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 get this talk of semen out of my mentions I’m trying to eat these kale chips 
 I'm about to crack open beer #5 of the night I should probably mute this thread before I say something horrendous to warrant another block :3 
 As long as you don't say anything that gets you an arrest warrant, you're fine. 
 Nigger stop the car keys for a taco bell run were already tempting enough 
 Based alarm 
 I shit you not I drive drunk better than half of the people drive sober in my city its fucking annoying