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 nostr:npub18m76awca3y37hkvuneavuw6pjj4525fw90necxmadrvjg0sdy6qsngq955 nostr:npub1utx00neqgqln72j2... 
 I won't do 100 pushups ups but I'll do 8 to get us over this hump 
 Your stack will never feel big enough.

But don't stress fren, if you're buying in 2024 you're gonna make it πŸ«‚ 
 Old enough to remember when terra luna thought they had an infinite money glitch  
 20 New gifs and custom memes live on nostr:nprofile1qqspcm9j9xtt42lfyx7dghytvgfm9k4sjmuguja9v7x585v45xrg25gym6chp

Now we must wait for a sharp price change to enjoy them  
 i fucking love blossom on my #haven relay

please clients why are you taking so long to implement this amazing tech, should be very easy and fast to make such an uploader 
https://relay.utxo.one/362f318256af800a81d713736fa797c385ceb06a6668f2a549a602bf3e9d02ab.png 
 What products have you shipped? 
 Abandon the bad ones yes 
 More robust and extendable, sha256 filenames means you can find identical files across mirrored servers - nip96 is just an upload API basically  
 Spent the last hours looking for new gifs for nostr:nprofile1qqspcm9j9xtt42lfyx7dghytvgfm9k4sjmuguja9v7x585v45xrg25gym6chp , found some bangers 
 Minibits.cash is the best lightning wallet for nostr imo, this is the one to recommend to new users  
 I am a bit jelly of people's mstr gains but whatever my money safe and that's #1 priority for me  
 I cannot imagine how stupid someone needs to be to short bitcoin after the halving and election

Like bruh at least do it next year wtf are you thinking  
 Then nostr:nprofile1qqs0w2xeumnsfq6cuuynpaw2vjcfwacdnzwvmp59flnp3mdfez3czpspz4mhxue69uhhwmm59eaxzcm0daejucm0d5hsdwjwgg would nuke it until it has no value  
 I don't mean to jinx it but this cycle could be the start of the s curve 

https://i.nostr.build/EDQXzxTzkOD90T3c.jpg 
 You should be able to use my fren relay for free as well: wss://frens.utxo.com  
 I think lightning and nostr proved a very important concept that may have gone overlooked.

Using completely open protocols and freedom incentives, you all donated over 3.5m sats to me with one ask. This is actually a serious amount of money. No VCs, no boards, no strings. And we are still very small.

I hope this signals to other developers to take a chance and build on these protocols. The community highly values this kind of work.

I am extremely humbled by the outpouring of support, it did make me a bit emotional if I'm being honest. It's highly motivating to keep building, and it basically proves that nostr and lightning is definitely gonna make it.

Thank you all again so much πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ«‚πŸ«‚πŸ™πŸ™ 
 These sats will never see the light of day, they are in my cold wallet now  
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 bitcoin is an IQ test and i swear to god the 80IQ guys really did win this round lmao πŸ˜‚ 
 Damn thanks nostr:nprofile1qqsywt6ypu57lxtwj2scdwxnyrl3sry9typcstje65x7rw9a2e5nq8sprpmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuumwdae8gtnnda3kjctvqydhwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnzd96xxmmfdecxzunt9e3k7mgpp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mq9hxafw very generous πŸ«‚πŸ™πŸ«‘πŸ₯ΊπŸ€ 
 Does it make me evil to think it's funny people are losing their entire life savings degen trading with leverage? 
 Not stop loss, forced orders/margin calls, meaning the trader lost all of the money

All exchanges publish this on their websockets  
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 lol nostr is wild

I love working on this thing 
 Lmfao gm

nostr:nevent1qqs2mn0vyzml83zamqhlhjutfmq9xclw6txq5wyfzm62ccgfpyvrtwgpz4mhxue69uhhwmm59eaxzcm0daejucm0d5hsygqudjezn946405jr0x5tj9kyyajm2cfd7ywfwjk0r2r6x26rp592ypsgqqqqqqs9xt9nv 
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 If you could snap your fingers and get rid of ONE tax, which would you choose and why? 

1. Incom... 
 Income for sure 
 Imagine having to buy cardano to vote in an election lmfao what are these shitcoiners talking about  
 nostr:nprofile1qqsrhuxx8l9ex335q7he0f09aej04zpazpl0ne2cgukyawd24mayt8gprfmhxue69uhhq7tjv9kkjepwve5kzar2v9nzucm0d5hszxmhwden5te0wfjkccte9emk2um5v4exucn5vvhxxmmd9uq3xamnwvaz7tmhda6zuat50phjummwv5hsx7c9z9 loves screenshots like this 
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 Hol'up 
 How I felt when nostr:nprofile1qqspcm9j9xtt42lfyx7dghytvgfm9k4sjmuguja9v7x585v45xrg25gpzdmhxue69uhhwmm59e6hg7r09ehkuef0e53axx actually worked 
 Imo men should dress like this again, our clothes suck now 
 https://i.nostr.build/dOasbPE4PGKs0lut.jpg 
 You'd get laid I bet 
 Bitcoin Bitcoin Bitcoin Bitcoin 

Fuck you I won't stop talking about BITCOIN I don't care if normal dummies don't like it https://i.nostr.build/YdqywEt7y6Hs3LaW.jpg 
 One of the biggest tires and wheels companies in Toronto now accepts Bitcoin with bitvora 😎🀠

If you're in the market definitely check them out

https://automotiveimportmarket.com/ 
 Who needs protein shakes when you have steaks 
 You must be a big boy 
 Unless you're a literal bodybuilder or high level athlete that's probably too much I think 

I think 1g/kg is good for someone who just works out like 2-3x per week?? 
 I'm 72kg and probably like ~14% body fat, so I should be eating 130g per day roughly? 
 I'm eating too much already πŸ˜† hopefully I'll get my fat down soon though. Thanks doc 
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 nostr:npub1utx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7803c2k986henvvha4thuwfkper4s7r50e8 can I whitelist specific ki... 
 I don't maintain nostpy πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€” 
 There are hundreds of billions of stars in the galaxy, more than there are grains of sand at the beach

And that is nothing compared to how many dollars the Fed printed

In just the last 5 years 
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 "I can trust Nostr because there's no decision that someone running Nostr can make that can take ... 
 Wen amethyst blossom so I don't have to trust

*Insert police kart video* 
 DELETE PRICE APPS

FOLLOW nostr:nprofile1qqspcm9j9xtt42lfyx7dghytvgfm9k4sjmuguja9v7x585v45xrg25gpzpmhxue69uhh5cts9emkzarrdqhszumj0s

GFY 
 Bear and Bull emoji isn't good? 
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 $5 billion flowed into bitcoin this morning and the price went down 

LOLOLOL 
 In order to flow in, people have to sell. And sellers were willing to take a lower price  
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 We have adjusted OKX quantifies to assume they all use 100x leverage to normalize them against ot... 
 The old massive numbers were inflated by 100x in OKX, the new version shows true actual raw losses traders are taking 

nostr:nevent1qqsgu8wx92m3juuuxnngczjfu8u5tsmj4n702fk0sua22ca2p5j2fvcpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhsygqudjezn946405jr0x5tj9kyyajm2cfd7ywfwjk0r2r6x26rp592ypsgqqqqqqsk4yjhm 
 Ok so I realize now okx is showing me the leveraged position while the other exchanges are showing just the margin lost 

So I think I will start dividing the okx amounts by 100 on nostr:nprofile1qqspcm9j9xtt42lfyx7dghytvgfm9k4sjmuguja9v7x585v45xrg25gpzpmhxue69uhh5cts9emkzarrdqhszumj0s - this is what aggr.trade is doing

Thoughts? 
 There are no posts, but many sites also track this so it can be verified  
 Nah the websocket just shows the total order. Checked a bunch of other websites they seem to all do the same thing, just divide by 100 
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 Yo yo yo I need help. 

I don't want any ETH at all any more. 
 
 Thankfully vpns work in USA 🫑 
 Run your own wire guard vpn and you'll never have this issue 🐸 
 Canada Post, a government monopoly that loses a billion dollars per year, is going on strike for higher wages and now Canadians won't get any mail.

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 Well we don't put people in jail for Facebook posts yet so I think y'all still hold the crown  
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 Alright, I think I have #Haven relay set up and running... First time installing and running anyt... 
 I dunno how umbrel works, need another dev to build such a thing  
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 my wife paid $32.50 for a toasted sandwich today.

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