You: How long you worked here?
Her: answer
You: Nice! Any aspirations for the future? Going to school for anything?
Her: answer
You: That sounds interesting, actually! Well hey, I don't want to hold up the line to long. I wish you success in your future endeavors, if you have time later I would love to grab a bite to eat and chat if you wish, your choice of place, I'll buy! *Slide number* Here's my number,feel free to call or text anytime, I'm not busy usually. Hope the rest of your day is wonderful!
Simple questions break the ice quick. Doesn't have to be fancy or complicated.
Simple 😏🌹
At least make sure it's chocolate so she can eat it. My wife never cared much for flowers cause "I always have to watch them die" 😂
Same. Unless it is potted but that's a shitty first gift. "Here is one more thing for you to have to take care of you're welcome"
She works in the school café, so I assume she is going to school for something. There are a million different ways I could go...
Always remember the KISS method
Keep
It
Simple
Stupid
Small talk, thazzit
Don't tell her about your love of warhammer 40k until AFTER you've been dating.
*walks up*
Hi! May I take your ord-
I LIKE TYRANIDS
She'll get the ick for sure, ladies only wanna hear about your Astartes.
Don't play
Whatever your nerd thing is, hide that power level. At least for a month or so. Mine didn't see my collectable star trek plates for at least that long.
This is a lie nothing will get her pussy wetter than hearing about your encyclopedic knowledge of transformers.
Ask if she would like to get together for a coffee or lunch. ASK for her #. I have never called a man in my life. If he fancies me, he'll ask for my #. I've never chased a man. If she is a nice girl (which I'm still praying for you) then she will want you to make the first move.
ive been told by some service industry girls that they prefer when the guy gives them his number...
:bonk_pepe:
i dont see why we should hit andrew with a bat...but if you think it will help...
OK. I will.
I may go back for dinner and pay $14 only if she is there. She wasn't working at lunch today. I hope I see her again.
Keep trying bud.
You're a good honest Christian man.
I keep thinking that there is no way this girl is single.
trying to be a side piece andrew...for shame...
DONN WANNUM IN MUH SECTION APE HOUSIN YAW :bear_pat:
:impaler: :impaler:
Well you never know. :animu_smug8:
You're gonna have to talk to
her to find out. :animu_okie:
Not after you get a hold of her...
Makes sense to think that but you never know until you ask her out
That's being defeatist. That's Satan trying to warp your thinking. Ask your Guardian Angel to guide you and tell Satan to go away. The universe provides, but you have to ask for guidance and be grateful when you get it.
Her: I appreciate the effort, but I have a boyfriend already
You: Oh, no problem! Sorry to intrude! (Sucks for you that you chose him over me, bitch)
Don't say that last part out loud
NB4 "SHES A NICE LADY :swat3: "
yeah cover your mouth with your fist and make like you are coughing when you say it...
Have your wingman beatbox the metal mario theme while you rap to her with interesting facts about marine life
youtube.com/watch?v=8DERgo9rJz0
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