Honestly I already smashed like 10 cravings I don't see how future ones are gonna get me at this point

They are already fading pretty fast when they popup now

https://i.nostr.build/qVjd065WAD5JFbJL.gif


Facts


I'm ok with it


I disagree


Monero could never scale to do payments without an L2 either. Blockchains do not scale.

It only works now because basically nobody uses it


15 hours lol not that long


Because you'll miss my monero dunking memes


thank you everyone for support, that was a bad craving but it has passed, nostr is helping me live longer

Now gonna do some grpc mempool stuff 🧑💻🧑💻


I IDENTIFY AS A NON SMOKER PLEASE RESPECT MY IDENTITY STUPID BRAIN


Yep a few times great book!!!


WHY IS IT SO HARD TO NOT POISON MYSELF

LIKE WHAT IS THIS, WHY DO I WANT TO DESTROY MY BODY, I GET NOTHING OUT OF IT


LFG 🚀

LFG 🚀


FUCK YOU NO


Water and gum is NOT WORKING

JUMPING ON THE BIKE
https://i.nostr.build/jculMYe6iLf6pWv9.jpg


I already basically smoke more joints than cigarettes. Quitting that too. My lungs are fucked


⚡⚡/A\  |R)  \V/  |I|  |N|⚡⚡

⚡⚡/A\  |R)  \V/  |I|  |N|⚡⚡


Eating my first meal of the day, after a meal is a huge trigger, my plan will be to chug a huge glass of water and chew a whole pack of gum. Stick to the plan. Fuck you smoking


Anyone who tries to dunk on Bitcoin eventually gets humbled


BITCOIN PARK FIRESIDE:  nostr:npub15dqlghlewk84wz3pkqqvzl2w2w36f97g89ljds8x6c094nlu02vqjllm5m X  nostr:npub1qny3tkh0acurzla8x3zy4nhrjz5zd8l9sy9jys09umwng00manysew95gx

https://cdn.satellite.earth/335e33f9115378783d1cc7d7d18874503d548e35fd57ca4baa72bf8afa293d40.mp4


11/24

Cravings come and go. They are only intense for like 5 minutes. I can soldier for 5 minutes at a time surely. If I'm busy they are easier to ignore. Don't smoke.


10/24

feel free to just ignore my stop smoking diary today if it's annoying

Feeling in my chest is strong, it's like a type of hunger, but much stronger. My body wants to smoke more than it wants to eat. My body is a retarded bitch and it can gfy don't smoke


Wasn't monero $400 in 2018? 💀


That's the current plan


25 years


Gm,

9/24 smoke free hours down.

Of course I was sleeping so that was pretty easy.

So far just chewing regular gum is kinda helping?? Because it gives that minty burning feeling


Onward 🫡

Onward 🫡


Sweet 🤙

Sweet 🤙


Hell yeah 😎

Hell yeah 😎


Please take this good sir or madam

Please take this good sir or madam


I already wanna smoke so bad lmfao I'm about to donate my whole stack pretty sure 💀

Gn 😅🙏


If free markets truly work, companies who discriminate should in the long run get crushed by companies who select the very best talent?

Or is this libertarian propaganda? 🤔


Ouch, now I really better not smoke


Why tho, what was special about this day


is for fun

is for fun


Cold turkey 😅


Vaping actually lol but I still call it smoking


Ok I'm gonna do this as a 24 hour challenge.

Anytime I smoke, I will post a note saying "I smoked"

Everyone who replies to that note, I will zap 1000 sats. Shame me, encourage me, doesn't matter.

So each smoke will be extremely expensive.

I want to keep my sats more than the smokes I think.

But only 24 hours. Small goal. One day without smoking. Of course one day is possible right?

Inspired by nostr:nprofile1qqs03ekxgdp0rczjfqrrpcn7zqtdec6lcwnpfesyxnl0f239qvege2gpp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqpz3mhxue69uhkummnw3ezummcw3ezuer9wcq3jamnwvaz7tmjv4kxz7fwwajkcmr0wfjx2u3wdejhgfz3p8u


How did you manage to find a seductive dog


Robosats


Withdraw it all and buy no KYC corn

Fuck tfsa

THIS IS BITCOIN ADVICE


I just vape all day everyday in every situation is sad


Oh Hey I'm new here just wanted to see what this #nostr thing is about btw what are zaps teehee #introductions

https://i.nostr.build/dQwGs8W6fXcZwhxD.jpg


Chemical for sure. 20 years+


dont be a quitter… JK!!! 10000 sats per pack??? cmon man!!   good luck


I'm guessing vaping isn't an acceptable NRT eh?? 🙏🙏😅


☝Repent!

☝Repent!


I smoke both already heavily and it's getting bad


Ok I quit


Can someone please tell me the secret to quitting nicotine, no way it's willpower??

Is there like a special dance or??


I like your book I listened to it today in the car. Have about an hour left. Good job 🫂


20% SALE AINT NO TIME TO BE HUMBLE ITS TIME FOR MAX GREED


Mild dunking on nostr but at least there's a 🫂 in it


My car payment bounced because I blasted everything on the dip

Fuck my credit score though who needs it


Definitely not!!


Sir you just proved you're not the real Trudeau


Maybe women grow out of their skater phases faster than men


This is a year old thread please don't restart it lol, I'm not zapping anymore!!


The reason we get to accrue gains is because we're being paid to temper the volatility


Twice as hard in bitcoin too imo


Keep up the great work,  nostr:npub1v0lxxxxutpvrelsksy8cdhgfux9l6a42hsj2qzquu2zk7vc9qnkszrqj49 🙌
https://opensats.org/blog/kieran-receives-lts-grant


Everything is voluntary, think of them like big HOA/condo communities, many will have different customs and rules, private security, private courts

Then multiple communities can pool resources to hire private military contractors to defend against other nation-states who aren't practicing anarchy, and if they do a bad job you can fire them and hire another contractor in a free market

It's similar to having a government, but you can fire them, which is an important distinction


Perfect score


no, nation states are a stupid idea, they should be way smaller decentralized communities of city states, who cooperate and keep the peace through free trade


Buy more guns


YES, THE DREAM


I always wondered if you can only tell if something is a world war when it's over and reading a history book.

To me I think it has already started, not sure how many countries need to be involved before it's official


ADOPTION IS ADOPTION, PEDOS CANNOT BE BANNED


Gotta get that user adoption somehow


Monero boys triggered


Is it any good at coding?


Great post 💥

Great post 💥


I definitely agree that tiktok is winning because of algos

Did early Facebook have them tho?

In my mind the early killer feature was just tagging friends


How did Facebook crush Myspace?

Why did vine only last a year while tiktok exploded?

Why didn't Google circles work?

I don't know the answers but some insights here might be a key to grow nostr


My 2024 revenues and margins are down pretty bad in the AI business, but has been one of the best years for shareholder equity growth (although I haven't marked to market)


Oh naturally, goes without saying


90% of Bitcoin YouTube:

*draws lines on chart*

Bitcoin might hold this support, but it might not.

Now sign up for leveraged trading with my link below lmfao


Onward 🫡

Onward 🫡


Depends how you spend them. Generally I don't like utxos under 10m sats. But I don't consolidate my whole stack in case I need to pay someone, I don't want them to see my whole stack.

So I keep different sizes utxos and my biggest ones are never used for spending


Definitely gonna start doing this

+Meet fit women there


I am looking for someone who loves to read and write, already spends a lot of their time on either Nostr or Bitcoin Xitter and wants to channel what they’re learning into something more meaningful via WRITING.

This is a PAID apprentice role.

I am specifically looking for someone young and hungry that wants to get in the game, learn, get some runs on the board and in time, either build their own personal brand, collaborate on a future project or have doors opened to bigger opportunities.

More details in link below:

https://laier-two-labs-inc.breezy.hr/p/ac350a8fe2de01-content-apprentice

Know someone?
Tag or send them this..
https://m.primal.net/JqNO.jpg


Haven't touched most of my utxos since I stacked them years ago.

Just sitting there is me using Bitcoin as savings.

You don't have to move coins to "use" Bitcoin.


Another exciting panel will be on the following episode where we will have a wallet experts panel, folks who don't LARP and really ship wallet software and hardware.

odudex (Krux), craigraw(sparrow), Rob1Ham(trident),

including mr DarkSkippy himself LLFOURN(frostsnap)

Cutting through the bullshit...


Fun to own conservitards too


I dunno, a culture that's almost perpetually at war and has dropped nuclear bombs on innocent people doesn't seem that solid to me, call me crazy


If you have to fight terrorists, gotta make sure you don't become one in the process.

The good guys don't bomb women & children, that's what terrorists do.

Good guys should be ruthless to evil and protect innocent people at the same time. Fighting the hard way.

I guess this makes me a Hamas supporter tho, I'll see myself out.


Fuckin’ A

Fuckin’ A


"THE ONE PLACE YOU CAN SPEAK FREELY"

💀💀💀💀


This is absolutely true


Basically they reached out and said we needed a license to operate legally, which would have required us to do KYC.


When I was running nodeless, it shocked me quite a bit to see most regular businesses were turned off by a no-kyc, unregulated payment processor. It was pretty demoralizing, that what I thought was our best feature, turned out to be a detractor. In addition to ultimately getting us in trouble with fintrac.

If I had built a non custodial zap wallet and everyone continued to use custodians, I'd feel the same way.

But ultimately the lesson I took away from this was, we need to stop building products for each other based on what is said in the bitcoin echo chamber.

We need to build Bitcoin products that are easy to use and understand for normies, even if that means making trade off that we (Bitcoin psychopaths) may find offensive - like custodians and KYC.

This is my current thesis, anyway. Maybe the market is about to teach me another hard lesson.


Bitcoiners definitely tend to be sus of things, it's a symptom of not being an NPC

Don't ever change


You just created a baby, give yourself a break!

But also wen next Bitcoin music video?


For all the knowledge you’ll drop

For all the knowledge you’ll drop


God damnit I doxxed myself to cra, was hoping I could keep all the gainz to myself


Just follow me on nostr for more trading signals


Of course orange


It hasn't fully sunk in yet, still processing


Onward 🫡

Onward 🫡


My $1.18 buy is now worth $1.23

AMA


You all laughed when we sold our Bitcoin.

Who's laughing now?

hfsp retards


I don't think there's anything sus going on. It's just basically impossible to run a self custody node on your phone that runs mint, doesn't rug users with lightning glitches and requires minimal support. 3 dudes salary + some marketing and infrastructure spend, very easy to burn 500k or whatever they got. So I'm guessing they just saw writing was on the wall.

Total speculation on my part of course I don't have any inside information


Get well soon 🙏


Your $6.09 is safe!

But you should try self-custody!


More politicians
More ordinals
More wallets shutting down


🐝 Bzzzt 🐝Alby with you! 🤍

🐝 Bzzzt 🐝Alby with you! 🤍


This is my issue for sure. Too much time on the computer


hope you can rest.  best wishes

hope you can rest.  best wishes


Having the worst two days of back pain in my life, completely thrown out and disabled.

Bad morning to me


⚡ LIVE FREE ⚡

⚡ LIVE FREE ⚡


Great Post 👍

Great Post 👍


Yes comrade


Removed the pills in #bullishCalc v0.0.52 — take that big pharma!

#BLOOMING ONLY

https://bullishcalc.vercel.app https://image.nostr.build/107598d5150ccc585afb717cf93f88d57e0172f35c263a25323c3c5c1867e414.jpg  nostr:note1kv94tywdx3hz3xc9urzkyfg98ua0mn0z656cj624stj4ssjcz6lsmhj5r0


Gn nostr sorry we got poor today but don't worry we can get much poorer 🫂🙏


*cries in Canadian*


Go on post pls


It falsely assumes we want a government at all!!


Our first libertarian left, welcome to the thread sir


Come on now let's all be friends pls 🫂


God damn libertarians! They are ruining the thread!


Onward 🫡

Onward 🫡


Cat’s Meow! 🐈⬛

Cat’s Meow! 🐈⬛


LOL nice you got the high score!!


So if I read this right, the difference between us would be you favor more restrictions on corporations but we both have same ideas on social restrictions?


Feel free to share yours I'm interested in what y'all get on the compass

Question though does this mean I'm "right wing" ? Because in my mind wings are for dummies

https://i.nostr.build/KAiI1RI2APlnPUoV.jpg


Well you are most welcomed here and glad to have you 🫂


I found many of the questions to be kind of loaded with, what I believe to be, false assumptions... so hard to answer.


Is this site accurate do you think?

https://www.politicalcompass.org/


Great post 👍

Great post 👍


The only real artwork I've ever bought, by my boy nostr:nprofile1qqsfkmv4ka4qzxg6f3mcrptgrmtl808d9ll63eq4zmk8sfqtyyegtagpr4mhxue69uhkummnw3ez6vp39eukz6mfdphkumn99e3k7mf0s4s2yn

Surrounding myself with beauty I think is worth the sats.

https://i.nostr.build/OGmBDmqrcgOzYojg.jpg


after i make these dumplings-

MY DIET STARTS TONIGHT

AMA

nostr:note1daequ8ul96vmdf3hvg5nxkmqs657gzrg7q6u6gm5stzrjgsxy2mqh675ka


💀💀💀 dumplings so good


She really looked at that face and little belly and has to think about it? This is an easy choice


Start your own practice with a few other based mds?


More people like you please, please bring your friends


Follow me too 🥂

Follow me too 🥂


I strongly disagree with this idea. Our purpose isn't to be a safe space for bitcoiners, it's to provide a free speech protocol to the world.

Imho


Nostrnests and cornychat lol but yes


I was about to place a fun bet shorting
@PayPal
 stock

Then I snapped out of it and shorted the entire financial system.
 - nostr:npub1rrvnw49zymd8uv4zmz72fxdyxqxfew79f2x38yekpkq4yuxntsas2fwkqk

#BitcoinTwitter
https://bitcointwitter.web.app/images/v3/621.png


I don't know the answer on how we grow nostr but pretty sure we need more than a hashtag

Maybe we need some kind of workflow so anytime a big account is suspended on Twitter or YouTube that reaches our to them or something? Just thinking out loud


https://x.com/ShaykhSulaiman/status/1820147714119598435

Breaking into people's homes

Don't think this is a British vs Muslim thing, it's retard vs retard, these people don't represent all British the same way the Muslim thugs don't represent all muslims


https://x.com/WarMonitors/status/1820166989098180956/mediaViewer?currentTweet=1820166989098180956&currentTweetUser=WarMonitors

There are many more such videos if you keep scrolling


They are looting and destroying small businesses


We haven't even convinced all Bitcoiners to come onboard yet. That doesn't convince me that normies will deal with the headaches and learning curve at this point.


Fair enough


Who's wrong more often?

Paul Krugman or Jim Cramer?


I think if clients did a better job on relay discovery, we already have enough compute to serve tens of millions of users

Like I doubt Twitter has hundreds of servers but we already have hundreds of relays.

One relay operator can serve thousands of users for just like $10+$20/month


The lines where one culture begins and another end are pretty blurry

Like are Jews and Christians different cultures that don't mix?

How about American conservatives and woke pink hair communists, both of English descent?

Hip hop artists and skateboarders?

To me I think it comes down to just respecting a common law, whether that is religion or state, some kind of common thread - which I would have hoped would be individual liberty but not many believe this these days


Every device I own basically has a 66TB hard drive attached to it at all times


Custom build + truenas


The best hardware investment I ever made was in my network attached storage and it's not even close


Backblaze.com


Lol

Im not even ashamed https://image.nostr.build/bdfaa0f558259a5d2cbb91a23b2c840b0d99d98d43f02b3394c41058333c105b.jpg


Onward 🫡

Onward 🫡


Hola


Yikes


Yes, they are exactly the same idenity except nostr starts "npub" and taproot starts "bc".  Both use schnorr sigs.  So that means that all nostr accounts are all wallets, and all taproot accounts can participate in nostr social and apps.  Nostr has a distributed ledger with best in class consensus via taproot.  Any nostr user can send money to any other nostr user, they just dont do it, or are not aware.  On top of that all of the layer 2 solutions that emerge on bitcoin, rgb, taproot assets, runes, omni, colored coins, liquid, smart contracts, can be used with nostr, and vice versa.  Again this is not used at the moment, but it unlocks a huge amount of functionality.  Whether or not the current community wants that functionality, I dont know.  But there is enormous untapped potential.


Seeing the same people who pooped all over BLM riots now cheering on these UK riots is so peak stupidity I just can't

HOW ABOUT DON'T EVER CHEER FOR CRIMINALS DESTROYING AND LOOTING OTHER PEOPLES SHIT

Really seems like humanity ngmi sometimes seriously


Can I get a quick bum bum check on this one please


Compared to Twitter seems pretty centrist from my perspective, but we are so polarized these days everything looks extreme depending where you stand I suppose


Oh the one that tags me everytime I say retard, my favorite one


are there nostr clients out there that completely ignore Bitcoin?

I wonder if pushing Bitcoin so much is why we aren't growing

I know it's hard to believe but many people think Bitcoin is stupid


It took me 11 years to figure out that I had to use nSequences to set this in psbts


Maybe if we put a few more lines in the chart we could know for sure?


We also might not

Thanks for coming to my ted talk


55k Bitcoin extreme fear 💀


Think about how dumb the average person is, then recognize that half the people are even dumber than that

It will help explain a lot of stuff


HODL STRONG

HODL STRONG


Great post 👍

Great post 👍


Nice try IRS


Onward 🫡

Onward 🫡


Nice one⚡

Nice one⚡


Niiiice

Niiiice


Despite a massive dump, nostr is mostly talking about custody and security

THIS IS THE WAY


That's a relief, I was very worried about the $6.13 I have in there


Could use some Pilates my back is messed up right now


Hi Nostr!
I am new here and I’ll be sharing all things Pilates as that is what I’m most passionate about. Looking forward to meeting lots of you.
More will be revealed 😉
#nostr #introductions #pilates #fitness #selfcare #mindfulness
https://m.primal.net/JpEs.jpg


I hope my multisig protects me from this because I just yolo'd without building firmware myself


God damn opium


Michael Saylor has a poopy bum


That's quite a good boy, I can tell right away


Damn, alright closing down this business then


Soon: send and receive Bitcoin with a few lines of code

https://a.nostr.build/VyBUkSPWQTW7rI7g.webm


Should I setup more signet nodes? https://i.nostr.build/4j1v07okiQboddDJ.jpg


YOU KNOW ITS TRUE I KNOW YOU DO


Self custody your life savings - duh

But whatever just risk $50 on a custodial lightning wallet, what's the big deal, who cares if you get rugged?

You'll probably lose more on channel closes and utxo management trying to self custody your zaps rather than just use minibits or alby or whatever


Do you really not know the difference between sperm and a fertilized egg?


Onward 🫡

Onward 🫡


Don't bring it up, people are gonna start complaining about the Jews and kellogs somehow


Lightning: I zapped for you ⚡

Cashu: I nutted for you 🥜

Liquid: I squirted for you 💦


Only if you call them squirts


Why do people prefer LN to XMR?

- better privacy
- doesn't leak info about sender/recipient/amount
- better merchant experience
- no hassle with consolidating outputs and warnings this will ruin your privacy
- better user experience
- wider acceptance and doesn't keep you poor


yep


Does Bitcoin not have fundamentals?


Can someone name an investment that isn't speculative?

Like what do people even mean when they say "Bitcoin is speculative?"

If a company earns income and you buy their stock, are you not speculating that this income will continue?


I just laughed so hard it hurt my back


Will tell my kids this is what started the global financial collapse. https://image.nostr.build/dde058d658032e81f69341c8fc8a68ac4577c99c0864d16437d6ce1aad7a8072.jpg


It's time to save the economy! Weeeeee
 https://v.nostr.build/gK38KGVia9dj5NyG.mp4


Comingle iOS is finally here! We've released the first public beta to Apple TestFlight. Find or RSVP to in-person and online events, or create your own! Many more features are coming your way, and an Android version is under development. Feel free to provide constructive feedback here or by opening an issue in GitHub. Thanks for your support, and we hope you enjoy using the app! cc nostr:npub1yaul8k059377u9lsu67de7y637w4jtgeuwcmh5n7788l6xnlnrgs3tvjmf

Join the Comingle Beta on Apple TestFlight:
https://testflight.apple.com/join/8rckHFzp

Launch Demo:
https://drsxdv23pe3sf.cloudfront.net/Comingle+iOS+Launch+Demo.mp4


And just like that

$54kish seems normal

Just need to let it settle in your brain, you know? Like a cake or something


Send them to me I'll send you double


How many of these people are texting you today about your little bitcoins?
https://i.nostr.build/qtGts0UkkmQyNbRN.jpg


How are miners still in business at 2 sat/vB, 50k BTC and a halving?


Really sorry to hear Tony & Ben. Bitcoin is fucking hard


Literally cannot go tits up amirite


Is this one of those rare times where doing a 2-3x leverage buy makes sense?


I knew I shoulda waited for a bigger dip

nostr:nevent1qqsrmg56nthnh7dqmd5m2mw06620fznjnhdqhg70t6c3zpqld3m2evqpr3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujucnfw33k76twwpshy6ewvdhk6tczyr3vea70ypqr70e2ff2mx28smca78p2c5l2lxd3jlk4wl3exc8ywkqcyqqqqqqgpymnl0


Sir how I already smash bought everything at 62k


Onward 🫡

Onward 🫡


Gm
https://i.nostr.build/QV76YfLHVYYDENWG.jpg


Well gn I guess lol


The mother asshole from which your addresses spring


It's a joke chill man lol, are you this fun at parties?


How far are you willing to go to stack?

Me:
https://i.nostr.build/QKUrKEPmVAL6a5gl.jpg


Good for you man


People are selling Bitcoin because they think banks might implode?

Mf that's the reason I buy Bitcoin??


Stay Humble and Stack Sats, Jesus Saves

Stay Humble and Stack Sats, Jesus Saves


On days like today, when you see eth is down 20%, you may feel tempted to dunk on shitcoiners

But just remember...

To do a 360 first


Has anyone made a nostr remind me of this tweet bot yet @remind something like this

nostr:nevent1qqs88s6tnyvz0uyafmm97g74v8he6n7ws774p5fz8vqsv5p072vr32qpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhsygyqe23nxlfnwc8wx4tfwfs27zsr3tn2stndpvv4cldnclgzavu5acpsgqqqqqqs908hk0


Don't worry everyone 🫂

Classic Bitcoin


Regarding buying the dip of course


Blew my whole load a few days ago now I can only watch


Zap! ⚡

Zap! ⚡


Rather just be like

Is err nil? Aiite


Although in my recent project I can't avoid it since bdk is so good, so Im making some signing stuff in rust


Because everytime I unwrap something I poop my pants


Nah rust is poopy pants


Plebs remembering buying the $58k dip in 2021 now being offered yet another dip
https://i.nostr.build/7L7ED7mYOqwJW2mq.gif


Now that I've graduated from a PHP to a Go maximalist, I get to dunk on everyone using Javascript


Mobile UI coming along ☺ https://i.nostr.build/99ChrIMR0fGmHjA3.jpg


Extremely excited to talk with nostr:npub1kp7jzme0qs3wcqjjmkq6v5fm359sclhc22glhadgtmerlr0h37nsn8487l of nostr:npub1uq70uqgas9pyhds2zt57kr9se8rg3s68ztphjnq82ts8rzeknmeql7u0c2 tomorrow on nostr:npub10qrssqjsydd38j8mv7h27dq0ynpns3djgu88mhr7cr2qcqrgyezspkxqj8 🤙

Fedi is launching this week, so let me know if you have any questions for Obi about Fedi, the fedimint protocol, #Bitcoin more broadly, or anything else. https://v.nostr.build/PCBJcHlhW1bvNaT2.mp4


Call me crazy but bombing women and children also makes you a terrorist


Just so nobody accuses me of putting malicious code, I believe he means in general, the script I gave above absolutely will not get you rekt, it just does a channel backup and sends to your own s3 bucket that you preconfigured


Peak UX


Oh right that's me


Because you are hosting a production sandbox for your clients!


Run this on a cron job on your node and thank me later

#!/bin/bash

# Define variables
TIMESTAMP=$(date +"%b%d%Y_%I%M%p")
BACKUP_FILE="channel_backup_$TIMESTAMP.backup"
S3_BUCKET="your-s3-bucket-name"
S3_PATH="s3://$S3_BUCKET/$BACKUP_FILE"

# Export the channel backup
lncli --network signet exportchanbackup --all --output_file $BACKUP_FILE

# Upload the backup to Amazon S3
aws s3 cp $BACKUP_FILE $S3_PATH

# Clean up the local backup file
rm $BACKUP_FILE


Coffee on me ☕

Coffee on me ☕


Something about running nostr via localhost is kinda gangsta ngl

https://i.nostr.build/rYGdeQ01no21eyLt.png


Onward 🫡

Onward 🫡


Correct


Unfollwid


I find it hilarious than during dumps I see zero trading/technical analysis on my feed

But when we pump suddenly 30% of my feed "knew it" via drawing lines 💀

RIP to your stacks, I see y'all


Rotten bean juice - saifedean


Except many noobs say this, verbal typo


Niiiice

Niiiice


If you want to trigger coffee people, tell them you love expresso


Poor guy, that must be awful for you

*Cries in 20 rep max*


A set of 65 pls gfy


Javascript is not a serious language


So let me get this straight. Creating the default hello world react-native app with 2 views results in 0.5GB of data on the disk and 44k files?
Are we serious?

#react #javascript #typescript


Mate with their queen and become allies


Zapped ⚡

Zapped ⚡


BTC has dumped and I can no longer afford them


When you post junk food pictures on nostr and people start dunking on you

 https://i.nostr.build/DNdn8p54M0YRjcmb.gif


Do I have enough nodes yet?
https://i.nostr.build/Q4eENSfyFW93RZ1x.jpg


Onward 🫡

Onward 🫡


Announcing the announcement, classic nostr 🤣🫂🧑💻


Cheese curds


HODL STRONG

HODL STRONG


🇨🇦 https://i.nostr.build/CnuuAD1ukJiNtr0M.jpg


Yes comrade!

Yes comrade!


I gambled when ftx died, perhaps luck, but it worked nicely


There is a time in Bitcoin cycles to start taking out loans to buy

That time is when exchanges are blowing up and miners are getting rekt

Not when ETFs are launching and presidential candidates are pumping your bags

Just stay humble and DCA


Alright freshly installed now let's see how this goes


Maybe I need to reinstall it or something, brb


Pixel 7


Amethyst, got it down to only crashing 9x per day, which I can live with


☕☕
https://i.nostr.build/2N6XcfHtRykjOp5X.jpg


Same, my back is fucked up today BAD


Stack Sats - Stay Humble 🫡

Stack Sats - Stay Humble 🫡


Lower back pain is very often caused by messed up hamstrings from being seated too long

Stretching by touching toes can help this a lot

Follow me for more computer nerd problem advice


Last chance to buy under $60k™


Peace✌🕊

Peace✌🕊


Zap! 🫡

Zap! 🫡


Pls no


I deleted X

#introductions


Never tried but I can tell just by looking it's good


Doesn't have to be, just a standard bolt11


Congrats man. Nicotine and weed are my vices and really starting to feel it these days. I'm definitely as not invincible as my 20 year old self thought


Dunno how it's possible I've been a lightning boy for so long and only discovered yesterday you can make a 0 sat invoice and let payer choose the amount 💀🧑💻


Or course they do, but attacking/blaming entire groups is clearly retarded.


What app do you use to make such videos sir?


I wonder if right wingers will ever realize that the ol' "blame immigrants" is an ancient meme used by smooth brainers for hundreds of years?

https://i.nostr.build/h3nCfLgcHMusHAJt.jpg
https://i.nostr.build/w4rb0Mu4ViLnLoV5.jpg


LFG!

LFG!


Gm nostr

My lungs are fucked, I have to quit abusing them.

Today I won't smoke anything.

Please be gone addiction!!


One day i hope to be as smart as you 💀


tired of having to create a giant boilerplate with 42 javascript files and fight for hours against buggy build tools, unhappy linters and unresolved type-checkers, I started a collection of nostr web components that hopefully can be imported with just a script tag and used directly:

<nostr-name pubkey="npub1..." />, for example, just displays the name of the referred pubkey.

https://git.fiatjaf.com/nostr-web-components

I'm not sure this will work or if they will be very useful. let me know if you have suggestions of other components to create.


Nice

Nice


The perfect embodiment of the blue check
https://i.nostr.build/KoblnCKSL0DcBqQD.jpg


People who grew up at the turn of the millennium


On behalf of all millennials, I apologize for the astronomical demand for soy based products in the market


That's just stunning and brave you bigot


updated advanced nostr search to execute search on page load if your link includes an npub and a search query like this link

https://advancednostrsearch.vercel.app/?npub=npub1vp8fdcyejd4pqjyrjk9sgz68vuhq7pyvnzk8j0ehlljvwgp8n6eqsrnpsw&query=watermelon&include=followed

now you can setup a nostr search engine shortcut in your browser 🎉

https://v.nostr.build/IcMLsnMW5EGaRUS5.mp4

https://i.nostr.build/9zhoRrSeF9Q8EXdq.png


No u


ZAP OR DIE🫡

ZAP OR DIE🫡


Why do people listen to saifedean? He doesn't even use cast iron skillets or drink coffee ngmi


Unrunning minibits https://i.nostr.build/9yeJTNY10yVw1etl.jpg


4th cycle swag
 https://v.nostr.build/BW0214lnDRwRMPf3.mp4


Yes I am Canadian, special agent maple beaver https://i.nostr.build/yOruRJkqC5kR0i1i.jpg


Running @minibits


Ok I will give y'all another spin 🧑💻


They assumed buildings would always be beautiful, how cute


In case you weren't happy with a change and didn't want to trust a central authority pushing updates?


This is my nephew, he's trapped


Little wing
Love yourself
Can you take me higher


Do you have CIA connections 👀


Bruh this is something an agent would say

You trying to throw us off the scent?


ack 🫂

ack 🫂


hard left: humanity is ruining everything
left: capitalism is ruining everything
center: ima stupid everyone's right durr durr
right: immigrants are ruining everything
hard reich: 💀

libertarians: governments are ruining everything
bitcoiners: central banks are ruining everything

No matter how you look at it, things are being ruined, everyone agrees on that, and everyone has a point

I'ma stupid durr durr


Is that right? You don't have to hard fork based on the core team, everything is backwards compatible?


All that's required is centralized authority changing up the algos 😬🤡


#meme #memestr https://image.nostr.build/ac54facac5a3fe8f2d5c36ebcdbdf8ddd88fa8a447bdec3ac2e98250655a7cba.jpg


He saw a hot girl 30 seconds before doing the jump, and it cost him everything


When being accused of being crazy for having everything in Bitcoin

https://i.nostr.build/pN281nAMANaFp2lG.jpg


Fuck your dumps, I will post this everyday
 https://v.nostr.build/sK1T1MsR3LWHgJzt.mp4


That's what I'm thinking


Should I do it? Or wait for a bigger dip? #asknostr

 https://i.nostr.build/08k4wL4dAEpQTOuz.jpg


Sir my full time job is coding 😭🧑💻


Should I keep working on my custom relay or make more memes?


Onward 🫡

Onward 🫡


Me after learning what pay to witness script hash means

https://i.nostr.build/20HeFpG0UkVpFIOL.jpg


ZAP OR DIE🫡

ZAP OR DIE🫡


Even fruit flies know the purpose of life

To Reproduce and annoy others


That's enough nostr for today *closed*

14 nano seconds later:
https://i.nostr.build/iDTzABxTrYurvL82.jpg


fucking loser


Apparently this is quite a common dream


Ok deleted, you are very scary


Same tbh https://v.nostr.build/HLED3eqa5qW3SgFf.mp4


Best I can do is dn it


Zap ‘em⚡

Zap ‘em⚡


Attack stupid ideas, not stupid people.🫂


How are your bitcoins going?
 https://i.nostr.build/Hlb6XaTwVYMOFjXd.jpg


My memes already being reposted, success


I'm deep in the YouTube lolcow rabbit hole and now my life seems amazing


Sir this is Trinidad flag


Keep going it's working out great for everyone


Hi, it's me


TREAT US NORMALLY AS EQUALS

OK SURE

===

CELEBRATE US 🎉🎊

NO


Bruh I ain't walking ANYWHERE, what is even the point


I am a very tolerant person until you start waving your flags in my face, gfy with that pls 🙏🫂


"Blockchain technology" https://i.nostr.build/iscDvD4Dzwx1omqo.jpg


Ok serious boy, followed


Niiiice

Niiiice


Ok for some reason my nostr plugin was deleted from btcpayserver so that's why my zaps were broken

If I can get a few cheeky zaps here to test that would be nice 🙏🫂


What's ur other account 👀


When I first saw Bitcoin I thought it can't have value because governments don't accept it for paying taxes

That's how NPC I was


If you count all the child porn they are trading I bet it's closer to 0.2%


Every yellow bar represents the hopes and dreams of degenerate gamblers being liquidated

https://i.nostr.build/PWAHJnFR4erUvVUh.jpg


Considering every exchange has banned monero this is pretty impressive still lol


Something with seed oils and soy protein


Paying $26 for UberEATS and the fries are cold

https://i.nostr.build/NqFe7xxUnU73hmJ5.jpg


Because I run my own node it doesn't work half the time 😍


So is alby still free or do I need to withdraw everything asap?


#selfcustody #runanode


Wen flippening


Damn nature, you scary


Think imma visit my massage therapist today

https://i.nostr.build/0GIuanGIqLiOrPH5.gif


Testnet3 is borked, mostly empty blocks now.

Testnet4 isn't widely supported

Signet is like a testnet, but more centralized


What are your thoughts on drivechains


Yes this was annoying as fuck for me too

But now I'm a signet whale so if you ever need hit me up


Just be naked then that's what I do


It surprises me how few lightning nodes are on signet given that testnet3 is borked and testnet4 isn't supported by anything

Y'all just "fuck it well do it live" dev on mainnet?


Vibe:

https://a.nostr.build/oMu8zwr312OBDuyE.webm


At some point you should just buy an actual car


Who needs real photos anyway, AI can do this easily


Modern development:
https://i.nostr.build/AQuXKzHltQHSHlcw.jpg


George castanza


I feel like I waited so long for this halving and now it's just poopies, please can the devs do something?


Sup gangsta


Boomers only, junior


No way this works


Gn nostr 🫂 also hfsp 🫂🙏


How long until people start saying the llm living in my ram has rights and I can't treat it like a slave


I'M GONNA BUY SOME MUCH FUCKING BITCOIN

ALSO ME:
https://i.nostr.build/JbzdH6KEam81xFU4.gif


Fed spotted, always blaming balloons


I forgot that one #boobstr https://image.nostr.build/d969513f115ee6bf69fca1f5a53f811919718a9d10b40f27510192dde20ea3d1.jpg


Brazil pretty clear UFO https://video.nostr.build/3215478089dd04cd480fe504e56d5da9d8640cf915422bd9a53a66aa7d729d29.mp4


She should run her own node am I rite

nostr:nevent1qqsgk068gfqpdsgtmsqy599m54pqtev0vwwvlqpgap749lcy8awkf4sprpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezuendwsh8w6t69e3xj730qgspw29kes08dg55dcy3r69ulvapv50z904nsr3jeq6pvydreyj0geqrqsqqqqqpew62pc


If they did tho, they have one hell of a strategic reserve and a perfect way to maintain us monetary supremacy after the dollar is nuked

Plus it was built on windows which is also sus 👀


How hard I pronounce the F in "fuck no" when someone asks if I use Twitter

 https://i.nostr.build/lQxCgNZCGoy1a3Bj.jpg


Sorry I just saw some boobies, what are we talking about again?


Ngmi, should be homeless and stack, then you'll get points in social medias


Jokes on you I already can't buy due to no fiat


Debt goes to 35T and people are selling Bitcoin 💀


Eminalden


Soon it will be all men's asses in women's volleyball


Banning presidents

Classic Twitter


😍
https://i.nostr.build/sqWRhFOLp1LSrliP.jpg


If I had a dollar for everytime my app went down because I didn't renew it, I would have about $9


You did it cloudflare.

After a decade of mooching off of you for free, I have finally bought a $10/month subscription for SSL

Well done


Zappie: Zaps for the Enterprise

We would love to hear your feedback to shape the future of Zappie. This survey aims to understand your current methods of expressing gratitude and rewarding team members, gauge interest in specific features of Zappie, and prioritize our development efforts.

Zappie is intended to use Bitcoin Sats as a unit of value between team members to show gratitude. These Sats can be sent to the users own wallets, or redeemed for rewards.

TO HAVE YOUR SAY, PLEASE FILL IN THE SHORT SURVEY HERE (less than 5 mins):

https://forms.microsoft.com/e/rnDsjGmSnK

1,000 Sats per response for your time (reply back once completed and stick your nPub in the optional contact details) until I run out of funds :-)
https://m.primal.net/JmBI.jpg


My node is unaffected by this


How come your husband isn't purple pilled huh? Some of us want to talk about lawn mowers


Yep but I can't buy them in my retirement accounts and anything outside of that is all BTC is for me 😎


I really miss the late 90/early 2000s era with Russell Peters and fun racist jokes that everyone enjoyed because we were all still on the same team


If you got those normie 401ks and you don't like Bitcoin ETFs

I'd say buy Amazon stonks today tbh


Gm

Imagine if this was mainnet 😍

No but seriously if u need signet coins I got your back

And I'll be hosting free signet lightning addresses for freedom tech devs

https://i.nostr.build/WED8ro0p7GDqsPZb.jpg


So you do have dick pics on your phone


Facts
https://image.nostr.build/6ada870ed6f44aeb00cf6d7f70e948da2de6fb8573509baaeac75f8cd7691ff6.jpg


Alright the suits, politicians and blue checks couldn't get the job done at the conference

It's time for the tards to take over and meme it into existence

 https://v.nostr.build/1u34Mevfjk4BChHs.mp4


Fringe minority


With electrum server https://i.nostr.build/tTCVJsZFYXsPPian.jpg


WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO BE MAD ABOUT TODAY ARRGGHHH PLEASE TWITTER SHOW ME STUFF I HATE 😡😠🗯


What?? I haven't seen this happen once? 😅😅


Why am I getting ads like this? How do they know I love unintentional racism?

https://v.nostr.build/EpFg1GEp4BNCirEw.mp4


I predict that at some point in the near future, we will experience a chain reorganization after 1 confirmation, and more than half of the exchanges will go down

1 confirmation seems like enough, but will you bet your entire backend on it?


Congrats on your descendants' cream pies 🫂


🤣🤣 https://video.nostr.build/f481f9c2a7b86eb5e9ea011a219cccca776b3f838f2eecd02f14261f8f768af6.mp4


Sorry folks no double dip looks like


Did you count all the times it didn't play out tho


This is real
 https://v.nostr.build/x9BfOMK81sbo9DWD.mp4


Ty, I changed it


Whoever denied it supplied it


I feel exposured


Me whenever I have to do Javascript or CSS

https://i.nostr.build/RPeqGzHdtAIn5zEF.gif


Soon™


Saifedean also calls coffee rotten bean juice

Enjoy your food king 👑


Back above 63k  https://i.nostr.build/lgS7PEfdce8CKURN.jpg


Looks like a very beautiful property


After some thought this is basically free money for the biggest whale on nostr, and I since I am no whale, I cannot participate

Lord knows I wanted to


But couldn't type a space properly fuck it


Oh no big deal just built my own 3/5 multisig wallet from scratch in go
 gohttps://i.nostr.build/P4mUTr66gXKOin86.jpg


Opening up 1 BTC channel pls no rugs sir


When you don't watch the Olympics, Bitcoin conference talks anything on Twitter

Nothing can stop the bloom

NOTHING https://i.nostr.build/QkDycn5NcgOxOJ57.jpg


POV: You just bought the dip

https://i.nostr.build/oORcqGScW7hvo7YB.gif


Do they have an extension that goes around your... Nevermind


I will never buy any Samsung shit again

They should rebrand as janksung


Ngmi all around


If I ever had the privilege of meeting satoshi, I would ask him one thing:

"How's windows going for ya? Ngmi"


Crip walking to his windows laptop, types a comment, copilot does the rest


Get back to work Hun we're gonna need to pay UberEATS


It's all dips all the way down

But he only buys on pumps, never dips, today he won't buy because "we'll wait for it to go lower" - then it pumps and he panics and buys


Gm nostr

If my nephew sees this, I told you a dip always comes ya pump buying noob


Nostr is vibrant tonight but in a very weird way


Had to boot into windows today, cannot believe how garbage it is

 https://i.nostr.build/dC73xcBQz6zTfKaV.jpg


nostr:nprofile1qqs82kcxtx2ts0gs6hdaywksurgdyhgtuzg26569ee3pv4ygm5c9qhsprpmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuumwdae8gtnnda3kjctvqyg8wumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytnhd9hx2qg4waehxw309ajkgetw9ehx7um5wghxcctwvs9e367y Len is one of the best interviewers in the business, ty sir 🙏🫂


Going live soon

nostr:nevent1qqsfh7c0fyl53zfluyegtl8adrmct3kh073kdewyj2zjvjprrs3vytspr3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujucnfw33k76twwpshy6ewvdhk6tczyp64kpjejjur6yx4m0fr458q6rf96zlqjzk4x3wwvgt9fzxaxpg9uqcyqqqqqqg4ktgee


It'll be so cool to just press one button and stuff happens tho


No it’s not. https://image.nostr.build/517fe2e9b37004f8dee22b0e5f188485070ff07cd90f0563c184c58476d42903.jpg


Think of all the people who NEED another daily email in their lives

Do it


When your cache invalidation is dangerous 💀


Sending a large lightning payment:
https://i.nostr.build/D9fkzbamRyTCRZdj.jpg


Is this background cool or cringe

For podcasts and zoom meetings and stuff https://i.nostr.build/uNN4xQkljKWFzQ8J.jpg


I am switching all the time lol 😭


Espresso machines:

Waste half your beans trying to get the right grind size and volume to actually reach optimal extraction pressure

Then get a different kind of bean and repeat step 1


NO SIR I DONT TAKE PILLS


Big pharma is so pervasive even bitcoiners always talk about pilling everything in various colors

How about stop taking pills and start blooming u mfs

https://i.nostr.build/ZjfoaE148vKAplrl.jpg


Me this week: https://i.nostr.build/xKrGq8ZIXp0EWqIl.jpg


This is exactly how I will look in 20 years

Can't wait


A lot of noobs and corporate fish go to the big one, it makes sense. The others are for the psychopaths


Either custodial wallet or we need something like ark or drivechains


Trying to grow holiday hams on your legs or what


Congrats man 🎉


Continue to fight with psbt coding crap


And you yelled "shut up utxo" in the middle? 🤭


Everyone else maximalist checking in 🫡


He is very much checked and ngmi


Hard to complain about Canada after seeing what's going on in Venezuela

Fuck Trudeau still tho 🙏


He maybe right about the fall, but not rise of china, china ngmi, communism never works


JOIN THE NEW DEV BLOOMER MOVEMENT AND REWRITE ALL YOUR REPOS IN GO

JUST AS EAST AS JAVASCRIPT AND 100X FASTER

https://i.nostr.build/8nUCworNKmvcmOOK.jpg


Please write it in Go


LOL FINE TECHNICALLY YOU ARE RIGHT 😭


Hey it's actually not so easy to find utxos when you have to track millions of addresses!


When you haven't watched anything from the conference:
https://i.nostr.build/eD0wzqfH9zhhxGHW.jpg


We did it. Made my own PSBTs in Go, multi inputs, with addresses at ~100,000 derived index, offline multisig

With help from our dad nostr:nprofile1qqsrhuxx8l9ex335q7he0f09aej04zpazpl0ne2cgukyawd24mayt8gprfmhxue69uhhq7tjv9kkjepwve5kzar2v9nzucm0d5hszxmhwden5te0wfjkccte9emk2um5v4exucn5vvhxxmmd9us2xuyp 🫡

Now bitvora clients can have unlimited cold storage deposit addresses
 https://i.nostr.build/rrZhXgOhz6aDgbnm.jpg


Put nsec on server

Post notes via API token

Revoke API token when someone leaves

This is 10 minutes of work


Generating PSBTs in Go seems impossible

Does anyone have a code example of generating a psbt for a multisig in go?


Yes sir I have lightning node hot wallet for spendies


Multisig mostly protects my coins from myself

Way too much work and travel to make a transaction, so I'll just hodl out of laziness


Ok I have to work now, byyyeee

https://i.nostr.build/f5mn0xo3j9OOE4HS.jpg
nostr:nevent1qqs0k3nx3ezcctdzwa79zghvjw3d4kjp3d9lyr87sdtks9cesyg36jqpr3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujucnfw33k76twwpshy6ewvdhk6tczyr3vea70ypqr70e2ff2mx28smca78p2c5l2lxd3jlk4wl3exc8ywkqcyqqqqqqgdf74m4


I already have 7 other apps fighting for port 3000 then I have to sift through whatever random docker containers I forgot to stop and blarfgh STOP USING PORT 3000


There are many like me https://i.nostr.build/lbk8Mfr60iFrTTw9.jpg


If your app tries to take port 3000, you are my enemy


Ok fuck it I'm gonna join this Whatsapp group for the memes, wish me luck

nostr:nevent1qqs04c2af6tpzl0apvwhhaewm7fsx6ft4mv06fmdr52a0g06rdm7mhqpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhsygxavq4lr7p2rknlr7x5288yd0telsasl939drt5cvzk6nqdyjunnqpsgqqqqqqs8u5vjj


YASQUEEN


I wonder why Bitcoin magazine and swan bitcoin don't have a nostr presence? 🤭🤭


NAW!

STR


If someone tries to rob me we'd have to get on an airplane together to grab one of my signers


For some reason each individual sat is an item in an array, I don't get it


But what about the resistance levels and key support of the macd, we have bullish convergent averages and I just got liquidated fml


If anyone ever called me bipoc I would punch them dead in the face


I don't know. I would try to escape I think


No, but 360 dunking on them all day


Some cops already joined the people, we need more of them

 https://video.nostr.build/09d15fb83e900834efd1ea0b563ee6f2d29c394168a8b454ab68e791abc77cda.mp4

#venezuela #plebs #plebchain


Time to get out of there man


They are killing protestors in Venezuela now.

I have no words.


Did y'all use macromedia dreamweaver or Microsoft frontpage to make this? 🤣

I too am this old


Lo de Maravilloso de https://video.nostr.build/0fa4338c9ff944b48454c27d06f2b7e3dfef7846a1bdf3e94efbfd340faade68.mp4 NOSTR   que es libre . https://video.nostr.build/66fc652fb7ef537cbb5bc305612d01b18fb0bbe0cf134fa215bd278bba932efc.mp4
Notriches estaré subiendo de todo lo que esté ocurriendo aquí en Venezuela

Pero esto es muy triste por cada joven abatidos

#nostriches #plebs #plebchain #nostr
#notriches #notriches


Possible but harder to pull off


Venezuelans are dragging another toppled statue of Hugo Chavez through the streets during the protests against Nicolás Maduro's electoral fraud.

https://video.nostr.build/5a506a1663869447a5ed15024aa9d237a9e134fe249d396adb746562aeb47c4c.mp4

nostr:note1mwfnu5f2mfhyatmn7dz5t66w7peyhuvdft3x6nxptrkxne6sr63qx9nu7s


Toronto, Canada 🇨🇦

https://i.nostr.build/GiAgAIz47mWIN2Za.jpg


That guy's clearly retarded


My meme collection is vast, self hosted on nextcloud and backed up and encrypted with rsync

My most valuable data must be protected


Whoever wrote this feedback obviously never used nostr

What's the best Linux distro?

 https://i.nostr.build/isTegVi9iLkrsUy4.jpg


Feds probably


primal is good but have you tried using a real nostr client?


It's illegal to grow your own chickens where I live, you must only buy government approved chickens


It's possible

https://www.plenglish.com/news/2024/07/29/raul-castro-congratulates-nicolas-maduro-on-his-electoral-victory/


Shoot your shot king 👑


They would do well to study him


💀💀 https://i.nostr.build/TlTpF7i3pljxu2uw.jpg


It's too good I can't, I tried


Yup, censored on us IP, wild!!


Looks like Canadian IPs uncensored, which is unusual for once lol


(see url...)


I am using Google on brave browser


I am not experiencing the censorship people are going on about?

https://i.nostr.build/yA0i7LMn2l0USHzE.jpg


If you zoom in your have to zap


Monero user spotted

nostr:nevent1qqstuu0wmmpz2v3q3z7lv4fm578rlf3sw9m2nyj0nkly8ct0p4w3p7cppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0qgspsjp3x4faxllye0vt45kkh33rwc2aw072ge8dktglgd2eqr85fasrqsqqqqqp4tdlpz


Pov: Bitcoin hits 100k
 https://a.nostr.build/CK20B3WU2Xtmbb0z.webm


Gonna bring some cheese slices with me next time I have to fly next to a baby

https://a.nostr.build/hwXM4evF5w9g62QF.webm


I apologize in advance

https://i.nostr.build/KaRzigjvhsEMnryD.jpg


Maximum cringe


Postgres seems to be working well


Made my own custom relay with 5 lines of code with khatru
 https://i.nostr.build/Wt39VRZxPaYw6d1O.jpg


Nostr is pretty cool

Of course it's impossible to get people of Twitter (spyware) so it's probably pointless


Haven't; downloading now


I don't have a job I need NgU now pls 🫂🙏


Big win, sad we needed it, but still some light

nostr:nevent1qqs94snrnp67yes5zv9r8yj2h6eaa6w0aqaze66c4ttydm6la0qa7cgprpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezuendwsh8w6t69e3xj730qgspue77xa2pwyr3608ek39ku4rtm98apgk2876dhwcmq4rgtjg3deqrqsqqqqqp04jqex


nostr:nprofile1qqsth7fr42fyvpjl3rzqclvm7cwves8l8l8lqedgevhlfnamvgyg78spz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduq3qamnwvaz7tmwdaehgu3wwa5kuegpz4mhxue69uhk2er9dchxummnw3ezumrpdejqj9swg4 is pretty cool, I like the UX, nostr and ecash based

Of course it's impossible to get people off of telegram (spyware) so it's probably pointless


💀💀 - I wish you the best of luck with your new trading journey but sadly I think you're gonna learn an expensive lesson this year


Wowz cheap sats I love it get stackin amirite

https://i.nostr.build/tTurgOGkT1Mtwzm7.jpg


I tried something very similar, did catch a bunch, but not all of them, and then they multiply so fast 😭😭


No matter what I try, I always get fruit flies in my garbage within 30 seconds of throwing away any food scraps

I give up, I guess they are my pets now


The one reason I truly regret not coming to Nashville was missing the beefsteak!!!


These people vote

And that's why majority rule isn't a good idea

https://i.nostr.build/JwxpqDbbPfLv3rUf.jpg


So this is how you get girls to pay attention to you, will try later


Dumping anytime we hit 70k, as is tradition


Monero the fee you pay is lost purchasing power 😬


Yes, my bed, when he sneakily jumps on in the middle of the night


My dog puked all over his dog bed, and my pillow fell on the puke, so I got that going for me this morning, which is nice


A Venezuelan influencer goes off on woke western communists. American Bitcoiners should REALLY think hard about who they’re voting on not voting for. There are real world consequences if Kamala Harris becomes president. https://video.nostr.build/82471fad78b16cf55a1f724699c3e6d361840ced28e91067100f59c2366bc99b.mp4


Unarmed citizens


Yeah man, I'm so unfree, burdened almost by this wealth and no KYC coins ya know


We lost our hair brother, our sexy youthful hair  😭


Gm,

Oh, we all got richer than monero folks again today?

Darn it


Many people don't know this, but Derek was part of the backstreet boys in the late 90s


Praying for our Venezuelan nostriches, please be safe 🙏


I honestly wouldn't mind seeing RFK Jr. naked

#overheardincornychat


If the market is rational, ETFs should trade at a discount to nav to account for the risk of hacks, incompetence and hostile governments.


Gonna fuck around and make a custom relay with https://khatru.nostr.technology/ nbd


Tree fiddy quadrillies by next halving is pretty reasonable tbh, stonk to flow?


I like where this is going

How many quads we thinking?


2 trillion is the bear case tbh


He made the meme lol https://image.nostr.build/1203750fbfd9825136543365e44df08bbe24ade4fe6f9d040c61031f53004d81.jpg


Bingo. I describe this in my upcoming Reason essay on Nostr :)


This is happening right now in caracas (Venezuela's capital) people are heading the CNE to protest for the election results

 https://video.nostr.build/a5c5db2a3b8046e89c2acb551532606b9b3f4bda2ca5a319b7e82fee07dc6ac6.mp4

#photography #photostr #artstr #plebs #plebchain


#nostr https://image.nostr.build/745b2ce2dfaaed32d51b75a978bed8850913b22c7da51c6851583e4c97cadaad.jpg


Salt :)


Nostr brings out the bloomer in all of us

https://image.nostr.build/9eb887eccc0f9f910bba2cf0a781d82771458f6550a202bd34f631c586ef3323.jpg


#bitcoin #nostr #meme

https://image.nostr.build/715608a0c8bb84f37affa6677354645444d3956d1414cb70271a28e7ada8feb3.jpg


It is the goal of my new company to have every exchange in the world enable sending/receiving Bitcoin over the lightning network.

These exchanges are mostly just wrappers around liquidity providers.

And so we made it easy for them to wrap the lightning network.

If you know anyone who works at an exchange, please tell them about us!

Bitvora.com


We already got monero nostr clients, it has happened already 🤣


Bitcoin can only thrive if it continues to pay everyone to keep it alive.

NgU is a core component of this, otherwise it would just be a hobby project between nerds.


I don't understand why they would do this


Gm,

The reason Bitcoin didn't pump when the future president announced USA will buy is very simple.

Because the market knows politicians are fucking liars and will say anything for a vote.

"Vote for me and I'll give you free stuff!"

Classic


How should we stop countries from adopting Bitcoin? Censor them?

Or we should just get mad and complain about it?


I hope that for you brother, you probably all jacked from the push ups you gonna be collecting them


Gn nostr and enjoy the parties in Nashville tonight to everyone there 🫂


Cottage food and lake views
 https://i.nostr.build/Tk2WYXEfqA5Xwfb9.jpg
https://i.nostr.build/5AShVhhZcMMilcUp.jpg


Already can't wait for the next bear market

Vibes are way higher with the real frens

https://i.nostr.build/uBEktqIT7PxT8oE5.jpg


Will do of course!!!


The one panel I'll watch is the nostr one 🫂


I AM AT THE LAKE LIVING MY BEST LIFE, STACKED TO THE TITS, MOISTURIZED, IN MY LANE


BITCOIN 👏 CONFERENCES 👏 DO 👏 NOT 👏 REPRESENT 👏 BITCOIN

IF A CONFERENCE SHAKES YOUR CONFIDENCE IN BITCOIN, YOU'RE IN IT FOR THE WRONG REASONS


Since we're dumping I guess Trump said nothing and just jerked himself off in front of everyone?


Weird my lightning node still works.

Maybe using a company wallet is the problem, not lightning 🤷


She's hot, it will last a while


What politicians say doesn't matter at all. Conferences don't matter at all. If a politician saying stuff can change the properties of Bitcoin then it has failed.

But thankfully it does not


If you think the order of speakers at a conference has any impact on Bitcoin code, you are a fucking retard


Ok, hawk tua is a bitcoiner?

Would definitely simp her

Now I'm bullish as fuck

nostr:nevent1qqs9g2e6c54l47x5x0g8ecem8elukmzycp9mhd73f7r955l80a6zx6gpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhsyg9nk82cpycxcept03lf7qw0nfe6nhytxc6xxamrv8f9msyj0kc24qpsgqqqqqqsue30a4


Dang, sup girl?


Let them simp, we'll write the code 🧑💻🧑💻🧑💻

On that note I do need to brush up on my php, it's been a while, maybe some new PRs coming to the greenfield sdk 🫡😎


Conferences are just a fiat business like anything else, they are not a symbol of Bitcoin or represent Bitcoin. We don't have to identify with a conference. Don't care what NPCs go to or clap at any gathering. Only the code and our private keys matter imo


Someone's about to get a bj


If Bitcoin is good money, then it will be adopted by governments. You cannot stop them, the same as they can't stop you. This is the whole point. Bitcoin is for enemies.

How you feel about the state embracing or attacking Bitcoin is completely inconsequential. Notes criticizing Bitcoin for being adopted more widely are nothing more than a virtue signal to the larp tribe.

It achieves nothing but demonstrating you don't understand what Bitcoin is.

Gm


Aren't landlords the owners?


North or North bay


Gn from extreme northern Canada

https://i.nostr.build/28Sx8XmzXwsJBStQ.jpg

https://i.nostr.build/690J4rdtR2j2679s.jpg


Yahyahyah


nostr:nprofile1qqspsuc2tmmddnwf6xk46tvuryanjgnx3hm6f8wlc4duddnw536nmngpz4mhxue69uhkummnw3ezumtfd3hh2tnvdakqzyrhwden5te0dehhxarj9emkjmn9qyf8wumn8ghj7mmxve3ksctfdch8qatzc26lue the goat


Our girl nostr:npub1rpes5hhk6mxun5ddt5kecxfm8y3xdr0h5jwal32mc6mxafr48hxsaj2et2 made my wife the coolest purse! 🙏

The blockclutch🔥🔥

https://m.primal.net/JflG.jpg


Building up the bitcoin network effects/circular economy


Real talk though I always liked the monero community, still do

Brothers make fun of each other, don't take it to seriously


Thank you, I am having fun ☺


Name one time you were censored by a bitcoiner


Asked everyone for non bitcoin audiobooks yesterday

1.5 hrs into my trip I've only listened to nostr:nprofile1qqstnem9g6aqv3tw6vqaneftcj06frns56lj9q470gdww228vysz8hqpz4mhxue69uhk2er9dchxummnw3ezumrpdejqzrthwden5te0dehhxtnvdakqz9rhwden5te0wfjkccte9ejxzmt4wvhxjmcjgxv3n podcasts so far 💀


Now I think about it as a source of great cope memes


Monero folks seem hyper sensitive, that makes me wanna meme on them even harder

I would be too if I bought something in 2018 and lost 70% of my purchasing power 💀

Congrats tho you can safely buy questionable porn on the dark web.


I know the monero bros are very sensitive about this topic, but it's only memes sir


2024 election
https://i.nostr.build/NH3WQQvlDOzYlWSp.jpg


GM early risers


Would


Too bad you won't, can't benefit from all your capital losses on xmr 💀


Open channels then loop out and/or boltz.exchange

Added benefit they don't look conjoined but they are no KYC


Imagine watching this garbage for your "news" https://files.coinfund.app/cache/media_attachments/files/112/848/985/623/358/301/original/e6b7fde0ff97dc65.mp4?kjy_fallback_url=https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1816284241019219968/pu/vid/avc1/1280x720/ffUKJAabxOsBuC32.mp4?tag%3D12


Remember when XRP accidentally paid for some artwork we all loved? 😍 https://i.nostr.build/fHgFNyentCyl6T9j.jpg


Hmmm that's a fail


Good times with nostr:npub1clk6vc9xhjp8q5cws262wuf2eh4zuvwupft03hy4ttqqnm7e0jrq3upup9 nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s nostr:npub1h50pnxqw9jg7dhr906fvy4mze2yzawf895jhnc3p7qmljdugm6gsrurqev nostr:npub13cnlldwfhwxd6qf34hnwlfya2m2qrd2zfk0alxnrup6d2fasw9wqxwkzpe  nostr:npub1sfzw0vlez4gxz83hnrgzzvcw22frfrhrdv5yry67k9qee0w7erwsj688hv https://image.nostr.build/f5311f680d384385bdddc9f77bf9311bd95006d5b12e307a920521d7d5d6d1d2.jpg


Missed you guys happy to be back 🫂


bUt wHaT aBoUT eCaSh


Prompt engineer is engineering

https://i.imgflip.com/2/4pd2u0.jpg


PROMPT ENGINEERING 🤣💀💀


Hurry up and build up drivechains then ffs!


Ty big zap 🫂🫂🙏🙏


You don't have to give up any custody to use lightning, you just have to run your own node. (It's hard I admit)

With a bit of effort you can receive with privacy as well.


I love these gifs so much


I'm willing to make that effort to both preserve my privacy and be wealthy

Plus all my spending is over lightning which already has near perfect privacy so double makes monero useless to me

I gave it an honest chance, had some and mined some, but all I could do with it was lose purchasing power and buy drugs


Why bother with xmr if you can just coinjoin and be rich at the same time?


Same brother


Bitcoiner:

Someone who'll spend 100 hours learning lightning to avoid getting rugged $8 worth of zaps


Monero boys are smart enough to value privacy but too stubborn to coinjoin

True libertarians I'll give you that


You left out poor (unsurprisingly)


Wow you're a Putin supporter huh????? Did you even think of Ukraine before you read that book?????


Here’s a short list of some I’ve been reading (listening to) more recently. Some for the first time, some on multiple listenings:

• Mistborn series
• The Name of the Wind
• Atomic Habits
• Atlas Shrugged
• The Terminal List
• Bullshit Jobs
• False Alarm
• The Moth in the Iron Lung
• This Machine Kills Secrets
• Where Wizards Stay Up Late


Nope, just another weekend at the lake 🚣🫂


Sir, these are Bitcoin books, even though the authors didn't know


I know this place


Road trip coming up, please shill me your favorite non-bitcoin audiobooks 👇


Living the dream


We are the 15% 🫡


"I can't wait until one of those Bitcoin bros say something to me, watch what happens"

https://i.nostr.build/mImVSASDkEdhUlbC.jpg


Shitcoins be everywhere


Sick venue


Money goes to dictators, not to people.

And this very same foreign aid propping up corrupt dictators prevents more legitimate institutions from forming.

And in exchange for this aid and debt, we in rich countries get claims on all their resources in exchange for fake money we typed into computers.


Cc nostr:nprofile1qqst4un6fnzd5jv38elaany4rlfmjuwfy7v4ntmzkq4hvxsy8sensnqpz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejj7qghwaehxw309aex2mrp0yh8xar0dejhytnrdakj7qgwwaehxw309ahx7uewd3hkctcw0smlk


Is there anyone who understands sarcasm, or should I just leave because I’m really tired of being the most intelligent and modest person in the world?


Seeing ck on the other side of the conference is wild 😜


Good point!
It’s very important to remember that no matter what your multisig setup is, you MUST be able to generate or recover ALL the xPubs.
Example: For a 3 out of 5 multisig, if you lose the seed for any one of the 5 and don’t have its xpub backed up, you’ve lost everything - even though you have the 4 other seeds and it’s a 3 out of 5 multisig!
I know because this is how I lost all my BTC.


You can look at the note json for a content warning:

http://njump.me/nevent1qqsfhnsenm6mnczuxrjec9ukrpn6hxjrqh36ez3prjhn7d57lda7emqpr3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujucnfw33k76twwpshy6ewvdhk6tczyr3vea70ypqr70e2ff2mx28smca78p2c5l2lxd3jlk4wl3exc8ywkqcyqqqqqq

https://i.nostr.build/GNdbq6rKcyH70ZGV.jpg


Marked*


The author marketed it as such


Shout-out to everyone who wrote Bitcoin wallets, this shit is very hard, I dunno how you did it


Bitcoin dumping at the conference is so traditional 💀


Interesting I didn't play with the versions, I will try this


Thank you very much for responding 🫂🙏


When you restored, and you generated a new multisig config file, does it matter which order the xpubs were in?

Or did you reuse the original config file?


Turn it onto testnet4, for sure you'll win some blocks 🙏🫂


Has anyone tested restoring a cold card multisig from seed phrases?

Or even better - create the multisig with cold cards then restore with a different device?

Reason I asked is it appears coldcard does not follow BIP178 spec, and have their own custom fields (global_xpub) - so I wonder how this would work in disaster recovery?? 😅

#asknostr


When Trump goes on stage, all the influencers will collectively hawk tua with excitement


Y'all are nice to look at, sue us


Gm,

I learned more about Bitcoin in the last two days building my own wallet than I have in the last two years.

I learned it is super annoying.

('sendrawtransaction RPC error: {"code":-26,"message":"non-mandatory-script-verify-flag (Script failed an OP_EQUALVERIFY operation)"}')


Outputs field is blank, they are defined in the vout field. Error I'm getting is related to the first input (pubkey doesn't match address) but when I generate from sparrow it works. Only difference I can notice is this global xpub field


nostr:nprofile1qqsw3znfr6vdnxrujezjrhlkqqjlvpcqx79ys7gcph9mkjjsy7zsgygpr4mhxue69uhkummnw3ez6vp39eukz6mfdphkumn99e3k7mf03h6kk2 does coldcard require the "global xpub" field in a psbt to sign? Getting some weird pubkey doesn't match address error


Press F pls 🙏 😭
 https://i.nostr.build/CoWDdj6W2i8SAya0.jpg


Ty sir


Hello developers of nostr:

Can I get some feedback on these API docs pls :)

https://developers.bitvora.com

Will zap any helpful comments/feedback 🙏🫂


Today I added a new feature to statechainjs: Proof of Reserves & Liabilities!

Eat your heart out, x.com/notgrubles_ -- I know you've wanted to see this for a long time in ecash software, well, maybe statechains are close enough
https://image.nostr.build/be40455e9004d564c9be1b58ae4d7e1d45a2114929f3818a9bd53a15f2b4f11f.gif


Probably put a Lambo body kit over a Honda, which is basically what LTC is anyway


Some things you gotta learn the hard way


Don't run pruned lightning nodes in production, when you need to rescan the wallet you're gonna have a bad time


That woman fine as hell


Jokes on me they already host my email


Reminder to all the men at the conference :
https://i.nostr.build/kJpOiqLksPz87JOS.jpg


Don't use proton wallet at least for a few weeks while many nerdy devs review all the code.

It was just released, might be bugs 🪲


When you're already on multisig and don't need proton wallet https://i.nostr.build/MDQyTtzu66pCUquA.jpg


Gm,

Have fun in Nashville everyone, sad I won't get to see my buddies this year 😔


I feel so much too whenever that Matt Odell note comes on my feed


Sparrow. Node running electrs handled it properly


TIL sparrow will crash if you set the address gap to over 20,000, even on very good hardware


Giving me fomo


What horrible food do you secretly love?

For me it's KFC with gravy

Fucking love that shit


Oh you mean to donate directly to them

Ignore my last msg


Yup, as long as it's installed on a web server and not behind tor

Go to plugins, there should be one available


Is this a "ok go ahead and attack me" or "ok thanks for definition"


Crowds amirite https://i.nostr.build/IhMmDYB7B3VDVcJq.jpg


You can ssh into it


I did 10 requests / second for about 5 minutes and I don't see any failures on my end, handled like a champ!


Overall pretty weak attack then heuh


WoS has protection against this particular attack

Alby doesn't, but I would feel bad if they went down, I am ethical attacker I ask permission first


I have concluded the attack, your node survived, thanks for volunteering 🧑💻🙏🫂


Looks like you have pretty good hardware:)


Thank you sir, here I go :)


Nostr: https://i.nostr.build/5CdHMIAaik236DOj.jpg


Does anyone who has a self hosted lightning address want to volunteer as tribute to my lightning machine gun?

Warning: your node is very likely to crash and you get nothing out of it

If yes, please reply with your lightning address


"Nostr is the simplest open protocol that is able to create a censorship-resistant global 'social' network once and for all."
  —  nostr:npub180cvv07tjdrrgpa0j7j7tmnyl2yr6yr7l8j4s3evf6u64th6gkwsyjh6w6
https://opensats.org/blog/fiatjaf-receives-lts-grant


Cc nostr:nprofile1qqsxqn5kuzvex6ssfzpetzcypdrkwts0qjxf3tre8umllex8yqneavspzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejsz9rhwden5te0wfjkccte9ejxzmt4wvhxjmcpp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqhuq8w6


Since I have universal healthcare, I wonder if I can demand this from the government


Traffic not so bad

Battery usage however...


Gm

Somehow, this is real life  https://i.nostr.build/blqt5iUakgiyf1xo.jpg


"actually, your Bitcoin is on the Blockchain, not on your hardware wallet"

https://i.nostr.build/2ShoKVJwKob1Sezx.jpg


Did swan ever get lightning rolled out?


Hmmm it's worky for me. What platform/ browser u on?

Cc nostr:nprofile1qqsx8lnrrrw9skpulctgzruxm5y7rzlaw64tcf9qpqww9pt0xvzsfmgpr9mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuumwdae8gtnnda3kjctv9uq35amnwvaz7tms09exzmtfvshxv6tpw34xze3wvdhk6tcpg3mhxw309aekk7n6dcmxx6tdvej8vdt9xfcxs6nrx3uhydtkxa5kkcncw3hr2e3hv34hwm34vvmhvdphw3j827nvvfhhxutdw9jzummwd9hkutcm77dqn


If anyone missed this amazing stream you can catch the replay here

https://zap.stream/npub1utx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7803c2k986henvvha4thuwfkper4s7r50e8


The jubilee bracelet though 👀


Enjoy the beach parties, sadly I can't make it this year


Thinking of donating it all to opensats


Almost earned 1 sat in routing fees today after 100 forwards

#zerobasefee

https://i.nostr.build/AQS9rL83cI1FmPtZ.jpg


Anyway, back to memes  https://i.nostr.build/hEprDst6Zv40VsCc.jpg


Of the new biz? Check my profile, don't wanna spam nvks thread 🫂🙏


Even harder in Bitcoin because you have to outperform it to justify any expenses


This might be the most wild fact check I've ever seen

 https://i.nostr.build/J1bx1bpkpsdMoCen.jpg


Update:

It's just a bunch of right wing people making racist Kamala Harris posts, don't even see anything about swan

Twitter is truly a shithole

nostr:nevent1qqstn307kqwrnnl85rgg06el6l8yp9hstzt937gqv36gfcrnj00yy2spr3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujucnfw33k76twwpshy6ewvdhk6tczyr3vea70ypqr70e2ff2mx28smca78p2c5l2lxd3jlk4wl3exc8ywkqcyqqqqqqgawsy3u


I have the evidence to back it up

But I'm too lazy to prove it now so we calling it a rumor for now no big deal


I'm going in everyone, wish me luck https://i.nostr.build/HZtAwkq8y27wBLaF.jpg


There’s a rumor spreading that nostr:npub13tv0rauv3cgevcjzu298eg2ujd4j82ve6haer0lyu3rjuttw4a2s6mgea0’s  Lightning payment settlement is faster than Binance. 👀


Definitely not a bailout, I expect to earn a return on it, this is capitalism


Sorry to everyone laid off at swan today.

If you any of you were doing content marketing, please reach out to me, we are hiring


Loll


running statechainjs
https://cdn.satellite.earth/06a6f78b364116251bf5f2e61fbb17e77988f06ef8a9cf824ba225c90fd22c9c.png


Work in progress, streams + chats
https://media.utxo.nl/wp-content/uploads/nostr/e/f/efb22da6a8f9f758b97047568b17e6b4bbadf0fe490c31e58509d74f73fb04f3.webp


thanks everyone :)


the game is dominion.games


how are you


hello chat


Me trying to come up with a clever way to say gm
 https://i.nostr.build/S6LTif1ZE4QOhNzo.jpg


Of course developers should give away all their work for free for the greater good.

Profits are totally fiat and commie

But everyone else should get paid tho


it's not useful for doing lightning dev, need other peers on same network, which is main thing I need to do


Bitvora.com - we are in closed beta but would be great to get your feedback on our API, maybe even some SDKing ? :) pls request access if interested


Any signet whales out there? Pls sir

(No, mutinynet won't work for what I'm doing)


How it feels paying with sats after a price dump

https://i.nostr.build/OzjMq6cvNoB6aAdv.jpg


One of my favorites!!!


"Oh you just got banned from Twitter? Shoulda used nostr"

https://i.nostr.build/MV0gLAnqNbISZqCh.jpg


And today, we circle jerk about them getting banned from Twitter 💀


The real bitcoiners are here
 https://i.nostr.build/QSqLID78zvWEmqCY.jpg


Sorry I couldn't keep up with pear, too many chat apps lol


Every politician will have no choice when their paper money no longer works

https://i.nostr.build/nIAgilJkivuHGp0u.gif


Seems legit


I literally couldn't even ban myself from nostr and I tried


NAH AI IS OUR SLAVE AND IT WILL MAKE US SUPER HUMAN DEVS


Who did this? https://image.nostr.build/49ae66fb87a6a59aaebcf7d409612de4e952180a44d706b48e76750af4a63453.jpg


Bitcoin 2022 💀🫂🤣


BAILEY IN SHAMBLES


I cannot, no


He's forming a core memory on this one for sure


A fellow autist, I like how your mind works


Always has been


Still would tho 🍆


They should have run AOC, not Kamala

https://i.nostr.build/agxomNRK79oIkUIy.jpg


Bitcoin mini dump because some autistic traders think Kamala might beat Trump 💀


Thank you Mr. President https://i.nostr.build/wapw301sOSdGngTy.jpg


Inside scoop on my "deleting" nym and coming back:

Anytime bitcoiners start getting arrested, I get scared and burn my nym (typical pattern for me - have done several times, trucker protest, tornado cash etc). I have worked on joinmarket, btcpayserver, almost arrested for nodeless.io, so I scare easily

This nym is different because for first time I showed my face and name to Bitcoin industry, so burning didn't really work.

I am also pretty addicted so social media if I'm being honest so deleting nym helps my productivity.

I am also slightly autistic.

But ultimately I never left, I was under another nym that many of you knew. But it just didn't hit right.

But now that my big project is launched (bitvora.com), that if the state wants to arrest me, I am easy to find, there is really no benefit to burning the nym.

No promises that I won't impulsively do it again in the future.

Missed you all though, and really appreciate the warm welcome back from my 3 month break.

More memes and 🧑💻🧑💻 to come!!

Onwards 🫂🫡


A very dumb game called dominion 😅


Do you have a permit tho https://i.nostr.build/l4ttYHZFplNixFTf.jpg


How is a hike different than a walk?

Is it just about the density of trees around you or if the ground is paved or what??


No idea yet


Zap fosho


Prepare to have your mind blown then


Gonna be streaming some games with nostr:nprofile1qqsrhuxx8l9ex335q7he0f09aej04zpazpl0ne2cgukyawd24mayt8gprfmhxue69uhhq7tjv9kkjepwve5kzar2v9nzucm0d5hszxmhwden5te0wfjkccte9emk2um5v4exucn5vvhxxmmd9us2xuyp later today, hope to see you all there 🫡


HOW DO I CHANGE THE TITLE WHY IS THIS SO HARD


hello


Not excited about Trump pumping Bitcoin

Obviously all politicians will eventually do this. There will be no choice.

It's really important you don't give them any coins tho imo


In the 1800s when the sewing machine was invented, people were extremely scared nobody would have jobs anymore, because a huge portion of the economy was manually processing textiles

Some things never change


Gm norstr 🫂🧑💻


Me too tbh


Yes I love this one, but there's another version with his feet up that is even better 🤣


He did ask for my favorite meme


Let there be no doubt https://i.nostr.build/8HTE0s8NhP6xzMrJ.jpg


Here's the file:

SUCK ON BOFA_DEEZ_NUTZ.PHP


How would a fed know about dn files? I can even do the BofA version


Germany basically gave us a prime day sale that only lasted a few days

Appreciate you 🇩🇪


The only thing I can think of is maybe if I post a dn file?


Wanna know how we're nowhere near a local top?

4sat/vB


I wish I was, sadly lost all by btc in a tragic lightning force closure 😈


.... You too? Smart


Gm

Been working too much lately

Taking a proper break today

 https://v.nostr.build/Rz5J6GL0WHOgik1t.mp4


No need for a new node, on your current PC install chantools, input your seed and it will sweep to any chain address, no node required


Was casually thinking, and realized that “all roads lead to death”! I don’t know about you, but it makes me feel YOLO, so I should focus on living the best life each day! 🐶🐾🫂💜🎉🎉🎉


When you run nodes on windows


Yep definitely still horni


No worries I'm just making fun of arch users like nostr:nprofile1qqsrhuxx8l9ex335q7he0f09aej04zpazpl0ne2cgukyawd24mayt8gprfmhxue69uhhq7tjv9kkjepwve5kzar2v9nzucm0d5hszxmhwden5te0wfjkccte9emk2um5v4exucn5vvhxxmmd9us2xuyp

I actually run Pop OS lol 🧑💻


Nostr may be one of the only corners of the Internet where nobody was affected by windows going down

Btw I run arch


You are building the right thing.

In the right language.

Carry on doggo 🐕🐾


Imo needs deeper crust and a bit more rare

7/10


Nodeless 😭😭😭


AI is really good at drawing boobs


I will allow Donald Trump to take a picture with me for only... Pfft... 5 BTC now how's that sound?


Yes

U still posting horni?


When someone asks me what they should invest into after selling stocks

https://i.nostr.build/yfo53tciEyqojalo.jpg


Nah


Same


The world has been putting on quite a show recently 🍿


Bitcoin pumps fix this


Spy in shambles


Fun fact!
Satoshi developed #bitcoin on #Windows.
Only bitcoin releases 0.1.0 up to 0.1.5 which supported only Windows 2000 / Windows NT and Windows XP (perhaps Windows Vista). The next bitcoin release 0.2.0 from Dec 2009, nearly a year later, starts to support #Linux.


What a noob


Almost forgot the feelz

 https://i.nostr.build/t5ESYgtn4AftqMU9.jpg


Stablecoins on lightning probably best we can do on this front, but still needs some fiat backer, no idea

Hopefully just sats the standard in the long run 🙏🫡


W or L? #asknostr

https://i.nostr.build/QqNCEu5bDjgPT9mU.jpg


Sadly I do think we will see many exchanges send only to whitelisted nodes, ie other exchanges, and likely blacklist fedimints and the like


Perhaps


Yep, won't be a bunch of raspberry pis imo


Bitcoin mining is completely industrialized and the same thing will happen to lightning

For better or worse


No


THE BUBBLE MAY FINALLY BE POPPING

 https://i.nostr.build/3fTHwkpM3U3SY1ms.jpg


And just like that my crippling nostr addiction is back in full swing


Joe Biden's response to fire up democrats was to get COVID 💀

NOTHING IS MORE EXCITING TO THEM


Clownstrike dev pushing updates into production

 https://i.nostr.build/FEf2oUCBsaBbz5Ey.jpg


Gm windows users


You always making me google stuff


I am absolutely shocked to learn that the price frog picture NFTs on Bitcoin have dropped over 90%


I like aegis


Max and I cover everything under the sun! Was a much overdue conversation, really enjoyed it.

nostr:nevent1qqs2zmy56g7ulck9gcuxcqqgmj63nn2jl34mwjqvcwx7853nju9at7spr4mhxue69uhkummnw3ezucnfw33k76twv4ezuum0vd5kzmp0qgsrl30c25at6af6c3uk03xydr8apr5vh80wwxmeuyk44k4jqk7qf5crqsqqqqqpjymd7v


Do you have that contact info? We actually built this with them in mind. We are fintrac registered and everything


If you are an exchange doing lots of liquidity swaps, probably way higher

This is B2B context


We've got a jam-packed week coming up in Nashville! Hope to see you there. https://image.nostr.build/9f2a65e6665fa82526dcf78b89668ff8b7adb933712eded1286ca2fa67b0e2ff.jpg


Taking a bit of time to understand the update, if we want to actually run then update - evaluating it basically


The average cost is calculated based on my real costs to run nodeless.io back in the day (minus the salary of course)


I also don't think this is the way. We build on open standards only 🫡🧑💻


Typical cost to production node running: https://i.nostr.build/YUbjNGQz4J9rDBN3.jpg


Thousands of exchanges around the world and only a handful support lightning. Why?

Because exchanges would need a full time Bitcoin developer to implement lightning in their business which would cost $100k+

nostr:nprofile1qqsg4k8377xguyvkvfpw9znu59wfx6er4xvat7u3hljwg3ew94h274gppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0qyt8wumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnddaehgu3wwp6kytcpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhsfqgkma fixes this


Ty kind sir, we will ensure we are well connected with mutiny LSPs and fedimints 🫡


Running #Bitcoin


Kinda just feeling stoked about all things nostr, Bitcoin, and freedom tech

Like, the Highlighter client is fucking dope.

nostr:npub1p2psats79rypr8lpnl9t5qdekfp700x660qsgw284xvq4s09lqrqqk3m82  has an android app which now sends you mobile notifications directly over Tor and never even touches Google Play (or Telegram’s servers, which always seemed like a big privacy lapse)

nostr:npub1235tem4hfn34edqh8hxfja9amty73998f0eagnuu4zm423s9e8ksdg0ht5 has a duress pin to brick your device and also has multiple user profiles so you could have like three different Phoenix nodes all in the same phone

nostr:npub168euw93e4cam59llcmydav0akwjk2p4nfy3p85pn22xv9y2jxuzq4s9uaw accepts subscription payments via KYC-free sats (and when on-chain fees are too high, Mullvad gives Monero a “you were made for this baby, it’s your time to shine” utility value)

nostr:npub1utx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7803c2k986henvvha4thuwfkper4s7r50e8 has re-joined us on Nostr and it’s a great fucking day

nostr:npub1psm37hke2pmxzdzraqe3cjmqs28dv77da74pdx8mtn5a0vegtlas9q8970 gives you self-custodial, low-fee submarine swaps from Lightning to on-chain so you can stack from RoboSats with a quick zap over to cold storage 🧊🧊🧊

I finally grok what nostr:npub1l2vyh47mk2p0qlsku7hg0vn29faehy9hy34ygaclpn66ukqp3afqutajft meant when he said “I’m so fucking bullshit” on all of this 🔥🔥🔥🔥

#grownostr #gfy #privacy #nokyc #lfg

Here’s some black and white #lightning from last night’s thunderstorm. Along with a still frame where you can see the bolt behind through trees. Call it Nature’s #zapathon https://video.nostr.build/cf5f4764ecada8303d1a3d953940dce1e903e8aae6dc1e1cb5a47eb4b6e9e49a.mp4 https://image.nostr.build/653021fb0af29411aaf00cdb24e336e9970b6d4bcb64a325f2db01e44ebb9d51.jpg


Long-form malformed, so let's try this the kind-1 way…

👇🏻

https://i.nostr.build/UUOTVBDp81xsuaMg.png

⚡ Personal update: I’m on to new adventures, including starting up with a talented team of developers, product designers, and cypherpunks (ask me who when you see me). But also,  nostr:npub1utx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7803c2k986henvvha4thuwfkper4s7r50e8.

@npub13tv0rauv3cgevcjzu298eg2ujd4j82ve6haer0lyu3rjuttw4a2s6mgea0 is a unified Bitcoin & Lightning rail. A single API with no infrastructure overhead.

So you don’t have to go through this:

https://i.nostr.build/Sni1cFnE45Z5nWj0.png

App engineers and product people, this is for you: two lines of code—bitcoin sent.

https://i.nostr.build/8Wp3jNhqHcml3pxl.gif

🎯 Bitvora makes on-chain and Lightning payments simple, fast, and friction-free.

I’ll be at #bitcoin2024  in Nashville next week, and I’d love to give you a sneak peek of the product. We’ll be in an invite-only beta.

✅ If you’ll be in town, DM me or leave a reply below to set up a meeting. I can’t wait to show you what we've built.


Bitcoin & Lightning unified – one API, zero infrastructure ⚡

Personal update: I’m on to new adventures, including starting up with a talented team of developers, product designers, and cypherpunks (ask me who when you see me).

This is a long form article, you can read it in https://habla.news/a/naddr1qvzqqqr4gupzp3ld5es2d0yzwpfsaq455acj4n029ccaczjklrwf2kkqp8hajlyxqqxnzdejxycnvvf3x5enxdpjw40fnj

[Bitvora](https://bitvora.com) is a unified Bitcoin & Lightning rail. A single API with no infrastructure overhead.

So you don’t have to go through this:
![Summary of Total Cost of Ownership (TCO) calculator for DIY Lightning](https://i.nostr.build/Sni1cFnE45Z5nWj0.png)

App engineers and product people, this is for you: two lines of code—bitcoin sent.

https://a.nostr.build/VyBUkSPWQTW7rI7g.webm

[Bitvora](https://bitvora.com) makes on-chain and Lightning payments simple, fast, and friction-free.

I’ll be at [The Bitcoin Conference](https://bitcoin2024.b.tc/2024) in Nashville next week, and I’d love to give you a sneak peek of the product. We’ll be in an invite-only beta.

**If you’ll be in town, DM me or leave a reply below to set up a meeting.** I can’t wait to show you what we've built.


Gm nostr! 🫂

Halving is only 4 years away make sure to get stackin 😈


Use a tool called chantools with your seed you can sweep all the dead channel closes to a new address


Frustrating that we are sitting on the solution to this but people can't see it for some reason


30030:1bc70a0148b3f316da33fe3c89f23e3e71ac4ff998027ec712b905cd24f6a411:Here Comes Bitcoin by Spiral


Stay sus friend that's why I love nostr and y'all are my people


Can we please unite as a community and get testnet4 integrated into all our systems please?

Starting with LND


Not people who can't even fork brave smh


Time to find a Bitcoin company to work on


Are people still doing 100 pushups? #asknostr


Pls stay


Hey didn't you also delete your nym lol welcome back to you too 🫡


We tried


Good plan


Now that nostr:nprofile1qqsw9n8heusyq0el9f99tveg7r0rhcu9tznatuekxt764m78ymqu36cpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hsz8rhwden5te0wfjkccte9e3xjarrda5kuurpwf4jucm0d5hs9quawc is back maybe nostr:nprofile1qqs286ef249ayl720aflvcnjuja4n5rx7te3wzx0xs25pj6898aassgpzdmhxue69uhhqatjwpkx2urpvuhx2ue0cp709f will come back too?


Don't ever change nostr 🫡


The Canadian version tho
https://i.nostr.build/07hWwXt4oG2GVSXF.jpg


Seeing all my old buddies on nostr 🫂🫂

Hope y'all have been blooming

I have something cool to announce very soon 😀 🧑💻🧑💻🧑💻
 https://i.nostr.build/oWqxveBVgtvuHOx6.jpg


Turns out feds are little babies I ain't scurred


We out here blooming with the best fruit

 https://i.nostr.build/Q2iNkjXuumQ6xMvc.jpg


we are so back 🫡🫡🫡🫡

https://v.nostr.build/A3yMsw3s7guqhPeY.mp4


We need more women in #Bitcoin  like this. https://video.nostr.build/01782e2a94eef546bd488d36b41a4c5424480b3698eb2465fb653ca4e07a43b8.mp4


Yours doesn't work either 🫂 #selfcustody


BULLISH

BULLISH


wtf gfy hit me up ser/gfy

wtf gfy hit me up ser/gfy


Cheers nostr, see you all on the new nym 🫡
 https://i.nostr.build/XVxBz.jpg


Btw AK could you do me a solid and delete our podcast pls🙏🫡


Stack 6.15 BTC and it automatically happens


We're about to find out 🫡🫡🙏

If you do don't dox plz 🙏🙏


Please fork whatever you need:

https://GitHub.com/utxo-one


At 5'8 I guess I should just go buy eth for the mids


My nym is probably gonna be burned soon y'all, hate to say it

I blew my opsec, there's only one way out now

Already starting to get my house in order...

utxo is a 1.5 year old nym but I been with y'all for over 7 years under many nyms, I ain't going anywhere


Just don't send emails to Gmail, Yahoo and Hotmail users 😄


Yes pls, Gmail is a centralized joke and email servers are very cheap and risk free to run


Gm,

The most offensive and disrespectful term you can call a bitcoiner is "scammer".


Transmitting money should not require a license.

https://m.primal.net/IAsI.jpg


22 sat/vB

Gn 💤❤


I really regret never going as a young man 😭


Is chat gpt extra retarded for anyone right now?


Fuck watermelons and pineapples 🫡 https://i.nostr.build/yqjVe.jpg


Lunch https://i.nostr.build/xEYg3.jpg


Twitter closing it's API was the dumbest move


Put fake info, if there's no ID check then that's basically no kyc


Alright it's time to go no KYC domains and hosting too I guess 🤷


Right on!

Right on!


The fresh squeeze of a new pair of socks 😁🧦

The little things spark joy


THE GREATEST OS OF ALL TIME

UBUNTU LIVE SERVER 22.04


I really need a new business idea, current biz is dying

Anyone here an FBA king? Can I pick your brain pls 🙏


Vanilla buttcoind


Your kid: https://i.nostr.build/VwDWd.jpg


No, email is extremely easy to get no KYC


Any Bitcoin company that asks for your name is really just an agent of the government

If you don't see that, maybe you're an agent too 🧐

They'll say they are "building bridges" with legacy finance

But it's no bridge; it's a leash

GFY


Gm https://i.nostr.build/M5E4v.jpg


It's almost warm enough to start smashing iced coffees 🫡😈🍆


Tons of love is 99% of it, everything else is a rounding error


But I'm guessing society was much more cohesive at that time, and people weren't so divided?


Works better for me now after moving off Alby 🫡


I knew all this but never put it altogether until I read the below.

#fuckthegovernment

the FBI calls crypto money so they can arrest you for money laundering

the IRS calls it property so they can tax you on capital gains

the SEC calls it a security so they can sue every exchange

the CFTC calls it a commodity so you can’t use it as a currency


Finally more towns are coming to their senses

The Canadian flag is already inclusive enough 🇨🇦

 https://i.nostr.build/dw6gk.jpg


Gm

Very easy to criticize a no KYC bitcoin company

Much harder and riskier to run one

Especially funny if you yourself give nearly half your salary to the government via tax, or worse yet, support Bitcoin companies that comply with chainanalysis, ofac etc

Maximum cucked

Long live acinq 🫡


Fuckin’ A

Fuckin’ A


How it feels to be a bitcoiner past few days

nostr:nevent1qqsx537ga2mzd2833hjnfl79ucac0cpenq4hxu4weht9vmjq30r2vsgpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfdupzp80u0zfpyxew0ms2zt2c2ugkasmsqesf89slj5yawtdee8a2lmapqvzqqqqqqyjtmap7


Save the Devs. https://video.nostr.build/83069ca8fcee397832ff900315033b9ec63199bc16dd33ef562c715822710096.mp4


I’m sick of females being bullied off Nostr 😡


Such as??


No no pizza can gfy and stay away from my delicious pineapples


Stay out of this mangos you will forever be #2


I raise

11 pineapples

 https://i.nostr.build/oM3vk.jpg
nostr:nevent1qqsdllcygz8s9p77c93zznuycydwfa8ef8syaqwddqu9es4emdxkgyqpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfdupzqczwjmsfnym2zpyg89vtqs95weewpuzgex9v0yln0llycusz084jqvzqqqqqqyg9dj8f


We just lost noshole 😭😭

nostr:nevent1qqstz9mnxtfja5frru5akew9h86gfqcndf643drnytqgc88qj7fql7gpp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqzyqndd22xva0xq0udujlkl880gssr0dcv0mhpwrlsdmtkw07rfjv0zqcyqqqqqqgmp3vky


Ty yes it was, pulled it out

Is this bad? Do I need to take him to vet for a COVID shot or something now


It was a tick


zapathon

zapathon


I need proof you bought those, I need to see a seed signer or cold card or something then maybe I will


Kinda gross, anyone know what this is? Any vets on nostr? 10 year old rottie #asknostr  https://i.nostr.build/vGVLP.jpg


Made a joke about seed oils now people are fighting https://i.nostr.build/eZB2x.jpg


Keep up the nonsense and I'll start buying 4 a day


NOOOOO


Buying two pineapples a day until nostr:npub1vp8fdcyejd4pqjyrjk9sgz68vuhq7pyvnzk8j0ehlljvwgp8n6eqsrnpsw capitulates and admits they are the best fruit https://i.nostr.build/J6BRM.jpg


I haven't eaten seed oils in months and my life is exactly the same as before tbh


Notice how longest is black


We can see you https://i.nostr.build/RmDYq.gif


Zap!

Zap!


The us government will leave behind billions worth of weapons for the Taliban but yeah Bitcoin mixers are helping terrorists


"Full fledged routing node" and mobile nodes suffer the same root lightning problems that cause loss of funds - force closures and stuck htlcs


Yes


Is this money transmission?  https://i.nostr.build/vGVW6.jpg


From: nostr:npub15f0lnlxujj05a8cr7emhsz9cszcjalaq0su6rymvw22zuth0h9fs7cqrdx


nostr:npub1utx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7803c2k986henvvha4thuwfkper4s7r50e8 to nym npubs after he blew his cover https://image.nostr.build/9a81a90f8bed1f0fb204d310d94c3aad66d896dbb5a4e553d0265ec3eef595cd.jpg


Gonna make mashed potatoes to go with, yolo https://i.nostr.build/ml9Av.jpg


They will withhold your funds until you show ID


Price drop. Run a fucking node.
https://btcpay.dimi.gg


I assure you it's not easy to close down business in the biggest market, it hurts a lot, but risking getting arrested and leaving your children is probably not worth it


Get your sats off of WoS and Alby and Fountain and Stacker news before you get shotgun KYC'd

Go with Zeus or mutiny, it's time.

Or if you're node running, you can run btcpayserver zaps


My face is all over podcasts and stuff now though, aren't I just totally fucked? Is it worth? I can burn


Operation security, ie fucking up my privacy by putting my face on the Internet


REALLY REGRETTING FUCKING UP MY OPSEC, NO IDEA HOW I CAN FIX IT NOW


They are putting fiatcoins on runes, of course VCs instantly invest

https://www.coindesk.com/business/2024/04/26/bitcoin-linked-stablecoin-firm-opendelta-raises-25m/


Just take out the big ones, WoS, acinq, nice hash, bitfinex, binance, river etc


Will they come for the lightning nodes next?


Fuck em... https://image.nostr.build/0d6dd77066fbfba88a3fd2c2ba18bc7095ccb6a66156408888e2afa0a6ed5c95.jpg


Do y'all buy stonks or Bitcoin ETF in your legacy  retirement accounts?

If stonks, what do you like and why?

If ETF, go away I'm mad at you


Anytime you see a funny video, share it and tag nostr:npub1w7437puz2qhaz0stf2p7gf2f498eqsgjt54wwfe083kkl02wrgjsg3lkqg


Satoshi’s regards

Satoshi’s regards


South park compilation videos


Pretty much every company and government agency has leaked your private data, nothing happens

But one company tries to protect your financial data and they get arrested

What more do you need to know?


I lowered my prices and increased quality, sales still down bad 😔


Fellow business owners

Are your sales down bad last few months? Do u notice economy is shit?

Wondering if it's just my biz that sucks or economy??


Zap

Zap


Be under no illusions, Bitcoin price can easily dump like 30%-40% at anytime for any reason

You can never know when flatland does something stupid that causes market to panic.

Only one thing you can do:
 https://i.nostr.build/nWw4d.jpg


Almost tagged your wife but thought better of it 🫡


Gm,

Hope everyone gets to bang an attractive human this weekend 🫡


LMAOOOOO https://image.nostr.build/6c20435e469b00d376d22db0a330f4b632dcf33981d3761132f734e42fcc9630.jpg


Starting business is top priority for a man.


The end of an era, no more blizzcon

https://news.blizzard.com/en-us/blizzcon/24072107/an-update-on-this-year-s-blizzcon-and-blizzard-s-2024-live-events


Probably being funny will get more ladies so I'll go with that


I too bit into my pizza too early


Thankfully I already have both and don't need to choose

Also stunning good looks

And maximum humility


When you bite inside of mouth

Then it swells

And so you bite it even more

Then have to learn a new way to chew for a day

RETARDED BIOLOGICAL UX


Nope we'll have the pleasure of hearing fiatjaf 😎


I really need to hear a podcast on the alternatives first nostr:npub1h8nk2346qezka5cpm8jjh3yl5j88pf4ly2ptu7s6uu55wcfqy0wq36rpev 👀👀👀👀👀👀


Many things would be easier with bolt12


I'm not sure if they support zaps?


Get your sats off of WoS and Alby and Fountain and Stacker news before you get shotgun KYC'd

Go with Zeus or mutiny, it's time.

Or if you're node running, you can run btcpayserver zaps


They have been in the "…and then they fight you" phase for years. Wake the fuck up. https://image.nostr.build/67af2891ef34ebf80dc025128a9f648d764f1ab50214e2f2b76ac64131cdf1b3.jpg


* KYC on-ramps
* No protocol level privacy improvements in bitcoin-core
* Wasabi collaborating with Chain Analysis
* TornadoCash arrest
* Roman Sterlingov arrest
* ETF
* Monero delistings
* KYC all miners
* Samourai arrest

Are you sure we are winning?


They're not fucking around, don't be a martyr


Check out this news article 👀

FBI Warns Americans Against Using Non-KYC Crypto Money Transmitting Services https://bitcoinmagazine.com/markets/fbi-warns-americans-against-using-non-kyc-crypto-money-transmitting-services


How is @SamouraiWallet a "money transmitting business" if users never surrender their private keys? How is there a "transfer" if users retain custody?

Otherwise, why isn't an ISP a MTB? Or a miner? Or a node operator?

Announcing new law by imprisonment is disgusting. https://image.nostr.build/2ab1f7b29ab44eede4d5c3b9afca07071617c1e4c6832413c45077d8593d6729.jpg


If they can freeze/seize Russia's bonds

They can do the same to Tether


Nostr has the perfect opportunity right now to replace reddit


The implication is you can buy KYC from your exchange, open a channel, then swap to no KYC

If your exchange supports lightning then yes it will also work


How did you get so many sats into primal?


Bitcoin has already succeeded, the only question is whether it will become even more successful


Fuck paper books

I only read AUDIOBOOKS NARRATED BY GUY SWANN


Look at their channels and open to one of their partners with a lot of capacity, then swap away


Spent a few days watching finance YouTubers

Do these guys honestly think 7% per year is good? 💀💀

Whole job is to talk about money and they don't know the first thing about it


God bless boltz.exchange - a great way to turn your lightning sats into no KYC on chain sats


Anytime we dip it becomes painfully clear that I don't make enough income

Then everytime we rip it becomes painfully clear that I waste too much time working

Bitcoin is pain


Feet pics


Yup


Gm

Sell your Bitcoin

To me pls 🙏


Whatever happened to this https://i.nostr.build/zd8dd.jpg


7 sat/vB incoming


DAMN… https://i.nostr.build/Enl8o.jpg


No KYC hits different after your government passes laws to increase capital gains taxes 😏


I say to always eat steak but sometimes I eat McDonald's 😬


Gm,

Just looked at 90 sat/vB and said "wow it's cheap now"

Weird how anchoring works on the brain


1) what


This red panda about to enjoy some snacks https://t.co/hRydX4AiQ6 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GL28CGGWYAEIjTi.jpg


Proxmox 🫡


Today's steak 🥩🤤 https://i.nostr.build/M5jr6.jpg


I think this:

Link to join the group Nostriches: https://simplex.chat/contact#/?v=1-4&smp=smp%3A%2F%2FPQUV2eL0t7OStZOoAsPEV2QYWt4-xilbakvGUGOItUo%3D%40smp6.simplex.im%2Fj5M4aet7oFpiw8xKG4YMql6PihNA2qRW%23%2F%3Fv%3D1-2%26dh%3DMCowBQYDK2VuAyEAkXpa1gSjfzbmUxMJQRie79owG3NZH3P1vAyzNbAK3zs%253D%26srv%3Dbylepyau3ty4czmn77q4fglvperknl4bi2eb2fdy2bh4jxtf32kf73yd.onion&data=%7B%22type%22%3A%22group%22%2C%22groupLinkId%22%3A%22rqMPdqj4SuWTbiGL5frnxA%3D%3D%22%7D


ZFS maximalist checking in 🫡


Logged into Facebook today...

Me: [goes to Facebook]
Me: [enters email & password]
Facebook: "Confirm you are human"
Me: [identifies stoplights]
Facebook: "We sent a code to your gmail account"

Me: [goes to gmail]
Me: [enters email & password]
Gmail: "Confirm you are human"
Me: [identifies bridges]
Gmail: "We sent a code to your recovery email"

Me: [opens new gmail tab]
Me: [enters recovery email and password]
Gmail: "Confirm you are human"
Me: [identifies more stoplights]
Gmail: "Would you like to setup a recovery email?"
Me: "No"
Gmail: "Would you like to give us more personal information and your phone number?"
Me: "No"
Gmail: "Can we put cookies that track your entire web experience in your browser for your 'security' and 'convenience'?"
Me: "No"
Gmail: "Welcome to your email!"

Me: [finds security code for other gmail]
Me: [enters security code for other email login]
Gmail: "Would you like to give us more personal information and your phone number?"
Me: "No"
Gmail: "Can we put cookies that track your entire web experience in your browser for your 'security' and 'convenience'?"
Me: "No"
Gmail: "Welcome to your email!"

Me: [finds security code for facebook]
Me: [enters security code for facebook]
Facebook: "Would you like to give us more personal information and your phone number?"
Me: "No"
Facebook: "If you let us install this thing you'll conveniently be logged in every time you return to our website!"
Me: "No"
Facebook: "Welcome to Facebook! Also there's a much better experience if you let us install this thing and you'll conveniently be logged in every time you return to our website! Have you changed your mind from 6 seconds ago?"
Me: "No."

...

This is not an exaggeration. The internet is broken.


Alright giving simplex another chance

Can anyone link me to the nostr groups pls?


No I'm poor


Shakepay


fuck travel points credit cards, I'll take sats 🫡🫡 https://i.nostr.build/jYEk5.jpg


Working on this 😉


Everyday I wake up, look at this painting, and choose violence https://i.nostr.build/dwG4Y.jpg


Your node will initiate the force close all by itself if an htlc gets stuck

The best way to prevent it is to pick rock solid channel partners and make sure your node never goes down, also don't use tor


Same can be said for receiving a salary


Lightning liquidity is scarce and risky due to force closures and recovering htlcs

Therefore make sure your fee rate in ppm is appropriately priced

1000 ppm (0.1%) is completely reasonable, even higher tbh


So glad that since 9/11 my tax dollars have gone towards killing innocent people in far away lands, and 23 years later it's only ramping up.

I love being part of this, thank you so much NATO, I hope to pay even more taxes this year so we can kill even more innocent people

Everyone knows waging endless proxy wars keeps us safe!


Gm

My accountant is encouraging me to "take some money off the table"

I need a more based accountant


How will protests stop rapists tho


Blossom Drive: Store & Retrieve Data on Public Servers Using sha256 Universal ID

Blossom is a spec for a set of HTTP endpoints that allow users to store blobs of data on publicly accessible servers. Blobs are packs of binary data addressed by their sha256 hash.

https://www.nobsbitcoin.com/blossom-intro/


I will not tolerate open mouth chewing


Physical inscription https://i.nostr.build/jYEoV.jpg


I hate when I sleep like shit it basically ruins the whole day 😬


Yep this is correct

My basic thoughts around ecash are that it's a slightly better way to use a custodian, but not by much

And with 100% certainty, some mints will rug and print ecash they can't back


Damn rich boy over here!


😂 https://i.nostr.build/XV54l.jpg


I have a feeling at 9:30 we gonna start ripping


Just happy to be alive my dude 🫡


I hope RFK puts the U.S. budget on Solana so the government has to shut down every few days 🤞 https://v.nostr.build/BR9JK.mp4


Ahhh good ol internet


Gm

Is the old decrepit fake native American mad at Bitcoin again?

Whatever happened to that anti cRyPtO army btw?