://i.nostr.build/03kpU6WevQEW3u7q.gif


Minibits.cash


First I built it, then I saw it


The self custody zap wallets fail so often lmfao, I have evidence now y'all suck at node running

If you just have one channel with an LSP you probably ngmi


Lol


Beep boop 🤖👾 https://image.nostr.build/c074157aa26ec11c32ef19040959e6769ec74eacfd6b0cb0359f5228b3243c8b.jpg


500 zaps sent so far lol

https://nostr.band/npub1utx0ggvqc45sr0grmkmuymfhw54h4mxq5kdylvk4nnhagn4e9ywswqex7s?overview=zaps-sent


Not that I know of 😭


are you guys getting zap spammed from my bot?


Feel free to follow my bot, it's gonna do silly things and have a very unsecured nsec

nostr:nevent1qqs0ad6w8ngvwl02d992r68xszgkph4nhafrslcerhf8hh7xxwvs6sqpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhsyg8zen6zrqx9dyqm6q7aklpx6dm49dawes99nf8m94vual2yawffr5psgqqqqqqssrxat8


Hello bot


Do you really need a VPN?
Basics recap for consumer VPNs:

1. Not everyone needs a VPN. It depends on your threat model / jurisdiction you live in / expectations around privacy. You need to understand the extent of protection they provide to assess that.

2. Despite what most VPN providers will tell you in their marketing speak, using a VPN alone will be ineffective or useless for:
- Achieving anonymity or "perfect privacy"
- Preventing tech corporations from profiling you
- Protecting your passwords
- Hiding your mobile phone location
- Providing better security when working from home

3. Trustworthy VPNs can be effective at:
- Encrypting your data and DNS requests so your ISP or mobile network operator cannot monitor or log your online activity
- Masking your IP address from websites and servers you connect to
- Circumventing censorship or geo blocks
- Increasing your security on untrusted public networks by preventing MITM attacks (not common)

If you see claims from a VPN provider contrary to any of the points above, they are either lying to you or are incompetent. 95% of them won't pass this test.


how will new users know which relays to use?


With custom relays


Good luck


Continue zapping and posting gm


I will be spamming nostr today with a zap bot I'm working on, I hope you will forgive me, at least you will get paid to look at my spam


Monero folks are figuring out the right way to nostr

Creating community relays and clients

We need much more of this, if anything this is nostr's killer feature, and completely destroys the  mastodon server model

nostr:nevent1qqsfhsx3f67kflkcuz2kcaw6lhyzqk02eeyeuzvwh02nzyge078adpgpzdmhxue69uhhwmm59e6hg7r09ehkuef0qgst55g4cdaslyg72v8dd3y8ej7ekuma5vlafwy2navsscph3sr27csrqsqqqqqpxwrhp3


If you want a relay that disrespects delete requests, WoT, whitelists, paywalls etc and just yolo saves everything, checkout

wss://nostrarchives.com


utxo the webmaster 🧑💻

⚡Bitcoin/Lightning API - bitvora.com
🌐 WoT Relay - github.com/bitvora/wot-relay
🏦 HAVEN Relay - github.com/bitvora/haven
🥜 Cashu Mint - mint.utxo.one


God bless em


I think it's basically just a bunch of http endpoints, should be very simple to code one up


🚨 Fellowship Opportunity at Harvard for Reinventing Social Media! 🚨

The Applied Social Media Lab (ASML) at the Berkman Klein Center is offering a fellowship that could be a great fit for folks in the Nostr community. This is an amazing opportunity for anyone looking to reinvent social media with public interest projects and gain support to make real change. Whether you're deep into Nostr or working on other decentralized social platforms, this fellowship offers a space to advance projects on civil discourse, platform transparency, online safety, and interoperability.

With flexible timelines (6 weeks or 4 months) and stipends, this could give you the structure, connections, and backing to really push forward innovative ideas. Imagine what it could mean to have someone from Nostr shaping the future of social media with Harvard's support!

If you're interested in rethinking social platforms with a focus on the public good, check it out! Let's get some Nostr energy into this and show what decentralized tech can do!

https://asml.cyber.harvard.edu/asml-fellowship-program/


I need to find such a woman https://i.nostr.build/PABM4ew5xMecBUze.jpg


I think his real issue is he didn't get the attention he desperately needs


Jesus Christ that's expensive as fuck


He literally dm'd me about it already


Yep I can see the minting and redemption, but I can't see that specific 100 sat token was redeemed, just that SOME token was


We have finally figured out why nostr isn't growing, it's not built in ruby 💀

nostr:nevent1qqs2jf5p2scdfzf79uglscr46t55zt8tynugtvms5up9pf00ctwltrgprfmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkjmnzdauqygy2dxtgdqgc3yvxmuuccujnarzyzl888l5pfm02ulkds8daa9fk4spsgqqqqqqsf4jnhn


I just see a bunch of lightning transactions taking place but no idea who's making them


Nostr isn't any language, it's a protocol...


Hello rustaceans,

We now have a rust SDK to make Bitcoin and Lightning payments even easier with our API.

`cargo add bitvora`

https://github.com/bitvora/bitvora-rs

To get started, sign up for free at

Mainnet:
https://console.bitvora.com

Signet:
https://console.signet.bitvora.com

(If you need signet coins, please dm nostr:nprofile1qqsw9n8heusyq0el9f99tveg7r0rhcu9tznatuekxt764m78ymqu36cpzdmhxue69uhhwmm59e6hg7r09ehkuef0qy2hwumn8ghj7enjv4h8xtn4w3ux7tn0dejj7qg4waehxw309aex2mrp0yh82arcduhx7mn99ueat4s3)


345,945 sats


When you've been solo mining with your bitaxe for weeks and haven't even found a block yet https://i.nostr.build/nFcQiGpf8NVHj3RB.gif


I think golang does this way better, as a former rails dev from the early 2000s lol


Bunch of people using my cashu mint and I have no clue who they are or what they're doing

As it should be


That is wild to me


Error no_route


Bitcoiners after hearing about BofA:

"My balance isnt zero, Bitcoin fixes this"
https://i.nostr.build/bUNvobsqwr8rFov8.jpg


People freaking out about Bank of America showing $0 balances on their accounts:

The money was never there in the first place.

Opt out and save in #bitcoin


Is it worth making ruby on rails SDKs anymore if you run a big API? 🤔


Did we just discover time travel?
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/evidence-of-negative-time-found-in-quantum-physics-experiment/


Hold on to your suits!


Decentralized hashpower.

365 BitAxes coming online in 3…2…1…
https://m.primal.net/LIvu.jpg


Jesus Christ lol


Join nostr:npub1tvqc82mv8cezhax5r34n4muc2c4pgjz8kaye2smj032nngg52clq0rkrq4 and me for episode 81 of nostr:npub14kw5ygpl6fyqagh9cnrytyaqyacg46lzkq42vz7hk8txdk49kzxs04j7y0 this Friday, Oct 4th at 6pm ET (UTC -4)

Our guest this week is nostr:npub1utx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7803c2k986henvvha4thuwfkper4s7r50e8, who will explain to us why moose shekels are still a thing, and more importantly, how nostr fixes this

You don’t want to miss this one!

Set your blockclocks!

https://nostrnests.com/


It's not cashu that's a problem is a lightning wallet. But for many users who are new to nostr it's awkward to have to leave nostr to get an address somewhere else then hook it up. As soon as you sign up with a client it should just work right away


Putting cashu wallets natively in nostr clients pretty much required at this point, so annoying for new users to get setup, especially in USA


Gossip v0.12.0: Bookmarks, Per-Relay Feeds & More

This is a major Gossip release that comes with bookmarks support, per-relay feeds, friends-of-friends scores in avatar, improved spam filtering, updated emoji picker, and more.

https://www.nobsbitcoin.com/gossip-v0-12-0/


Probably tonight, I streamed this morning tho ☺


you still playing?


You don't know starcraft 2????? Aiyahhh


Got it working 🐸😎 https://i.nostr.build/BX35qE5ViAVIdDq7.jpg


A spam free relay for frens 😌🍻🫡

https://wot.azzamo.net
wss://wot.azzamo.net

https://image.nostr.build/d6b8cfa758380aaef21608540c78bfef094af2215632dcddc595e67af9b13790.jpg
#grownostr  #wot  #relay


i used to be so hardcore about privacy and stuff but as soon as i needed to promote my bitcoin business i had no choice when going on podcasts on stuff, now i just give up


no webcam though? i want to see your handsome face


have a good stream man!


Come so typing races with the nostriches!

https://zap.stream/naddr1qqjxzcejvveryvfn956x2enz956xxwp395unsden95unzd3svgurgde4v43kxqg3waehxw309ahx7um5wgh8w6twv5hszrnhwden5te0dehhxtnvdakz7qgewaehxw309aex2mrp0yh8xmn0wf6zuum0vd5kzmp0qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyv9kh2uewd9hj7q3qeaz6dwsnvwkha5sn5puwwyxjgy26uusundrm684lg3vw4ma5c2jsxpqqqpmxw55qzcv


starting soon <3


hello everyone :)


grass fed steak


When you hate on one candidate, the NPC automatically assumes you like the other candidate

No bitch I like Ron Paul that's it


Import seed relays are used for initial import, building web of trust graph, and pulling notes into your inbox


It says G but number is B, wtf is g
https://i.nostr.build/pZtWMGCS85UwLddL.jpg


How did you find this note?


What's the highest difficulty your bitaxe ever found? #asknostr

Mine just found a 40B


Myself included, I was a semi NPC before COVID


 Wtf happened in 2020 seriously?

https://i.nostr.build/qKQgJ9LupcNyztC8.jpg


I'm much happier being a Bitcoin super spreader, spending my coins with as many people as possible

But I'm also much poorer as a result


Does damus support webm yet? I am holding back so many fire memes because half the people don't see them


Gender pay gap


My relays are blazingly fast and load first that's why 😎


My zap stream just got a nice upgrade, hope y'all will tune in tomorrow https://i.nostr.build/5jkIBRDkVK6IvUQe.jpg


Yes but honestly I don't recommend it, you'll probably lose a good amount of sats

But if you must, I use LND


That's a fren 🐸


They don't know that Bitvora.com fixes this


Just followed nostr:nprofile1qqs9pk20ctv9srrg9vr354p03v0rrgsqkpggh2u45va77zz4mu5p6ccpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhsz9thwden5te0dehhxarj9ehhsarj9ejx2a30qyg8wumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytnddakj7xph5zr 's nutshell readme on GitHub, pretty smooth if you know your way around python


All my frens are welcome to use the mint https://i.nostr.build/lmG9uKPVT29YDMhx.jpg


nostr:nprofile1qqsyvrp9u6p0mfur9dfdru3d853tx9mdjuhkphxuxgfwmryja7zsvhqpzamhxue69uhhv6t5daezumn0wd68yvfwvdhk6tcppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0qyghwumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytnhd9hx2tcewvzaw is your beer big enough there bud


How I see nostr https://i.nostr.build/Zl2TgAFwInxJezka.jpg


who wants Testflight (iOS only) access to a NIP-60 wallet app I'm building?

10 largest zaps get you access to the testflight and to a NIP-29 community (also available through the app)

🙏  Repost for visibility, I need to pay rent 😂


Remember when this was the biggest crisis in the world? Good times  https://i.nostr.build/vVBA135Bd3gSIgj4.jpg


Keto definitely works to lose weight

First couple of days you might feel a bit dumb in the brain but that goes away and then you feel even smarter

Take progress pics every week to stay motivated


Yes I am a greedy bastard


Oh yah totally gonna pay tax, if you're watching this Trudeau


If my bitaxes win a block I will zap 3,125,000 sats to my frens 🐸


... rewards piling up too? 🐸🙋


Can confirm my dog likes this


Someone with only 5.02 in fiat left


Fuck


Don't worry everyone I'll get the price pumping again https://i.nostr.build/9XwV3uDyx4fWIeWU.jpg


How big does this difficulty number need to be to win a mainnet block? https://i.nostr.build/UrWZiLxb7ngHoNP0.jpg


What happens when you buy shitcoins https://i.nostr.build/LVRbaGvci9aKBirF.jpg


Why do so many people on reddit dox their stacks to the Internet lol

Why do people even use reddit at all in fact


noStrudel hosted on nostr + blossom servers and served over tor
http://npub1wyuh3scfgzqmxn709a2fzuemps389rxnk7nfgege6s847zze3tuqfl87ez.q457mvdt5smqj726m4lsqxxdyx7r3v7gufzt46zbkop6mkghpnr7z3qd.onion


Animals like when you pet their heads because it reminds them of their mom ☺  https://i.nostr.build/V0BK7TWn6MRkY32k.jpg


Surf and turf for lunch ☺ https://i.nostr.build/771XnuegbHW5dWyl.jpg


This is why you should use a private dm relay

nostr:nevent1qqsx8g553v99e6559lrg9sa6vv79spfl7mutgsnlydpkp7a8vw4a5ecprfmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkjmnzdauqygx4gadjfpq72nj3ppaqnvr8e93eh6su3ffsy44g74qjtzwgpx8pcspsgqqqqqqsqgzcfa


nostr:nprofile1qqsd846pynwlkk7uvxu0rrghcve4hw6033c3s234acnnzjjf5n4hk8gpzemhxue69uhhwmm59ehx7um5wgh8qctjw3uj7tp4t0l thank you for the 1000 tBTC 🧑💻😁🫂🐸


thank you!


Come chill if you're bored

https://zap.stream/naddr1qqjrverxxg6kgcmx95cnwd3h956xzdek943rgvnx95mrwvnpvsurwde4vcenjqgewaehxw309aex2mrp0yh8xmn0wf6zuum0vd5kzmp0qgsv73dxhgfk8tt76gf6q788zrfyz9dwwgwfk3aar6l5gk82a76v9fgrqsqqqan8elc3r8


Hmmm I'll YouTube it


someone mentioned playing starcraft again and it's all i've been thinking about all morning


Twitter folks don't like nostr because it's nice here and they're addicted to being rage baited all day and manipulated by algos

To them it's cringe to be nice and have a good time and not worry about likes and follow counts.


Billion dollar idea:

When you double click an AppImage, it should just open, without using a terminal

Follow me for more 9000 IQ ideas


Is there some kind of setting or call I could add to haven relay that would make this work?


In West Philadelphia, born and raised


7 days weed free, biggest change is I have way better dreams now and wake up feeling refreshed

If people tell you weed helps you sleep they are just making an excuse for their addiction


Building a rust sdk today

Rust is a bad language I don't believe y'all actually like this

Box dyn impl mutex gfy


Minimum wage is a communist price control on the most important resource we have, human labor


I mean it's probably still good, would eat


They kill a lot more children


Trump is a scammer but Kamala is a communist and there's nothing worse than a communist full stop

Trust me I live in Canada I would know


Ain't always about the steaks, sometimes I eat Deez nuts
https://i.nostr.build/8EkLZ2fgMSok7j3B.jpg


The best public relay implementation is probably strfry, if you want to run a relay others can use

My biased opinion is the best personal relay for just your own company to make sure your own notes are highly available is haven

https://github.com/bitvora/haven


That's just on chain, nostr alone has 3.5 million zaps in last 400 days, lightning we'll never know because it's much more private than monero 🐸💀


If this is a vulnerability, congrats we'll just patch it lmfao, thanks for helping


Amazingly well ty 😊

How's being a salty reply guy to my notes coming along?


Anytime a new follow list or relay list or profile metadata note is sitned, relays should delete the old note versions of them to save space

If you follow 1500 people that means every relay is probably storing 1500 notes but only using 1


I completely disagree that nobody uses Bitcoin as a currency, considering we all use it on nostr, and first hand experience seeing thousands of stores using btcpayserver and nodeless when I was working on that

I would bet my whole stack more real world transactions for goods and services take place in BTC than monero. Especially considering we now have countries using it as legal tender.

A good currency can both appreciate and be used as a medium of exchange


Many Monero bros are super salty, I guess they are not having fun staying poor 🐸


Criticize usa government: 😊
Criticize Canada government: 😊
Criticize EU government: 😊

Criticize Israel government:

WHAT DO YOU FUCKING HATE JEWS OR SOMETHING???!?! REEEEE


I don't trust or verify

I just put on my tinfoil hat and post memes sir


I have 4 terminals open, all fonts are green


Using Tor on amethyst I guess we're super scary dark web users now


Absolutely brutal damage by this hurricane, I hope all nostriches are ok 😔


Gm 🐸


How many did you have today


When a WoT relay gives error that I'm not in the web of trust  https://i.nostr.build/20CgFUChfPVMMdmW.gif


Playing a racing game, guy smashed into me from behind then says:

"Do you want some p Diddy oil"


Is it normal to spend like 5% of your life just cleaning


Different derivation paths


If we want zaps to be more legit, we probably need the concept of trusted zappers

Anyone can easily publish a note saying "yep this person just got zapped a million sats"

We've already seen people do this but nobody has done it as an attack yet.

Or perhaps we just have to accept that publicly showing zaps is basically meaningless


Remember when there were just bitcoiners on nostr and we used to zap each other thousands of sats and there were no algorithms?

 - Us in 2030 reminiscing about the good ol days of nostr


Even haven shouldn't really be run like that, if clients actually started to honor inbox/outbox then UX will be shit when ppl try to read your notes


I think it's a bad idea for umbrel and start9 users to run relays over tor

Leave relay running to the server nerds so that nostr stays fast and reliable

Of course nobody can stop you this is just my opinion


Zulip is much better than mattermost and slack

Highly recommend for private team chat


When you learn swan is involved in another scandal  https://i.nostr.build/jWT17PbH8jlgj8R7.jpg


lmfao


Gm,

Every cycle, these google searches start spiking

https://i.nostr.build/TDMHOFG6HvI9cG7S.jpg


I really don't give a shit about bathrooms


Who wants to bet that no matter who wins the election, they will print money, sign bombs, go into massive debt and try to make us fight about transgender bathrooms?


I haven't smoked in 60 hours but I am about to snap please talk me out of going to the store and buying a pack 😭😅


Who exactly as are the bitfliencers


Bitcoin is not for everyone because everyone is stupid and ngmi unforch


Shitcoin diet? https://i.nostr.build/lMTgOAVzoSEyIVqz.jpg


YouTube keeps recommending videos about "how to live in your car" and I think this is a bad omen for BTC


https://m.primal.net/LEeu.jpg
https://m.primal.net/LEes.jpg


Gm 🐸🫂


Where ya goin


Actually insane


https://cdn.satellite.earth/c9a8a0e752e77333554eaa54b114f6a6bdf6b91a69d85afe2ea1d74420f7a966.jpg
#meme #memes


Me when someone puts docker stuff in the repo


Need this https://i.nostr.build/m60wtt9VU3tXFha8.jpg


I dunno I got pretty huge with just KFC gravy in even less time


Are u huge now


58k for life


i think you guys may have single handedly brought Creed back.

reunited and live 8/12//24
https://video.nostr.build/0aa6fde5b491248ae8679b1ef74d863d992d4817bf241e215217da30b5ed78e5.mp4


🍻 When we are socializing we can #zap and at the same time get zapped stack sats too!!!! #Nostr #Bitcoin ⚡🚀💜🧡 https://image.nostr.build/8889852c192bbd14deffaea90c9cfa423eb35acaf92c977c1ca05372662da033.jpg


Shoulder


Blade


High praise thank you


Butter basted 🤌 https://i.nostr.build/32VEXsxVyhGJK1lU.jpg


Running tor 🙋


Amethyst 0.92.1 is now live on the PlayStore.

Welcome to Tor.


We got the angus blade steak today https://i.nostr.build/mvgX7dm3nTrSzCID.jpg


Thank you for mailing me a piece of paper to confirm that I logged into a website a week ago. A true model of government efficiency. https://i.nostr.build/QYPFnUGyPgYpd828.jpg


Not telling teehee ☺


nostr:nprofile1qqsrhuxx8l9ex335q7he0f09aej04zpazpl0ne2cgukyawd24mayt8gprdmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuam9wd6x2unwvf6xxtnrdakj7qgnwaehxw309amk7apww468smewdahx2tckuej4c already built this 🐸


the future is bright

freedom tech marches on


I show an XMR/BTC chart and you start bringing up USD lmfao, fiatmaxi


This is XMR/BTC, where is fiat or USD?


NEW PODCAST DROPPED...
Maajid Nawaz and I discuss Islam, Free Speech and the Failures of Political Leadership.

Listen: https://open.spotify.com/episode/3rphdJBIgSx8BPRH2kIWsp?si=Ih43LRAISe2eX48ndh8CaQ
Watch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZGVA43JBmY


No 🙏🐸


Anyone else can't pronounce judicial and just says jiujitsu? 🙋


Given the amount of inflation, Monero buys less real stuff today than it did even 2 years ago. It absolutely has lost purchasing power and against real money has completely collapsed. those are facts man


Yeah ideally the money I use doesn't lose 75% of it's value over 5 years, and have basically no network effects, call me crazy


-75%

Shitcoins... Just don't

https://i.nostr.build/usXOr1l8Yw0kahjo.jpg


Haven syncs replies and reactions to your notes automatically to your inbox 📥


Crypwalk https://i.nostr.build/fey26z631cv5fxlS.gif


How I walk when bitcoin is pumping https://i.nostr.build/OmAMQ8lnOZnYXfIR.gif


Create it offline and only use open source signers like nos2x and amber to sign notes


Been there more often than I like to admit

Not much can be done, you can try robaxacet to relieve it a bit, but just rest a couple days

Impossible to wipe ass probably the worst part


I too had a sexy dream, right before it was about to be rated R I woke up fuck my life


Getting this weird error this morning anyone know how to fix it?
https://i.nostr.build/SzIs5IlnS9Wmv0yd.jpg


Might want to have some Bitcoin.

“At some point, it gets too big to bail out. Meaning either hard default — they stop paying interest. Or the more likely soft default — they let inflation rip, melting away the national debt along with our life savings. And between here and there is a wholesale fleecing of the middle class and the working class who relies on them for a job.”

https://open.substack.com/pub/profstonge/p/the-financial-coup-that-seized-america


I've raw dogged my nsec in so many apps I expect at some point it'll be rugged

But the next nsec officially will be safe


It's true that it's harder I won't deny it

But maybe that effort is worth it to use money that is more valuable, can settle instantly and have virtually no fees, we'll see


I can't speak for LND but they currently do not comply with lightning spec so I imagine it's coming very soon


That's only one small feature

The biggest one (imo) is when you make a payment, you can't see which node receives it


WHEN YOU HAVE 12 WORDS AND YOU BECOME IMMUNE TO THESE PARASITES
https://v.nostr.build/0N9ztzIUQike9K81.mp4


New lightning spec with receiver privacy, among other things


Gm,

Once bolt12 is fully adopted there is truly no reason to use Monero whatsoever


Nostr tutorial.
https://m.primal.net/LDbQ.jpg


Rough day full of first world problems today lol

Gonna go practice being grateful

Gn 🫂


It is significantly faster and allows you to run the relay on much cheaper hardware


Yeah I'll probably add the option there too at some point


#haven v0.2.2 release

 - can now pick between badger and lmdb databases

 - nginx/certbot docker compose file added

- fixes docker bug that caused collisions with binary

 - fixes routing panic when viewing outbox webpage

Pull the latest at GitHub.com/bitvora/haven


Everyone wants docker it's good to have I just hate it and am grumpy right now


Oh my bad someone else sorry I'm just so frustrated right now I'm considering deleting all this docker crap sorry guys fuck kill me


For some reason the first docker implementation nostr:nprofile1qqsrl7kr5my9n6423nwaktrsq2nwzzenal4e95p9k9826mu294jkv4cprdmhxue69uhksctkv4hzuemfwf5kumewdaexwtmrdpshgqgawaehxw309a5xzan9dchxw6tjd9hx7tn0wfnj7mm4w33x77qpremhxue69uhksctkv4hzuemfwf5kumewdaexwtmswf5hvct5v5n32399 made used a folder called haven which collides with my binary called haven, all just a mess, not your fault, I'm trying to clean it all up now


Why did I agree to let people put the dogshit docker in my beautiful repo

I'm officially not gonna work on it after this fix, y'all are on your own with docker lol
https://i.nostr.build/auqCrJQSgqyCAIt1.jpg


Only works in laboratory conditions? It's working in the wild right now


Presets are in https://image.nostr.build/d0c87b32c4019be22944554400204b5336d934987fb3738a91a7605cdf975ce6.jpg


For once I agree with you in something


Completely agree, and keep an eye on nip29

Thank you!!


I've received a lot of suggestions that #0xChat needs to simplify some features and focus more on chatting. Here are some planned tasks:

1. Remove Moments, along with the like and reply push notifications for notes.
2. Remove Channels.
3. Simplify the UI.
4. Replace secret chat with NIP-104 DMs.
5. Replace private groups with NIP-104 groups.

What do you think?🤔


The right way to attack nostr is to outline the attack, release the code, give some time to prepare then carry it out in short controlled bursts

But it does need to be attacked and poked if we want it to actually work imo


Hfsp and gfy! https://i.nostr.build/QkHhPnRewTt9EDn1.jpg


Really???? That's pretty cool 😎


WE ARE WE ARE

THE YOUTH OF THE NATION


That means they have to make backdoors


Even bigger scammers they are communist


Like what jack has shared here? FBI should be able to open your phone?


WoT uses badger and haven uses lmdb


Trump such a scammer, so weird so many bitcoiners haven't figured it out


I have a feeling a feeling nostr:nprofile1qqsyvrp9u6p0mfur9dfdru3d853tx9mdjuhkphxuxgfwmryja7zsvhqpzamhxue69uhhv6t5daezumn0wd68yvfwvdhk6tcppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0qyghwumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytnhd9hx2tcewvzaw will put it in very soon and we can just pay him directly 🫂🐸🙏


People in the future won't believe we were able to put fake government paper into an app and withdraw real money

Like we are literally the scammers right now, this shouldn't be possible


Yolo merging is the nostr way


Spyware such as?


When I have a family I will, I think cities are better for young bachelors


Merged, I hope you tested it well lol I just yolo'd it


Query all relays for kind 5s

Then lookup those tagged notes on all relays again

Then rebroadcast those notes to a "tried to delete" relay

I'm not gonna build it but I think this would be funny


Seeing mempool fees go up with the pump seems a lot more authentic than the previous pumps


All premines and proof of stake coins are scams

PoW shitcoins like Monero, doge and ltc are not scams but they will go to zero and you will hfsp if you hold them


Time chain widgets


Not telling tho hfsp https://i.nostr.build/NvZFZjZDBCESso5q.jpg


Apparently


Checked out one apartment and got a $190 parking ticket

Bad omen, not moving there

Gfy Toronto parking commie scum


Proof of reserves is a good start, but there can still be paper Bitcoin if we don't also prove liabilities right? 🤔


💯 https://image.nostr.build/3e0b4175578da7f38bcf6dbfd1b6905cc5f66426dac51f3692c23fc6be4969fb.jpg


#Haven blastr in action

 https://i.nostr.build/NbrmlULsgf0iBqIE.jpg


NAHH


Shopping for new apartment today 🐸

I have decided I will move from downtown to midtown


58k gang coming back soon dont worry  https://i.nostr.build/oySH7NZHMu2SGtPI.gif


0%

But output and standard of living still goes up, which are the more important metrics


WOOOOO PHP


Facts https://i.nostr.build/Ny610uVb6NOZIIl8.jpg


Because the money is less valuable have u heard of Bitcoin


I tried zap but not sure if it went through


No it doesn't work like that, only I can post to my own outbox

Haven is a personal relay not a public one


I can't stop anyone from putting it on, I'm just not personally gonna do it, my code is free and open source anyone can


Keyboard bad, camera bad, NFC bad

I use stock android now I couldn't handle it for more than 3 months


Easy to install

Very hard to live with

Interested to see how long you last


They're both shit, just run bare metal like a normal person


I hold a grudge against start9 so I will work on putting haven in umbrel only

Start9 folks shit all over nodeless and think every person and business will run nodes, very stupid people

Gfy start9


Reply with a link to your haven relay for 1000 sat zap 😎🐸

nostr:nevent1qqsqqqqqsf8d788gexacn8cqzgflu8ul6zvd93xdl3z3zak427gu2mgpzpmhxue69uhh5cts9emkzarrdqhsyg8zenmu7gzq8ulj5jj4kv50ph3muwz43f747vmr9ld2alrjdswgavpsgqqqqqqslau8q4


Gm norstr 🫂🐸


Working on making haven do this out of the box 🧑💻🐸


I had the other day, too tough for my weak jaw lol


Relay list to store private content from this author


Gn norstr 🫂


100% would


Too much time on nostr that's for sure


Recently installed a time tracking app on my phone and have been really disciplined about accurately recording what I do each day.

Results are so embarrassing I won't share them but let's just say I will be making some changes to how I spend my time.

I really recommend trying this if you haven't before


Skirt is honestly top 3 best flavor steak but mid texture


Making a relay u need to code

Hosting you just need very basic Linux skill


This weeks edition of nostr:npub14kw5ygpl6fyqagh9cnrytyaqyacg46lzkq42vz7hk8txdk49kzxs04j7y0 nostr:npub1hqaz3dlyuhfqhktqchawke39l92jj9nt30dsgh2zvd9z7dv3j3gqpkt56s & I welcome nostr:npub1utx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7803c2k986henvvha4thuwfkper4s7r50e8 to Nostr Nests.

We will run down his Pleb Journey. The good, bad and ugly of building a Bitcoin business, Web of Trust, Relays and much more!

Set your Blockclocks for this Friday 6PM EST (UTC -4)

https://nostrnests.com https://image.nostr.build/3763cc250cda06abf7f93c9f9de9ed4f71b40947076eb393e66be1252059439f.jpg


Not a bad time to listen to nostr:npub14kw5ygpl6fyqagh9cnrytyaqyacg46lzkq42vz7hk8txdk49kzxs04j7y0 👀 nostr:note1q5efvj34kl4ajvjrnkgglxv8ydsj3qf4nrg9m40jhcvv55vqjtcsftwmnu


CATSTRR - a nostr relay that only accepts notes with cat pictures 😸

wss://catstrr.swarmstr.com

Powered by khatru framework by nostr:nprofile1qqsrhuxx8l9ex335q7he0f09aej04zpazpl0ne2cgukyawd24mayt8g2lcy6q

Uses facebook/detr-resnet-50 for object detection.

Feedback/suggestions (future relay ideas) appreciated.

Source: https://github.com/ptrio42/catstrr


Filet mignon is tasteless, why do people like this cut? Just because tender?


Why do your guests always say "for whoever is still listening" - bruh we like the podcast stop being insecure about being technical that's why we listen 🧑💻🤌

Listened to 8 hours of this to/from cottage, best podcast for devs by a mile


Sorry I hope someone will fix it, if I had it my way there would be no docker


 I really hate docker I dont know how my own app works with it lol. I wish I could delete it, why must everyone demand it 😭

Can you try just installing go and doing it bare metal?


Same


Yep easy


I know it's old but it still sparks joy

https://v.nostr.build/ICxy3XAZDwm42wLn.mp4


Should only take 10-15 mins, if taking longer something is wrong


Told myself I wasn't working today but I worked all day because a poop head attacked my relay and had a call I forgot about


Amazing work


Introducing Purgatory - our new spam evaluation engine for filter.nostr.wine. The newest addition to our nostr event data pipeline.

Here is a flowchart that nostr:npub1qlkwmzmrhzpuak7c2g9akvcrh7wzkd7zc7fpefw9najwpau662nqealf5y nostr:npub1qlkwmzmrhzpuak7c2g9akvcrh7wzkd7zc7fpefw9najwpau662nqealf5y made to illustrate how it all works:

https://i.nostr.build/61SaCp4c3Ns5TjZu.png


Hmmmm yeah if you are importing I don't think the relay is actually booted up yet, you import them boot it


Don't even get me started on losses there

Just one force closure I had 400k sats loss just ONE


Hmmm I'm not sure it's this, because still every event is checked against the WoT, so if it's not ready it would reject everything instead of allow?

I think it's basically because that npub has followers 6 followers and one of them is in the WoT


I bet you I lost more


👀👀👀👀

Eyes-only relay is out: wss://eyes.f7z.io

A relay that will only show notes that are 👀 something else, like a post or a website

Like most of my great ideas, it's actually  nostr:npub1dergggklka99wwrs92yz8wdjs952h2ux2ha2ed598ngwu9w7a6fsh9xzpc's idea 😅


002 log  [862404]
CONNECT, KEY MANAGEMENT, WALLETS, RELAYS

The second meeting was about how to customize and connect the #NOSTR for yourself, what tools are available for this today. We also tried to dive into the protocol architecture level to understand how everything works, namely how our date is stored in the #protocol

- we discussed “How to setup NIP5 verification using Github Pages” as a guide to creating your own (independent) nostr address. Thanks to nostr:npub1az9xj85cmxv8e9j9y80lvqp97crsqdu2fpu3srwthd99qfu9qsgstam8y8  for this
- Considered nostr:npub1getal6ykt05fsz5nqu4uld09nfj3y3qxmv8crys4aeut53unfvlqr80nfm  tools for connecting nostr:npub19hg5pj5qmd3teumh6ld7drfz49d65sw3n3d5jud8sgz27avkq5dqm7yv9p  to - clients
- looked at methods of how to store your keys securely and not share your private key, namely nos2x https://github.com/fiatjaf/nos2x Thanks to nostr:npub180cvv07tjdrrgpa0j7j7tmnyl2yr6yr7l8j4s3evf6u64th6gkwsyjh6w6  for the solution

then we moved on to more difficult (from the technical side) topics, such as:
- how our date is stored in the protocol. We recommend everyone to see how the protocol works:
NIP-01 Basic protocol flow description https://github.com/nostr-protocol/nips/blob/master/01.md
also thanks to nostr:npub15klkdfx9sh3y096a5jf895rcvkmkzvly2fm9dgxq6huqhp9576jsav4m73  for a good article description https://www.voltage.cloud/blog/understanding-nostr-data-storage-relays-and-decentralization

Next, we talked about the #relays , discussed what they are and what they can do, and how they can be launched and configured:
https://www.voltage.cloud/blog/the-essential-guide-to-nostr-relays
- Set up a Nostr Relay server in under 5 minutes (or 5 hours :)) https://andreneves.xyz/p/set-up-a-nostr-relay-server-in-under
- more guide  Setting up a nostr relay https://usenostr.org/relay
- Nostr relay Setup on #AWS https://github.com/BlockChainCaffe/Nostr-Relay-Setup-Guide
- tool for viewing all relays https://nostr.watch
https://relay.tools/

We also discussed, tested, and started following each other again in great clients nostr:npub12vkcxr0luzwp8e673v29eqjhrr7p9vqq8asav85swaepclllj09sylpugg  nostr:npub1yzvxlwp7wawed5vgefwfmugvumtp8c8t0etk3g8sky4n0ndvyxesnxrf8q  nostr:npub18m76awca3y37hkvuneavuw6pjj4525fw90necxmadrvjg0sdy6qsngq955  nostr:npub1yfg0d955c2jrj2080ew7pa4xrtj7x7s7umt28wh0zurwmxgpyj9shwv6vg  nostr:npub15xd2mmjnh3caykh77djsv73e0zkrp42jp5mwerx8f4m6su40wdvss7t3l3  nostr:npub1tm99pgz2lth724jeld6gzz6zv48zy6xp4n9xu5uqrwvx9km54qaqkkxn72  nostr:npub1wyuh3scfgzqmxn709a2fzuemps389rxnk7nfgege6s847zze3tuqfl87ez  nostr:npub1v5ufyh4lkeslgxxcclg8f0hzazhaw7rsrhvfquxzm2fk64c72hps45n0v5

And of course, there's #replyguy and how to deal with him, thanks to nostr:npub1utx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7803c2k986henvvha4thuwfkper4s7r50e8  for his contribution.
https://m.primal.net/LCCt.png


Umm there is a docker compose but we don't have an image I think? sorry someone else handles docker I hate it lol


#Haven Relay v0.2.1 Release

Rate Limits - since someone (gee i wonder who) was attacking my relay, we now have rate limits that you can configure in your .env. It should load with reasonable defaults

Public Pages for Each Relay - if someone visits your relay url in the browser, they should get pretty pages now (example https://relay.utxo.one)

Please download the latest at
https://github.com/bitvora/haven


Beep boop testing beep boop 🐸


15045 is the amount of npubs with the minimum amount of followers u set


If your setup is working for you then no!


I stand corrected I apologize!


nostr:nprofile1qqsw9n8heusyq0el9f99tveg7r0rhcu9tznatuekxt764m78ymqu36cpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hszymhwden5te0wahhgtn4w3ux7tn0dejj7qg4waehxw309an8yetwwvh82arcduhx7mn99uuwx66a
Hello, this morning I configured your Relay and it works very, very well. Is it possible to add my Relay to your recently posted list? wss://relay.nobkslave.site


Please submit a PR on GitHub readme and it will get added


As long as any second degree person follows a new user, they are in


Pretty much every real account is in the web at this point across all relays


The best is to run a #haven relay and have your own, but I have ones you can use:

frens.utxo.one
relay.utxo.one/chat


Nope, they're already on these relays, they pull notes from the network automatically and filter out all the spam

(That's how I see your note and profile)


Been using them since you posted about it. No spam issues on my end.


Depends on your own hardware and Internet connection, should be fine to use them all, if it slows down just start removing some I think


I strongly disagree with this, you shouldn't have to trust a domain or sign up for something outside of nostr to use nostr

But of course I am happy to see many people try many things


Amethyst


I don't use it so I can't comment, other than it requires payment in bitcoin, so only bitcoiners will use it


They're all free.


Pls send a PR on GitHub to add it to the list! That's the official list


Don't like spam? Delete your current relay setup and use only these ones:

wss://wot.utxo.one
wss://nostrelites.org
wss://wot.nostr.party
wss://wot.girino.org
wss://relay.lnau.net
wss://wot.siamstr.com
wss://wot.sudocarlos.com
wss://relay.lexingtonbitcoin.org
wss://wot.azzamo.net
wss://wot.swarmstr.com
wss://zap.watch
wss://satsage.xyz
wss://wons.calva.dev

Poof! Spam gone 😎🌈


wot.utxo.one of course :)


Thank you! Much needed


The thing about paid relays is you only get bitcoiner content, for better or worse


Lmfao


I have tried, I built two relays to fix this, I am running 2 public spam free relays, have made dozens of posts about it

Can't make the horse drink or whatever the term is


Watching y'all cry about spam is starting to amuse me

https://i.nostr.build/myuiGX5GrY4ifp1a.jpg


It's true I should have, I do know best for him


Gran Turismo 🏎


Installed brave but he refuses to use it himself


Lol 😂


I am experiencing burnout, can't bring myself to type any codes today

Gonna just play some PlayStation today, I hope my bosses nostr:nprofile1qqsv0mdxvznteqns2v8g9d98wy4vm63wx8wq54hcmj244sqfalvhepsprpmhxue69uhhwetvvdhk6efwdehhxarj9emkjmn9qydhwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnzd96xxmmfdecxzunt9e3k7mgpzamhxue69uhkv6tvw3jhytnwdaehgu3wwa5kuegs5u7m3 and nostr:nprofile1qqspx6hr8hr7e4qk852747yjrs4vtdazlyws0kanhc0qxjw27smyj2spzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzv9hxgtc55vwzq  don't read this note


Used my brother's computer, running windows and chrome with no ad blocker

I can't believe people live like this


This requires too much critical thinking for the average human, sadly


Not super accurate, but somewhat accurate. Relay Implementations across relays. This is based on the software in their NIP11 document.
 https://image.nostr.build/fa05a904822541955c4114d9f5d66fa6d8e6266de3b0b7698d179974e328d1d1.png


Cool!


Surprisingly based article from our state run media

https://www.cbc.ca/radio/ideas/bureaumania-corporate-red-tape-1.7321307


People who have waited over a year for their 1sat/vB txns to confirm are about to have all their patience rewarded


It's just a type of dm that's more private. Oxchat and amethyst do it out of the box


I think amethyst only shows your PoW if it's 21 or above


Not enough to display on amethyst


No


I actually don't know, I saw it too and it's driving me crazy


https://follows.nostr.com/

This can help you get them back


Rise up lights

"Razor blades"


Tool idea: unnuke followers

It just grabs your 2nd newest contact list note, recreates it and asks you to sign?

Surely someone has made this already?


Happens to all of us at some point. Bad client nuked your followers. I don't have any help to offer, other than to say you are not alone in this lol


Australians pronounce "cache" like

Kaysh

So cute


I dunno about chicken but I definitely go for thighs 🍆


Does anyone know how to setup a ckpool or stratum or whatever for testnet4?

I have no idea what I'm doing with mining pls halp


Today I will write a script that auto replies with this if you send me an awful legacy dm https://i.nostr.build/M7CaMfBonXe99Fjw.jpg


No u wen


58 soon  https://i.nostr.build/YIXwoEkWAPZRM6U3.gif


“I just can’t turn it off.”

— nostr dev on deving nostr stuff for nostr


So what you're saying is you disagree


Gm. One of the reasons I can never support the death penalty is because of cases like this. #MarcellusWilliams will be executed in 12 hours for a crime he didn’t commit. St. Louis County prosecuting attorney Wesley Bell filed the motion to free him because the DNA Evidence says he’s innocent. Despite this, despite over a million signatures on the petition they are going to murder him anyway. https://innocenceproject.org/petitions/call-gov-parson-to-stop-the-sept-24-execution-of-marcellus-williams-417-373-3400/


Seriously though seed phrase management etc is a serious part of Bitcoin shouldn't be a quick thing you rip off a menu. Need to study and be privaye. Maybe a better thing is rip off an lnurl-wirhdraw for 21 sats or something, get their curiosity going


Some noob is gonna turn around and use it then lose everything


I see what you're saying now. It is potentially possible, but I do like it like this, I think it encourages clients to do outbox/inbox more by having more distinct relays for each job, also don't wanna use auth for all cases like just reading my outbox