Hang in there. I've got you on my nightly prayer list. I'm asking for a nice Christian, virginal, nature loving young lady to be your girlfriend. You need to ask for this also and give thanks when God provides. 

 I met a girl at a Bible study on campus a few weeks ago. Got her number so she could send me a Discord server invite. 

 Put your weiner in her ear 

 :impaler: 

 if she has gauges it could work... 

 I don't know what discord is. But if that's good then alright!