Stocks are fraction of a business, there are assets and cash flows behind them and they have a lawful apparatus around them

pePeElonCoin or whatever shitcoin people print up isn't remotely close to a stock


Runes


Ecash is at least supposed to be/representing sats and not printed out of nowhere

Of course some mints will likely rug


Piece of shit


Animal farm


Printing your own money is the antithesis of Bitcoin.

These shitcoins are an abomination


4) stolen from someone who posted to telegram


Orville Rogers is 100 years old. He set a new age record by running the men's 60M in 19.13 seconds. https://t.co/Olvj2YklsC https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1781953584529133568/pu/vid/avc1/1080x718/MpRSkF2gcUeTpwqR.mp4?tag=12


That's not what I'm seeing? Screenshot pls


Wokeism:

Promoting inclusivity by segregating everyone into groups, giving them their own flags and calling patriots divisive


Halving treats https://i.nostr.build/VwzWB.jpg


Have any cute Asian girls asked you about your trade lately?

No?

Then the bull run hasn't started yet


Always tick the box "visible minority"

Because you are visibly better looking than the majority
 https://i.nostr.build/J6d0z.jpg


Ok imma just do this and see what happens 🫡🫡


When the bull run reaches the full mania stage, the 2200 sat/vB fees we saw are going to look like chump change

Maximum shitcoinery will always mark the top and sadly this time it's going to happen on bitcoin instead of eth

Be on the lookout for main stream media and celebries pumping dog shit and you'll know

 https://i.nostr.build/RmQoB.jpg


As the owner I also assume this role 🫡


Confusing risk with volatility is why normies will stay poor forever


All my services accept credit card, and I use the shakepay visa which lets me pay credit card with Bitcoin


Life working out just fine after deleting my bank account.

Making me want to delete my phone number next.

Anyone else do this? Data only? Is it possible?


One day I'm going to fly to India and personally punch a call center scammer right in the balls


i exit
https://m.primal.net/HyNS.mp4


Gm

40 sat/vB by end of day

nostr:nevent1qqsxhw79wetwtv3p868pvx2qpsey2wa45s9t6vu2xu9vzlyc6ppv8fspz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5pzpckv7l8jqspl8u4y54dn9rcduwlrs4v2040nxce0m2h0cunvrj8tqvzqqqqqqyze8xvx


Quality whiskey and cigar night 🫡


IYKYK

https://i.nostr.build/q6kLa.jpg


His son is poor and ngmi either 😂


Very few channels force closed, all things considered

Lightning W imo


< 300 sat/vB 👀


We’re not saying it’s a good idea but…

You can still buy Lightning channels from us rn


Halving party favors and white elephant gift.
https://image.nostr.build/1ec97ca8d9b8f1db96d6864752f2da24191b1a0f8ec081ff05ab4ef39c0975e0.jpg
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 https://image.nostr.build/01dcd24ed6c40711a5bcd782a9e3a5eedb6d2893a7909dc1d334ece017019276.jpg


Remembering when our boy nostr:npub1t0nyg64g5vwprva52wlcmt7fkdr07v5dr7s35raq9g0xgc0k4xcsedjgqv wouldn't accept zaps because they're bad for privacy

Now mutiny runs one of the most successful zap wallets out there 😂

GOTTEM


Not a single squirrel has killed me yet

Thanks doggo 🙂


HT @francispouliot_

 https://image.nostr.build/560937a6daed0f4d2dd0c46a835133e4a8a9817f2324234822d7600c79a93cf0.jpg
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LN Node runners need to be aware of these risks before you get too excited about your umbrel

nostr:nevent1qqs2wkputu4g4pg5ujn8e9u6q7ez377vj2uqnd6926y7wlnz49gt5pspz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfdupzp5txtn6j7k5lyl8jjup7qhxpsrqfk54v4xa4nzhjckxx8etjhuu8qvzqqqqqqyeafmtp


That's when the Creator released the protocol


A new type of shitcoin minting called runes


Peed on by god


It's actually retarded tbh.

Don't like it, don't donate.

I don't get it


Seeing the eclipse and halving this month got me feeling like  https://i.nostr.build/2R4KR.jpg


#Nosflare v1.14.9 released which greatly improves write speed

https://github.com/Spl0itable/nosflare

https://image.nostr.build/93f141190f45860b8741c5c19920fc4c555d5bead66791597025d0d93179cb34.png


I believe it is a draft?


When you waited 4 years for the halving and didn't become a billionaire overnight https://i.nostr.build/BR9rA.jpg


Cigars and Whiskey tonight with the boys

We do be gentlemen like that 🎩


I know we think degens will run out of money to pay miners

But I see whales with 5000+ BTC participating in the shitcoins


Gm

Mempools will clear by tomorrow no worries


Blue boy 🫡😎


If you take them too often, your body won't be able to produce it naturally and you will depend on them to sleep.

So they say


Remembering the days of 1 sat / vB and still doing batch channel opens to save sats


Crazy numbers for the miners for the first 21 blocks of the new epoch https://i.nostr.build/mlG9v.jpg


Happy Halvening to those who celebrate.


Last time fees hit 600/vB many of them stopped doing withdrawals

Also prompted binance to adopt lightning


Oh boy, here we go

nostr:nevent1qqs2qjnum2frhzg6cvmwrnwcmqw05d7dgfk5pe5pdf9y5axmzl7t0uspz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfdupzp5txtn6j7k5lyl8jjup7qhxpsrqfk54v4xa4nzhjckxx8etjhuu8qvzqqqqqqywhu3j5


Happy halving Snowden!


Wish I was a miner

But alas I'm just a basic bitch lightning router


I agree, but Vandalism is allowed on Bitcoin, currently


Degens like Bitcoin for the same reason we do

Nobody can stop their transactions


If anyone wants me to open a 1m sats channel to them

Just pay me 3m sats in fees and I will


Miners:
 https://i.nostr.build/jYEA5.jpg


I am feeling emotional RN ngl

Don't ever let any fucking normies tell you this was easy, it wasn't


For a good time follow nostr:npub169n9eaf0t20j0nefwqlqtnqcpsym22k2nw6e3tevtrrru4et7wrsh5w47v


The fees right now though, incredible amounts of degeneracy
https://i.nostr.build/dwGD3.jpg


So now what?

Go back to writing code or something?


WE DID IT 840,000 🫡🫡


36 BTC in fees https://i.nostr.build/vG2wk.jpg


3.5msat/vB https://i.nostr.build/YgY0e.jpg


Watching mempool, this is calm before the storm https://i.nostr.build/Z5ExP.jpg


A blue boy for the culture


😄 😄 😄 😄 😄 😄
https://m.primal.net/HxXX.png
(not mine)
https://stacker.news/items/511798


LEMMIE GUESS

ARCH


Is Instagram basically top of funnel marketing channel for OnlyFans?


When Bitcoin pumps but it's because of shitcoins, NFTs and wall st ETFs

 https://i.nostr.build/9za2X.gif


I nominate nostr:npub180cvv07tjdrrgpa0j7j7tmnyl2yr6yr7l8j4s3evf6u64th6gkwsyjh6w6 🫡


The American revolution of course

*Remembers I'm Canadian and have the queen on our money*


30 blocks aiiyaaahhhhh!!


The weird distro maxis always come out I love nostr


Thinking the halving is priced in is an enormously well regarded opinion


The Human Rights Foundation is proud to announce the launch of the Finney Freedom Prize, an award designed in Hal Finney’s memory to celebrate global achievements in the area of Bitcoin and human rights.

Hal Finney was a renowned civil liberties and privacy advocate, open-source software developer, and electronic cash pioneer. Known for his mantra that “the computer can be used as a tool to liberate and protect people, rather than to control them,” Hal spent decades working on open-source privacy and freedom software, and his career culminated in making historic contributions to Bitcoin in the project’s early years, before his life was tragically cut short by ALS in 2014.

The Finney Freedom Prize will be awarded to the person who does the most for Bitcoin and human rights in each halving era.

https://youtu.be/u5qK0r7nLPE?si=4L5JiFxXxNrr4kR0


Yeah any used dell workstation should work fine, I wouldn't go with tails, that should be for hardcore privacy activities

Every nostrich has their own distro preference, I like PopOS because I use Nvidia. Ubuntu always a safe bet to get started


Does running windows make you a shitOSer?


They'll audit your $600 transaction

But not the $600 billion sent to Ukraine


The government is enormously well regarded

Yep it works


30 Minute #Zapathon at Halving?


Oh god don't do it Lightning please God no
 https://i.nostr.build/9za0G.jpg


#halvathon
https://image.nostr.build/1af10cefb060b70eec8c55b61c30139a3562ce0f3bd7da8bd14abfabbf0c7f5a.jpg


Force closes always occur, they just really hurt when fees are high, especially if you have to resolve a ton of htlcs

I don't think they actually close more often when fees are high, at least since lnd bug was fixed, perhaps I am mistaken


Lightning liquidity about to be insanely valuable

That is, if all channels don't get force closed at 5000sat/vB tonight


Old submariner with a patina tho 👀👀👀👀


i dot nostr dot build slash HFSP dot gif

You're welcome


It's my bitcoin travel watch, had to go with gmt


When you inside the cult, everything is good for Bitcoin 😄


Today seems appropriate to rock the orange Seiko
 https://i.nostr.build/oMwMl.jpg


Fucking losers


Future baristas learn the hard way that they aren't in commie college anymore  https://i.nostr.build/rokoj.jpg


Can't keep Bitcoin down 🥊.
https://v.nostr.build/mlGlq.mp4
Congrats to all the survivors. Happy Halving Day.


Larger size image, for the culture
 https://i.nostr.build/DjGj8.jpg
nostr:nevent1qqstcv8pgctmppe5mr9uulcftz35v9lrmhdj8gmqa0vwff37wxwv7pqpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfdupzq3dn25suxy49mfxz2krs8t2tu0fwd5yvsyj4z52v0g0t026l5rcyqvzqqqqqqy7dk5mc


What I heard reading your note:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8ALsR-oWKAk


Trained my model with bad data last night, this morning my LLM is truly autistic


I’ve reached an age where I now understand what, as kids, we think of as just old people disgruntled about modern life. It’s when you’ve lived long enough to have viscerally experienced the slow, unyielding decline of most every aspect of daily life.

The key is not to let it make us bitter; to take heart in knowing that it’s broken money that broke these things. And to know that, with Bitcoin, we can fix it.

Onward.


We will fix it brother & fellow old man 🫡


I too got some of their coins


Press F for everyone who got liquidated at $59k yesterday, 20 hours before the halving

https://i.nostr.build/HFSP.gif


Gm,

69 blocks left 😎


Nope


API calls to Bitcoin basically but it's not REST


Every company is gonna need a "Bitcoin expert" soon, someone who knows rpc calls and node running and can liase between IT and Finance

And there probably aren't many out there


Can confirm Afghanistan works too, first name ngmi


Watches this ads

*Video starts*

This video is brought to you by Express VPN


Blocked. Enjoy https://i.nostr.build/KGxVg.jpg


Don't you guys have better things to do in your lives than argue for days on my thread about nonsense? It's very sad


"you should keep enough cash so you can sleep at night"

Me, with everything in p2p electronic cash:
 https://i.nostr.build/BRDdP.gif


loure, a simplified fork of nostrmo with outbox model, very early: https://cdn.satellite.earth/afb72cc26864d5f62b94befb6cda8ee3fa0e002b76e72fc02d4d1b945167b143.mp4


Yeee


There's an anonymous wallet buying like 500-600 bitcoin per day for months. Just one.

And there will only be 450 new Bitcoin per day after halving ? 🤔


I am using rsync, you are right though something must be off, it should be incremental

Taking a closer look thanks for nudge 👀


Somehow jealous because CPU swap kinda fun


Yep I have fiber to my house already, but it's "only" 1gbps


Time to nuke it 🫡


Even with insanely fast internet, still takes half a day to backup my NAS everyday :/

Wen 10gbps residential Internet

https://i.nostr.build/Q7eqZ.jpg


Testnet hasn't been reset in over a decade. People forgot. Time for another reset...
https://protos.com/halving-excitement-pumps-worthless-bitcoin-testnet/


Code is art


Nope


Your level of privacy should be relative to your threat model

Unless you're in Hamas or something you probably don't need to use Tor to watch a YouTube tutorial on how to make chocolate chip cookies


They probably advise putting pronouns in your tinder profile


Even a small business that you own 100% can be very lucrative 🫡

Don't need to build a billion dollar company, making $500k is quite nice when you own all of it


Wow banks paying 4.5% interest in savings accounts!

*Inflation 17%*


GM BLOOMSCROLLERS


Central banks using blockchains is truly the dumbest idea ever.

Just use SQL if you gonna centralize, blockchains are very slow and inefficient and ONLY good for decentralized networks.


Capitalism always finds a way  https://i.nostr.build/jYAPr.jpg


Lol that's very cute


I don't mean to brag but I caught every single 61k dip since the beginning of March like a BOSS 😎


GM 🌞

THANKFUL TO BE ABLE TO JUST GET UP STAY HUMBLE, STACK SATS, AND BLOOM.

#BLOOMING #GRATEFULCHAIN
https://m.primal.net/Hwrs.jpg


Depends how people subjectively interpret "as we know it today"

Personal property and voluntary trade (capitalism) date back very far, and the only thing preventing flourishing is the government constantly getting in the way of capitalism imho!


#resign


Ok that does not look good ser


And therefore buy eth and stablecoins

 - Raoul


200 blocks left 👀


Completely false

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silk_Road


When you're in the matrix but still #blooming because you got an nsec and xpriv  https://i.nostr.build/J6xor.jpg


#zapathon tomorrow! https://image.nostr.build/a2aebbb012cb0da90fe98107e84e3b30ae635311477d98d130b31676a138f4bc.gif


Pure white: https://i.nostr.build/EnDPl.jpg


I am mixed breed human, you can call me a mutt, no offense taken


Tis real


So sad I had no idea


I travel to USA without fingerprints?? (From Canada)


If u get a bottle as a baby I become an ass man?


Why are boobs so alluring? They're basically just a series of circles? But I must look


That's so cringe 😬 fuck Germany


Gm,

Your fingerprints aren't protected by privacy laws

Therefore don't use biometrics to unlock your phone, as you can be compelled to produce a fingerprint, unlike a pin/pass


300 blocks left 👀


Yep I do but I can't find my damn testnet wallet 💀

Hopefully this weekend I locate it


Using nostr zaps to pay for things IRL 🤯

@primal_app is a game changer 🤙 #RealLifeBitcoin #bitcoin
https://m.primal.net/HwQx.mov


A safe space to virtue signal from


Bloomer meme starter kit. These all have transparent backgrounds so you can easily add them to other images. 🤙 https://i.nostr.build/yqE9P.png https://i.nostr.build/vGkgl.png https://i.nostr.build/8G9eX.png https://i.nostr.build/lLRnj.jpg


In my mind, if I was a teenager, it was the 90s 😂


Ty very good to know, will do 🫡🧑🏼💻


When gold bugs ask what Bitcoin is backed by:

The exact same thing as gold, it's own inherent properties.

It's not backed, it is the one who backs.


Running esplora 👀

https://github.com/Blockstream/electrs


#footstr


Lady #bloomer https://i.nostr.build/J6xOz.jpg


I'm glad you saw my hint so I'm not forgotten when invites go out


Gm #coffeechain https://i.nostr.build/RmVqB.jpg


It's 50% of the gain is taxable at your marginal tax rate

For most people they will pay about 17.5% in total


Dry brine life hack:

Elevate the steak with chopsticks so it doesn't sit in a pool of juices

This bad boy been drying out all night  https://i.nostr.build/kZnAA.jpg


Bitcoin credit card


I guarantee there is no #bloomer movement on bluesky

Those types are angry AF, do they even say gm?

 https://i.nostr.build/KGxdg.jpg


The opposite of being a doomer

Join us


Did they train movements from the exorcist or what


It's a rainy day in Toronto, can't bloom under the sun

So gonna bloom in the gym and in the kitchen 🫡

#Bloomer #Blooming
 https://i.nostr.build/M5LKE.jpg


GM TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO BE BLOOMING.
https://m.primal.net/HwOc.jpg
https://m.primal.net/HwOd.mov


So far it's been a week since I deleted all my bank accounts

Nothing bad has happened yet 👀


Another fun tax fact

Small business/solo contractors only pay 9% combined tax on profits under $500k

First 50k in personal dividend income from your business is tax free

They've been treating business class quite well here, much much lower taxes than USA


THE ARTISTS DIDN'T MAKE THE SONGS FOR ONLY A  FEW PEOPLE TO SING ALONG


Short bitcoin, long free time with loved ones


I don't want dumps anymore I been stacking long enough 😡


Plebba*


That's so fucking funny that's literally what I'm listening to that prompted my gm note


Lol yah me neither anymore 🤣😉

Not currently listening to g unit


If u have 100k in gains

Only 50k is taxable

If your marginal rate is 20%

You owe $10k in taxes in total on the 100k gain


Gm,

If you grew up listening to hiphop in the 90s

I know you sang along the word nigga at least 1000 times, don't lie


It's not 50% lol


It's not 50%

You pay your marginal rate on 50% of the gain

Our rate is lower than USA currently


Gn nostr 🫂


Influencer


Pretty much 😂


Me blooming:
https://video.nostr.build/47662c7a324709a10ee8a9a370ca9d00f41c4f75d4bbed4ca3aca3fa2a688293.mp4


Bloomer crew https://i.nostr.build/jYA8r.jpg


Finally have a clear inbox after 20 years of being on 9999+ https://i.nostr.build/Q7exJ.jpg


Monopoly money is more scarce


I LOVE PINEAPPLES THEY ARE THE BEST FRUIT


When I see people at grocery store buying absolute poison, I want to say something to them so badly

Then I look at my cart with 20 steaks and a pineapple and wonder if they think the same thing


Pivoting from shitting on saylor for preventing funding for devs

To shitting on opensats for heavily funding devs

Was not in my bingo card 😂

Don't ever change, bitcoiners

Ps I like opensats a lot and never got funding from them ☺


Just got the #1 best fruit for the memes even though I've never cut one open before

 https://i.nostr.build/gZRDO.jpg


Hope everyone got some sun today 😀 #bloomer #blooming https://i.nostr.build/LexrW.jpg


He works 55 hours a week.
 https://video.nostr.build/11a579fa0a69ea996e4e446bacc0b809608fb4e0d555b6fa628e5581ba638443.mp4


Wait, what?

We all laugh that the insurance companies are old fashioned, but you won't believe what I just read.

https://image.nostr.build/15bdbf26881ddf2d79c7f78b4c8a21c26f09fc9addde54d75c008d28c8fe811f.png

https://image.nostr.build/ed3d397626ecfa16be90e7d50d25d5644c457f4bbac570d8e9d9d70f83a5cc17.png


I have the business plan


Simplelogin is quite a nice service didn't know it was included with protonmail


Bloomer content


Great source of 🤡 content


HAPPY TO ANSWER QUESTIONS. HIT ME WITH THEM.

OPENSATS IS NOT PERFECT BUT WE ARE TRYING OUR BEST.

MORE PEOPLE SHOULD SUPPORT DEVS DIRECTLY. STRICTLY BETTER THAN RELYING ON OPENSATS.

I HAVE BEEN A DAMUS PURPLE SUBSCRIBER SINCE THE DAY IT LAUNCHED.

EVERYONE HAS BIAS. TRANSPARENCY HELPS. OUR BOARD STRUCTURE HELPS (WE ARE NOT PAID, 5 OF 9 VOTES REQUIRED FOR GRANT APPROVAL).

TEN31 HAS INVESTED IN PRIMAL.
WILL IS INVESTED IN DAMUS.

OPENSATS HAS PROVIDED GRANTS TO 20+ OPEN SOURCE NOSTR CLIENTS THAT COULD BE SEEN AS COMPETITORS TO BOTH ALTHOUGH I WOULD ARGUE NOSTR FOSS DEV COMPOUNDS AND BENEFITS EVERYONE.


💀

https://v.nostr.build/zdvq8.mp4


Lion king


Any repos you recommend checking out to tinker with?


This is Aladdin Ross, master of the rugs.

If you do not repost this note and send it to 20+ people, you will face 10 years of bad luck filled constant rugging (the bad kind), shotgun KYC, and restrictions on how you can spend your money.

(All zaps will be forwarded to Aladdin as tribute) https://image.nostr.build/3d0ada1a559050d63cc39f53b5d28cb7e3ae5f7ffe8e61cdf5c40a15bd0f45b4.jpg


So out of fiat that I dug through my drawers and found this old bag of nickels and dimes 😂

More no KYC incoming 🫡 https://i.nostr.build/8G9vz.jpg


nostr:npub1vp8fdcyejd4pqjyrjk9sgz68vuhq7pyvnzk8j0ehlljvwgp8n6eqsrnpsw nostr:npub1t3ggcd843pnwcu6p4tcsesd02t5jx2aelpvusypu5hk0925nhauqjjl5g4 and I reject doomerism

Will you join us?

 https://i.nostr.build/GexGA.jpg


Don't bring me down with questions about communism
 https://i.nostr.build/EnDmx.jpg


Me, a spring time enjoyer  https://i.nostr.build/mlYMQ.jpg


turboblooming https://i.nostr.build/7GaAD.jpg


these are the books I read growing up https://i.nostr.build/9z4G7.jpg


Follow as many people as possible


I find it extremely difficult to #engage here on Nostr and develop some sort of versatile feed.

Any ideas on how to shape the news feed?

What are your favorite content creators?

still in #introductions phase I guess🫶


Hi everyone!  I’m a hairstylist in Texas checking this new platform out!

#introductions


Welcome 🫂


Hey Nostr community! 👋

I'm Alex Carter, currently living in the sunny city of San Diego. By day, I'm a Digital Marketer; by night, I'm an amateur photographer and tech enthusiast. I've joined Nostr to connect with folks who share my passion for the latest in tech, digital art, and photography.

When I'm not working, you can find me exploring hiking trails, experimenting with drone photography, or diving into the latest sci-fi novel. I'm all about creativity in motion and love discussing innovative marketing strategies and visual storytelling techniques.

Looking forward to making new friends here and learning from all the incredible talents in our community. If you're into photography or need tips on digital marketing, hit me up!

See you around the platform ✨


Library and SDK devs in shambles

Nobody knows about us and won't support directly 😭


Yes.


If just 3 generations of parents hyphenated their last names, the kids would have 8 last names.

Pls don't do this, just pick one family name ffs, whichever one sounds cooler


Should I get Netflix?

Lol what I really mean is

Are there any good Netflix shows I should download? 🏴☠


I'm no professional chart line drawer or anything but it seems like a lot of dummies wanna sell Bitcoin right now


Gm

I like bitcoins

 https://i.nostr.build/KGxOv.jpg


Gm Rod :) can you let us know when the lightning summit will be,  I have to book travel soon 😁


And a dip


BLOCK 839400
🟠600 blocks to halving!! https://video.nostr.build/ad7c6e0522845f7a3bd64415f4823c0421c3208f1925ac274319ac90f474b57a.mp4


Great cut


Sorry You're still a doomer

Join us as bloomers
 https://i.nostr.build/BRmPe.jpg


Nope just a metric tonne of butter


Now time to work on free and open source freedom tech

Currently hacking on: BitcoinAnalytics.io

Ttyl nostr 🫡

https://i.nostr.build/6GKkR.jpg


My secret to scrambled eggs: way too much butter 🧈 🫡 https://i.nostr.build/yqGK2.jpg


I will walk, as it is safe to do so with no cars for miles


Yep they are except you can connect to as many as you want and blast your note to all of them


I actually really like Paris such good food and beautiful buildings 🥰


Waiting for yours now ser


Got paid today, and Bitcoin dipped, y'all already know how do

https://i.nostr.build/roKva.jpg


Nein


Saylor, Elon's #1 reply guy, probably won't

Because medium of exchange is a distraction

And privacy is bad, we hate that


You know someone is an NPC if they won't cross the street, even with no cars for miles, when the sign says don't cross.

I always walk past them and just laugh inside


I think the main difference is you're allowed to leave a palace 😁


3 hours in the sun, worked up an appetite

Steak or beef sausages for lunch? 🤔

What a life

https://i.nostr.build/XVDEz.jpg


Blooming https://i.nostr.build/6GKaR.jpg


Another beautiful day to be alive

Taking doggo to high park in Toronto if any 416  nostriches wanna chill 😎

 https://i.nostr.build/xE7Jl.jpg


I'm in 🫡


It can't be so advanced that you need to read NIPs to use it

Can kinds be human readable? 🤔


The feeling when you can honestly say you stacked as hard as you could during the bear

https://i.nostr.build/dwDAO.jpg


Oh man I almost made a terrible joke

So I'll say halibut


MY corporate tax bill just came in. Soon I will have to do this 😭

But instead of paying my quarterly installments I just stacked all year. Now I'll pay a late fee but I ain't selling until after the halving 🫡

https://i.nostr.build/XVDYz.jpg


OH COME ON MAN YOU CAN USE ZEUS OR MUTINY IF YOU SCARED ABOUT GETTING RUGGED 8 CENTS


Maybe one day you can buy a lightning addy there so I can zap you


Selling bitcoin 4 days before the halving  https://i.nostr.build/5GqWa.jpg


My drafts have some spicy notes I'm glad I didn't click post on 😬


Can confirm, we discussed this over beers 🫡


Me and my dad used to build computers in the 90s 🥲


I'm sorry I think it's very funny to show a $44 biweekly Twitter pay check as proof Twitter is a better place for VFV 💀


The south park client


Have never checked once

Hired 30+ devs in my career

I only check GitHub


It should be illegal for fees to pump while price dumps

Out here supporting devs and this is how they repay us??


If nostr:npub1lr2zzf989mvf393y0tv39ara6a4vddkd6y87z784up9vl6ks6j3qtudl6a wants to sign up I'll make one


No 🙏


Made more money on Nostr than on Twitter ⚡

AGAIN.

#nostrvstwitter #Value4Value #V4V
 https://i.nostr.build/zdqZ4.jpg


Twitter is the best


GM fellow misfits, but you misfit on purpose because normies are retarded
https://i.nostr.build/J6GgO.jpg


Start a business, do not try to climb a corporate ladder


Just brushed my teeth then got hungry fuck


Pls btcpayserver mediums 😭🙏


I still wrote you a prescription.

Rx: Stack sats qd and prn
#69
RF: ♾/21,000,000


I have forgotten

nostr:nevent1qqsvmr8wx5fkty6tg8pjgg9s6h00t5xaf2h767tjw9feapgzhgm08acpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzv9hxgq3qutx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7803c2k986henvvha4thuwfkper4sxpqqqqqqzvnrpjc


Twitter https://i.nostr.build/eZwOX.jpg


Amazing setup


Nailed it


Thanks for the sats, degens!

https://i.nostr.build/HFSP.gif


Lol my man killing it!


It does


Influencers https://i.nostr.build/KGKll.jpg


Don't worry it's not going anywhere 😭


I KNOW WHAT I TASTE, PINEAPPLE IS S TIER

WATERMELON IS JUST DELICIOUS WATER WITH A CRUNCH


Beautiful day, smell of bbq in the air, good health, good friends, life is good

Grateful to be alive 🙏


GFY💜
https://i.nostr.build/nb1061.gif


Are u sunning your balls on a plane


Asia waking up and have their buying fingers on smash mode


OnlyDevs, post pictures of code instead of tits?


Add negative prompt "extra digits"


Vote harder


Dinner https://i.nostr.build/yqG0k.jpg


Ideally you should know the people who run the federations, I don't think anon ones are a good idea

Minimum someone's reputation should be on the line


Another day, another opportunity to write some PHP 🧑🏼💻

Gm! ☕🐶🐕


He's been promoting scams for years, pumps a penny stock for a sponsor and gets into bed with the Gemini shitcoiner scamming brothers

The flags are all red


Why is there a penis shadow in the middle


Alright alright I see this peer pressure post 🫡


Why? Pls stay fren 🫂


Imagine being able to harness the energy of the atom

But instead you setup a bunch of fans that only work when the wind blows

Are humans seriously this dumb


Canadian military deploying our air force
 https://i.nostr.build/dwD4J.gif


i have 1 follower. kinda awkward ngl


This time an old camera, but I have a LOT of junk for sale still 😂🫡


💀💀 this is me 100%


Me at every #Bitcoin Conference. https://image.nostr.build/2f711692e998054a1eea86e030c243ca87f291e1d58bf829a737cff1afb5cfe8.jpg


I was shitting my diapers for sure but still stacked what I could 🫡


nostr:npub1h8nk2346qezka5cpm8jjh3yl5j88pf4ly2ptu7s6uu55wcfqy0wq36rpev would be able to retire on V4V proceeds had this nostr:npub15t3qpnzd9h6lgh5zfeywl5353nefpjv6fls4lg6yqy2rypzslyas5cc8rq performance been scheduled on nostr:npub1h8gzew8am6cezuq7cpjgudldra40hgnruqrqlsrqnxnzs5wjtczqztps02 https://video.nostr.build/f9cadd8225c933fe293a955419c52e6d3f5a7ddde965d4a3b23777996bbab79c.mp4


Sold some old junk, now I'm off to the bitcoin ATM for some no KYC

Because I no longer have a bank account to deposit into lol

 https://i.nostr.build/7GYQv.jpg


I been straight lounging all day under this god of light https://i.nostr.build/gZ3Vm.jpg


Splash of rum for the culture?


Man I would slap so many servers down there


As a member of the OpenSats Nostr committee I must say nostr:npub1qny3tkh0acurzla8x3zy4nhrjz5zd8l9sy9jys09umwng00manysew95gx rarely says anything about the Nostr grant proposals and he doesn't vote on them either. As far as I know the Nostr grant approvals and disapprovals have been following what the Nostr committee decides. Maybe he is manipulating us all from a distance or maybe he is flipping the decisions at an upper layer, but I didn't notice.


BECAUSE SOY AND ESTROGEN PRODUCTION

THATS WHY SO MUCH COMMUNISM IN ASIA


NO


I swear to God I know a guy who eats tofu every morning, actually likes TSA and pees sitting down.

Don't worry he already didn't make it


Is she your step sister? She might get stuck soon


I have a list here with some related metadata

https://github.com/0xtrr/onion-service-nostr-relays


Don't ever change, Peter


We got the Angus ribeye today 🫡🥩
 https://i.nostr.build/7GYo9.jpg


Yep I haven't found an easy way, I did it the hard way and trained my beneficiaries how to directly get my coins. And it's not simple.


Definitely not hot wallets.

Not doxxing the amount of devices but yes multiple are required

It takes me a full day to travel around and pickup devices if I need to make a txn


One clearly had a more exciting and fun life


Fees yes counter party no

I control all the signatures

Now if you rob my house or kidnap me you still can't get my coins


I think the last 12 months are my first ever without ever touching my cold storage setup

Multisig is end game I guess 🫡


You don't have to consolidate utxos if you never plan to move them and just take them to the grave like a pharaoh

 https://i.nostr.build/eZw4L.jpg


Added to the museum of failed PSYOPS  https://i.nostr.build/mlw75.jpg


It was OOM 🫡 fixed now ty


Peter Todd disliked this post


Guys come on life is too short to argue about such things over days ☺

Pls go listen to a baby laugh or throw a ball for a dog 🐶🐕


Holy shit it's a beautiful day

Fuck my phone I'm looking at the 🌞

Ttyl yall


#nostr https://image.nostr.build/78288cede8f92170a60c5116842cb02ace748ed2b07f29439107c01ebf32e0d4.jpg


Yep I do have a friend who worked from Windsor and Detroit

He also gave better care in USA because he was paid more, now he tries to provide care as fast as possible to collect the flat rate OHIP fee for each patient


Unhot, obvious take: coffee good ☕☕


Why can't we get our shit together like Thailand, they have quality and affordability and abundance 😭😭

Us system is like quasi universal too and heavily government regulated which makes it shitty :/


> Anyway, Israel should feel free to just nuke Iran from existence

 https://image.nostr.build/0ec37432863672b6ef5325c08d03a30b30f9a9c0f1c86000420f75abe99ea75d.jpg
 https://image.nostr.build/4988d6d9a317193f4a6adc6d1a177d546d2aa81ddcfc1e0cda3c7a00304f9a29.jpg

 https://image.nostr.build/7e06bcf5d3fc318e4e07579621e84ef2d7ce6acdc482d1b8d781cdb9c6c43c59.jpg

This shows same lack of empathy and respect for other humans that Peter Todd accuses evil countries like Russia, Iran, ... of.

Bitcoin may makes war unaffordable but it won't fix the cruelty some humans.

Peter does not care about wiping out millions of innocent kids, women, men that just happened to be born in the wrong country and not in a peaceful one like himself.

By his logic how many other countries - of people not overthrowing their evil regimes - should be wiped out to get rid of all the evil people? Wipe out 500m, 2bn, 4bn?

This has nothing to do on which side you are. This is about being human or being a soulless warmonger that has no problem wit killing hundrets of million innocent people just because he thinks to know every aspect of history, powers at play and also has the moral high ground about that topic.

Batshit crazy and disgusting.


He is so unhinged, same with Ukraine war. Obsessed


Universal healthcare

If American progressives really want to advocate for this system I really think they should come up here and see what it's like

https://i.nostr.build/WGgdj.jpg


I can't believe it's been over a year and I'm still not banned on nostr

Twitter would ban my nyms minimum once per year


Peter Todd?


Bitcoiners googling stuff post halving  https://i.nostr.build/3P2jn.jpg


Hey that's true I can't do that either


I had a dream that Justin Trudeau was a flight attendant wearing high heels, and I kept talking shit and being aggressive

And everyone was getting mad that I was attacking a woman 💀

Wtf is wrong with my brain


Gm,

5am club for me today for no reason


100 pushup challenge since 2009


Hitting the sack early tonight, gn nostr 🫂


Sounds like NPC cope for sure


Told that by NPCs?


Convenient timing.

https://m.primal.net/HurX.jpg


‘I love private property, and let me tell you something, if you care about your fucking country, read Ludwig Von Mises and the 6 lessons of the Austrian Economic School, motherfuckers!’ - Renato Moicano

HOLY FUU THIS DUDE IS BASED AF

#UFC300 https://v.nostr.build/WGgYL.mp4


Looks amazing


Chaos good

Censorship resistance and privacy bad


No matter how much we dump I'm always bringing this energy to the table  https://i.nostr.build/XVDr7.jpg


Write it in Javascript then


Big shiny tunes 😎


Alright PSYOP season is kicking off imma load up https://i.nostr.build/VwErq.jpg


😂😂😂

Do you want it white people hot (aka mild) or actually hot?


The dip https://i.nostr.build/q6DxB.jpg


F


OH LOOK MORE WAR THOUSANDS OF MILES AWAY FROM THE UNITED STATES, OVER THINGS IDGAF ABOUT BUT AM PAYING FOR ANYWAY. https://image.nostr.build/84934d434e500af3b982def49eff2727724268e7a56ccf1538723c69991753b6.jpg


Being woken up to some face love


Gm

Hope you smashed


https://image.nostr.build/e19b7a987339dd146f50fdb3eab464cb788fce9007a5556c33bb7674ac6ba687.png

Proof of working onions except for snort one, so just pure excuses with snowden lol


I think the implication is a lot of wealth will be destroyed and economic energy expended on non-productive activities as conflict increases

But I dunno I'm dumb stay humble stack sats


Enjoy Vegas 🫡


nostr:npub16c0nh3dnadzqpm76uctf5hqhe2lny344zsmpm6feee9p5rdxaa9q586nvr could you host a Tor version of primal?


Leveraged traders just lost $700m in last 4 hours https://i.nostr.build/GemYA.jpg


You ain't going anywhere get yo ass back here


Rage quitting nostr or AWS?


High park?


Why watch the news when bitcoin price can tell you everything


But I have no idea


I don't think so


THANK YOU FOR SAYING BOLLOCKS I LIKE THIS WORD


VERY LIKELY


I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S REAL SOMEONE SENT TO ME ON TELEGRAM


Iron Dome right now

https://m.primal.net/Huno.mp4


Free speech platform, tits and/or genius both allowed


Sometimes we need a reminder why normies don't wanna touch Bitcoin

And why all the cheap sats flow to us 🫡


Alright this is a pretty juicy dip


Love that kind of polish


Thank you all very much, hit $300 goal very fast 🥰

I hope bezos enjoys the money he's getting all of it tho, fucking AWS!

https://c.tenor.com/zeWnF9Jh09EAAAAC/tenor.gif

nostr:nevent1qqsw6n6xz60sa0x0frmk4mn2wmwg7l4p0v0380uurdturtle2p6uq9spz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5pzpckv7l8jqspl8u4y54dn9rcduwlrs4v2040nxce0m2h0cunvrj8tqvzqqqqqqyd8ly0r


Would have to literally guillotine every politician...

... I'm in


Do u want me to:

Zap 21
Wait to see 42
Delete cache

See what happens?


So I haven't done anything yet, but it shows 21 now on same notes


I never played it 🧓🏼


Ok but only if you send me half of that first then I'll send double


Ok whoever just sent me 21k sats thank you very much and not sure why the zap didn't register 🫂🫂🙏🙏


You should hop onto the LND slack and report this, very weird!


nostr:npub180cvv07tjdrrgpa0j7j7tmnyl2yr6yr7l8j4s3evf6u64th6gkwsyjh6w6 you'll like this one


Hey that's true what in the fuck ??


Your bank account anytime bitcoin dips

https://i.nostr.build/GemAW.gif


Fiat AI stuff, can't say much in public


Once you follow more fun accounts, that will change :)


It's not confirmed yet:

https://mempool.space/tx/2be81fa9a6ff2fd66ae254c04b83a4a915bb56dde89bc9b97813f26449ef2f44


Lol no!! 😂


Welcome!


Hi everyone! This is my first post and I don’t really understand what Nostr is yet. But diving in anyway.

#introductions


Welcome! 😊


Some wallets, like zeuspay, use a hodl invoice, which only completes the zap when the user actually open their wallet


It has nostr!


Sad, but so classic for a Canadian NPC

Will literally hand over entire life savings if it will help the government

https://i.nostr.build/Dj7vj.jpg


Thank you so much for your support!!! 🫂🫂🫂🫂


Thanks so much for your support, as always 🫂🫂🫂


Looking for some support to help cover costs of cloud nodes and api servers for our upcoming open source project, Bitcoin Analytics.

https://geyser.fund/project/bitcoinanalytics

This project will allow you to run Glassnode type reports, directly from your own node, completely for free!

We are not looking for much, right now the AWS fees are roughly $300/year.

Any donations would be appreciated <3


Eclipse from space 🌌 https://i.nostr.build/zdqj0.jpg


Now boarding only customers in zone 2

*Literally entire planet starts lining up*


No 🫡


The suit way to tell someone to gfy over email https://i.nostr.build/8G0Lg.jpg


Government of India is requesting information on one of my users.

Can you guess which three letters I replied with?

https://m.primal.net/Huhl.png


Ok apparently Bitcoin core on testnet cannot run txindex with less than 2gb of ram?

Does that sound right? I have dbcache at 512, process being killed for out of memory?


I did legit zap you twice as a test 2nd time


Reproduced:

21: https://i.nostr.build/VwE0A.jpg

42: (approx 20 seconds) https://i.nostr.build/KGK8y.jpg


Ok check this

Zapped you, showed 21

30 seconds later showed 42

There is some kind of delayed receipt https://i.nostr.build/M5APd.jpg


Hmmm seems inconsistent, this time it shows correctly on zap I just sent

And for some reason I can't zap you at all from my primal wallet? Da hell is that


Thanks nostr:npub1vp8fdcyejd4pqjyrjk9sgz68vuhq7pyvnzk8j0ehlljvwgp8n6eqsrnpsw I can't lift my own arms today


God that's so obvious yet I'm too retarded to think of it , ty good sir will try this now


Why would Bitcoin core constantly shut itself off during sync and not output anything to debug.log ?

Spent hours on this shit I can't get it going???

So embarrassing but I need halp

Pls can the devs do something??


Stacked so hard you never have to buy again eh


Zapping from alby to mutiny


Anyone else get their weird thing when you zap a mutiny user? It shows double the amount? 🤔

Cc nostr:npub1t0nyg64g5vwprva52wlcmt7fkdr07v5dr7s35raq9g0xgc0k4xcsedjgqv nostr:npub1u8lnhlw5usp3t9vmpz60ejpyt649z33hu82wc2hpv6m5xdqmuxhs46turz

 https://i.nostr.build/WGg2k.jpg


Double rekt yesterday https://i.nostr.build/lLMqP.jpg


Every fucking day I lose money to this shit, I can't take it much longer

100% of fraud risk is on the merchants

After I already shipped the product I get money taken back plus a $15 dispute fee.

This system is fucking TRASH

https://i.nostr.build/yqGzG.jpg


He just farted then tried to smell his own butt

#dogstr https://i.nostr.build/KGKjy.jpg


Man, people still using the Dan meme? It's ancient now
 https://i.nostr.build/nWZVM.jpg


Logging onto Kijiji now


It's not mean to tease your dog

Have your ever seen how dogs play?

"Hey you want this ball? Haha come chase me then, nananabooboo you can't get it"

This is the language they understand


If bitcoiners were agreeable people, we'd just all use fiat and shut up

Respect all of you who disagree, argue and stand by your convictions 🫡

But if you disagree with me, obviously you're wrong

Stay humble


Not too dense
Perfectly toasted
With cream cheese
But no giant chunk in the middle
And in two slices, not mashed together


The day after I deleted my "useless" line or credit

Bitcoin dumps 6% and I have no fiat

Woulda come in handy until payday ngl


Looks like roughly 5 million sats


Lol nah I think he's paying contractors for a renovation


Stay humble and prevent devs from being funded


Brother sent me this pic because he knew it would trigger me

It worked, don't show me this filth, FFUUUCCKK

 https://i.nostr.build/8G0aB.jpg


Yep it definitely changed the trajectory and velocity, making particles rise up instead of directory towards. So if your room has really good ventilation it would help a lot.

But ultimately every single person got COVID, masked or vaccinated or not, so it was all very retarded either way


It's amazingly cringe arguing with non-developers about why ceasing work on the base Bitcoin protocol is retarded rather than a genius way to eliminate risk.


The problem is it only takes 1 virus participle to infect someone, if you reduce your COVID output from breathing even by 99%, there are still millions of particles that escape every breath you take with a mask.

That's why people were swapping to n95s, which actually do work.

Sneezing and coughing was not how COVID spread, it spread by breathing

So no, not full retard or statist or trying to infect people.


If air comes out of your mask, it's not working.


https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-022-00925-7

COVID is spread via aerosol

How do people not know this yet?


Gm 🫂


COVID spread via aerosol


If you don't agree with how I feel about saylor

That is violence

 - you


Urgh my tax bill came in today.

Sorry Trudeau but you gonna have to wait until after the halving before you give my money to Ukraine 🫡


Fuck I didn't just 63 and now I'm way too tired and lazy 😭


I was incredibly unproductive today lol

Saved a lot of food memes tho


💀💀 https://i.nostr.build/xE7mV.jpg


He better


Same even though we meme battled he was a worthy foe


Can you teach me too, dad?

My dad only showed me how to swap my RAM


He was a big boy dishing out plenty of shitting as well, he's definitely not a victim here lol


Yah I mean he was meming saylor as chuck Norris taking down us government lmao


Gotta minimum be able to handle people shitting on an influencer come on


Not sure, his last notes were fighting about saylor and Odell then vanish


Satsmcd

I think he was embarrassed he simped for saylor too hard 😂


Another one bites the dust

nostr:npub10chlkc62tk7yr5m9qjc2u7rs3ufhhrq8yukeey0c5lysqkp2gumq93mnex


One of my favorite photographs of all time

 https://i.nostr.build/oMq6L.jpg


Congress preparing the latest aid package to Ukraine


Uploaded your DNA to the cloud?? 😬😬

Where's your tinfoil hat sir


Why is this so funny 😭


If you don't like south park then we are enemies


A woke wrapper


GM plebs
https://m.primal.net/HZGq.jpg


Currently listening:
https://spotify.link/EWJSySGjKIb


I point out that they still close the bathroom door when they go poop, even though they're doing nothing wrong


People got scared of Iran so they sell Bitcoin?

How does that work


I actually feel safer having the government be able to monitor everything.

I have nothing to hide!

https://i.nostr.build/8G0gv.jpg


Ok you're right they don't actually fly like this


How politicians fly to climate change conferences https://i.nostr.build/oMqwW.jpg


nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m is the reason square doesn't offer lightning payments for merchants because of a bunch of dumb regulations bullshit holding it back?

If y'all need tech/node help I'm available 🙏🙏


Bitcoin core testnet randomly crashing and no debug.log output, this is gonna be fun


Yes you are technically correct but it's less funny that way
 https://i.nostr.build/3P2vW.jpg


If we gonna dump at least give us a big dump

This is just edging us


The complex math equation miners do:

Is this the right number?
Is this the right number?
Is this the right number?
Is this the right number?
Is this the right number?
Is this the right number?


The only thing both political parties agree on is that 1984 outlined the ideal way to organize society


Proud to be part of the 12%…all local, all vaxx-, hormone-, and antibiotic-free. https://image.nostr.build/57d1d9edf366456639a6577d2eec1ace2b0c1942558b6607c78874829f821eef.jpg


Don't you have to finish really thick cuts in the oven?


And it's ready ☺🥩 https://i.nostr.build/KGKxg.jpg


If you can tell me why this is bad, you'll have my attention, this is air fry finish

Because it was the best steak I ever had

https://i.nostr.build/gZ3RY.jpg


In 13 more mins I will deliver 🫡


The OG kink


Thicker boys need to rest a bit longer, to allow the hot surface temperature to evenly distribute to the middle, this is the secret to have it evenly pink throughout

 https://i.nostr.build/oMqDW.jpg


🚨Announcing Satoshi 7B 🚨

The team and I are proud to release Satoshi 7B: the most “based” LLM in the world.

After almost nine months of experimentation, we’ve got something we’re proud enough of to open source & share with the world.

Tuned like no other model to date.

Satoshi7B is designed to produce responses that do NOT fit the current political overton window, or Keyensian viewpoints. We built a custom data-set from scratch, with a deep rooting in libertarian principles, Austrian economics and #Bitcoin literature.

The result is a model that excels where others fall short.

It knows that there are two genders
It knows that Ethereum is a shitcoin
It knows that inflation is economic stupidity.

The Satoshi 7B is ideal
for anyone who’s tired of using #mainstream models (whether open or closed source) that:

Avoid answering controversial topics,
Regurgitate wikipedia-esque answers,
Pre and post-frame responses with apologetic excuses, or
Flat out tell you the blue sky is green.

Size & availability
Satoshi 7B is #opensource and freely available for anyone to use, modify, and enhance.

As the name suggests, it’s a 7 billion parameter model, but despite the size, it outperforms GPT-3.5 Turbo and GPT-4 on a few key benchmarks related to Bitcoin, economics and what we’ve termed “basedness” which is a kind of non-woke-truth score.

(See links in comments to use / download)

First of its kind

This is the first of a whole suite of Satoshi models we intend to train & open source.
In the coming months, we’ll enhance the dataset further, and train a 30B model.

Finally…

All language models just represent a model of the world and are inherently biased. So I hope you appreciate Satoshi 7B’s intrinsic austrian leanings, Bitcoin maximalism and overall “based” cultural and philosophical bias.

nostr:note1nl58qrffjlchrf0d8dz3m4z8w3gy3cq8d656emc3eqc444uxznjqfvuezg


After a few hours of being salted, all the moisture starts to get pulled out.

Dry it with paper towels every few hours

This is the secret to a great crust

https://i.nostr.build/Yg00q.jpg


You are advocating that donators pressure them.

Many of us prefer not to dox how much devs get. It's not about hiding, it's about privacy.

You can donate to HRF if you prefer disclosures.

Open market of supporters is good.


How is it public money? Did they collect tax or something?

Don't like it, don't donate. It's very simple.


Devs wouldn't be happy to have their "salaries" doxxed

I am very happy to donate and have it be private


Who? 🥱


Canada's biggest contribution to culture. https://i.nostr.build/GemmX.jpg


Also https://image.nostr.build/c54cf488da12435617237246203e6c34503d92d3012a104168a2adccdb79b84c.jpg


Selling before the halving? https://i.nostr.build/Dj77A.jpg


No 🙏

Give me fiat pls


Need it after my 63 push ups

Will finish 100 after I eat 🫡


They were 😊


Sear on cast iron finish in air fryer https://i.nostr.build/AaMDq.jpg


1.2lbs 🥩  https://i.nostr.build/jY0vr.jpg


I have done 2 sets of 21 so far

Still got it 🫡


When I was 8 I had a cool metal one with spikes


Ok I will actually

First set begins now


I haven't done a single pushup and it shows


If people reply will the order get all fucked up?


MAKE THREADS GREAT AGAIN 🧵

https://cdn.satellite.earth/98ba3e3fe2be6e470b7f1ca939ab5cc598b83238064586f7fcb03c6396d53872.mp4


I am 3 year subscription

Get on my level peasants


I have a bone to grind with you, Nostr. I’ve been slaving away trying to build a completely new ecosystem for a media hosting, and we’ve been charging bare minimum to keep the service afloat while providing a human-to-human/dog support, and yet people complain how “outrageous” the pricing is. If the price cannot afford even a cup of coffee after costs, it is not outrageous in my book. Creators love to complain how they get nothing for their work, while many devs are literally giving away their time, knowledge and investment into the craft of tech. Also, your fucking bullshit about 1 sat = 1 sat, while closely monitoring fiat rates, is getting old and tiresome. At least be honest with yourself, and stop placating bullshit. I am not your slave, I am not your daddy, if you need a good service that is free from ads and other bullshit, then someone has to pay. If you do not want to pay, do it yourself or go to YouTube or TikTok or Instagram, and stop pretending like you give a fuck.
</rant>
Now go and fuck yourselves, and make sure to enjoy it! 🐶🐾🫡😤


I have a million sats so yes


Too soon


Never ask a man his salary

Never ask a woman her age

Never ask a bitcoiner how they can afford steak everyday and go to every conference despite not having a job


Ready for a nap now?


Oh boy here we go

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I like the sats back and the random shakepaid feature

I hold a sats and fiat balance in here (checking/hot savings) and just sell a bit when fiat gets low or I'm about to buy something expensive


Canadian shitcoin has lost 9% against American shitcoin in 2 years

We used to be 1:1 10 years ago, before Trudeau

 https://i.nostr.build/0jaJn.jpg


GM, I just donated 70k sats to Opensats. Who's next?


Tell saylor to gfy


A big part of me wants to swap the nodeless backend from lnd to phoenixd, fire it back up and let it run purely non-custodial

But I'm too traumatized 😭


Shakepay in Canada

Can spend your BTC through a visa debit card


Wow he's actually really good


Lol ain't nearly as bad as social media would have you believe

Now off to eat my prime ribeye and go for a spring time hike with doggo 🐕


I want to #zap you 2,100 Sats!

Good morning #nostr! It has been about a month since I joined and I'm loving "Self-Soverign Social".

My challenge has been connecting with like minded folks, which is surprising because if we are both here on nostr we likley share at least an interest in decentralization and #bitcoin.

So I want to try a little experiment this morning. I have just under 500,000 sats or about $350 in my  nostr:npub1flm9yc3vhc3dj036pn3ysl5xwd4f5gyhyjnn9rzehs5mqe9y9ynq6qrg9q account, I want you to help me empty it!

Please follow me (if you are not already) and share this post and I'll zap you 2,100 sats until I run out or have to leave the office. It's about 8:45AM EDT, and I'll be zappin' until at least 3PM (or until I'm broke).

In theory this should yield about 235 paid engaugements, which will hopefully amplify my presance here and help me connect with some like minded folks.

Lets see how it works out, I'll share my results!

https://m.primal.net/HuGx.png


Bdc.ca


What is the purpose of these LLM bots?

Trying to make nostr look more active or something?


Urgh $70k forever this is BORING!


Hasn't even started yet man, wait until the bull run actually starts


Shitcoiners are minting shitcoins on bitcoin (brc20)


Not doing anything proposed on reddit 💀


200 sat/vB

PLEASE LND DO NOT FORCE CLOSE ON ME OR I WILL TALK SHIT ABOUT LIGHTNING FOR WEEKS STRAIGHT AGAIN


I already had an account with them for many years, and they basically do everything I need, didn't even really look at anything else


In Canada the only option we have is shakepay, but it's pretty good


At first I used the carrot

"If you take BTC I'll pay you 5% more"

Didn't work

Then I said

"If you don't accept btc, you'll need to find a new tenant"

Worked fast


Gm,

On a month's long quest to delete all my bank accounts and just survive with one transferwise account

I already got my landlord and cleaners to accept btc so other than paying tax, I can almost get by entirely on BTC or my btc credit card

Fuck banks


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Dang this PC was probably so dope in 2012


Is the stinky sock scum in the room with us now? 😂

Bruh this isn't a real thing lol


Why do so many Americans wear their shoes in the house?

Do y'all just mop floors 10x more than everyone else or have secret shoe cleaning technology or what


The blow off top for legacy finance will be when the USG finally mints the trillion dollar coin


GitHub Copilot is just a programmer worse than you typing over you on your own screen and asking you to review their code all day every day.


Online recipes:

8 paragraphs about your childhood and memories of grandma

4 bullet points on how to cook the thing


PHP usually


Basic nostr LLM bot:
 https://i.nostr.build/KGM9v.jpg


#footstr


Umm free run does that count?


Marinade 2 hrs Olive oil, rice vinegar, soy sauce, oyster sauce, garlic powder, salt, pepper

Air fry 390F for 16 mins


Yup


No steak today, air fried wings instead 😊 https://i.nostr.build/4odOG.jpg


Reporting in for the dev circle jerk 🫡


Mutiny stands with open source devs 💪

https://m.primal.net/Httg.mp4


The key difference is one donated heavily to the political ruling class while stealing from plebs, whereas the other created a website letting plebs freely trade with one another. https://image.nostr.build/0ddce749a009f09e14ca4f71922759d2f3a017346612b29cbd1a8880f25f40d1.jpg


Ouch im mid, but no lies detected


The #Bitcoin  simps waiting to see what their hero wants them to think next. https://video.nostr.build/c3883127c7514291b8a6c901e5cef31d1bb6230c5af55e74ded6ae5e93c00dd5.mp4


No business is gonna spend this time and mental energy so 1% of their customers can pay with BTC. I was in this business for years I've heard from hundreds of them directly. If it's not dead simple and easy they'll just continue using credit cards


Btcpayserver needs fedimint support to be truly killer for b2b

Business owners ain't got no time to run a lightning node and manage liquidity


Sadly I think they are just getting started


Thank you, now I don't have to look into it


I can't point to a particular outlet, I recently looked up how it all works and what's to come. At the halving, some or most of the brc20s will migrate to the new rune protocol which initially requires two parent utxos per token=rune. Looking at the mempool I guess this is what's being prepared. So the next ordinal craze starts at the halving and will take off in May with the Hong Kong ordinal conference. The Asians are not even in yet the trading activity mostly comes from the USA...
Whenever you see low fees from now on, use them immediately for what you have to do.
 https://image.nostr.build/8c15d68d95818975239ee905dc1acce25ccab7aeef99ccd3ec1551dcbb801453.jpg


A thing...

https://image.nostr.build/2d60f12d7c3bda3137ba83620d56ac723719d0e755cd8d106011dfb16fc12d9e.jpg


No idea what this is but I will look into what it is 🫡🫡


I hate that I'm about to look into why mempool fees are high right now

Already know it's gonna be highly regarded


I predict at some point they will be lower, and another point they will be higher 🫡


I think it's because there's an AWS data center there? 🤔


Anyone in here get by with just a transferwise account, no other fiat banking? 🤔


FEES ARE HIGH

DO NOT CONSOLIDATE

DO NOT OPEN CHANNELS


🔥🔥🔥
https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-68777741


All those eggs in orange juice are paying off!!


Self awareness 😭


I think considering even at 1 sat/vB most people still gravitate towards custodians and not node running, the proportion of people node running and self custodying will remain constant over time. But that's all that's needed to have a sound currency system, because most people (normies) actually want a custodian

Speculation though, I see merit in your points 🫂


Very likely will have to do a trust trade off and use federations instead of using on-chain if they aren't willing to pay for that degree of security


How is your node supposed to find your transactions from last year? Or verify that someone else's old coins you received aren't double spent?


How to live on a Bitcoin standard in a fiat world:
 https://i.nostr.build/XVG3R.jpg


Personally I think it's because Canadians are so handsome, and there is a correlation between handsomeness and freedom tech development


What's your favorite sauce or seasoning for Chicken wings? #asknostr


Whenever someone googles "best savings bank account" the first result should be the  nostr:npub1lrnvvs6z78s9yjqxxr38uyqkmn34lsaxznnqgd877j4z2qej3j5s09qnw5 tweet

#Bitcoin you dumb fuck


Very reasonable question that even Satoshi thought would work

However we already know blockchains don't scale, doesn't matter if it's 4mb or 32mb or a GB

Increasing block size is basically just kicking the can down the road, eventually we need layer 2 scaling solutions

So keep the blocks small to make node running as cheap and simple as possible and focus all scaling ideation on L2

My two sats

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#bitcoin https://image.nostr.build/25412ccdecfda1263d9293b6f0eed7fa4a9c4ba9bd4d85a7259372952886011a.jpg


Remember when Elon was brand new to Bitcoin and immediately thought he'd fix it by increasing block size?

But everyone cheered anyway because he was a billionaire pumping BTC?

It never ends well, as the simps are about to find out


Gm 🫂😊


Anyone know the dates for lightning summit at Bitcoin park this year?


Are you guys renting a g5 instance to power this on AWS?


The eclipse we had in Canada…
https://m.primal.net/HtYQ.jpg


It usually takes a few months after the halving for the market to realize there aren't many coins and start bidding it up

Then media and normies start to notice and pile in

Whales start distributing coins until no more normies are left

Shitcoins start blowing up

Custodians who've been swimming naked start getting in trouble

Weak hands and traders all shaken out

Until only the stackchaining $0.69 DCA psychopaths are left

Stacking away and shit posting until the next halving


Hey Joe!

#pepethon https://image.nostr.build/a11f6f9bf2fbf259dc6e700e91ae56b02a19b0e5e9636f1f1161d9c4832e3173.jpg


The contrast between Twitter and Nostr bitcoiners is very pronounced on this issue


I'm imaging Jack making memes and shit posting in between meetings with chief executives


Don't believe every meme u see 😊😭😁


I could hear this note


God why is steak so good 🥩😊


Dinner is served https://i.nostr.build/WG5vv.jpg


Lmfao


Yezzz


I'm basically just a brogrammer who's good at using CHATGPT if I'm being real


LAST CHANCE TO SEE THE TIMECHAIN CALENDAR WITH BOTH RINGS PULSING FOR 4 YEARS!

DIFFICULTY ADJUST NEXT BLOCK! https://video.nostr.build/fca4674108d0a029ac2998bc3e4bbd75478056d1449ddb317bf7d9c633838538.mp4


Donate to opensats.org


Excited for us too :)


Not everyone 🫡🫡


If this is your first halving, I'm very excited for you 😁🫡


https://image.nostr.build/9d4e9419fcc96b49cdbb75ca3b46152844a8962d098c2267eeeb82f45e267d41.jpg
#meme #memes


Correct, I am an optimist


The only thing gold is good for is as a component in the hardware that powers my Bitcoin node


The blocksize war wasn't so much about the blocksize (or, even, scaling Bitcoin). It was really about who controls the consensus rules and how we upgrade the protocol.

For context, a bunch of startups raised tons of money between 2013 and 2016 based on ridiculous user sign-up projections and then we had a long and painful bear market and they were looking for scapegoats (the developpers that were "throttling the network") to justify the lack of growth. I am thinking here specifically of Coinbase, Bitpay and Blockchain.info.

The vibe I got is that they thought of Bitcoin itself as a corporation, that they were the equivalent of Bitcoin's board of directors because they represented the interest of VC investors, and thus they were entitled to decision making power over the network.

I don't doubt that a few people were genuine about scaling p2p e-cash (e.g. Roger Ver) but I suspect what really motivated them is that they believed control of the Bitcoin network would be an asset to their business interests, and lack of control was being used as an excuse to why their interests weren't being satisfied.

There was also a bunch of developers that I believe may have been afraid of losing their relevance (Gavin and Garzik specifically). Regardless of their intentions or psychology, it seemed clear to me that the consortium of vc-backed startups (particularly Bitpay, Coinbase, blockchain(.)info and Roger) had picked a team of developers they thought they could control and wanted to appoint them as a technical management team whicn would execute their strategy, and these guys were willing to step up for that role.

I was physically in the room when the CEO of Blockchain.info (with the very obvious support of Coinbase CEO Brian Armstrong) announced that Bitcoin Core devs were being fired and would be replaced. This was after a couple days of failed discussions with other industry people. This was the moment when I realized what was really going on.

And finally, you had a Bitcoin mining giant (Bitmain) controlling both asic production and mining pools with a vested interest in promoting the idea that Bitcoin was a democracy and the way to vote was to buy hashing power. The main ideology being pushed here was that a formal governance mechanism of the protocol needed to be established and that hashrate was the only objective measure of who makes decisions.

The underlying big blocker ideology was that the chaos of spontaneous consensus of nodes is unpredictable, flimsy, bad for business. The absence of a formal governance process was seen as the root cause of the issue.

These companies really believed they could control the protocol, and controlling development of the protocol was seen as a very valuable asset to your company. I imagine they thought of themselves as the founders of a new consortium that would solidify itself into a permanent institution. The business interests would pay developers and set the goals, and the mining interests would ratify their decisions with hash power voting. That was their plan.

This became blatantly obvious when Bitmain used its refusal to activate segwit as leverage to get what it wanted (a blocksize increase and recognition of its hashpower as a vote mecanism) even though Bitmain iself acknowledged it was not really opposed segwit.

It was classic traditional politics: I'll give you segwit if you give me something in return.

This is the language the VC suits, investors and tech startup people understand and they were very happy to "negotiate" and find "consensus".

This eventually materialized into the New York Agreement, negotiated literally as a backroom deal during theConsensuss shitcoin conference. I was there and I refused to attend.

This (private) meeting consecrated the alliance of startups/investors and bitcoin mining interests in their appointment of a technical management committee. If you think this sounds like Jekyll Island, you're not alone.

They packaged segwit with a blocksize increase (Segwit2x) and decided to force a hard fork as a condition to "allow" us to have Segwit.

We know the rest of the story: we ended up activating anyway via UASF (or more precisely, the miners activated Segwit after they New York Agreement signatories became scared UASF would lead to a chain split which they were going to lose). And the blocksize increase was also abandoned shortly after when they realized their hard fork would cause a chain split and that they would not be able to claim that their new shitcoin is the real bitcoin.

All these people were subsequently were very pissed off they couldn't control the network, which they thought they were entitled to. Some ragequit, others created a bunch of shitcoins out of spite, Roger went on to spearhead BCH as the real Bitcoin, all these fools realized they might as well make some money off of it, everyone went all-in on the shitcoin casinos after that. The "small blockers" eventually went on to evolve into the Bitcoin Maximalists and cypherpunks that today tell you to run your own node and own your own keys.


When you boost one of Jack's notes
https://i.nostr.build/yq469.jpg


Some people sold their BTC at 67k this morning because inflation was 0.1% higher than the suits predicted

https://i.nostr.build/HFSP.gif


your body can tell the difference between some fake ass blue light and the fucking SUN

good morning


Even if we have concerns about Bitcoin core, which I have as well... there is still an entire ecosystem, nostr included, that need funding too


Who to believe?

Person A:

 - tells ppl to mortgage house to buy BTC at top
 - says they will fund bitcoin dev then doesn't
 - thinks Bitcoin needs regulatory clarity
 - posts retarded AI art all day
 - thinks medium of exchange isn't important
 - uses a custodian
 - doesn't run a node
 - has a blue check

Person B:

 - tells ppl to stay humble and stack sats
 - builds organizations to advance Bitcoin
 - posts good morning notes
 - supports btcpayserver
 - holds keys
 - runs node
 - does not have a Twitter account


I've seen a lot of colorful haired people protest in favor of universal basic income

But I've never seen one deliver my UberEATS


BREAKING 🚨🚨

NOSTR RELAYS HAVE BEEN BREACHED AND THE HACKERS NOW HAVE A LIST OF 6000 PEOPLE NAMED DAN


I read them already and prefer Kindle and audiobooks


MMA gear, pasta making, book collection


Alright gonna do a mass selling of all the junk in the graveyard of hobbies I gave up on


Join us this Thursday at 8pm EST when we host @ODELL (https://odell.xyz/) to chat.  Drop any questions you have for him below, and we'll try to get them in the show:

https://youtube.com/live/HC2EL6_GUKU?feature=share


I predict no less than 3 Dan related nostr domains will be acquired today


Oh boy


Read saifedean principles of economics

Man this guy hates Keynesians 💀


When will the blue checks learn?


I am enjoying the beef

 https://i.nostr.build/YgEl6.jpg


It can be explained in one word:

Footalehjashimeyubela


Now just mix it with some voodoo chain analysis like Roman and gulags for all


Luke's janky ass hot wallet just got everyone on an FBI list, amazing


A very chunky boy today. Going for the 5 hour dry brine https://i.nostr.build/Rmwyv.jpg


Imagine the mental gymnastics required to think funding open source devs is bad

Thanks for teaching us about good devs

🤡🌎


Fuck saylor's yacht y'all can join me on Dan's yacht

https://i.nostr.build/zd4rd.jpg


Not funding devs is good

Pls saylor let me on your yacht


Thankfully I had 50 nostr reminders a day to consolidate during low fees

https://i.nostr.build/jYvaG.jpg


I don't have any fiat or credit so no dips for me https://i.nostr.build/yq4aP.gif


receiving some questions about this. i’m not knowledgeable about the matter since i don’t believe matt is referring to bitwise’s bitcoin etf here.

fwiw we’re still very much committed to donating 10% of profits of our bitcoin etf to open source bitcoin devs (via opensats, brink, and hrf) as announced.

nostr:note1dpq30xxntz4ahmj56204rpnxna73nhkz5v7anl20r6jkry4jehnqws8tmm


Pomp announces he's a shitcoiner

Absolutely shocked 😂

https://i.nostr.build/J6Kwz.jpg


There is no better consensus mechanism than a free market. History can be interpreted many ways. Was 2008 a demonstration of governments saving the economy or signing it's death certificate for the future? You don't need to look far to see businesses without unions outperform union companies by a huge margin

It just lowers product and service quality while increasing prices


They will all side with him and justify his actions


When inflation is ticking higher you're supposed to BUY BTC

All these suits are definitely ngmi


He prevented the ark ETF from donating a portion of their profits to opensats


🤣🤣🤣🤣 https://video.nostr.build/cccda4165e2187638f48dde17b9f15156c4c958d57eb67d87c5c7e1f446124ce.mp4


Medium of exchange is a distraction, don't bother zapping 🫡


When it turns out to be true that Saylor went out of his way to prevent devs from getting funding

Will you summon enough digital energy to stop sucking him off?


Cathy didn't wanna give up her spot speaking next to saylor at conferences

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WAAYYYY BIGGER shitcoiner than udi 😭😬🤢🤮


At least Dan is a cool name

I share my first name with a disgraced shitcoiner


Worker Unions are a communist construct and have no place in a capitalist society


As long as the business is free to just fire them all and hire new workers then it's fair

If your skills are valuable take them to another company in the market for the pay raise if you are truly worth the salary

But since governments make it illegal to fire a striking worker it's a commie construct


There will be hyperinflation


Gm 🌞


Worker Unions are a communist communist construct and have no place in a capitalist society


Gm

Ban Dan


How perfectly*


Good morning!

https://m.primal.net/HtGa.jpg


Btcpayserver+ nostr plugin - very ez


hey nostr,

we're gearing up to launch Strike Europe, looking to do a little more testing.

anyone willing to help us test in the following countries?

- Belgium
- Bulgaria
- Cyprus
- Denmark
- Finland
- Hungary
- Iceland
- Liechtenstein
- Lithuania
- Luxembourg
- Netherlands
- Norway
- Poland
- Portugal
- Romania
- Slovakia
- Slovenia

if you're in other countries and want to help with final testing, you can also ping me, but these markets have gotten the least testing so far. just wanna get some more eyes and hands on them

gonna keep this nostr only too, so just DM me here. appreciate yall


WE DIDN'T EAT THE BUGS SO NOW THEY'RE TRYING CANNED FISH https://i.nostr.build/KGMAk.jpg


Today was a very good day for the AI biz ☺


How to mitigate the strfry crash exploit

Is your strfry relay crashing with the error "invalid size of ipBytes"? This is how you can fix it.

This is a long form article, you can read it in https://habla.news/a/naddr1qvzqqqr4gupzq5455pmtewaacws6a73hxkqkea6fjwcm3keq9vqu3q7930nl4k9aqqg8xarjvee8jttrwfshx6pdve5hs5m6jh2

## Why this is happening

This happens due to an invalid real IP header.

You are most likely using `X-Forwarded-For` as the real IP header. Strfry expects the real IP header to contain just an IP, but [the `X-Forwarded-For` header is *a list of IPs*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/X-Forwarded-For), with every proxy adding the IP of where it got the request from.

If a client specifies an X-Forwarded-For header, like `X-Forwarded-For: 1.1.1.1`, your proxy will add the remote IP, like this: `X-Forwarded-For: 1.1.1.1, 127.0.0.1`
When you use `$proxy_add_x_forwarded_for` in Nginx, this is what it is doing: *appending* the remote IP to the header.

Strfry tries parsing `1.1.1.1, 127.0.0.1` as an IP address, fails, and throws an exception.

## How to fix it

If you are using Caddy, just switch to `X-Real-IP`.

If you are using Nginx, you can add a real IP header like so, and switch to using it:
`proxy_set_header X-Real-IP $remote_addr;`

You can also disable the real IP header, but this will cause problems if you use a write filter script or look at the logs.


I think I've become one of those weirdos who travels around to look at eclipses

Next one in Spain 😊


It's digital energy bro, aka Manhattan real estate, free trade is just a distraction


I have 3x 3090 rtx, it's used to power diffusion.to basically it's an AI server

 https://i.nostr.build/mlMXK.jpg


Ok is someone out there attacking strfry relays?


Gfy nostr:npub1l2vyh47mk2p0qlsku7hg0vn29faehy9hy34ygaclpn66ukqp3afqutajft ! 🫂


🤡🌎 https://i.nostr.build/9zGqM.jpg


Calm down Justin


Would have zapped but wouldn't matter


This is a lightning feature to keep a reserve amount in case your channel partner wants to close in a high fee environment


Wait for all channels to be completely closed


Starting today, Wavlake artists will be able to use their own Lightning Address to receive earnings from fans⚡🎵 Read more.. https://zine.wavlake.com/bring-your-own-lightning-address/


Auto sweep is perfect


Personal information is a shitcoin


Gm everyone


The cult of saylor said what now?


Do your AWS VMS just crash, status checks 1/2, but AWS doesn't send you notifications and you get billed for a dead vm?


The eclipse balls everyone was posting yesterday made the news 😂

https://v.nostr.build/roZrl.mp4


Dog: will you throw the ball?

Me: ok, give me the ball

Dog: https://i.nostr.build/BRxaA.jpg


Breakfast https://i.nostr.build/6GdXv.jpg


Minimum wanna be a knight

Ser utxo


Never been a fan of the word pleb

I aspire to be more than that

I know stay humble and all...


If you actually care about nostr working. Please consider supporting quality content creators.

Remember, the average view on youtube generates $0.018 ~ if you zap anything above 25 sats you are sending more value per view to the creators than what they get on YouTube.

Yes the number of views have an impact. But at least lest we are doing our part.

Just my two sats. nostr:note16290tpfd6fgdxkasf0mcksqjwgrp92gw52q96rvztc56p6sfweyq7mk3zq


Hey I been disrespectful ever since he started saying digital energy 🫡🤝


When your BTC is up 162% ytd today but it was 168% a few weeks ago
 https://i.nostr.build/Z53B9.jpg


For?


THE SAYLOR DISRESPECTING WILL CONTINUE UNTIL SIMPING IMPROVES


Gm 😊


Gn nostr 🫂 even the saylor simps


Covering a story at an animal shelter, a journalist was grabbed by this dog and wouldn't let go. The journalist eventually adopted him! https://t.co/eiqwvY9rFJ https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1777524427367796736/pu/vid/avc1/198x360/IEY8gj-_YQmZ1kue.mp4?tag=12


There are tens of millions of businesses and residential buildings that are currently paying for heat, mining would reduce this cost for everyone across the board.

Even with low energy cost they are competing with people who aren't even trying to turn a profit.

They also have way more overhead to maintain their mining business where a small scale use as just a heater requires very little.

AND of course this would be hugely beneficial to the decentralization of mining


Respect the hustle, the tech and you

Disrespect stablecoin and USD, they can gfy 🫡


I think they won't be profiting, because other companies like let's say an indoor greenhouse that sells tomatoes is already paying for that heat, so they're willing to "unprofitable" mine but for their business it actually is more like a rebate on their heating costs, paid in sats.


Anything, heat buildings, water, green houses, sauna, pools anything


It'll be the other way

Jack links, now dried with asics!


Public miners will never be able to compete with miners who actually use the heat for something productive

I think they're all dead within 10 years if they keep just setting up data centers and venting the heat


Just like real life
https://www.cnbc.com/2022/02/02/bitcoin-evangelist-michael-saylor-says-clear-crypto-regulations-would-speed-institutional-adoption.html


nostr:npub12m2audhtflk3utlfn0alm6ss4d06vv9p83va9c78pka4kwvg54eq6p04fe and I are cooking up a very sexy project that will make Bitcoin and lightning data much more open and accessible to everyone

FOSS ONLY 🫡


I FUCKING A TOAD A SO


I went so deep into the Canadian country today I actually saw Canadian flags

Nice change from the gay pride and Palestinian flags everyone rocks in my Toronto neighborhood
 https://i.nostr.build/q6r4v.jpg


PLAYING FIAT GAMES AND USING LEVERAGE TO STACK BTC IN A CUSTODIAN AND YOU'RE STILL SURPRISED HE'S A LARP EH???


KICK IT WITH RIDE OR DIES AT THE PARK 🫡


Amazing eclipse time lapse https://v.nostr.build/2RdqA.mp4


Because he's the #1 ETF pumper out there


Careful, you might not get invited on his yacht now, the most coveted event for a blue check


I am now one with the universe

No longer a doomer, but a bloomer

 https://i.nostr.build/POGl0.jpg


Wow casually a family of deer just walk by 😊 https://v.nostr.build/6GdAW.mp4


Found a perfect spot with no clouds to watch this glorious event https://i.nostr.build/WG54v.jpg


Hundreds of millions in vc funding towards AI finally bearing fruit


this is the best song i've ever heard 🤣
https://v.nostr.build/q6rK8.mp4


Eclipse enjoyer starter pack https://i.nostr.build/oMEqx.jpg


Me enjoy the day https://i.nostr.build/6GdKn.jpg


ETF fish waiting for 9:30 market open
https://i.nostr.build/8Gv0a.jpg


I love science but hate the science ™


Way to jinx it


Sorry fren

But it's pump time


Can we eclipse 100k today 🇨🇦🇨🇦 https://i.nostr.build/Rmww5.jpg


Gm,

For Canadian eclipse enjoyers, go west
 https://i.nostr.build/7GAA3.jpg


Three #NostrTalk episodes of nostr:npub10qrssqjsydd38j8mv7h27dq0ynpns3djgu88mhr7cr2qcqrgyezspkxqj8 for your education and enjoyment 🤙

nostr:npub1l2vyh47mk2p0qlsku7hg0vn29faehy9hy34ygaclpn66ukqp3afqutajft + nostr:npub1w0rthyjyp2f5gful0gm2500pwyxfrx93a85289xdz0sd6hyef33sh2cu4x >> https://youtu.be/gG92XFg5Q48

nostr:npub16c0nh3dnadzqpm76uctf5hqhe2lny344zsmpm6feee9p5rdxaa9q586nvr + nostr:npub12vkcxr0luzwp8e673v29eqjhrr7p9vqq8asav85swaepclllj09sylpugg >> https://youtu.be/ZZJbXpQ-bxw

nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s + nostr:npub18m76awca3y37hkvuneavuw6pjj4525fw90necxmadrvjg0sdy6qsngq955 >> https://youtu.be/AtsLp3Rg5AA

If you’d rather listen than watch, here’s the links to add podcasting platforms:
https://bitcoinpodcast.net/podcast
#Titcoin


Pack it up webdevs

https://files.coinfund.app/cache/media_attachments/files/112/232/891/411/752/786/original/b02a8b9d738c507f.png?kjy_fallback_url=https://files.wehavecookies.social/media_attachments/files/112/232/890/649/745/595/original/e84db1c376e35981.png


You can infer intention from outcomes

Politicians know what they're doing, they're not actually dumb, they just act dumb on TV for the NPC class


I 💀


👀 tempting though https://i.nostr.build/Leoz8.jpg


Nostr.

Email is antiquated


Physical touch


Gossip and coracle use it so far that I'm aware of


I'm more partial to romaine


Run your own relay and support clients that use the gossip model


I actually run PopOS 😁

Just like making fun of arch


I have a website that has many users

But I can't email them all because 80% use Gmail and Gmail will label me as spam if I suddenly do an email blast.

But they say email (pop/imap/smtp) is a decentralized protocol?

Maybe it is, but in practice it's basically just Gmail.

Lettuce not make this same mistake on nostr.


H/t nostr:npub180cvv07tjdrrgpa0j7j7tmnyl2yr6yr7l8j4s3evf6u64th6gkwsyjh6w6
https://youtu.be/GSV5UDaTXDA?si=jHdMT47NsGEbdPYy


Linux it is then

Btw I use arch


Still trying to find the right frame for my piece!


Windows boot drive always wants to be the first boot drive, otherwise the automatic restart things don't work


And ur his hooman 😉


We already have a Brazilian CEO


Is Vlad your doggo?


Trans fat

A skinny person who identifies as plus sized


Don't forget transphobic


Says GM every morning
Enjoys healthy food and exercise
Wants a big family

FAR RIGHT MAGA EXTREMIST


2.5 hrs if no traffic


Alright they say there will be clouds to the east, so new plan will be to go southwest to watch the eclipse

Getting up at 5am tomorrow to make the journey 🫡


I believe nostr:npub1h8nk2346qezka5cpm8jjh3yl5j88pf4ly2ptu7s6uu55wcfqy0wq36rpev 's preferred adjectives are handsome and intelligent


The most confusing thing for new bitcoiners to wrap their heads around is that nostr:npub1h8nk2346qezka5cpm8jjh3yl5j88pf4ly2ptu7s6uu55wcfqy0wq36rpev isn't behind swan Bitcoin


Instead of using analytics and tracking software, I just look at CPU load to measure how much traffic my website gets


He is based on a real person


Me anytime bitcoin pumps or dumps

https://i.nostr.build/M5VDm.jpg


Yes it is, it's voting no on money printing


I don't want to stay here
I wanna to go back to Bahia


Twas a good Birthday celebration 🎉

https://m.primal.net/HsIm.jpg


If you can see the total eclipse it's well worth it to make the journey into the path of totality  https://i.nostr.build/0jJAn.jpg


I think it's only referenced 😁


The halfinning soon https://i.nostr.build/zd5Ez.jpg


LAWYERS DONT WORK AGAINST COMMUNIST  TYRANTS


If occupy wall St and the tea party realized they are on the same team

We would be winning right now


So you learned nothing during your childhood??

Pineapple is clearly the best


It would look like eth classic


Brazil going full Stalin

Protect nostr:npub180cvv07tjdrrgpa0j7j7tmnyl2yr6yr7l8j4s3evf6u64th6gkwsyjh6w6 at all costs


Gm

Soon gulag for watching the wrong YouTube video

 https://i.nostr.build/GeM2X.jpg


Yep definitely wouldn't want to own it in that case.

If their whole strategy is just stack BTC at a custodian, I think that's actually a bad and risky strategy


No I'd rather hold stocks, they don't have to come in a shitty mutual fund. Just buy Amazon for example

Put it this way: do you trust banks, blackrock and government to not rug the coins in the ETF / make it illegal between now and your retirement?

They rugged gold before but never stocks.

I think those chances are too high they fuck with the BTC


Who runs lnbig?


Sounds like some horni going on here do I need to call the police


I'd rather hold stocks in a legacy retirement account than Bitcoin ETFs

When one of these ETFs gets hacked or rugged or Coinbase fucks something up, there will be no bailouts for them.

Whereas if the banks fucks up my stonks they can just edit the spreadsheet to fix it.

Plus it just feels icky


At the end of each trading day, blue checks on Twitter grab lotion and toilet paper and look at how much BTC blackrock bought


So we can always do nostr.build/hfsp.gif shorthand lol


Nope you're banned


It tastes like a fart after you eat too many potato chips


What is the most delicious fruit? Pineapple right?


Massive ego

Don't know anything about Bitcoin

Go on TV and talk about blockchains

Partner up with ftx

Put all crypto in there

hfsp.gif

https://i.nostr.build/kZ8am.jpg


🎉🎂 Fucking 40 ! 🎂🎉

Love you all. Drunk. Viva Bitcoin. Party. Long live Nostr. Cheers! 🍾🥂

🎉🎂 Fucking 40 ! 🎂🎉


One car ride, 2 different stations, 5 minutes apart.

Based on this TA I think we’re about to pump.

nostr:npub153xmex42x4chdf757hp3q6zxagykkek7pdgwuwd074964dkyha9s82ryu8 https://image.nostr.build/ff82fc558451d7029ad5da5fe68e32c57c4f0cbeb6f81117dadab48cea82fc03.jpg https://image.nostr.build/d76e7259442833eee33c4acbf84dc496b2575862b4ef5ae723194b1287ae4658.jpg


The sandlot?


Ty and pls check dms 🫂


Are drafts public?


Nice one, dad


What did you accomplish in the fourth epoch? In what ways did you fail? What are you going to do better in the fifth?


Lol nope nope nope nope


Nodeless got rekt but met some cool frens along the way  🤝

Will not do anything remotely resembling custody in fifth


Nostr everytime fees drop
 https://i.nostr.build/dwodv.jpg


And there was less gun violence at that time too


Lol me too actually is safe to look at a total eclipse without protection apparently!!


Remembers Batman but not his own dog or parents

Wild human brains


I'm embarrassed for people who still spew fud about Bitcoin like "it's a ponzi" having spent less than 5 minutes thinking about Bitcoin.

It's so irresponsible to your life to not take a closer look at the best performing asset in human history


Gm,

Two more days until total eclipse ☺

I feel so blessed to get opportunity to see it!!


Gn nostr 🫂


Cache my follows so when I try to @ them it works quickly

Also harder crashing


I'm definitely down to start calling it the halfinning


K ur weird don't change


Bruh beef sausages are where it's at

It's like a long meatball, incredible


How does it feel to be a legend and a Chad?


These bad boys are why I'll never go carnivore, too good https://i.nostr.build/3PRmk.jpg


New York strip

Cast iron 🥩


Whichever client you're using right now, zap that dev a juicy one https://i.nostr.build/dwo2E.jpg


Here's a look at the new work-in-progress note publish status dialog. Less obtrusive, and covers all your notes, not just the ones I had arbitrarily decided to display.

https://v.nostr.build/LeVjM.mp4


THANKS FOR YOUR CONTRIBUTIONS TO OUR PROJECT 🫡


FREEDOM TECH IS HOPE.

BTCPAY IS LEADING THE WAY.

GOOD MORNING.

https://m.primal.net/Hraj.mp4


Ability to bump channel close fee without inputting the index


One click consolidate utxos


Absolute legends


$0

Bald


Ability to send all coins without manually calculating subtracting the fee ☺


Dunno actually just always reach for steak, maybe I will add next time


Are u a blue boy


I love it but almost never make it myself


How'd I do nostr? https://i.nostr.build/nWL0q.jpg


I have in the past but it's too much drama to do daily lol


We got a perfect crust and pulled at 122F

10 mins until I slice it and enjoy it 😁 https://i.nostr.build/AaKOG.jpg


Yep these are doggo pieces 🐕🐾


First we cut off some fat and render it before cooking the steak 🥩 https://i.nostr.build/6GVOW.jpg


I would disappoint you


We got a chunky boy today https://i.nostr.build/vGdKW.jpg


Lol yep but by the end it helped me come up with a cool new idea for a bitcoin project 😊


Try to fall into a different rabbit hole

I fell into watchmaking and learning a new coding language


Lol nothing Odell says mempools will never clear again it's just a meme


Take a break from social media if you must

I took some time off in January and February and it was really nice to not think about Bitcoin for a bit

We'll all be here and still 🫂 you


I do like the romantic idea of living in the countryside

But I think I'll always be a city boy

Probably ngmi


I have met many plebs who lost money on lightning because it was too hard to recover when node crashed


Real headline https://i.nostr.build/3PRZx.jpg


Yes


Mempools about to clear

nostr:npub1qny3tkh0acurzla8x3zy4nhrjz5zd8l9sy9jys09umwng00manysew95gx in shambles


When I was new to lightning I thought I could open a generational channel and just make payments for free for life and collect routing fees and everything would be dandy

Well that was a fairy tale

LN Node running is hard and expensive


Only do this 5 times a day!


Perfectly timed crash

https://i.nostr.build/9ze9v.jpg


Wildfork.ca


If I had the freezer for it I would definitely do that!!


Bull market groceries

 https://i.nostr.build/VwVrQ.jpg


Selling chairs and eating cheap garbage food


Gm,

Don't short life to long Bitcoin

Enjoy life


According to blue checks they just need to give blackrock money now and everything will be sunshine and rainbows


Gn nostr 🫂


Felt this one

On my leg


False meme


Anytime you need to make a transaction quickly Bitcoin be like:

 https://i.nostr.build/yqdYP.jpg


If they ban gas cars imma go back to using horses

Miss me with that remote controlled electric car


Much bigger zaps, if devs are gonna give up like 200k salaries to work on nostr we need to zap them more than 21 sats


0.615 is good too


Yep they are shared I see them in my logs


I don't see any crack here tho

So we need to recruit drug dealers


Who is working on the nostr silk road but this time no CEO?


And hope the relays aren't storing data like ip, device, client etc...


I hate that shitcoiners ruined the word crypto

It was a cool word


Sun rise start of something new


If you don't want to hurt animals


Those dms will exist on many relays, you want to not leave any traces or evidence


YUP DONT CARE I SIMP FOR THE ECLIPSE


Nostr dms are not a safe way to be a whistleblower btw

nostr:nevent1qqsqdh44qln8l3sc3m8g80j7e8gf4n2v68uf7mtvkwf86dp6uyvr53gpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfdupzplnmdq8969sn3hpuaxr2x7sj0zpcjk7njulfqk7swdj8jcmvstm4qvzqqqqqqy7gt4t7


Someone close to me became a node runner today


I'm doing this too 😂

I like space I wanna see it 😄


Ladies and gentlemen, esteemed guests, and distinguished members of our assembly,

It is with immense honor and profound respect that I stand before you this evening to commemorate an individual whose endeavors in the realm of financial independence have not merely transcended the ordinary but have, indeed, etched their name in the annals of monetary sovereignty. We are here to celebrate a person who has embraced the noble cause of Bitcoin, not merely as a speculative venture, but as a principled commitment to the ideal of self-sovereignty.

In an age where the tendrils of centralized financial institutions seek to enmesh the very soul of commerce, our honoree has stood resolute, a beacon of autonomy and discretion. By running their own node, they have not only declared their allegiance to the decentralization of power but have actively contributed to the fortification of this groundbreaking network. Such an endeavor is no trifling matter; it is the bedrock upon which the edifice of Bitcoin’s resilience and independence is erected.

Furthermore, our esteemed colleague has taken the sagacious step of holding their own private keys, a testament to the adage, “Not your keys, not your coins.” This act is not merely one of prudence but is emblematic of a deep-seated conviction in the principles of personal responsibility and the sanctity of individual possession. In this act, they embody the quintessence of financial self-sovereignty, eschewing the shackles of custodial dependency to stand free in the vanguard of monetary autonomy.

In this era of digital renaissance, our distinguished peer has illuminated the path of liberty, demonstrating unwavering commitment to the ethos of Bitcoin. They have not merely adopted a technology but have embraced a philosophy, one that champions the unassailable right to personal and financial freedom.

Thus, let us raise our glasses in a toast to this paragon of self-sovereignty, this true Bitcoiner, whose actions resonate with the courage to defy convention and the wisdom to secure their own financial destiny. May their journey inspire legions to follow in their footsteps, for in their story lies the blueprint of a future unbound by the fetters of financial servitude.

To our honored guest, we extend our deepest admiration and respect. May your node ever remain steadfast, your private keys secure, and your financial sovereignty unassailable.

Hear, hear!


Proud uncle moment https://i.nostr.build/J6vjr.jpg


How does it feel to be a shitpanner?


Gfy devops noobs and your red tape and procedures

WE DO THINGS LIVE


Nostr is a very effective way to find quality devs

I'm sure if someone pulls on this thread there is some recruiter / professional networking type nostr client that can exist

No not like LinkedIn don't even mention that cringe around me pls


You get double because I feel this


Lmfao I made this meme


Bitcoin related but I'll allow it


nostr:npub1t0nyg64g5vwprva52wlcmt7fkdr07v5dr7s35raq9g0xgc0k4xcsedjgqv just zapped me too much so let's redistribute his wealth

Reply with the best meme on your phone for a nice little zap

But it can't be bitcoin or nostr related


When I was a kid I always wondered why they brought old artists to do the shows

Now I know 👴


Actually just checked alby and only 17 worked, so it does line up correctly


Just hit this one with 21 zaps exactly 👀


I think some invoices got paid but no zap note got published a few times


Gottem although maybe error is by alby https://i.nostr.build/DjDnA.jpg


Gonna try to crash it now, standby


All my notes are open source sir


Perhaps


Looking much better, no errors, but a little bit slow


Bitcoin up

nostr:nevent1qqsglynveyzv8zwssev5mmraxkwt4lx2gxkssx3phsrvr08ccl6zl9qpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfdupzpqt3frpkjq24gqd5j3vqsu0mq4j2t740h9z5syl0990jwp4ujv6eqvzqqqqqqy26f5t7


I made it through Q1 without going to a bitcoin conference

Proud moment


Can you reply with

"Have you ever lost all your money in Genesis or Voyager?"


👀 https://i.nostr.build/AaKXq.jpg


Fishing for zaps with  memes https://i.nostr.build/zd53z.gif


Will it stop crashing now? 🙏🙏🙏