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 It's the fedi diet plan. You're welcome by the way. 
 Bitch I’m malnourished. 
 All I wanted to do was eat my ka

I wanted my fucking kale chips and you niggers, fucking squirt and piss man. 
 And big wobbly jubblies. 
 jesus christ 
 joo joo mogumbos 
 Gam gams 
 

https://i.poastcdn.org/2e63b36f7b1ec2286b5df020c859502d78463399d03ab9e4eb4a1f1aa2da6ad1.mp4 
 What is this ugly Rick and Morty looking generic bullshit? 
 It's liderully a Rick and Morty piss take.
youtu.be/i2Db3grqCAQ 
 No one has said it yet
I can't believe she said this and no one is making the joke 
 I'm trying to avoid another block this early on a Friday night. 
 I undo all blocks on every major holiday. 
 Government, or religious? 
 Both. 
 I almost did but I've already been blocked twice so I pussied out and half did it
poa.st/objects/e04d9642-7988-425b-ae8d-83cb93329519 
 I've been blocked twice too, and one of the times was for no good reason. 
 You

you expect a woman to do things for good reason? 
 Damn she has yall pussy-whipped and you're not even getting pussy! 
 LONGHOUSED 
 I know right? 
I should just get some balls and ask to that cute goth girl cashier and hopefully let things develop 
So that she can do goth girl things to me like 
 Like pee in your bed when you're having sex? 
 Or just when he's sleeping or whatever. 
 You're saying that like I would have an issue with this which you already know what I've implied with previous remarks that I wouldn't (I would make her clean it up and change the sheets but if it went down like my ex that kind of stuff would be happening not on the sheets) 
 Okay fine, I just couldn't come up with a phrasing that didn't sound forced and unfunny. Are you happy now? 
 "Bitch I'm malnourished"
"Just out of interest, how much protein is in an oz of semen? What do you reckon the recommended daily serving is? You're clearly not getting enough."

I'm disappointed in you both 
 alright

I’m gonna have cup of coffee and wonder how I even got into this point in my life surrounded by you zexals 
 I had a beer it is OVER for my sobriety
Sorry 
 See, that was way more eloquent than my "How about I feed you deez nutz." 
 "Excuse me fair maiden but I see that you are parched. How about we do a little bit of the shag and I can grace you with some nourishment from an area that most people do not think is acceptable making this engagement more naughty" 
 Ehhh both times I got it were for good reason
except the second time sure I was being a bit much but Cult of Luna is a great band and Ima roast a nigger for not thinking so 
 You were being racist for no good reason. 
 That's the best reason of all. 
 Yea racist against riff-fags (I'm an atmo-chad)

https://i.poastcdn.org/fa0358ed5dff893c7dd07cf25b96f638e52b3ce37b57ebc50cd0b1c6d0d02117.png 
 I’m not a riff fag, if I were I wouldn’t listen to Bedemon son. 
 Then why did you talk shit about Cult of Luna?
Lets get past that actually
What do you think about Sumac?
youtube.com/watch?v=oVgJ8RQZWNI 
 

Then why did you talk shit about Cult of Luna?

Because it was awful atmo m8, the album art oversold that bullshit by miles, come on. I’ll check your link when I get home but really, Cult of Luna pissed me off with that shit. Beautiful art, so totally underwhelming music that didn’t really mesh with the art. Before you say the art’s irrelevant, picture this: it’s the window to the world that represents your music. It’s an important part of the experience. 
 Fair enough I can sorta see what you're getting at and imo the albums after do represent the art better than eternal kingdom but I still do think that eternal kingdom is a great album
But at the same time you don't already know about Sumac which is a little concerning
Next you're going to tell me you don't know(I hope not) Dirge which is the second best atmo band imo (Sumac being the 1st)
youtube.com/watch?v=DUsUh2z8Tzw
I'm curious, what is your quintessential atmo band? Like if I had to show atmo to someone that kinda gets Metal its Sumac, Dirge, Bongripper in that order. What are yours Owl? 
 Lister.

How is that atmo? 
 BEcause it transports you into a soundscape that other genres can't what the fuck are you on about sorry I didn't link their fucking 1 hour song where buddy is literally reciting his poem
youtube.com/watch?v=gCdTsOaa6W0 
 

BEcause it transports you into a soundscape that other genres can’t

Lmao so does Rainymood that doesn’t make it automatically atmo. Here, I’ll show you something that will blow your mind. 
 You messed up and didn't link anything
I also asked for your three top atmo bands and you have not mentioned anything which is pretty wild considering I gave my top 3 
 Those aren’t even atmo bands, Lister. They’re alt-rock. Quit playing around for three seconds. 
 You're fucking trolling me right now
Literally one of the heaviest things to happen to metal
"alt-rock"
I'm pretty fucking riled up congrats
youtu.be/rG-GFH3bifI?t=803 
 Nothing to see here folks this is just some alt rock carry on guys I totally don't know what the fuck I'm talking about
youtube.com/watch?v=LsxHrxb6lXM 
 This is that poser, radio-friendly stuff. Lister, go big or go home please…… 
 Name your top 3 atmo bands 
 Boston, Chicago, Mountain. 
 See this is where I think you're loosing the plot
I'm talking atmo-metal
post-metal if you will
You're just talking nonsense 
 

Boston is nonsense

Chicago is nonsense

Now I know you’re trolling. 
 What is this album?

https://i.poastcdn.org/078a49ea4915c82e1728a552324238cd5b86fd05ff83a6d2cd5b2bed4bf55a9f.png 
 All The Waters of the World Turn To Sneed. 
 yES and that is a METAL album just like all the other bands I linked, unlike what you linked. DO you understand why I'm a wee bit upset with you dissing them? 
 I didn’t link anything. 🧐 
 Wow nice dancing around the question
I bet you can dance real nice around my 
 >25 or 6 to 4 isn't literal nonsense 
 SHUT THE FUCK UP DREAMER IM WORKING ON SOMETHING HERE 
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>boston
just take the troll posts to the CAH 
 Fuck you I only sound like that now when I’m mad. 
 Owl's been trolling me for the past hour don't get me started 
 I don’t troll on Poa.st because that’s actually against the rules. 
 youtube.com/watch?v=RG4QbnWirdw 
 I hate this band. 
 Next you're going to tell me you hate Lord Mantis 
 Banger right here
youtube.com/watch?v=5z0RIUnTv1w