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 Hey #zapathon enjoyers! Nice work overwhelming Primal’s infrastructure. Our apologies, the Primal Wallet is down atm; you can’t send or receive payments. You can just see your balance and transaction history. We are working to bring it back up, stay tuned. 

Rest assured, we are improving the system and hope to be better prepared for the next #zapathon!  
 Wen status page? 
 💪 
 🫡 
 Mission accomplished! 😅 
 You guys Rock! Sorry about that Miljan. 😂 
 Wen ready? 
 LOL. Good work guys! 
 Let’s go! Zappy happy 🫂 
 Lightning infrastructure companies when they hear about an upcoming #zapathon

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 That’s why you’re out 21 sats :) 🫂 
 Yo.
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 🙌🏻 
 Boy I hope so.

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 Originalmente ese era el objetivo del #zapathon no? Poner a prueba la capacidad de la red.


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 I guess I picked the wrong time to try to give away all my money. 
 Good job for your first big #zapathon. I’m sure everything will get better for next time. @primal 🤙🏼 
 That was a very successful #zapathon thanks for the memes guys <3

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 💜🫂🧡⚡🔥🚀🍻🤙 
 Damn, it went down right when @MartyBent was going to zap me a full coin. 
 LMFAO 😂 
 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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 I tried to zap you… buuuuuut 
 Remember that zap and send it later. Please sir, mi familia.  
 I've got you, brother, @NVK tought me this trick:

21 sat ⚡️ 
 All this new stuff isn't really working for me . Paper wallets and refrigerators.... 🤯
 https://image.nostr.build/bafd4aba017b0f40811b2088dbfeae3c7fd7f43d866a09fd1ec8c49e8560dd11.jpg 
 HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA 😂😂😂😅😅 
 Same. It was an instinct 😂 
 We can't live without zapping; working hard to fix! 
 Cheers comrade 
 We did it! This is thr zapathon origin at it's best. GG everyone!
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 Sounds like we need make #zapathon more frequent. Great way to find weak points. 

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 wait so...

SAFU?

😂😂😂😂

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 You had to bring that up, didn't you? 
 hahahahhahahaa

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 Been a while since we've managed to bring anyone down. You got a week to scale for the next one. Now that there is something to break again we'll be rolling in force 😂 
 Lo hicimos bien 🫡 @miljan igual hubo problemas con primal no sé si sabias
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 I said this felt like the old days

You did good plebs

Broke back better 👉⚡️⚡️⚡️🫂🫂
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 Haha #Zapathon guys are crazy strestesters 🤣🤣🤣 Well done DUDES

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 Just like Joe, wasn't it?
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 GUYS COULD YOU PLEASE STOP ZAPPING? 
 what? 
 I don’t think they heard you *man yells at wind* 
 IT'S HARD TO MAKE YOUR VOICE HEARD WITH SO MUCH ZAPPING AROUND  
 The #zapathon has purpose again 🙌 let's break stuff more 
 Still cannot figure out what is a #zapathon. 
 30 minutes of non stop memes to that hashtag while you zap everyone as fast as possible  
 Stay humble, stack zaps 
 💜💜💜 
 Good sport 😁 
 Oh wow I was trying for a while it’s finally working now 
 Fixed! Zap zap zap zap ⚡️ 
 zap this man some infrastructure! 
 let's go!!! 
 THAT’S THE SPIRIT. ONWARD. 🫡 
 ALL YOUR SERVERS ARE DESTROYED, COMPLETELY DEVASTATED

BITCOIN GOES TO THE MOON 
 🤙🏾🤘🏾 
 this is the way 
break things and Primal sends you a bouquet 💐
winning!

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 If you’re on iOS just setup zapplePay 
 Iron sharpens iron. LFG ⚔️ 
 This is a success milestone for Primal. Once you know your limits you grow beyond them.

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 You are forgiven.  I am sure my 🔥 meme that got zero likes would have garnered .8 Bitcoin by now but it all about the fun, amirite? :) 
 It's okay, I hope they fix it soon. ✌️  
 @Uno @Russo is he calling us ??? 👀 

#zapathon 
 We test till failure! 
 tonight another #zapathon? 
 DONT FEEL QUILTY. IT IS ALL ABOUT GETTING IT READY FOR ALL THE TRANSACTIONS IN THE WORLD IN THE FUTURE. 
 Haha nice 😂 And love the transparent communication 💪 
 I wondered what happened . . . 
 💪💜⚡️ 
 Lol the zaps will continue until infrastructure improves 
 GM 🫡💜