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 Yo yo yo I need help. 

I don't want any ETH at all any more. 
 
 Looking for some AI Blockchain investments any advice ? https://i.nostr.build/R80CbJPNp1r4xMXM.jpg 
 If you paid a bunch of money to learn Keynesian economics it's probably impossible to understand Bitcoin 

Not only did you learn the wrong things you have to also learn you paid $100,000 for a degree in communism  
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 Okx has the real degens 
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 MICROSTRATEGY BOUGHT AN ADDITIONAL 55,000 IOUS FROM THE BIGGEST SHITCOIN CASINO ON THE PLANET
https://i.nostr.build/uFt49CgN5helZBhQ.gif 
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 It's only doing 100 BTC+ losses now, should be a lot less spammy  
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 Is that bad? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ nostr:note17mawm5d097xh9wqugecpzvgfk74ztxz553hyj7gvn997lztc2u6qwwk2fd 
 I thought this was a big but even the logs are showing it's real

I don't understand how someone can lose 1000 BTC who are these people 
 There's no way I'm reading this wrong... right? look at the last line, sz (stands for size) showing 1000 BTC lost??

https://relay.utxo.one/db7b82a9d699fc5fe4e61b470ed29f3dc13ac908934c7d6359d4f534c0025b0e.png 
 OKX liquidation sell order for 1000 BTC, what do you mean no idea? 
 I don't think they'll ever be done lol ๐Ÿ˜† 
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 How is this real? 

nostr:nevent1qqs0d7hd6xhjlrtjhqwyvuq3xyym0239np22gmjf0yxfjjl039u9wdqpzdmhxue6... 
 I can't believe it myself, but look at the last event ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ https://i.nostr.build/aQTpiiK2kkBvlwWL.jpg 
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 I am now only announcing liquidations over 10 BTC

Because too many degens are being liquidated 
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 Multiple casinos (listed in profile) - mostly all coming from okx tho looks like  
 Gm

Okx traders are next level degenerate now I have to change nostr:nprofile1qqspcm9j9xtt42lfyx7dghytvgfm9k4sjmuguja9v7x585v45xrg25gpzpmhxue69uhh5cts9emkzarrdqhszumj0s to only include 10 BTC+ liquidations  
 I fixed it pls re follow ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿ˜‚ 
 Little bug just redeploy  
 Thank you nostr:nprofile1qqsz4t0m3tragwk2d5tyakvjfq28jyqysf5kq8lkp4zx83x4kw4lmngpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezumrpdejqzxnhwden5te0dehhxarj9ehhyctwvajhq6tvdshxgetkqyd8wumn8ghj7argv4nx7un9wd6zumn0wd68yvfwvdhk64s8y0t again you're too kind ๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿซ‚ 
 Damn bro thank you man nostr:nprofile1qqsph3c2q9yt8uckmgelu0yf7glruudvfluesqn7cuftjpwdynm2gygpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejsz9rhwden5te0wfjkccte9ejxzmt4wvhxjmcpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezumrpdejq2jyty2 ๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿซ‚ 
 i was talking to somebody very passionately about nostr today and they asked me if i was a progra... 
 It's just like any of platform but you can't change your password, nobody is in charge and you get money

 Don't have to explain the specs to sell it ๐Ÿธ 
 Thank you nostr:nprofile1qqswum4p82uluhz2dr40nvdrflspffntgqghc58w9fs57nx6jkdkuaqprpmhxue69uhhqmr9vfhkuefwdehhxarjxyhxxmmdq9n8wumn8ghj7enfd36x2u3wdehhxarj9emkjmn99ah8qatzx9sk26pj0fmngetvv4mhjdfk8qexc7rrxeuxumr30f4xu7rtwdcnxvpnvamh2vnwwpnxz7ryxsuhvmtyv5m8zcm3x3h8w7plvfex7ctyvdshxapaw3e82egpz4mhxue69uhhwmm59ehx7um5wgh8qctjw3uslxp7q5 ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿซ‚ 
 HOLY SHIT

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 Fucking whales out there man damn 
 Each skull represents 1 BTC lost, made it easier for the frogs  
 There aren't links, but anyone else is welcome to connect to the okex websocket to verify https://www.okx.com/docs-v5/en/ 
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 ๐Ÿ‚ Long Rekt: 16,640,000,000 sats on OKEx @ $90596.30 ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐... 
 HOLY SHIT

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 Canada Post, a government monopoly that loses a billion dollars per year, is going on strike for higher wages and now Canadians won't get any mail.

๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ 
 ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€ - blasted a billion, lost, and still in debt 
https://i.nostr.build/pDiE7FUnkCvbMBfG.jpg 
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 Iv got a question for some of our #nostr techs 
nostr:nprofile1qqsw9n8heusyq0el9f99tveg7r0rhcu9tz... 
 Most bullish on cashu  
 Without government, who would shut down the coffee trucks? https://i.nostr.build/6QfziyqMRrfAZ5Xr.jpg 
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 ๐Ÿป Short Rekt: 1,000,000,000 sats on Bybit @ $91391.00 ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€... 
 All exchanges publish liquidation events on their websockets  
 Damn thank you nostr:nprofile1qqsz4t0m3tragwk2d5tyakvjfq28jyqysf5kq8lkp4zx83x4kw4lmngpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezumrpdejqzxnhwden5te0dehhxarj9ehhyctwvajhq6tvdshxgetkqyd8wumn8ghj7argv4nx7un9wd6zumn0wd68yvfwvdhk64s8y0t ๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฅบ 
 I hope Ross has a fat stack waiting for him and will live like a King ๐Ÿ‘‘ 
 *confession time* 

plebs.. i have sinned 

i returned to the trenches 

looking for 100x gains 
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 Dis u? 
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 Trump makes me want to eat McDonald's so badly but I already spent my whole budget in steak and eggs 
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 ๐Ÿ‚ Long Rekt: 615,000,000 sats on Binance @ $88360.67 ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

This degen just... 
 Something tells me this trader knows nostr:nprofile1qqsp4lsvwn3aw7zwh2f6tcl6249xa6cpj2x3yuu6azaysvncdqywxmgprpmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuumwdae8gtnnda3kjctvq9n8wumn8ghj7enfd36x2u3wdehhxarj9emkjmn99ah8qatzx9e8gmr3vdsnsu3kv96hjcthx4hr26pnds6ngv3jv3kngumj0y6kg7nxv4jngd3exen8zefcwvm8zem4v34hxdmydf6xvuelvfex7ctyvdshxapaw3e82egpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejs5mzk3a
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 I don't have what it takes to make it on bluesky  
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 Hello ๐Ÿ‘‹ 

Is there any ppl around here?

I am looking to connect with Bitcoin and crypto enthu... 
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 Call me old fashioned, but I think the U.S. should stop funding endless wars around the world tha... 
 Wow just reported you for alt right hate speech  
 help me come up with more jokes to make fun of people getting liquidated pls ๐Ÿ˜‰ 
https://relay.utxo.one/bf9a7d12492523e084c268c71c7ae50e63c179cb18fa4856ea9e3e96ee22d833.png 
 That ones going in 
 Cast iron skillet+ meat thermometer= perfect everytime  
 Color is based on the diet of the chicken  
 Officially threw out every piece of plastic cookware from my kitchen 

My balls probably already full of micro plastics but at least now we can stop the count  
 That was my prompt to do this  
 That's what she said 
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 I am now going to perform the same test in Nostr

THERE ARE ONLY TWO GENDERS

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 Peter Schiff latest podcast has so much Bitcoin cope, highly recommended  
 Bitcoin pumping and long term rates going up is signaling the market is betting on more inflation under Trump, no? 
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 You'd have to be using a very different definition of "custodial" to come to this conclusion.

no... 
 When alby serves an invoice from lnurl you can't be sure they're not maliciously serving their own invoices instead of yours, intercepting some of your payments for themselves 

Of course they would never, but that's what he means. Still a lot of trust  
 Daily dose of laughter, it's good for your health  https://v.nostr.build/MlYYdBievHpngoFw.mp4 
 I figured out nostr:nprofile1qqs04xzt6ldm9qhs0ctw0t58kf4z57umjzmjg6jywu0seadwtqqc75sprfmhxue69uhhq7tjv9kkjepwve5kzar2v9nzucm0d5hsz9mhwden5te0wfjkccte9ec8y6tdv9kzumn9wshszynhwden5te0wp6hyurvv4cxzeewv4esdp32r9 secret to pumping out so much code https://v.nostr.build/pmwNBdWP1LgdejuB.mp4 
 Thank you nostr:nprofile1qqsq6vdl4c4xvgev5m0cjdkkdj3trj4ycdmq0zus00wxtwspejt97cqppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0qywhwumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytnzd96xxmmfdejhytnnda3kjctv9ujt595w ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™ 
 Thank you nostr:nprofile1qqs8a474cw4lqmapcq8hr7res4nknar2ey34fsffk0k42cjsdyn7yqqpzemhxue69uhks6tnwshxummnw3ezumrpdejz7qgwwaehxw309ahx7uewd3hkctcpzemhxue69uhk2er9dchxummnw3ezumrpdejz7382ta8 ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™ 
 Thank you nostr:nprofile1qqsynmt6nf4qa5ggrepz6rvcyurcmpl63fe0x4dyvkguptnullrufpqpz9mhxw309a6k6cnjv4kr5dpcxsuzqqg6waehxw309askgatvwshrzwrsd36hxtnnda3kjctv9uq3samnwvaz7tmrwfjkzarj9ehx7um5wgh8w6twv5hsa4yu65 that's so generous!! ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™ 
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 Created an account yesterday to check out Nostr. Today I post. Hello all.

#Introductions 
 Welcome sir ๐Ÿค  
 Thank you nostr:nprofile1qqs04yxqjhrweg0a8qfmav70kp2gxm86y97ef8ff4zf66gzjxy379tqpr9mhxue69uhhq7tjv9kkjepwve5kzar2v9nzucm0d5q3camnwvaz7tmwdaehgu3wvf5hgcm0d9hx2u3wwdhkx6tpdsq3qamnwvaz7tmwdaehgu3wwa5kuegk3y8dn ๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿ™๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿ™ 
 I promise just typing "go build" is easier than docker!! 
 Just run multiple instances on different ports :)