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BunnygirlAbductor | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +2 
 "Bitch I'm malnourished"
"Just out of interest, how much protein is in an oz of semen? What do you reckon the recommended daily serving is? You're clearly not getting enough."

I'm disappointed in you both
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owl. | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 alright

I’m gonna have cup of coffee and wonder how I even got into this point in my life surrounded by you zexals
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BunnygirlAbductor | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +3 
 I had a beer it is OVER for my sobriety
Sorry
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The Forbidden Creamer | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 See, that was way more eloquent than my "How about I feed you deez nutz."
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𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝐂𝐡𝐞𝐞𝐤𝐲 ... | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +2 
 "Excuse me fair maiden but I see that you are parched. How about we do a little bit of the shag and I can grace you with some nourishment from an area that most people do not think is acceptable making this engagement more naughty"