When a woman does a clap 👏 emoji she's saying her roastie cooch down below is slapping together as well.
I know this because of my learnings. 

 How? 

If she just has a small nose ring... I don't really like those with a lot of them, just few. 

 Hang in there. I've got you on my nightly prayer list. I'm asking for a nice Christian, virginal, nature loving young lady to be your girlfriend. You need to ask for this also and give thanks when God provides. 

 I met a girl at a Bible study on campus a few weeks ago. Got her number so she could send me a Discord server invite. 

 Put your weiner in her ear 

 :impaler: 

 if she has gauges it could work... 

 I don't know what discord is. But if that's good then alright! 

 people almost never die from the clap... 

 Leave it untreated long enough and you might want to though.