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Ωmega | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +2 
 Always remember the KISS method

Keep
It
Simple
Stupid

Small talk, thazzit
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Evil Bender, Life Coach PhD:nv: :nofatpeople: | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +3 
 Don't tell her about your love of warhammer 40k until AFTER you've been dating.
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Ωmega | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +3 
 *walks up*

Hi! May I take your ord-

I LIKE TYRANIDS
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Evil Bender, Life Coach PhD:nv: :nofatpeople: | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 She'll get the ick for sure, ladies only wanna hear about your Astartes.
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Andrew :latin_cross: | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Don't play
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Evil Bender, Life Coach PhD:nv: :nofatpeople: | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +3 
 Whatever your nerd thing is, hide that power level. At least for a month or so. Mine didn't see my collectable star trek plates for at least that long.
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Psychotic Militant Bitch | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +4 
 This is a lie nothing will get her pussy wetter than hearing about your encyclopedic knowledge of transformers.
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Armadillo Rancher | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +3 
 

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Evil Bender, Life Coach PhD:nv: :nofatpeople: | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 These kind of girls can't wait to get me in the sack for pon farr, it's all about the spocker.