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 Proton VPN is slow AF for torrents, especially compared to mullvad 

For everything else it's reasonably fast

I wonder if they throttle torrents πŸ€” 
 What's your download speed w/o vpn 
 If you want to know how good bitaxes are

I have 5 mining for two weeks and they can't even get a testnet4 block anymore 
 But can't even get TESTNET I mean COME ON

Wasn't even trying to lotto was trying to do this for dev purposes!! FML 😭 
 I AM SPEAKING MY TRUTH 
 Lol ty, I don't need more I just wanna get that dopamine, can't even get that 😭😭 
 Whole watchlist red except the one thing I own 🐸 https://i.nostr.build/5ybYCF9pDZWKKidE.jpg 
 Cut out his best point, that now he studies the art of humbleness! 
 Bitcoin conferences during bull market is gonna be... Yeah... No thanks 
 A LOT of tourists will be there

Bear markets will have much more bitcoiners  
 When Bitcoin crashes from $250k to $125k, people will say it's dead and NPCs will try to dunk on us lol 
 What Twitter's algo shows me

AlgoRelay will be the opposite of this 
 https://i.nostr.build/vdV2WstdGhAw4f2b.jpg 
 I have met them in real life

All women 
 Waited over 4 months for govt to get back to me on a license thing

They sent me a message today, with just another form to fill out, and it expires in 8 hours if I don't reply

Absolutely amazing levels of efficiency and UX πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ 
 Gm

Finally it will be possible to work today, thanks sellers 
 Getting ready to dm all the girlfriends who broke up with me  https://i.nostr.build/vVsdu0KBDRw9ob8O.jpg 
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 Mood 
 It literally is too much, I can't take it 
 HFSP TO ALL THE DONUTS WHO LEFT NOSTR BECAUSE THEY WEREN'T INTERESTED IN BITCOIN  
 What a fucking spoon his photography was probably bad anyway  
 gave my niece 1M sats for her 15 bday

told her not to look at it til she turns 25 

(im holding ... 
 When she turns 25, sen.. actually nm 

good job uncle 
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 You’re all getting girlfriends! πŸ₯‚πŸ₯‚πŸ₯‚πŸŽ‰
Not Will though, he’s at capacity 🀣🀣 n... 
 And you're getting dick pics question mark ❓ 
 OK IM GONNA WORK STARTING NOW 
 I HAVE MILLIONS OF PESOS 
 Update: I have not done any work

nostr:nevent1qqs2va0gffe6c6qsmmec7k03q68ravd93pvjdymzk0nrcqlv0rcfutspzdmhxue69uhhwmm59e6hg7r09ehkuef0qgsw9n8heusyq0el9f99tveg7r0rhcu9tznatuekxt764m78ymqu36crqsqqqqqprr4y3e 
 Get a bunch of different ones and see what you like, spend time to notice the difference in flavors, and you can get them in half sizes 

Don't blast on super expensive ones until you learn to taste 

Goes great with whiskey to kill the fuzzy tongue  
 We are so early

These people are being paid to write articles about how Nvidia is a Bitcoin mining play? 
 https://i.nostr.build/YPTHO3LzcoZZ5MZG.jpg 
 Shout-out to everyone who lost their stack in blockfi and Celsius trying to earn an extra 2% yield 
 Shout-out!

Sounds like it wasn't too bad for yah at least! 
 This is why bear markets are for building 

Bull markets very distracting, requires higher levels of discipline than I'm able to muster  
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 Me: holy fuck 84K
Katie: are you selling?
Me: no.
Katie: then why do you care?

I love her. 
 I buy stuff with sats so I care, I don't have to spend as much now 🐸 
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 Why do we connect/publish to so many relays?

It seems like an absolute waste of bandwidth, stora... 
 Clients will get there, current way isn't the way nostr is supposed to work 
 No it won't. REQs will only have specific authors so tons less bandwidth for more connections. This removes the issue of downloading duplicate notes which is what really kills bandwidth and relay compute . And users don't have to manage any relays 
 Inbox/outbox yes 
 I think eventually main way to consume notes will be using relay feeds like what we're working on at wss://algo.utxo.one (you can try at https://jouble.surge.sh/ on desktop)

Pick specific algorithmic feeds vs simply composing chronological follow feeds 
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 With a WoT Relay like Haven. After I set the β€œroot” npub (mine in this example). 

All the pe... 
 Haven is a personal relay

WoT relay is a public relay

Definitely not gonna merge them, completely different purposes

Just run two relays 🐸 
 Broke my bed last night, maybe I need to lose some weight https://i.nostr.build/6I7SU1pY0GzCZ53V.jpg 
 It's a byrna 🀠 
 "less" lethal but still in pretty big trouble if you get hit in the face  
 Don't tell your friends to buy bitcoin, tell them to study it 
 Me and my frens outperforming wall st dummies by posting memes and saying gm https://i.nostr.build/y3vNuoBQEgdOciWu.jpg 
 Gm,

This is the part of the cycle where stay humble is the hard part 
 https://i.nostr.build/dsyPuCSASn5GY9af.gif  
 Garlic bread needs to be salted otherwise it's useless  
 Yes I have tried open face grilled cheese, we are discussing garlic bread sir 
 Traders lost $750 million today 

Line drawing working out amazingly well for them
https://i.nostr.build/8bCK51nts3TCB4VR.jpg 
 Buy low buy high sell never gfy 
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 Concrete example of centralizing effects in action:

nostr:nevent1qqs937ncvwhvyxhsxlxyvagwkqy9qvh... 
 Satoshi knows best 
 The masculine urge to build a whiskey and cigar room in your house https://i.nostr.build/2FshGAw8mVK9ueJD.jpg 
 Should I start posting on nostr:nprofile1qqsp4udlg85fa3q3vl0vun9jzj8uv9e6qkfa9w9kzx7yw798nxpux7gp... 
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 Instead it seems to me that X will be the home base of the global cons/rightwing base, and that t... 
 Everything I don't like is harassment and hate! 
 Sunrise behind cn tower in Toronto from my bedroom window this morning 
 https://i.nostr.build/dCQEcGl8GEiYHGkb.jpg 
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 I’m still seeing notes and replies fail to post when using nostr:npub18m76awca3y37hkvuneavuw6pj... 
 Shouldn't be, would have to look at haven logs

Update to latest haven and see if that fixes