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๐“ข๐“ฎ๐“ป ๐“ข๐“ต๐“ฎ๐“ฎ๐“น๐”‚ | 1 days ago (raw) | export | reply | flag +15 
 i have a gym crush 

idk if thereโ€™s a correlation between that and me not missing a day 

but yeah
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Detective Deft Defector | 1 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 Whatever it takes for gains my guy
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Eshara | 1 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +4 
 Talk to her please ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝโค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ sheโ€™s already adding more positivity to your life ๐Ÿซ‚ thatโ€™s lovely, I always look for that
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๐“ข๐“ฎ๐“ป ๐“ข๐“ต๐“ฎ๐“ฎ๐“น๐”‚ | 1 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +2 
 i wish 

1) Iโ€™m shy 
2) scared to approach her since sheโ€™s always busy n wen sheโ€™s not sheโ€™s catching her breath for next reps
3) i gotta come up with a plan, maybe i pretend im interested in the machine sheโ€™s using and ask her for help, tell her Iโ€™ve never used it before.. then play the long game.. and the next time i see her Iโ€™ll say hi (3 times in a row) then finally muster up the courage to ask for her number ( solid 1 week plan ) 

what do you think ๐Ÿคฃ
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Eshara | 1 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 Aww, you got this! Mate you got so much charm, I wouldnโ€™t worry ๐Ÿซ‚ 

Nah I feel you, gyms are tricky but as long as youโ€™re a gentleman she will love it. You will stick out from the rest.

Yessss I love this plan sleepy! Itโ€™s perfect โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ this lets her get comfortable around you and Iโ€™m sure by then you will feel a lot less shy around her too ๐Ÿซ‚ brilliant plan ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿฝ
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๐“ข๐“ฎ๐“ป ๐“ข๐“ต๐“ฎ๐“ฎ๐“น๐”‚ | 1 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 ๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿซ‚ thank you my fren!! Iโ€™ll keep you posted! ๐Ÿซก๐Ÿ”ฅ
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Eshara | 1 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 Yesss, please do! So excited for you โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿซ‚ youโ€™ve inspired me to actually talk to my crush the next time I see him ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ
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๐“ข๐“ฎ๐“ป ๐“ข๐“ต๐“ฎ๐“ฎ๐“น๐”‚ | 1 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 LETS FUCKIN GOOOOO!!!! 

Aaaaaaaa Iโ€™m so hyped now
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Eshara | 1 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 ME TOO ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿซ‚ WE GOT THIS https://i.nostr.build/VRQbflqbHZaoWDVo.gif
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WedgeSocial | 1 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 The trick isโ€ฆ. Say Hi my name is [REDACTED]
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Eshara | 1 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 Should I say the redacted bit really loud ? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿซ‚ Iโ€™ll sweep him off his feet with that โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ
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WedgeSocial | 1 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 If you say โ€œredactedโ€ they will for sure do a double take then you have them by surprise
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Eshara | 1 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 I love this โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿซ‚ this will be how I meet my future husband ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ
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Nic | 1 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Just ask her a question like "excuse me, do you know what the price of Bitcoin is?"
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inpc | 1 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Or โ€œgee the fed sure does suck, amirite?!โ€
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Tobo | 1 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 As long as you are not looking at her creepy across the gym all the time you're golden! :)
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๐“ž๐“ท๐”‚๐”.๐“ฅ๐“ฒ๐”๐“ฎ๐“ท | 1 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +2 
 Awe cute
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utxo the webmaster ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿ’ป | 1 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 https://i.nostr.build/pKWaYgKcutvLupfV.gif
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maven leo | 1 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 Make oomphy sounds when you work out ๐Ÿ˜‚
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๐“ข๐“ฎ๐“ป ๐“ข๐“ต๐“ฎ๐“ฎ๐“น๐”‚ | 1 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 *instructions unclear* 

*gets arrested*
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maven leo | 1 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Lmao ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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node | 1 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Ask her if she can show you how a machine works, after having seen her around a couple of times
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RamenCoffee | 1 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 You should really tell him