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 I got off seed oils and now all my body wants is steak 🥩 

I just eat steak like every meal lol 
 I’m not doing carnivore. I’m still eating asparagus and potatoes and stuff. But I basically have steak at every meal now 
 Essentially. 
 I think you could accomplish the same thing with ground beef on the cheap 
 Being smart is easy. Being kind and patient is hard.  
 Being a kind and patient father has been the thing that has made me more kind and patient in the rest of my life. 
 I feel the same way, but we did hug in Miami 🫂 lol 
 I hope nobody digs up my old notes. I say some pretty dumb things and would hate to confront them... 
 I don’t even know how to find my old notes lol 
 How me and bro look at you in 2050 when bitcoin is 100 million a coin and you tell us we got lucky… https://image.nostr.build/4c025aab860f5ecef4cfaa1d52e2ff55cb366f2fc2c30c9de65d99c7d6e0267b.jpg  
 Just us, but it won’t be gay because we’ll be rich. 
 Haha hell yeah. That’s gonna look dope on you. 
 Have you ever considered wearing a watch in order to… flex on these hoes? 
 Tudor is a good place to start for entry level luxury. It’s Rolex’s sister brand. All of the quality of a Rolex at a fraction of the price. Although a g shock is pretty cool too and that’s like $100 
 Great watch 
 Lol people are mad at @LynAlden for calling Rolexes shitcoins on twitter. 

As a Rolex enjoyer I have to say, they are absolutely shitcoins. https://image.nostr.build/01c6529c943133695df24446452ee20489ccc983760c5b9d56a9c802a4717520.jpg  
 Wife’s car 
 Yes 
 One of the finest shitcoins fiat money can buy 
 Looks good! 
 If you can get the retail price, but normally you have to have a large purchase history before they give you premium allocations. 
 I want that rail dial one 
 Great watch. I have one too. 
 Love that DJ I have the 36mm version 
 So true 
 God tier 
 God tier 
 Though you’re too big a guy for that. We really need to get you a g shock. 
 I sent you a zap. Make it happen. 
 Beautiful 
 That’s cool. I love Seiko mods. 
 Casio 
 Current vibes are quite similar to September 2016 and September 2020. 

Just an observation. I do... 
 Great minds think similarly or something like that 
 @LynAlden has inspired me to do more long form stories on nostr.

It was a random thursday, the summer between junior and senior year of high school. 

Me and three of my buddies were getting high in the back of my friend Dave’s mustang, when someone decided we needed to go on a beer run. 

For anyone who isn’t aware, a beer run is very literally what it sounds like. You grab a case of beer and run 🏃 out of the store before anyone catches you. 

Conversation then turned to who was going to do the beer run. (You only need one guy) My friend Dave was driving so he was out. I had turned 18 recently and I didn’t want to risk big boy jail. Which left my friend James and my friend Brad. James didn’t want to do it because he was wearing flip flops. Brad made up some bs about how he twisted his ankle skateboarding (which was a lie). So ultimately James was like “fine I’ll do it you fucking pussies” and he got out of the car. 

So we watch James walk into the grocery store from the car, the plan is to pick him up around back when he runs out. 

Here’s where things get crazy. The grocery store is next to a target and as James walk into the store a police helicopter pulls into the sky above the parking lot we’re in. 

“Fuck, this is bad. Ok quick call James 📱 let him know that the beer run is off.” 

I dial up James on my phone and as it’s ringing I see him bolt out of the store, two angry grocery clerks chase after him. He’s running so fast that his flip flops come flying off behind him and he’s now running barefoot on 130 degree asphalt. 

He turns the corner and the police helicopter sees him, and starts yelling at him through the bullhorn to get on the ground. He throws the beer in the air and puts his hands up. 70 cans of beer going rolling down the hill. 

We’re in the back of the mustang stoned. Watching all this play out, freaking the fuck out. 

We decide we better split, so we quietly drive off and go to my friends house. 

A few hours later we get a call from James, the cops are letting him go with a ticket and a court appearance and we can come pick him up from the target. 

We go to pick him up and we learn that there had been an armed robbery at the target at the exact time we were pulling off a beer run next door. Two masked men with guns were robbing the registers. They were both being apprehended precisely at the moment we were pulling off a stupid beer run. Talk about bad luck lol

The cops saw him running and assumed he was part of it. They put him on the ground and had the K-9 unit guard him. 

After the dust cleared and they realized he was just a dumb kid on a beer run they decided to cut him loose. They had bigger fish to fry that day. 

My friend Dave and I still get together and tell this story at least once a year and always compare notes to make sure we remember it correctly. 

We joke about how everyone thinks we’re embellishing or outright lying when we tell them about the helicopter interrupting our beer run. 

I’ve been telling this story so long it almost doesn’t seem real to me either. 

But it definitely happened and was one of the craziest things I’d ever seen in my life lol 😂 
 I wonder how long it can last 
 We used to steal the 36 packs 2 at a time. 

Just posted direct to client 
 The way we did it was one guy with two 36 packs. Way more than enough. 
 It’s the fucking best. Wouldn’t trade it for anything. 
 Haha except we weren’t good kids 
 Yeah but when you’re 17 they aren’t exactly gonna sell it to you lol 
 Bro no one ever believes this story lol 😂 
 lol we stole it from a different grocery store down the street 
 Haha I couldn’t secure one until I was 19, but that was a glorious two years when I got to use that thing. 
 😂 
 I observe a decrease of cultural festivals & community here in Germany. I’m also not a fan of e... 
 Why do you think that is? Less homogeneous society? Internet culture? Lack of youth involvement? Less religious? What’s driving it? 
 I noticed that most of the time it's those who don't work on anything that keep telling other peo... 
 lol I’ve had people demand I do more for bitcoin before. Very odd. 

Like how about you take that energy my guy and you go do more for bitcoin. 

This is a global group project you know. 
 When I was growing up in middle school and high school, I had a next door neighbor trailer park f... 
 I know this feeling well. I once watched requiem for a dream in a literal crackhouse lol 😂 it hit twice as hard. 
 I had a lot of friends like Jordan. Spent a lot of time in the kind of environments you’re describing. It was sad because you could tell by observing home environments like those that your friends didn’t really have a chance. Their unconscious conditioning had too much gravity and it would be too hard to escape it. I don’t know anyone who did. 
 I sat on the edge of the bed just staring at the credits contemplating how fucked up life is. 
 The mother always hits me the hardest 
 For a long time I thought investing in our era was hard and now I think it might be the easiest thing ever. 

Long real food 
Short fake food 

Long hard money 
Short soft money 

Long decentralized tech
Short centralized tech 

Long science 
Short scientism 

Basically just find a 20th century institution that’s in decay and short it while longing its replacement. 
 Yep 
 Even weirder is that something is compelling me to keep showing up every day. Almost like what we’re doing matters or will blossom into something more in the near future. 
 I’ve felt this feeling before. Things are about to get really fucking exciting really soon 
 Yep 
 Generally true: Most hodlers got here an epoch too late and they fucked up their stack by an order of magnitude. 

And yet they are still massively winning. 
 The lesson is to go big early and also not overly concern yourself with being perfect 
 As you grow older, it becomes harder to distinguish between where you’ve changed and where the ... 
 Embracing change is a good thing. Change is the only constant. 
 I always tell people it takes 3-7 years of extreme sacrifice. 

3 if you have a genius level iq. 7 if you’re average. 
 During the nostr panel at the bitcoin conference a few weeks back I correctly anticipated and predicted the mounting pressure Elon Musk and X would face from global governments.
https://m.primal.net/KZpF.mov 
 The moral of the story is the “experts” are total retards. https://image.nostr.build/3348cf7015ceeda4a0e961246b0dada02f0118b4b0c2a9b31bb5b23839c69423.jpg  
 Graduate students* 
 Not really. 
 Cagr is basically 50% and people are complaining about price action lol 😂 this is an infinite money glitch. https://image.nostr.build/4a9528d5d70a8113e2e9fa1eb2f1130fccdb99246d26d0d9ea2173bb5399b0d3.jpg  
 Compounded annual growth rate in bitcoin is 48% over the last four years. 

Wheras it’s only 12% in traditional markets. 

Bitcoin holders are making 36% more per year than fiat investors. 
 I think America really fucked up by not forcing the Marshall plan to be contingent on 1A and 2A. 

If you’re going to take American dollars you need to share American values. 

This should be our new policy strategy in relation to all foreign aid /protection / trade etc… 

You do business with America? You gotta act like America. You need to have American values. 

You don’t want American values? Cool fund yourself. 
 Be unapologetic. 
 "why aren't people using bitcoin" - me for 14 years
"why aren't people using nostr" - me for 2 ye... 
 Being one year early will make you rich, being ten years early will drive you insane. 
 I can't really relate to most of the people with large amounts of Bitcoin talking about the price... 
 The harsh reality is that tickets were available to everyone on earth with an internet connection. You didn’t even need money early on. Bitcoin was literally free, people were just giving it away. So technically yes you did have the ability to buy a ticket. Even though I bought fairly early, I should have been here even earlier. I knew about bitcoin in 2011 and chose not to act. That’s true for most OG’s. Then when we finally did act we had to endure ridicule about our beliefs in addition to the emotional volatility of our investment. It wasn’t easy in the slightest and most of the people I know from back then are out of bitcoin now. Very few hodled. 
 Here’s the empathy. The harsh reality of bitcoin adoption was true then and it’s still true now. The same feeling you have about people who were earlier than you will be had by people who were later than you about you. Bitcoin still has 100x + to go. The ultimate kindness is to make people aware of this reality and offer them help and resources to position themselves in order to take advantage. 
 Thank you for recognizing my greatness lol 
 I’m a free speech absolutist. Always have been. Always will be. 

Fuck Brazil. 
 I agree, but I know it won’t happen. Brazil is a big profit center for Facebook. 
 The power law thing is fucking dumb 
 Some of the people promoting it come off as poor cringe hucksters. Many bitcoin will be lost by people attempting to trade it. 
 The idea that bitcoins ascent is orderly/predictable 
 It’s just a line that goes up and to the right. lol why are people excited by it? We all know bitcoin goes up and to the right. 
 If it holds even beyond next year I’ll change my mind. 
 3 decisions shape your life. 

1. Who you marry 
2. When you finally decide to prioritize your health
3. When you get into bitcoin 
 35 and 27