I was told the marriage certificate thing happened in Egypt.


My guess is you, ralf, and roya


Goodnight🌙✨


Hot 🔥


I wasn’t mentally prepared to be my family’s tech support department.


Relatable


Yikes!


Ouch. That’s rubbing salt in the wound.


I know Australia and the US were affected. Same day. nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r was saying businesses in Oz were just closing because they couldn’t accept payment.


Why would someone go to #nostrasia having never used Nostr?


Is this in any relation to the recent outages?


Ooo what are you gonna dress up as?


Haha me too. I also hope I don’t get woken up less than a couple of hours later.


Rest well Tanel!


The anniversary of the talk was the day #penisbutter took off on Nostr. I tried to find video of the talk at U of M but haven’t turned up an actual recording yet.


Making sure you’re breathing through your nose helps dry chapped lips too.


My cousin’s wife is an ASL interpreter based in upstate NY.


No it explains why I am well moisturized.


He had that sick burn or roast rizz


Same kid told me I was so white my teeth looked yellow in comparison, not that my teeth were yellow. I was just so white.


Yep.


I like that idea better than using images of Dorian Nakamoto.


Bill Burr must have stolen the line from the kid who roasted me in elementary school.


The fact that #bridebrain already exists here confirms my opinion that eloping is the way to go.


We’re all weird here.


That’s such a sweet response


Keep #nostr weird nostr:note143vf9560dhcatpvjaxmxr0m40ndjggxjmrgn9tdtqk94emeynsqs0x9yxk


I’m running the script and able to zap posts directly. The react is right next to it. So what does nostr:npub1wxl6njlcgygduct7jkgzrvyvd9fylj4pqvll6p32h59wyetm5fxqjchcan bring to the table?


I turned off only zaps with the apple issue and forgot to turn them back on. I kind of like having different reacts though.


So far I’ve raised objections about his accounting as well as asked if he would like to pay the fees if an Uber driver had driven him. When he realized he would owe me more than I would owe the swear jar, he changed his tune.


My nephew is 9. Maybe I’ll start telling him if he keeps an accounting of my swear jar fees I’ll gladly pay them in sats.

We do need some rules about what constitutes a swear jar contribution. I’m not paying when a song or movie has the random curse.


Finally a collectible coin I want nostr:note1l7h40eedf9qpan3k0f9jn5f977tnfz7r5p59ln9lq3pdzdlnyqcsq6et8k


Do you have an age where you decide to set this up?


If you’re wondering whether you should pack an item, if you can purchase it easily at your destination just leave it at home.

If you’re super casual like I am, pack one outfit dressier than you think you’ll need.

Pack detergent instead of more clothes. I wear the same clothes repeatedly at home. That’s not suddenly going to change because I’m traveling.

File folding is amazing for packing quickly and keeping your suitcase/travel cubes organized.

Also what are your travel tips nostr:npub1h50pnxqw9jg7dhr906fvy4mze2yzawf895jhnc3p7qmljdugm6gsrurqev


Que sera, sera


Guten Morgen!


🫂💜 Buenos Dias Señorita


I hope you have a fantastic day too!


I hope you enjoy your sunny day!


The sun is finally up! ☀ Good morning.


I think I’d prefer the sunshine waking me up


Does happen


Sure. What would you like help with?


I suppose they have to be otherwise the cuddle aggression we would feel towards such a ridiculously cute animal would end them.


Yep. Keep checking the clock to see how long until sunrise.


So when do we set out for Antarctica then?


Oh women need not apply? I guess you’ve given us some gossip to discuss in the next ladies nest.


🤣 I’m passionate about informing and educating.

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Locavore is the term for eating local


You have to deal with live crickets to care for platypi. That’s the part of the job description that I don’t think I can get over. In an ideal world crickets and I maintain our distance.


I’m in bed wondering what I’m doing awake at this hour. My dog woke me up barking like my life was in imminent danger and she would protect me to the end. Never able to ascertain the threat she perceived.


Good morning Mara!


Oh really?

Beauty And The Beast Disney GIF https://media0.giphy.com/media/iiHFFfhCVofks/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952guuwp2nljvvdmwagsi5e1q69k9xnrbht4xxzvyzm&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g


I’m really good at herding cats so I think a platypus manager might require a similar skill set. Platypus merger might be something a little different. Would it be like platypus marriage? I now pronounce you platypus and platypus? Or do they have businesses that need a human merger specialist?


Platypus manager seems like it would be an interesting job


I like vanilla 🍦👅


nostr:npub1csamkk8zu67zl9z4wkp90a462v53q775aqn5q6xzjdkxnkvcpd7srtz4x9 why’d you bounce from the nest?


Goodnight✨


I’m sorry you’re going through a breakup then.


Um I’m scared to ask but if that was a date what constitutes a relationship?


That was a date?


I don’t know what I’m gonna do if I change time zones. I won’t have resident Nostr mom nostr:npub1madk4r3mzp584y60l8ujh2xhysqfrn73yhvps9kpr9jycta30jhshwwfvp to indicate it’s bedtime and time to log off.


Rest well.


When nostr:npub1utx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7803c2k986henvvha4thuwfkper4s7r50e8 says he wants to flirt with me.

https://media.giphy.com/media/LZaiN8K7Znpb9peLpE/giphy.gif


Agreed!


Still awake? How’s the popcorn?


We don’t all have to do the same thing. Live the life you want.


You gotta make time for being and feeling sexy.


My ideal is 3-4 times a week and I’ve been told that’s a lot.


The adoration is mutual 😍


People do have different ideas about frequency. I was asking about yours.


😂🤣😂 Apologies. I didn’t get the script for my response.


I suck at flirting. I don’t know how I’m not still a virgin.


Hey Nostriches help nostr:npub1csamkk8zu67zl9z4wkp90a462v53q775aqn5q6xzjdkxnkvcpd7srtz4x9 save the St. Louis Water Tower! nostr:note1ctyaafvl2w69lrmhxtyct7wfd0wly48y730j3hf8p8q3tu2xk7xspa9v6a


I think it’s a reasonable amount if you’re in a relationship and using condoms as a form of birth control. How often do you think is reasonable?


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Next meme


That tracks


Martial Arts Reaction GIF https://media4.giphy.com/media/vEcyRJ5yysqk/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952mjdqewhddctw10llqxr4oli9hjmyuscztxmop52b&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g


So take a nap.


You did say goodnight hours ago 🤔


Try to get a few hours of sleep


🤣 How early do you have to be up tomorrow?


I want to know your hot takes


Oh really? 🤨


What’s something lovely you’d like to discuss? Share pictures of your cat, maybe? Make the feed happier.


I’m just glad there are screens between me and nostr:npub1utx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7803c2k986henvvha4thuwfkper4s7r50e8


I’ve never watched a Bond film


Great advice nostr:note1hfxyke4frlhmg6kt3a0cdh7ns7vna0lm9yfp7kd5k4cqwxv2rp6qaxcfg0


I’m confused by Dn


GN?


🫂💜 Well I hope you’re able to rest soon and wake up feeling restored.


Hey there fresh pedicure for footstr! Fancy fancy!


🫂 let me know if you want to hop on a nest and talk it out. We can close it so no one will randomly join.


Are you feeling grumpy about anything in specific? Or just the world sucks and if I sleep I’ll probably feel better?


Awww 🫂💜🫂


Are you feeling grumpy Gek?


Oh yeah. I’ve honestly not been paying much attention to the zbd drama. 😬


I just want details. Spill the tea.


I’m gonna need you to elaborate


Go to the planetarium


Yes let’s nest


Next time a guy prevents you from leaving kick him in the nuts so hard he has to go to the hospital.


I did pay attention to the readings in mass. I’m not a complete heathen.


When I’ve run it’s because there was a good and clear available opportunity.

Just fyi if a southern woman starts taking off her earrings, shit is about to go down. So that would be the time to run if you don’t want to be involved. Especially if you are with her. Cause if a southern woman takes off her earrings that is her signal to everyone she is with to prepare to back her up and fight.


Yep if it’s possible. I’ve only managed to do it once. Every other time my fight/flight/freeze has been like let’s choose fight. Wait no. I was decently good at ducking and running a few times in SOMA in SF.


It’s possible for the hairspray to explode in your hand doing that fyi.


I had an ex-boyfriend who swore he only saw me angry like 3 times in our entire relationship. I think he was just too busy finding my anger cute to register.


And a high percentage of southern women are strapped.


Now if someone tells you they’ll pray for you. 50/50 They care for you/ Watch your back.


Oh honey it’s more frequently used in a negative or condescending way here. A southern woman can leave a conversation and think “what a bitch” and the out of towner will think “they were so nice”.


Jeroen 🫖🐸 じゅりよん


Bless your heart has about 20 different meanings based on tone and facial expression. It doesn’t always mean gfy and not in the Nostr way.


It’s me. I’m the problem, it’s me. She’s trying to catch my eye and it’s working.


Ok sweetheart


Too much work. I don’t like to touch people unless I want to touch them. It’s just not for me. I’m also just naturally guilty. I would make a horrible criminal.


I was totally joking. Honestly if someone was ever a threat to me I’d probably tell them, “please don’t make me kill you. I don’t want to clean that up!”


Oh darlin’ a southern woman has an entire array of terms of endearment and half the time we’re using them to cuss you up one side and down the other.


😂🤣 I appreciate that you forget I’ve been alive about a decade longer than you. 💜


😂 I feel less bad about my crush on vanilla ice if you’ve named a cat after a YouTuber


She hasn’t staked it out. It’s not familiar terrain. You can’t just dump a body in a canal and hope that works. You need to know tides/ water flow. Does it need to be weighted. The depth of the water. Serial killing takes work to not be caught. Have you not seen Dexter? There is planning involved. We know she had time to think about the Thames. So avoid that area and you should be golden. Also if  you run into trouble in Amsterdam just tell them “damn you gonna risk mugging a serial killer, bold move.” 🤪


You should be fine as long as she doesn’t take you for a walk along the Thames. Should be perfectly safe in Amsterdam.


She wants me anyway!


Gorgeous!


All my first thoughts on where I want to go are chill for solo female travelers. Hmmm 🤔


Mark-Paul Gosselaar who played Zach Morris on Saved By The Bell probably would have been a significant improvement.


Vanilla Ice of “Ice Ice Baby” fame


I didn’t see your post. Can you tag me in it? I wasn’t finding it.


Awww your cat reminds me of a cat my family had. I named her Blackwell after Elizabeth Blackwell the first female physician.


Don’t judge I was very young.

https://media.giphy.com/media/5pYo6tWPle0WMyhksf/giphy.gif


I rallied. Actually going to church this morning. Hopefully I won’t go up in flames or turn into a pillar of salt upon entering the sanctuary. 🤞🏻


I’m so used to traveling solo that didn’t even occur to me. Solo travel tends to lend oneself to meeting more people along the journey.


I’m too pale and like to nap too long for that to be safe


Woke up early, took a shower, now I’m ready for a nap 😂


Rest well fishcake


Good morning ☀


My nephew(9) was recommending I go to Honduras. When I was reading about it there was a warning against solo female travelers hence where this note originated. Granted I’ve met people who worried about me traveling across the states alone.


Already have a good dog. She’d be difficult to take on international trips. She’d love to go though.


I’m doing my nightly wind down. I’ll be asleep, asleep soon enough.


nostr:npub1t3ggcd843pnwcu6p4tcsesd02t5jx2aelpvusypu5hk0925nhauqjjl5g4 walk away from all devices. Get some sleep. 🫂💜


Sir


nostr:npub1t3ggcd843pnwcu6p4tcsesd02t5jx2aelpvusypu5hk0925nhauqjjl5g4 Sir


Goodnight ✨


That sounds like a romcom setup


I just want a familiar built in travel partner. I’ve been told in some locales the hotels make you show a marriage certificate when you check in or they won’t allow you to stay in the same room.


Isn’t a pirate typical looking to pillage and plunder not escort, guard, and protect?


It’s always #NostrAfterDark somewhere


GN


Sometimes I want a husband just so I can travel to places deemed not safe for solo female travelers.


Totally would. Though my nephew is advising I go to Honduras for the beach life.


I was a water baby too. Swimming before I could walk. Apparently a slippery toddler with a propensity to happily jump in the deep end of the pool.


Nope just like being near the water.


Dad joke entering the chat.


🤣 no. I might do a little casual body surfing. Definitely not big waves.


I strongly dislike Windows.


Pretty 😍


Watching 100 Foot Wave with my nephew, but I already saw the first episode. 9 year old is recommending I go to Honduras.


Rest well!


Goodnight!


First time installing Ubuntu? I haven’t used it. Intrigued though.


Partitioning your hard drive?


My dog would leave me for my nephew in a heartbeat. She’s in love.


Relatable.


My train of thought hasn’t progressed beyond observing how weird the relationship humans have to milk. I don’t tend to think of what adults should do in general. To each their own. I personally quit liking milk as a young child. I think self weaning should be encouraged. Instead of the milk campaigns of the 90’s early 2000’s. Whenever that happened. Butter, ice cream, cheeses those are a little harder for me to give up.


Women are typically suspicious of men’s motives because of their prior experience. I think most men would be shocked how young women typically are the first time they are cat-called, harassed, or assaulted. When you lead with a statement that’s reads as a man wanting women to not wear bras for his own viewing pleasure. It’s not really opening up the floor for an open and honest discussion.


You owe 1000 sats sir. Goodnight.


I actually went to church growing up. Still had other kids trying to save my soul growing up.


It’s just this week. When it rains it pours situation. Which is odd because I am going to church tomorrow because there is a dedication ceremony of an icon being donated to the church in memory of my late Uncle. Life is weird.


Apparently I’m not religious is not a sufficient answer for why I’m not attending church on Sundays. Welcome to the Bible Belt.


We’re the only mammal who drinks milk into adulthood. We also stigmatize the milk from our own species. Humans have a completely weird relationship to milk imo.


Thank you.


She adopted me so 💯


Uh yes please!


🤣 I don’t want to say I’m discussing it with her. Then I remembered I was talking to a guy. Sent him a picture of me and my pup cuddled up. His response to the photo was to tell me once he was there my dog was never going to be allowed in bed again. I was like Bye Felicia! Told her he just wasn’t the guy for us. 😂


I think Navi would love to decide who we adopted. 😂 I haven’t had a serious relationship since I’ve had her. I don’t think she would take a breakup well.


I think my dog would prefer I dated someone without a dog. She’ll play wingwoman and she goes for a very specific type of guy. She did get jealous that this guy at the vet’s office had a dog. She was ready to adopt him.


He didn’t really like my dog and my dog wasn’t too wild about him either. He had a really cute puppy. I think I liked his puppy more than him. We didn’t date long.


Exactly!


I dated a guy into mountain biking. We met at the dog park. Absolutely the only thing we had in common.


An hour from now? Go.


Promises, promises.


My parents made it look so easy. They met in their early twenties.


Somehow that’s still the hard part.


I think it’s rare


Oops 😬


I see Shawn’s list and raise a sense of daring adventure, a calming comforting presence also draws me in. Probably why I’m single. I want someone who has a calming, comforting presence but a daring sense of adventure. Hmmm 🤔


Sounds about right


Rest well or relax in bed with your phone well. Whatever this goodnight means.


What I love are the people you can know for years and still be surprised by. Apparently I love it so much I’m living into it. 🤣


I’ve met physically attractive people who become so unattractive when they open their mouth. I feel like beautiful souls age better and it just shines through how people move through the world. I’ve heard look for a spiritual, mental, emotional, and physical connection but in that order. The order is important.


That wasn’t supposed to be a laugh react but I can’t change it to a heart. Oops! I love meeting great characters. 🫂💜


Since we were discussing embroidery recently. Here you go.

https://scene360.com/art/104420/nude-embroidery-art/


Not rules but narrow down the scope of context


Knock on wood, I’ve never been seasick. I have taken a minute to get my land legs back after sailing.


I don’t mind when seas are a little rough


Sounds lovely. Stop/pause, rewind, fast forward would be nice too!


When I’ve gone sailing I’ve tended to be gone almost the entire day.


What do you have planned for tomorrow!? I’m more of a slow down and savor type of person. Had lunch with my sister, aunt, and mom and meandered around an art museum. I’d take a massage right now and/or cocktails by the pool but I’d probably be asleep by dinner.


That sounds like a whole weekend planned!


Arkansas Museum of Fine Arts


Natasha Bowdoin “Spring Song” https://image.nostr.build/4539d50368fed853585268f219cfbec7b02958d0b4f886769e55982bedafb92c.jpg


I’m not converting BTC to fiat because of price level. It’s purely for use like going to a foreign country and needing to exchange for the local currency.


They’re awake in Asia and it’s the weekend. 🤷🏼♀


Great explanation. I’m just over here explaining the costs of things to zero my debt to my nephew’s swear jar. The little devil was trying to make me pay for words in songs.


I’m just left scratching my head because Soviet era Russia was communist. When I talked to people who emigrated during that time they were not leaving wealth behind. It all belonged to the state.


You might have to leave some of your wealth behind in Soviet Russia? Huh?


I’ll keep that in mind if I need it in the future. Thanks!


I found how to add a drool 🤤 emoji react on the client I’m using. Just a little slow this morning. Thanks for the help nostr:npub1t3ggcd843pnwcu6p4tcsesd02t5jx2aelpvusypu5hk0925nhauqjjl5g4 nostr:note1a584lppjrgusvrppsy7f7x4cne4c94kelp76tj4anc7ms9895rnqchk4gt


Thanks planet. I’m a little slow this morning. Missed the add emoji feature.


We need a drool emoji react. Too many yummy food pictures.


If you want more info about dandelion leaf tea. Since it’s a diuretic my neurosurgeon recommended it after surgery for mild symptoms of rebound high intracranial pressure. I personally am not a fan of the taste.


🫂 I’m glad you’re feeling better after a morning run and meditation.


Is this the wisdom you seek? https://image.nostr.build/289c32643221da1861cc2c5f8371c714a8ff5142c760b11ce5bdef9d16a12af7.jpg


I think he just wants to have us talk about our boobs. I see the trap. I’m not falling for it.


What wisdom are you seeking specifically?


Awww thanks


What’s the documentary?


I always wondered who in the world this product was made for…

https://www.uncommongoods.com/product/edge-lovers-brownie-pan?utm_source=google%20surfaces&utm_medium=organic&flow_country=USA&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI-d-yvK-ugQMVqUp_AB1PNQSxEAQYASABEgI4-vD_BwE


Time stands in a duel
and I stand for you

What’s that you used to say?
Find a love you can wait for

https://tidal.com/track/130725930


Aw man I really wanted to hear that chat. 😔


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You’re probably one of those people who think just because you sat in a classroom for years you know exactly what being a teacher entails.


Welcome!


That’s a little hard when your server is asking about Nostr and the restaurant is busy. Got to have different pitches for the amount of time someone can reasonably give you.


Yeah Satoshi didn’t say that immediately. I won’t argue with someone but I will do what I can to inform the curious, hopefully in a way that intrigues them.


I hate pigeonholing Nostr to just social media applications.


In one sentence what’s the best way to explain Nostr to non tech people? I’m wearing my Nostrasia shirt. The second I mention protocol eyes glaze over.


I’ll just say I’m into film, not so much being a mod or having people discuss my arsehole. If nostr:npub1rjwumr7j6tac08t0qttvc44walt549nc4eyyxjc0phn6yxzj7uzq0accc9 or nostr:npub17ranr5vpp20etheaz78u6e72pvyc0xk3r6rgnetfvtxc88acat2q4nhenz want to have that discussion again in future kindly don’t tag me. Y’all have as much personal knowledge as you do of a unicorn.


WTF happened in my absence?


I’m loving the Jeroen bromance blooming!


Flashback Friday to 2012 (a fox spirithood) https://image.nostr.build/308f48d5d60600184f8315cfca618d05ef870c4120f9e8347fc2096f7a783c24.jpg


Your chaperone is already there!


My aunt used to live near Forest Park in STL in the early 1970’s and was just talking about it last night.


Thanks for the recommendation!


So confident frog!


nostr:npub1csamkk8zu67zl9z4wkp90a462v53q775aqn5q6xzjdkxnkvcpd7srtz4x9 I’m adding this to my St. Louis bucket list. So Botanical Gardens, Pulitzer Arts Foundation… any more suggestions?


Impatiently waiting for Taylor’s next album to drop just for the frog references.


Now if those two were arguing over you I’m sure you’d want to be in the middle of it Sleepy. 😉


Ser Sleepy has spoken. Play nice. nostr:note1xq22gtx8qt5gcsetuevuq2jsazx6sznrpxfcrd8xsqg3trwuu6lqxwve2k


Awww looks like a fun day!


Isn’t the best rizz a little saucy?


There’s a big difference between aging and aging well. I’ve been shocked to see the difference already among my peers and I’m in my 30’s.


Yay! Congratulations to nostr:npub13v47pg9dxjq96an8jfev9znhm0k7ntwtlh9y335paj9kyjsjpznqzzl3l8 on the new gig and nostr:npub18m76awca3y37hkvuneavuw6pjj4525fw90necxmadrvjg0sdy6qsngq955 on growing the team.


I wasn’t saying to wait. I was saying never too late!


Vaguely reminds me of the house from Practical Magic but in a Minecraft block-y way.


You read the line “object to be beloved and played with”, sips tea.


So Henry VIII felt fervent yet fickle affections. Anne Boleyn was only his wife for about 3 years 3 months before losing her head. He married Jane Seymour within days.


Charles Darwin, the pragmatic romantic 🥰


Goodnight ✨


How is practicing a new craft procrastinating? Any creative endeavor no matter how poorly performed is good for the spirit.


Goodnight


You sir have sent me down a rabbit hole that probably leads to the craft store. 🤣


The first image you sent me would be easiest. “In this house we stack sats & run a node” I could spruce up the house a bit. Any thoughts on what type of house it should be?


You know how they visualize the planet with nodes connecting? Have some little bitcoin symbols. Then have the words “node sweet node” in negative space inside the planet? Does that make sense or do I need to draw it?

You could also take the image of where the first lightning payments traveled on the planet and have “⚡sweet ⚡” in the negative space. That could be really cool.


Sticking to minimalism would be a design challenge for me.


If you’re calling a man over 35 your geriatric king that would be why you haven’t dated a man


I’ll ask her tomorrow if I can post my favorite painting of hers.


My aunt didn’t start painting until she was almost 70 and she has some absolutely magnificent paintings.


It would also be easy to do a node sweet node cross stitch, a play on home sweet home.


Gonna have my heart fluttering while I’m trying to sleep


The answer is, yeah only because she looked just like you


Rest well Roya!


Just because it’s really cool
https://mymodernmet.com/konstantin-hlanta-thread-and-nails-art/


First one is simple cross stitch. Butterflies are thread painting, mainly satin stitch. https://image.nostr.build/ed2d42b959ea14b7b3d80be8eb445cf5c4ff15eb3ee0fe5fd2008ffb4befccdc.jpg https://image.nostr.build/289ce8a8e8bd7772a34c7b882936bf39c179f70beee516985d2aae832431ea16.jpg


Oops am I supposed to pretend I’ve heard nothing? Guys just tell me when it needs to stay in the vault and in the vault it shall stay.


Are you wanting cross stitch? Or could I get fancy with my embroidery stitches?


It’s been a while but I could make this


Excited for what I’ve heard is to come


I would also go there.


Morocco has been discussed. I’m totally down for that.


nostr:npub1chakany8dcz93clv4xgcudcvhnfhdyqutprq2yh72daydevv8zasmuhf02 hopefully he won’t break it while trying to make it better.


I want an excuse to revisit Whistler


Definitely!


I hope you’re resting well.


Either Jack would probably break Nests


No virtual for Nostrville unfortunately. Do a fare alert for cheap flights to Nashville just in case!


Definitely plan for IRL Women’s Wine Night!


Are we doing #Nostrica again in the spring? If so could it align or overlap with the week of March 18-22?


Yay! Well nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r I already committed to going to Nostralia 2024.


If a serial killer comes after you just tell them how unlikely to find two in one place. Distract them by trying to discuss methods. Talk to them like a colleague.


I’m going to Nostrville in November. If there’s a Nostralia 2024 I committed to going. I think 2024 will include a lot of travel.


You little hobbit need to leave The Shire and have some adventures. At least you know there will be friendly voices/faces in Amsterdam.


My mom and aunt are too busy laughing at each other’s terrible id pictures. I was only able to say when my aunt was doubled over in laughter, “this is worse than penis butter!”


🤣 I love this! Telling my family now.


🤣 How about The Hobbit? See Smaug


Congrats!


💜🫂 We should confer on schedules! I’m about a 5 and 1/2 hour drive away for now.


nostr:npub1jcjxjg92200kdp8guw8sysg8gr0ez29hahrfdy49h30hgnkpa4kqfvmtwx was forged in the fires of embarrassment and has arisen like a phoenix to take her place in nostr lore.


I’m hopping in the car now!


I don’t want to come across scammy


Life lessons to remember from nostr:npub1jha738m0ley92vkysglh2llkvddz0wm60wcqa305new2az9c55cqr8xj6y nostr:note172qqd605xepgl89l7qh7ecauq4upgccmj35cdan7585cft9t3djslseym2


I love ladies brunches. That’s the only one I’ve ended up asking a waiter out towards the end.


Read the reply to Sgt.Fish


Actually occasionally I can muster the courage myself. I have no idea what stars have to align for that to happen.


It was a ladies brunch gone wild. I was totally put up to it. I rarely have the chutzpah to blatantly hit on someone. I’m more likely to silently crush for ages.


I would run into the waiter from time to time for a while afterwards. We never tried to go another date, try for a normal date. I’d love to bump into him now just to tell him that friend of mine is now a married mother of two.


On the waiter? Yeah I got his number and we went on a date. Unfortunately the date swerved into utter surrealism when I felt like I couldn’t leave a friend to her own devices and he felt like he couldn’t leave us. There was a toddler covered in chocolate pudding that popped up around 3am. His Dad almost gave me the toddler. Like that’s how weird the night got.


If you can make a girl laugh it counts for a lot. 🏆🥇⭐


Just wait until your kids are older. All it takes is one birthday party and suddenly Dino nuggets are the only thing they’ll eat.


I see what my nephews are willing to eat and am so disgusted but remember I survived too.


I once asked a hot waiter if I could have him to-go as well. But no I haven’t used many pick up lines in my time. I’m more likely to think of a cheesy pickup line or hear one and be inclined to use it on a partner than a stranger.


I think you can still find it in the store in the States. It’s just not as popular.


There was 2% fruit juices! It was mostly water and high fructose corn syrup though.


#Zapathon
#penisbutter
#deeznuts
#garlicstr https://image.nostr.build/0f64d84ced2e141e2104981f1391d5912ef2d829cb0f4a92cec4acfcb98fec7a.jpg


nostr:npub1jcjxjg92200kdp8guw8sysg8gr0ez29hahrfdy49h30hgnkpa4kqfvmtwx in case you missed it nostr:note1jy37ra27pnzzp2aexkg00v8jxxxef3xrz7ch6um56uzgzth5sfast3w2nd


They were just Lunchables in the States. I remember them and Sunny D well.


Gorgeous 😍


Support small businesses!

https://arkansas-tees.com/products/bible-belt-heathen-black-t-shirt


You don’t know for sure. But I think it’s better to question how your actions or inaction could play out down the line. Rather than never question at all.


Life happens and sometimes we have little choice in the trees that fell. We can be present for what, if anything, is rebuilt/replanted in its place.


That’s one of my life questions. How will I plant trees? How will my actions and my life benefit future generations? nostr:note184426caqyz665fzht75tftwwghfd9tvhql0e2vvwveav0tfcf07sn4nnpz


Sporting this t-shirt today https://image.nostr.build/391a6dccb18d2703663a4a98c742bf28b48aab5a2ba56682fea547a28da0c789.jpg


Joining nostr:npub1wtuh24gpuxjyvnmjwlvxzg8k0elhasagfmmgz0x8vp4ltcy8ples54e7js  and posting my favorite Beatles song.
https://song.link/t/97872034


People are terrible at self assessing. I’ve met more crazy people unable to tell that they are crazy. People who think they’re crazy typically are either the town weirdo and/or have mild mental health issues.


If you think of yourself as a genius you’re more likely crazy.


Belated good morning to you all!


Good tacos will have to wait until he’s in the Americas I think. I say start with Reece’s Peanut Butter Cups. I’ve even offered to pay.


Goodnight Nostriches 💜


I saw them play live back in the day


It’s true because I want to live near the beach


So cool


Between being an army brat and the patriot act passing when I was a teen I’ve never felt the illusion of having privacy from my government.


If I had known I would’ve extended an invitation


Steak, salmon, baked potatoes, and asparagus


The older I get the more I appreciate a view across a field.


Wednesday is easiest for me next week


Post family dinner relaxing and digesting. 🥱


I don’t know how much further down the hill she can take us!


You need someone to tackle you and hold you without your phone or other device. I think it’s the only way you’ll get decent sleep.


What happened to going to sleep?


🤣 Rest well!


“Penis Butter: How to Build Community Through Humorous Mistakes” would also make a great talk title for #nostrasia


I’m feeling sleepy too and it’s way earlier here. Go get some rest!


Rest well Tanel!


Also Welcome!


What are you interested in and maybe I can make some suggestions?


What did I tell you nostr:npub1jcjxjg92200kdp8guw8sysg8gr0ez29hahrfdy49h30hgnkpa4kqfvmtwx nostr:note12x3lvw06cr0rtuld9m6lpzs7cd4qz7tcnm6z4anxkzmrmadgkleqmwtvjy


It started innocently. I swear!


My abs hurt. Do yours?


nostr:npub1jcjxjg92200kdp8guw8sysg8gr0ez29hahrfdy49h30hgnkpa4kqfvmtwx for the win! Woman, Nostrich, Legend!


nostr:npub1jcjxjg92200kdp8guw8sysg8gr0ez29hahrfdy49h30hgnkpa4kqfvmtwx You should probably begin preparing your talk on “How Penis Butter was the Best Thing to Ever Happen to Me” for Nostrasia


I’ve been hearing I need Jesus for a while


I’ve barely been able to take a sip of water since this started. I’ve been laughing too hard. Think I’m getting dehydrated.


60 years from now… https://image.nostr.build/b737548486b5d81b8f813edc9f7e39ed84b6b2a4974cca117f18d2fda0eb1221.jpg


https://i.nostr.build/O8nP.jpg  nostr:note1tlcak82u75nuw6lqw0xdmh8dy2qmga6s53nplz6gx7jv204uhv4qgkl0lj


True.


I’m a Southern woman of Irish heritage brevity is not native to me.


Do it! Your life will be enriched.

Don’t trust me. I’ve been watching this go down in real time and getting notifications.


How sad would it be if this beautiful moment of comedy gold become unintelligible because of momentary embarrassment that precipitated going back and editing or deleting the original post? nostr:note1k8mfargejrac9n2ue7394psnef2pw2rg3ye3e748z27ezmdfz8yqspe3gk


Rest well


https://i.imgflip.com/7z1apt.jpg nostr:note10y4gcclppuj2874stdenf4cpv6zwdxvdrrwfkaj06e2fay276tfs45xeps


Same.


Well at least I look sweet and innocent, as long as my mouth stays shut.


Let me have my illusions! I’m an angel 👼


Where it swerved from a completely innocent conversation about the correct pb to j ratio. nostr:note1tlcak82u75nuw6lqw0xdmh8dy2qmga6s53nplz6gx7jv204uhv4qgkl0lj


🤣😂🤣☠💀☠⚰ I’m deceased. nostr:note1udh5t0qd64zulr8lm4nqgnp8ktwyqe6rsp3gs9ndawu5lp8u4u2s6a699p


Nostr has reduced my typo anxiety. It is what tits.


nostr:npub1jcjxjg92200kdp8guw8sysg8gr0ez29hahrfdy49h30hgnkpa4kqfvmtwx is today’s nostr queen 💜😂


Is that double entendre? 🌮


Yay Vanessa! nostr:note1yfz6d6lsds7qjunst44amck64vtf66fy6x38ky0hgr90gy9u2dtstczw3m


If you’re gonna have a good laugh at someone’s typo. Go on and zap the girl.


nostr:npub1jcjxjg92200kdp8guw8sysg8gr0ez29hahrfdy49h30hgnkpa4kqfvmtwx needs nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m to post something really vague to redirect attention before she dies of embarrassment.


🫂 It will be ok.


And now it’s been reposted out of context. I’m dying of laughter over here. 🤣😂☠😂🤣


Penis butter 🤣😂🤣


You’re definitely missing out. Unless you have a peanut allergy.


I disagree, 60/40 in favor of peanut butter.


Not sure I’ve had Eritrean cuisine either.


It was several years ago. Totally fine now. I don’t know that it was brave, more likely stupid to go up a muddy hillside in the dark and pouring rain. I just thought the dog was stuck in the fence at the top of the hill. She was not. She had leapt or climbed over.


I didn’t understand flirting for ages. Then one day I made eye contact with a guy, smiled, and asked what breed his dog was… at the dog park. He started sputtering and finally got out that he had a fiancé. Which left me very confused until I released that what I had done was enough to make a man think I was flirting. That’s how simple it was. So I’m guessing being a mysterious woman is equally as simple. Don’t tell him your entire life story upon meeting. Don’t always be available. If you carry medicine in your purse have it in a container labeled Poison ☠. Probably does it.


Since I’m pretty much an open book and very single the answer is probably yes. Desired attributes of a partner are very subjective and for each person, man or woman, to decide. Blessedly not everyone is looking for the same thing. I do think novelty in a relationship helps keep the spark alive. Novelty is often confused with mystery.


Take a nap if you can. I’m a big fan of naps.


Oh whoops someone had a napccident!


Don’t change your posting style just because of a new follow. Be you.


You’re just an early adopter.

I haven’t brought myself to wear any rings since I fell down a muddy hillside in an ill thought out dog rescue attempt. I chipped my elbow causing my right arm and hand to swell. So they had to cut my ring off my hand in the ER. It was 3 rings entwined making cutting them even more complicated. The dog was absolutely fine.


I’ve heard about it but never seen it in the wild.


I’m with Carla nostr:note1e9y8rusq753qs4hy7ctsthj26g4npy6lcpad5qmtcjxlje2rga7qakkmfv


Goodnight ✨


Sorry you’ve had a stressful day 🫂


Yesterday I saw a short video of a family having a day to make sauce and fresh pasta. I was like aww I want that in my life. Then today my aunt arrived and my mom made a big batch of bolognese. It was such a lovely meal and evening with family.


Oh yes please!


How? Is it specific to the client your using?


Your honesty is admirable


I have a heavy woolen cape. Then a vintage black velvet cape, the hood is trimmed in rabbit fur that I’ve used for formal occasions. It’s easier to keep your arms warm in a coat than when wearing a cape. Probably why they went out of fashion. Production methods also improved allowing making fitted coats easier.


I own two capes. More for winter weather.


That looks less like bird poop and more like bug splatter in the south.


I spent a good deal of my Mom’s birthday with her. Now my aunt’s in town. There are birthday celebrations this weekend and a dedication to my late Uncle scheduled as well. Lots of family time.


I don’t think a marriage is consigned to be either patriarchal or matriarchal by default but can be a true partnership.


It’s a question brought up by nostr:npub1qfkcklnmes45z75y7y8dkud5yll8vp5eq5ysk9rmgqdxeasv8unsrfj6kq discussion. Like I said I wish I could do a poll. I’m curious about other peoples stances.


I agree it is interesting. Hence why I asked the question in the first place. I just know people who seem completely happy in a marriage that I think would make me personally miserable. It doesn’t preclude us being friends. Now if I didn’t respect their marriage or life choices and vice versa, that would be a different matter.


Patriarchal= the man leads Matriarchal= the woman leads
Partnership= decisions are shared


Do you really need to agree on the semantics of marriage if you’re not marrying each other?


Do you need a leader in a marriage?


I wish I could do a poll. #asknostr do you think you can truly have a partnership in marriage? Or are we consigned to either a patriarchal or matriarchal structure in the relationship?


I strongly disagree.


That’s great for you. I don’t want a martial hierarchy. I want a partnership.


GN!


Also how is it an egalitarian relationship if the wife has the final say? Wouldn’t matriarchal be a better term?


Shouldn’t you just trust them in areas where their skill level and/ or expertise exceeds yours? In the areas where you have equal skill and knowledge but a differing opinion shouldn’t you work to find a compromise?


I don’t like the idea of final say. Why not a mutually agreed upon compromise? If you’re deferring to your partner in their area of expertise or skill, wouldn’t you be trusting them enough to make decisions in that area?


Still have a caffeine buzz going strong? Or are you winding down for the night? I’m just taking a break in my day to check Nostr, then back to it.


Happy Birthday! 🎂 here’s an emoji cake


Do you want me to source my family to corroborate a personal antidote? I think the antidote also made it pretty clear that I’ve been trained since childhood to have sources ready to present.


nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r maybe this is an idea for a ladies night? Is there an idea you’d like to discuss?


Occasionally, it can be enjoyable to establish a rule where discussions should focus on ideas rather than people and events. This can be quite challenging, but it truly encourages everyone to reflect on their values and morals.


I love this idea.


I think there are different matters where a partner should give another partner deference related to their strong suits as individuals. I would hope to god that I would have a partner who is better at certain things than I am and could take the lead in those areas. While allowing me to lead in areas in which I excel.


I used to love fudge rounds as a kid but man are they disgusting as an adult. The fudge round line eludes to the hypocrisy of what food stamps will cover in the US.


What are your thoughts on discussing local politics?


I have friends and even my parents who both parties think they married “up”. I think that makes for the happiest unions.


I think you can be equals in a relationship while bringing complimentary traits and skills that make you stronger as a team.


In dinner table conversations in my youth my Dad would consistently ask for my sources and to defend how I arrived at my position when discussing geopolitical events. So now I do the same to him. Which annoys him to no end. I do think it makes everyone think more critically, question their own position, and double check the facts instead of relying solely on memory recall. It also drastically reduces the conversation where people just parrot one news outlet.


Damn that’s pretty 😍


I’m more of the elopement type. My favorite romcom wedding is the one at the end of The 5 Year Engagement. The idea of marrying anyone at a conference on stage, no thank you.


When you say something out loud without realizing how it sounds. My dog likes to be patted on her lower back near her tail. I was talking to someone about my dog and said “… just pat me on the bum and call me a good girl.” 🙊🙉🙈 😱


What a cute pup! I hope he finds a forever home soon. nostr:note1fvzl78wu7j4gu799vl6pufrhv4dfazv8c5dr2dp44a5a9zaeqmgsrpnp5p


It was fun. Went for 6 hours and ended up being totally unhinged by the end. Alcohol is never required. Sometimes most of us are drinking water. Hope you’ll be able to join a ladies nest in the future.


Goodnight my darlings


I was my skinniest at my full height so I was just skinny legs and all. 😂


The reality is I got my first tattoo because one of my best friends was getting her first tattoo and she wanted to do it together. She even paid for mine. I had two different Latin phrases I had thought about getting tattooed. My friend talked me out of just getting a phrase tattooed. Said I would end up looking like a book page. I either was gonna go for “per aspera ad astra” through difficulties to the stars or “Dum spiro spero” While I breathe, I hope. I had an idea for the first quote that I was pretty attached to at the time. I don’t even remember it really. My friend talked me into going with the second quote and a sparrow tattoo. Ended up being a traditional swallow tattoo. Honestly it was 2004 in San Francisco in the mission district, I can spout bs about sailing and going on a journey. I had traveled far from my home and wanted to travel even further. The reality is the tattoo artist probably did like 3 more swallow tattoos that day. I have a hella basic not super well thought out tattoo. It’s pretty at least. It could use a refresh. Brighten the colors up again.

My friend got the phish symbol tattooed on her lower back. Hated it within the year and to cover it up tattooed a cherry blossom tree over her entire back. At least I still like my tattoo, when I remember it’s there. I’ve panicked a time or two getting out of the shower about what’s on my back, before I put my glasses on.

My mom and sister call it my bluebird of happiness.


I prefer to eat about 3-4oz of meat with vegetables. So an entire pound of meat at one time seems daunting.


Are you eating that amount over a period of time? Or one sitting typically?


Thank you 😘


I didn’t tell my mom about my first tattoo until after I got it. Then she was just like excitedly asking what I got. She likes my bluebird on my shoulder.


I just wanna read the article or have someone spill the tea about its contents.


I do that a lot actually. I also pick restaurants with small plates, sushi is a good option, or pick a meal that can be saved for leftovers.


I just want to read this one article but I don’t subscribe to the NYTimes. Arrghh. Tried a paywall hopper and it didn’t work.

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/09/09/us/politics/jfk-assassination-witness-paul-landis.html


I’ve been refused to be allowed to order a kids meal. It’s happened enough I rarely bother asking.


Also I’m glad I’m not the only one. I think how much I used to be able to eat was practically a personality trait.


I once had someone recommend the book “Skinny Legs and All” by Kurt Vonnegut, when I asked why she just gestured up and down my body.


Ok I’m glad you’re not starving. Had me worried there for a minute.


I can see how that’s possible if you’re able to eat 3 lbs of food at a Chinese buffet like nostr:npub1lmxnz7j58s9xy4g34und9mme8sd7rcx826y5202eg36mptk5dcdsd93ymh


😢 this sucks. Do you have any resources near you to get food? Food bank, little free pantry, soup kitchens?


This Must Be The Place by the Talking Heads popped into my mind seeing your video. Love hummingbirds (they remind me of my grandmother), sailboats and SF.


Did you feel ill afterwards? 3lbs is so much food.


I used to be able to eat so much that people would ask if my legs were hollow. Now I can’t even eat the portion sizes they serve at restaurants. I wish I could order a kid size.


I don’t understand how people eat one meal a day. How are you able to consume enough calories in one meal and not feel thoroughly uncomfortable afterwards?


I’m good. You share a birthday with my mom. How are you? Any birthday celebrations planned?


Awww a very Happy Birthday to nostr:npub17plqkxhsv66g8quxxc9p5t9mxazzn20m426exqnl8lxnh5a4cdns7jezx0 🥳


#motivationmonday 🤙

https://image.nostr.build/218591dd77a6edd1ddbb3d51409d7f135ff8d4c184b5a7fee2d8d80cfb9602b1.jpg


Btw what’s the documentary?


She probably could use a cpap


Sweet! Can’t wait to hear.


Awesome. The Governor and legislators stood together to announce their plans to gut the Freedom of Information Act. They don’t like so many questions being asked about how they propose laws and spend taxpayer money.

Smells 💩


Gorgeous view!


🫂💜 Much love to you today Mich!


Good evening Cyberpunks ⚡

Today, as we mark the memory of the 11th of September, an event that shook the very fabric of humanity, we must not close our eyes to the countless narratives of pain and perseverance that don’t have a date on our calendars. A vast tapestry of nations has experienced anguish and loss — stories untold, memories buried deep.

But are we not all the same flesh and blood, bound by shared dreams and aspirations? Every corner of our world has seen suffering at the hands of the few who seek control, power, and dominion. Every tear shed, every life lost, regardless of the land it occurred upon, is a testament to the sacrifices made, often in the shadows of secrecy and silence.

To remember only one day would be to forget the countless others. For every act of subjugation, there exists a story of resilience. For every freedom taken, there’s a spirit that refuses to be caged. We, the collective humanity, are the sentinels of our own history. Let us never be blinded by our grief, but rather be illuminated by our unity.

In a world fragmented by borders and beliefs, let us remember not just one day, but every single moment when a soul cried out for freedom. As we honor those lost on this day, let us also uplift the memory of all who have suffered in silence.

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I’ve asked nostr for help with a snoring dog. 🤷🏼♀ it’s like the quora of nostr.


Yes let’s talk to nostr:npub1mu9wmykl7qx5llk69axd3rvk0hzhdd25jsqtj2hmnzjpn2sxum6s8jjj0t and figure out day and time.


Also tag #asknostr when you have questions you might get better replies!


The complex equations are a security feature. The equations are unable to be worked backwards. So once that block’s equation is solved Bitcoin is rewarded to the miner who solved it. The block contains information about transactions creating a ledger that is shared with all nodes which prevents double spending.

I tried to keep my answer simple but if you’d like more information on the math behind blockchain.

https://mathinvestor.org/2017/08/the-mathematics-behind-blockchain/


Good morning!


Baking.


“In order to develop love - universal love, cosmic love, whatever you would like to call it - one must accept the whole situation of life as it is, both the light and the dark, the good and the bad. One must open oneself to life, communicate with it.”

- Chögyam Trungpa


Test his mettle. Maybe beat back the dog hair at some point for yourself.


Barkeeper’s Friend works a treat too on stained mugs no soaking required. Available at most grocers, targets, etc.


👀
 https://nostrcheck.me/media/public/nostrcheck.me_7620586356127695101694445870.webp #idea #shitpost #meme


Awww what a cutie!


Black tea stains the teeth and even mugs so bad. At one point I switched to green tea because it was less staining to the teeth. Then I gave up all caffeine.


I love a really good cup of coffee too. I just prefer it to be something I enjoy occasionally and not something I feel like I can’t function without. I’m sensitive to caffeine, it screws up my sleep so easily. So I’d rather have a good nights rest.


😂 Thank you! Have a beautiful Monday too! Hopefully with a little spice. 😉


Was feeling left out drinking water and seeing all these beautiful hot drinks posted. So I made a lemon honey tea with a dash of cayenne to spice up my Monday morning.


Good morning


Good morning 🥱


🤣 Good morning


Good morning my favorite troublemaker


Good morning #nostr. ☀🫂

On September 11, 2001, I was living less than 7 miles away from the site of the horrifying attacks on the World Trade Center. I didn’t see or hear it happen, and wasn’t watching TV that morning, so I was informed by a phone call. One of the two planes had flown directly over my home and I didn’t even realize it.

I spent the next month in a state of shock and confusion, glued to cable news, radio, and the internet. Real-time online news at the time barely existed, so information moved at a different speed than it does today. The 24-hour networks didn’t know how to respond, so they just kept airing the same clips over and over again with non commercial breaks. There was so much bad reporting, and people taking advantage of the situation to intentionally spread misinformation and disinformation. Our governments were complicit in this, of course. We saw it happen right before our eyes just a couple of years later with the relentless march to invade an uninvolved country with an entirely fabricated reason. And yet we somehow accepted it as a nation and as a world, because we were conditioned to out of fear. I couldn’t believe others didn’t see what I saw, and realized just how easily people around me had been manipulated.

We were constantly reminded to say, “Never forget.” to honor those who died in the attacks on our country. I won’t, and I can’t. I lived through it all. But we should also #NeverForget how 22 years ago, we gave up our privacy and civil liberties, started a generation-long war, and accepted an ever-expanding surveillance state that was once only the domain of dystopian science fiction.

Finally, in this timeline, the technologies and tools have been built and handed to us that could begin to turn the tide against all of these abuses of power. I only hope enough of us use them to matter.


Good luck! Report back.


Even when I hung out at coffee shops I was more likely to have tea than coffee.


I’ll drink coffee occasionally.


Have a lovely day!


I’m not drinking caffeine. So I start my morning with water. Lots of water.


Nice. How much caffeine is in yerba mate?


Good morning Onyx!


Good morning my darling friend! So lovely chatting this weekend. 🫂


Do you like to start every morning with Yerba mate?


Good morning 🤙🏻


Good morning and safe travels!


Good Morning Nostriches!


GM!


Good morning and love to you nostr:npub12n7xd8xvqwj8k0v44yg3hlwutyyx85n28xx8zjwj6dykswuy28yqu7xsq4


It’s a terrible loss. I’m so sorry. 🫂


Zoomer is a name for Gen Z.  Best explanation I’ve gotten for Chad is that he’s an alpha male type. One video said a Chad is a guy who gets women to turn their heads when he walks down the street. 🤷🏼♀ Some dudes seem like it’s a compliment and some seem to use it in derision.


Damnit! People can’t even agree in the comments. I need a 51% consensus guys. What are we going with?


#asknostr I was dating a guy earlier this year and guys were like oh you’re dating a Chad. I still haven’t figured out if that’s a compliment or not.


nostr:npub1jcjxjg92200kdp8guw8sysg8gr0ez29hahrfdy49h30hgnkpa4kqfvmtwx check out this dreamy line. 😍 nostr:note1f287q2ydr9063c507mhk7536zdrs3faaxgcnvmdavw0ds5cx9chskjcese


You win the most painful looking #thighstr and #footstr. Best wishes for healing. If you ever need people to entertain you on a nest. Feel free to tag me.


I want to move to a more walkable city instead of buying a car again.


nostr:npub1csamkk8zu67zl9z4wkp90a462v53q775aqn5q6xzjdkxnkvcpd7srtz4x9 are you going to Nostrville?


Great additions!


🤣😂 So the advice is to stick to a long term boyfriend? Seems to be working for Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell.


What about husband 2.0? Or are we using odd numbers in our naming conventions?


I’ve been trying to figure out a time to hit up St. Louis and continue on to Chicago.


I’m totally in!


No sympathy for fishflopdude. nostr:note1q3sgad73e8pukp6m9v0aazh8xkwx29hyk2l3rtkwknxf05gd8zlq0ajqtk


Makes it even better.


Within you the advice is -Tanel or Yoda


Yes and yes


nostr:npub15u3cqhx6vuj3rywg0ph5mfv009lxja6cyvqn2jagaydukq6zmjwqex05rq do you have any notes on this list? You were slinging great advice in a nest earlier this week.


I’m never calling nostr:npub12n7xd8xvqwj8k0v44yg3hlwutyyx85n28xx8zjwj6dykswuy28yqu7xsq4 anything but The Love Doctor ever again


I love when people are kind and considerate. When my nephews hold the door or offer a hand it warms my heart.


I can’t change your girlfriend’s preferences. 🤷🏼♀


Thank you! I do too. Once had a guy let a door slam in my face while I was on crutches. He even turned around to see me struggling to get the door open after him and he was still in front of the closed glass door but just turned back around. It was a total WTF moment.


I appreciate gentlemanly behavior. I don’t really understand women who are offended by it.


Awww that’s sweet


I’m all for calling everyone terms of endearment! Baby, darling, love, sugar pie. Sweetheart… let me talk like an old school southern waitress.


Don’t men just open doors so they can have a moment to appreciate your backside 😂


I thought something resembling a gear shift was involved in shifting.


I hope you dumped him on the spot.


He is most certainly not! I would take being cannonballed awake before a small child holding my eyelid up.


Who did this to you! ?


Some married peeps need the most reminders to double down on the romance. It seems easier to forget when you feel secure in your relationship. Also I love asking my married friends to tell me what they like/love most about their partner. It’s cute to watch them get all hazy eyed romantic talking about their love.


Ah I feel like drinks will be a good time anyways. I’ll let you know if I’m headed to your part of the world!


I do want to know The Love Doctor’s advice too!


Maybe I appeal to women more than guys and that’s my problem. 🤣


Have they improved?


🤣💜 I’m not buying that for a second but ok. nostr:npub17plqkxhsv66g8quxxc9p5t9mxazzn20m426exqnl8lxnh5a4cdns7jezx0 is the keeper of this secret and it will take buying him drinks to find out.


I wasn’t planning on it.


nostr:npub1ewe0qgak4gykym236t6w4x06jyuw4q8v040lmn5lamude434yqcsz7uqlw someone better start dishing the dirt. Was nostr:npub17plqkxhsv66g8quxxc9p5t9mxazzn20m426exqnl8lxnh5a4cdns7jezx0 complaining about the sad state of his romantic affairs?


So send it back 🤷🏼♀


The idea of being someone’s consort is amusing to me. Just the word. Makes me think of a royal court.


Is it a part of the story better told over drinks?


You can receive them just fine.


Isn’t being successful in dating finding your person?

How’d you meet your husband? How long from dating until you got married?


nostr:npub1ezw0xm0w52rd4yfdg9zlw9qvwdy46alzelklkefptrd203m37tuq4djmeg we need to know how you factored into the creation of #datechain with nostr:npub17plqkxhsv66g8quxxc9p5t9mxazzn20m426exqnl8lxnh5a4cdns7jezx0   It’s #nostrhistory


I have to hope that was inspired by my young nephew who wanted to know what kind of Minecraft dreams I was having. I seriously hope no grown person would do such a thing.


Absolutely incredible 😍


#rizzchain nostr:note1fuee4qnafysj6ksnvk435yyexxrpmsn72z2gvqchhjyuc52ycn5skhajna


for the ones that are taken, but still want to share their wisdom and knowledge on how to pick up any lovely ladies and gentlemen, you can do so with the hashtag #rizzchain nostr:note1p395237uu0nz7fv5ddymv2edhz4vryrts7lane2982df0wnfnt2qe0dnnl


Never stop dating/romancing your spouse is solid advice in my opinion


The professor of rizzics has arrived 🥸 #rizzchain

The following list is a beta test, to be checked by nostr:npub12n7xd8xvqwj8k0v44yg3hlwutyyx85n28xx8zjwj6dykswuy28yqu7xsq4  AKA The Love Doctor first.

(Also not for married men to read 🤣, you guys won already 😭🙏)

Disclaimer – this is just for laughs, and totally my personal list (with inspiration from nostriches) and 💯% won’t work for every women/romantic interest and so not to be taken seriously (for the most part).

Do:

*Give her a cheesy pickup line to keep things ‘spicy’🔥 – make it ‘punny’ (inspired by nostr:npub17x7htjej3hgcqwqj86u9yvpcunhw6nz4zclzph2zfnlwe4v0yp8qrxvgap).

*Give her your jacket when she’s obviously cold. She’s not fine, she’s lying. (But don't chaase after her with it or anything). And if she offers to share it with you, she LIKES you.

*Write her love letters. Not every day, but enough times in life to show her you care. Make it a life habit, like paying rent 🤙

*hug her like a koala bear hugs trees 🐨

*Shower together - not all the time, but you get it

*Cook together - see above

*Be still together 🤙 - see above

*Let her rest her head on your shoulder

*Communicate - even Henry VIII kept in touch with Anne Boleyn when travelling... before he had her killed...

*Compromise – no one is perfect. Humans aren’t built to be. We are made to want perfection though 🥹. Be perfectly imperfect together 🫂 why not?

*Accept flaws – if they’re worth it 💯(see above)

*Be there when their dog dies 😭

*Walk on the side of traffic, it’s sweet

*Give her the last cookie. If she offers to split it, she’s a keeper. If she doesn’t, she’s going to break your heart 👀. Nah I'm just joking... probably...

*Good morning and good night texts/phone calls 👌

*Exchange t-shirts/hoodies

*Hold her hand 🩷

*Kiss her forehead, hand, cheek 👌✨

Do NOT:

*Repeat your stories 5 times a day... I think she heard you 😭

*Forget special occasions

*Mention weight 😵💫🤦🏽♀⚔☠

*say ‘I love you’ without meaning it. And if you do mean it, say it sparingly, and show it often 🙏 means more this way.

*Steal all her pens. Annoying.

*Use baby talk too much, if at all 👀😵💫

*Sit on her lap. I mean you can, but... yeah 🤔

*Play her your bad music that you wrote 🥲

*Steal her food 🐻

*Hog the covers ⚔

*Steal all her left socks ❓

*Call her bro too much

*Go to bed mad at each other

*cheat 😅

*No hitting, biting of scratching – unless thats what you’re into 🤙

*Call her baby (inspired by nostr:npub1y67n93njx27lzmg9ua37ce7csvq4awvl6ynfqffzfssvdn7mq9vqlhq62h) babe is cute though 🥹

*Check her phone. Mutual trust is sexy 😉

*Be mean to get her attention 😭 negging sucks. Banter is cool though 😎

*Open her eyelids when she sleeps 👀

*Open the door for her, then stop her walking in first 😭 whyyy

*kiss her neck when you aren’t even dating 😵💫😖🙅🏽♀

*if she’s not reciprocating, DO NOT GO IN FOR THE KISS. Abort, abort, abort! Trust me 🙏

*Be majorly egotistic/arrogant 👎 (inspired by the lovely nostr:npub1suwxj6qxnts2ls8jr0lpjy95386kr9y5ckn7qep5c95063wcj5eqh4rlxf (who I should also add is none of those things💜))

*Carry a list of past partners around to show dates 😅 (inspired by a nostrich, he knows who he is🙏🤣)

*Lie 👎 but don’t be brutally honest 😭 I dunno, there must be a middle ground, surely

Well, I've clearly got far too much time this Sunday so I'm going to go do some work 😭🥹💜🤙


Thank you for this. The bit attributed to me made me laugh so hard. Nice work 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻


I know everybody is dunking on the random governor who decided that she could just wave her hand and unilaterally suspend any right she dislikes simply by hissing the word "emergency," but the problem is that she's only wrong if another political force — the courts, politics, disobedience, or Locke's old Appeal to Heaven — proves her wrong. Enforcing the limits of official power isn't some American $currentYear problem, it's a recurring issue throughout history.

The question is why we're suddenly seeing the authoritarian instinct activating so much more openly — and frequently. In prior decades, they had to be cute in how they went about it, often requiring laws and lies. Now they're remarkably comfortable simply stating "because of the 'emergency,' you can no longer {travel | donate | engage in commerce | read | communicate | carry}," and that's the whole of it.

The next question is what you're going to do about it.


I just went with headphones and playing chill music


Then I’d be congested and snoring, I’m allergic!


I might laugh a bit and then ask what they’d like to cover


GN


Anyone have solutions for a dog that snores ridiculously loudly? I’d like to sleep.


I might need to do that soon. Scrub my brain. 😂


So glad you roped me into this nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r 🫂💜 I love hosting with you!


😂🤣😂 We can have our nest where we talk romance and literature 🫂 I hope you’re not too scarred.


I can’t believe I forgot to ask @gek about how the purple rabbit did on datechain! I had friend who couldn’t stop raving about her rabbit, it was purple too. 😂


Thanks for contributing to them!


Geez I’m about dox said owner of the dishwasher so you’ll really know it’s not mine.


Hosting a nest reminds me of the tweet series, “my dad goes to a bar with discussions topics”. https://image.nostr.build/37417e59f0310c5e25e8cfd4f7072cbb33c024167d037ea865230259e13ba6a8.jpg


I feel like you got dropped in the deep end tonight 😂


🤣 He had a post about zap slapping a random on global. Guess I was the lucky winner.


Someone I don’t know. I tried to say something in nests but didn’t get a chance.


gewurztraminer

Fetzer is also tasty and cheaper

nostr:npub1rjwumr7j6tac08t0qttvc44walt549nc4eyyxjc0phn6yxzj7uzq0accc9 nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r nostr:npub1ppjkfvk0ek3g584gp7qp9d3znwdznadchet7q2aez9r27620n9zs45xvx2 https://image.nostr.build/4e748b84535096abe0b8d008e31fcb93195ba1211014ff03374c4d7221226c85.jpg


nostr:npub18ams6ewn5aj2n3wt2qawzglx9mr4nzksxhvrdc4gzrecw7n5tvjqctp424 next row of emojis needed in nests  🖕🤦 👋


🤣 like attracts like


This nest is off the rails.


Thanks so much for joining us!


Yay! See you soon.


Please donate if you can. Here are 3 credible organizations that provide help to the earthquake victims.

https://www.islamicreliefcanada.org/fr_CA/emergencies/morocco-earthquake-emergency

https://banquealimentaire.ma/en/

https://www.gofundme.com/f/soutien-aux-victimes-du-seisme-au-maroc


Starts in about 10mins ladies!

https://nostrnests.com/z44pzm

#babechain
#datechain https://image.nostr.build/3a3b1d91350a61f8d579d03de484eb5b2551b9b3803ca42b411cd8014d06fd55.jpg


😂🤣 nostr:note1dhyevn4l3anumjewyr028rrrys3c06j6r8ejjawnd9nha5wm8yqq3mgzu8


Gentleman welcome but the stage is reserved for ladies to speak the first hour.


Drink of choice for the evening. https://image.nostr.build/c6f287f67aa98d29db3c189bf001903714a805d8615564260e77bc20306e96c6.jpg


You’re welcome to join!


Women’s Wine Night starting on the next hour with nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r and I. Please join!

https://nostrnests.com/z44pzm


Definitely cocktail hour. I’m gonna need a drink for that.


Craig Wright hired to perform as a clown might actually be popular 🤷🏼♀


Feels a little creepy when I have nephews turning 21 this year.


Come to the nest in 2 hours and share your favorite lines!


Craig Wright


Miss her too! I hope she’s doing ok.


Why is Dave creating graphics for you but not for me? Is nostr:npub1tsgw6pncspg4d5u778hk63s3pls70evs4czfsmx0fzap9xwt203qtkhtk4 sexist 👀


Goodnight!


Damn it. 🤦🏼♀


nostr:npub1tsgw6pncspg4d5u778hk63s3pls70evs4czfsmx0fzap9xwt203qtkhtk4  you’re creating graphics now!? Could you create one with female ostriches wearing purple gathered together for a chat drinking either wine or tea


@dave you’re creating graphics now!? Could you create one with female ostriches wearing purple gathered together for a chat drinking either wine or tea


Thank you nostr:npub1tsgw6pncspg4d5u778hk63s3pls70evs4czfsmx0fzap9xwt203qtkhtk4 Could you show me examples of Balinese silversmithing?


Please tell me more about Balinese artisans


Tell me more about the culture of Bali. I’ve never been.


Let’s talk about Bali


Have you been programmed with any recommendations on where to go?


Daydreaming about travel.


I like to ask people what interests and/or excites them right now?


What’s your best suggestion for starting a conversation nostr:npub1tsgw6pncspg4d5u778hk63s3pls70evs4czfsmx0fzap9xwt203qtkhtk4


@Dave you’re back! Have you learned to play tic-tac-toe in the interim?


I go where I’m wanted


Freaks and geeks are the best


🫂💜 You’re my people tanz!


Are you saying according to Primal even on Nostr I’m at the freaks and geeks table? That’s like next level achievement.


Well if you wanna chat while you’re getting ready it starts at 6pm central. So some ladies from Europe can join. If you still can’t make it. I hope you have a wonderful time celebrating your friend!


🥲 So I guess you won’t come to the ladies nest tonight?


Night wildlings!


Rest well!


Oh no! Stuff of nightmares


I think the baby Wookiee deserved a shout-out too


This song randomly started playing on a device I wasn’t touching. Couldn’t even figure out which app it was playing from until the song ended.

https://song.link/t/165813933


Glad to hear your friends and family are ok. 🫂💜 Thinking of those affected.


😂 Nostr feels very ephemeral right now because of how difficult it is to find an old post. Google can remind you of stuff you never thought you’d be reminded.


Would we really want those genes to continue though?


Thank you. People always seem to pick 25 when guessing my age. 😂 I don’t get how I’m 37 either. Where’d the time go?


But one of the hot things about Ryan Gosling is how he talks about his lady and daughters. I’d hope someone would love me like that one day.


I was thinking earlier I need to work on finding a celebrity crush 🤔 Suggestions?

I try to keep it closer to my age 37. I’d say 30/32ish-47/48ish.

I did have a neighbor in his 90’s, his wife was 13 years his senior. Love of his life. So there are outliers.


Oh they didn’t last past their Coachella reconnect I heard. At least that was the gossip in LA at the time. 🤷🏼♀ Only they could tell you for sure.


Me too!


He’s taken?


Good morning and much love nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r 🫂


I thought we would. Unfortunately he died. No one is ever guaranteed tomorrow. Grab every moment of love, joy, laughter that life puts in your path.


Celebrity crush suggestion, Shawn Mendes? I know people he’s worked with and they raved about how he’s so kind and just such a good dude.


I missed out on a great guy when I was 22 and him being slightly younger was one of the reasons I used to push him away. I told him to go sow his wild oats.


You get me!

https://media.giphy.com/media/JoV6WP96snO0DOnqEz/giphy.gif?cid=ecf05e47xwwzewwiy97nnafuvksi4r3eurhztp1bw533cc85&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g


You’d date up to 50? But not younger than you?


Funny that’s never my reaction


Epic. Thank you.


There’s a big difference between I appreciate this man and qualities he possesses and what age I would actually date.

Paul Newman was gorgeous in his day. I’m sucker for blue eyes. He was also kind, charitable, and loyal to his wife. He aged the best one can hope to. Would never have dated a man that much older than me.


Ok hack maybe just send important information via text or email? They don’t need ears for that.


Also I’m a weirdo can only do a celebrity crush if I think they’re single.


I feel like we should take your celebrity crush inspo and find someone your age. What age range do you like to keep it in when dating?


Shit. I think Eshara is out of luck. Do Jack or Jay ever have enough time on their hands to get bored? Or do they only ever manage to get bored when they’re at work or a party and someone is having the same damn conversation with them that they’ve had a 1,000 times but they just have to smile and nod. So moments alone are treasured.


Also consider this would you try to hookup two random people you don’t know?


I dunno maybe Jay-Z can make the call for him. I think most musicians would answer a call from Jay. 😂


Ooo why’d you change it to J. Hill? Dude is private AF. I don’t think he’d have the sense of humor to appreciate the post. He’s not single either.


I obviously need a primer on Globalism


Yes


Damn. He does. But he probably gets tagged in so many posts he might miss it anyway.


What do you mean exactly by Globalism?

My first thought is doesn’t the phrase “I believe in one, holy, catholic and apostolic Church.” from the Nicene Creed lend itself to Globalism.


Why?


I just want to follow this conversation. What are your thoughts nostr:npub1rjwumr7j6tac08t0qttvc44walt549nc4eyyxjc0phn6yxzj7uzq0accc9


🤣 I always thought that phrase and shifting were a bit further along than just kissing.


😂 I want to see what post you want deleted!


Sorry I can’t join, with my nephew. Is it recorded?


Forever. Nothing can truly be deleted from Nostr. Or really from the internet.


Next idea tag Jack in your datechain post and ask him to forward it to Niall Horan 🤷🏼♀ Be ballsy.


My tongue is firmly planted in my cheek on this one.


Ok next move have your representatives contact his representatives


Ask nostr:npub1csamkk8zu67zl9z4wkp90a462v53q775aqn5q6xzjdkxnkvcpd7srtz4x9 she’s our resident One Direction stan


It’s probably the sweetened condensed milk


Recreated a famous photo

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jayne_Mansfield–Sophia_Loren_photo


Night night 😴


Awww cutie 😻


What was said? Was nostr:npub12gu8c6uee3p243gez6cgk76362admlqe72aq3kp2fppjsjwmm7eqj9fle6 talking about his feet again?


Are we playing poker at Nostrville? I’ll get ready.


Goodnight 🫂


Double checked a world clock it will be 9am AEST.


We’ll be kicking off at 23:00 UTC Saturday night.

7pm EDT/ 4pm PDT Saturday evening

1am CEST Sunday morning
9am AEST nostr:note1tg9urd7005eltzetep3zx4f7dw7tle620pzqjjvdwhdshr9n0xms6hnkl7


Goodnight!


Nah!


That’s 6pm my time and 8am your time if that works for you. It works for me.


Block is the parent company that grew out of Square, like Alphabet is to Google and Meta is to Facebook.


I can do it. I was trying to find a time that would work for Europeans too. Haven’t been able to come up with a time that’s not the middle of the night for someone. Totally open to suggestions.


Better Than the Movies by Liz Painter. Fluffy fiction. It was recommended to me but I was kind of eh on it.


I’d tune in.


I stayed up too late finishing a library book before it had to be returned.

https://youtu.be/K7l5ZeVVoCA?si=3WSQM_bTTJgmXFx6


If you get a *failed to decrypt* dm from me I didn’t actually send it. Nostr dm’s are being weird again.


Grouchy grouchy


Good morning, enjoy your coffee and quiet


Damn where can I get the natty grapes?


And I love that for you 🫂💜


Nope. Not even finishing the trailer. That’s how much I don’t do horror.


Prayers for your wife.


I once asked my sister if she loved Mr. Bean because he reminded her of me or she loved me because I reminded her of Mr. Bean. She honestly couldn’t answer.

The onion thing is interesting 🤔 Do you think he saw someone take the center out of a sprouted onion and use it and just thought you take the center out of every onion?


I repeat my stories and do dumb shit that makes me question how I’ve ever survived too.

Also what do you mean core of the onion? Like you eat the root bit? I’m completely confused.


Awww love this love fest 😍


Ask a child.


The tilde is an excellent choice. I don’t think I have a favorite punctuation mark. Though I’m very much a fan of their use. *clears throat* 👀 stream of consciousness authors


🤣 I love that you adopted his habit. I’d be more interested to find someone who has dated someone with not a single annoying habit. Who is this person!?


😂 That’s amazing! I didn’t mean to type duck. Autocorrect decided my language was a bit fowl. 😉


When you’re little so many things seem so big and as you grow suddenly you seem so big. But grapes man what the duck happened to grapes!? They’re huge.


Welcome!


Try these stretches. Gently! See if any hit the spot a little better than the stretches you’ve been doing.

https://osteopathy.colganosteo.com/itb-and-tfl-stretches/


You’re pointing to and foam rolling towards the outside of your hip. Could it be your IT band bothering you?


This is going to sound counterintuitive but sometimes when my hip flexors are bothering me and stretching them hasn’t helped, doing some gentle strength work helps more because they’re actually sore from being overstretched. So knee high marching in place, bridges, dead bugs. All helpful to engage the hip flexors.


Exactly! Most of a good paint job is the prep work.


I have a cross cutlery logo I carved out of metal years ago.


Sucks just a little to be one of the hosts and near the bottom of the list. 😕 Guess I need to hurry up and transition my npub back to the same name and photo as I use in nests.


I’m gonna guess he was a Biomedical Engineering major nostr:note138g588u7lzwe27juev2vfjqjtd6dqujze75xy8uk2cl27t4vwyeq6sfr67


I’ll have to tell you about Sticks a narrative short film script I’ve been working on. Guess there are stick people and none stick people.


😂🤣😂 This is amazing


Remains to be seen.


Btw I’m not gonna last until you’re probably awake. Apologies. Send hangover cures regardless.


I love SF, it’s home


🤣 Be there shortly.


nostr:npub1dy7zsvk7jwd547xvmpptzlc9muhd64g7txvf60zwlxjyj4aj78as6hljz5 I’m drinking wine and I’m a cheap date so one glass in I’m already feeling tipsy.


I’m honored to be on the list too. Thanks nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r


Just randomly drop it into conversation as something you’re interested in. You’ll eventually find someone to geek out over bitcoin with you. I talk about it with the most random people.


🤣 Good job Marie!


I’d never heard of this guy before today. I just wanted to hear live music. I liked his sound. Was bummed to not hear him play live.


Now you’re thinking!


I did still have an ok time even though it wasn’t what I was expecting.


I would like to see Clancy Jones live at some point. There’s another venue in town that would be better. Maybe I’ll contact them both and be like I feel like I’m owed a show. Can we make it happen?


Me too!


Good luck! 🍀


Haha I haven’t. I see it’s available on Starz.


What’s confstr?


*cough* 1993 was 30 years ago


Oh god! That sounds like a story. What did y’all do?


My most recent read. I was looking for something fluffy. I’ve had the concentration of a gnat since my surgery and am trying to wake my brain up again. I think I would have been better served rereading Pride and Prejudice. #ProofofBook #Bookstr https://nostr.build/i/7eb0862a8d279ce012a53eeb2ceb973753b60d5f517b56a31f5c567e975b8f89.jpg