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>implying you would know
I am literally married you stupid nigger
Relevancy?
You just got called a nigger for this post btw.
You know what I’m just gonna say what’s on everyone’s mind as well. Nigger.
Actually I had titties on my mind. Good guess though.
Fuckin love tiddies
gf knows she can wake me up immediately if she pulls up the shirt shes sleeping in and puts my hand on her boob. its literally instant
Why would she do that?
she likes it
Why?
you must not have a lot of sexual encounters or not be female (likely). women like to have their breasts caressed and massaged, squeezed lightly. nipples played with
Science.
Don’t don’t say “titties” You sound so vulgar.
Booba?
>you sound vulgar If you think that's bad then scroll up
I SAW THE WHOLE DAMN THING ALRIGHT? I LOST MY APPETITE
It's the fedi diet plan. You're welcome by the way.
Bitch I’m malnourished.
Then how about I
All I wanted to do was eat my ka I wanted my fucking kale chips and you niggers, fucking squirt and piss man.
And big wobbly jubblies.
joo joo mogumbos
Gam gams
https://i.poastcdn.org/2e63b36f7b1ec2286b5df020c859502d78463399d03ab9e4eb4a1f1aa2da6ad1.mp4
What is this ugly Rick and Morty looking generic bullshit?
It's liderully a Rick and Morty piss take. youtu.be/i2Db3grqCAQ
No one has said it yet I can't believe she said this and no one is making the joke
I'm trying to avoid another block this early on a Friday night.
I undo all blocks on every major holiday.
Government, or religious?
Both.
Lewd!
I almost did but I've already been blocked twice so I pussied out and half did it poa.st/objects/e04d9642-7988-425b-ae8d-83cb93329519
I've been blocked twice too, and one of the times was for no good reason.
Damn she has yall pussy-whipped and you're not even getting pussy!
LONGHOUSED
I know right? I should just get some balls and ask to that cute goth girl cashier and hopefully let things develop So that she can do goth girl things to me like
Like pee in your bed when you're having sex?
Or just when he's sleeping or whatever.
You're saying that like I would have an issue with this which you already know what I've implied with previous remarks that I wouldn't (I would make her clean it up and change the sheets but if it went down like my ex that kind of stuff would be happening not on the sheets)
Okay fine, I just couldn't come up with a phrasing that didn't sound forced and unfunny. Are you happy now?
"Bitch I'm malnourished" "Just out of interest, how much protein is in an oz of semen? What do you reckon the recommended daily serving is? You're clearly not getting enough." I'm disappointed in you both
alright I’m gonna have cup of coffee and wonder how I even got into this point in my life surrounded by you zexals
I had a beer it is OVER for my sobriety Sorry
See, that was way more eloquent than my "How about I feed you deez nutz."
"Excuse me fair maiden but I see that you are parched. How about we do a little bit of the shag and I can grace you with some nourishment from an area that most people do not think is acceptable making this engagement more naughty"
Ehhh both times I got it were for good reason except the second time sure I was being a bit much but Cult of Luna is a great band and Ima roast a nigger for not thinking so
You were being racist for no good reason.
That's the best reason of all.
Yea racist against riff-fags (I'm an atmo-chad) https://i.poastcdn.org/fa0358ed5dff893c7dd07cf25b96f638e52b3ce37b57ebc50cd0b1c6d0d02117.png
I’m not a riff fag, if I were I wouldn’t listen to Bedemon son.
Then why did you talk shit about Cult of Luna? Lets get past that actually What do you think about Sumac? youtube.com/watch?v=oVgJ8RQZWNI
Then why did you talk shit about Cult of Luna? Because it was awful atmo m8, the album art oversold that bullshit by miles, come on. I’ll check your link when I get home but really, Cult of Luna pissed me off with that shit. Beautiful art, so totally underwhelming music that didn’t really mesh with the art. Before you say the art’s irrelevant, picture this: it’s the window to the world that represents your music. It’s an important part of the experience.
Fair enough I can sorta see what you're getting at and imo the albums after do represent the art better than eternal kingdom but I still do think that eternal kingdom is a great album But at the same time you don't already know about Sumac which is a little concerning Next you're going to tell me you don't know(I hope not) Dirge which is the second best atmo band imo (Sumac being the 1st) youtube.com/watch?v=DUsUh2z8Tzw I'm curious, what is your quintessential atmo band? Like if I had to show atmo to someone that kinda gets Metal its Sumac, Dirge, Bongripper in that order. What are yours Owl?
Lister. How is that atmo?
BEcause it transports you into a soundscape that other genres can't what the fuck are you on about sorry I didn't link their fucking 1 hour song where buddy is literally reciting his poem youtube.com/watch?v=gCdTsOaa6W0
BEcause it transports you into a soundscape that other genres can’t Lmao so does Rainymood that doesn’t make it automatically atmo. Here, I’ll show you something that will blow your mind.
You messed up and didn't link anything I also asked for your three top atmo bands and you have not mentioned anything which is pretty wild considering I gave my top 3
Those aren’t even atmo bands, Lister. They’re alt-rock. Quit playing around for three seconds.
You're fucking trolling me right now Literally one of the heaviest things to happen to metal "alt-rock" I'm pretty fucking riled up congrats youtu.be/rG-GFH3bifI?t=803
Nothing to see here folks this is just some alt rock carry on guys I totally don't know what the fuck I'm talking about youtube.com/watch?v=LsxHrxb6lXM
This is that poser, radio-friendly stuff. Lister, go big or go home please……
Name your top 3 atmo bands
Boston, Chicago, Mountain.
See this is where I think you're loosing the plot I'm talking atmo-metal post-metal if you will You're just talking nonsense
Boston is nonsense Chicago is nonsense Now I know you’re trolling.
What is this album? https://i.poastcdn.org/078a49ea4915c82e1728a552324238cd5b86fd05ff83a6d2cd5b2bed4bf55a9f.png
All The Waters of the World Turn To Sneed.
yES and that is a METAL album just like all the other bands I linked, unlike what you linked. DO you understand why I'm a wee bit upset with you dissing them?
I didn’t link anything. 🧐
Wow nice dancing around the question I bet you can dance real nice around my
>25 or 6 to 4 isn't literal nonsense
SHUT THE FUCK UP DREAMER IM WORKING ON SOMETHING HERE
@owl. @Leaf Lord @:fuwadance: Goalkeeper :mocodance: @NailBomb (I ❤ White Replacement) 🇨🇳 🇸... @Matty-kun @histoire @🇮🇷🇻🇦AnimeTradCath:flag_swr: 🇮🇷 @The Forbidden Creamer @𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝐂𝐡𝐞𝐞𝐤𝐲 ... @ea1be75f @BunnygirlAbductor >boston just take the troll posts to the CAH
Owl's been trolling me for the past hour don't get me started
I don’t troll on Poa.st because that’s actually against the rules.
youtube.com/watch?v=RG4QbnWirdw
I hate this band.
Next you're going to tell me you hate Lord Mantis
Banger right here youtube.com/watch?v=5z0RIUnTv1w
Id say something like "I'm sorry you had to find out this way" but you already knew that squirt is piss So uh My condolences!
you can tell immediately, the glide and texture changes it's like fucking a woman in a pool instead of natural lube
