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 But he has ears? 
 I need to go to bed tho. :pepe_jammies: 
 GN. I am in bed but not sleeping yet. 
 I love this emote! :boo_pumpkin: 
 When does she turn 18? 
 I am not going to ask her that. 
 Hmmmmmm... So she's a waitress? 
 She is standing behind the counter. 
 What does she do? 
 Serves the entree. 
 I talked to/met another girl who gave me advice. She said to ask her for when she gets off work. She said I should say I want to get to know you better to the girl. She also said when I talk to her that I let her know I want to date her. 
 Thank y'all for your encouragement. I have never approached a girl before, so this is new for me. 
 trying to be a side piece andrew...for shame... 
 :impaler: :impaler: 
 Sometimes I get annoyed at the advice on this site. But then I remember people are being silly. 
 OK. I will. 
I may go back for dinner and pay $14 only if she is there. She wasn't working at lunch today. I hope I see her again. 
 I keep thinking that there is no way this girl is single. 
 Ask if she would like to get together for a coffee or lunch. ASK for her #. I have never  called ... 
 OK. I will. 
I may go back for dinner and pay $14 only if she is there. She wasn't working at lunch today. I hope I see her again. 
 Don't tell her about your love of warhammer 40k until AFTER you've been dating. 
 Don't play 
 You: How long you worked here?

Her: answer

You: Nice! Any aspirations for the future? Going to ... 
 She works in the school café, so I assume she is going to school for something. There are a million different ways I could go... 
 You are overthinking it.
It's just a flower. 🌹
A simple gesture. 
I doubt she doesn't like 
fl... 
 I do overthink a lot... :nicechan_sigh: 
 flower plus number in a little note...tbh (to be hitler) i dont see how the disguise would hurt t... 
 What if she doesn't like flowers? I can't believe I am seriously considering this.

Where are @Rose  and @HockeyDoxie when you need them? 
 If I see her again, I will tell her. I may just give her my number. 
 Das rite, take that heifer 
 How would I approach her again? 
 Bring her a flower :pepe_chocolates: 
 She said thank you when I told her she was very cute. She was cute with her hair braided and freckles/no makeup. 
 Should have done it.
Keep going back. 
 She is working, not expecting to be hit on. 
 Had to resist telling deli worker at my university cafeteria she was cute and I wanted her number. 
 tfw no ffmpeg 
 I don't know his (her?) skill level 
 MacBook Air… deflated 
 If you can, try Handbrake to transcode videos in the future

Here is a guide:
https://support.3playmedia.com/hc/en-us/articles/227729168-Transcoding-Videos-with-HandBrake 
 Thank you! That’s what it’s supposed to look like. 
I actually couldn’t tell because it pla... 
 Do you have a Mac or Windows? 
 Put your weiner in her ear 
 :impaler: 
 Hang in there. I've got you on my nightly prayer list. I'm asking for a nice Christian, virginal,... 
 I met a girl at a Bible study on campus a few weeks ago. Got her number so she could send me a Discord server invite. 
 gonorrhrea- an std 
 How? 

If she just has a small nose ring... I don't really like those with a lot of them, just few. 
 Good advice! 
 What's the clap? 
 If a girl has a nose ring, my attraction ↗️ 🔥 
 I never thought sitting on a throne would be relieving. 
 :gmmmm: ☕ :kitty_pat: 
 Hope you have a blessed day today. 
 Up past your bed time again I see 
 For some reason, I think of @Rose when I see this emote. Maybe because she was the one I saw using it regularly. 🤷

nostr:note1asz426phr76qwk3lfjt80ydpjgvzdpx6atl0dv9x9tnwcydyvnkqax4ca8 
 nostr:npub1ku8y90c3zzc0naz76z7fhakw46r9kvxsufzzf8mlzwdqx43x6s9sla8cga nostr:npub1jm40a4vk6mf3ugh7... 
 GN :pepe_jammies: :glitter_4: 
 GN, Potato and GCL and Jill […I saw that…] 
 I tagged you for the Goth 
 :happy_bunny: already have that 
 OK. Sorry for not checking before. 
 do you do it in a funny voice? 
 No. Over text. 
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 I mean I have never seen this at all. 
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 I always try to be nice 
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 Tell her Andrew - CyberShell said hi 
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 No dying or suicide jokes! :impaler: 
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 I want to watch this now! 
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 GM, Miss GCL. 
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 It's Melvin! 
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 Here kitty kitty 😚 😚 
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 Fun fact: I almost went outside to walk but was too tired from swimming. 
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 I will ask her if she will talk after work. 
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 Cute! :blob_aww: