Oddbean new post about login | logout I see that. You should try to be a little more positive. This isn’t a suggestion, I’m telling you what to do and you need to do as you’re instructed.
Do I get spanked if I disobey?
………………..who did this to you??????
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Slighty related I was thinking about this poast of mine today poa.st/objects/07c1c219-e4a0-4824-955c-b5dfd1549426
You come into my notifications and order me around, and don't expect me to win?
Motherfucker first of all you’re in an Owl™ thread. 🧐
I'M NOT EVEN IN THE THREAD I'M REPLYING DIRECTLY FROM MY NOTIFICATIONS YOU FUCK
God almighty why me.
Cause of your not so good taste in metal :3
My taste in music in general is shit, I’m listening to Mega Man music right now.
Nobody tell owl about ocremix
I’ve already contributed several songs to OCRemix. 🧐
"X but slowed down (reverb)"
No you hypernigger, actual music.
Yea like Yung Lean and Semetary
oh my fucking god no
Semetary literally sampled Woods of Ypres, a solid Doom Metal band, in one of his songs what the fuck Semetary youtube.com/watch?v=XnzgdyCGJpQ Woods of Ypres youtube.com/watch?v=zfsmnT_92po RIP DAVID GOLD
Hey, only us hyperboreans can use that word.
God only gives you idiots to deal with to make the radiator look like the better option.
I'm just doing the Lord's work.
Gotta run em into a corner before you scoop em up :thatsright_bread:
I’m not a fucking cat. 🧐
I forgot i had this https://i.poastcdn.org/2aa02bec58cc2f428bfb5d17354a96f27d07698ddc05d00c3c61cfb3483d76ab.mp4
Women getting into the nerd scene so they could be opportunists and voice act in anime-related hobbies to engage in soft social power projection and social dynamic intrusion is awful and I’m not listening to this. 🧐
HOLY BASED
I fucking hate that shit. Women get into it, what do they do? Immediately start being whores, voice acting in hentai things done up by porn smut artist faggots on Twitter. They can’t just not be whores at all. They have to do whorish slutty bullshit and can’t just be genuine. I’m fucking sick of it. Show me your most stone cold incel motherfucker ever and I guarantee you my hatred of women could rival his because of shit. Like. This.
They were always whores, you clown.
They are, yes. They utilize their vaginas to get ahead instead of actually having a brain, and just this fucking conversation I’m going to have a stroke
You're upset that they aren't using their brains? They're women, lol
They could be more is what I’m trying to tell you. They can’t because they’re too far gone, but they’re setting this precedent where if a woman wants positive attention in a hobby she should just be a fucking Goddamned whore instead of just fucking participating in the thing.
But that is unenjoyable to the woman. Why expect her to participate at all when she gets nothing out of it?
precedent? Haven’t women done that forever though? They’re just finding out how easy it is to do it now
Participate in getting yourself SOME BITCHES You have a brain and a vagina you could be using fedi as a dating website if you had even an ounce of common sense You have an off-putting unfeminine male-brain personality and this is the only place where you'll find men who like that and aren't themselves losers
Idk, I don't really like that tbh
I'm not saying we all do, just that some of us do
I mean fuck just look at a poast in this thread poa.st/objects/838d6a67-5dff-473d-b65e-338fb1e518c4
You have a brain and a vagina you could be using fedi as a dating website if you had even an ounce of common sense You dumbass.
https://i.poastcdn.org/0ed0d56ccda15663f625b15469c3f08b2714df65750930910bee3427d9cb5429.jpg
See Owl, you could be the one chaining someone to a radiator The husbandos on poast are free, you can just take them home You bat your eyes, wiggle your hips and they'll be "yes ma'am!"ing you too whatever you want
@BunnygirlAbductor @:fuwadance: Goalkeeper :mocodance: @🇮🇷🇻🇦AnimeTradCath:flag_swr: 🇮🇷 @The Forbidden Creamer @𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝐂𝐡𝐞𝐞𝐤𝐲 ... @owl. @ea1be75f It's true, unbelievable amounts of simpage
These guys talk tough but they'll crumble at the first scent of pussy
It's true! why do you think I'm a single dad?
Because you're the world's shittiest homosexual?
No it was cause the bitch was bipolar and was also my first taste of pussy what the fuck dude
My condolences and/or congratulations
that bipolussy do be hittin different
Is bpd even a thing? It sounds like one of those things where no, she's actually just acting like a woman.
Yeah its just being a turbowoman but they've pathologized it
A clinically diagnosed case of having a vagina.
bipolar and bpd (borderline personality disorder) are two different women moments https://media.leafposter.club/media/71dc6e4c52e693a8e8e06f5425f77489bbd02916e16aefef78922395c022a21d.png
sjw didnt know what BPD stood for so i replied to his text "big pussy disorder" and he responded "bussy disorder" and i didnt reply to him for like 2 days
Checks out
>he doesn't keep his bussy in order
I hope they found a treatment for his ailment
Bussy corrected. 💢 💢 💢
It did, she was a squirter too 😔
A woman pisses in your bed and everybody thinks it's a jolly good time, but if she shits in your bed just once...
guys shut up goddamn
You can just mute the conversation you know
Mm. Nah. It’s better if you all just shut up.
You like the chatter You wouldn't be here otherwise
But if we all shut up, then we'll all have nothing to do until we find another thread that you're in.
@owl. @Leaf Lord @:fuwadance: Goalkeeper :mocodance: @histoire @🇮🇷🇻🇦AnimeTradCath:flag_swr: 🇮🇷 @The Forbidden Creamer @𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝐂𝐡𝐞𝐞𝐤𝐲 ... @ea1be75f @BunnygirlAbductor :alert_orange: WOMAN DETECTED :alert_orange: OPINION DISCARDED
squirt =/= pee But that's not to say that... I'm not going to finish that.
Break into her house and piss in her bed right now.
I just got a ding for this so its relevant Niggers think I poasted this as a joke poa.st/objects/88257ba1-d383-48e7-bb64-bc3594c90651
homie out here getting a golden shower in bed
umm ackshully the times it happened it was not on the bed tyvm
Having women piss on mens' faces while calling it an orgasm and men believing it is probably the most diabolical and successful jewish trick in recorded history.
squirt =/= pee
it's the same thing
>implying you would know
I am literally married you stupid nigger
Relevancy?
You just got called a nigger for this post btw.
You know what I’m just gonna say what’s on everyone’s mind as well. Nigger.
Actually I had titties on my mind. Good guess though.
Fuckin love tiddies
gf knows she can wake me up immediately if she pulls up the shirt shes sleeping in and puts my hand on her boob. its literally instant
Why would she do that?
she likes it
Why?
you must not have a lot of sexual encounters or not be female (likely). women like to have their breasts caressed and massaged, squeezed lightly. nipples played with
Science.
Don’t don’t say “titties” You sound so vulgar.
Booba?
>you sound vulgar If you think that's bad then scroll up
I SAW THE WHOLE DAMN THING ALRIGHT? I LOST MY APPETITE
It's the fedi diet plan. You're welcome by the way.
Bitch I’m malnourished.
Then how about I
All I wanted to do was eat my ka I wanted my fucking kale chips and you niggers, fucking squirt and piss man.
And big wobbly jubblies.
joo joo mogumbos
Gam gams
https://i.poastcdn.org/2e63b36f7b1ec2286b5df020c859502d78463399d03ab9e4eb4a1f1aa2da6ad1.mp4
What is this ugly Rick and Morty looking generic bullshit?
It's liderully a Rick and Morty piss take. youtu.be/i2Db3grqCAQ
No one has said it yet I can't believe she said this and no one is making the joke
I'm trying to avoid another block this early on a Friday night.
I undo all blocks on every major holiday.
Government, or religious?
Both.
Lewd!
I almost did but I've already been blocked twice so I pussied out and half did it poa.st/objects/e04d9642-7988-425b-ae8d-83cb93329519
I've been blocked twice too, and one of the times was for no good reason.
Damn she has yall pussy-whipped and you're not even getting pussy!
LONGHOUSED
I know right? I should just get some balls and ask to that cute goth girl cashier and hopefully let things develop So that she can do goth girl things to me like
Like pee in your bed when you're having sex?
Or just when he's sleeping or whatever.
You're saying that like I would have an issue with this which you already know what I've implied with previous remarks that I wouldn't (I would make her clean it up and change the sheets but if it went down like my ex that kind of stuff would be happening not on the sheets)
Okay fine, I just couldn't come up with a phrasing that didn't sound forced and unfunny. Are you happy now?
"Bitch I'm malnourished" "Just out of interest, how much protein is in an oz of semen? What do you reckon the recommended daily serving is? You're clearly not getting enough." I'm disappointed in you both
alright I’m gonna have cup of coffee and wonder how I even got into this point in my life surrounded by you zexals
I had a beer it is OVER for my sobriety Sorry
See, that was way more eloquent than my "How about I feed you deez nutz."
"Excuse me fair maiden but I see that you are parched. How about we do a little bit of the shag and I can grace you with some nourishment from an area that most people do not think is acceptable making this engagement more naughty"
Ehhh both times I got it were for good reason except the second time sure I was being a bit much but Cult of Luna is a great band and Ima roast a nigger for not thinking so
You were being racist for no good reason.
That's the best reason of all.
Yea racist against riff-fags (I'm an atmo-chad) https://i.poastcdn.org/fa0358ed5dff893c7dd07cf25b96f638e52b3ce37b57ebc50cd0b1c6d0d02117.png
I’m not a riff fag, if I were I wouldn’t listen to Bedemon son.
Then why did you talk shit about Cult of Luna? Lets get past that actually What do you think about Sumac? youtube.com/watch?v=oVgJ8RQZWNI
Then why did you talk shit about Cult of Luna? Because it was awful atmo m8, the album art oversold that bullshit by miles, come on. I’ll check your link when I get home but really, Cult of Luna pissed me off with that shit. Beautiful art, so totally underwhelming music that didn’t really mesh with the art. Before you say the art’s irrelevant, picture this: it’s the window to the world that represents your music. It’s an important part of the experience.
Fair enough I can sorta see what you're getting at and imo the albums after do represent the art better than eternal kingdom but I still do think that eternal kingdom is a great album But at the same time you don't already know about Sumac which is a little concerning Next you're going to tell me you don't know(I hope not) Dirge which is the second best atmo band imo (Sumac being the 1st) youtube.com/watch?v=DUsUh2z8Tzw I'm curious, what is your quintessential atmo band? Like if I had to show atmo to someone that kinda gets Metal its Sumac, Dirge, Bongripper in that order. What are yours Owl?
Lister. How is that atmo?
BEcause it transports you into a soundscape that other genres can't what the fuck are you on about sorry I didn't link their fucking 1 hour song where buddy is literally reciting his poem youtube.com/watch?v=gCdTsOaa6W0
BEcause it transports you into a soundscape that other genres can’t Lmao so does Rainymood that doesn’t make it automatically atmo. Here, I’ll show you something that will blow your mind.
You messed up and didn't link anything I also asked for your three top atmo bands and you have not mentioned anything which is pretty wild considering I gave my top 3
Those aren’t even atmo bands, Lister. They’re alt-rock. Quit playing around for three seconds.
You're fucking trolling me right now Literally one of the heaviest things to happen to metal "alt-rock" I'm pretty fucking riled up congrats youtu.be/rG-GFH3bifI?t=803
Nothing to see here folks this is just some alt rock carry on guys I totally don't know what the fuck I'm talking about youtube.com/watch?v=LsxHrxb6lXM
This is that poser, radio-friendly stuff. Lister, go big or go home please……
Name your top 3 atmo bands
Boston, Chicago, Mountain.
See this is where I think you're loosing the plot I'm talking atmo-metal post-metal if you will You're just talking nonsense
Boston is nonsense Chicago is nonsense Now I know you’re trolling.
What is this album? https://i.poastcdn.org/078a49ea4915c82e1728a552324238cd5b86fd05ff83a6d2cd5b2bed4bf55a9f.png
All The Waters of the World Turn To Sneed.
yES and that is a METAL album just like all the other bands I linked, unlike what you linked. DO you understand why I'm a wee bit upset with you dissing them?
I didn’t link anything. 🧐
Wow nice dancing around the question I bet you can dance real nice around my
>25 or 6 to 4 isn't literal nonsense
SHUT THE FUCK UP DREAMER IM WORKING ON SOMETHING HERE
@owl. @Leaf Lord @:fuwadance: Goalkeeper :mocodance: @NailBomb (I ❤ White Replacement) 🇨🇳 🇸... @Matty-kun @histoire @🇮🇷🇻🇦AnimeTradCath:flag_swr: 🇮🇷 @The Forbidden Creamer @𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝐂𝐡𝐞𝐞𝐤𝐲 ... @ea1be75f @BunnygirlAbductor >boston just take the troll posts to the CAH
Owl's been trolling me for the past hour don't get me started
I don’t troll on Poa.st because that’s actually against the rules.
youtube.com/watch?v=RG4QbnWirdw
I hate this band.
Next you're going to tell me you hate Lord Mantis
Banger right here youtube.com/watch?v=5z0RIUnTv1w
Id say something like "I'm sorry you had to find out this way" but you already knew that squirt is piss So uh My condolences!
you can tell immediately, the glide and texture changes it's like fucking a woman in a pool instead of natural lube
This conversation is disgusting and I kind of want to correct you and tell you specifically how you’re wrong so this can just stop.
We've gotten this far, might as well https://media.leafposter.club/media/5ecdae17d4e2a7df60edf2ede03662953ee118c2899c8365b89cf57f2ff79b78.gif
Yes, please explain the finer points of squirt, I'm sure that will silence everyone present.
Its not piss Its not vaginal fluid Its a secret 3rd thing that comes gushing out a lot like piss but totally isn't piss
:naruhodonotes:
Exactly!
I was being sarcastic Its piss
I know And idk if you got what I was hinting at but
Fedi sex-ed.
Somebody has to have The Talk™ with you all because half of you literally got educated sexually by hentai. That’s not necessarily your faults but come on.
On who?
Wait... The japs lied to me?
@Leaf Lord @:fuwadance: Goalkeeper :mocodance: @NailBomb (I ❤ White Replacement) 🇨🇳 🇸... @histoire @🇮🇷🇻🇦AnimeTradCath:flag_swr: 🇮🇷 @The Forbidden Creamer @𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝐂𝐡𝐞𝐞𝐤𝐲 ... @owl. @ea1be75f @BunnygirlAbductor It's not a lie, they just didn't know better. The Japanese reproduce solely by slipping on banana peels onto women and all the photographic evidence is pixelated.
@owl. @Leaf Lord @:fuwadance: Goalkeeper :mocodance: @NailBomb (I ❤ White Replacement) 🇨🇳 🇸... @histoire @🇮🇷🇻🇦AnimeTradCath:flag_swr: 🇮🇷 @The Forbidden Creamer @𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝐂𝐡𝐞𝐞𝐤𝐲 ... @ea1be75f @BunnygirlAbductor why are you in the weirdest threada :kagerou_laugh:
Piss on her first to assert dominance.
Squirt is just pee
Yes
All women are bi, up to you to find out if it's polar or sexual.
Please let me larp as a stone cold incel in peace.
Ikr, who expects a woman to have an entire ounce of common sense.
>woman complaining about women Woman moment.
How could you not?
☕
cofe cup
cum cup
get this talk of semen out of my mentions I’m trying to eat these kale chips
I'm about to crack open beer #5 of the night I should probably mute this thread before I say something horrendous to warrant another block :3
As long as you don't say anything that gets you an arrest warrant, you're fine.
Nigger stop the car keys for a taco bell run were already tempting enough
Based alarm
I shit you not I drive drunk better than half of the people drive sober in my city its fucking annoying
Asians or shitskins?
both I'm in leaf land
You are God's most irritated bird.
I would come up with something reprehensible to poast but you're part italian and it wouldn't line up with the other hornt poast I've poasted tonight
Mama mia!
