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 #hippoappreciationclub Didn’t know a hippo and a Volkswagen Passat were of similar weight, or needed to use elevators often. nostr:note1p7q2c606fswge4eh0h53nep3drk2e87k357ejtvz7t67eg93rcfqyu7hnv 
 Word. I like meat but not this kind of sausage party. Let’s go ladies! nostr:note16d8k2wl8tfzew3crlcxel3x2p274grpzaz6j4343v0glvm08yy3s4pceut 
 I have a date today at noon. Wish me luck. 

#Datestr  
 Have fun! Bail if you’re not enjoying it. 
 Happy St. Patrick’s Day! ☘️ 
 Good morning! 
 I am maid of honor at a bougie wedding this weekend and I am not a big wedding gal but this is fu... 
 Have fun! 
 Starting another super secret project with a unnamed person. It's gonna be big.  
 Ooo is it going to be a book discussion/reading competition? 
 I’m a bookworm, so I would. 
 I’ve thought of doing a lazy book club nest. A chat where we talk about the books we’ve read/ are reading instead of all reading the same book. 
 Maybe a weekend day? Then it would be afternoon for me and evening for y’all. My schedule is fairly flexible. 
 Students in my local school district have the opportunity to pursue various programs at a vocational school while taking regular classes at their high school. The vocational school also helps with job placement and/or apprenticeships after graduation. 
 Why does it say paper jam, when there is no paper jam?? #asknostr 
 Dealt with a printer recently. No visible paper jam. Turned out to have a back door basically that you had to open to find the one sheet of sucked up paper. 
 Always looking for new people to follow. Welcome to new nostriches. nostr:note1fyh8l3lgsgke24excwxhln4zkwt2n7ys8meu5tf7fk0e6xfx49xs8ev7ay 
 If Elons right about the underpopulation problem, how many kids would one need to have per couple... 
 In western countries 2.1 children per couple is the minimum replacement value needed to maintain a population. The .1 is because not all children survive to adulthood. 
 I really like the way Americans hug 🫂 they really squeeze you and it’s such a warm gesture. ... 
 You miss me, don’t you? 
 🫂💜🫂 
 Yep… we’re seconds away from Nostr becoming the new OnlyFans 😏 nostr:note1zem50epypstdk8mq6prdtnkf2jkjwcjjpxhl2uluka5lkw96mm6q9sxltl 
 Nah he said what he said. There was an e-girl migration months ago. 
 🫂 
 i think when i eventually get to visit america, my brain will short-circuit and shut down

seeing... 
 Probably 
 I just realized i math much less than most 

my math is very elementary 
 Mathematics gets more interesting the further you go imo. After I was taught how to read and write proofs I found it vastly more interesting. 
 Hey, I just joined. 

I’ll be posting comics and observations and generally trying to keep thin... 
 Welcome! 
 When viewing a thread on nostr or elsewhere do you:

1) look only for replies that mention you
2)... 
 Depends on the thread. Most of the time I’m reading the whole thread. 
 I personally like to see replies chronologically. Easier to follow the conversation. Any other way I think it should be something you can opt into but isn’t decided for you. 
 Does anyone else have an issue with the iOS 17.4 upgrade where the screen seems dimmer at maximum... 
 My phone never gets near maximum brightness. 
 Sign seen on the train. I wonder what science says about looking at hippos? #hippoappreciationclub https://image.nostr.build/a725187f7d2b013fd6fce7be08dc83cdc5c42ffa3ea8421e288ad564be112425.jpg  
 🫂 Never been myself 
 I know I’ve been having fun finding hippos! Anecdotal evidence though. 
 A hippo lady seems like she’d be tough to win over. 
 nostr:nprofile1qyvhwumn8ghj76r0v3kxymmy9ehx7um5wgcjucm0d5hszxnhwden5te0wpuhyctdd9jzuenfv96x5ctx9e... 
 A character from the tv show The Simpsons 
 Let me know your TOP 3 female users and we'll make a big thread to recognize them

My selection: ... 
 I feel so special 🤗 
 Did not imagine #bitcoin being discussed at The British Museum 
 ~ 3 days of curated music on the radio station.....not sure if that's enough for launch.   
 I’m pretty sure most corporate radio stations program an hour then repeat ad infinitum. Sounds like you’re already ahead. Just remix some of the songs slowly adding new ones. 
 The #SovEng group are the nicest people I met in Madeira 💜 
 Was great to see you in person too! Hopefully again soon! 
 Did I just get Rick Rolled w/o the video actually being posted? 
 😲 
 Oh were they prettier for the eyes than the belly? 
 🤣 It was a joke. Not engaged. Sorry thought I made it obvious I was being goofy. 
 What’s your favorite POS system that accepts #bitcoin The restaurant owner would like to know. 
 I just had an idea why don’t you reply to this note introducing yourself

saying a couple thing... 
 Welcome bitcoinpup!