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If she just has a small nose ring... I don't really like those with a lot of them, just few. 
 Hang in there. I've got you on my nightly prayer list. I'm asking for a nice Christian, virginal, nature loving young lady to be your girlfriend. You need to ask for this also and give thanks when God provides. 
 I met a girl at a Bible study on campus a few weeks ago. Got her number so she could send me a Discord server invite. 
 Put your weiner in her ear 
 :impaler: 
 if she has gauges it could work... 
 I don't know what discord is. But if that's good then alright!