woohoo i recovered my funds from my old node <3 <3


nostr:npub18kmu5s4gaq7qf02je6pk4xqckm5s2t5782596gkzk0r3tufpl9hs3gxwnr 🙏🙏🫡


Hello nostr:npub1uvl7vhclmezvdhqha6eclkksln40rjhgwgsggvew683jf93fr4pq3mq3sd can u pls add me to accelerator I am on wait-list forever 🙏🙏


I backup my Nas with backblaze


Update: the brother is in fact one of us

https://image.nostr.build/581233dc6a58cea5ecb3301d83fe98fdbd813e23cf6bc5e5d89c21294f63d36e.jpg

nostr:nevent1qqszglm6fl9dlm9vnlkmxv9y9ej3t4al97ku7eflnvhrvs9nfldwyagpp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqzyr3vea70ypqr70e2ff2mx28smca78p2c5l2lxd3jlk4wl3exc8ywkqcyqqqqqqgqpepuz


Sadly I don't have channel.db :/


In the last test stream of the MemeFactoryTM ,we had Deniz on to talk about reaching 58k again!

Unfortunately, it was the shortest test stream we have ever done.
https://video.nostr.build/2a4657f9b41728f286dc28e9aaf8fcf6bc2a9c527ec0d734bd186743cbbe4902.mp4


If anyone is a pro at using chantools to recover funds from an old lnd node pls dm me I need halp 🙏


We going back to 58k gfy


Brothers for life


🇨🇦🇺🇸🫂
https://video.nostr.build/fe645c7e2293f60291bad68c253ba308e9200a0a98d5bedec37da4930f828ebc.mp4


I don't sell BTC for fiat profit

But I do buy stuff with it in a circular economy 🫡


Beware of the Bitcoin persons…
https://media1.tenor.com/m/g7yslrDX-MYAAAAC/katy-perry-nro.gif


AI stuff


One person at a time

THE ORANGE PILLING WILL CONTINUE UNTIL HYPERBITCOINIZATION IMPROVES

https://image.nostr.build/4d10b1bba930422b3a095484c7b185b13b271c2058b7fe152bc9da90c6bfb154.jpg


Many websites, BTC nodes, relays, Plex media server, password manager, cloud storage etc etc


Self host all the things

https://image.nostr.build/ddb5ed83b4e5ea43b0fccfca94797f36f01da277465038dc6cb7788915f24444.jpg


At first I was using cifs but that didnt work so made an NFS drive instead


It took a lot of messing around but finally got a full node running off of a mounted zfs network drive 👨💻👨💻

https://image.nostr.build/94dc4c8381dbe87b8d6d7acdc48e62fca1555d94e93bdbaa1e7546b6669c071b.jpg


I will slap one on Trudeau face


bUt aFtEr tHiS cOnfErEnCe iM gOnNa bUy eTheReUm gfy hfsp ngmi


F


Anyone here play Gran Turismo 7m?

Let's get some psn friends going

My tag is: iStackSats


Oh no I was making a joke and now it seems like something serious happened, now I feel bad


The crash will be glorious

Trading at 40x revenue is ngmi


Do we though? He's kinda bullshit ngl


GM we like the coin


Politicians cannot be saved

They can be guillotined tho 😈


Gm,

Imagine having a balanced, diversified portfolio lmfao

WE ONLY LIKE THE COIN


I actually did take a break for January and February lol just came back:)


nostr:npub1vwu67mezskm3q0yvr357jp3ghrhnlcq5v2pq22q6g4gezl4mrj5qqyljw0 🫂🫂🫡🫡


*bumps fee to 25 sat/vB*

Effective rate: 15.1 sat/vB

This ux is so bad ngl


If you don't get one by tomorrow I'll hook u up just not at a pc


Still stackng, the DCA will continue until hyperbitcoinization improves


Wow color me shocked a politician is a shitcoin


Every fuckin day. https://image.nostr.build/d1574f5da4de054982c5599737b193988470a2378594fe56fcec53fb7152ca84.jpg


RFK Jr is shitcoining for votes https://v.nostr.build/yKz2.mp4


PlanB is going to get a lot of newbs rekt again this cycle


Never saw a single pic from a beefsteak online 🫡


They don't know that WE AINT SELLING


Oh man getting back into the zone with Bitcoin development feels so good

👨💻👨💻👨💻

My bull market projects are always dumb and useless, perhaps some of you remember bitcoiners.network that measured how many shitcoiners follow you on Twitter

Next one will be no different 😂👨💻


New Bull Bitcoin and Madex Releases:

https://madex.art/collections/dropship-cloth


Alright brother when you're back home let's get our trade on 🫂


I mean look at these cards they are beautiful

https://image.nostr.build/d023f49f7db2daf2e2bf74ac6598e51424eb7926997a9371016167271dddef5a.jpg


Guys I might be addicted to BTC trading cards

Pls help


DON'T POST CROWD SHOTS OF BITCOINERS ON CONFERENCES WHO DIDN'T GIVE YOU EXPLICIT CONSENT TO INDEX THEIR FACE ON THE INTERNET.

BE CLASSY. RESPECT PRIVACY. REMEMBER YOUR CYPHERPUNK MANNERS.


Coffee does bring out the shit


Get building soldier 🪖


Anyone want the domain bitcoinrank.io before I let it expire?


Gm 👨💻👨💻👨💻


Breaking!
https://m.primal.net/Hgga.jpg
https://m.primal.net/Hggb.jpg


I have a good fan 😁

I use olive oil, there is smoke but this video didn't really show it


We’re slowly expanding our white glove services for merchants.

If you need assistance hosting or managing a full node, or would like to convert your earned Bitcoin to dollars, we’ve got you covered. Just reach out!

We are working tirelessly to push the Bitcoin circular economy forward, and won’t rest til every Point of Sale terminal in the world is painted orange.


I love those fountains!


For you

https://video.nostr.build/65f770df8aaf621ab166bc93427e4a6108a977663173792481951f7cc4a2bc7b.mp4


Nostr every morning ☕

https://video.nostr.build/4b8b7e2f02c69312d2b165ad22fd4385db90529b47a5b3f3d53d075050793898.mp4


Proof of steak

https://image.nostr.build/58d8b147008ec5e31e8a88f12835ae08118a2ab0e65794b2cf6025d1edd5ad0a.jpg


Just saw nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m's talk at Bitcoin Atlantis.

It was a slap across the face.

So I am here now. Hey, NOSTR!


FINALLY

WELCOME


What bitcoin stats do you find most interesting/useful?

Ie

Balance on exchanges
Pending mempool txns
Whale balances
Your own DCA graph

Etc etc

What would your ultimate bitcoin dashboard look like?


Let the record show I've never removed my laser eyes


9.5k smash buy incoming


Nah it's a full bitcoin core node for non ln stuff


Whore


Yep probably but my tinfoil hat is pretty thick


Syncing a node with a mounted NAS drive running on HDD

Estimated 8 days to sync chain....

Siiigffhhhh


Bitcoin2024 and the lightning summit


We're going to 58k

Don't get used to the 60s y'all


Word is there's going to be a leadership change at Vanguard https://m.primal.net/HgVg.mp4


Urgh I have Bitcoin conference fomo

But I'm sticking to my plan, Nashville only in July

I WILL SAVE MY SATS THIS YEAR


It was in 2022  🫂


Now $5k CAD only gets you 6m sats :(

https://image.nostr.build/36f277b085241c007c0b8fb928796c6594f615f40c836d0dcc77436871ca2900.jpg


Gm,

Remember the flippening?

Lol


Best PHP dev on nostr strikes again


This guy is such a fucking loser


When the RSI and DN reach these levels a dump is imminent


We def gonna dump big at some point soon

Jk

But not


Gfy


Lmfao the hero


If he ever comes to Toronto he's getting egged in the face

Not by me of course, just some random guy in a guy Fawkes mask


Fiat inflation is more than a hidden tax on everyday folks - it fosters a culture where impulsive, harmful choices are rewarded, punishing those who live sensibly and plan for tomorrow.

It's a thief that strips us of our wealth, our values, and our spirit.

📖 Guido Hulsmann⚡

https://v.nostr.build/oAKw.mp4


Production quality 🔥


Whenever someone asks me why Bitcoin is pumping, I send them this

https://video.nostr.build/870a376faa0cb69eb92c7cea31d911b2af55a4e77b0a4c66c79ae92f47382436.mp4


Nvidia just works better with pop, arch annoying 👨💻


https://image.nostr.build/0884adc0b606747c664cd1e1c9f77521873e8c2fddfc2f7b5fd1b424658b0ca1.jpg We're excited to announce Wasabi Wallet's support for Jade, providing another companion app for Bitcoiners to pair their open-source hardware wallet with.
 https://twitter.com/wasabiwallet/status/1763203013529751949


1.5 BTC for a jpg

There's no way people that dumb have 1.5 right?

https://image.nostr.build/3a5c657760adaf3b1732bcff46cdae1135e74090981e60162411ed829995252f.jpg


The bank runs continue

Shoutout RHR


It's nostr:npub18ams6ewn5aj2n3wt2qawzglx9mr4nzksxhvrdc4gzrecw7n5tvjqctp424 eating a banana


Did you and the wife just cook up a new bitcoiner?


How it started, how it’s going…. https://i.nostr.build/ZrwQ.jpg https://i.nostr.build/G0j7.jpg


So jealous!


Sadly I had to watch twice because I thought that was an unlimited money glitch at first


Perfect thanks Terry I'll check it!!


Surprisingly pink for 150!


Perfect thank you!!!


Pls pls pls

I will pay handsomely

DM me if you ever willing, I will take very good care of it


Be sure to follow us and retweet everything we post no matter how bad it is.


Where my bitcoiners of culture?

Anyone have issue #1 for sale?

https://image.nostr.build/4f46dcce7c530aa02bad5d97e96218315af95660f63bc3184e05ed5f4d07b54e.jpg


https://image.nostr.build/7b21046fe587126d6244df813558003045fc9ddf115c5668c2752d4f9041d29e.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/9277592b55f9f59f8a3bcfa255279d825a17105443f7994b7d3fdb2e79257a75.jpg


Nope I see the original I started with, I tried to request utxo@minibits and paid two donos


Need to increase rizz


Got it!


nostr:npub1kvaln6tm0re4d99q9e4ma788wpvnw0jzkz595cljtfgwhldd75xsj9tkzv hello friends I've tried to reserve a custom addy a few times, made a few donos, but it's no worky:)


Hmmm looks like it's only estimating using some hard coded numbers


What's the best site to get historic Bitcoin prices (since inception ) via API? 👨💻


Another day, another node

https://image.nostr.build/b281822e08188b9972b1c2f11e79fcff7ae0d6211cf0b249420e3082f3980cdc.jpg


FOLLOW FOR NONSTOP BULLISH MEMES

https://video.nostr.build/c96f4c3f0ab3b3d88ae28ed03d1d80a43f841f72fa77fe92e7dc94425ef1ba79.mp4


This reminds me of blockfi reentry lol

Did he ever pay up btw


I love this man.

He nuked bitcoin at the perfect time for me to pickup a life changing amount.

Thank you Sam

https://image.nostr.build/26e10b4e2acde3939613aa48fba578e2418dd1e9194304b2228f12901b260ce2.jpg


DONT YOU KNOW


Primal android just needs to play videos directly from timeline and have custom reactions then I can see it being my daily driver

Otherwise extremely good app 😁😃


I think 1:1 convo there's no names but group chat has it


Still got that trader mindset, that's how many of us start

Slowly but surely he'll get there!


Same :/

But feeling good I didn't have to spend any coins


My friend always wanted me to post one of our convos

Here you go friend

https://image.nostr.build/0313b2d0a1e558051e2e5843a1cd6c485e0ef89dffc6153773788397433c7fe9.jpg


HOLY 💀💀💀😭😭😭😂😂😂😂


Ehhhhh monero ppl are actually smart tho it's not as fun

I like hex ppl the most


HOW DO YOU DO, FELLOW CRYPTOCURRENCY ENTHUSIASTS?


Honestly I really wish shitcoiners were here on nostr

I love their cope and delusions


Why are they not wearing shoes?

I swear Americans even wear shoes in their own homes


I am not humble, couple haters have been dunked on

But yo they kicked me when we were at 16k


Bitcoin is not ready to be a unit of account, need to reduce volatility a lot before this makes sense for both businesses or consumers


Bitcoin Is Now 5th Largest Base Money in the World

"Let’s wait for the monthly close, but we are about to surpass the oldest fiat currency in the world."

https://www.nobsbitcoin.com/bitcoin-is-now-5th-largest-base-money/


Gm,

Struggling to stay humble when we're pumped to the tits

But I will try 🫡


yes ty 🙏


I promise this KYC info is correct pls no ban 🙏

https://m.primal.net/HgCg.png


ok I just DCA by credit card on primal in one tap that's kinda cool ngl


my Bitcoin phone


running primal android


Guestbook taking me back to the geocities days


Yah but u rich now


I remember this like it was yesterday

Great day to stack it was

https://image.nostr.build/980d794eb4d0067baaf3b67e4aff0473cac71de64309e1f30ed4986e1ca5b1c3.jpg


Traded some time to tell some haters to hfsp that's about it


I think curate is a better word

We like the memes


Couldn't push to 69420 before posting this eh


Oh, have some faith brother, we going to 58k forever 🙏


58k forever


The rizzler


W rizz


We are returning to the true price

$58k forever


This aged well


Bear markets are better for building

nostr:nevent1qqswqhc5k6tr9s7ljl8ylumkm4n8fp2exj5kuwxczu9kth04e8uwrhgpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfdupzqkcw3kn0m7axvvpcdy9n05skmq695c3ucvlpzxhapaeca4me90z5qvzqqqqqqygsjys7


Bad dog NO


His GME bags are heavy


Alright back to the grind, happy 60k, but it's still a bear market until BTC can't be bought, so imma keep building


No smash, just casually dcaing


When your friends beg you to sell for your "gambling"

https://image.nostr.build/08dbc7afd48be03ad45f9d50ceffd1a7b6dbf5fab33b8ea1c2bcc7defbf7dea6.jpg


Holy shit 💀💀💀


https://nostrcheck.me/media/public/14c0df513a96a315639df36e65fcda0520c090da1d9c6ff60485165c15add08f.mp4

#Bitcoin


Qualcomm released 80 FOSS models 😎

https://huggingface.co/qualcomm


🫡my lifestyle🫡
https://video.nostr.build/eee51a7917efcce33dfd73d6413fa5ee25b3f54fecadf8081a8966cd38251964.mp4


F


Nope. Retail fish still nowhere to be found. We not even close.


Great investment


I don't have Twitter but can anyone tell me how the Hex people are doing lately


Casual 8m sats for $20


Where y'all at?


I'm packing this mug up until 2027 when we might finally see a dip

https://image.nostr.build/a71c9718034a4e2d3d1838bb86f2705ebf6bc34228d1764f7ef163442e52ad69.jpg


I'm dumping all my bags until the price is fixed


We are too old to make any comments


Careful fellas


Gm

The bitcoin price is incorrect this morning, please deduct $2k from it for the true price


Gn 🫂


💀

https://image.nostr.build/e635b33ea9d5913ce40548af88c6de9d3a93da82ca31df90140b8d6dab4238ea.jpg


YES.

#YESTR

nostr:npub1ayhdtt89alap5r4qvw2qzp6ccmfsamvz3wz7ncyctj53nzcvxl7qxy8s89 https://image.nostr.build/b4e9b993ceb6113ef549971b6cf818bb47980d14fa110b9b44410819cde28454.jpg


How to survive a full Bitcoin cycle

https://image.nostr.build/da772727a6363325dde305ddac2053150bd5b21764a53fd9cf453042b6a71ef1.jpg


It's just a meme dude chill 💀😂 don't be mad here are some hugs 🫂🫂


58k is the true price of BTC, all other prices are false


The Seven Social Sins

https://v.nostr.build/aBaZ.mp4


Carry on soldier 🫡


When your DCA hits after a huge pump

https://image.nostr.build/9587eec7ae0975ad66c54d791d288941169129728054269571a8596c2fc36bd8.jpg


I just buy all the tops


nice to meet you all.


In my office for sure 🫡


RIP

https://video.nostr.build/5fa48ab0836a10756699a5df0a516863d267526947af30b0691423e7a1f640b3.mp4


Been eyeing his work for years but was too busy stacking. Finally pulled the trigger!!


This is my first madex, do you like? 😎

https://image.nostr.build/ef5023d9fcf32f2b699c53625029c71316c208a2de2e70d731ab5a6363af9102.jpg


https://image.nostr.build/8bc0b2a5917eeb3256fc3b34611d03c949707e6c8b4a7950222173c350f68065.jpg
After three months and 418 commits submitted by 36 contributors, the latest release of Core Lightning, v24.02, codenamed "Uint Needs Signature," is now out!

While mainly a maintenance release, there are numerous changes that node operators will love, as well as some under-the-hood improvements that will make it simpler and more affordable for users to run CLN, including:

⚡Testnet fix
⚡New recovery plugin for greater reliability
⚡Optimization of block process (now >50% faster)
⚡The gossip_store file can now be shared among multiple nodes
⚡Bonus: Dual funding has officially been added to the Lightning spec!

Read more on the official Blockstream blog:
https://blog.blockstream.com/core-lightning-v24-02-uint-needs-signature/


BTC still extremely cheap btw


Nope but I start to see they feeling jelly, not quite ready to take the plunge


Why don't you disclose your ecash sponsors buddy 😂


The big ecash lobby is pushing propaganda


Bought my first piece of art today 🎨🖼

Of course it's a nostr:npub1ndketdm2qyv35nrhsxzks8kh7w7w6tll4rjp29hv0qjqkgfjsh6snmgk2v masterpiece 🫡


Can confirm paid by pull request. Developers like this arrangement too. It's not a black market or illegal to hire contractors to build stuff for you. Not everyone wants to be tired down to a single employer.


If it makes you feel better Semi took me for a bounty for a 7 minute hack job on nostr nests which was his own project.


oh no


Is the OG #58kgang here on nostr nostr:npub1ayhdtt89alap5r4qvw2qzp6ccmfsamvz3wz7ncyctj53nzcvxl7qxy8s89


It was in fact not dead


Staying humble is the hard part


xD


REREADING THIS TODAY.
https://m.primal.net/Hfcn.jpg


That absolutely warms my heart, as long as one person uses it I'm very happy :)


Gm nostr 😄

I have been very busy in the lab, cooking up a new bitcoin project for the team and showing dominance to my social media addiction.

Love you all very much especially all my brothers and sisters who reached out on TG <3

Stay humble out there and I look forward to sharing my new open source project with y'all


I put a spoonful of whatever I'm eating in his bowl then he eats


People are sick 🤮


At this time last year...

Bitcoin was 16k and mempool was 1 sat/vB

And people were mad lol


When a magazine founded by Vitalik goes on to shill shitcoins and NFTs

https://image.nostr.build/ab941767abf83b49a55efb061d447d7083b424cf367e6012f85f3c9f7aed7e5d.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=600x338&blurhash=iHJt6qt1WX%24x00xaa%23-O%3FI0aNMoJESElsRj%40NLoIQ*oKa%7Ds.%7EWn%7EWVs%2CIo0is*az%24y%25KR.oLoI%251R.WZfPNLkEWAj%5BNKM_&x=36ee8cde9609cf3db0fbb104bddaa27dae99ec7bb23d54afbf378c93d58411f8


Brought to you by bitcoin magazine


#cornstr - check it


Nostr is a weird place dude

https://image.nostr.build/263cb74ac2967c5c3d6292ba6086e330423f7ba117abe050903cc751e08bc365.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=864x1920&blurhash=%5B9E.wx8%7CXTM%7BA1-VRj%25g00M_xuD*8%5EELayaK00%3FvnMxs%7EV%251%25LD*8%7BohIt%25N_3ICo%23aK%7EqicoetR&x=6872c56a1f39acfdcba3451c422dac6622b63c8f3cf495ab137f0bc17fdb633a


Nostriches buy a lot of meme domains

Garlicstr, thecasine

Has anyone bought cornstr.lol yet?


That's strange I somehow lost 30 lbs eating less calories, probably coincidence


We did even better, Bitcoin returns make wall St look like a children's game 😎🤌


#1 btw if I were Santa 🎅


Restrict calories and live longer ! We are not made to consume insane amount of calories every days


I am a bike man myself, low and slow


Milk and cookie for Santa eh?


Shitcoiners attempting to give solid financial advice:

https://video.nostr.build/643da89093a02db6274cc64244601afc55b8d58c9d4162d7000ae958d2044a6f.mp4#m=video%2Fmp4&dim=816x1008&blurhash=_tK%2CgTWVEMs%3AS4oJof_NWVt7oLayjaj%5B%25%23j%5BxZWBs%3Aa%7Cay%25foLt6ayWVbHazf%2BoLs.WCfkWqayM%7BS2WVf6bHoeayiwayNHoLoLjsj%5BM%7BoLR*a%7DoeWVjtM%7BWVjZoLayayaz&x=679f99e845a7c3dde884277ec5040feb77e25a294278461532ae7e2e02d5e912


Lmfao


I know it's hard I too was fat and still am fatter than I like.

It's simple, but not easy


If you are fat please consider eating less 🙏

I want you to live a long time anon


Force close fees "only" 25kish sats today

Win? 🤌


#Nostriches #Afterdark 🔮
https://v.nostr.build/49Kq.mp4#m=video%2Fmp4&dim=960x320&blurhash=QJJGWa0L0Tny0mtQ%5ENnTpG%7EP%2530MohInspTIxanPE%7C-TD%2CkU%25LaJkXbDix&x=8f1b0a13db7135c51cce8
🫂 Test ? Who can see/Hear this #Amethyst #Damus #Primal #Snort #Iris #Plebster #Otherclients ? 🙏✨💜🧡🔊🎶🎶🎶🎶🎁🔥🎄🎅👌


https://image.nostr.build/18de5e95b439a7788e9dd7c2ee1e69113f0264d59c9c48ed20aa2e3023179509.jpg

#meme #memestr #nostrmemes #memes 822,750 🤙💜


**FISH SPOTTED**


Any Vegas BJ APs here on nostr?

Gonna be doing a trip soon, wouldn't mind doing some team play 🤫🫡😎


They all good, whatever you like best stick to that!


They will use new layers, federationd and sidechains of Bitcoin


It will be etfs


Perhaps!


For sure, although I'm more talking about etfs and exchanges

I think it makes sense to keep an amount you're comfortable getting rugged in an app like alby, I'm perfectly fine risking $50 in there


No dad you can't exercise until you scratch my bum

https://image.nostr.build/d571f220dec5bf5ae62eb70a51c4163bc621cb2678e2e3ab8db392f0a0dc91a6.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=768x1020&blurhash=_HD%2B_89Fxa%25MRjV%40t7.9ofM%7Bofayaxt7_Ni_WWRjxuRjRjNGsAW%3BV%40ofozM%7BD%25M%7BM%7BoeaxofRPMxNGaetQWBofayV%3FM%7CV%40tRV%40ofayWBj%5BV%40WqWBt7WBtRt6R*ofoLWVt7&x=080d7aad73620c5dc250f3f74cd70a7c10d4e19f152bff823c86e7e0f538f377


How many custodians need to rug before people learn?

Seems to me there is no limit


If nostr is good they'll eventually figure it out. Take care of yourself first 🫡


I do not regret spending sats on a quality coffee/espresso machine

This bitch sparks hella joy

https://image.nostr.build/443801ef40673773d8aa3769e263ba8af31918a0df73d2f698f24a73591e7a67.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=768x1020&blurhash=_PH_Y%25%7EpxvxtW%3Ft6og%3FGR*M%7CxabIt7bH0Ms.%252j%5BV%40WBRj4pxa%25LbHV%3FRjRjoejZRkjtaej%5Bj%3F-%3ANGRiRjRkoeofR-RQadWBazoeWXM%7CRjRjoLxaj%5BjZRiWBWEs%3Aozj%5Doe&x=373a813586d4e0ae0889ea0a60b9f72adce0eda99e245d299c14af2a29b127b7


BREAKING INTO YOUR FEED WITH THE #CORNSTR MEGA MIX!!!

$BOOST THIS SHIT AND FILL EVERYONE'S FEED WITH MOAR #CORNSTR!!!

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ALL CREATORS HAVE BEEN ADDED TO THE ZAP SPLIT FOR THIS NOTE SO YOU CAN ZAP THEM

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If you made it this far without your client crashing, congratulations!


Not enough soy content for California


Yes, it's very volatile and that much money that quickly can maybe impact mental health in a negative way


My first BTC only bought a PS3, now it can buy a Mercedes

That's pretty volatile no?


Twitter is designed to keep you in an angry prison of the mind

Delete that cancer from your life

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Oh haven't heard of it


Still cruising in the bimmer?


Will not be attending any conferences that promote ordinals and inscriptions

Might be bitcoin park only for me in 2024


I meant a site that actually has players 😂


Such as?


Withdrew $200 from a poker site.

Fee was $30 to withdraw by Bitcoin, or free with ETH.

I now have $170


Correct answer


I AGREE!

BUT IS IT GOOD FOR MENTAL HEALTH?

BECAUSE A LOT OF RICH PEOPLE TURN INTO ASSHOLES AND HUNTER BIDENS

ITS STAYING HUMBLE THATS VERY HARD


Now suddenly you're concerned with censorship lmao


Trying to sort out if having your entire life's work saved in the most volatile asset possible is good for mental health?


It makes much more sense when you use a good wallet like Sparrow wallet or @zeus


Gm,

Lost mom around this time last year.

Christmas will never be the same

Please I beg you to cherish your family


A utxo is like a denomination of money. A $20, a $5 bill etc, but in Bitcoin.

If I send you 100,000 sats then 25,000 sats to your wallet, you have two utxos now for those amounts. Think of them as coins.

Now let's say you want to pay me 120,000 sats.

Your bitcoin transaction will "spend" both of those coins (utxos), then you'll get a new change utxo for 5000 sats.


Plebs only, no whales


Losing money playing poker if you wanna watch <3

https://zap.stream/naddr1qqjx2c3h89nrjenz95exgenx956rje3395unsvmx95mnqdnrvsun2de4v33x2q3qeaz6dwsnvwkha5sn5puwwyxjgy26uusundrm684lg3vw4ma5c2jsxpqqqpmxwcq3n8a


You can tell how old this is from the low prices


Rare Biden W

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2023/12/22/biden-marijuana-possession-conviction-pardon/72009644007/


Can confirm


Anyone have this thing...

You're trying to sleep but the air you breathe through your nose feels very cold and uncomfortable...

Even though it's not cold in the room?


Bad boy vpn user


I didn't :( at the time I thought low fees = good 😭😭


It's still not a bitcoin 401k all you've done is given blackrock real Bitcoin in exchange for some fake paper in a fake account ngmi and the government pinky swears you can have it in 30 years


bcash would have been a good name for Bitcoin ecash but we wasted it trolling Roger


Sadly I lost all my money in a tragic ledger hack so won't be able to pay those gains after all dag nabbit


Giving Bitcoin to big institutions to hold in an account you can't use without government permission...

Kill me pls 🙏


Conservatives are larps


Gm


Gm

If you buy Bitcoin ETF you are dead to me


Bitcoiners Wait in Suspense For More Government Policies Giving Them Permission to Use Bitcoin
https://www.thebitcoinbugle.com/bitcoiners-wait-in-suspense-for-more-government-policies-giving-them-permission-to-use-bitcoin/


Jim Browning is the perfect name for someone who smashes Indian scammers

Trust me I'm indian


These guys are both sick and stupid enough to post their crimes online, absolute trash 🤮


Well done ser


Didn't know this was your node 👀


Censorship is rampant, can't even input 58008 and turn it upside down anymore

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Seed signer maxis have entered the chat


Gm #cornstr 🌽

I’ve been slaving away at the prompts for an ungodly long time trying to achieve an epic vision.

This is probably the closest i’ve gotten. It’s a little too complex i guess 🥵 https://image.nostr.build/116422cb1e1d01749ccadb17ef48c3b9394775249e352ef1f098154d670dd5eb.jpg


👻

https://www.theblock.co/post/268809/amboss-launches-ghost-addresses-to-help-combat-custodial-bitcoin-lightning-wallet-reliance


The historic trend is down sir, decades and centuries are daily prices on earth s timeframe, lower your time preference


Climate models can't even tell you if it will rain tomorrow.


Choosing violence


2 guys 1 corn


More like in the face then into the stomach


Think more 💩 themed


If you hire people based on skin color, you are a racist.

Full stop.

Don't give a fuck about your diversity quotas and good intentions, comrade.

Sincerely,

 - a "minority" with a brain


Still a pencil


Never ask an Instagram model how she can afford private jets to Dubai

You really don't want to know 💩


Robosats


I only have a nostr account can I please qualify here 🙏


I think it is possible to be a successful trader.

Just trade your fiat for BTC a little bit each day

You will have great success, very nice


I think being on nostr goes against those policies

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This note is in for the fellas, girls please don't look.

Since deleting Twitter, my penis grew 1 inch.

Highly recommended


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#meme #memestr #nostrmemes #memes 822,258 🤙💜


noted https://i.nostr.build/o7vk.jpg


Well well well... How the turn tables...

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Please do NOT patch this, it's a feature not a bug


Did you know you can put two emojis in a reaction on amethyst? 💜🫂

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Gm,

I am more patient than degens, I will just do my transactions in the 2026 bear market


A decentralized #Bitcoin is a Bitcoin where miners decide what goes in blocks, not pools.

OCEAN's ultimate goal is to make this a reality, and today we take one step closer to our vision of decentralized block template construction.

Available immediately, OCEAN is offering 𝗺𝘂𝗹𝘁𝗶𝗽𝗹𝗲 𝗯𝗹𝗼𝗰𝗸 𝘁𝗲𝗺𝗽𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗽𝗼𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗲𝘀, giving miners control over what blocks they are mining.

The three options are:

1) OCEAN Recommended (most real financial transactions and least spam)
2) Bitcoin Core with the “Ordisrespector” spam filter
3) Unmodified Bitcoin Core (same as other pools with fewest financial transactions and most spam)

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Our fees are structured to incentivize miners to make choices that benefit the Bitcoin network in the long term.

Suggestions for more templates? Let us know at mining@ocean.xyz.


They don't want us to be sovereign

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Never saw a function called maybe_x, interesting 👨💻

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Been working on this during every waking moment I've had for over a month.

feelsgoodman.jpg

https://github.com/MutinyWallet/mutiny-node/pull/867

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Nodestrichfluenstr


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#meme #memestr #nostrmemes #memes 822,183 🤙💜


#fluenstr https://i.nostr.build/Eyqm.jpg


nostr:npub180cvv07tjdrrgpa0j7j7tmnyl2yr6yr7l8j4s3evf6u64th6gkwsyjh6w6 is definitely the javascript fluenstr he loves it


Jifluencer! 🐶🐾🤣🤣🤣


Or the top jif-not-gifluenstr


Nostr influencers are now known as fluenstrs

Such as the Top php fluenstr - nostr:npub137c5pd8gmhhe0njtsgwjgunc5xjr2vmzvglkgqs5sjeh972gqqxqjak37w


NOSTR INFLUENCER


It is polite to slice it up and let us see the temperature, please don't be rude


Hello this is a test comment


Running Flare

https://www.flare.pub/w/naddr1qqrhwmmn2dfhwdgpp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqzyr3vea70ypqr70e2ff2mx28smca78p2c5l2lxd3jlk4wl3exc8ywkqcyqqqgtwcaezhuw


Using VirtualBox, Cloudflare, Ubuntu and Strfry to run your own relay from home.

How to Setup a Strfry Relay on Your Home Computer


Bigger text plz some of us are old


Nice preview


It's a risk you take with lightning in its current form...


A million sats 🤮🤮🤮

I can't handle this bot anymore I'm gonna block it

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I think mining companies that don't actually put the heat produced by the miners to work will eventually fail.

The heat is valuable (we all pay to heat buildings) but miners just waste it.

Furnace and bitcoin mining will be synonymous.

Watch!
 - nostr:npub1rrvnw49zymd8uv4zmz72fxdyxqxfew79f2x38yekpkq4yuxntsas2fwkqk

#BitcoinTwitter
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Rare irs W


Bitcoin mining powered Spa 🔥 https://v.nostr.build/X8aB.mp4


Movie idea, John wick goes after everyone on the Epstein list.


I know for a fact that Keanu Reeves will not be on the Epstein client list.

Every other actor is possible tho


Yes, don't buy it. But the ETF can't be used as a medium of exchange to do surveillance. Only KYC brokers sell it.


We already can't afford to use Bitcoin to make transactions today, it would make an awful CBDC.

If a bunch of custodians and institutions make paper Bitcoin for surveillance that doesn't make the underlying asset a CBDC; only the paper is.


YOU WILL NEVER GET MY CORN GFY #CORNSTR

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One of the nicest DCAs I've ever seen

They still stacking 40,000,000 sats / day

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It is not satire lol, suburban houses cost like $2-$3 million here


Do stonk suit and cologne wearing fish know that miners are about to have much more earnings next quarter? 🤔


Based socks


Everyone is trying to find hard money that can be touched. IMO, if you can touch it then it’s not hard enough. #bitcoin


The housing bubble here is out of control

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No idea, just tryna stay humble over here 🤌🫡


You didn't sufficiently learn how good communism is if you didn't finish comrade


THOUGHT YOU WOULD LIKE TO KNOW 🫡
https://v.nostr.build/65rR.mp4


When you tell everyone to hfsp and they're ngmi because everyone they're all wrong and it's too bad they aren't as smart as you

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Traders would rather stack monitors and draw lines than simply staying humble

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STAY HUMBLE STACK SATS https://video.nostr.build/6f88e897509e97f4c573d5d13c181e7b110fef59ec4d976ed8d3d951f40f4e1e.mp4


Someone needs to deepfake nostr:npub1qny3tkh0acurzla8x3zy4nhrjz5zd8l9sy9jys09umwng00manysew95gx face in this music video


No, css will forever be the stupidest thing ever invented

Besides JavaScript


Seems like no matter how we vote they just war, print money, tax and gaslight, I don't vote for any of that


Just replying so I can look at this later, carry on


If you adjust this for inflation, the graph is completely flat.

Billion dollars ain't what it used to be.

But the fiat machine will print itself into oblivion then use that debasement to gaslight us

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WE LIKE THE SATS
WE JOIN THE COINS
WE STAY HUMBLE


Yes


Friend's grandfather is ngmi

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If they actually release the Epstein client names

I might actually become a normie and consider voting


The 80's 🔥 Few understand this!🫂
👀🔮 Become layer 3 🫡  #Nostriches Make fun & Enjoy life! 🔊🎶🧡💜💊
https://m.primal.net/HPMz.mp4


I memba


Gm,

Was feeling degen last night with some friends.

But instead of scamming people, hyping up nonsense on Twitter and putting dick pics on Bitcoin

I went to an actual casino and played blackjack

There are already really good services available to people who want to gamble


This post only got 110 likes, perhaps you should move to threads to get more engagement


No 🙏😂🫂


Looking for an invite code?

💌 https://info.getalby.com/invites 💌

https://m.primal.net/HUaB.png


I see you love JavaScript, keep going


One of my favorite properties of Bitcoin is it quickly purges dishonest actors

You can't survive more than a few years of fucking around before you find out


How much bitcoin did you get zapped on threads?

Likes are retarded who cares


 Chorizo, Beef, bacon, Eggs, Cheese, jalapenos

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Logging off the Internet for a while I think
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Stacker.news Introduces Foreign Asset Control Compliance

"In the coming weeks, we will begin introducing noncustodial wallet options among other things."

https://www.nobsbitcoin.com/stacker-news-ofac/


GM ☀

Co2 is 🌲🌳🌱 food. Thanks to human produced Co2 emissions the world is now greener, particularly in some of the driest regions. https://image.nostr.build/aef7024ad8658ce33aa565b2b9d40b695cffb9d63ad4ec778fd6552e85468abb.jpg


frankie does a Bitcoin Ad
https://video.nostr.build/3ead05071696988bf58a89328f398f3eed275a09874f1749f35173c2b705b330.mp4


Are a large % of Cubans currently using BTC? 🤔


😂😂😂😭😭😭🤌🤌🤌

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Pls hurry 🙏🫂


https://twitter.com/chuckcallesto/status/1737127279723987342 https://image.nostr.build/2f52f5773a85506a1111c2f01ebc9b3c8bf041134579d0ea78e349852b023614.jpg


Making a trust trade off is the only way to scale. We just have to ensure that it's trust minimized, but going after completely trust less is red herring


Another thing we have to accept is the world doesn't give a shit about personal responsibility, privacy and censorship.

People value safety over freedom, they aren't build like us. This is hard to see inside our echo chamber.

People are very governable.

Billions will not use Tor or download apk files and they sure as shit won't be buying raspberry pis and learn Linux to make payments.

They want to just download from app stores, click a few buttons and stuff just works.

They want to have a customer support line to contact if things go wrong.

They don't want to risk getting in trouble with governments.

And so we need to keep this in mind as we build.

**Just Thinking out loud with y'all**


Stupid people.

Now let me read my favorite passage from the white paper, written by my lord and savior.

Craig wright


No choice when htlcs are stuck too long


That's more than the annual salary of billions of people who we are trying to reach.


It is absolutely the case that most people will never touch on chain BTC in the not too distant future imo


Lightning Force Close Detected in Block 821939 between BrokenThunder⚡ and Grouch
608K sats to force close a 2M sats channel 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
https://mempool.space/tx/0567d7ef084c21f62da058f27b6c519433517a8b89bff80a07739a0e10122293


Anything we build on Bitcoin should have the baked in assumption that fees will go much higher than this.

I don't think we've seen high fees yet.

This is just the reality, we shouldn't cope about it, we should build around it


You can shill freedom money to people not yet on Nostr with our free resources: https://bitcoin.rocks/get-involved


I've noticed Nostr is just a bunch of shills.

Shilling free and open source freedom tech 🫡

Proud to be amongst you 🫡🫡


🎉 HRF is excited to announce its Q4 round of Bitcoin Development Fund grants 🎁

💰 $500,000 to 18 projects across areas such as global education, Bitcoin Core, mining decentralization, and support for devs in Latin America, Africa, and the Middle East.

One grantee is Mostro, a peer-to-peer Bitcoin exchange created by Venezuelan developer Francisco Calderon. It is designed to facilitate censorship-resistant financial transactions under authoritarian regimes.

📚 MyFirstBitcoin, a non-profit in Central America, is another recipient. They offer an open-source Bitcoin education program. With HRF’s support, they’ll be able to increase their international expansion, bringing crucial knowledge to more closed societies.

Arabic Hodl is making Bitcoin education more accessible to the more than 400 million Arabic-speaking people worldwide. Hodl’s project includes creating how-to guides, privacy tutorials, educational podcasts, and foundational Bitcoin literature in Arabic.

🌐🔍 Netblocks receives support for their vital work in monitoring global internet restrictions. Continuous internet monitoring is crucial for activists and journalists to maintain their freedom of expression, access to information, and safety. Strong internet is also important for financial freedom.

HRF is funding developer Lorban for his work on StratumV2. Stratum V2 enables mining pool users to select transactions for proposed blocks, instead of relying on templates from pools, increasing Bitcoin’s censorship resistance. ⛏

John Carlson's efforts to improve the Bitcoin Core App project is also receiving support. Through this work, he hopes to lower technical barriers and make Bitcoin transactions more accessible to a wider audience, starting with users on Android devices.

Area Bitcoin, founded by Carol Souza and Kaka Furlan, is expanding its Brazilian educational content across Latin America. The HRF funding will enable translations of their resources into Spanish and English. 📚🌎

🇳🇮In Nicaragua, Berta Valle is focusing on Bitcoin education for human rights defenders in Latin America. Her project will empower dissidents and civil society leaders with Bitcoin to help them become financially resilient against oppressive regimes.

Bitshala in India is creating a hub of Bitcoin knowledge and community. With HRF's support, they'll provide tutorials, technical training, and resources for budding Bitcoin developers in the country. 🇮🇳🌱💡

HRF is supporting hack.bs in Italy. With the grant, hack.bs is establishing a cypherpunk hackerspace that will bring together locals and global experts in the areas of financial freedom and the defense of privacy. 🇮🇹🛡

Bitcoin Deepa is nurturing the Bitcoin community in Sri Lanka. HRF funding will enhance their educational efforts and promote Bitcoin adoption among local merchants. 🇱🇰💼

🌍Exonumia translates Bitcoin educational content into African languages like Shona, Malagasy, Amharic, Kiswahili, and Lingala. Funding will support their efforts to expand to more languages, raise awareness of Bitcoin, and grow financial-freedom oriented communities.

HRF is supporting L0la L33tz’s efforts to create a Bitcoin privacy guide for beginners, with a special focus on activists, dissidents, and NGOs in hostile environments. We look forward to publishing and sharing this document in 2024. 🌐🛡

HRF is awarding a grant to Groundswell in the UK. Groundswell supports Bitcoin education for refugees and diaspora communities, particularly from the Middle East. The project will host workshops, practical training, and help refugees (plus their families) receive their first Bitcoin. 🇬🇧🌍

⛏HRF is supporting Kulpreet Singh's work on Braidpool, a proposed peer-to-peer mining pool. By allowing miners to build their blocks and reducing pool operators’ grip on payouts, Braidpool is designed to enhance Bitcoin’s censorship resistance and decentralized nature.

HRF is proud to support SeedSigner developer Keith Mukai. Funds will facilitate MicroPython research and development to enable operations on affordable microcontrollers. This will eliminate Raspberry Pi dependencies, making SeedSigner more robust and accessible. 🔐

Bitcoin++, a developer-focused conference series around the world. Funding will cover educational efforts, general conference expenses, as well as travel expenses for developers from authoritarian countries.

Bitcoin Atlantis, a conference in Madeira. HRF funding will help human rights defenders, civil society leaders, and educators working in dictatorships to attend the event to share their experiences with thousands of Bitcoin builders, creators, and educators. 🇵🇹🌊

With these grants, HRF continues to push the boundaries of financial freedom, privacy, and human rights through Bitcoin. Stay tuned for more updates on these exciting initiatives. We’re looking forward to greater innovation in 2024! 🚀🔐
🌐

Hopeful applicants can find the BDF application here: https://hrf.org/devfund


Gm,

My stack would be half the size if SBF and other scammers didn't nuke cRyPtO last year.

Feeling grateful to them for gifting me $16k BTC


Play stupid games, win stupid prizes


Fees are always paid by whoever opened the channel.


Not sure where it's implied that high fees are causing it, but high fees take these force closures from annoying to outright rugs

They also make stuck htlcs uneconomical to recover

Whereas people using custodians aren't losing anything


Hmmm no??


Nah force closes during high fees.

Seeing multiple people opened 1m sat channels get forced closed for 500k fee over the last few days.

Having a hard time recommending people setup their own nodes given this


I also wanna get back to building but lightning is making me real nervous I don't feel confident in it anymore


I don't like watching my people lose so many sats 😭


At this point, ln node runners are the only ones getting rugged and we're the only ones holding our keys.

Feelsbadman, it's not supposed to be like this


If you wanna summon the weirdest maximalists on nostr

Just say that you love Ubuntu


Every Bitcoin Trading YouTuber:

Some lines say Bitcoin might go up
Others say Bitcoin might go down

Now sign up for leverage trading lmao links below


This game just ruined Nasser's career 😂

https://image.nostr.build/291ce1ef5e884c4cdf11f6b7edb7fcd4c9b61c558fa1bd5410f617988f257747.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=460x279&blurhash=ikF%3Dp%3FofoyWVoffjazayj%40_3axs%3AaybHayofj%5Bfk_NWBa%23f6ofjufkj%5Bof-pazofayoLj%40oLayay-%3Bazj%5Ba%7Bj%5BfPj%5Bayju&x=221023f9b80598e6db3f1366ae7e9197766c76dc6df7044cda95aaee0080367e


nostr:npub1gcxzte5zlkncx26j68ez60fzkvtkm9e0vrwdcvsjakxf9mu9qewqlfnj5z paging android ceo


Looking for a #job? Watch this!

https://video.nostr.build/d37ed0627cb89831d3664d1e487c016164283fe7b17fcc43c5cafbd541e8b038.mp4#m=video%2Fmp4&dim=720x1280&blurhash=%5D36kS6%25M00D%25j%5D%25MWBRjofWB00M%7B_3-%3BM%7BM%7Bt7t7Rkay-%3Bt7IUM%7B-%3B9FWBofWBxu-%3BWBt7s%3BD%25%7EqWBM%7BxuIUxut7IUM%7Bxu&x=f72b9e4a17b6736d3adabd52afc71e193d890076816ca489186bb8ed6cbae5f3


#Bitcoin Fixes This

https://nostr.build/i/cb5a040b1208eb6446392babb6e7adfcf9e42f1b6a1d84f3b3808485b8589f08.jpg
#plebchain #grownostr #zapathon


Either one of the partner nodes goes offline for too long or sometimes due to bugs in lightning software


They don't have mine :( I still remember my url


😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Hello mentally ill lunatic, Merry Christmas 🎄🎁


A


Lord give me the strength to reconcile all my quickbooks accounts before year end 🙏😭


#bitcoin samurai nostr:npub1utx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7803c2k986henvvha4thuwfkper4s7r50e8 https://image.nostr.build/2e91f1a5bff2a8df72712efcd3d87d36516ad6c6b3c939a494a7d16fd507b7c6.jpg


Gfy salty bitch stay mad 🎄🎁😂


Boning knives

Which is weird for you, would definitely expect you to have a few for the memes🤌😂


Gfy, stay salty 🎄🎁


Nostr is the only place where you get airdrops of real money ⚡🌩


Free airdrops duh


Take a break from subverting the state to enjoy time with loved ones

https://image.nostr.build/a8749b2a45ce9dda60b9be5e4e9cdc4bc48574014350c7851fe808cbee923de8.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1024x1024&blurhash=U6Fh9RE24T%3D%7B%7DU-VngIA02%24gXA9vMykDEOEO&x=ddaacff8a96e7f297b4af15710cd479c6ef068312a4f5f5c38c4f768783b7efd


I'm Jealous 😭


Merry Christmas maximalist

Happy holidays can gfy

https://image.nostr.build/8b4220f6f69528da692a2b7b3d4b57fda11157bb701da1f25eb21f8a8de25dd1.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1024x1024&blurhash=U8Ew%25I0-IB%5D%7D%7D%3D%2C%3BkB%7Dq4%3A%23l%252GG5SI%3Boz%25L&x=f3391d923965d4a60d3a54591086428c8c6f642532f7e0e10054d5fb13faf59c


Everyone needs a best friend in a sloppy drunken night

https://media.nostr.build/av/04e74d8019ecce336da24fb42ebbf69b16d0724359b697613d4d83e25f230fbb.webm#m=video%2Fwebm&dim=460x816&blurhash=%5DJEn%7Cm%5E%25D*aexs01E1-oWBae%5Ej-VNc%252R*0M9vt7I%3AR%2B%7EBt7E2NGofNZt5t6oej%40RPsRxtxtWB-ot6jGjZs.E3NHRkNGoL&x=04e74d8019ecce336da24fb42ebbf69b16d0724359b697613d4d83e25f230fbb


So far I've earned 600 sats in Nostr tips AMA


Missed my anniversary

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When you celebrate debauchery, people die. But at least you're a good person for being so tolerant right?

https://video.nostr.build/ec7300194c6ccc963f6edd7fe052eb84ebdd14d0b67d6ce1941dd4cc0cd04956.mp4#m=video%2Fmp4&dim=460x252&blurhash=inIhaB%7EqInM%7BxujuM%7Bxu%25MbrofsqWBR%25oyofafWBD%25Rjxuj%5BMyWBt7WUWBIUM%7BaMt7tQWUayofofxbt7bFRjaeWBofWUWB&x=e960d18a053ec2dc4dd2e7e8c74edb068be9e2d4d2cb399521fdc543b21ab22a


Right here baby


Integration with streamlabs obs so people can just add nostr to cross stream


I am playing dice for 7k BTC 🤌😭🫂


Getting major Myspace nostalgia from nostr:npub1jk9h2jsa8hjmtm9qlcca942473gnyhuynz5rmgve0dlu6hpeazxqc3lqz7 website

https://sersleepy.com/


Can still buy millions of sats for toilet paper

Feeling blessed 😇🙏🫂

https://image.nostr.build/cc9b147c5715cc405d3fd3136a520713be407ad8229b15e3eced428f5b421e71.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=590x332&blurhash=i8F5pV03azoeayWDWqoekC00E4%3FGNHs%3AkBs.WCf6E3%7EV%25KoboyWBf%2Boeofxu-oR*E3Rkj%3FjYRkWBRloeE2NG%24%7EayW%3Dt6oM&x=ea08e65ef3cd704e53ee0373c3390cf54970ed994b0fd3317979f079520891cd


Gm,

Doggo blocking me from working out this morning 🐶🐾

https://image.nostr.build/d571f220dec5bf5ae62eb70a51c4163bc621cb2678e2e3ab8db392f0a0dc91a6.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=768x1020&blurhash=_HD%2B_89Fxa%25MRjV%40t7.9ofM%7Bofayaxt7_Ni_WWRjxuRjRjNGsAW%3BV%40ofozM%7BD%25M%7BM%7BoeaxofRPMxNGaetQWBofayV%3FM%7CV%40tRV%40ofayWBj%5BV%40WqWBt7WBtRt6R*ofoLWVt7&x=080d7aad73620c5dc250f3f74cd70a7c10d4e19f152bff823c86e7e0f538f377


I hope this is just a doomer act for opsec by him


At this point in cashu life and the mints it's all very experimental, not appropriate to store anything meaningful right now imo


Merry Christmas 🎄🎁 to everyone about to take vacation until the New Year 🎊


If you think alby is safer then you do you.


Why?


So many lightning companies are getting rekt right now by compliance, I know first hand.

I think rug risk is up a LOT right now.

If you just keep a balance in a custodial wallet, for zapping, keep it to an absolute minimum and be ready to truly lose it.

If you have more than you want to lose, but not enough to justify on chain fees, consider swapping them for L-BTC on boltz.exchange

Imho


Actual breaking news today:

Atomic.Finance, the self-custodial bitcoin-only investment program is immediately ending operations for U.S. customers citing regulatory risk.

No public announcement has been made yet, but they have emailed all customers and communicated this via Discord.

(I was a TestFlight user working with a small amount.)

Another one bites the dust.


As a utxo myself I say 10 million


LN node runners losing millions of sats per day in force closes:
 nostr:npub169n9eaf0t20j0nefwqlqtnqcpsym22k2nw6e3tevtrrru4et7wrsh5w47v


Inflation is wild, I can't believe it's come to this

https://media.nostr.build/av/c168845d26c5fa92a5ff9bc00450c8cc46963d6b755996636b65a2d622dde327.webm#m=video%2Fwebm&dim=382x686&blurhash=%5DLJjF%7C%5E*yD%5EO%25M%7DrK4OV-Vs._2Vsv%7EIVR*9ur%3F%24%25EMM%7C%25LM%7CIooMt7xZIobFWBoM%3FG-nxENbR*9%5BE3NGS2WBxHxZWCafo0&x=c168845d26c5fa92a5ff9bc00450c8cc46963d6b755996636b65a2d622dde327


$15 keyboard vs $8,500 keyboard:

https://media.nostr.build/av/d636b7838bb4e490565fda17c110e6363cd3e71f84f88ff14460c635ddd3c137.webm#m=video%2Fwebm&dim=282x546&blurhash=%5DBJkM%5D004T.5kq00%3F%5Et%25sret0P9%5Bk*Mf%253PIMg%7D%5EEINF%3DGDhtkt8nl%5E-Sv0xICMxTmw4%3Boc7EJ%24%25Mx-q-WRjZ%3BI.yD-XRO&x=d636b7838bb4e490565fda17c110e6363cd3e71f84f88ff14460c635ddd3c137


YES


Mandibles


I want an underground bunker


Neither are problems, using energy is good


Just label as sensitive it's fine imo


Turning a blind eye to women getting crushed in sports, raped in prisons, teenage girls seeing cocks in locker rooms all in the name of tolerance and ideology.

Fucking disgusting 🤮🤢


OPENSATS IS PROVIDING FUNDING TO SIXTY OPEN SOURCE CONTRIBUTORS AND PROJECTS. MORE TO BE APPROVED SOON.

WE OPERATE ON A BITCOIN STANDARD. ALL FIAT DONATIONS ARE IMMEDIATELY CONVERTED TO BITCOIN. OUR TREASURY SECURED BY GEOGRAPHICALLY DISTRIBUTED MULTISIG WALLETS.

100% OF ALL DONATIONS ARE PAID TO GRANT RECIPIENTS. WE DO NOT TAKE A CUT. GRANTS ARE PAID IN BITCOIN. MONTHLY.

ONWARD 🫡

https://opensats.org


And after he came to the realization you teeped him in the face


Lightning Force Close Detected in Block 821651 between Mintter and infoserv.nl
324K sats to force close a <1M sats channel 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
https://mempool.space/tx/142fd8784cb2443ff174b307e4b4e33dd228dc92d4c61f9bfa658535082b1547


Today is the 1st birthday of Snort, its crazy to think its been a year already. A random weekend project turned into a full time project.

I wouldn't still be here if it wasn't for all the support I've received over the past 12 months, so I have to start by saying thank you to everyone who has donated and kept the train rolling, and of course special thanks to HRF and nostr:npub10pensatlcfwktnvjjw2dtem38n6rvw8g6fv73h84cuacxn4c28eqyfn34f for making it possible to keep building on Nostr.

It is hard to imagine where we will be in a year's time, but I hope that Nostr will be stronger than ever.

Finally, here is a time-lapse video of every version of Snort since last year.

https://v.nostr.build/7wwn.mp4


A NIP for liquid tips called squirts? 💦


Let's make it a thing


If you running btcpayserver pls enable liquid 🙏


Yeah you used a buggy client somewhere along the lines

Has happened to us all 🫡


We did raise blocksize and now ppl put penises in there :(


Coinjoiners looking at the mempool fees:

https://image.nostr.build/9587eec7ae0975ad66c54d791d288941169129728054269571a8596c2fc36bd8.jpg


Literally from black mirror exactly


Buy an ordinal from Bitcoin magazine


Gm,

The Australians are hilarious

Of course I don't know what they're saying but the sounds are amusing


If you build it, they will come


I heard what you said about Liquid  on Frog Talk. I’m personally going to use all the tools at my disposal, and thankfully Liquid is one of them.


Tested my first tiny swap from LN to Liquid using nostr:npub1psm37hke2pmxzdzraqe3cjmqs28dv77da74pdx8mtn5a0vegtlas9q8970

Fast and cheap. Besides the federation security model (and associated counterparty risk), what are the other major concerns with liquid? Any network stability issues?


Yeah it shows up on desktop ready to pay


nope, it's an invalid amount, i think because the fees are minimum 250 sats


Reply with your Liquid address, I'll send fist few people some liquid btc for the culture


Might fuck around with liquid idk

https://image.nostr.build/9b437ec69de325cb1c2be2e2cdc5c7f9d59f3a141efb3943756da8868be16a28.jpg


I believe that's a new feature and experimental, you should expect it to be higher risk


If you are using a jade device with green it is extremely safe, much safer than lightning


Good idea!


I took one look at my twitter feed today absolutely full of scammers and knew it was time to delete that cancer


No, this is too small to cover on chain fees when you need to spend the utxo. Average fee today was  70,000 sats

I think aiming for 1,000,000 sats is th absolute minimum, and even then you can find yourself spending 5% fee to move it.


Violates custodian rule


Every single one of us had to make a big change in the last 4 weeks, right before the ETF launches


“Soon, if the IP address of your browser session indicates you are located in a sanctioned region, we will prevent you from transacting with our wallet.”

https://stacker.news/items/354028


Custodians


Ways to lose Bitcoin:

 - leverage
 - custodians
 - trading
 - buying shitcoins
 - buying jpgs
 - bad opsec
 - chasing yield
 - hot wallets
 - software exploits

Don't put yourself in a position to lose coins.


🫡🫡

https://image.nostr.build/f668b4fe9f9ba639126ac067d9a6609c3bae4b529709dd7e5fdcdb82e99cab61.jpg


🔔 🔔 NEW OP_RETURN 🔔 🔔

.@DavidFBailey is a scammer

https://mempool.space/tx/45a817847ece9c5ef5d44abe0f2ec423a50379ddacc122569c2a24bde22a4edb


"BECAUSE OF THE HATERS I DOUBLED DOWN ON MY SCAM AND MADE A FORTUNE"


THE EASY WAY IS TO SCAM PEOPLE.

FUCK THAT SHIT. WILL TAKE THE HARD WAY SO I CAN LOOK MY CHILDREN IN THE EYE AND HONESTLY TELL THEM I DID MY BEST.


im working but did I heard right?
" nostr:npub18m76awca3y37hkvuneavuw6pjj4525fw90necxmadrvjg0sdy6qsngq955 is banned in China and nodeless banned in Canada
Basically same county”

By: nostr:npub1utx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7803c2k986henvvha4thuwfkper4s7r50e8


https://image.nostr.build/35c12f6b3b36217fb368b2837aa37c2928e6794b9d6653847b01a0763aab7921.jpg
#bitcoin #plebchain #grownostr #zapathon #memes


Rare Google W


Why #Google Will Stop Telling #Law Enforcement Which #Users Were Near a #Crime
https://tech.slashdot.org/story/23/12/16/0710230/why-google-will-stop-telling-law-enforcement-which-users-were-near-a-crime


YouTube just recommended this video to me and I'm scared

https://image.nostr.build/534075a9dc3641434aa3a335cdc9efb553cdd5337f1908d133f74d456f3e3d3a.jpg


Bitcoin Mining Clothes Dryer
https://i.imgur.com/w4lVCSN.mp4
Here at the homestead we host guests at our house as well as a 20ft yurt so one of the largest power usages is the electric clothes dryer. In the busy season, the dryer is usually running for several hours a day. It made a lot of sense to use a Bitcoin miner for the heat instead of the heating element in the dryer.
https://i.imgur.com/MQ8jYf3.jpg
https://imgur.com/eGKbv0G
https://i.imgur.com/uoKPqB1.jpeg
I tried to use what I already had as much as possible to connect the miner to the dryer, so for less than $100 I was able to make it work. Basically needed a 20a 220v breaker and 220v outlet plus some ductwork. I simply cut a hole in the heating duct in the back of the dryer and attached a 6in duct coupling to it. If I need to I can cap off the coupling and continue to use the dryer as normal. Basically if the Bitcoin miner breaks down I won't be stranded without a dryer.
https://i.imgur.com/4uYucSC.jpeg
https://i.imgur.com/BROB3J3.jpeg
To operate, I set the dryer to timed dry, set the heat to air dry, and turn on the miner. After using it for a dozen loads or so it definitely works well. Next I will be working on how to reduce the noise from the miner fans but to start I wanted to make sure it was capable of drying laundry first. Feels good to get sats back for one one of the largest power usages on the homestead!

#permaculture #permies #homesteading #grownostr #meshtadel #selfsovereignty #plebminer #homemining #bitcoinmining #bitcoin #doublespendenergy #hash2heat #mine4heat #stacksats #stackingfunctions

nostr:nevent1qqs9tenvxqfyfprtpchq45smsquwhx9w3mpgnnmn4zj2mauxrcf4kzcpz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejj7q3qf5pre6wl6ad87vr4hr5wppqq30sh58m4p33mthnjreh03qadcajsxpqqqqqqz0n5ncn


Beautiful sounds of grey whales 🔊🐋 https://video.nostr.build/b600352cd8f0fc9194772bd08ab687a126289b6139670099b79a41754bd95c34.mp4


Men's line can't be called panties imo lol


Lmao 😂 💀


Join at 9pm if you're interested in starting an online side hustle 🙏

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When you thought you were building a global monetary system that would remove power from the state and put money in the hands of the people.

But instead you get ETFs, KYC, jpegs, shitcoins and custodians while governments and institutions are the biggest holders

https://image.nostr.build/9863950b2fef9ab9d9baf0bcaeb8cbaf38698bd2eb53816a3440e73d7ea25be4.jpg


Tensorflow or pytorch?🤔


Dang your dad was a handsome chad


Goodbye Twitter 🫡

https://image.nostr.build/f668b4fe9f9ba639126ac067d9a6609c3bae4b529709dd7e5fdcdb82e99cab61.jpg

https://image.nostr.build/fbe17e2df9e4a2029507e0a999f85dd6f45e5b6480d0caae93fc2de3269c8c30.jpg


Some kind of a crab/shrimp creature


QuickBooks wasn't making enough sales then discovered a bug to allow users to both track transactions and save media files in one database.

The accounting functions are barely usable now but they make so much money on the cloud storage they justify the bug as a feature.

Eventually the accounting users get so frustrated they go back to spreadsheets.


With fees being so high, I'm finding myself looking forward to doing laundry. The dryer is getting a 82 percent rebate in sats right now. Drying laundry with this machine has never been cheaper on on the homestead!
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We should’ve focused more on BOLT12.


I just wanna say you're so cute and talented happy 1 year mom


Gm,

Wine hangover. Fuck


My client only crashed twice trying to reply to this note


I had an assortment of wines at a fancy party where I didn't fit in at all

Now I am drinking water before I pass out


I fkin wish I am negative paid I just lose money


Rock out with your cock out!


Well this isn't good


Had a few too many dranks lfg nostr whatcha doing tonight


Nice CPU sir


Pls buy, for the culture


Oh man did the ball not go in? Darn it


I agree man but clearly you're a huge nerd just like me, but can we expect everyday people to spin up vms on AWS?


Have like 4 Christmas and Hanukkah parties to go to in next week

wish me luck pretending to be a normie interested in sportsball


Ecash is a good idea as long as the redemption is hard to rig, looks like fedimint can do it, we shall see


Sigh


Nostr karaoke of course


This still makes no sense. You can just send directly from your own node without ever using their wallet and having them custody anything. One channel is enough . If you don't have liquidity to receive directly then you wouldn't be able to send sats back to your node from that channel. If you do have liquidity then you never needed to use them in the first place.

And again, not everyone can have a node with on-chain channels so doing this round about thing you're talking about is moot anyway to the point I'm making.


Why use a custodian if you have a node?

The whole point of my note is that everyday users can't run nodes. Not only technically, but there also isn't enough blockspace for that.


🤡🌍

https://image.nostr.build/1ff509d687cd5434fa6bc8d0d4842e27e979a3badf09a23d1562d27f45e8fca2.jpg


You have no privacy from your custodian and risk getting rugged.


I think yes if we actually want the world to use Bitcoin for payments.


LNbank Vulnerability Recap: Last week, a critical vulnerability was identified in the LNbank plugin, which I developed as a plugin for nostr:npub155m2k8ml8sqn8w4dhh689vdv0t2twa8dgvkpnzfggxf4wfughjsq2cdcvg. The following post aims to outline what transpired and steps I, as a maintainer of the plugin, and BTCPay Server team are taking to prevent similar occurrences in the future. https://d11n.net/lnbank-vulnerability-recap


Ratioing this post


Self custody, privacy and no KYC are my guiding stars.

Much less interested in ngu and adoption if we have to compromise on these principles.

If my takes turn out to be regarded and wrong just know my heart was in the right place 🙏


Anything that gets the infrastructure out of the users hands is exactly what I think we need. Looking forward to it 🫡🫡


No this is incorrect. For one, no unilateral control so it falls through the gaps on some custodian related laws. For two, you can have many ln nodes attached to a single federation. For three, the ln gateways are actually a trustless component of the fediment protocol. Neither users nor federations need to trust them at all.


Thanks for correcting me, I misunderstood then. Better than I thought it was. +21% bullish on fedimints.


Even I'm too lazy to do all of this to collect a few dollars, and I know exactly how to do it, rather just risk getting rugged


I have, pls see comments below


Oh you want to receive 50,000 sats?

My lsp will open a channel to you!

The fee will be 100,000 sats because mempool is full.

😭😭


Liquid requires 11 ppl to collude to steal coins.

Fedimint only needs a single macaroon to leak to drain all the channels. Multisig doesn't help


Yes you crazy mofos will figure it out


Still a custodian and a single ln node at end of the day. Better than using WoS or alby tho 🙏


It pains me to say it after 3 years of building on it but I think lightning is ngmi, at least for non custodial pleb payments.

I think ark and liquid are fundamentally a more sound approach to L2 for end users.

If it REQUIRES the end user to run infrastructure, even if that is just a phone, it's going to be too janky to actually scale.

Not to mention that somehow lightning is already more ossified than L1...

If we continue down the custodian route people will get rugged or KYC d

I am ready for your hate, but this is my current take. Also would be happy to be proven wrong.

Now back to sshing into my node and working on chantools to recover a force closed channel utxo that lnd didn't report.

Totally easy for everyday users to solve if they run into this problem...


He will thank you for the privacy when he's grown up, good dad


Gm,

Friend sent me this from his office. He works for the government 🍁🇨🇦

This is a basket of tampons.

In the men's bathroom.

https://image.nostr.build/19807c8a2cecfda785053848c6ac8c1f5a01fe211adb596771f67471783b2220.jpg


So sorry for your loss. We can always rebuild. Praying for u 😂🙏


I got my 37 sats I'm set


In Canada where this happened, you can buy no KYC sats for 2% premium from bull bitcoin

Shakepay is a shitcoin company


One of many reasons why KYC is a plague on this industry

Nice list of people and addresses to rob just dropped

https://image.nostr.build/50ab2e88af847491096c636b5a5f5f25572a845b07482d7f54a94a772c6e98d0.jpg


nostr:npub1getal6ykt05fsz5nqu4uld09nfj3y3qxmv8crys4aeut53unfvlqr80nfm just went invite-only… 😮

https://blog.getalby.com/invite-only-alby-accounts-a-step-towards-focused-innovation/


No 🙏


But... Would


Redistribution = communism


The first inscription


Deepfakesweb.com


No but I'm a communist and redistribute most of the zaps I get 🇨🇳


Dm 👀


Smoke w cigarette to fight COVID?

You have my attention


Jesus fucking Christ 💀💀💀


When I saw my first perl script as a 10 year old lad, made a little change to it, discovered I can control what computers do, felt like a god


What is Iris selling to the viewers?


I legitimately didn't think there were Canadians out there who couldn't skate.

What's next, you can't speak French either???


Let's see it all sliced up!


Only dudes? Looks like I’m going to have to update this meme sooner than I thought https://i.nostr.build/jmRg.jpg


Yes......................


Twitter will always be Twitter

There will only ever be one X and it ain't you homie

https://media1.tenor.com/m/6X_wHRzkDuoAAAAC/x-gon-give-it-to-ya-dmx.gif


Steve jobs credits his studying of typography with the invention of the mac


He literally shills Iris energy who only product for consumers is it's stock - exit liquidity

Ledger we haven't seen the end yet, closed source stacks device will get people rekt

Swan Bitcoin moved customer funds from shitcoin custodian to shitcoin custodian and now blocks all coinjoins

I stand by it - avoid anyone who sponsors the show they all ngmi


Not that I know of, you're in uncharted territory 😂🚀🫡


This one gets me everytime

https://youtu.be/3yDUcuV9DrU?si=-Nu5m3GyalqvTGXd


Basically anything that sponsors Peter's show should be avoided like the plague

https://image.nostr.build/89c0d8080a0fe8386e4c4f70946ea0d28ded5541812c322e6c1de88ff357aecb.jpg


LMFAO GARY SEEMS SCARED

https://m.primal.net/HTsa.mp4


WON'T BE MAINTAINING THAT DOLLAR DOMINANCE MUCH LONGER BUDDY NGMI


Throw back to a year ago today

https://image.nostr.build/d8fbf705157b2e701c1e14274a8bb36ff9e4fa1c216759a4f130f9e6ca2e2723.jpg


Check out the lnd API, you can run queries on your txns 🫂🙏


Nostr.band


Nostr is very generous to me as well 🫡🙏🫂


Collaborative live-editing of Nostr documents

One guiding principle and one vague implementation idea

nostr:npub1gmm2ehusvs35zgh6pq84m8hkj4ea0ygy3c9j2e3slzhjjce3kmns5tdaz2 opened [this issue about collaborative editing](https://github.com/nostr-protocol/nips/issues/929) in the NIPs repo today, and since I was thinking about this same topic days ago I'll write my thoughts here.

These things can be achieved in multiple ways, but it seems to me that they will be more in the spirit of Nostr if we can come up with a scheme that is backwards-compatible with existing document formats (for example, kind 30023 Markdown articles) that allow these things to continue to be used as they are but also be enhanced with live-editing and other stuff.

## The idea

A generic CRDT-based scheme for editing stuff collaboratively can be created using ephemeral (kind 2xxxx) events. Clients can choose to only listen to CRDT-edit events only from previously-authorized people.

This scheme would exist on top of static parameterized-replaceable (kind 3xxxx) event documents, that would be saved and published every now and then during the edit session and in the end of it. This could work on top of normal Markdown articles (kind 30023), for example, but also on top of Notion-like documents, spreadsheets or richtext documents if we get a standard kind for these, or any other standard format.

## The flow

In the case of a Markdown document edit the flow would be something like:

1. Alice creates an event kind 30023 with `d` set to `"hello-world"` and starts writing.
2. In the process, she emits a bunch of `crdt-edit` (kind 21333) events to whoever is listening and wants to follow her writing process live.
3. Then Alice invites Bob to edit the document with her, she creates a `collaboration` (kind 31333) event informing others that Bob has some authority over her `"hello-world"` document too. Now people watching the document will also listen for `crdt-edit` events from Bob.
4. Alice is also listening for Bob's `crdt-edit` events and her client updates the document locally for her upon receiving those. Bob does the same with Alice's edits.
5. Every now and then, or when they stop editing, both publish their own event kind 30023 `"hello-world"`, these two versions can still be viewed by anyone "statically" while they're sleeping, and by clients that don't support the live-editing madness. Users will default to reading Alice's version, but if they are able to read the related `collaboration` event they may decide to check Bob's version to see if there is any update there.

Now suppose Bob starts editing the document again while Alice is sleeping:

6. Bob will have an updated document version and Alice won't, so when Alice comes back online she fetches Bob's updated document and sees it's different from hers. Here there are three possible ways to handle the situation:
  a. Alice just updates her local document to Bob's version -- this is fine for all the situations in which Alice hasn't edited her document too while Bob was sleeping and now they have diverged, for these situations there are two possible alternatives:
  b. Special relays keep the `crdt-edit` events for a while (these events are ephemeral by default, but nothing prevents some relays to choose to store them) and Alice can replay them when she comes online.
  c. Bob could have published a `packaged-crdt-delta` (kind 31334) event containing all the edits since the last time Alice had published a kind 30023 along with his last kind 30023 which Alice can then fetch and merge with her stuff locally. Alternatively, special relays can produce this document based on all the `crdt-edit` they receive. I'm not sure what option is better.

## The end

This is probably too confusing, so I'll refrain from commenting until there is some working code that proves it's possible. The [Automerge](https://automerge.org/) library seems to be a nice fit for making this stuff on top, even though it is a library and not a protocol that strives for backwards-compatibility like Nostr it might be a fine tradeoff for this specific use case.


Onlyfans incoming


So far I'm at 7,000,000 sats zapped to the nostriches 🫡

Zapping Goal: 10,000,000 sats 🫡🫡


If you run your own node, yes


No that's against the rules you have to pick


THE BANK RUNS CONTINUE


What would you prefer?

Seed oil or maggot oil?

https://image.nostr.build/9d20f3ff753e284fee6f740aa5468fe35cac5abf1f926e62fdfaff3a9d6b84ba.jpg


NO BUGS
NO POD
NO BLUE CHECK

https://www.cnn.com/2023/10/20/business/tyson-insect-ingredients/index.html


Odell in shambles


Threads Ngmi


Basically people who voted for Trudeau are now saying what a retard he is and how govt is responsible for inflation


That's not what I hear on the ground from everyday people


People around me are becoming a lot more based the worse the economy gets, a little late but they're getting it.

Faith in humanity is being restored 🙏


nostr:npub1az9xj85cmxv8e9j9y80lvqp97crsqdu2fpu3srwthd99qfu9qsgstam8y8 😂😂🚀


Can't pay for advertisements like these... Stay safe out there 😱 #bitcoin
https://video.nostr.build/2ca387be935a23a4b5a0c2383e8d976da8b01e8ac56af0c2b45903518b629a21.mp4


"I can calculate the motion of the heavens, but not the madness of men"

Issac Newton, one of the smartest men to ever live, famously said this after getting rekt in the stock market.

There is a lesson here for bitcoiners.


Don't let the broke bitcoiners convince you to look like shit to stack an extra 50k sats

Look good homie go get it


Hello little pumpkin


I would love the ability to react to zaps

Someone drops a nice little bomb I wanna give them a quick 🫂


Not watched Lex in a while but’s I’m here for this. https://youtu.be/DcWqzZ3I2cY?si=i9QChxNB26XWA2bR
#grownostr


No sir


I have been a hopium dealer and unrelenting bull while we got dumped on.

When we pump, I'm going to transform into a stoic humbleness dealer.

We must ensure we don't turn into Hunter Bidens with a green dildo in the bum


💀💀

https://video.nostr.build/a04a346cf1cc347b7082bbcea103854e778e6684c81a9b7ef5415aac2914452b.mp4


You can also not connect it to the Internet 🤔


This would almost be a good ad if they didn't make the problem even worse with shitcoins and NFTs

https://video.nostr.build/63ece878ddb6e29cd4cbbca403c0acaeacc88fe0268b3fdd47647a7c7e13df6c.mp4


Just had a breakfast burrito with this exact mix

10/10


Peasant normies don't even get zapped for shitposts

hfsp

https://image.nostr.build/668566eeea9b41c127ef8a255d9d55ea524503f2f474485e91eadbf7f6530b24.jpg


They are banned in multiple countries, very good sign they actually live up to the hype


More AI power in the hands of the people lfg 🙏💪

https://www.techradar.com/computing/cpu/intel-launches-core-ultra-processors-to-power-up-your-next-laptop-with-ai


Absolutely love this

https://video.nostr.build/18a81e2ad4246cce2af06387b5004f7e89d26aff6cd241cedd3d01eb55872936.mp4


How quickly they turn into new goals


I use Thunderbird+ proton bridge

Clunky but works


Another banger


Small amounts of time really compound over time. Just 1-2 hours per week you can have a huge archive of writing within 1-2 years. Please do it, you will not regret trying! Almost zero downside


Hmmmmmmmm 👀👀


Blank space is a banger


Lmaooo


American: it's a poutine, go on, tell me it isn't

https://image.nostr.build/5961334126590e17177b40f349df02a233f938459441ceac679a9e69b043f9f6.jpg


Build a website or YouTube channel, doesn't have to be a dream!


Yes auto software clunky as fuck no lies detected


Nah, I'm more of an 'increase your income' maxi than a no chair maxi


It's true, those v8s sound and feel like they're trying to kill you.

I was very close to getting it but really needed 4wd due to Canada 😔


This is a twin turbo V6, and it actually spanks the c63 V8!


AMG c43 😎🚀

Best car you've never heard of

https://video.nostr.build/810b05c2fda6db8613b32c68266790d778fb6832dfcdb75e3a5380f2e1952c5f.mp4


Every McDonald's in Canada sells poutine!

It's bad tho, please don't get it there if you ever come to Communism land


All day baby 🍁🇨🇦💯🚀

https://image.nostr.build/c9abe42ad87d8213fbb8a92a88752e8f6789e4839a57ab639897540b9a68f9dc.jpg


Yes it absolutely destroys putting sugar in, that is basic bitch sweetener


Poutine is fucking amazing, still can't believe it's not huge in USA, easily billion dollar+ opportunity to sell that to fatsos on scooters


I put maple syrup in my coffee because I'm Canadian 🇨🇦🍁


Correct 💯💯

Freedom to get rekt


Oh yeah she rips 😎

https://image.nostr.build/49e08fac82319ac811e54f31cad89fb13d43e397bdd744085ab19a19aeb4521a.jpg


Foss


🚗🚗

https://video.nostr.build/653f54c93aaf912d559468a0770d22976d3714f98436e636f8ba857f6f29d274.mp4


Any open source software is freedom tech

Doesn't have to be bitcoin or nostr


Probably made the man sad too, those sting when girl doesn't smile back 😔


nostr:npub1qny3tkh0acurzla8x3zy4nhrjz5zd8l9sy9jys09umwng00manysew95gx is this how it would look if someone tried to rob Bitcoin park? 😂


You don't like waiting 40 seconds for your inbox to load, and sending emails with no text even tho you just spent 5 mins writing an email? I love it. Best mobile app ever


Waiting for this for years but of course no Linux distro 😠

https://www.theverge.com/2023/12/14/24000696/proton-mail-desktop-app-mac-windows-encrypted


Steaks 😎


😂😂🤡🤡

My hardware wallet has a self destruct pin code, can you guess which one? 😎


Why do you like to carry so many guns? Isn't one good enough?


Apparently it's because men wear pants so tight now, they can't fit stuff in their pockets

nostr:nevent1qqsp7u53rcmv0ht7dhjc9z9vgs6fhdfwerq9p7qafuqf73mew283vfgprdmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujucnfw33k76twwpshy6ewvdhk6q3qutx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7803c2k986henvvha4thuwfkper4sxpqqqqqqz4zrg6s


Gm,

Apparently men wearing fanny packs around their chest is fashionable now


Used fake diversity job to scam $4 million lol

https://nypost.com/2023/12/13/business/ex-facebook-diversity-manager-pleads-guilty-to-bilking-4m-from-company-in-kickback-scheme-feds/


😭 https://image.nostr.build/5c9c459cfbc70c8b3db233867b92b531113ae29bcd2c3779912ab93f4733314e.jpg


Dinner is served

https://image.nostr.build/b9a0857d539b51afbb69831894c260594d0a229f853da312a97657fe66ff5e01.jpg


Booo carbs booo

I only eat them in the morning


Worked out hard today, time to eat hard too 💪

https://image.nostr.build/8bce934210c774b5ace53057eee70a9d9af181f7ae699931b93bb23f5a2b785e.jpg


He thought of everything, a different level, non human / time traveling level foresight


Nice I like boobs 🤗


Am I looking at boobs here


Bust right before the money bubble?


Ok I'll bite... What


Everyone thinks they will cut rates which makes me think they will raise them


Stacked an unhumble amount yesterday, dgaf 🫡


Banging pipe today🔥🧡

Gettin ready for new deployment!!
HGU Hashrate Go Up!!! 🚀🚀
https://image.nostr.build/fe27684770a2ac46500d9242c0f80da1a82eec2b886c79fa75bb6bfc5f224a78.jpg


Bitcoin Trading Cards Attempts To Make Influencer Circle Jerk Even Gayer
https://www.thebitcoinbugle.com/bitcoin-trading-cards-attempts-to-make-influencer-circle-jerk-even-gayer/


I am now a freelance bitcoin journalist, content creator and MC.

I stepped back from Cointelegraph as an employee on Monday.

Feels really really good.

I’ll earn less but it’s hopefully worth it.

I will still share content on their platform at times as I believe it’s worthwhile getting bitcoin only content on the largest crypto000 platform.

However, all documentaries, longer videos and educational/how to content will be published on my channels including Youtube.

Naturally I will be reaching out to sponsors. They must be bitcoin-first companies as well as products or services that I use on a day to day basis.

I’m also going to try to crack TikTok. I want to reach more normies in 2024.

Thank you for your support, Nostr frens.

You’ve been an important space for me to vent my frustration over the past year.

Ultimately, Nostr has helped me arrive at this decision.

Cheers to you all 💜


9th Gen CPU ain't that old!


No, they comb through every word satoshi has ever said

Now we don't even agree on the first line of it


I too am familiar with this


I don't think seeing bitcoin as money is deranged. And I don't think the devs or the community intended for pictures to be uploaded directly into blocks.

Using Bitcoin to buy NFTs is very different than putting NFTs directly on chain.

If anything it's sad after 14 years we don't know if we're money or cloud storage!

Love you tho ♥🙏


That would be fine, as the software is working as intended.

Yes fees do put a lid on it.

But people weren't putting extra things on blocks until the bug was introduced into the software.


True, would be better if people get hurt and go to jail


Yes that is a retarded waste. We have torrents and nostr. Bitcoin is money, not storage for your blog


I don't know if I could handle a god candle.

That much money could change a person no?

I kinda am having fun staying poor currently tbh


If Bitcoin is useful, this happens anyway. If it only survives by putting dick pics on it, then Bitcoin should fail.


I don't think of ordinals as spam, they are a bug and not how Bitcoin software was intended to work. And there's a difference between how something works and how it's used.

Use Bitcoin however you want to make transactions. But putting a picture on it isn't making a transaction, it's uploading arbitrary data, and paying less for blockspace through an exploit.


https://image.nostr.build/af120c87476a3e295d613e54dac791026b0125e6b288b5d2c05052211cad455c.jpg

#meme #memestr #nostrmemes #memes 821,017 🤙💜


Two bitcoiners fight over op_return size

https://video.nostr.build/663f6a3b9030879ddadf24c65a60bbc6bf19fc73d5ae6cf51a584da90e1342fa.mp4


Noooo my politician is better than yours rwaarrr! 😂🤡


Lmfao 😂


Can you shill nostr at a normie conference pls, its your job 🙏


Today's vibe

https://image.nostr.build/1000d7f5adcd29bea6e77c24b51384ccf44c02b48b2f746fcc55ac194cc80797.jpg


Perhaps😈🚀


Trumps dick is dry, go suck on it lad 🫡🐸


Thanks for the cheap sats, ♥ u

https://image.nostr.build/fa7d2c22f1b353d3ff2855269a31141ae4ce3b1a1969d00a427a52a1a0433813.jpg


They don't eat the steaks


Npc: why do you hate Biden so much, are you a trump supporter?

Me: no I hate Trump too

Npc: pick a side, you can't just hate all politicians

Me:
https://image.nostr.build/3853d1c76f847319565d11c0d43112e81248a481cfbdad0f57ae1fc5a0fa7812.jpg


GM Nostr https://video.nostr.build/e7e1d04932fc91d92d8d3cc9f62a0bbee397b9aad29ab808ff5a345e8546d32e.mp4


true. if the company didn't go down this path, the advertisers would leave. if they left, the business crashes and the hedge funds come in. the only path forward was a protocol that we didn't own or control, or going private. going private however does not address the long term problem, as there is still a single owner, no matter how great their intention (and I know Elon's intentions are great). https://x.com/jack/status/1349510769268850690?s=20


Yes, but not from government, they know your stack due to KYC on cashapp. But when you spend those coins, nobody knows where they come from.


Man, government sure made a mess of things.

That's why I'm voting for even bigger government to fix it!

https://image.nostr.build/c0e26405aa0c1c5d2c05f48db90b330ddc21d4738dc3bfc6d5ef63f2b2492b41.jpg


Nah they're a problem, there is a bug in the Bitcoin software that allows them


Gm norstr


When nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m was CEO of Twitter and Trump was president there were many calls to ban Trump from Twitter. There were many people demanding Trump be removed because either he violated the TOS or because they saw Trump’s tweets as dangerous.

While catching up over kombucha at the Square office, Jack mentioned some of these conversations and how there were compelling arguments on both sides. He asked lots of people what they thought twitter should do. So he asked me about Trump and other accounts, like Richard Spencer’s and the alt-right.

I’m very anti-Trump but I said I thought Jack shouldn’t ban him, because he’d face a shareholder revolt. Everyone said that it was Jack deciding things at Twitter and Mark Zuckerberg for the meta empire, but that wasn’t really true. The real power is in the money and that’s shareholders and advertisers.

I can only imagine what a hard and stressful job it would be to decide what can and cannot be said in the public sphere, as twitter effectively was at its height. It was an impossible job, one which shouldn’t exist. Jack did incredibly good at managing to find balance, and everyone hated his decisions because there was no right answer.

The reason for Bluesky, and now Nostr is to make it so no company or person has that kind of control. That the public sphere that is social media shouldn’t owned or controlled by any corporation or government. When something of value is held together without being ultimately owned by a person, organization, or government, the it is held in common.

What we’re building together on Nostr is a commons. By making it a commons that’s held up by our software and contrbution as users, we escape the trap that caught twitter.

A commons where we come together to make and sustain space.

A commons where we can do business freely without someone who can arbitrarily shut us down.

A commons where groups of users can decide the rules for themselves, and everyone doesn’t need to follow some universal set of opaque rules.


I am they, fear me


No.


Good post, thanks for sharing.

Nostr is 100% a better model than a company calling the shots!!


Good luck in the tournament 😎


Still can't believe people were selling us BTC for 16k because FTX scared them lmfao

https://media3.giphy.com/media/FA4ey94nxartK/giphy.webp?cid=6c09b952m19o4ofp531ed0ca4uklu4o2chn7759ayfp70lxp&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.webp&ct=g


He was great is House MD too! Sad 😞


Booo this man and his cryptocurrency


💀💀💀

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k1zraPn29dU


Same


10 BTC = 1 billion sats

I bet there are several billionaires on nostr 😎


Ooof bonk


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NOW THEY FIGHT YOU
Dec 12, 2023
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nostr:npub1hxjnw53mhghumt590kgd3fmqme8jzwwflyxesmm50nnapmqdzu7swqagw3 Elizabeth Warren introduces bill to extend Bank Secrecy Act requirements, including KYC rules, to miners, validators, wallet providers and others.
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nostr:npub1dergggklka99wwrs92yz8wdjs952h2ux2ha2ed598ngwu9w7a6fsh9xzpc The implications of outlawing bitcoin.
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nostr:npub12qz56plzehejkyp4waaannmnny4y4c30j8q55a3wlk49haslga2snypdx8 It's #backup day. Take some time to verify and review your backups, and think about ways to improve your systems for security and recovery.
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If you’re not yet familiar with (or need to review) how to safely store your bitcoin seed phrase backups, check out this guide from Unchained.
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nostr:npub1c37zfj85qq9g8a00e5hhatdw47u0j4phqf7lxd2068qp6lu9ykpshddaf4 if you aren't familiar with https://borderwallets.com go check it out. It's a different way to store your seed phrase, but also a way to think about different approaches to storing your seed phrase.
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Stay Classy, Nostr.


Why don't people trust the science anymore?

The science:

https://image.nostr.build/8ce9d7190ef47f396f52100a47818e62535e62fb26cbc9226d86522b9e6196e2.jpg


The only mask I'm wearing for the next pandemic psyop

https://image.nostr.build/3814bdbd1f46731c299add6e3664bb67ba41f809ac2da549e1524be9b9237ca7.jpg


Stacked an unhumble amount yesterday, dgaf 🫡


Corrupt politicians trying to ruin my beautiful country

I ain't fucking leaving

I will make them leave

https://image.nostr.build/c8553eba083dafd10cb61a14a48487b5f4e2d37c027d0da2876f2c510ea6be9f.jpg


The only politician I've ever respected

https://image.nostr.build/138516001e837f77f22b77881a8b202a989542e9a220348dd60d51c6d106f94a.jpg


This is true wealth and a huge flex


GM stinky doggo


“If what you have seems insufficient to you, then even you possess the world, you will still be miserable.”


Nodeless was only a few weeks away from launching liquid payments:(


g mizzle mah nizzles

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this is too good not to share 🤣🤣🤣 https://v.nostr.build/qqZg.mp4


Thanks to everyone who showed up!
It was a great experience to talk about Nostr in the Bitcoin Bay meeting.
Thank you nostr:npub1pfmh8z085zlwmwjtq6m4hrgwuw99vjcwkpdf9dr9kmjgfg985jfqu4665m for joining me and making it happen!
Our Toronto Nostr meet up will rock! See you all in January. 🤓😀

#nostr
#bitcoin
#grownostr
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Would


😘🍆POCAHONTAS
https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1734384235824214016/pu/vid/avc1/720x722/ViI7hmixxupfop2Z.mp4


Yolo


Onlyfans


Ty but you don't have a zap address!


Can you pls elaborate I will zap


I heard summers are actually shit because it's smokey all the time, is that true?


"The things you think about determine the quality of your mind. Your soul takes on the colour of your thoughts."

Consider not taking in so much war content, you'll feel better!


Lmfao "network error"

https://image.nostr.build/9d20597a54c4181c62f2314750f30c121c1a412d92a901a894bef870e84ba490.jpg


Lmao nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m based zap, I will continue to subvert Elon 🫡🫡