We clearly need laws against gravity 

 Yes. We need to take better care of our GAPs (Gravitationally Attracted People). 

 😂  

 What a useless blob 😂 

 Her adrenaline couldn't even overcome it. That's crazy. If it were me, my adrenaline alone would have carried my ass to that stroller even if someone shot my leg clean off.  

 Yes. I've experienced the superhuman power of the fight or flight respinse. It's unreal. 

 Adrenaline is a crazy drug. Some damn Walmart delivery came at 10:30 at night and we were already in bed and she rang the damn doorbell. Immediately grabbed my pistol, adrenaline pumping just to pick up a package from the porch... Adrenaline makes me feel like I can take on the world. It's wild.  

 Despite being in peak shape this is why my kids crawl everywhere. I could never take a chance with a stroller with wheels. Too many variables. 

If my kid can out crawl me then so be it, but they ain't outrolling me. Never. 

 Interesting take I can get behind this idea, this is the natural order  

 It is. 

I've never seen a stroller in an ancient cave painting.. just depictions of little hunter gatherer babies crawling on mammoth hunts. 

 You never saw a phone there neither... 

 That’s funny 

 Somewhere there's a blue hair screaming about how terribly toxic it was for those horrible men to intervene 👀 

 Yeah, what's going to happen when all the people like that man who helped are in that same situation? Or nobody is there.  

 This is really sad to see 😭 

 My distain for the general population is cumulative and perpetual. 

 Hard to watch  

 Protecting my kids was all the motivation I needed to stay strong. 

 Pathetic 

 The dumbass needs to learn to use the brake. 

 💪 

 Shit, maybe it’s grandma and sorry but most of the people over 60 really suck at sprints.