Why are you obsessed with Bitcoin?

https://image.nostr.build/911586f520422923b17ba4608bdec62c235ca80639f3a2cc747df67a2cbfee49.jpg


Hard money bias


😂😂😂

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THE NOSTR REPORT

ENISPAY UTTERBAY
Sep 14, 2023
Block Height: 807,643
Moscow Time: 37:53 ⚡/ $
V4V: 8 zaps, 1,600⚡
Top Zappers: 3-way tie nostr:npub1utx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7803c2k986henvvha4thuwfkper4s7r50e8 nostr:npub1jk9h2jsa8hjmtm9qlcca942473gnyhuynz5rmgve0dlu6hpeazxqc3lqz7 nostr:npub1ezw0xm0w52rd4yfdg9zlw9qvwdy46alzelklkefptrd203m37tuq4djmeg (420⚡ each)
Nostr Report is committed to V4V, thank you to our supporters.
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nostr:npub1v0lxxxxutpvrelsksy8cdhgfux9l6a42hsj2qzquu2zk7vc9qnkszrqj49 has deployed zap splits on Snort.social. Configure zaps to go to multiple recipients. See post for screenshots and details.
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nostr:npub1t0nyg64g5vwprva52wlcmt7fkdr07v5dr7s35raq9g0xgc0k4xcsedjgqv The $500k bitcoin transaction fee that was thought to be an error by PayPal was actually made by Paxos. In a statement they said that clients and end users were not affected and all customer funds are SAFU. 👀
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nostr:npub1n0sturny6w9zn2wwexju3m6asu7zh7jnv2jt2kx6tlmfhs7thq0qnflahe Nostur v1.6.0 is now available in the iOS App Store with lots of new features, including color themes, dedicated feeds for long form articles, media, and more.
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nostr:npub1lrnvvs6z78s9yjqxxr38uyqkmn34lsaxznnqgd877j4z2qej3j5s09qnw5 Lightning Tip Bot dev nostr:npub12rv5lskctqxxs2c8rf2zlzc7xx3qpvzs3w4etgemauy9thegr43sf485vg says routing is disabled for now due to ongoing issues with channel force-closures.
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nostr:npub1hcwcj72tlyk7thtyc8nq763vwrq5p2avnyeyrrlwxrzuvdl7j3usj4h9rq has reduced the transaction requirements for claiming a custom Lightning address. The new requirements are 10 LN transactions and 100K sats on-chain. (Previously it was 50 LN transactions and 1M sats on-chain.)
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nostr:npub1hxjnw53mhghumt590kgd3fmqme8jzwwflyxesmm50nnapmqdzu7swqagw3 Core Lightning v23.08.1: Bugfix Release
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nostr:npub10pensatlcfwktnvjjw2dtem38n6rvw8g6fv73h84cuacxn4c28eqyfn34f is working

people who would have gotten a fiat job are working on freedom tech

people who are working a fiat job are jumping to work on freedom tech

thanks nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m and nostr:npub1dergggklka99wwrs92yz8wdjs952h2ux2ha2ed598ngwu9w7a6fsh9xzpc


How is this not trending already


Dunno?

https://image.nostr.build/8ef21bc40995623e4782653d2f911d3b897cb8c1cac3b6184f228f4e43ef3f77.jpg


The rising star doesn't know about our huge zap volume


That's the neat part you can't


Pumping nostr, shaming blue checks and open source bitcoin development 🫡

If you bored at the fiat mines, here's yet another bitcoin podcast to listen to 😂

https://www.youtube.com/live/LekqtZU8bo8?si=udJOG60E27-Rn8xQ


VPN maximalism


Uh... alright maybe I am old, no idea what that means, but gonna assume it means ladies want me to father their children


Fr rn?


Wtf


On AI, UBI, creative destruction and the 90s

https://video.nostr.build/fc11b51e10935b2d7008f27bb312dd6af22147b69c553761b89a9dd2d247e371.mp4


Gm #coffeechain

https://image.nostr.build/b21edc84af03da0da6c3ceaed6505373d16ca654b9cd405360ced22224f6dc01.jpg


The benefit is self custody and privacy, still plenty beneficial if you put in the work


There are people out there who think everyday, non technical, non bitcoiners will run their own lightning nodes and everyone will be a cypherpunk

Even our best and brightest run into issues with lightning, what chance does the bakery down the street have?

This is why nodeless exists, so we can handle all these types of issues and businesses don't have to become lightning engineers to accept Bitcoin.

https://image.nostr.build/abbd00d9f05ecabec6db5039a58f435022efa1cb1e84e3a182490892eeb2647a.jpg


Gm from Canada today

https://image.nostr.build/27e755329da91c421e0c949ed90987735df5565da1c979c2beceaa5c4e466d8f.jpg


Brianna looks like Trinity from the matrix, but with a cooler hat


Maybe so but I still cringe to the max when I hear it


Gm #bonerchain


Me today

https://image.nostr.build/362aac11ab6b79fc35221375f158f4e08f7cfce2e1da3f3a404046dc85388e9a.jpg


I know islands voice when I hear it at the beginning of this video 😂


Gm

https://image.nostr.build/27e755329da91c421e0c949ed90987735df5565da1c979c2beceaa5c4e466d8f.jpg


Gn norstr


Find your Kenergy.

https://media.gleasonator.com/f43615bf2e2ce33f8c4c9ae15b9a723e17673e44b187e0b6564f9665d25bdf57.mp4


Looks amazing 😍


Yes


Was celebrating w/ my brother who became a Canadian citizen today 🥳


Without Uber eats I would die


The park do be like that


Wtf happened in 1971?

Dot com

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Uncle


Greetings fellow Torontonian


Clapping is clapping #bonerchain


lol


My weird purple avatar phase


No they get 12.5k each theoretically spin

They get $50k if they win 😎

Basically this:

https://image.nostr.build/2c772f3b5dacf795cf8270dbf878d4d215acb8c37e7d259561ec4cc6b6a88052.jpg


Hue'll sorry typo


If hue choose thousands of times on average you'll get 12.5k each try


Buttier

https://image.nostr.build/4f6b98ba572b32dba7630d1261b9c7e9df42d97189b5f1ab32755d46492d5e2e.jpg


#memes #meme #memestr
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Anyone cyber security/hackers in the house, pls DM, friend needs help 🙏


It's a free 2500 expected value duh


https://image.nostr.build/3cd62c06a6845fa8878dcde182c82c2d7b9a42cfccd171ccd39ef6b4e687e00c.jpg

#penisbutter


Just put it in your mouth go on


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#penisbutter


A terabyte ain't shit anymore


Nostr is the signal 🍆🧈


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#penisbutter


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#penisbutter


#penisbutter
https://i.nostr.build/vD3l.gif


Which one of you fuckers bought penisbutter.lol


That's why you'll always be our egirl queen 👑, OG af


nostr:npub1nxy4qpqnld6kmpphjykvx2lqwvxmuxluddwjamm4nc29ds3elyzsm5avr7 is it art? Is it passion? 🤔


Bullshit on norstr typos


#PenisButter
https://image.nostr.build/64f3b9ad1113565093fc37150298c4fddf5455e8af9207a8825b166d216f31b6.jpg


When you can't afford #penisbutter

https://image.nostr.build/4ff5b9706b3119ea84f408277c399327d20a437c4edcdc28182e1e483ee6fadd.jpg


I have an app that fixes this, coming soon 🙏


I think they started their own shitcoin and made it big 🙏🙏


Great rip, legends! nostr:npub1l2vyh47mk2p0qlsku7hg0vn29faehy9hy34ygaclpn66ukqp3afqutajft nostr:npub1h8nk2346qezka5cpm8jjh3yl5j88pf4ly2ptu7s6uu55wcfqy0wq36rpev

https://youtu.be/WtpY_pQ3zcI?si=5V1Q_wXqJQAZechF


Not too much penis butter, it feels weird in your mouth


Only nostr could make a potentially hyper dirty term like #penisbutter be cute and wholesome 🥰


Remember when we were rich

https://video.nostr.build/c17c53518dd01804ecb1640516afc9b9326b7c9cb8aefc04741418247515e870.mp4


Penis Butter: too much feels weird in your mouth


My timeline

https://image.nostr.build/5043bdedd3d1a4a21b6f29f02fdaebe5d67d650d95cf763ebf6bce814966e605.jpg


Sigh


Do you think we should start users off with user/pwd sign up and let them discover the "advanced" feature of nsec exports? 🤔


Skank because you don't like porn bros, makes sense, very logical


Here's one for the haterz

https://image.nostr.build/704587f22e843d7536d370ccaeaddcf0dbdad67bf7d8cf687e19c4db2e798927.jpg


Don't fucking tell me what to do


Nice little rip with the legend nostr:npub1h8nk2346qezka5cpm8jjh3yl5j88pf4ly2ptu7s6uu55wcfqy0wq36rpev , thanks for having me homie 🙏


Running zraid1 on mine 🫡


I dunno if it will allow Tor tbh


I use a cloudflare tunnel, so only cloudflare can see my IP, and they do ddos protection and stuff. So I don't worry about it


Here's what I really think about the aliens psyops:

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Over the next week ☄ comet Nishimura will make its closest approach to Earth in over 430 years, passing within 78 million miles. The last time it visited us, telescopes hadn’t been invented yet. It’s your one chance to see it in multiple lifetimes. #scistr
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Sure


I'll allow it if you write it in php


Strfry


Proof of 64

https://image.nostr.build/004db6f58d8bbb8f948049daf86a70ecc1f87b85fa66ddab5001bc0016571952.jpg


I put this relay on a 64 core PC and y'all can't even break 0.5% CPU usage smh

wss://public.relaying.io


THE NOSTR REPORT

ROASTED
Sep 13, 2023
Block Height: 807,479
Moscow Time: 38:27 ⚡/ $
V4V: 15 zaps, 13,923⚡
Top Zapper: nostr:npub1cj8znuztfqkvq89pl8hceph0svvvqk0qay6nydgk9uyq7fhpfsgsqwrz4u  (6,969⚡)
Nostr Report is committed to V4V, thank you to our supporters.
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nostr:npub1tvqc82mv8cezhax5r34n4muc2c4pgjz8kaye2smj032nngg52clq0rkrq4 and nostr:npub1hqaz3dlyuhfqhktqchawke39l92jj9nt30dsgh2zvd9z7dv3j3gqpkt56s welcome #Plebchain legend nostr:npub1fnn2h0tgm2mwnl0kar5ez25wztum2w0q0rrrf326n0ljn999znwsqf4xnx as their featured guest on this week's nostr:npub14kw5ygpl6fyqagh9cnrytyaqyacg46lzkq42vz7hk8txdk49kzxs04j7y0 . Join them as they discuss climbing Mount Kilimanjaro, the Proof of Work Academy, and Music among other based topics. This Friday at 5:45 EST (UTC -4) at:
https://nostrnests.com/plebchainradio
nostr:note12ddy0alzf9mqw8yle8xxfyku54qa4f7n0p92vpw4ttv867zrekesslfsw2

nostr:npub1eequz6v23szzyx9utphsh8kg6kll50wte6sfh4vah8gdjtplcz6qg7at9s This is the future of V4V. Check out the Phantom Power Music on Fountain - where independent artists are featured and listeners can zap them.
nostr:note100m3saj5527c3hdrpmgj6quj9vgwfegcsazk5c42dp2ucgkmgqdsl7dzev

nostr:npub17069lhtwe279umwker069lcp33aqdgew70tn5q8cu2avml3sxpsqcu8hgu Are you a dev? Check out the Legends of Lightning 2 hackathon, organized by #FulgurVentures, with a prize pool of ₿2.5. See linked note for additional info and to register.
nostr:note14e3spw970adnghmf6t64mt67mxpl0jd875n8g66pt6k6qrra0pxq5mwdrn

nostr:npub1relayng8dfsg3kd0fepkgnl3z25m90jcg27zw9wkwf7tfpd93rasvffghm Announces major updates, including a new public relay, lower pricing, and the ability to import notes to your own private relay in one click 🔥
nostr:note1qa3gphf5x9vssh8rq8k46z370adlre4tzuu7740jkmwnq3tv2neq3ffstj

nostr:npub1w4dsvkv5hq73p4wm6gadpcxs6fwshcys44f5tnnzze2g3hfs2p0qn23vhw will be talking with nostr:npub1utx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7803c2k986henvvha4thuwfkper4s7r50e8 , Relaying.io creator and BTCPay contributor, today at 7pm EST (UTC -4), to discuss BTCPay Server and Lightning network. See note for more info and to let them know what questions you have.
nostr:note1ewkccf8ymxp7ydxh8a3m8uvsfz63mmtnwdnh3rt99eykgryt60rqhk8fas

nostr:npub1vktdqqwunms2axujjp7ujqz5vgycfg3p8zdgn68v63nqs38puhksjf5s3g Bull Bitcoin, in partnership with nostr:npub14f26g7dddy6dpltc70da3pg4e5w2p4apzzqjuugnsr2ema6e3y6s2xv7lu, is now the first exchange in Costa Rica 🇨🇷 allowing users to use SINPE Movil, the country’s primary payment system, as a fiat on-ramp. 🔥https://w3.do/-dQBp3SY
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nostr:npub16vrkgd28wq6n0h77lqgu8h4fdu0eapxgyj0zqq6ngfvjf2vs3nuq5mp2va #Nostrasia has over 900 signups so far! Join the event in Tokyo, Hong Kong, or virtually, Nov 1-3. See note for registration link. Tickets are free.
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nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m invites nostr:npub1sn0wdenkukak0d9dfczzeacvhkrgz92ak56egt7vdgzn8pv2wfqqhrjdv9 to appear at #Nostrasia virtually 🫡
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nostr:npub17tyke9lkgxd98ruyeul6wt3pj3s9uxzgp9hxu5tsenjmweue6sqq4y3mgl drops a huge new release (0.7.0) with reproducible builds, and major speed, camera, and control improvements. Zap their post, all donations are forwarded to their development fund for Seedsigner contributors. 💨
nostr:note1tw508y5rlhn8lufps5agyjvpxt2z0hf4f3fpyyg7hr2hhf7n3jdsp2ne6a

nostr:npub1zfss807aer0j26mwp2la0ume0jqde3823rmu97ra6sgyyg956e0s6xw445 is improving Lume's onboarding prices based on #nostrdesign reviews. 👩💻
nostr:note12k2anjmc0zcspswle9md9w6dwzuc65fu8rs22cqzf0vsvaqa54fqkx08cu

nostr:npub1sy70twa0vadtk8hjs6wt2hmfszduj04tw78ccs3ktmr9u99mfmqsj62srx announces Keys.Band, a NOS2X fork with an updated UI/UX and support for multiple accounts, allowing you to log-in with NIP-07 while storing your key locally. 🔐
nostr:note1ecp9kpf9y66d7t55gdumwnhzf554z4z9dv2fqa2rgexdfu7ljupq06cj00

nostr:npub1ghzp7g0peac4lfkeegst3cqz546dk7a5n6twazvrf3nd432yddaqa3qtwq announces Flycat v0.2.4 release: multiple filters on home page, also search is enable now. See note for details. 🏗
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nostr:npub12rv5lskctqxxs2c8rf2zlzc7xx3qpvzs3w4etgemauy9thegr43sf485vg encourages lightning devs to adopt a new change the LNURL-pay spec that makes it more easily compatible with CLN. The GitHub shows that the change has support among devs of several popular wallets.
nostr:note15038wma9uh34cdtnr5jcx766r2n57gv57hcml9kq6r2ee2mu6qvqm80nfx
And nostr:npub1hcwcj72tlyk7thtyc8nq763vwrq5p2avnyeyrrlwxrzuvdl7j3usj4h9rq announced on Nostr that they have already implemented the change.
nostr:note1u9tml9x6f43plfmc3su8zjtc65d33m56eduxv6fpy46lwlfpukvsyqy5k8

nostr:npub1cmmswlckn82se7f2jeftl6ll4szlc6zzh8hrjyyfm9vm3t2afr7svqlr6f NostrNet’s note extension is now live. Take notes, save them locally, and post them to Nostr whenever you are ready.
nostr:note1g6k8ggwk4kdqt7flpn8z4pcmvqdksa8lhzx7sv2g9fjppyklcc4s2lpwvh

nostr:npub1jg552aulj07skd6e7y2hu0vl5g8nl5jvfw8jhn6jpjk0vjd0waksvl6n8n Listen to nostr:npub1qg8j6gdwpxlntlxlkew7eu283wzx7hmj32esch42hntdpqdgrslqv024kw discuss new innovations Blockstream is bringing to #bitcoin mining.
nostr:note1t0j9h9u8rxf06a6vq8ldnlgqfhkg0ckg7d9hxx9l34rp9zaep7rs2pccg2

nostr:npub1rxysxnjkhrmqd3ey73dp9n5y5yvyzcs64acc9g0k2epcpwwyya4spvhnp8 drops a new tutorial on self-hosted nostr:npub1exv22uulqnmlluszc4yk92jhs2e5ajcs6mu3t00a6avzjcalj9csm7d828 using nostr:npub126ntw5mnermmj0znhjhgdk8lh2af72sm8qfzq48umdlnhaj9kuns3le9ll 💬
nostr:note1sx9wqeur6h0e0vxn6hkwgtzqe795nm4g8j34sayhq4u69jez9h0sl532m7

nostr:npub137c5pd8gmhhe0njtsgwjgunc5xjr2vmzvglkgqs5sjeh972gqqxqjak37w announces new layout for Nostr.build "free view" and "vew all" pages. See note for more details.
nostr:note17zhfkaqkcnda07w4u8svm7m7jnmpvyk02ca5c4w5aa0zc2zgjg4qjlpe7u
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⚡nostr Business⚡
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nostr:npub1h0fd5xu8rfhwdkkjr78ssdhm7rdjyf97hhjqr9acwv77ux0uvf8q23kvcg gives update on Bitcoin Sranan's Fruits For Sats program which teaches kids in Suriname about Bitcoin with NFC cards. See the linked note to learn more, and for info on how to support the project.
nostr:note1ajcjt2hcatmw8awxpk382qfupr2flktzn6r47nspng3yj95u6ykswqfrtx

nostr:npub1cj8znuztfqkvq89pl8hceph0svvvqk0qay6nydgk9uyq7fhpfsgsqwrz4u Coinbase CEO announces their decision to (finally) integrate #lightning into the exchange.
nostr:note1dvpglukc9he25v8rjcjdquh7qfuzjpqal0r86casv4te69t2gajq395ecp

nostr:npub10awzknjg5r5lajnr53438ndcyjylgqsrnrtq5grs495v42qc6awsj45ys7 Vitalik gets sim-swapped and attackers accessed his X.com account to share a malicious link that drained victims of over $690k in shitcoins. 🤡
https://w3.do/Ek3fNZZe
nostr:note142fw5k8gyvwmqyvaw0m8g9fcc0f47f636est2zv5qve53nuj2ueqga8kgs

nostr:npub1x36ywys202q3y0cnrt8aj9cgm54ctt9qu6scv37xe254j98y2umquhlsth U.S. CPI Jumped to 3.7% in August, More Than Expected
nostr:note14hg3tec6ly027lzcwgvt8n5ep6hldxnp4ssn2chdshvz2u9gwcdqxndv4p
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🔥🔥Meme of the Day🔥🔥
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nostr:npub1jk9h2jsa8hjmtm9qlcca942473gnyhuynz5rmgve0dlu6hpeazxqc3lqz7 nostr:npub1earna05hx6ax38r33h3atmecjzdu547m8suw87w70aw6mlyga4hsqcja5j asked to get roasted and this is our favorite.
nostr:note130ezhs8ahqy58v5g0fty5xhadmyqn0f8lxfgew7fmvm6nc3fu0cs9mcks3
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Stay Classy, Nostr.
https://nostr.report


That would be retarded, biologics is ass for space travel, too fragile

Trust me I'm an aerospace memegineer


Proof of attempted zap, still counts

https://image.nostr.build/c1af7fab3afd267ae05ed2b2b9e5fbaecd0f87efcf39d3908d70b280808b4dc0.jpg


Gm, bullish on Bitcoin Park 🏞


Whenever government starts talking about aliens

https://image.nostr.build/a7e2084203240ae62236425bfe4c32abe0bdf1c4bec611ad8fa9b9a1176dde88.jpg


If there are aliens, they would send drones/AI, something non biologic that doesn't get rekt by radiation duhhh


Lol


I know this is one of your wives

https://image.nostr.build/05822445d1f83d74e609af47458617c8572bc99a39b1a2fa6fa8b04a0e0457c8.jpg


Coinbase and Binance adding lightning is going to be VERY good for the payments business 😎

The bitcoin payments business that is

Gonna suck ballz for fiat payments 🔥🔥


Can't ever touch nostr:npub137c5pd8gmhhe0njtsgwjgunc5xjr2vmzvglkgqs5sjeh972gqqxqjak37w level of fandom so I don't even try


Gm,

Going on two podcasts today, no big deal

Soon I will be as famous as nostr:npub1jk9h2jsa8hjmtm9qlcca942473gnyhuynz5rmgve0dlu6hpeazxqc3lqz7

https://image.nostr.build/2d49ec8357d4ca60cafe4d608820711079284603f679e9aa1886b3a835780605.jpg


Today at 7PM Eastern, we welcome nostr:npub1utx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7803c2k986henvvha4thuwfkper4s7r50e8 to the show to discuss Btcpay Server, the #LightningNetwork and #Bitcoin. Let us know if you have any specific LN related questions you want to be asked.

https://www.youtube.com/live/LekqtZU8bo8?si=43nc9iyuteL50F0B


what's worth doing is worth doing well sir


Doesn't even get naked on the pole, horrible stripper, would not tip


Gn morstr

https://video.nostr.build/b7f7a1a3523b6f4d73ac99050154b6832ed0ed47d0f302284ab0d25b38ecf7c3.mp4


Our of context business card


Rap now

https://video.nostr.build/eee51a7917efcce33dfd73d6413fa5ee25b3f54fecadf8081a8966cd38251964.mp4


Weed makes you too passionate about cln


🙏🙏

Glad I have a merged PR on your project, maybe I'll get to do more


I only got called a pimp when I tried


Destroyed, completely devastated


🔥 EPIC ANNOUNCEMENT 🔥

New Look, New Pricing, New Products 🫡

=====

We have been hard at work with a new version of relaying.io !

Excited to announce the following changes are now live:

1. We launched a high powered, high availability public relay. Anyone can connect at:

wss://public.relaying.io ✅

2. You can now import all your old notes to your private relay in one click!

3. We have lowered our pricing from $9/mo to $7/mo for the basic relay. Now way cheaper than a blue check, which is the benchmark.

4. All relays have a minimum of 2 vCPUs. We've also been tuning configurations and now only support strfry. This greatly improves performance and stability and allows us to focus on the fastest relay implementation for our clients.

5. All of our existing customers have their relays extended a year from today. Meaning all your service up to now is on us 😎. We will also be sending you a $25 rebate to account for the lower prices now.

Launch your own private relay today: relaying.io

Any questions? Ask below 👇


Nice work! 🙏🔥


Why we so old

This was a banger


I rewarded the top roaster too ;) gotta find the 100k zap

I’m still cool dw 🤘


I was really into 50 cent mix tapes from before his breakout 😂


Nope. Now I believe I'm some kind of digital freedom fighter


I want it to work so very badly


Part of me thinks it's 4d chess to keep the roast going but now they don't have to pay


When I was 13 I thought I was a gangsta and pumped this song

https://video.nostr.build/42d23e47e80fb75b3a3aa439834ba71810910c6e6da1bffac9be517d00e7936f.mp4


If you donate your time to Bitcoin, doors will open 🙏


#bonerchain


I like the nostr:npub1earna05hx6ax38r33h3atmecjzdu547m8suw87w70aw6mlyga4hsqcja5j team I'm not gonna pile on ☺


Nostr only 🧘


Mr robot


Expensive wine is a psyop confirmed

https://www.odditycentral.com/news/2-70-supermarket-wine-wins-gold-medal-at-international-wine-contest.html


Not sure how helpful I can be, I don't know anything about join market. But I can play with it


It's getting serious, have to get your privacy and tech locked down!


I committed to nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m to doing 100 hours of work on open source bitcoin projects for his help with nodeless

Here are my PRs to btcpayserver since then, and have made several updates to packages I maintain as well.

Just thought I'd show some proof of work 🙏🫡

https://image.nostr.build/5505ec19f8927a78a68c7f418a733c59544c7fb810559567dbf28ffb1063d0fc.jpg


Private relays on the other hand... we do guarantee all your notes are up as long as your subscription is active


No guarantees or sla whatsoever on the public relay, it's a donation to the community right now, so maybe 🫡


Join the dark side and become bi-os-sexual


Now just have to remember to f12 on every boot 😂


I slapped another SSD in PC with Windows, Linux gaming officially impossible


😂😂😂

https://image.nostr.build/aad5c4946e101c2acc5eed3146f15c42fd80235469f33b4cb3bcf1f4d84517fe.jpg


How did you manage to rug a roast


Just sort of slow, notifications sometimes don't work, hosting your own server is buggy, just wasn't good experience for me


Kinda bearish on simplex tbh, UX is just too janky, my friends and family never gonna use it


If you want a free and based relay:

wss://public.relaying.io


We're finally on Nostr! 🙌


Think about boobies for a bit they're cool too


I can't believe nobody else is posting to #bonerchain smh


It's making me wanna vote for whoever is currently in power

https://image.nostr.build/2fce20bd899b837128b71ee56926dd566ea36ff324e6037e62b9fc395d22634a.jpg


Slap a used SSD in that bad boy and you're off to the races. Mac is too valuable for a node, id much rather have the sats 🫡🫡


Damn 22% is serious


When you send 1000 sats, yes. It's for larger transactions, that's why we have the 100 sat fixed fee, to discourage small txns


Food prices are coming down around me seems like


I like it


I thought bcash was better in 2018 because low fees are good duh


You are still on the mission, respect.

I'm probably just gonna make something that makes PowerPoint easier or something


My next project is gonna be AI saas for normies.

Sorry y'all but time to make real money now 😂


Thank you to everyone who supported us by ordering a relay today ☺

We won't let you down 🫡🫡


Finished all seasons in 3 days ez


Me

https://image.nostr.build/de766a7acc34cd1615c6c3d06b7c417db41e53d739e90dcc49536cf6470de7f8.jpg


Please tell me foraging in your own home


Doo, hoda Doo, door, hold da door, hold da door, hodor, hodor 😭😭😭


Sell it, buy an even cheaper PC for $50, stack sats with the rest

Ppl pay too much for MacBooks and offer no advantage for a node over a much cheaper pc

Imho


This isn't hosted on your blog tho


Isn't the skin soggy like that? 🤔


What is your 21 Michelin star way to prepare skin on, bone in chicken thighs? #asknostr


Pg good 👍


#meme #memes #memestr
 https://image.nostr.build/97427fe20c477fa6873903c260ac09ac5994c4a9ca1f286994dcc0c82247676d.jpg


I have park fomo right now


LFG team


Yeah they're not nice.

This angle tho 😂


nostr:npub1lrnvvs6z78s9yjqxxr38uyqkmn34lsaxznnqgd877j4z2qej3j5s09qnw5 said he wants more #footstr so here's another Tarantino classic

https://image.nostr.build/66f33a701d1c517eee7e8abbf7913070d838bea2cd5b5e1e4c6019a89d83039f.jpg


I would be with you if I didn't just watch a billion people out diapers on their face for no reason, they will comply with all orders, no questions asked

I will see you at the gulag


Or #footstr posts

https://image.nostr.build/5f32fa57cc4c42d79258a662322149d9e2115263866478b19f9036054400ed8f.jpg


I think the closer reality is chainanalysis gets more advanced and they auto calculated your capital gains and then send to gulag if you don't pay tbh


Basically need VMs with 8gb-24gb gpu attached so I can run my own models, spin up and spin down via API, bill per second?


I own lots of shitcorns but they're shitty because I have to be careful and aware of them


I'm not that classy rather drink mayonnaise


KYC sats should be called shitcorns anyone with me??


Cashu LNURL

Service that allows users to sign up for an ln address via nostr. Sats paid to this address are minted as cashu tokens of the users preferred mint and direct messaged to them via nostr.

https://github.com/thesimplekid/cashu-lnurl


Cashu, ln and rust.

I just nutted


No


Wish I was at nostr:npub1theparkprcs70dcs437ke9zzwsr6u60f8flu7rg28m30438aep9sd94dha right now 😭


I need to rent


Toward an Open GPU Mesh: https://gputopia.ai/intro

Sell us your GPU cycles for Bitcoin — beta live now: https://gputopia.ai/beta

⚡🤖🤙


https://image.nostr.build/48e4612a85ace06c30a6a4c5cb1c93a59ab59433bef1359a8ed149a7e884ab12.jpg

#meme #memestr


I haven't implied that anywhere. All I've said is that I will store your notes forever (so long as you pay) and manage all the tech stuff.

It does solve the problem of using public relays that do delete notes eventually.

I don't have any rules for the relays, if you pay for it you can put anything you want on it.

Sure maybe using a big paid relay solves this too, that's great, I hope people use that. I use that too.

But now you're implying that I'm deceiving people, and to what end? To make $2/mo?

Some people like having their own relay, there's nothing wrong and scammy about that.


Local backups = too hard/inconvenient for newbs

Rebroadcasting = no guarantees/sla of storing your notes long term

Multiple big relays = that works too, but many only allow 500 note queries at a time, maybe don't honor delete note requests, subject to their spam filters if any...

But maybe most importantly, you don't see me jumping on your notes and shitting on what you try to build, last I checked I literally donated hundreds of thousands of sats to you to work on your own service.

A little respect between builders would be nice. Not sure why you're like this.


Outdated knowledge, bad cholesterol is a response to inflammation (usually from eating carbs), it's not from eating eggs


The benefits of private relays won't be felt for another year or so when you can no longer find some of your old notes.

But we'll be ready to serve you at relaying.io 🤝😎


Too many games don't work, it's worth it!

Plus get to keep those sweet cuda cores for AI stuff on Linux, no need to radeon


My standard of living has increased tremendously by just adding a second ssd to my PC for windows

Trying to make windows stuff work in Linux is ngmi


Fiat foodies will say this is unhealthy

https://image.nostr.build/fc3751b7ae9f78d11e0d3fc91f15e7d35d4105ac686f901cb2df8c519b05dea7.jpg


nostr:npub1clk6vc9xhjp8q5cws262wuf2eh4zuvwupft03hy4ttqqnm7e0jrq3upup9 👀👀


Private relay + highlighter 🤝


I like to cook too... but cannot stand cleaning 😭


Is it obvious I'm a bachelor

https://image.nostr.build/3c2dcee19346aab661924d6f4d1e139451a5e8b2efd2b53f9b48a4e47754943a.jpg


No I'm sensitive 😊


Hmmm maybe so, strfry rejecting a lot of the sigs


Man you guys are cold blooded at roasting.

Remind me never to ask nostr to roast me.


Didn't stack yesterday and I could have...

I get what I deserve


On certain relays and clients, looks like yes


More likely lazy/hacky


Looks like a lot of clients and relays aren't validating signatures.

My note import tool has found hundreds of notes served by relays with invalid signatures...


Given that I believe you shouldn't treat people differently based on race, I am already considered racist


This was pretty scary to get at a glance

Thankfully just jury duty, not going to jail yet

https://image.nostr.build/9e66ce5504c2e5b3536e0393d26109ba73c76e923e86155996c9fa0be7ba87c9.jpg


lots of people in nashville - may fuck around and rip a dispatch in a few hours

https://citadeldispatch.com


If nodeless is ever forced into doing KYC or chain analysis, I will just shut it down.

There are lines I will not cross.


It's making fun of influencers who think their social media posts do anything


Can probably find a used one super cheap for like $20, then have a hot spare 🤠


Their very tiny bags


Are you ... a... fudge packer?


#footstr #bonerchain


When a 2021 top buyer with 0.03 BTC tells me I shouldn't spend Bitcoin

https://image.nostr.build/9ed2674da698201a98fdf16b9cb5db100c4c7fbc0a00c1213720fe219d939095.gif


Congrats man! Enjoy the farm and never feel bad about using Bitcoin as money. It just raised your standard of living, that's the whole point


Guys.. I’ve made one of the biggest decisions of my life.  I’ve sold a portion of my BTC to buy a farm.  It’s incredibly bitter sweet.

On one hand, it’s a terrible time to both sell Bitcoin and purchase property.  But on the other hand, it’s dream land.  As much water as I could possibly use and fertile land with a small established vineyard and orchard.  Plenty of outbuildings with concrete floors and 3 phase power.

I have a modest job,  dca into btc and have a couple home miners.  I’ll be moving in with family and things will be tight for awhile.

I’ve wanted my own land for as long as I can remember. Moving and selling bitcoin was incredibly easy and worry free. Once it went to USD and got to the banking system, it was frustrating and nerve racking.  I couldn’t wait get the down payment to the title company.

It was a great example of how superior Bitcoin is to USD in just terms of moving it around, let alone it’s store of value and permission less nature.


Not that I can read. But making them feel more sketch and overcompensatey


And then go on Twitter and shit allover Bitcoin:/


Does swan really have 60 devs working for them?

I know nostr:npub1l2vyh47mk2p0qlsku7hg0vn29faehy9hy34ygaclpn66ukqp3afqutajft counts as at least 30 but he doesn't work there anymore


One of the first problems #lightning #node operators usually face is not having channels with incoming liquidity.

You need other #nodes to open a channel to yours in order to have the ability to receive sats AND send them.

This is where we come in! Just DM us  at any time and we'll provide you with a free 1m sat channel (or even larger capacities).

Boost this note to get zapped ⚡500⚡sats.


I'm jealous! I love it there


Just waiting for west coast to wake up 😂


If she's lucky maybe you'll give her write access to your relay


Did people really call cigarettes "fags" back in the day? 😂

We should bring this back


If you're curious why rising star boy keeps talking about how Bitcoin is a failure and sTaBLEcOiNs are the future...

He's Just another bitcoiner who couldn't resist the get rich quick print your own tokenomics of crypto

Stay humble and stack sats

https://image.nostr.build/dba97a6bf6ad4cdf5ea1bbf2c3dcd5cc8240b213560623983963b541aea0cd74.jpg


#meme #memes #memestr
 https://image.nostr.build/69f90d4522bcbf68c664e5040b50ac784041207099c01d5df869ab69ab6b2dcf.jpg


Gm,

This is an especially nice shitcoin to watch die.

Turns out pumping men full of soy is a bad business.

https://image.nostr.build/47273979322ae3253195c67f405199a32e7b89d30327dc95221c29ae5d9c3710.jpg


Gn nostr, exciting announcement incoming tomorrow 🫡


Relaying. 🤙 https://image.nostr.build/b62ccc2d03994ad7afa9f011338d743cfd26fc2d83e8995c812169f8cae48be8.jpg  nostr:note1dwpzva77wr03eyepm5f7e6htal9z5z9sxp0e6mqxscggavahg4qq3cfd50


Wow juicy routing fee batman

https://image.nostr.build/4b8cc80f88bbb923490fcd644e244958025e7fc7acf463b615805fabc1a9d2eb.jpg


It is run by a conspiracy theorist


Can some frens help me test, please add this relay:

wss://public.relaying.io


🫡🫡🫡 congrats man


Nostr Plebs now has over 5,000 unique registered Nostr addresses 👀


And communism is evil and always devolves into genocide

They should just go to north Korea if they like Marxism so much tbh


Spotted in Toronto

https://image.nostr.build/9c664eed723454df2e7fd095d3fa7c4f50745049f6cfd0a3a360b513e3f0f23c.jpg


It looks cool but too rss 🙏🤔


Problematic communist problem on blue sky


Don't buy right now pls not ready


Yeah this is small business internetz


New internet who dis?

https://m.primal.net/HLDE.png


Bruh, you still worried about the price?

https://image.nostr.build/3ddc838376d289f2a87752b951a88366694283bec57a63b0a32ed16f9d4f44dd.jpg


They talking about how necessary it is and how good it is for the economy to not be able to afford anything


VERY FUNNY how that works

https://image.nostr.build/d25d59140fcd1c9d826df1797a30668f2dcde8ddc3f03230d5c8dd13da3c2197.jpg


We need Odell up there!


Medium of exchange

https://image.nostr.build/192396d9e08dcdeee1277a863c64e97d97a3d7cb447e6873104d8d35741d0e04.jpg


Epstein also didn't kill himself

https://image.nostr.build/d03a51a14b896fe5be127574efda41f9c6de196519d7f47e2281e5b92bd1faf0.jpg


genuine question

is there anyone who doesnt believe 911 was an inside job?


#footstr legend

https://image.nostr.build/05a1a2987b9aba3f8c9c2cfb6c05aa95262774f133b8743f1ae0736c404028f7.jpg


Bitcoin companies being bailed out by XRP was not in my bingo card.

What a timeline


Finding out new facts about 9/11 🧐🔎

https://image.nostr.build/6801967b2a79f81624189944d57d3719585d11caad650b26b121e7448b9d0f6a.jpg


The government response to every crisis:

https://image.nostr.build/a4b386233d3dad294e3ac56cea592770ddf337663fcea7a99ecb2bcbacc412b2.jpg


You just have to become bisexual


Urgh mempool fees haven't come down in a while :/

Been patient but gonna have to fomo open channels at 25sat/vB I guess 🤷


Big boy KYC chainanalysis $22k/mo ln solution with no customers gets to go on TV

Why


When your company is just a wrapper for a shitcoin backend

https://image.nostr.build/d9b528cef1a573e159c0879d55b11630bef20d6f392f3d5c4fee22e4258c0fab.jpg


Mood

https://image.nostr.build/32a980a370814e0c427c8e4a14bb47cf1e99b82d4944a404dd809c8aa324f77f.jpg


No idea what either of them are but probably


Boiling frogs


As long as hex is down more I'm happy 😊


Not looking for zaps! Looking for my people

https://image.nostr.build/5485b67f75541e5f0428ec111eedc0e34d462185442192e95599321720e788bd.jpg

nostr:nevent1qqsfg8759sddjkugeserw5kvn0kx3zlzl6gyxvv69pml53lmxeqd63cprfmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68y6trdpjhxtn0wfnsyg8zenmu7gzq8ulj5jj4kv50ph3muwz43f747vmr9ld2alrjdswgavpsgqqqqqqs7fszw8


Just thought it looked cool, this is what happens when backend devs try make design choices 😭


Try not to die


Looking for some loose change


Nope


When Bitcoin is down and you have some fiat

https://media3.giphy.com/media/l4FGKZalba09znIoE/giphy.webp?cid=6c09b9522s6o0ud7hfg31zmmqz1ar3kunqdmbp9o84whaeq3&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.webp&ct=g


Treemap of the top 30 note topics we’ve classified so far from nostr.wine over ~12 hours of kind 1s. I suspect we are over labeling technology a bit but then again everything is technology. https://image.nostr.build/f2a5195707d69c06558e1de2f3fcd80acbaafc179a9e6f788a0b1bab2c2cddd0.png


I am the 25%

https://video.nostr.build/8558f8fbb30612fc974c897a751f909d8a1f2002a9db03a375d79ddee730700e.mp4


Currently wasting time doing relay migrations so I can earn $6 / year profit


Should I clean my house fo my ISP technician or let him walk in 6 inches or dog fur


Today we pump conspiracy theories


Saylor has nothing to with Bitcoin either... he's not the CEO. Just a top buyer with a lot of money.

Much rather send him nostr:npub1qny3tkh0acurzla8x3zy4nhrjz5zd8l9sy9jys09umwng00manysew95gx videos than saylor


If he thinks saylor has a number of legal issues, wait until he looks into the banks.

Coming up with a better Bitcoin is already a trillion dollar opportunity, Blackrock doesn't need to incentive anyone, and 22,000+ shitcoins have already tried


Thinking of opening a KYC exchange

https://image.nostr.build/d9b528cef1a573e159c0879d55b11630bef20d6f392f3d5c4fee22e4258c0fab.jpg


Given today's date I'd say this is under counting

https://image.nostr.build/6925661f199dbc8da0c05afbe40cc7796d2ec47c5af797ea4d00e67587d8265e.jpg


Sir you can't bring that water on the plane. Very danger.

Toothpaste in a normal sized tube? Fogetaboutit


They can check inside your asshole and unlock your phone and look through everything.

No big deal.


America decided safety was more important than freedom on this day.

Now please take your laptop out of the bag and don't carry more than 7 drops of water with you


Yeah man, of course, it wasn't, when I drove airplanes into buildings, my passport is immediately found in mint condition right outside the building.

Sort of how my vaccine is ready as soon as the pandemic hits


The purple birds are calling it a psyop sir

https://image.nostr.build/27c5f1598c00230b6139c0eea1ad204b476b822a9a4ebd9a495d44b3ee9867a9.jpg


Fires melt steel beams bro didn't u know, science


Today marks the 22nd anniversary of my tinfoil hat


Gm,

9__ ___ __ _____ ___


Gn


Gn

https://image.nostr.build/e76d04d9c5fa2aa18ea2c2b23264b5a692692bdc345229f41307581ae57e06c7.jpg


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#meme #memes #memestr
 https://image.nostr.build/946e782c144e218e22d4fd9504dec12a7e5b3fd36a13e9efdf2980e85635f57c.jpg


You a fed???

https://image.nostr.build/6801967b2a79f81624189944d57d3719585d11caad650b26b121e7448b9d0f6a.jpg


I don't think so. I smell shitcoinery


The big miner fee txn today is some kind of psyop

You're welcome


Da hell


I can't add them as a peer or reopen our channel


There was a time when there was no bitcoin+no KYC option for translations through #damus. I rolled out nostr:npub109pkdu0k0dau2cz063lzrgn7dl9l7lk8u7njcm2v8pk4pl2a9uzqf6u4w5 to fix that problem and as time has gone on not too many folks are using it.

I want to help the #nostr ecosystem so I’d like some feedback on a new direction. The biggest question is whether you would consider using the service if we made this change.

I’d like to reach a bigger audience so if you repost this I’ll zap you 1k sats.

New direction:
- API keys with no balance will now show any translations that our service has already translated from other people. We have to cache translations anyway because clients send the same note multiple times as you scroll.
- price per character lowers to 0.07 sats per character instead of 0.1

Tl;dr: anyone will get already translated notes for free. If you pay for the service, which is now cheaper, you get translations on notes that haven’t been translated and in effect donate translations to other folks.

There’s pretty much no scenario we make any money with this service, (which is okay because we believe in #grownostr) and we can lower our price because of cheaper/dynamic hosting with nostr:npub1n0delesspp5qyp9sd6d4fql9g3s96k7g4yyvfmpdncpp542wvxzqksp427 thanks to nostr:npub1utx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7803c2k986henvvha4thuwfkper4s7r50e8


If you’re curious, you can see the results of our early day note topic classifier in real time here: https://search.nostr.wine/app/discover#/view/dc3500b0-cc04-11ed-b988-2561bfd60652

For now this is only *some* kind 1 notes from nostr.wine. No guarantees on accuracy - this is a weekend experiment.


The most secure possible payment method


Market rate for computer builders is 2 sandwich/day


Save some ladies for the rest of us


Like when you tip an Uber driver, they can send a thank you note, as the tipper I like to receive this

I think we should have a better version of this to react to zaps, to quickly thank ppl for zapping you

https://image.nostr.build/9e6952fa709dc458132f84e96748f5514ed7e33909f938d339e04d1aa4e2c265.jpg


nostr:npub1gcxzte5zlkncx26j68ez60fzkvtkm9e0vrwdcvsjakxf9mu9qewqlfnj5z do u want this too?

Like if someone zaps you 100k just at least be able to drop a 🤯🫂 or something?

Right now I just DM the person or something it's sort of an awkward ux


Tbh yes

Like if someone zaps 1m that's worthy of a thread by itself


When someone sends a zap I want the ability to react to it.


Building 7 not hit, with secret service and CIA offices... just so happened to collapse too...

 I will never believe this


Myspace pls with midi files


Moderna board right now

https://image.nostr.build/75cfa51cc4ad12737ab8597f09789111ce4022cb249652d9524e7a3f85e82381.jpg


A great way to DCA no KYC is to start a side hustle and increase your satsflow.

https://image.nostr.build/ba3ed1c7c6d1eea9a6edfec6f2ffea34924db34e17e45e1466e8dc9ed92107fe.jpg


Get better soon 🫂

Also #footstr


*2024 halving occurs*

Bitcoiners:

https://image.nostr.build/3ddc838376d289f2a87752b951a88366694283bec57a63b0a32ed16f9d4f44dd.jpg


GN https://image.nostr.build/f621bab0a69ce8aad38851b319fbbbe7435bed7e2a71a26051a73d522fca718c.jpg


Bruh


Alright doing some late night coding on something so shadowy I can't even mention it on nostr

ttyl byyyeeeee


Every SATurday I will make a very small donation to a Bitcoin or Nostr dev/project of my choice.

I hope you will join me in making this a tradition.


One reason why I wish I had a merged PR in Bitcoin core, so my code can live forever


Climate change


The world after 30 day ban of guns

https://image.nostr.build/09f8087268a5c87f6a9078e5765ce6e99c00e76be184cd276de75c85db5151d0.jpg


Thank got your are satsinnated


Thoughts and prayers, hope you survive


Blockbuster is a great name for a mempool visualization tool just sayin


Glad you feeling better


*enters address into Waze*

Here's your route: it costs $17.59 in toll fees but you save 23 seconds vs not paying tolls


Ded


Propaganda

Every American knows hydration comes from a plastic bottle with sugar liquid


Water is a psyop


Not enough 👨💻 imo


Their printing pumps our bags


Anyone who benefits from money printers is a cantillionaire.

That includes us, maybe more than anyone else


They now put disclaimers up before Seinfeld airs on TV that it's culturally offensive.

Seinfeld


Yikes! https://image.nostr.build/320230835da7c920e6bade0a089d820a07e6bff8584316fdf1b609af611d2451.jpg  nostr:note19kn205l9gryjphwh76s85h2psk6cl48rc3f5cx594tttqdq2ejxs3ar76y


"The Internet is a little bit too important to leave it companies like Twitter and Reddit."
- Doug Hoyte, Developer of strfry


No u hire me


I wish my job was just building computers but it paid 25 BTC/yr


Ping me back to fetch my default fallback choice


thoroughly enjoying the peace that is nostr during this part of the adoption cycle - appreciate it while we have it

in a few years nostr gonna be complete chaos - in a beautiful way - but much different than the vibe here now - of course you could curate your experience to maintain the current vibe but imma probably embrace the chaos


Sold all chairs, fully stacked


It's easier to fool them then to convince them they've been fooled.

So. Fucking. True.


Yup. I suffer as the merchant, the theif, the bank and the card profit


Not a single body has been found yet.

I think you need another booster or something, you seem tense.


Here's one from a trusted left wing outlet

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/manitoba/pine-creek-residential-school-no-evidence-human-remains-1.6941441

I know you feel embarrassed right now. You can just stop responding and looking stupid.


70 of them


Yes, exactly. Turns out those are all fake and no bodies were found. Which is on the article I shared, not your old paywalled article.

Very high IQ, you must vote socialist.


They are all 100% stolen credit cards being used on my website.


You're posting a paywalled article about America.

What does that have to do with what I'm talking about in Canada?


Hopefully I die because I pointed out a huge lie that circulated in Canada and led to the burning of 70 churches?

Just making sure Im reading your note right?


Old enough to remember burning down 70 churches, not celebrating Canada day, changing school names and destroying statues.

All based on a lie.

https://nationalpost.com/news/canada/first-nations-graves


Gossip


I think coracle does this so far, and highlighter


Ez just send me 30 BTC and hopefully one day I'll send 60 BTC back


Yes we have a plan exactly for that. The friends and family relay.

But wait until tomorrow because it will be cheaper on the new version I'm about to launch 🙂


Shout out to the judges who picked an ordinal wallet over nodeless on pitch day at bitcoin 2023.

Really good investment strategy.

Since then ordinals are down 95% and nodeless is up 200% in clients.


Gm,

Please pray for me, I lost all my eth because I followed Vitalik's hacked account phishing link on Twitter.

He was blue check verified so it seemed fool proof that he'd send me double if I sent him first!


#meme #memes #memestr
 https://image.nostr.build/ea95550043e6b9f9fcbf142f3ec66285136b5b00acb73945e087734b5087efe8.jpg


Btcpayserver if you wanna run a node and do liquidity management, most sovereign

Nodeless if you don't wanna do node stuff.

Zaprite if you are doing b2b invoicing


When I say young I mean university students


Cringe


The cashu string


Amethyst

https://image.nostr.build/55305f2315aa4861cead6a1501263ad1970a8159e8b2b123621497c901bb5248.jpg


Someone figured out that you can exploit nodeless for 1 free sat at a time.

Not the best use of time but I'll allow it.

https://image.nostr.build/987a511933e28208c1fe0f9ee4a1741621ce0e36a8a3f73b6fd573d2a4522e31.jpg


Yes $15 each, even if I win the dispute, I still pay the fee

$15 fee on a $9 charge back


God I hate credit cards so fucking much

This is why I work on nodeless and btcpayserver

I want this whole paradigm to die

https://image.nostr.build/bbfb5585248f3632058b9b43e728e9c33b50157eef1a133f01a1736fe8a90f52.jpg


Running ordis?


550,000 unconfirmed transactions in the mempool 😅


Count your breaths, in and out. Focus. Feel your body get heavier and sink into the bed deeper with each breath.


Woocommerce is free and open source, you shouldn't be meeting with anyone!


How can we make nostr cool to young people?🤔🤔

How did tiktok get so huge so fast? 🤔

Where do we need to focus to get this protocol ripping? 🤔🤔

https://image.nostr.build/c987dc9ea272f99a95b9ee62466270dae03e1972de0d7075e299ba72c428c883.jpg


But absolutely can't stress enough that yes we can see those emails. So always know that if you do use it


Do we like this design?

https://m.primal.net/HKxC.png


And name you variables a single letter gfy


Their point is nobody is here, which is valid


I'm not a peasant, I don't ride the train

https://image.nostr.build/2183c589e770980fedce94888248499571dc2476a948263378f84f4253007722.jpg


You charge your mistress to send you emails? Damn playa


Nodeless.io does this :)


Does anyone self host their own email server? If yes do you have problems getting stuck in spam? 🤔


ohhh btw here’s the first paper my fren https://www.academia.edu/106315337/The_Gateway_Process_A_23_Day_Personal_Exploration_Using_Brain_Computer_Interface_Technology


Bitcoin fixes this

https://image.nostr.build/a43af2c775a907b93428763d8426c465fa07a8f14f2aefc4907a60942b9d529d.jpg


When a bitcoiner I like talks shit about nostr

https://image.nostr.build/0584e2861846e176d202c2cc7322043b377f2af2d263e1c7e40cc949f3d4cc0d.jpg


Why are dogs like this

https://image.nostr.build/346bc7486128924cff66ebc86382a658d12b9bedc121760f57d5173a1a07d21a.jpg


#boobstr


No but I made an anon of my current anon nym


*people dancing*

I'm kidnapped!


Winnie the Pooh


Just start now, don't think, just go


$2/mo if you host with a big box hosting company like namecheap, bluehost, GoDaddy etc


Step 1: install WordPress
Step 2: install Woocommerce plugin
Step 3: install nodeless for woocommerce plugin
Step 4: profit


Frontend skills aren't the best but it works :)

https://m.primal.net/HKwb.png


Walter White.gif


The new version of relaying.io will be able to find all your old notes and import them! to your private Proof of concept:

https://m.primal.net/HKwX.png


Constantly changing temperature causes materials to expand and contract over and over again leading to failures. It's called thermal cycling. You can Google it yourself if you want to know more.

Constant loads are worse for fans but those are easy and cheap to replace


It reads my thoughts?

Awww hellllll nawww


GPUs running under constant load have less wear than ones that are constantly being fired on and off for gaming sessions. Also probably more likely to have been maintained properly

Honestly I'd rather buy a used mining card than a gaming one


Haven't found one I like tbh


Rip :(


A WordPress plugin that also publishes your blog articles as a note to relays

Exists?


Didn't think through my ZFS vdevs, now if I want to expand I have to add minimum 88TB 😂

Please pray prices of hard drives come down a LOT 🙏


Ez mode for me, Jan, Feb, march


Nostr fixes this, follower counts uncountable


I was very happy to hang out with you in Miami!


The organizers have a list of Bitcoin and nostr projects. You would qualify for your work on nips 100%.

Yes some people don't qualify, that's life. You can also focus on the good.


Open source devs get their Tix free for the main conference,$1800 value


Meetup is like 7 people at a restaurant

In Miami we had 200 Nostriches on the beach

They are not even close to the same


Conferences are about partying with the frens. Just watch content later on YouTube


U have a bucket of 3090s collecting dust? I can take them off your hands ☺


The masculine urge to buy this and setup an ai super computer ☺

https://image.nostr.build/f17bc45582569d848eaad48066fa7e104830e3650dff261d01aad0814a25b932.jpg


Is that Angela from the office


More shocked you just let a 3090 collect dust!


So you can empty your nuts out on the internet


Lian li case?

What CPU we got under there?


A skeet

nostr:nevent1qqsy96fkdkgzf4cu9yj5j76egjt9h05hx6v32npm6vmsj0ukq3f4ljspp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqzyz7mux7mexe94rvfmr767zlp5rwdsda6e9537ktcj2gr5h7asm387qcyqqqqqqg9avegm


Or when he installs wef CEO

Or when he gets billions in govt contracts

Or when he does mass identification

Or when he does the same shadow banning nonsense as the last woke ass "safety" team


I'm thinking of upgrading my tinfoil hat to a faraday helmet.

Then maybe people will stop trying to convince me that Elon is a freedom maxi


Glad it wasn't worse 🙏


Gm,

If Google deserves props on anything it's this type of query

https://image.nostr.build/acf3d0fbe99f78166c86a2af2fc9ad49ee12ce1192f2c93458dbb7f3b7950f2c.jpg


No hue


The popular kids, high school all over again


Solving gun violence by saying no guns for 30 days?

That's what we call a big brain move


Few

https://image.nostr.build/27acdcd0228f459fcf289b6d63ac5f6e7fcfb97357788335680add3d2a26dbbc.jpg


Depends on your threat model. It can connect more premix inputs together. But that's what I do, it still obfuscates your new utxos


I'm all about that two regular sized burger life


I just landed a new feature in strfry: "strfry router"

Docs: https://github.com/hoytech/strfry/blob/master/docs/router.md

I kind of think of this like "nginx for nostr". It lets you manage many up/down/both streams to remote relays using a single process and config file, and you can edit that config file without interrupting existing streams (mostly).

You can also use nostr filters and/or plugins to filter the traffic in both up and down directions, independently.


Let's make things pretty. And useful. And awesome. #nostrdesign

https://nostrdesign.org/


Maybe I'll do an article on it :) it's a lot


Nerd Flexing with the ECC RAM

https://m.primal.net/HKtJ.png


Not embarrassed to say it but it has been so fun designing and implementing my high availability backup strategy 😂

Never gonna lose data again, guaranteed


Wtf


Yup. Defund all of this


Banana Republics propped up by state funded foreign aid?


Correct


If you have the ability to not withdraw, that is providing custody.


Defund welfare and remove taxes, it will thrive


A lot of bitcoiners are against the state but also against defund the police.

Which one is it, anon?


I absolutely love this picture

https://image.nostr.build/56996ec1e43eb8e4018ecc29cc1c91a1828f64125d473f4c27d4d058692fdf77.jpg


Fortress is owned by ripple. They control the keys.

You can advocate for self custody all you want, but if you offer custody and it's provided by ripple, this is very bad.


Why is Vietnamese coffee so good? 🤔


Their backend provider (fortress) was acquired by Ripple

Lol


The people who buy coins from the atm!


Damn I think I ran out of sats, will zap later today 🫡🫡


They usually charge HUGE spreads, up to 10%


Nodeless.io has 3 mainnet lightning nodes, spread around the world with different providers.

Our backend can run on any computer with an Internet connection.

We run our own redundant infrastructure to ensure your payments are always online and reliable.

We force all users to provide us with cold storage and lightning withdrawal addresses, so we can instantly send everyone all their coins.

We don't take shortcuts 🫡


And it has been easy to see this coming...

https://image.nostr.build/d25d59140fcd1c9d826df1797a30668f2dcde8ddc3f03230d5c8dd13da3c2197.jpg


If you custody coins with Swan, they now belong to ripple (XRP).

I wish the best for swan but the shortcuts they took on infrastructure is way too risky for a Bitcoin standard.


A circuit board 🫂


Our boy nostr:npub1cj8znuztfqkvq89pl8hceph0svvvqk0qay6nydgk9uyq7fhpfsgsqwrz4u running a zapvertising campaign for his podcast.

Just for you, I'll listen to my 21 millionth podcast this year 😊

https://media.tenor.com/ezqHvLHnyfkAAAAC/oh-boy-here-we-go-again.gif


Gm,

Adding gm to your post ads +50% engagement.

So just gonna start every note with gm now.


Just one is good enough imo! Takes less than 30 mins.


I forgot all my rust tho


Gm,

Coinjoins aren't illegal, don't be scared to try!

Personally I use whirlpool on Sparrow wallet 🐦⬛


I was trying to install a different OS on a separate boot drive but picked the wrong drive and overwrote it 😅


Gn nostr

Today was a good day 😊


I got the big relaying upgrade done but I lost the new branding when I accidentally deleted my operating system last week so I can't launch it 😭😞


I'm thinking about switching all my caps right now even tho I only tried it for 10 mins so far


Good boy


Present rsi and go faster


The results are in, it's faster for sure!!


Anyone here switch from qwerty to dvorak?


Gn


Code all day for 25 years straight then play typing games for fun on top of that 🫡


The key is to read the next few words not the current word, current needs to be in your brain ram and come out autopilot

Ez


New ATH for me :)

https://m.primal.net/HKpm.png


Find love #pepethon

https://image.nostr.build/3ac23becc8587cada7a9ae0e3e5deceeb375394f69f979f75c691989d9168908.jpg


#pepethon https://i.nostr.build/3D7X.png


3 new original 1/1 creations

very grateful for repost and shares

bitcoin maximus

https://madex.art/collections/originals

https://image.nostr.build/511818774bdff2fb6e5327ebfc2c24a922bfbea7691e326d5eda105ebc10f9d7.jpg

https://image.nostr.build/0330b35f9d8c52003cfccd68dcb8f3a71d3bed20dccf68637491638366e92eb1.jpg

https://image.nostr.build/95dc367e65d0d2162339bbccb147fe943c9b29b8d7a1972bcbe1c4e8d2454708.jpg


nostr:npub1h8nk2346qezka5cpm8jjh3yl5j88pf4ly2ptu7s6uu55wcfqy0wq36rpev influenced me into creating a donation page on nodeless.io by nostr:npub1utx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7803c2k986henvvha4thuwfkper4s7r50e8  so here it is:

Please donate 🙏🐈🌌
https://nodeless.io/donate/spacecats


You'll be embarrassing your son in no time


Bruh, can I at least make 9 cents, that's fair


Be sure to use my link too if anyone wants to play. Helps the show 🙏🏻😘

BitcoinAudible.com/nodeless nostr:note1tzv3tvxcy2lv5w6hc995kvvedmgfew8lvjzg69mkfg2n4x9hch9qyd0mj6


Looking into it


It's always wallet rescan


It's not your fault others are uncivilized. You should be able to leave things in your own car. But, this problem is only getting worse everywhere.

Sorry this happened 😔


You know I'm serious about dev when I take my pants off.

Can't get distracted by my gut flopping over my waistband 🫡


Not protocol 💯


Yah it's not, you pay with your attention/time to the podcast and sponsors 🫡


Because I'm a baller, I only use top level domains 🫡


Git clone
Npm run build
Create database
Create user
Grant privilege
Nginx sites enabled
Create DNS records
Migrate database

Takes too long :/


If you guys haven't been listening to nostr:npub1h8nk2346qezka5cpm8jjh3yl5j88pf4ly2ptu7s6uu55wcfqy0wq36rpev Bitcoin audible, you are missing out on 10,000 sats

Listen to his most recent podcast, protip


#DailyPodcast 🎧
https://fountain.fm/episode/lcUGdAmT499x8klNKtuY


Accidental #footstr


Cut out of screenshot 😂


I listen while I code, Mr judgey


Lol the wire is the one series that's on the next line but has to be cut out


Shill me some TV series to add to my collection
https://m.primal.net/HKnP.png


NextCloud but it's fucking terrible compared to Google 😂


Yes yes me too but he dissed my people so giving it back 🫡🫡


You didn't bow down before his infinite intellect you nostard


Blue check with 65k followers, putting out a thinkboi post

https://image.nostr.build/4a8699eb1edcb005dfbc9db2d68d8fe3f17bf0a65a285bf74bc4219dfd595f44.jpg

My dumbass with unknown follower count saying gm

https://image.nostr.build/c060d8ab89e76d09f3bd1158817a00ae193b27d5574ce4d259c6737d88f67e60.jpg

Nostr > Twitter


Breville master race


Many BTC shitfluencers with blue checks and 60k+ followers get less engagement than we do when we simply saying gm on nostr

Twitter is so bad lol


            .filter(|l| future::ready(l.ends_with("walletofsatoshi.com")));

Can we turn this into vec so we can grab all the major players, actually wanted such a script a few weeks ago


Permission denied


Sigh 😔


So stupid, I love it


#bonerstr


So sad I didn't have the foresight to collect these :/


I know many such people


Launching new version of relaying.io


Gm pretty lady 🥰


About 50 now, if we only count btcpayserver work.

If we count my own open source btc packages then easily finished already.

Either way I'm gonna keep going


Gm,

Today is gonna be hype af, gonna set my keyboard ablaze with freedom tech code 🫡🫡


Sad I don't have more of this merch


Gn norstr 🫂🥰

Tomorrow gonna be a big day I can feel it.


Lol


I agree that education is the answer, but forcing kids to learn everything, especially if they aren't interested or good at it does more damage than good imo.

Maybe those people wouldn't become flat earthers if their bad gpa lead to no university, or no high school diploma..

 Despite being good at art or sports, and could have gone on a better track.

But we decided all kids needs to know everything and if you don't do it ALL well enough, you're fucked for life.

It's ok that some people are bad at math, we don't need everyone to be good at it and learn trigonometry.

Imho


What? Blue girl is hotter now imo


Considering we all took trig in high school, what % of adults over 30 do you guess can solve a basic f(x) function?


I think some kids don't give a shit and are bad at things like this, and are made to feel bad about that with bad grades and sometimes no diploma. I think kids can start specializing by high school in what they like and their strengths


If the kid is interested then it's cool. I was not, I liked computers 👨💻


So glad I spent my prime years learning that the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell, and various sin and tan functions.

Really useful stuff, thanks


Gn


This could be us but you playin

#datechain

https://image.nostr.build/3ac23becc8587cada7a9ae0e3e5deceeb375394f69f979f75c691989d9168908.jpg


nostr:npub1gcxzte5zlkncx26j68ez60fzkvtkm9e0vrwdcvsjakxf9mu9qewqlfnj5z interesting, maybe have a peek at what's going on


Seek help


I think only amethyst is using this DM method (gift wrapping )so both users need to be using amethyst and posting to the same relays to see the dms.


Both users need to be in amethyst otherwise it bugs out


No :(


Did you all miss me while I was working for once?


2 HOURS LEFT
current top bid: 500.000 sats
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Remember this from a kid: ff8000

Final fantasy 8, 000

It's orange 🧡


You ha e to choose, it's the rules


Something big I'm working on for #Bitcoin also needs a full time #Lightning protocol developer.

Please reach out privately if you're interested. 😄

https://luke.dashjr.org/jobs/202309-Lightning-job-description.html


Ok I didn't do any of this. Just set it up on truenas, definitely don't have same usernames

Great.. more troubleshooting 😂


What do you trust more?

A blue check influencer on Twatter

Or

A fart after eating taco bell?

🤔🤔

#asknostr


I have it setup, but can't actually execute .sh scripts unless I login to the network drive and chmod +x it

Unless I'm doing something stupid? Couldn't figure it out


My network drives are running ZFS with arc2 and slog caches, we are on point 🫡


Couldn't write a single line of code because I was troubleshooting network shares all day.

Turns out if you want to do dev you need to use nfs and not cifs

And even then you need to chmod stuff on the network server

Annoying


Tbh he's clearly the midwit


Turn off the news, +9000 happiness


We need to do a guerilla campaign in a new niche for nostr.

I'm thinking gamers/esports.

Suppose we hosted an exclusive csgo or dota  tournament on zap.stream or something? 🤔

Bitcoiners already know about nostr, should probably stop barking up that tree...


I didn't report any lightning income in the last three years, and it was a decent amount.

Come at me IRS, CRA, western swine!


Lots of software falls into that category too. If software on the airplane fucks up...


I actually really like it, a very happy accident


You want fluoride in your toothpaste but not in your water


PopOs, python


Oh no it's mechanical but it's not like a diy dope one


My keyboards only last so long before they're full of dog hair and weed crumbs


This is just a basic bitch keyboard sadly, steel series Amazon junk


That's why on nodeless we don't use any analytics software whatsoever, because creepy ass software actually does do this now


#Bitcoin  Ordinals sales volume takes a nosedive, 📉 plummeting from its peak of $452 million in May 2023 to a mere $3 million by mid-August. 👀

A staggering 97% plunge in just three months! 😮 https://cdn.nostr.build/i/8afcca2dab729849f5c852de588806ab146f154745788696929456ca233ae9ce.jpg


Nice dad joke dad

Mutiny and Zeus good enough for me 🫡


It's not that bad, but it's another thing I don't have to worry about now . I like saving time


egirls.relaying.io

Get your Kleenex "handy"


Yep bought cards for all the devices


Too much hassle to chase people down for Bitcoin every month


Transferring large files between servers, workstation and nas


Nah I'm good but thanks for thinking of me :) I get these bad boys for free


And it's taxed to all hell


Hi svelte


Normie 😂

These USB keys cost $2.50 each no excuse now


Thankfully I avoided the wow craze as a lad, lost many friends over the summer vacations to this game


It's also freezing on me, I am borked, have to go back to windows looks like


She sounds hot, but she probably goes to a different school, that's why we don't know her


That's not how I roll, they can reflect on this note and change their ways without getting defensive


Nostr soft launch? 🤔 I would like to buy asap 🚀🚀


7 hours of airport time for a 2 hour flight, feelsbadman


🫂 THE MOTHER OF ALL FOLLOW THREADS 🫂

PV Nostriches,

Yesterday I committed to following and zapping every single person who replied with their npub to a twatter thread.

Then 600+ comments showed up (but only found ~200 npubs). You're all tagged in this hellthread 😈.

Since there's no way I'm going to actually cross reference 200 profiles and manually do that many profile zaps, and I suspect Twitter isn't showing me all the replies... I'm just going to zap 1000 sats every single person who replies to this thread.  If you're tagged, reply to claim your zap. If you're not tagged, reply and opt-in to a brutal hellthread and get 1000 sats 😈.

Let's blow nostr up today and follow every single person who replies to this thread.

I put all the blue checks at the bottom of the list, so start from the top. Or better yet, follow everyone who replies to this thread.

Also please consider getting a private relay at https://relaying.io :)

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If nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m makes one tweet about nodeless.io I will donate 100 hours of dev work to bitcoin projects

(But joke will be in him because I would donate it anyway)

But please Jack? :)


#coffeechain #brevillechain

https://i.imgur.com/JF2Ivbn.jpg


If I had a brain I work fork brave, remove all the
shitcoins and make getalby the default wallet


Actually I like LND better :)


Will DM you on tg


For gossip maximalists


We'll harass @rockstar in Miami and get you one


Old reliable, we meet again


What car we driving doc?


THE NOSTR REPORT

RAISE A ZAP TO NOSTRICA
Mar 16, 2023
Block Height: 781,114
Moscow Time: 40:08 ⚡/ $
—--------------------------
🎙Quote of the Day🎙
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“It has been amazing to watch a post about having a conference turn into #Nostrica ! 🤩 Love this place and all the amazing people contributing to our social freedom. 😊”
#[1]
#[2]

—--------------------------
🚨Headline Nostr News🚨
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⚡ #[3] #Zapathon part 5/6 runs today and tomorrow in support of #Nostrica contributors. See the full list in the linked note and go zap someone!
#[6]

🗨 #[7] is the first instance of #[8] 's nostri.chat widget that we've seen being used in the wild. Check it out at https://sovrnbitcoiner.com/
#[9]

🔥 #[10] fantastic stats on posts within 3 degrees of separation:
0.03% made 10% of the Notes
0.2% made 50% of the notes
0.6% made 80% of the notes
How do we get more engagement?
#[11]

👀 #[12] Nodeless.io introduces a kyc-free service (fee-based) to receive payments to your cold storage or lightning address without running a lightning node. Integrates with WooCommerce via a Wordpress plugin. To view a demo, visit: https://woo.utxo.one
#[13]

🐺⚡ #[14] WolfNYC Lightning Accelerator inaugural cohort, known as “Wolfpack 1,” consists of 8 teams working on a variety of projects. See a list of projects and a link to their full announcement.
#[15]

📻 #[16] Don’t forget to tune in to today’s episode of Plebchain Radio tonight at 9:30PM EDT
#[17]

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🏝Nostrica Update🏝
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#[18] Heading to #Nostrica? Your lanyard awaits 💜
#[20]

#[21] Sending our thoughts and prayers to verbiricha, who let everyone know he will be unable to make it to #Nostrica due to his father being in the hospital. Hoping for the best, sir. We appreciate all you do.
#[23]

—--------------------------
💻nostr Tech💻
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#[24] Damus adds direct image uploads to latest build in TestFlight. Available now just in time for #Nostrica!
#[26]

#[27] Amethyst 0.27.1 adds support for following hashtags #⃣
#[28]

#[29] now you can run Iris on your Start9 🔥 run your self hosted client on your self hosted relay. Sovereign AF!
#[30]

#[31] Iris has a list of the most popular relays so curating your relays is easier now.
#[32]

#[33] Wondering what Verified Human is all about? Check out this post for more info. After #Nostrica, Jason will be creating a spam-free Nostream relay where the only barrier to entry is to be a human.
#[35]

#[36] c= shares 🔥 update about their LN node and says “Join us 👽”
#[37]

#[38] informs Nostr that his relay is being shut down: wss://merrcurr.up.railway.app
#[39]

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⚡nostr Business⚡
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#[40] Bitcoin Magazine: “JUST IN: 🇪🇺 Some EU banks "might be at risk,” ECB told ministers”
#[41]

#[42] provides great perspective on 21million Bitcoin compared to land on Earth. Bullish AF 🚀📈.
#[43]

#[44] Reuters: Credit Suisse secures $54-billion lifeline in attempt to avoid further crisis.
#[45]

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🔥🔥Meme of the Day🔥🔥
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#[46] I'm Done
#[47]

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Stay Classy Nostr.


Be safe, see you soon man


lightning.utxo.one


I'm on it!


Oh, 8vcpu, 16gb ram, 500gb ssd


5.6 inch 1.5 inch girth


2 connected people is still a network tho?


I fail to see how this isn't a network 🤔


Gm


fkin vax nonsense 🤬


I'm the wrong person to ask, definitely not a pro. My understanding is is strfry is the fastest but it's newest and lacks features, the next fastest one is rust relay I think.

Just try a couple of them and see which one you like.


Never stop, no limit


Getting into Everyone's pants
#[1]


THE NOSTR REPORT

BADGE OF HONOR?
Mar 4, 2023
Block Height: 779,356
Moscow Time: 44:82 ⚡/ $

—--------------------------
🎙Quote of the Day🎙
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Best part about Bitcoiners is that most of them are authentic, creative and critical thinkers who base their understanding through rationality, intuition and curiosity. The only way you become a Bitcoin maximalist truly is asking questions, you can’t orange pill someone.
#[0]
#[1]
—--------------------------
🚨Headline Nostr News🚨
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If you've been seeing a lot of notes about badges and are confused, you're not alone. Brush up on Nip-58 here ( https://github.com/nostr-protocol/nips/blob/master/58.md ), and check out badges.page to manage your nostr badges.

#[2] announces https://nostrit.com/ - a paid service that allows you to schedule your nostr note at a certain time/date, block height, btc price, or even shitcoin price. We tested and worked great, this post was actually scheduled for block 779,356. Well done ser!
#[3]

#[4] adds thread caching to Damus, drastically improving the speed at which threads load. ✊🧵
#[5]

#[6] Iris now available for download in iOS App Store! 🪷🚀
#[7]

#[8] raises bounty for a decentralized alternative to GitHub to 1-billion sats. 🏆 See linked note and the following web link for more details: https://bountsr.org/code/2023/01/19/nostr-based-github.html
#[9]

#[10] Nostore is now available for iOS and silicon Macs. 🛅
#[11]

#[12] confirms with Wallet of Satoshi that the Zapathon attempted stress test of their custodial wallet is encouraged because it helps them push the boundaries of their capabilities. Game on! Check here for the next Zapathon. ⚡🏃♀⚡🏃⚡
#[13]

#[14] Wallet of Satoshi shares data from yesterday’s #zapathon ⚡🏃♀⚡🏃⚡
#[15]
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🏝Nostrica Update🏝
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#[16] #Nostrica Hackathon 🌴👨💻👩💻🦜
#[17]
—--------------------------
💻nostr Tech💻
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#[18] writes a post giving their “Tips for Relays” and describes a method to cut back in the number of relays you are using. 📡𓅦📡
#[19]

#[20] Updated list of paid relays with ⚡sats, events/day, and authors listed as stats. 📋
#[21]

#[18] breaks down what the benefits of the nostr.wine relay and tips on how to manage your relay list. 🍷📡🍷
#[19]

🔩 Will we see BOLT12 more widely implemented soon? 🔩 #[22]
#[23]

#[24] shares 2 more bounties that have been distributed, and explains a different approach to bounties moving forward. 🫰🫰
#[25]

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🔥🔥Meme of the Day🔥🔥
—--------------------------
👮♂🏅🎖🥇
#[26] #[27]
—--------------------------
Stay Classy Nostr.


Because I don't understand energy markets well enough and it seems like way too difficult a business.

CashApp and Square and other SaaS / Bitcoin software + #[6] at the helm is something I can understand and get behind.


SQ is the only stock I hold in my normie retirement accounts


Sparrow wallet great software to visualize and manage your UTXOs!


I wrote about the implications of open networks (including a lot of content regarding Nostr) for my recent article on Swan. And I'll be republishing it in a couple weeks on my website as well.
https://www.swanbitcoin.com/the-implications-of-open-monetary-and-information-networks/


But hate deciding if I should renew a year later


#[0] hello, what client do you guys use to produce your long form posts?


Congrats man! See you at the open source stage, hopefully #[4] is hosting again


Thank you #[0] 💜⚡🤌


🤔🤔
#[2]


You are doing amazing work man, hall of fame bitcoiner 🧡


Freedom Money ep that drops tomorrow is with Uyghur activist Jewher Ilham. Toughest interview I have ever done. What the CCP are doing to her people is truly tragic.


Nice man keep building 💜


Shots fired


Maybe clients should build proxies in or something


I see nothing 😭😭

https://i.imgur.com/2heDeN9.png


So you see your 13, but this note should already be at like 50 sats, I still see zero

Dafuq is going on


I love that my default assumption when talking on Nostr is the person I'm talking to also runs a node.

It's just a given for so many of us 🧡⚡


He will buy back $160k maybe


RIP

https://i.imgur.com/ZLxuuOI.png


Zap a dev ⚡

https://i.imgur.com/RKsf2Rq.jpg


Same


Stunning!


Cocky guy on #[2] podcast saying the end of empty an mempool was upon us.

Guy has bad vibes


Badum-tsss
https://i.imgur.com/rk6YwqM.jpg


If just half the people out there listened to #[1] instead of Pomp and PlanB we'd already be in hyperbitcoinization

#[0]


Gm 🧡⚡


Jack is such a legend


Definitely hide the pain Harold for me.


With the current hash rate probably by tonight


I'll get you one day


Been in 💜🤙


Go forth and prosper

#[0]


Puts a lot of demand on your outbound sats


I'm for 300k, let me know who to pay


I think we're about to find out that tiny sat payments are not worth the compute and data storage when done en masse.

#[2]  is the first casualty but there will be more.


Cannot assemble LNURL...


Getting an error


My company went the last 3 months without having any meetings and everything works fine.

Meetings might be a scam


But what if they're in a special order? 🙃


Failing at Elaine but winning my heart


Gm


Actually yeah it's not that bad tbh, kinda neutral. He eats raw diet.


So by that logic was segwit also a mistake? They exploited segwit now they exploit taproot.


There were NFTs on bitcoin before taproot though, segwit enabled it.


Hey if you're near Toronto I'm definitely down to do that. I can drive.


I'm gonna need to book a trip to Nashville you are hyping this too much


Yep I was wrong


I too am interested in this if we can get a plane pool (?) going?


Damn straight!


Yep you should feel deep anxiety without a DCA going 😂😂


This runs super smooth for me and I think I'm seeing the vast majority of notes from my follows

https://i.imgur.com/bqWc7Pn.jpg


What are the specs on the server/vm you run the relay on?


Instant drain


I actually am ok with that. Bitcoin needs to be able to withstand it otherwise it's a failure.

Also fairly certain we'd just fork at that point and attacker loses billions 😂


Ehhhhh I'm still torn on this. I feel like as soon as fees fall into a reasonable range nobody will do this.

Seems like a 1 sat/vB problem during the bear.

But haven't looked into it enough to feel strongly either way.


I am one of them 🙏⚡


Not sure, I'll share as I learn


Which 12 can you share?


Ordered last week on Tuesday... They haven't shipped it yet.


Same but 125lbs Rottie

https://i.imgur.com/vVmz82e.jpg


Bottomless
https://i.imgur.com/WDmb4oZ.jpg


First come first served! Tesla shoulda been faster


Amethyst


Welcome sir :)


Longer you wait the harder to switch


Drive might me almost as long as the flight 😂😂

It'll be worth it, this is history in the making


I land on the 18th at night, still trying to decide where to stay


Yep


My npub is new, thanks for the welcome