Keep building nostr 🫡

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Noooooo


I saw you like it twice trying to delete the like. You think I Photoshopped it for a "gotcha" or something?


Shopify is KYC and walled garden, we only support FOSS platforms right now 🫡


Ngrok

Few


Yeah I'm in the same boat re xmas

Rad so cute 🥰


Hey Guy Swan, nostr:npub1h8nk2346qezka5cpm8jjh3yl5j88pf4ly2ptu7s6uu55wcfqy0wq36rpev

Just set up my donation page on nodeless.

https://nodeless.io/donate/help-for-declan


If they do door to door I think you should


Do you tip your garbage man? If yes, how often? 🤔


10% fee to accept a $5 charge with credit cards

https://m.primal.net/HMQm.png


We call them Jack and Jill in Ontario


Work in fintech


We pushed a release yesterday that should start to solve a lot of payment reliability problems. We've been working on this problem for months, trying to figure out what the problems were and what fixes it.

We're excited to share our research into that: https://blog.mutinywallet.com/fixing-payment-reliability/

We built our own internal platform for measuring payment success rates through a bunch of trail and error, with many configuration tweaks along the way. We store the results of that so that we may revisit what increased reliability.

If you have an interest in payments on LN or are building on LDK, we'd highly recommend you take a read and learn from many of the problems we've faced and how we've solved them. If we can be of any help to others, please reach out if you're seeing similar issues.

Please let us know if things improve. It's not going to eliminate payment failures by any means, but it should be greatly improved from where we've been at. We'll monitor things as we go and continue to make improvements now that we can quantify reliability.


How about liking individual posts?

https://image.nostr.build/b63ef3e9e79fa46fd4be65fa33ad8cb6ca2f24b044ceb221155af808e514ddb4.jpg


And yet...

https://image.nostr.build/391b324c0f01150273a48e0b28afb49d84fc2d44c326532c362b0ac9e939a50b.jpg


It is with great pain and sadness that I announce I am working on credit card payment webhooks today 😭😭😭

Why can't everyone just use Bitcoin 😭😭😭

😭😭😭😭😭


This is gonna be someone's mom soon


How do I determine the appropriate amount of active connections my relay should allow?

Is this based on CPU or network or what?


Strange rubric to unfollow pictures of naked people but advocating genocide is fine, but you do you 🫡 it was you saying you were sad about it, not me 🤷


I am a btcpayserver dev, but if you checkout the btcpayserver-docker repo you can give it a shot. Definitely a little more on the technical side than nodeless, but it is the most sovereign


Psyop or legit? 🤔

https://blog.cloudflare.com/announcing-encrypted-client-hello/


Btcpayserver is the first best, the Nodeless.io


Alright it's official I'm about as mature as a 7 year old boy reading this name


It ain't much, but it's honest work.

Processing ~40m sats per day in payments for merchants with nodeless.io

https://image.nostr.build/f641eb3bf2063c2864a304baee5802400f8e0a215da10b764d6eb2ff7205d116.jpg


Sell stuff for Bitcoin 😂


Would love to come on and talk nodeless and btcpayserver if you want more merchant adoption content :)


 nostr:npub1du6sgl90wse0cz44fg50a4kg9ea4sgctlxps90ccx58lw8ssgv9qhjyf3c of Zaprite rejoins me to talk about:

Merchant adoption and why it’s different this time
Improved custody
How Zaprite works
Accounting and integration
How adoption will be driven this time
Circular economy
The lie of 2% inflation

https://stephanlivera.com/episode/517/


Maximizing my satsflow

Buying Bitcoin isn't as rewarding as earning it directly with no kyc and no fees.


Lightningnetwork.plus


I don't have Instagram but I would like more Instagram ladies here so zapped


Read his replies, every single one is like this


Gm to everyone who's PC can boot 🫡


Nodeless, relaying, you know 😊


Stacking apps that earn sats for now 🫡


Would you activate CTV on your node if it was released in Bitcoin core today? Why/why not?


It's fine that scum is here, that's unavoidable, the question is why do so many bitcoiners follow it


Gm,

750 bitcoiner nostriches follow this guy who exclusively posts notes like this.

Why? #asknostr

https://image.nostr.build/c9f04314b8b5351449201f4d0a63d84f87b3db746c2d560ea14fae3069185b15.jpg


Yep


So, as promised, here is the first prototype of the #Lightning #Beer #app. Sorry i could export just one screen (I am creating this after work, so not much time for now). I will create the public repo during the weekend and share here at #nostr only.

Support expressed via comments and critiques are highly appreciated.
Launch will be made first in SP/#Brasil. I will details the tech stack to be used in the first version.
Found nodeless.io by nostr:npub1utx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7803c2k986henvvha4thuwfkper4s7r50e8  highly interesting, I think that would be more aligned with #bitcoin values than OpenNode… let’s see. Thanks a lot for previous help, now I have a more clear roadmap for payments.

More screens and repo soon!
Cheers! 🍻 https://image.nostr.build/6187c80f3ec6201a5c31935aec66880bbc5202b54054dfaf71fae792d37f0c9a.png


Siggghhhhhhhh


Nokia liked this post


Rip Ngmi


It was pretty cool. They killed a lot of stuff


When nobody asks you about the Roman empire

https://image.nostr.build/cddfad3c8a57998726a2e9d42ccbb91c85b8b8cb51ff4df8d399caa46f9d2cd6.jpg


Nope


Welcome 😊🫂


Hi guys, my name is Mimi ✌
@duchess told me this is the new place to hang out, so I’m here to see what this hangout place is all about.

Tell me about yourselves and what you guys are doing here.

#nostr #nostrich #newtonostr #plebchain #newbies #grownostr #modelstr #girlstr #bitcoin #damus https://image.nostr.build/1163c8f5108652e27b2394155db9657e049eb33db0cdcc0db975214b1ae6e4ca.jpg


I build apps 3-4x faster with copilot and ChatGPT, and with more languages that I don't have to learn . For me it's going great 😃


Fiat culture cannot produce this, developer won't meet quarterly profits in time to beat inflation, gotta ship garbage fast to pump your stonks

https://image.nostr.build/ec3fdbaeae8f4791259ba0872e8e518125fba3fae8de668a655aec1c501cf7bd.jpg


When your girl has too much booty

https://video.nostr.build/e9068bb015ba29a855bdd5a57a3840ad6b59443aecb8b98d622010c98e444aea.mp4


Air fried frog legs with hot sauce 🐸

Would you eat?

https://image.nostr.build/4e8c8c20c5b516a993ebcecdca6e766439e6ff28f90f9ee0c68d6c34aa1e6559.jpg


Honestly nodes can run on almost anything made in the last 10 years

Try to get Max storage, most important


Lightning privacy is about to get much better for receivers.

https://image.nostr.build/b4ddb245c244ad1a0f12b2b491043cb49af9f8a26d034d565c67753f8329a7c1.jpg


Shop for deals like this for your node.

https://image.nostr.build/aed3f6a270010800f082410eb9c275c23f714e7c0824360478baba41c7358e46.jpg


Gender reveals are getting out of hand

https://video.nostr.build/8c8fa6dcad92b413b469a4fe5f893468c598a821a71eb3df01c3db4ba30d6d47.mp4


I build SaaS apps now


Yes, I know I'm going to hell

https://video.nostr.build/6100b8d5257fafdaa854d8a6bb5967c159bbd79a9273e5d789a2a169217dbbcb.mp4


RIP :(

I really hope no bitcoiners get rugged by this


Ripple pulls out of Fortress Trust acquisition 👀

Bankruptcy incoming?


Next update, NostrSync backup service will come with custom relays option, along with the capability to store backups obtained from external sources.

This app allows you to fetch, download, manage, update, and broadcast your Nostr data across all existing relays without any external servers. More to come! 🤙
https://image.nostr.build/7d2b5e4f556852b0dd1819f712a87836042131fb34ace378617e9371e870d9d0.jpg


This note certifies that I'm pledging 1M sats for the implementation of AUTH for strfry.  https://github.com/hoytech/strfry.  This is not a bounty per-se, I do not want to create competition, I simply want to further strfry development.  If anyone is interested in working on strfry, join the strfry telegram.  🌱


How I feel when people actually sell me Bitcoin for paper units

https://image.nostr.build/226d73778b4d9b2bedfa4121f1e15e3fa52a44f7849c8ff4862addb14de403ba.gif


Whoops


Introducing https://nostr.cooking A new #nostr client that allows you to share and exchange your recipes for zaps 🧑🍳 ⚡

Developed by the talented nostr:npub1q7klm2w94hyq3qdm9ffzpahrrq0qcppmjrapzhz0rq6xgq3fdrnqr6atmj we created a new experience on nostr where we marry the age old art of cooking with #nostr and #bitcoin 💜🧑🍳🧡

Present your culinary masterpiece,  your cherished family recipe, or that experiment that turned out great and connect it to the community who values authenticity 💜 🤗

Don’t just like a recipe, zap it as a token of gratitude ⚡ 🙏 ⚡

Food transcends culture and connects people across the world. Now we have a place to share these experiences on #nostr 🫂💜⚡🥗🍕🥪🍱🍲🍛🍜🍝🍣🍤🍿🍳🥞🍩🧁🍨🍰🥯🥩🥦🥒🥖🍯🥨🍚


Actually wild lmao


Sorely needed


Almost done with a long term event retention relay. Looking for feedback - what would you change?

Why?
- Most relays do not accept very old events
- Some relays periodically purge old notes
- Offline backups/private personal relays are not viewable by others
- Fiatjaf told me to do it

How will it work?
1. Add sats to your pubkey balance
2. Send notes to the relay (no created_at limits, upload data as old as you’d like)
3. As our relay receives your notes it will charge your balance a pro rated annual fee per note (price TBD)
4. Your notes are stored and indexed by the relay as well as automatically backed up and available for rapid export at anytime.

Authorized delete requests are always honored and not charged.

This relay will be available publicly for anyone to add to their nostr client and query historical notes.


Soon (TM)

8 different image generation models, no kyc, uncensored, pay with bitcoin, api access

https://m.primal.net/HMLj.png
https://m.primal.net/HMLk.png


Yep basically. Nodeless asks for your ln addy and on-chain addy to sign up. Our node accepts the payments then immediately forwards to your own wallet.


In da club 50 cent


Thanks for clarifying it's culture 🙏

You can't even remember what you said 5 mins ago.

https://image.nostr.build/653d6d75f5faa08ed12621d954a80e917df19568cf74dcafbe14d96b9446f11d.jpg


There is a real problem in the 30+ community, what should be done? I'm just noticing patterns bro


Theoretical $2500 isn't real


Whats wrong is if you find yourself in an argument about which side rapes less, while not acknowledging that no rape is acceptable and all races do it, yet it's only a problem for one race due to proportion,( implying there is some kind of acceptable level)...

You might just be a low IQ racist cunt.

How about this. I'm japanese. My race doesn't rape anyone proportionate to white people. Therefore there sure is a rape problem in the white community.

See how retarded that is?

Don't talk to me about being smart lmao, you know how we stack up already. Maybe go read another vanity fair article or sth idk


Here u go

https://image.nostr.build/bbf01ca2a14b31c0f7c04aa4a49bca98b8dc8f4a78a18e15e2fe6fd1ccbf0c1c.jpg


Cs2 basically feels the same but the menus are nicer


You're an influencer now, unfollowed


Absolutely proving the point here.

Great success by stealing, standing next to a money printer, running psyops, bribing politicians and you think this should be emulated?

Should ghetto ass drug dealers who make millions be emulated for their "great success"?

I'm not mad at white people. I'm mad that when a small group of black people do something bad, people say there is a problem with race.

But when white people do it, it's called great success


#diversity

https://image.nostr.build/faa65471da2867a9034bc0b6b90b4743c43b9b1223e8820bf56f86421c795ca1.jpg


How come when young black guys loot an iPhone people start complaining about race

But when old rich white guys loot the entire planet for trillions... it's not about race?

This double standard is very annoying and telling

Pieces of shit come in all colors 🙏#equality


Do you have 8 hours to change your life and possibly the world?

1. Write down your most promising idea .... what problem it solves and why your solution is different/better than existing options... create a one page business plan  (internet search for a template). BPlan includes some research on competition and their financials. If competition is publicly traded, you can download sec form 10-k which will provide financials and essentially their BPlan...from this, you can extrapolate to create projected financials for your business to see if it's viable.

This might take you 8 hours, and is the first step.

If you do this, I'm happy to review and polish it up. I used to work in finance. I can also help with the financial projections - just get the 10-ks or historical data for me. It's fairly quick for me to whip up a spreadsheet, as long as I have some competitor info.

2. The one page business plan becomes a pitch deck to investors. Again, internet search for a template so it doesn't look amateur.   I can also help review this.

3. Present to investors. Now that you are clear and your value proposition is coherent, there are a lot of people with money to fund your idea.  Happy to help you network. But you need to eli5 bc my background isn't tech

Also, find a business partner if you do not have laser like focus, discipline and motivation. And even if you do, two heads are better than 1.

Hope this is helpful ✨🙏.


Rpi for nodes is a psyop


Last time I did math with you I feel like I lost cool points so gonna avoid this one


Damn Bitcoin chill, already at $30,000!

This is crazy lol

https://image.nostr.build/9073147d6b696cf1d69723f410fa90aa211c6c63fa8be1b3b092ab4359b10450.jpg


This is what we build nodeless for, it's like btcpayserver but all the node stuff and liquidity management is pulled out.


Nodeless.io and we have an open source PoS app now for Android

All no KYC, semi-non custodial


My biggest regret in life was spending so much time at my "good job" with "job security" and "benefits"

Sitting in a cubicle forwarding spreadsheets and powerpoints around almost destroyed my soul.

https://video.nostr.build/5d4300fd64fffc9d6792017018e34dad358b41ba26244585083040e5edd2abb6.mp4


Pls hire them asap 🙏🫂


#coffeechain

https://image.nostr.build/b21edc84af03da0da6c3ceaed6505373d16ca654b9cd405360ced22224f6dc01.jpg


Yes. I would watch pomp and get excited. Ngmi


Be gentle with dn 🙏🫂


What do you plan to sell in your new biz?


Gm,

Please start a company, we need more Bitcoin CEOs 🫡


Gm


Gm,

Once again asking if anyone has ahrefs, please halp 🙏🫂

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Does anyone have an ahrefs account and wanna let me mooch a couple keyword reports pls 😊


Goodnight …✨


Gn


Would not talk would just eat


GFDN


No I didn't mean nobody. I run an ai business, each GPU saves me a lot in AWS fees.


My body is telling me to stack GPUs instead of sats, help


Yes but it's private, you can only read my notes from there, no writing


Our body is ready


Who wants a good deal on a Pacific Bitcoin GA ticket? It's in Los Angeles Oct 5th and 6th and I won't be able to attend. DM if interested. Thanks! #bitcoin #btc #nostr #pacificbitcoin


wss://public.relaying.io

https://image.nostr.build/d724e323d2cb2aacd1b1deb6efcc6a0953c72fcbfe0abc215c99a4c1c69e3e4a.jpg


Makes everything annoying


Didn't even know they were working on it. Guess I'm losing a couple weeks of life now


Counter strike?


That's the same statist nonsense Americans have been saying for over a hundred of years.

Here is some anti Irish immigration propaganda from early 1900s, just swap Irish for whatever you don't like currently. Did the Irish destabilize America?

Blaming immigrants is so classic and low IQ, come up with something original at least.

Btw last I checked, the people burning down cities and looting stores are American citizens. You don't need mass immigration for that.

https://image.nostr.build/46e8c5d6972dca415b55f5683adc4b1733169f1859bdc817933c74b9755eecc8.jpg


The self custody wallets like Zeus and Mutiny is running a node, it runs right on your phone


Yes it's running PopOs, nice Nvidia support out the box


Prism seems spammy, gonna ignore you mofos for a bit byyeeee


Meatstr sounds erotic


Don't run a lightning node to earn routing fees.

Run a lightning node to prevent getting rugged.


Yes


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Block Height: 809,594
Moscow Time: 37:96 ⚡/ $
V4V: 16 zaps 2,748⚡
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Nostr Report is committed to V4V, thank you to our supporters.
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nostr:npub1l2vyh47mk2p0qlsku7hg0vn29faehy9hy34ygaclpn66ukqp3afqutajft shares a demo of what it looks like when you use EXIT to import your tweets to Nostr. You have control over what gets imported and to which relays they are sent.
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nostr:npub1jlrs53pkdfjnts29kveljul2sm0actt6n8dxrrzqcersttvcuv3qdjynqn shares his vision for the future of the Coracle client.
https://habla.news/u/hodlbod@coracle.social/where-is-my-coracle-going

nostr:npub1vwymuey3u7mf860ndrkw3r7dz30s0srg6tqmhtjzg7umtm6rn5eq2qzugd Huge congrats on 800 episodes of Bitcoin And… 🎉
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nostr:npub1cf3zeytdnwgwzz5pk2ax0vvmmlzad03xcft4d50ejrfhsh8pxcdsefx7gk HRF gifts 19 BTC via the Bitcoin Development Fund to support 15 projects worldwide. See linked note for details on the grant recipients.
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nostr:npub1mz3vx0ew9le6n48l9f2e8u745k0fzel6thksv0gwfxy3wanprcxq79mymx introduces PlebAI, which exclusively connects to open-source, large language models. Learn more via the linked article:
https://habla.news/u/starbuilder@current.fyi/1695745011827
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nostr:npub16c0nh3dnadzqpm76uctf5hqhe2lny344zsmpm6feee9p5rdxaa9q586nvr Primal for Android v0.16.8 is out, brining new features including create account, notifications & notification settings, along with bug fixes.
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nostr:npub1n0sturny6w9zn2wwexju3m6asu7zh7jnv2jt2kx6tlmfhs7thq0qnflahe Nostur TestFlight update separates notifcations for reposts and new followers, along with various fixes.
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nostr:npub1jlrs53pkdfjnts29kveljul2sm0actt6n8dxrrzqcersttvcuv3qdjynqn Coracle 0.3.7 is out with several new features including a local relay, global music player, and more. See not for full details.
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nostr:npub189j8y280mhezlp98ecmdzydn0r8970g4hpqpx3u9tcztynywfczqqr3tg8 GOSSIP v0.8.1 provides several bug fixes. See note for changes.
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nostr:npub1t0nyg64g5vwprva52wlcmt7fkdr07v5dr7s35raq9g0xgc0k4xcsedjgqv Have you checked https://oddbean.com ? Their clean design lets you up vote and read trending notes in an old Reddit thread style
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Learn more about how to help them meet their goal of getting hands-on learning about the #bitcoin protocol into the hands of thousands around the world in this linked thread:
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Stay Classy, Nostr.
https://nostr.report


Everywhere I look, I see more stuff that I won't comply with.

https://image.nostr.build/5c06daa03c9f9f39388d7f7e4e334d0ebdf5a7addd5eceaeefc4d8456f8d24c4.jpg


Better than nothing but in the event of some problem with the building and your node is down as well as the watch tower, you don't have any protection

But no need to overthink 0.001% probabilities especially considering most people don't use watch towers at all


Good luck to all governments trying to regulate our self hosted GPUs 😎

https://image.nostr.build/1592137d985b31fc8f9d558a1161bd37be12fbc1ef2b4cf9ccd9e9fee3523dde.jpg


Beautiful, muh feelz 🥺


chopin, nocturne
https://v.nostr.build/505r.mp4


Scan

Redeem nuts

Throw out paper?


We need more PHP devs, a lot of PHP apps out there that could use Bitcoin, but we're all too busy jerking off to our rust code 👨💻🍆


Nodeless.io has a lightning paywalled email just sayin 😊😎


Here's a meme to better explain the point I'm making this morning

https://image.nostr.build/650c4fa2bf3dabe2fd7fe3a920ee07dcbd10b38861d62b91daf315e790716967.jpg


Near Algonquin 🫡


The state steals from you to bailout banks, fund their war machine all around the world and hire 87,000 agents to spy on your venmo account.

Then psyops you into thinking it's immigrants fault, don't fall for it anon


Fall is coming to the cottage 🙏😊

https://image.nostr.build/23aaf5950d4678f54bf6c846f26feab60cd9a29fe7a8f7428dbf62680a24c1c4.jpg


Gm,

Might fuck around and build some cashu libraries for everyone's favorite language: PHP


Fuck public resources, they should get strained and collapse so private markets can fix them.


A huge portion of bitcoiners are closeted statists and forgetful that they too are descendants of immigrants.

But they don't mind immigrants when they are serving coffee and delivering UberEATS. They just don't wanna see too much brown skin in their own neighborhoods.

Complain about welfare states after spending trillions to bomb Muslims for 20 years, amazing


If you need dev testers I'm just around the corner 🙏🙏


PROXNUT: Cashu Proxy Crafted to Protect and Monetize Web Resources

"PROXNUT is an innovative solution designed to revolutionize API data transactions. It seamlessly integrates with any Cashu ecash wallet, allowing users to access or monetize API data directly using tokens without the need for account setups."

https://www.nobsbitcoin.com/proxnut-launched/


This one goes out to all the kings out there 👑🤴

https://video.nostr.build/f5cd846051eccc21195eaf0742e05b35d8ccd8435c05b065455c76cae4d3e957.mp4


Putin price hike from transitory supply chain issues don't worry


Dan held from stacks shitcoin?


No 🙏


No, mac unusable


100 years later and people still have to line up at the bank

https://image.nostr.build/f80019893d6ed0bc0ae73ac5577e5ae72e9497505e8dcd25af40b83862d53e49.jpg

https://image.nostr.build/f1b2316cfb86e1c4b247baafbdfbd9edd2c204c4790180ce288b1802530d0354.jpg


The city, the mountains, or studying?


Is coupon pronounced koopon or queuepon


Absolute banger


WEF likes this post


Looking for 3-5 devs to help me test an AI API

Minimum you need to know how to make API calls and set auth headers

You will get free stable diffusion images generations for your trouble 🫡

Pls comment if interested I'll DM you an API key


Do they even have a node? Still can't find anything on them


Playing an AI model that makes other AI models

I don't think Gilfoyle would approve

https://image.nostr.build/4d6c46b662889228ddf6b9950484fec1caf7561dfd6ad53f52187072e6373a2b.jpg


Congrats to anchor and ten31!! 🫡💯🔥


Just wanted to share: I'm switching my main video platform to Rumble from here forward.

Until #nostr provides a viable alternative and also becomes a comparable network, this is where you'll have the highest likelihood of finding my work. I'll still be on Youtube, but I don't think of them as a reliable platform, especially considering the discussions I enjoy.  The thought police will not have trouble finding "wrongthink" in my conversations.

Migration has only just started, so any help in sharing, following, etc you can give is a huge help. Bootstrapping new networks is a pain in the ass 😂🙏🏻💜

https://rumble.com/user/TheGuySwann


Having a backup strategy is almost useless if you don't also test it from time to time.

The time to test disaster recovery is not in the middle of a disaster


The bitcoin of operating systems


No idea what you're talking about

Where is your code for nostr services? Would love to try out all the free stuff you're building for us


Site goes down because of overwhelming popularity and demand, obviously people are not praising a blank page...

Chill man lol


45 years of Operation system market share data

https://video.nostr.build/8bcf00914cf3ca819359f2158796a675f730450a0e16d8fe95c88d4204b21f99.mp4


Or Google+ for that matter 😂


Is Lnbig closing channels on anyone else past few days? 🤔


It costs me $5/mo to host it so I marked it up $2/mo


Introducing EXIT

You broke up with your ex; it wasn’t treating you well, maybe it was shadow banning you or your friends; it was manipulating you into becoming your worst possible self.

But over the years you accrued a bunch of quality shitposts, and perhaps some nuggets of wisdom.

Introducing: https://exit.pub:

The last bridge you’ll need to port over your data into the new world of decentralized freedom-tech.

1. Download your twitter archive
2. If Elon agrees, you’ll get a zip file; uncompress it and just use exit.pub to import your data into nostr

✅ original dates are used; whatever you posted in 2009 will show up as posted in nostr in 2009
✅ granular control of which tweets to import (threads, non-replies, replies)
✅ V4V, you choose how much your shitposts are worth
✅ it *should* preserve embedded images
✅ granular control of which relays you want to publish to

Try it out:

https://exit.pub


If public relays are rejecting your old Twitter notes, you can always spin up a private relay for them at relaying.io 😊


#footstr


You just doxxed your age young lady


Relay operators today preparing for millions of note imports, thanks nostr:npub1l2vyh47mk2p0qlsku7hg0vn29faehy9hy34ygaclpn66ukqp3afqutajft

https://media.tenor.com/aIZrrqGuOFwAAAAM/hold-on-to-your-butts-jurrasic-park.gif


Rip

https://image.nostr.build/5c16bdaf5327abae19c0fa248b6839201ae21d1015038525f91f938665923d9b.jpg


It's weird the last digits of my sn in Canada are 69DN


Has anyone successfully imported their tweets with Pablo's exit app yet? I wanna see some results


 Wen ColdPhone mk4

https://image.nostr.build/ca121f63eb50f1ee5e6fbb27456b09048fff77abce81c8e8ab0992efbfd0eeb3.jpg


Checkmate.
#govermentjujitsu

https://image.nostr.build/c73afaef17549213af2e45b3cbe26bc203b0d38f094f4bdec807a22914a06a33.jpg


First of all lol wtf kinda dude wears that 😂😂

But yeah this has important context, it's an ad, he's at the beach with friends his face is showing, which imo is safe

But if you just crop his penis only then it becomes nsfw


Lol nah but all my ai gfs call me Casablanca 😎🍆


Let's flip it around

Do you think this is NSFW ? Just a guy in a speedo right? 🤔🤔

https://image.nostr.build/274916f213057dd9733a851dfd9820a584c2f3e0f398011a8bb54eb0c46fb62e.jpg


Nostr iq test


Gm!

Let's play a game called find your super hero name!

First name: Name of the street you grew up on

Middle name: favorite sports team

Last name: mother's maiden name

My super hero name is Casablanca Lakers Giroux

What's yours? 😊


I think if more of her body / face was showing or more context about what she's doing then it would be fine. A woman in a sports bra is safe for work.

But this is just a close up picture of boobs, that's the clear focal point of the pic, so I think it's NSFW.


Gm 🫡


GN to all the Lightning gods out there https://image.nostr.build/e3866950ceadb076abb987c880c33af1b2392a4592acea949d392e8bdbecdf39.jpg


Hello


All these ppl have strict jobs

My job has been to generate AI boobies all day and judge which ones are too hot

Tough gig tbh


Stiff

Freudian slip


It happens whenever you get a dick pic


This is my line of thinking as well


Dn 🫂


I also don't see any red and blue lights I would expect them in this situation


Damn.

This is the message I get from our government run care

https://image.nostr.build/9f045f7f370482479049afe3db9c793870dabf5f57472aac9d80ffa0eca8487e.jpg


Nice try fed


I think the bull market can start now

https://video.nostr.build/86be979d5b10214c66c246cdf234a25c7feaaf8fadbbcf64298e9b5ea7984c93.mp4


Steve jobs gives a demo of reading CDs with  QuickTime (May 2000)

https://image.nostr.build/5e63739139eb3b34ee571e8ef4587fb308ae54a3182bac88c1ca9367a0e5dcf2.jpg


Hours slip away fast,
With frens, noting on relays
Moments forever last.


You pass the test


You failed the test


VirtualBox so I can run another os inside and not mess up my fresh one


It must be because
People can't contain themselves
Around NFTs


Chat.btcpayserver.org

Not sure we even have official TG?


This was generated by AI using the prompt "a woman exercising at the gym"


Do you think AI should classify this image as NSFW?

Working on edge cases

In this specific case consider there is no face showing in the photo and if there was, would that change how you classify it?

https://image.nostr.build/4b3755f9c355ad88c7c481c5d3f85a13eaf95c03cae6b61234802611f578a88b.jpg


Shamelessly hoping the NPCs forgot cow bad


Can nostr fix this? 🤔

https://image.nostr.build/c10118bb038977c0ea15053294ec5331109df09e2e39a00a2e3e3f61141197c6.jpg


Catholic is next level

https://image.nostr.build/b98597cb2e54f34d8d208ef6912b507773bb24805e0362baa5fe044feec5bb95.jpg


The meme is me saying it. Explaining the joke spoils it, I'm sorry you didn't get it or don't like it fren 🙏


Of course, those priests need their little boys to be ungroomed


Smoking weed makes you five times more likely to experience depressive symptoms.

90% of people who claim to be depressed aren't actually depressed.

They're just addicted to fast food, porn, and video games.

They don't sleep properly, don't get enough sunlight, and never exercise.

Fix your body first; it will fix your mind.

Humans were made for struggle.

Save yourself, save your family, save your friends, save your community, and save the world— in that order.

Forget the concept of time.

Just work until the job is done.

Actionable advice:

1. Do everything in your power to optimize your sleep— aim for eight hours of perfect sleep.
2. Fast for 12 hours.
3. Do cardio every day, complemented by weight lifting.
4. Eat a diet rich in high-protein whole foods.

#Entertainment #Nostrich #Newtonostr #Plebchain #Newbies #GrowNostr #repost #420 #weedstr #Bitcoin #GSBAM


Same here. Until people start putting frogs on chain


Frog minds think alike 🐸


UN censures Canada over celebration of Ukrainian WW2 Nazi veteran #news #press
https://www.rt.com/news/583552-un-canada-nazi-veteran-celebration/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=RSS


Smells more raw, unfiltered


Don't trust, verify, Bitcoin strikes again


And relays love you 💞🙏


What is the ratio of Bitcoin to stablecoins? 🤔

https://image.nostr.build/08d9161d4b04e514ec44c906e418119b851ccd64aac579083ced1aa4e468674b.jpg


Go for 10x tbh


📢 NDK 1.3.0 released!

* Massive user profile speedup with an aggressive LRU cache; apps using NDK Svelte Components will have the profile information available before the page is loaded (no flickering!)
* Enables zap splits
* Improved partial-EOSE logic
* Ignores displayName and other bugfixes


It does take up more space on the remote server, and is encrypted on your device before hitting backblaze.


It doesn't need it but the software blocks you, it's so stupid 😔, apparently no fix that I could find


Everything's wrong. The stress of my modern office has caused me to go into a depression!


🤣 https://i.nostr.build/YRW2.jpg


No KYC, non custodial, open source


One day probably 🫡, but things are staying nice and balanced so far on low volume


Probably something I should know 😂


Same


Nodeless Point of Sale app

100% Open Source

Coming soon!

https://image.nostr.build/558f50236d87a81bf177bc415607a1ddbc688e826232bc83549a043547ca845a.jpg


Apparently yes but I've never tried


Lindsay Lohan

https://image.nostr.build/a4f4396ef284b16a634d93d2b123b5b623808e21456ab2b64dfc40a67161ec16.jpg


Dads going hard in the paint round 2

https://image.nostr.build/03f16b70999a334a9e616077153b2b4904715ef6c2837bb15d2c106940ce6be1.jpg


Blazingly fast GrapheneOS


New Snort release v0.1.15

## Added
- User status on profile pages (Music only [NIP-38])
- Following mark on avatars, if you follow the pubkey you will see a green tick on their avatar
- Pin encryption, encrypted private key storage for nsec login
- Pubkey (readonly) logins hide buttons which cannot be used (reactions, reply, save profiles, dms etc)
- Muted words feature (phase 1)
- NIP-28 public chats

## Changed
- Styles changes for Content warnings
- Live stream embed styles
- Cashu token embed styles
- Snort Deck thread navigation in modal from timeline
- PoW miner moved to WASM module for faster hashing

## Fixed
- Profile link to dms
- Long form content loading and replies
- Search function restored

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=social.snort.app


uid


I'm using encrypted backups with rsync and backblaze 🤔


Truenas has this annoying thing where the host reserves a GPU, so without integrated graphics you can't actually pass it to your Plex instance, kinda fail


I think diy with AMD and ECC ram is the way to go.

Install proxmox as hypervisor, run truenas in a vm, although this can be pretty complicated and annoying, might be simpler to just get a dedicated device with truenas running bare metal


Hmmm this is real science, mine is more of a bro science approach 😭😂


Just completed my GPU load balancer that's smart enough to estimate how long your AI workloads will take balances and optimizes which queues to use.

Very gm indeed


You have the right to remain anon.

Any data you generate can and will be used against you.


Not interested in hard forks


We will not comply, gfy EU commies

https://www.nobsbitcoin.com/eu-parliament-dac-8-surveillance/


In Canada we don't even care if they're Nazis

As long as it's Ukrainian it's good

https://image.nostr.build/ebfea9114842c2d1c8a43b431bc599716138c398943af3d007f1156427b4226b.jpg


Og #boobstr gm


Yes I know how it works

https://www.bbc.com/news/health-54902908


Plenty of testimony. Do you understand how UK press works? Stories like this have to be 100% air tight before MSM reports. They were researching for three years.
sure he could be 100% innocent....


The only NFTs I'm into are non-fake tits 🫡


When a bitcoiner asks me if I care about microstrategy, and if they should hold their coins with Coinbase or blackrock

https://video.nostr.build/8607c5f32680ef539f7850f76f205dc2b9c11be83dbd9d1a4d697ce248245529.mp4


Gotcha 🐶🐾🤣🤣🤣 HM!

https://video.nostr.build/72792527b04f2e7ff930ea2460904b1e95c7d67eb718e7636761f38922ccbd6e.mp4


Gm? Dn? Am I falling for one


Keep door closed, buddy keeps


Gm,

Zomg I can't wait for a bitcoin ETF! Blackrock will be great for Bitcoin!

Yah I buy my coins KYC from a prime trust wrapper

Yah I use a custodian because estate planning

Yah I report my capital gains

I don't spend my bitcoin I just hodl bro

Yah I follow bond traders for the kids

Cathy Wood said 1m BTC and she's the best

Mortgage your house and buy Bitcoin at the top, it's digital energy of cyber hornets goddess of wisdom but also make sure to let Coinbase hold it

We are the biggest larp industry ever

G fking m


Watch fast and furious you noob!


Fees are low, it's channel open/consolidation time

Just lightning chores ⚡


I am guilty of this so it's also a self dunk

https://image.nostr.build/d2ccee0d69fbf96e8c989af9b0f1fbb13ede1738d6aa3bce4f738323662ba7c7.jpg


Soviet vibes


Destroyed, completely devastated


I'm so bullshit on guillotines right now.


You're welcome.🙏

Btw I am the chap in the tutorial 😂


Strfry recommends 2gb of memory and I see you only have 1gb. You are probably getting OOM errors

sudo nano /var/log/syslog


Did you sudo apt update before starting


Type

sudo journalctl | grep strfry


Ok so you haven't been joking this whole time


What error


When you ask a bitcoiner to fix the sidewalk

https://image.nostr.build/d38bcbf7967d1e4c263efacf1ccf42a7e416b5b58acb1d4daa55d2970e03d085.jpg


I don't see how an image that anyone can screenshot or upload to any chain is collectable. I collect many memes but never had to pay for them and I feel like I own it just as much as if I put on a Blockchain? 🤔 I just don't get it


Thanks, just added this to my collection on my phone and backed up to my personal cloud 🙏🫡

https://image.nostr.build/3d55fa5eff1113d3ed67fd41952d797fa183c542e655150dbaeed60ac9e84530.jpg


You can also skip all the steps and just buy one from relaying.io but otherwise you can check the tutorial


Why do people want to make NFTs happen so badly

This is a psyop isn't it?


Twitter thinks they will become the public town square but only 22% of the world is capable of having a voice

No credit card = no blue check = no reach

https://image.nostr.build/0d85c2e77867da5cbc727bbf22fd8e9dc69558891a41ee8a49fa982be06fabbf.jpg


Bought it rock bottom price from a rekt shitcoiner a few days ago 🫡


Since you don't have a lightning address I can't tell if you're joking or just new to nostr. But there are hundreds of relays, maybe thousands, it's doing well on that front 🫡


It was a great meme for it's time

https://video.nostr.build/161b590bc7fec2e7a8ddb894d362a929cf5231aa09a2be4aa820ab1ff1f50ffc.mp4


nostr:npub1utx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7803c2k986henvvha4thuwfkper4s7r50e8 built us some magic software.


My artistic interpretation of dn

https://image.nostr.build/fa42e1a0094ef20e867107d45faebf7fde4fc87bc842a4304f1dabb74d09f5d5.jpg


The memers all got together and agreed to double our production

Basically like the opec of memes


+21 respect points for pow note


Me and my 3 clients about to fix nostr


60% pb then dunk dn at the end for aromatics 🙏


Good boy


Bring back the guillotine 🫡


Instead of garlic and onions I used a scoop of pesto and now my tomato sauce is so good


Yikes


Bring back the guillotine

nostr:nevent1qqsgf0w5tdwf0jxp60xq2gsq53nd76pamzhy4m0afd2lj466zkdm39spp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqzyphydppzm7m554ecwq4gsgaek2qk32atse2l4t9ks57dpms4mmhfxqcyqqqqqqgegh62l


Stay humble and don't sell snake oil to fellow bitcoiners.

https://void.cat/d/LsQqcitJVeE9v8r1fx3QPc.webp


C++ I can't I tried 😭


The future is now old man


I was too poor to afford that 😭


I remember you could burn 700mb to a CD and that felt like a LOT, but it took like 20 mins.

Still felt like magic tho


Bitboy is down so big and I'm here for it


Just bitcoiner thoughts

And devops who like data redundancy


Airdrop


We earn 1% on the transactions on our users then share 10% of that revenue with the referrer for the lifetime of the account


You must have some bitcoin then, enjoy the confirmation bias 🫡🫂


God: My son, you now weild all the power of the gods in your feeble mortal hands, what shall you do with such unbridled ability?

Utxo: 90 purple ostriches per minute.


It's not fair that peasants in the 1600s got 100 acres of land for like $2 that's now worth billions

Just like it's not fair people in 2023 can get 5000 sats for $2

But life's not fair, get rekt future humans 😈


With zaps splits it can do a lot of client and relay funding


The device you just posted this note with and the relays that serve it


Keynesians in shambles


Some people are making very nice passive income on the nodeless referral program.

You should too, just saying


*slaps GPUs*

This bad boy can produce 90 purple ostriches per minute

https://video.nostr.build/632687833da8c807e80cc639bfba590fa6b76cff06034986d695f82c40fe66c1.mp4


Gm hrf king


I feel kinda larpy for not stacking for a while, buying too much computer stuff lately


Every god damned time #bonerchain


How come I can't land punches in my dream fights?

It's like my hands are made of vapor or something, stupid brain


Hopefully GPU heat too from blasting models for good measure


Sigh. I too am computer support for many such mortals


Gm,

You can spot a hidden blue check when their comments are above other blue checks

https://image.nostr.build/530a8502f4c2f2f4cc75153c5ed99df644260d2134d47e366ffc8c577003b055.jpg


Gn 🫂


I'll be your first

https://image.nostr.build/ec77cdee0875416c2df838afd2134090e50f5f0633638104afdb91aba7d3127a.jpg


Not getting dick pics means you're doing something right seems like


I guess amethyst caches the hashtag you use the most? 🤔

https://image.nostr.build/b30342792c0a4c4851fc2640e22527337eba964fba2cd60425a53d1091776708.jpg


One of the cutest things new Nostriches do is DM you after a zap, even if it's just 21 sats 😍😍

You're welcome for the one penny good buddy 😂


DEEZ NUTZ REGION

GOT EM


DN? DC is quiet if thats what you meant, nothings happening here tonight.


Dms open


I'm in the dn region


Wholesome

https://image.nostr.build/cb4b9968769f5f04e1480d1f695e359ef5de2e7c1396e1181ba0a9ac05e35ad8.jpg


The Internet feels weird right now, something going on at AWS? 🤔


Yah but you have the own keys to your spending wallets that's worth way more than any routing fees


You run an ln node for selfish reasons, to have your own keys to your own channels to make private payments that can't be stopped. The incentives are in place to make it in your own interest to do it!

Routing fees are just peanuts and not the reason to do it 🫡


When Dad goes hard in the paint

https://image.nostr.build/40f41505a7d4439ef7521a0417c892548834efa8d6deb9f45105858a510962c4.jpg


Fuck got em 😭😂


Alright guess I'm not cultured after all


Don't burn on the Korean bbq


All my forks are dirty but thankfully I'm cultured with the asians

https://image.nostr.build/13f7e679f5ba15c99f9acd50eb1d56fdd60099b9b138e3d04dda339df5726b4f.jpg


I think we will soon experience a lightning rug 👀


I'm steady now when I deploy


When you send your first big Bitcoin transaction

https://image.nostr.build/801b380e8c8fd8c3df72eae26c7c9286da5139c8f9564b4e5c33a1b6802d4147.jpg


nostr:npub1clk6vc9xhjp8q5cws262wuf2eh4zuvwupft03hy4ttqqnm7e0jrq3upup9 just smiled a bit


You are both criminal


Could the timing of my self hosted AI rig be any more sweet right now

https://video.nostr.build/6d576ba12bfe873f7f2675e1222655c158f1d0df7f52836c24d5108760fcde7d.mp4


We just call people rapists without any evidence now or?


Back to coding byyeee 👨💻👨💻


Yep


Life in China is impossible without WeChat, one of the most powerful surveillance and control tools ever developed by humanity.

And this is Elon's vision for Twitter.

Every blue check is complicit in bankrolling this blooming dystopia.


Bitcoin is too complicated

nostr:nevent1qqs99wg3hfy6va3rflqc7f289hyecv6fatyq9kehnhuu3fl2dlkrzqgpp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqzyqr0gcuwzeqwqx5839t4arefs4e8eg0ryfa22xxug2gu5wdkwp8zvqcyqqqqqqgjs7mcq


🤔🤔🤔

https://video.nostr.build/bbbaca91a44ae936818363c4226cf342143b543e7a54934bdc8572191bf6a3cd.mp4


Need more customers

You can buy a relay at relaying.io if you wanna help 🙏


My time 😭


Make marketing great again

https://image.nostr.build/85a105a41534c53d05753ca1ce8275080bb5cc1f2acb37d24a77705b92e3f7e0.jpg


I make about $0.25 / hr from mine, pls share business tips


If you think this is gay, that makes you gay

 don't @ me 🙏


Y'all think I'm playing I even encrypt my grocery lists and self host it.

We saw how far people will go if they feel threatened by a sore throat, what if they believe you are responsible for killing billions

nostr:nevent1qqswjx0jmrqv9082y3mdcuagz7cm4w48hdxewmnwnjdxpafc8ldjc6sprpmhxue69uhhqatzd35kxtnjv4kxz7tfdenju6t0qgsw9n8heusyq0el9f99tveg7r0rhcu9tznatuekxt764m78ymqu36crqsqqqqqp2mad55


Avoiding posting steak pictures online, so ten years from now when the climate Reich is in power, there is no evidence of my transgressions

https://image.nostr.build/3697875b4245796b6025966c32e0d3cd9df83c64abf209fc408bdbe44567c561.jpg


😂😂

https://video.nostr.build/00b0f2761cf7a27c790de24d77a0bde96b47842efdbb2b7b9679f6ca69d63428.mp4


Men of nostr:

What's stopping you from dressing like this?

https://image.nostr.build/c7e8f9925b2baa38078e681eb980959015a9e354b13fe748824928e53b5f3a46.jpg


Good try and still fast 🫡👨💻


I think it's pretty strong here's a pic

https://image.nostr.build/4d11a464b3e81af9da1066ecc99df2ede7fbd2592394c783d924ffb63f5881f5.jpg


Me in a hardcore maxi podcast:

"Lightning needs improvement, here are some other layers to consider etc"

Me on crypto podcast:

"Lightning is amazing, it destroys every shitcoin, gfy"


Now it's just nost I guess


I know it's a bear market but god damn


Paper is money because the government said so

https://image.nostr.build/dd1a3845c278c1a08b1196afd196a7051bbd7ab76d411320b33de3b27089a28f.jpg


👀is that hotdog soup


Preach


sudo apt update

https://image.nostr.build/078e22c5c324a756ce57d9cf3f5095e34fdebeab70e20363f97add292ca231d7.jpg


If you need a 30 minute weekend project to upgrade your freedom 🫡

nostr:nevent1qqs0nrn6psztda7n7042nhcq5t9mx8k7hnguftvex6msjlyf5whpntcprpmhxue69uhhqatzd35kxtnjv4kxz7tfdenju6t0qgsw9n8heusyq0el9f99tveg7r0rhcu9tznatuekxt764m78ymqu36crqsqqqqqpf70yxv


https://image.nostr.build/6dd7a47a909d16a2bab6a02beaf35e8d99a21c7800e7db889b7b2358a7ce4433.jpg

#meme #memestr


Laggy group chats too :/


Releasing soon only to nostriches to help me test and refine it.

Uncensored, private AI tools

https://m.primal.net/HLsH.png


She's a keeper


Small legal podcast highly doubt you watch, will share after


Going on a cRyPtO podcast today 😅

Don't judge me, just shilling nodeless and why BTC is da way 🫡


150+ is still legendary status


Hot 🔥


Select nodeless as payment provider 😂😭


Impressive, respect 🫡


Hmmm phone typing eh


M'lady 🎩


Thank you nostr:npub1utx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7803c2k986henvvha4thuwfkper4s7r50e8!! I just setup my own relay thanks to your guide 😁


Cheater cheater pumpkin eater

New VPN I guess 😂


Montreal street vendors imo


Can't vibe with everyone, you do you my dude 🫡


I am going to crush this service 😈


lol

https://image.nostr.build/7a83a8f65eea36300601c6aa6b1ffa43187a32089f5448af898bea4e76eb8961.jpg


Only 24gb vram 😭


✨ Nostr is unreal. #Nostr #Btc #Plebchain 🔮
https://v.nostr.build/4nE3.mp4
#GrowNostr #Nostriches 💜


Nah it's good don't be a hater 🐸


How would it be better? 🤔

SQL is still cool no?


Satsflow


Hmmm now I dn remember


Gm I've been there before but I didn't see you dn


Yah I borrowed worthless paper to buy real money


Just woke up 💤😴 (#bonerchain)


But gobermint says it's illegal

https://image.nostr.build/dd1a3845c278c1a08b1196afd196a7051bbd7ab76d411320b33de3b27089a28f.jpg


Tell your relay provider to get off his ass and build the feature


One of the most sinister lies of the establishment, is that we should be afraid of economic disaster if everything was consistently getting more affordable.

ie. Natural deflation hurts the economy, thus the counterfeit class is “saving us.”

https://youtu.be/vknNY3oTABc?si=7eSOiFqXpNn1GDgW


AI server


Not for mining 😈


Got them all working in parallel without SLI ☺

https://video.nostr.build/1ec36dd1ec6646041a646b53b0b071c13d7ce11349af12d02c50f3237ff40015.mp4


All work on amethyst, #2 best


You will find out very soon 😉


Whole system


She's alive 😈

https://image.nostr.build/668fcffbfe5842453631e7809949d41f9b30b380163f3dc1cbce32ac72d8ea2f.jpg


Be ungovernable

https://image.nostr.build/84140971bfe32597295a59bbdd84ac2ddaef7d85fcc6cf3ef6af69fe3e7679a9.jpg


Dark yet dank


💀

https://image.nostr.build/39338576a571b2543d0fc8dec6c96f42f8f18027796ebd6ad81549482227cbf5.jpg


The wrong name and 'not' in username are good starts 🤠


Our Chain analysis $22k/mo for an ln node boy


The amount of people who think this is a real account is too damn high

nostr:nevent1qqszgum5up8e672glzm0cp0rrvrtl2w6cz6dnarg3yz2c4xnxlupkdqpp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqzyp00jfppkh0sakta7mq6nr7q8r48jc4zneln8grq775dm6u7ukr7jqcyqqqqqqgnp4s4q


Ship it to me 🙏

I am using for AI stuff


🎉New Case Study!

How nostr:npub1yul83qxn35u607er3m7039t6rddj06qezfagfqlfw4qk5z5slrfqu8ncdu enabled 20 merchants at a conference to accept #bitcoin via nostr:npub155m2k8ml8sqn8w4dhh689vdv0t2twa8dgvkpnzfggxf4wfughjsq2cdcvg. 2,944 transactions and a total of 27,079.99€.

https://nostrcheck.me/media/popstar/nostrcheck.me_e8f8e025474f582f835d9386b03674c2323a1ca9e888e7fc.mp4

📗Read the case study: https://btcpayserver.org/case-studies/hodlhodl2023.pdf

Thanks to synergy of nostr:npub1getal6ykt05fsz5nqu4uld09nfj3y3qxmv8crys4aeut53unfvlqr80nfm, Sideshift, nostr:npub1jg552aulj07skd6e7y2hu0vl5g8nl5jvfw8jhn6jpjk0vjd0waksvl6n8n Liquid, Lightning LND, MyPlebTag, nostr:npub16uvg7mx3l97z8phfesl8rxj2vf82vn82hp9daala0egj45ynr8mstn0vkc and BitcoinizePOS resulted in 83.3% of merchants onboard to accept bitcoin again next year!


AI server 🫡


Because of arch, try on windows 😂


Nerd flexing 👨💻👑

https://image.nostr.build/becf70d430160fb1382c4a7abf2ef32941c7aebd1ecbb965e20a531398c30f0a.jpg


3x 3090


Lmao 💀☠

Blue checks on Twitter are huge normies


blue checks in disbelief

nostr fixes this 🫡

https://m.primal.net/HLlW.png


No idea


Off to buy a disgraced shitcoiner's mining rig after Vitalik rugged him with proof of stake.

I will use it to stack sats with data vending machines and uncensored AI models for the plebs 🫡

https://video.nostr.build/0fb4472336b2d2a11db7a65e80ed845ff37128b9d88a484e84e11d009f358ced.mp3


I said lawwrd Jesus there's a fire 🔥


Btcmap.org 🙏


It makes financial sense to spend some money to have private, non ruggable payments at no cost per txn.

People pay for bank accounts afterall


It's much better to pay for stuff with Bitcoin and use your fiat to drain exchanges imo

The more you use fiat for day to day transactions the more you reenforce it's network effects. Don't do this.

Dumping dirty paper for prestine money is one of the best ways to attack fiat and support Bitcoin 🫡🫡


I accuse Craig Wright or being sexually inappropriate with me 10 years ago in college.

Any other anons want to come forward?


Download mutiny

Fixed it


Gonna try to post pure signal today, sorry if you just want shitposting 🙏🫡


😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

https://image.nostr.build/d4666d102f6a745fb40bc329736013709bb05a0aa79f32f8429343e709bdd09a.jpg


Omg nooo... how can this be...


You don't need a separate computer or a lot of space to run a bitcoin node.

You can install Bitcoin core on your day to day computer/laptop and prune it to only take up a few GB.

This allows you to broadcast transactions to the chain without relying on someone else's node.

Please do this if you don't already.


That's the neat part you can't 🫡😉


Gm

https://image.nostr.build/711f9e9e9ea0245a2f8bbdc31c14f2c1cb6b2baa48bbb420ec60ef4c7c533874.jpg


Gn nostr 🫂


👑king👑


The typo has so much engagement Amethyst crashes trying to load it 😂


According to this at least! But so impossible to trust any news these days

https://nypost.com/2023/09/19/cnn-records-lowest-ratings-in-demo-in-its-recorded-history/


CNN got 350,000 viewers last night.

Even island boys got more views than that 😂


🫡🫡

https://image.nostr.build/5cd6561469d042eb61de35202a183bf4eb9daf2724787fcd39a5d4879697e107.jpg


Watching your frens continue to be on nostr well after saying gn

https://image.nostr.build/d5b4f27708843d05e9f280b489196c58cd619ea8979c06ce18d704a732bd613a.jpg


Huge flex


Buying an old crypto mining rig for my AI server, seller won't accept Bitcoin because he's "so done with crypto" 🤣


Way too early for gn, u gonna be on nostr minimum 2 more hours dn


Here building a new Internet not controlled by governments and corporations 🫡⚡


Hi Nostr, my name is Julia Lescova, I am a model from Latvia living in LA and I'm here to see what @Duchess is so excited about. She claims being here will help me learn more about bitcoin.

Tell me more about you guys and why you are here?

#nostr #nostrich #newtonostr #plebchain #newbies #nostr #grownostr #modelstr #girlstr #bitcoin #damus #firstpost https://image.nostr.build/d76a7e4103872c9381910de3c284e1bed60c7296935fa3ee3c030a8f9bed508b.jpg


Great term


This can happen in any country if you leave money in the bank

https://image.nostr.build/2060795d473d85881f75247d828838f4930b4e15bec9065d86fa1a8bca4ad7da.jpg


We landed at 2.2k


Bruh 3x 3090 👀👀


How much would you pay for this rig used? 🤔

For an AI server

https://image.nostr.build/589278264f010e1d683067583e000b5f9d4683c424ef35347e5f337b6b3274cb.jpg


😂😂😂

https://image.nostr.build/cb44c976af258d874ef5c8315974fd4479a635171d332c554cc1219550ab5e3b.jpg


I'm told dogs are carnivores but mine eats ice cream sometimes 🐶🐾


Elon Musk Neuralink prototype:

https://video.nostr.build/f159929380088ecd4cb648f74b5173fa04f27cc3de77d708eaf9a6a0c522a32c.mp4


Don't need a gf or sats fren just find a horni and boop 🙏


The world is not ending, pls have more babies 🙏


Some ideas: clients that don't have any bitcoin flow in them, or ability to hide zaps, pay for relays with fiat, more services/clients that abstract away nsec/npub management, more integrations with normie apps


Bitcoin is annoying to many and a turn off


https://image.nostr.build/c50c11223419899d6c2f085f0059e86cf65c38d22dda45d0e224604e6fb922b9.jpg

Current #Bitcoin block: 808,623
Estimated day of #halving: 25 Apr 2024 17:36:17 UTC
#meme #memes #memestr


Keep the 13 sats


Mempool.space


No aesthetic just bugs and errors 🙏


Wen nostr silk road

nostr:nevent1qqswngzf0u73a8unf8cj53c2qnj7ncxqft0l46m2smtxnj33h8zqc9gprpmhxue69uhhqatzd35kxtnjv4kxz7tfdenju6t0qgs8anfluc6na3x9xee8j05pg3wz5vvueu9znz536aade73cddf0xrgrqsqqqqqplgdl3f


Few


Yez


When everyone is walking around with chipped brains imma walk around in this

https://image.nostr.build/11b8df4f114c0424e14342bf464ea81fa147b743fef207e5afe48ec8448f6a69.jpg


I will not get the chip.

https://image.nostr.build/572db2d2ad1ecd9a6431c7f4e32978eee999250bdfcf43ae89278acf8b7a54f6.jpg


This is the way. And you now you have a backup too


Transactions last forever, but we don't associate anything like an IP to it or even a verified email.

Since we're no KYC if you use us correctly our data shouldn't link to your IRL in any way


How nodeless works:

As soon as you receive a payment, we immediately send it to your lightning address automatically

https://image.nostr.build/ec398946c1e1bdde30b449d9254131d915f4c930ef8f063699fcee01aa77898f.jpg


Bloodwork came back with high levels of creatine and iron and lower white blood cell count.

I'm not full carnivore but on a higher protein/fat diet but still have the carbs for my 2nd meal. I usually have steak/bacon/saugages /eggs or leftover protein for the first meal then regular mix on carbs, meat, veg and fruits with dinner with my family for the 2nd.

Is it expected with the increase in the red meat and eggs?  Do I need to exercise more then 3 times a week?  Are there things I can do reduce it like avoid certain foods such as sausages, store bought bacon bits and deli meats?

 #carnivore #keto #diet #steakstr #meat #nutrition


Took me a while to see the girl


NY Central Park. 🧡
#bitcoin nostr:npub12gxr5m6kh2frtq7vmklpjlsheqg0ps7unmhr37gn3algcs7eds2s39cz45 https://image.nostr.build/3c52d19689a1266cda88f43604d7cfcef5c4936e67fc639bbb2b1f95b46ee3bd.jpg


Yep now you can add to your profile for purple check


Will fix asap


I believe 58k@nodeless.io NIP05 is available fyi


Pepo is baby pepe


Cc nostr:npub1lrnvvs6z78s9yjqxxr38uyqkmn34lsaxznnqgd877j4z2qej3j5s09qnw5


If anyone is bored and wants to help me test 🙏

woo.nodeless.cc

Please just buy sth and let me know if you find any bugs. I will refund any purchase + a tip with a zap just lmk in comments


Meeting booked with largest distributor of car wheels in Ontario about accepting Bitcoin

👀👀👀👀


A deepfake app for onlyfans girls to change their face to protect their privacy

And to help those with butter faces 🙏


Hired these guys to promote my new business

https://video.nostr.build/c17c53518dd01804ecb1640516afc9b9326b7c9cb8aefc04741418247515e870.mp4


Probably not enough omega 3


I am in a bad mood thinking about gobermint

Need memes pls 🙏


American  billionaire enjoying listening to poor people singing "Rich Men North of Richmond" is just perfect

https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1704347481432276992/vid/avc1/480x852/XclTQ7y6v6yg64bJ.mp4


Remember when it was illegal to go outside with your family?

https://image.nostr.build/7a0734aa712d892b7b488e905b1dfd07f881f370deca85edb887288512230864.jpg


💀☠😂

https://image.nostr.build/040171fd35a33f8cc19ade5485d5401760843ae0b66eaced2f341e8816023314.jpg


Holy fuck 💀💀☠☠😂😂😂


psyop tier list

https://image.nostr.build/ccf30359f131b499f4593cddc864a093f07fcd217b2cc03edcbd9816976d5079.jpg


How to not fall for psyops

https://image.nostr.build/20baa52b1e46116959b724b3481f0bc2ddd8fa25b82a1885a3430c10c537204e.jpg


Definitely recommend eating more penis butter, it helps with mouth problems 💯💯


I didnt see one frame with a crashed plane

Gm


Wen tag nostr:npub1lrnvvs6z78s9yjqxxr38uyqkmn34lsaxznnqgd877j4z2qej3j5s09qnw5


Gm,

I am extremely interested in your nutritional advice, please drop some knowledge in this thread and tag nostr:npub1lrnvvs6z78s9yjqxxr38uyqkmn34lsaxznnqgd877j4z2qej3j5s09qnw5 🥩🥦🍓

https://image.nostr.build/4cec75c89a3ef6abf3cf14093070ad6d718ff7e1372a4002c839515002713dd2.jpg


Saying some misinformation is true is itself disinformation

You are extremely dangerous to our democracy


Then why isn't he convicted of murder for hire?

Alcohol and tabacco kill more people than fentanyl, where the jail sentences at if that's the yard stick?

He did just build the website. People who buy fentanyl and put it in their bodies kill themselves.

Isn't about him being a hero, it's about injustice.


Just a reminder that Epstein's clients are still free after raping children and Ross is in jail for building a website.

Gn


Feeling cute, might spread some dis/misinformation idk


Please pause, take care, before you share, alright anon?


☠ https://i.nostr.build/PlvZ.jpg


Zapping is pretty easy with Nostr Wallet Connect. You zap a bunch of notes in your nostr client and then approve those zaps inside your wallet. But what if it was just a little bit easier?

Today, we're shipping "auto approve" so you can set up Wallet Connections that auto-pay requests within a limit!

https://image.nostr.build/9863c067b8852c118b50ef76990227ba3f5a9fdd26f004acd4d994d4bf0c89b6.gif

To set up a budget, check the "auto approve" checkbox, then pick the amount and the interval. You can also edit existing wallet connections. There is no need to reconnect Mutiny to your nostr client if you've already set it up.

Auto approve is a simple concept, but we wanted to ensure we could pair it with budgeting before unleashing it on the world. Expect a lot more to come in the future around wallet connections and auto payments!

https://blog.mutinywallet.com/auto-approve-zaps-with-the-power-of-budgeting/


It is hilarious on nostr, any mention of any Linux distro all sorts of weird distro maxis start coming out of the woodwork 😂😂


2001 🤭😅

#computer #Plebchain https://video.nostr.build/cc3075941d0f09b9366e9d68ffae931e8c318bb94ab9e253f79d43a4371f52cb.mov


Lucky


Accelerated instant backups will go live today.

It will be a first, but significant step toward giving users full control over their data, rather than relying entirely on relays. nostr:npub12262qa4uhw7u8gdwlgmntqtv7aye8vdcmvszkqwgs0zchel6mz7s6cgrkj 🤜🤛


Nextjs, nestjs, nuxtjs will be better for future


Very old school, it will be dead soon imo


Could run in docker containers 🐳🤙
https://hub.docker.com/r/relayable/strfry
https://nginxproxymanager.com/guide/#quick-setup


Btw, forgot to mention in the tutorial, make sure you install the dn package before you boot up the relay 🙏


Ubuntu running on windows LFG 💪😂😭


Nostr donated ~320,000 sats.

I topped it up to 690,000 sats (for the culture)

Thank you for supporting nostr:npub10pensatlcfwktnvjjw2dtem38n6rvw8g6fv73h84cuacxn4c28eqyfn34f

https://m.primal.net/HLdX.png

nostr:note1exxmhl63az85aqx3h2s444494n25lnajaypmha6q5540cqkuwgus2as722


Here's mine, using a fractal design case

Half the price of buying off the shelf Synology unit and 10x more powerful and expandable

https://image.nostr.build/c696049c21afe3e7a38f6c0edb1858793a635b9a459f0503695b370cd6b28aa4.jpg


Diy AMD build with ecc memory running truenas scale imo


When ur mobo doesn't support ioummu or whatever it's called 😭


TrueNas master race


Power shell?


Because Google then has all your Data?


Had to for the normies 😂

Windows terminals are such a joke, caused many errors in the tut


Private relays will be way easier, no spam and low volume of notes!

Let's pretend we never have to update and recompile tho :)


Setup a strfry relay on your home computer:

https://vods.utxo.one/tutorials/nostr/home-strfry-relay-final.mp4


Gm nostr 🫂

Hope you like relay tutorials :)


Cries in city lights


First world problem:

Computer boots so fast you don't have enough time to press F12


False. You will learn tho, like he said I'm op 😉


When pomp and planB start getting huge YouTube numbers, don't buy Bitcoin


Strfry recordings all done, going to try to just clip all the loading and waiting parts out now 🫡


Still no ln on square terminals, someone has to go 🫡


Indian government assassinated a Canadian on Canadian soil.

What should Trudeau do about it?


😂😂 I knew I saw this before

https://image.nostr.build/31082b1c265b75e8f90f6e4459668a2743466210fd43922cd7b1fcd925401ca7.jpg


Falling for the psyop like a normie


Let me guess the next psyop ...

the aliens took the fighter jet and the only way to stop it is to get boostered


How I really feel about blue checks

https://video.nostr.build/2163fae97df8d3132ad0bf7c89568760c44a83486f3aa94822370522c5268097.mp4


River is launching a no KYC lightning API 😍

So sorely needed 🙏🫡


Pls add 1k to each on me


🫡🫡🫡

nostr:nevent1qqsvnrdmlag73r6wsrgm4g2666j6e420e7ewjqam7aq222huqtw8ywgprdmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujucnfw33k76twwpshy6ewvdhk6q3qutx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7803c2k986henvvha4thuwfkper4sxpqqqqqqz9v25e0


Pornhub will be ultra based

Probably just throw it on s3 or something


Yes I can cover it


Ummm not sure, def not going on YouTube, at least I won't upload it there


True. every day users are great at configuring dmz and firewalls. Everyone is good at IT!

And if we aren't as good as you, might as well not do it at all!


High


Yay just use the AWS free relays then that's better yay


++I am an article on habla. ++

## Cool right

**dn**


Damn, this new D.N. technology is dope, gonna play with it a bit more today 👨💻🙏


Probably end up costing you money and distracting you honestly


I'm running an nginx webserver on it, easily handles dozens of domains and all the ssl, I absolutely love it 😍😍


Buying a private relay is a good start at relaying.io 😊


Blame primal 😭😭


If you want a video step by step guide on how to setup a strfry relay on your home computer without exposing your IP (using cloudflare)...

Zap this note.

If it gets at least 250,000 sats, I'll do it.

All sats will be donated to @OpenSats at the end and I will match whatever you zap, up to 1,000,000 sats.

Closes 24 hours from now.


Sitting on my cold storage stack, reminiscing about how I was called stupid repeatedly for not getting free Bitcoin by staking with BlockFi.

They were vc backed and everything, they said.

I feel so dumb right now, dang it


The above is a basic truism of all internet services. If you connect to a server/relay/provider of any sort, then they can attach your IP address to your account on the network. Which can then be used to find your address, real name, jurisdiction, etc.

This is true for the network you connect to with Nostr as well. It’s designed to be open and decentralized, but basic privacy issues haven’t changed.

A VPN is a service that you connect to that hides your IP address behind a facade. They only see the VPN service address, not yours. So you protect yourself from exposing your potential location and ID from being relatively easy to discover while you casually browse the internet.

But understand this isn’t a problem unique to #nostr, you don’t have to know or care about this at all to use #nostr. It’s simply that the community and bitcoiners who built Nostr care about privacy and security in a way that most people don’t. So they make suggestions for some basic practices that most people don’t think about.

That said, there is certainly an element that if we really care about these issues, we need to find ways to implement them by default, so the typical user can benefit from them, without having to understand how it works.


ABC of sales.

Always be closing

https://image.nostr.build/a994b3979b00acd04a39db84020923765e597b3a21ede97dd6008161b4067fed.jpg


Nah


Oops, accident, sowwie fwens

https://image.nostr.build/5d87e4ff51a3e08d2c8486b755e4208fe2eca863a95723d99c9879d769e21cdf.jpg


#foodstr

https://image.nostr.build/3ad5ef5b0205782b53a85e91a18759aafd95430e5318f4b78d0e504191db807d.jpg


🤣🤡

https://video.nostr.build/a3b971201f4349b31a9dd0838aa12849c0c75814508bd5e4ae740d424d98a5d5.mp4


Pls don't take anything I say seriously, I'm just here to meme and try to make you laugh 😊😚


More based notes required then 😂


 When you drop 1k zaps on people ($0.25)

https://image.nostr.build/c8402b7a5a84976b2aedc45db54f1e3ca4edf489465ca137e311f2c8012523c0.gif


You guys don't have the same problems as Canada? Ridiculous wait times and low quality care?


It's sad. People die here waiting to see doctors.


Healthcare so bad here I think I need to buy American insurance and drive to Buffalo if I need to see a doctor.


Nsa*


That's where you're wrong, I'm too stupid to do that 🤣😂


My relays don't keep logs but if I wanted to I could live watch everyone's IP from the terminal.

Of course I don't care to do this, but if you care about your privacy, you should use a VPN before connecting to mine or any other relay.


Gm Batt Modell


Old school


Live view of a crypto telegram group

https://video.nostr.build/be5c669f10f9c6fb1ca08cb2b2d0b0c95dd9497c68e53f40538feefb82d4ba84.mp4


I really love watching hex go down in price, especially when Bitcoin is up.

I love watching how the hex shitcoiners cope, I think it is a fascinating glimpse into the human psyche


Gotta raw dawg read the PHP, enjoy 😍


I just got jury duty notice a few days ago too. Have fun judging people


Dn


Damn. Cool tho. But sorry that it happened.

Back to bed now.

Dn


What


Alright dn for real this time 🫂


Also fyi I engage in censorship on this relay.

Air drop tokens on some other relays, we don't play that shit here.

nostr:nevent1qqstk5xl8ty82y00cle5wywx6q20h8lq9lwqh938eq4rzku83wtl6ngpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfdupzpckv7l8jqspl8u4y54dn9rcduwlrs4v2040nxce0m2h0cunvrj8tqvzqqqqqqyw2qtwm


*gn


Yezzzzziir


If she responds to at least 5 of your notes, she becomes your gf

https://image.nostr.build/02a172eaa2ec05e5e95c4ccb6000925ed2bd18df8e67fc5142f88934ac402f50.gif


In no way whatsoever tbh 😂

Probably among the beefiest servers, maybe 🤔


Yah there were memes that counts


I can't give it all up on the first date 🌹


Two years already? Damn time


Ok y'all just spiked the relay CPU to 35%

NOW I can feel you

Deep inside

My dedicated server


I gather from the memes there is a fight going on somewhere, link me pls


Dunno what it's like after 10 years of marriage, probably have to do a lot of unsexy things all the time and just kills the mood


Once per day or two on special occasions 😍 but based on what my married friends say, that is A LOT


It's not that much... with the right person... *shoot a glare*


Now I would take your hint and give up 😭


Aww that's not a fun and flirty response 😭


My next question would be... do you really think 58 sexy times in a few months isn't that much?

https://image.nostr.build/7b8063b5a78dc1a7b21efbf9e5cbebd61c0bb2f12281171382f3ad3e199646d9.jpg


(purposeful anticipation - building tension)


If you need a new relay I gotchu fam

wss://public.relaying.io


Well I would try at least, maybe show you my meme collection, which is my main move


Not me, I think we'd be getting our flirt on big time right now 😍


With a bonus #footstr


Same 😂😂😂😂😂


😂😂😂

My name is Devin N. Ulysses

Or just DN for short


GN🐶🐾🫂💤(Dn?)


I’m confused by Dn


DEEZ NUTZ

GOT EM


Dn nostr 🫂


That's true, white people are always civilized and don't commit acts mass violence.

That's why it's so peaceful in Ukraine.


If you've been here for a while, and have created a lot of notes, remember that relays will delete old notes.

To keep them, use my Backup service to download copy of them, you will be able to restore them later, it also updates your notes everywhere.

Backup everything: https://nostryfied.online


Sadly I think hard times are required


Which one is this


I feel like my first name should be Devin for obvious reasons 👨💻👨💻


Open source browser extension+ offline key generation is pretty good I think


Brought to attention let's say


Except for a very select few og Nostriches 😎


Still trying to pick my pen name just as Marty gets doxxed.

If I ever come out with a real name the Nostriches will know from the start it's fake. 😎


😍😍😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

https://video.nostr.build/30a7803ffc488e50c9c2fc1375fa1b6d1d6b49679b9fd53c1e666220bddc3919.mp4


Yeah basically except this

nostr:npub1rrvnw49zymd8uv4zmz72fxdyxqxfew79f2x38yekpkq4yuxntsas2fwkqk


For all my Twitter accounts I didn't say I was the same person.

Just became a new nym and rebuilt it


Boredom usually 😂


I went through 4-5 nsecs before I figured nostr out.

Easily went through 10 Twitter accounts too.

No big deal if you have to throw away your first nsec because you got it through a custodial site once your purple pill digests.

Baby steps. Not that serious.


Darwin approved

https://video.nostr.build/16f198c982a2315df059959da3c054cc68fc2fecd8042ee8e1697fbc16de526e.mp4


Rugged

https://video.nostr.build/45fc5aef2a7a0e683e4b92101e01863cf800905cddfbd26e976a9bfead277c6c.mp4


Bitcoin will only be monetized once


Shitcoins are risky, be careful out there

https://video.nostr.build/a3878ad4c59fb2a951ac61b606c53180f97a76820b6a7dff0f0c73ad23c16dbd.mp4


Many "Canadians" I know are left wing communists and many immigrants I know are based free market capitalists.

Someone's origin says nothing about their values or culture tbh. Just their individual actions. Maybe they left that culture because they identify more with ours.

I think you're just reaching to justify your own racism and not treat people as individuals. But keep going, you're so deep and smart.


Right, if only we had someone wise like you to decide what culture is right and how people should behave, then it would be great.

History is littered with examples of that working out well.

Real deep, bro.


Twitter is pay to play now, that's not a public town square


Maybe it is, maybe it isn't, time will tell. But it is like this now, for better or worse.

People doing whatever they want without bothering others is ok in my books 👍


Canada is very multicultural, that's the culture in large cities at least. Respect the rule of law but practice whatever culture you want.


Yes


Normies fighting about which politician is worse, a fool's errand


 https://image.nostr.build/fd57f775893d88d8b3294210a792c1430b91eee8beb6b7492a8e48406b038824.jpg
Current #Bitcoin block: 808,167
Estimated day of #halving: 25 Apr 2024 19:33:01 UTC
#meme #memes #memestr


Completely unusable for me now.

https://image.nostr.build/e473b6e026bee172bdb10d7145b4010e6978a5df58881ddf836f5d650fce7321.jpg


These comments are weird and awkward. She's quoting a song and posting a selfie. What does that have to do with wife offerings?

The real question is what compels you to comment like this? Truly interested in knowing the thought patterns and emotions.


1) What

https://m.primal.net/HLVt.png


Facts


Pink power ranger


Hmmm I got a zap but I can't zap this note 🤌🤔

https://image.nostr.build/9f7a5f3916b2204213528d203c16631e53adba2c0fef1a95b930a756699b3cf5.jpg


When 8 year old me discovered that I like girls 😍😍

https://nostrfiles.dev/uploads/Jyej5w49Vl0oRaOELHrS.mp4


I will crash nostr.build with 90s music videos idgaf


My shits are smoother than Richard Heart 💩


Peak culture

https://video.nostr.build/643c4d0ac05a60c76d6822d19267ebd3f941bfc31d8e19bba18dd97b0c024de9.mp4


Nope. Fake news


The richest man in Babylon


Chill security, read only

https://github.com/nostr-protocol/nips/blob/master/07.md

Good security

https://github.com/nostr-protocol/nips/blob/master/98.md


Nope, nothing, just click


PHP devs trying hard not to respond


We spin up strfry relays on your behalf and let you pick which npubs are allowed to write to it.

We also import all your old notes from other relays.

But we don't do filtering and broadcasting. Just serve up notes from npubs you've approved


I believe the correct answer is lol


If some of you are feeling extra sovereign today, please consider buying a private relay from relaying.io

It's cheaper than a blue check and ultra based.


Cope


Ace of Based, for the oldies amongst us

https://video.nostr.build/43421eda188ba08169547d9613fb2ff4dd30fec0c980f3c4cc497869cd31cb9a.mp4


Thanks ChatGPT


Me


Neighbor has been pumping 90s dance music all morning.

It's night at the Roxbury over there.

https://image.nostr.build/c893ff111cd05712d9749649bb97aa281fb19515fbb94427eec292cd9735f830.gif


Here's my typical breakfast

https://image.nostr.build/fc3751b7ae9f78d11e0d3fc91f15e7d35d4105ac686f901cb2df8c519b05dea7.jpg


People with leftovers sir


I can't imagine anything more brutal than a chicken omelette.

Let me take your unborn babies, scramble them into a goo, then chop you up into pieces and mix you in it before I eat you.

Then humans take pictures and share it 😂

We are pure metal sometimes without realizing it.


Glad at least one person likes it


Sunday is cleaning day for me

But I assure you I'm not like this psychopath smiling while I do it, I will be crying 😭

https://image.nostr.build/42fc410f7e66dfddd9bd30d64459125aac977f7a21c630bd8335e9b6a8297a33.jpg


biggest upgrade to my home infra for sure was 10gb switch and nics

Paired with a good Nas of course


Oh boy what happened now


What some salty people call engagement farming, others call having fun and cracking jokes with the Nostriches


Pssshhh I can type faster than that


Gm

Pictured below is a recently unplugged bitcoiner  seeing normies being fed seed oils and corn syrup and their energy being harvested by inflation while being plugged into the news 24/7.

https://image.nostr.build/abd2312d7fe73eb74234789b5de7198a4d2b155bb942e45138ae997db1ed5745.jpg


I think you mean nginx


Are bitcoiners basically just internet preppers?

https://image.nostr.build/482d99c0554d56034133bfb19c654e122a1a3ed5f80a03cce34fe1e7352e507d.jpg


Releasing many based AI products like this soon.


Yez
https://media.nostr.build/av/0fb4472336b2d2a11db7a65e80ed845ff37128b9d88a484e84e11d009f358ced.mp3


In Canada the government gives out free opium under something called safe supply


We just processed our 21,000th transaction ⚡

See you at 21,000,000


Influencer confirmed, I knew it


It's easy to pay back fake money


"ma'am, tell me again why you have a little calculator in your butt?"

https://image.nostr.build/5a1265ce45a832ac712c06d3e51cbd7653ee01ce21a81c75bc4e0c874c00e23f.jpg


It ain't ova


:( didn't see


Invest 1 hour per day learning about how to build a website. Don't ever miss a day of learning.

Websites are amazing ways to earn passive income.

My nephew started building an anime website with Shopify, a year later he's making $2500/mo on it almost purely passively, and he's just a kid. No tech skills/coding whatsoever.

Or you can try learn to code and probably get a $100k+ job almost anywhere in the US.

But no matter what you have to upgrade your skills, it's the only way. And this is the big sacrifice most people aren't willing to make. And definitely don't need school for that.


Either build harder or cry harder... but only one works. Choose wisely


This was a government ad in 1980s to discourage drug use.

In 2023 the egg costs more than drugs, the drugs are supplied by tax dollars and the gas stove is illegal.

https://image.nostr.build/64ed6b0dd2f366ad294595a050682b28f2877dce1fb125f0b0e12108e02aaa40.gif


If she basically thinks everything the news and government says is a lie then I will ask for her hand in marriage


How thick her tinfoil hat is


 My auto complete:

https://image.nostr.build/c884e5a29bff90fef2852bb407c984505bab678c500dde9a5e7babfa28832720.jpg


Don't ask nostr this; it will say feet and penis butter


Have so many spare computer parts all over the place I could easily put together 2-3 solid computers.

I should probably do that and stack


Change gender


Bitcoin park members:

has the park relay been noticably more reliable the past week or so? 🤔


God damnit, guess I'm not getting those 2 BTC afterall


Say my name and think of 🍆, this is ideal


Dick Fitzwell 💯💯💯💯💯💯


Need a fake normie name to use for business purposes.

I'm thinking Lance Hardwood

Any suggestions? Give me a normie name I can give to normies so they don't get scared


Yeah I'm a 10x developer

10x the bugs of the average dev


Feeling cute tho?


Yeah those perform better for us still have a harder time with 1 million. Partly I think the routing algo needs to improve. Want to do a comparison with LND and my own custom one once I get this method down where I can start making data driven decisions off of it.

https://m.primal.net/HLTW.png
https://m.primal.net/HLTX.png


Ok I will try actually, but I will cheat and only send to WoS and alby 😈


Sending out hundreds of payments over lightning, not a single failure.

https://m.primal.net/HLTS.webp


Don't let the #penisbutter meme die


For my everyday workstation, sata SSDs feel unusable for the OS now 😂😂


PCI to m2 exists 🫡


Facts


Nvme vs SATA is VERY noticeable, sata SSDs are shitcoins for boot drive now


Cable/ I/o was my first thought as well


And you 100% confirmed this doesn't happen on windows?

Do u have Nvidia Gpu?


Central bank group chat

https://video.nostr.build/f8992e973365bef347896a2139edb1153dea53027fedefc76d14666d55fb0d7d.mp4


Went onto Twitter and within 5 minutes they surfaced 2 videos of people being murdered

Lovely, I feel great now


Doxxed your stack on nostr, no take backs now


Tbh I'm buying a big ass house in El Salvador at that price, and a nice ass boat to lose the rest of my sats


No u didn't.

Now buy my shitcoin


Looks like quebec


Where else?

https://www.ctvnews.ca/politics/trudeau-calls-on-major-grocers-to-stabilize-food-prices-drawing-industry-pushback-1.6561994


Governments printing trillions then blaming grocery stores for inflation is beyond fucked up


Nope! Only need it for restoring/recovery.


I'll try to just use facts and logic, no moralizing.


If the price of sats went up to $100 USD for 1000 sats, would you pay it?


Lol yes should go without saying but should also be said 😂😂


If you run btcpayserver w/ LND:

Server settings - LND seed - delete seed

Don't keep this on your server pls


Amethyst master race

https://image.nostr.build/1b156e62a69eac70e289cb79bde465d95fde5418391be30620ea8b29c8f590ad.jpg


Running an AI egirl nostr account for zaps lol


What kinda rare beautiful chickens are those??


Should Bitcoin maxis go on crypto podcasts and preach Bitcoin only to the shitcoiners? 🤔


Update: didn't find one yet, soon

nostr:nevent1qqswc8epgtuxzmvkqpqv45akyassspxaktcex2uz72jc8p5cvematcqprdmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujucnfw33k76twwpshy6ewvdhk6q3qutx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7803c2k986henvvha4thuwfkper4sxpqqqqqqz9lp0f9


Gm,

Find a no KYC wife/husband on nostr

https://image.nostr.build/3ac23becc8587cada7a9ae0e3e5deceeb375394f69f979f75c691989d9168908.jpg


Ahhhhhhh yes yes yes


Run your own relay, best if you do from home, or you can use relaying.io


G nizzle


I may have tried it a few times


A while back someone asked me the easiest way to sell Elderberries on nostr. I gave a complicated answer and nostr:npub18pudjhdhhp2v8gxnkttt00um729nv93tuepjda2jrwn3eua5tf5s80a699  called me out. She was right. BTCpayServer is too complicated for bitcoin neophytes.

So I hacked this nostr store together using  nostr:npub107jk7htfv243u0x5ynn43scq9wrxtaasmrwwa8lfu2ydwag6cx2quqncxg 's habla.news and nostr:npub1utx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7803c2k986henvvha4thuwfkper4s7r50e8 's paywalls on nodeless.io

I think this is easy enough for almost anyone to do.

What do you guys think?

https://habla.news/u/blog@bloggingbitcoin.store/blogging-bitcoins-nostr-store


In the gigs per day


Relays actually eat through a lot of bandwidth considering it's just json notes, seems strange tbh 🤔


#askNostr

Informal poll: What do *you* call revenue derived from leasing/selling lightning channels

For routing payments?


Nice try Trudeau, I don't earn any revenue I swear


I used to play this as a kid

https://dosgamezone.com/game/typing-tutor-iv-4173.html


Copilot too slow


Yes pls you make it


What i'm doing on a friday night

https://m.primal.net/HLQh.mp4


I live here 😅

https://image.nostr.build/f45e17f0633db80b9a49721f21be920d427c5696413f8c170793e311be46b0df.jpg


Oww


Mexican authorities have released evidence that human levitation is now possible.

The evidence:
https://media.tenor.com/x9Q26sA16eUAAAAd/floating-levitating.gif


Aesthetic

https://image.nostr.build/dad6b434351fc526dfd29b9f9f50e1a90523a96a0be904af802bf7aaf60924b0.jpg


Can't find the right meme to respond so I guess just gfy


Feeling truly blessed to have found this network.

The fact that I can ask almost any question and receive instant answers from ppl who not only possess extensive knowledge, but also share a similar perspective on current global affairs is something I deeply value..

Gratitude to all of you.. the open-source builders, researchers, privacy advocates, memers..

You are invaluable🤍🙏


More adoption= higher fees


They will get 10x higher in short order


BREAKING: Paul Krugman announces inflation is defeated.

“In the battle of inflation, the Federal Reserve has prevailed.” https://i.nostr.build/GXzV.png


This is what winning looks like

https://image.nostr.build/b2aba52122057067e3dd1d9d1019a6ba02c0d08874860a6950f5681585e4a805.jpg


ZBD roast vs Nostr

https://video.nostr.build/cdb06c8acb2f00a8649e637e1f0f474448a89b796e49e13907f02482758f2533.mp4


Everyone should run a node


Nostriches rolling into nostrasia

https://video.nostr.build/59925a6bc0cb363e8a68b64187e3b1fe12f84d6882cdc4f38ebd37562f76b8ed.mp4


https://bitcointv.com/w/gXuKzcErKxWDv3KKBHZSbA

Does Devimint make bitcoin dev easier?

plz share.


Oh no


There's nothing cooler than being in love with an Internet protocol amirite


It's Friday LFG!

https://video.nostr.build/296cf03909fbcaacf089211ed5dadd9f69744c00fe0afaf7f19895e786d972ef.mp4


Relaying.io 😎


Doesn't seem that hard to take a pretrained model and tune it with Bitcoin and nostr projects, I think it could easily


A Bitcoin/nostr trained code LLM without all the other bloat would be 🤌🤌🤌

Just like a 1 GB model anyone could run locally on a cheap GPU


Good boy


Dropping facts


Just another pleb waiting for the halving dodging psyops

https://image.nostr.build/38c3fef8b5b3b0a6c9b9e38f7942d7c45c87475cbd98bd33fa729c2b7d56d99c.jpg


And I took that personally


Breville master race


I'm a pretty basic bitch too but I went to a little coffee shop and bought their own roast, and I just like it way better

Me critiquing coffee:

https://image.nostr.build/4392b329106ade74673b6ebe8ed1e83746d76391303aac78df79b5df40464931.jpg


Oh wow haven't seen broth with that deep color 🤤🤤


Now you get the ladies


Here's a bathroom for Gmail users

Nothing to hide!

https://image.nostr.build/6269f452bc075c48f87b8133677a2878e4bd9604a4229720b91f2f6f0d82e944.jpg


Spent a bit more for nicer coffee beans

💯💯 worth


55 year old roya gonna laugh at this


Need Bitcoin!


nostr:npub1utx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7803c2k986henvvha4thuwfkper4s7r50e8 https://i.nostr.build/6E7R.jpg


I identify with this picture because this is how I feel waiting for the halving

https://image.nostr.build/38c3fef8b5b3b0a6c9b9e38f7942d7c45c87475cbd98bd33fa729c2b7d56d99c.jpg


Gotta go drive to the bank
Find parking
Pay for parking
Wait in line
Talk to a person
Answer personal questions
Get a piece of paper
Drive to someone's house
Drop off paper
Drive back home

Just because I need to pay someone more than 2500, which is the max my bank will let me send online.

🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡


.org


Oh dear, commiting all the domain sins in one


Siigghhh


All the time, When all my spoons were dirty, duh


If any employer calls you family, resign on the spot

https://image.nostr.build/9eff43028c5940cd673536ec5b645c37d8806f5ea8834be75a3b19f74a0f7bc7.jpg


THE NOSTR REPORT

KEY ISSUES
Sep 15, 2023
Block Height: 807,822
Moscow Time: 37:91 ⚡/ $
V4V: 11 zaps 3,664⚡
Top Zappers: 3-way tie nostr:npub1utx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7803c2k986henvvha4thuwfkper4s7r50e8 nostr:npub1jk9h2jsa8hjmtm9qlcca942473gnyhuynz5rmgve0dlu6hpeazxqc3lqz7 nostr:npub1ezw0xm0w52rd4yfdg9zlw9qvwdy46alzelklkefptrd203m37tuq4djmeg (420⚡ each) x2 days!
Nostr Report is committed to V4V, thank you to our supporters.
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🎙Quote of the Day🎙
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“Onboarding and quality are the key issues at the moment. Lack of credible search next.”

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https://nostrnests.com/plebchainradio
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nostr:npub1nstrcu63lzpjkz94djajuz2evrgu2psd66cwgc0gz0c0qazezx0q9urg5l announces filmmaker and creator of the #NostrDocumentary nostr:npub1lelkh3hhxw9hdwlcpk6q9t0xt9f7yze0y0nxazvzqjmre3p98x3sthkvyz as a speaker at the upcoming conference.
nostr:note1a9h2dzxfslzxfu53ac4crgp9ark6pervkk8ertlus9mkjy3xlqfqp5tzej

nostr:npub16vrkgd28wq6n0h77lqgu8h4fdu0eapxgyj0zqq6ngfvjf2vs3nuq5mp2va #Nostrasia is approaching 1000 signups 👀
nostr:note1jhcw7724jr7dfkv4kvl8wxadlvjjf98s22vc8wqw9ahj7vr5lglsakl3ln

nostr:npub1hxjnw53mhghumt590kgd3fmqme8jzwwflyxesmm50nnapmqdzu7swqagw3 Swan Bitcoin Partners with BitGo to Create USA's First Bitcoin-Only Trust Company
nostr:note1ag00xe8j8htnq46fnjrd75fgtsmumgyumt4gn5z6q22e57dayrrs0e7qlw

nostr:npub1cmmswlckn82se7f2jeftl6ll4szlc6zzh8hrjyyfm9vm3t2afr7svqlr6f Shares some harrowing footage of flooding in Libya caused by Storm Daniel.
https://w3.do/r2Kk9xGm
nostr:note1m2cujagkqsq7ec5ekvec7agf8y7qy7vch3zcwplm8vry8sn0qyeqsplnsq
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nostr:npub1utx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7803c2k986henvvha4thuwfkper4s7r50e8 shares “Happiness” - a reminder to exit the rat race, but #bitcoin🐀
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nostr:npub1v0lxxxxutpvrelsksy8cdhgfux9l6a42hsj2qzquu2zk7vc9qnkszrqj49 has deployed #Zap splits on Snort.Social ⚡🔀
nostr:note14zt8ku5sq793h488un5nuv59ksj6d5tqqc6pr9l6wanx90mpfy9qa2gsh9

nostr:npub1gcxzte5zlkncx26j68ez60fzkvtkm9e0vrwdcvsjakxf9mu9qewqlfnj5z Zap splits are also coming to Amethyst. Vitor shares preview of UI.
nostr:note1ew22qjm3fm9pdnhp5njzz046jmhv8zrp03389y3z4kj27h94rx8qu93fma

nostr:npub189j8y280mhezlp98ecmdzydn0r8970g4hpqpx3u9tcztynywfczqqr3tg8 Gossip v0.8.0 released. Zaps and DMs implemented, “petname” support, and much more. See linked note for changelog.
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nostr:npub1cmmswlckn82se7f2jeftl6ll4szlc6zzh8hrjyyfm9vm3t2afr7svqlr6f Test out the new NostrNet.work calendar 📅 which will be available as a standalone PWA with notifications and alarms ⏰
nostr:note1d3h75cayudq5ru8lwa57s08nk203cg7xadrfg7u0rsup2xlh44ysm33d6t

nostr:npub1hklphk7fkfdgmzwclkhshcdqmnvr0wkfdy04j7yjjqa9lhvxuflsa23u2k If you’ve accidentally lost your follow list here’s a tool that attempts to recover and reassemble it from relays.
nostr:note1umvs5z7xe2hhyxzf7ty6tnuz68qh7mwgufapfj93llkljds0gwwsjhk5dp

nostr:npub1getal6ykt05fsz5nqu4uld09nfj3y3qxmv8crys4aeut53unfvlqr80nfm is looking for user feedback on a UX question.
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nostr:npub1az9xj85cmxv8e9j9y80lvqp97crsqdu2fpu3srwthd99qfu9qsgstam8y8 More COLDCARD Q1 Progress! Check out the pictures from the factory. 📠
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nostr:npub1getal6ykt05fsz5nqu4uld09nfj3y3qxmv8crys4aeut53unfvlqr80nfm dives into the value-for-value model of supporting digital content creators in this article, “The Case for Value 4 Value.”
https://habla.news/getalby/1694771115069

nostr:npub1hxjnw53mhghumt590kgd3fmqme8jzwwflyxesmm50nnapmqdzu7swqagw3 F2Pool Returned 19.8 BTC Fee Overpayment Back to Paxos
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nostr:npub1cn4t4cd78nm900qc2hhqte5aa8c9njm6qkfzw95tszufwcwtcnsq7g3vle shares his latest Money Matters episode, featuring Dr. Paul Saladino, as they explore the correlation between the health of our money and the health of our bodies.
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nostr:npub19tcpurtt6xulhw0r6sc404j9jraj0h8me2lzs7z2tqewz7l0hpas59nlea announces their Hydro service, aimed at businesses, to automate channel liquidity purchases.
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nostr:npub19v2e3xgzwa7xydw7k7ky9tngjcmtnpqgpctzvl9ak3v37mkn54js988kdv A true Nostr OG 💜
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Stay Classy, Nostr.
https://nostr.report


This is why we don't Shopify: KYC and Shopify reports your shit to governments

We only support free and open source.

Woocommerce is quite straight forward and cheap ($2/mo) - it's worth the small amount of extra effort!


From one shitcoin company to another 😎

https://image.nostr.build/2f0dbcf539faf72bb5e57b73b4d6840898f0c856860893f5677cf0dee127cfc0.jpg


Partnering with a shitcoin company? Very innovative!


Criminal even


😎😎😎

https://blog.getalby.com/go-nodeless-io-with-alby-as-merchant/


Gm :)


Working fine we've processed hundreds of donations this week, working on my Firefox mobile... could be over hardening or something on their settings?


Totally legit


Gn 🫂


Fabulous conversation between nostr:npub1utx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7803c2k986henvvha4thuwfkper4s7r50e8 and nostr:npub1h8nk2346qezka5cpm8jjh3yl5j88pf4ly2ptu7s6uu55wcfqy0wq36rpev https://fountain.fm/episode/vFm1GLEARRbWitV5cWPP


They have arrived!

whynostr.com https://i.nostr.build/Bk5Y.jpg


If you haven't watched in a while, a reminder:

https://video.nostr.build/aeabec09e93088de4d4d40c061932a6afe62f8ad7f04926b48c2a618bddcf0cb.mp4


Did you try pooping on it


Rather pay $40 USD in wire fees than use Bitcoin 😅🤷

https://image.nostr.build/f9ccbccb69777743acdd71627a89dc9a738a9750437ca88188d602b2341b764c.jpg


Nah, fuck it just push it live


Did you catch last week's nostr:npub14kw5ygpl6fyqagh9cnrytyaqyacg46lzkq42vz7hk8txdk49kzxs04j7y0 with yours truly on nostr:npub1us9uc0sjjg0vyvh7vefgu2a96hx5up5gujl6pqays65hlk4de6hsnwq4g0 ? I discussed the Baltic Honeybadger conference, Nostr Nests and nostr:npub1y27q6mdnjf0mkl3ev2nh7dqsk4yu3hyqmhzfz8tg3hdpwdmdfdlsczzps3 with my friends nostr:npub1hqaz3dlyuhfqhktqchawke39l92jj9nt30dsgh2zvd9z7dv3j3gqpkt56s nostr:npub1xy54p83r6wnpyhs52xjeztd7qyyeu9ghymz8v66yu8kt3jzx75rqhf3urc and nostr:npub1tvqc82mv8cezhax5r34n4muc2c4pgjz8kaye2smj032nngg52clq0rkrq4 🤙🏻💜🫂

https://fountain.fm/episode/NDvjpKBCspOndDtvZKGd


Mask up and get jabbed


Pictured below: Canadian citizens getting the science from the news

https://image.nostr.build/0f0fd5398450be382254804e4f858233c8c7f4c9eabcf4d2e1c57f864616f2c7.jpg


Mood:

https://video.nostr.build/c50642a0a04c95bea67ad967627eaa3d3769976273c8f626ef4f601d05b19cb6.mp4


The CrossFit of distros


Influencer


The face you make when you have too much #penisbutter in your mouth

https://image.nostr.build/2f7a79770be703181a68d7f350e5a1bffe6b3f3772b4795fb38504b0d6710404.jpg


This alien is so fucking funny 🤣😂🤣


Me after a night of heavy drinking

https://image.nostr.build/58f6b5fb8937fbdaa7ad8c0d2b1b3635f90c21b4648147026bb9d1cfd4b46957.jpg


Me trying to give design feedback:

https://image.nostr.build/4392b329106ade74673b6ebe8ed1e83746d76391303aac78df79b5df40464931.jpg


This is well known for years, that's why you use a VPN or Tor with the service.


😂😭💀

https://image.nostr.build/58f6b5fb8937fbdaa7ad8c0d2b1b3635f90c21b4648147026bb9d1cfd4b46957.jpg


If roads make money they will be built 100%


All my amethyst zaps will be split with you 🫡


Always will be something, email isn't perfect for privacy, but it's drastically better than gmail


If you like my paintings you can now buy them in #Bitcoin directly on my site with the service of nostr:npub155m2k8ml8sqn8w4dhh689vdv0t2twa8dgvkpnzfggxf4wfughjsq2cdcvg ! 🤩

A new experience awaits you!
“Buy real art, with real money” 💜🎨🫰

🔽🔽🔽🔽🔽🔽🔽
https://Isolabell.art/#shop

#art


Need a citadel


King level spread


Ultra based no KYC babies

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Me

https://image.nostr.build/ec1e3721011e9946cb372c7c351b3318973bd079c3728d88f3d94210aa40fb48.jpg


Hmmmm 🤔🤔


E2e encryption is a good start


I sign up and login with a vpn no issue?

You can use your own client with proton bridge


Yeah disappointing, I saw dn I didn't touch


Got em


Yeah I like NFTs

Non fake tits


I consider you influencer tbh rekt


How many hundreds of millions of it's own citizens do communists need to kill before their symbols become offensive? 🤔

Apparently ~100,000,000 is not enough.


Probably published to a relay not on your list


You didn't believe their paper mache sculpture? Are you a conspiracy theorist or something?


Use or borrowed value cannot be moved


Cook your ground beef until it turns dark brown, that's where the flavor is at.

Not when it's grey and soggy ngmi


I guess people don't care about privacy 🤷

https://image.nostr.build/f0c62849dd7ccd9eeefce4a190d65e59e1b3c526abc9ddd0d5902b3a8a31faa6.jpg


Yep did this in the end


More COLDCARD Q1 Progress! Got this pics from the factory this afternoon.
https://m.primal.net/HLNI.jpg
https://m.primal.net/HLNK.jpg


Trying 17 WordPress migration plugins to avoid using ftp

None have worked so far, but I will persevere


Thanks for having me 🙏


I'm thrilled to announce that I've joined the Human Rights Foundation as the Director of Financial Freedom.

I feel incredibly honored to have the chance to advance financial freedom globally by supporting open source Bitcoin development. 🌍

A huge thank you to HRF Leadership for entrusting me with this role. I'm humbled to contribute to HRF's noble mission. 🙏

I'm excited to collaborate closely with Alex Gladstein, Arsh Molu, and Alex Li. Be sure to follow them as we strive to create a significant impact through Bitcoin.

Now, it's time to roll up our sleeves and get to work! 💪


Holy shit dude that's amazing, proud of you man


Yesterday's interview with nostr:npub1utx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7803c2k986henvvha4thuwfkper4s7r50e8 is up for your viewing / listening pleasure. We had a fun chat about working on Btcpay Server improvements, Nodeless website, #LightningNetwork, #nostr, UBI, and so much more

https://www.youtube.com/live/LekqtZU8bo8?si=Tl4KZaUuPXymtEkw


Along those lines

https://github.com/pjv/nostrtium


They convinced us that being balls deep in debt and having no savings is good to stimulate the economy, and without inflation the economy will collapse

It's all bullshit (not the nostr kind)

These people fucking hate you


Things I don't worry about with my mutiny wallet for $200, Alex


Nostr priorities

https://m.primal.net/HLMp.png


Ok I have to work, go away nostr, you distracting me 😡