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 Move over bitcoin boyfriends everyone upgrading 
 Was looking for a dog groomer… found one using this as their promo photo https://image.nostr.build/21f704c6fce22db5fe40910d32c519b700a3df251b2dbad162451182fc7ab18d.jpg  
 Good question. I’ve got no answers. 
 It’s the same look my dog gives when she has to get a bath. She hates it. Much prefers being a stinky dirty dog. 
 My dog has been adverse to grooming since puppyhood. Except for what I call paw-dicures, puppy pedicures. As a puppy she would even howl the entire time I was in the shower. I think wrestling an alligator might be easier than bathing her. I keep her away from the worst smells and do force baths on her sometimes. I’ve also accepted she smells like a dog. 
 Question for anyone who has raised sheep. We just had twin lambs two days ago and the ewe is now ... 
 Did you make sure the placenta in it’s entirety was passed? 
 Ugh so you can’t be sure she didn’t retain some placenta. I’d keep a close eye on her and call the vet if she seems to be worsening at all. In the meantime would you like me to reach out to some farming friends for more specific advice? Unfortunately I know people who’ve raised goats and cows and not sheep. I’d try a sheep specific message board. Have any neighbors raising sheep you could ask? 
 Do you have her separate from the flock and under watch at least? 
 Do you think it’s lambing sickness or milk fever? 
 I laughed too hard making this one not to repost it again 🤣
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 Hot damn! What time is dinner? 
 I’m not sure what to do if this becomes a thing. 
 Apparently I’m Daddy now. 
 🤣😂🤣 
 🤫 I don’t want the above to look like an awkward conversation with myself. 
 Wait did you skip middle school/ junior high? 
 I don’t think anyone wants the attention Dorsey gets. 
 Yeah I don’t envy the stalker situation. They’ve gone after some of the women on Nostr. It’s been weird. 
 Sunday thoughts: 

If you are ever on the fence about having a child, just visit a public library... 
 I don’t think anyone wants the attention Dorsey gets. 
 The nostriches I like are pro actual engagement and don’t care about follower count. Value model. Accounts obsessed with followers tend to be scammers imo. 
 Exactly! 
 Well that’s a first. Never been called Daddy. 
 How was global today? 
 🤣😂🤣 There’s no delete! 
 Let’s read banned books! What’s one of your faves? #asknostr #bookstr nostr:note18r08gnye0twdhg337jeklyc6fwfx3006s0xx6psa90muqez0akjsnvxt34 
 Let me know if you think it’s worth the read! 
 We’re zapping! ⚡️⚡️⚡️ Get zapped! LFG!!! 
 You zapped me! I’m receiving zaps fine. Outgoing I’m having problems with I think. 
 Hey #Nostr, I'm checking out what's new here. Met some anonymous girl while traveling and she con... 
 Welcome 
 Plebchain Radio, a little earlier than normal. Starting on the hour. nostr:note16svd0scq79rakzrp2a8h2k8u4nhxv2apkr696mj6kmprmskf9gesvp0mvg 
 Drive-through stores where there is a menu of the merchandise (groceries, electronics, clothes, e... 
 We have drive thru liquor stores here. Also drive-up Walmarts, Targets, Best Buy, grocery stores, etc. 
 The first rule of fight club is you don’t talk about fight club. 
 whether nostr succeeds or not I’ve met some of the coolest forward thinking people i’ve ever ... 
 Will you’re so awesome and we’re lucky to have you! So many incredible people you’ve tagged and I’m lucky to call many friends. 💜 
 6 years ago yesterday I found a tiny pup at a truck stop. Navi is one of the best finds of my life. #dogstr #pupstr #gotchaday https://image.nostr.build/4671afd1eff8c0110c8e891051dcfb9fd3752414b374d861affc688f8b60cfa2.jpg https://image.nostr.build/200d09f9e2e4ee5c41666ea5cb5e1f818850bcd1f580690691a5f321aeca91d1.jpg  
 Hey Y’all! 
 Welcome Bree! 
 I set out this year to get everything organized, particularly the massive paper monster that came with serious health issues and surgeries. I’ve come to the conclusion paper shredders are an underrated household appliance.  Decluttering and paperwork seem to be a never ending task. I will never be as organized as I’d like. It will always be a work in progress. One day, hopefully a long time from now, the executor of my estate will have to finish the paperwork of my life. 
 I like your style. 
 Literally had steak and water for lunch. Ate caveman style. I was hungry. 
 Workout in the outdoors. 
 Naw. I feel like a whole coin 😉 
 This upcoming US election, particularly presidential election I’m wishing they had the option to write in “I’m refusing to vote for your shit candidates. Try again.” I’ve started telling people my political party is Any Reasonable Candidate. Not fielding many candidates though. nostr:note1gafj8lx9hk7dgvdmpku9wvan7vwr9s8fcgqmk6h4g5z4t6rqf35q0yus82 
 Can we find a reasonable candidate and have a grass roots write-in campaign. So far the people putting themselves forward are not it. 
 I’ve only seen the electors vote in line with their state. 🤷🏼‍♀️ 
 Winning the popular vote but losing the electoral college doesn’t mean the electors voted in opposition to the citizens of their state. The electoral college was put in place so large population centers wouldn’t carry more sway than states with more rural or agricultural areas. It was meant to provide equity between states. 
 Welcome Meryl! I’ve always wanted to see Opera live but have yet to make it happen. Is there an opera that tends to be more accessible to a noob? 
 Good morning! I have a superstition that saying GN screws up that nights sleep. nostr:note1sy0g9pd8u8ue8gfe82uu55g2qn8aw9f6zsvjn3wujyajx89jknfq40sgun 
 Buenos Días! 
 I’m gonna slide in here to say, you should probably be spending more of your time off Nostr. I love it. I think it’s great. I’ve formed wonderful relationships through Nostr. No social media should replace real world interactions. Go touch grass. 
 A coffee maker with a cute bum makes mornings better. 
 Supple rotundity 
 I tend to use a French press. 
 🤣😂🤣 Definitely not what I was putting down but very punny! 
 #hippoappreciationclub Didn’t know a hippo and a Volkswagen Passat were of similar weight, or needed to use elevators often. nostr:note1p7q2c606fswge4eh0h53nep3drk2e87k357ejtvz7t67eg93rcfqyu7hnv 
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