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 I know right? 
I should just get some balls and ask to that cute goth girl cashier and hopefully let things develop 
So that she can do goth girl things to me like 
 Like pee in your bed when you're having sex? 
 Or just when he's sleeping or whatever. 
 You're saying that like I would have an issue with this which you already know what I've implied with previous remarks that I wouldn't (I would make her clean it up and change the sheets but if it went down like my ex that kind of stuff would be happening not on the sheets)