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BunnygirlAbductor | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +3 
 Damn she has yall pussy-whipped and you're not even getting pussy!
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BunnygirlAbductor | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 LONGHOUSED
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𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝐂𝐡𝐞𝐞𝐤𝐲 ... | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +2 
 I know right? 
I should just get some balls and ask to that cute goth girl cashier and hopefully let things develop 
So that she can do goth girl things to me like
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BunnygirlAbductor | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 Like pee in your bed when you're having sex?
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The Forbidden Creamer | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Or just when he's sleeping or whatever.
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𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝐂𝐡𝐞𝐞𝐤𝐲 ... | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 You're saying that like I would have an issue with this which you already know what I've implied with previous remarks that I wouldn't (I would make her clean it up and change the sheets but if it went down like my ex that kind of stuff would be happening not on the sheets)
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The Forbidden Creamer | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +2 
 Okay fine, I just couldn't come up with a phrasing that didn't sound forced and unfunny. Are you happy now?
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BunnygirlAbductor | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +2 
 "Bitch I'm malnourished"
"Just out of interest, how much protein is in an oz of semen? What do you reckon the recommended daily serving is? You're clearly not getting enough."

I'm disappointed in you both
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owl. | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 alright

I’m gonna have cup of coffee and wonder how I even got into this point in my life surrounded by you zexals
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BunnygirlAbductor | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +3 
 I had a beer it is OVER for my sobriety
Sorry
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The Forbidden Creamer | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 See, that was way more eloquent than my "How about I feed you deez nutz."
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𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝐂𝐡𝐞𝐞𝐤𝐲 ... | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +2 
 "Excuse me fair maiden but I see that you are parched. How about we do a little bit of the shag and I can grace you with some nourishment from an area that most people do not think is acceptable making this engagement more naughty"