Martyr Squirrels bro 

  https://i.nostr.build/OJqlbdyQrcTuthhK.jpg  

 And dogs 

 I have a bunch of warsaken trading card games from last cycle. If you give me your Bitcoin for them you can have 'em 😆  

 Leveraged long Frogdogcoin 

 10y treasuries are the next big meme coin. Trust me bro 

 10y treasuries are exactly like meme coins. They are both going to suddenly drop to 0 against all expectations of their holders who only buy them because they don't understand economics. 

 https://i.imgflip.com/5wdbmq.png 

 Ko Rekt 

 Only with some fancy hats. They are more scarce.
Consider also Peter Shiff’s GoldTriumphs. His investment advices were always top notch.

🙈🙉🙊🐒🐵🦍🦧💩 

 I guess dogs and food items are no longer in 

 Investing money? In none. 
But: Some years ago I found a "money glitch".
I played some games to earn EOS and nfts. These nfts where part of collections, that if completed led to points that I can collect. 50k Points can be used to open a chest. In this chest there are nfts, eos up to 50usd worth or points.
Once I accumulated 3Million points I started selling the nfts, to get more eos. (Btc was at 15k at that time 😎). As you don't need to kyc yourself when depositing crypto I send the eos to an exchange and swap for BTC. I accumulated a nice amount of sats with this "strategy". Now I only visit the page once a day to open the chest. Once a week I sell the nfts I won or send the eos from the sales to the exchange.