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 God almighty why me. 
 Cause of your not so good taste in metal :3 
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 My taste in music in general is shit, Iโ€™m listening to Mega Man music right now. 
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 Nobody tell owl about ocremix 
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 Iโ€™ve already contributed several songs to OCRemix. ๐Ÿง 
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 "X but slowed down (reverb)" 
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 No you hypernigger, actual music. 
 Yea like Yung Lean and Semetary 
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 oh my fucking god no 
 Semetary literally sampled Woods of Ypres, a solid Doom Metal band, in one of his songs what the fuck
Semetary
youtube.com/watch?v=XnzgdyCGJpQ
Woods of Ypres
youtube.com/watch?v=zfsmnT_92po
RIP DAVID GOLD 
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 God only gives you idiots to deal with to make the radiator look like the better option. 
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 I'm just doing the Lord's work. 
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 Gotta run em into a corner before you scoop em up  :thatsright_bread: 
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 Iโ€™m not a fucking cat. ๐Ÿง 
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 I forgot i had this

https://i.poastcdn.org/2aa02bec58cc2f428bfb5d17354a96f27d07698ddc05d00c3c61cfb3483d76ab.mp4 
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 Women getting into the nerd scene so they could be opportunists and voice act in anime-related hobbies to engage in soft social power projection and social dynamic intrusion is awful and Iโ€™m not listening to this. ๐Ÿง 
 HOLY BASED 
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 I fucking hate that shit. Women get into it, what do they do? Immediately start being whores, voice acting in hentai things done up by porn smut artist faggots on Twitter. They canโ€™t just not be whores at all. They have to do whorish slutty bullshit and canโ€™t just be genuine. Iโ€™m fucking sick of it.

Show me your most stone cold incel motherfucker ever and I guarantee you my hatred of women could rival his because of shit. Like. This. 
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 They were always whores, you clown. 
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 They are, yes. They utilize their vaginas to get ahead instead of actually having a brain, and just

this fucking conversation Iโ€™m going to have a stroke 
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 You're upset that they aren't using their brains? They're women, lol 
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 They could be more is what Iโ€™m trying to tell you. 

They canโ€™t because theyโ€™re too far gone, but theyโ€™re setting this precedent where if a woman wants positive attention in a hobby she should just be a fucking Goddamned whore instead of just fucking participating in the thing. 
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 But that is unenjoyable to the woman. Why expect her to participate at all when she gets nothing out of it? 
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 The doing of the thing is the thing she gets out of it, or thatโ€™s how it should be. 
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 precedent? Havenโ€™t women done that forever though? Theyโ€™re just finding out how easy it is to do it now 
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 What Iโ€™m saying is that it shouldnโ€™t be made more and more concrete. 
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 Participate in getting yourself SOME BITCHES
You have a brain and a vagina you could be using fedi as a dating website if you had even an ounce of common sense

You have an off-putting unfeminine male-brain personality and this is the only place where you'll find men who like that and aren't themselves losers 
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 Idk, I don't really like that tbh 
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 I'm not saying we all do, just that some of us do 
 I mean fuck just look at a poast in this thread
poa.st/objects/838d6a67-5dff-473d-b65e-338fb1e518c4 
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You have a brain and a vagina you could be using fedi as a dating website if you had even an ounce of common sense

You dumbass. 
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https://i.poastcdn.org/0ed0d56ccda15663f625b15469c3f08b2714df65750930910bee3427d9cb5429.jpg 
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 See Owl, you could be the one chaining someone to a radiator 
The husbandos on poast are free, you can just take them home
You bat your eyes, wiggle your hips and they'll be "yes ma'am!"ing you too whatever you want 
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 @BunnygirlAbductor @:fuwadance: Shroom-keeper :mocodance: @๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ฆAnimeTradCath:flag_swr: ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ท @The Forbidden Creamer  @๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ ๐‚๐ก๐ž๐ž๐ค๐ฒ ... @owl. @ea1be75f 

It's true, unbelievable amounts of simpage 
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 These guys talk tough but they'll crumble at the first scent of pussy 
 It's true! why do you think I'm a single dad? 
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 Because you're the world's shittiest homosexual? 
 No it was cause the bitch was bipolar and was also my first taste of pussy what the fuck dude 
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 My condolences and/or congratulations 
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 that bipolussy do be hittin different 
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 Is bpd even a thing? It sounds like one of those things where no, she's actually just acting like a woman. 
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 Yeah its just being a turbowoman but they've pathologized it 
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 A clinically diagnosed case of having a vagina. 
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 bipolar and bpd (borderline personality disorder) are two different women moments

https://media.leafposter.club/media/71dc6e4c52e693a8e8e06f5425f77489bbd02916e16aefef78922395c022a21d.png 
 sjw didnt know what BPD stood for so i replied to his text "big pussy disorder" and he responded "bussy disorder" and i didnt reply to him for like 2 days 
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 Checks out 
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 >he doesn't keep his bussy in order 
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 I hope they found a treatment for his ailment 
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 Bussy corrected. ๐Ÿ’ข ๐Ÿ’ข ๐Ÿ’ข 
 It did, she was a squirter too ๐Ÿ˜” 
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 A woman pisses in your bed and everybody thinks it's a jolly good time, but if she shits in your bed just once... 
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 guys shut up goddamn 
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 You can just mute the conversation you know 
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 Mm. Nah. Itโ€™s better if you all just shut up. 
 squirt =/= pee 
But that's not to say that...
I'm not going to finish that. 
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 Break into her house and piss in her bed right now. 
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 Theory into praxis. 
 I just got a ding for this so its relevant
Niggers think I poasted this as a joke
poa.st/objects/88257ba1-d383-48e7-bb64-bc3594c90651 
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 homie out here getting a golden shower in bed 
 umm ackshully the times it happened it was not on the bed tyvm 
 Having women piss on mens' faces while calling it an orgasm and men believing it is probably the most diabolical and successful jewish trick in recorded history. 
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 Another humiliation ritual among hundreds. 
 squirt =/= pee 
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 it's the same thing 
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 >implying you would know 
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 I am literally married you stupid nigger 
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 Relevancy? 
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 You just got called a nigger for this post btw. 
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 You know what Iโ€™m just gonna say whatโ€™s on everyoneโ€™s mind as well.

Nigger. 
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 Actually I had titties on my mind. Good guess though. 
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 Fuckin love tiddies 
 gf knows she can wake me up immediately if she pulls up the shirt shes sleeping in and puts my hand on her boob. its literally instant 
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 Why would she do that? 
 she likes it 
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 Why? 
 you must not have a lot of sexual encounters or not be female (likely). women like to have their breasts caressed and massaged, squeezed lightly. nipples played with 
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 Science. 
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 It's that easy though. Just let us touch the boobies and you have our attention 
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 Donโ€™t

donโ€™t say โ€œtittiesโ€

You sound so vulgar. 
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 Booba? 
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 >you sound vulgar
If you think that's bad then scroll up 
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 I SAW THE WHOLE DAMN THING ALRIGHT? I LOST MY APPETITE 
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 It's the fedi diet plan. You're welcome by the way. 
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 Bitch Iโ€™m malnourished. 
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 All I wanted to do was eat my ka

I wanted my fucking kale chips and you niggers, fucking squirt and piss man. 
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 And big wobbly jubblies. 
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 jesus christ 
 joo joo mogumbos 
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 Gam gams 
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https://i.poastcdn.org/2e63b36f7b1ec2286b5df020c859502d78463399d03ab9e4eb4a1f1aa2da6ad1.mp4 
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 What is this ugly Rick and Morty looking generic bullshit? 
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 It's liderully a Rick and Morty piss take.
youtu.be/i2Db3grqCAQ 
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 No one has said it yet
I can't believe she said this and no one is making the joke 
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 I'm trying to avoid another block this early on a Friday night. 
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 I undo all blocks on every major holiday. 
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 Government, or religious? 
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 Both. 
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 Lewd! 
 I almost did but I've already been blocked twice so I pussied out and half did it
poa.st/objects/e04d9642-7988-425b-ae8d-83cb93329519 
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 I've been blocked twice too, and one of the times was for no good reason. 
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 You

you expect a woman to do things for good reason? 
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 Damn she has yall pussy-whipped and you're not even getting pussy! 
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 LONGHOUSED 
 I know right? 
I should just get some balls and ask to that cute goth girl cashier and hopefully let things develop 
So that she can do goth girl things to me like 
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 Like pee in your bed when you're having sex? 
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 Or just when he's sleeping or whatever. 
 You're saying that like I would have an issue with this which you already know what I've implied with previous remarks that I wouldn't (I would make her clean it up and change the sheets but if it went down like my ex that kind of stuff would be happening not on the sheets) 
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 Okay fine, I just couldn't come up with a phrasing that didn't sound forced and unfunny. Are you happy now? 
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 "Bitch I'm malnourished"
"Just out of interest, how much protein is in an oz of semen? What do you reckon the recommended daily serving is? You're clearly not getting enough."

I'm disappointed in you both 
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 alright

Iโ€™m gonna have cup of coffee and wonder how I even got into this point in my life surrounded by you zexals 
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 I had a beer it is OVER for my sobriety
Sorry 
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 See, that was way more eloquent than my "How about I feed you deez nutz." 
 "Excuse me fair maiden but I see that you are parched. How about we do a little bit of the shag and I can grace you with some nourishment from an area that most people do not think is acceptable making this engagement more naughty" 
 Ehhh both times I got it were for good reason
except the second time sure I was being a bit much but Cult of Luna is a great band and Ima roast a nigger for not thinking so 
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 You were being racist for no good reason. 
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 That's the best reason of all. 
 Yea racist against riff-fags (I'm an atmo-chad)

https://i.poastcdn.org/fa0358ed5dff893c7dd07cf25b96f638e52b3ce37b57ebc50cd0b1c6d0d02117.png 
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 Iโ€™m not a riff fag, if I were I wouldnโ€™t listen to Bedemon son. 
 Then why did you talk shit about Cult of Luna?
Lets get past that actually
What do you think about Sumac?
youtube.com/watch?v=oVgJ8RQZWNI 
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Then why did you talk shit about Cult of Luna?

Because it was awful atmo m8, the album art oversold that bullshit by miles, come on. Iโ€™ll check your link when I get home but really, Cult of Luna pissed me off with that shit. Beautiful art, so totally underwhelming music that didnโ€™t really mesh with the art. Before you say the artโ€™s irrelevant, picture this: itโ€™s the window to the world that represents your music. Itโ€™s an important part of the experience. 
 Fair enough I can sorta see what you're getting at and imo the albums after do represent the art better than eternal kingdom but I still do think that eternal kingdom is a great album
But at the same time you don't already know about Sumac which is a little concerning
Next you're going to tell me you don't know(I hope not) Dirge which is the second best atmo band imo (Sumac being the 1st)
youtube.com/watch?v=DUsUh2z8Tzw
I'm curious, what is your quintessential atmo band? Like if I had to show atmo to someone that kinda gets Metal its Sumac, Dirge, Bongripper in that order. What are yours Owl? 
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 Lister.

How is that atmo? 
 BEcause it transports you into a soundscape that other genres can't what the fuck are you on about sorry I didn't link their fucking 1 hour song where buddy is literally reciting his poem
youtube.com/watch?v=gCdTsOaa6W0 
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BEcause it transports you into a soundscape that other genres canโ€™t

Lmao so does Rainymood that doesnโ€™t make it automatically atmo. Here, Iโ€™ll show you something that will blow your mind. 
 You messed up and didn't link anything
I also asked for your three top atmo bands and you have not mentioned anything which is pretty wild considering I gave my top 3 
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 Those arenโ€™t even atmo bands, Lister. Theyโ€™re alt-rock. Quit playing around for three seconds. 
 You're fucking trolling me right now
Literally one of the heaviest things to happen to metal
"alt-rock"
I'm pretty fucking riled up congrats
youtu.be/rG-GFH3bifI?t=803 
 Nothing to see here folks this is just some alt rock carry on guys I totally don't know what the fuck I'm talking about
youtube.com/watch?v=LsxHrxb6lXM 
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 This is that poser, radio-friendly stuff. Lister, go big or go home pleaseโ€ฆโ€ฆ 
 Name your top 3 atmo bands 
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 Boston, Chicago, Mountain. 
 See this is where I think you're loosing the plot
I'm talking atmo-metal
post-metal if you will
You're just talking nonsense 
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Boston is nonsense

Chicago is nonsense

Now I know youโ€™re trolling. 
 What is this album?

https://i.poastcdn.org/078a49ea4915c82e1728a552324238cd5b86fd05ff83a6d2cd5b2bed4bf55a9f.png 
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 All The Waters of the World Turn To Sneed. 
 yES and that is a METAL album just like all the other bands I linked, unlike what you linked. DO you understand why I'm a wee bit upset with you dissing them? 
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 I didnโ€™t link anything. ๐Ÿง 
 Wow nice dancing around the question
I bet you can dance real nice around my 
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 >25 or 6 to 4 isn't literal nonsense 
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 @owl. @Leaf Lord @:fuwadance: Shroom-keeper :mocodance: @NailBomb (I โค White Replacement)  ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐... @Matty-kun @histoire @๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ฆAnimeTradCath:flag_swr: ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ท @The Forbidden Creamer  @๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ ๐‚๐ก๐ž๐ž๐ค๐ฒ ... @ea1be75f @BunnygirlAbductor 
>boston
just take the troll posts to the CAH 
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 Fuck you I only sound like that now when Iโ€™m mad. 
 Owl's been trolling me for the past hour don't get me started 
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 I donโ€™t troll on Poa.st because thatโ€™s actually against the rules. 
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 Id say something like "I'm sorry you had to find out this way" but you already knew that squirt is piss
So uh
My condolences! 
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 Youโ€™re actually not wrong. Chemically itโ€™s similar to urine.

Wonder why that is. 
 you can tell immediately, the glide and texture changes it's like fucking a woman in a pool instead of natural lube 
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 This conversation is disgusting and I kind of want to correct you and tell you specifically how youโ€™re wrong so this can just stop. 
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 Yes, please explain the finer points of squirt, I'm sure that will silence everyone present. 
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 Its not piss
Its not vaginal fluid
Its a secret 3rd thing that comes gushing out a lot like piss but totally isn't piss 
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 :naruhodonotes: 
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 It

it literally comes from the same gla

you know what guys nvm 
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 Fedi sex-ed. 
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 Somebody has to have The Talkโ„ข with you all because half of you literally got educated sexually by hentai. Thatโ€™s not necessarily your faults but

come on. 
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 On who? 
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 Oh for fuckโ€™s sakes 
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 Piss on her first to assert dominance. 
 All women are bi, up to you to find out if it's polar or sexual. 
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 Please let me larp as a stone cold incel in peace. 
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 Someone called? 
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 Itโ€™s Friday night, weโ€™re incel posting 
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 That's just my feed 
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 Ikr, who expects a woman to have an entire ounce of common sense. 
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 Fair i just found it funny 
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 Donโ€™t laugh. Youโ€™re encouraging whores. ๐Ÿง 
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 >woman complaining about women
Woman moment. 
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 How could you not? 
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 โ˜• 
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 cofe cup 
 cum cup 
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 get this talk of semen out of my mentions Iโ€™m trying to eat these kale chips 
 I'm about to crack open beer #5 of the night I should probably mute this thread before I say something horrendous to warrant another block :3 
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 As long as you don't say anything that gets you an arrest warrant, you're fine. 
 You are God's most irritated bird.