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 Looks good but round cut isn't very delicious, would not recommend https://i.nostr.build/c7MXrG3VOcw2Bzh1.jpg 
 Yeah I'm going with a creamy Dijon 🀝 
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 Prediction for the next year in #Bitcoin:
β€’ We will have a healthy pullback from this short run... 
 NOPE, WRONG, UP ONLY, BYE 🐸 
 Put in a cheeky degen long on lnmarkets.com wish my pure gamble luck, didn't even draw any lines 
 Works well for me, no KYC, Bitcoin only, lightning payments don't fail, I like 
 We got a 5% dip good enough for me 🐸 
 So what kind of NFTs and Memecoins should I invest my life savings into?

Monkey and frogs are always smart right? 
 Best seller in Canada, recommended by doctors!  https://i.nostr.build/Fqxpt8CBbbtmF6N9.jpg  
 HOLY SHIT I HAVE A MASSIVE BREAKING NEWS ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE ON THE NEXY LINE OF THIS NOTE

gm 
 Just introduced fiatjaf to Chapelle Show and now I'm jealous he gets to watch it fresh 
 Whenever I see a website ask for an "MFA" code my brain hears J to the ROC say "maw fukka" code 
https://i.nostr.build/cjoAStyX1SsnzFYl.gif 
 Can I see full req pls 
 And the relay too so I can replicate  
 And you're using my go repo, not one of the docker ones? 
 I can't replicate this on any client πŸ€” 
 Also make sure you're on the very latest haven 
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 The rise of decentralized social media platforms like Nostr has sparked important debates about t... 
 We also enable the far left, which are far more dangerous. After all, you all are here? 
 i have a gym crush 

idk if there’s a correlation between that and me not missing a day 

but yeah 
 Try not to get mad at me but

I've never seen blade runner  
 Shout-out to vanguard for deciding not to make a Bitcoin ETF, keep pushing those ESG funds tho https://i.nostr.build/MYQyVML3LiEYyq6J.jpg 
 Nah not just lazy, they are haters 🐸 but they can hfsp  https://i.nostr.build/vt6QN6lXksN5ukg3.jpg 
 Don't forget to share too with your nocoiner frens, it's tough out there πŸ«‚  https://v.nostr.build/VAlXM731EcJ6Do6s.mp4 
 Prime ribeyes only 15,000 sats now used to pay  over 100,000 for them 🀠 
 πŸ€ πŸ€ πŸ«‚πŸ€ πŸ«‚πŸ€ πŸ«‚πŸ€ πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ I will ty!! 
 They're wrong, I just ate two steaks instead of one, I'm creating jobs 🐸 
 Do your best not to tell anyone how well you're doing off Bitcoin, even family 

Your cousin might go to some party and be like 'yeah my cousin is huge into Bitcoin!' not realizing how it endangers you

Probably safer to talk about as a nym on nostr than with friends and family in real life tbh 
 I'm not I lost all my BTC sadly 
 I avoid local meetups personally, conferences a little different, nobody can follow you home 
 most people in the world don't have access to brokerage accounts or mortgages. They just need a way to save money that doesn't lose value.

How is this hard to understand? 
 Saving money is the biggest use case on the planet, smart guy

$500 trillion market 
 Congrats, you lost 40% of your purchasing power in the last 5 years while ours increased 500%. Amazing work, keep it up 
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 Has your wife been humbly and faithfully HODLing alongside you for all these years? 

She watched... 
 No it's not time yet, she can keep waiting 

(This is why I'm single) 
 I'm seriously considering joining the 100 pushups till 100k gang these days. πŸ€” 
 Like the guy who offers to help clean after everyone just spent the last hour doing dishes  
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 Wait are we actually getting $100k before the end of the year? 
 They can just use Bitcoin and get better privacy and decentralization but they're too stubborn and lazy

Way more Bitcoin nodes and lightning doesn't leave any traces  
 The 90s didn't last long in our childhood 

They won't last in bitcoin either

$100k by tomorrow 🐸🀠 
 DOING MY PART TO KILL THE SHORTS

ALSO HOLY SHIT YOU CAN STILL GET THOUSANDS OF SATS FOR A FEW DOLLARS, STILL CHEAP AF

 https://i.nostr.build/0AvmSbZVwkkUVDjH.jpg 
 Shorts are about to get obliterated  
 Congratulations on the launch brother. Let's get these businesses onboard 🀠🀝 
 Body positivity and reinforcing peoples unhealthy habits that lead to death is very insidious to me.

Like don't shame and mock people but we should encourage healthy diets and exercise, not celebrating obesity?? 
 When I start getting a bit chunky my buddies start poking my belly and making Teletubby sounds, I pretty much start diet next day lol 
 Guilty pleasure: watching videos about rappers who go bankrupt after blowing millions of dollars on jewelry and alcohol πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ 
 Gm

Best way to give back to Bitcoin is to continue to use it as savings and payments.

You don't have to build or donate, although that's all appreciated as well. 
 Damn man that's scary 😧 
 Cost of living is so bad in Canada that people are stealing butter and selling it on the black market https://i.nostr.build/rguGC3wyLZ9Qhlnp.jpg 
 No we have a cartel/monopoly  
 This is what passes for a meme to leftists lol  https://i.nostr.build/1wyhqXCRfGLyBv0W.jpg 
 I think they do have IQ but no wisdom or common sense or independent thoughts.

But can probably write a great book report 
 If island boys get famous again I'm gonna sell 
 Proton VPN is slow AF for torrents, especially compared to mullvad 

For everything else it's reasonably fast

I wonder if they throttle torrents πŸ€” 
 Yes of course this was the first thing I tried  
 Below 93 https://i.nostr.build/pwCOYsLWIfzaPjFG.gif
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 Don't bother timing or fomo just stick to DCA strategy