Oddbean new post about login | logout She works in the school café, so I assume she is going to school for something. There are a million different ways I could go...
Always remember the KISS method Keep It Simple Stupid Small talk, thazzit
Don't tell her about your love of warhammer 40k until AFTER you've been dating.
*walks up* Hi! May I take your ord- I LIKE TYRANIDS
She'll get the ick for sure, ladies only wanna hear about your Astartes.
Don't play
Whatever your nerd thing is, hide that power level. At least for a month or so. Mine didn't see my collectable star trek plates for at least that long.
This is a lie nothing will get her pussy wetter than hearing about your encyclopedic knowledge of transformers.
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These kind of girls can't wait to get me in the sack for pon farr, it's all about the spocker.
Ask if she would like to get together for a coffee or lunch. ASK for her #. I have never called a man in my life. If he fancies me, he'll ask for my #. I've never chased a man. If she is a nice girl (which I'm still praying for you) then she will want you to make the first move.
ive been told by some service industry girls that they prefer when the guy gives them his number...
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i dont see why we should hit andrew with a bat...but if you think it will help...
OK. I will. I may go back for dinner and pay $14 only if she is there. She wasn't working at lunch today. I hope I see her again.
Keep trying bud.
You're a good honest Christian man.
I keep thinking that there is no way this girl is single.
trying to be a side piece andrew...for shame...
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Well you never know. :animu_smug8: You're gonna have to talk to her to find out. :animu_okie:
Not after you get a hold of her...
Makes sense to think that but you never know until you ask her out
That's being defeatist. That's Satan trying to warp your thinking. Ask your Guardian Angel to guide you and tell Satan to go away. The universe provides, but you have to ask for guidance and be grateful when you get it.
Her: I appreciate the effort, but I have a boyfriend already You: Oh, no problem! Sorry to intrude! (Sucks for you that you chose him over me, bitch) Don't say that last part out loud
NB4 "SHES A NICE LADY :swat3: "
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I talked to/met another girl who gave me advice. She said to ask her for when she gets off work. She said I should say I want to get to know you better to the girl. She also said when I talk to her that I let her know I want to date her.
did you ask her out too...competition drives them wild here...
@Ωmega @Andrew :latin_cross: @HockeyDoxie @GolfCartLady :miss_gcl: :verified_pink2: @le Chevalier des Grieux @BillingtonYVR @Armadillo Rancher @Rose Man, girls can't even have a boyfriend in peace 😔
yeah cover your mouth with your fist and make like you are coughing when you say it...
Have your wingman beatbox the metal mario theme while you rap to her with interesting facts about marine life youtube.com/watch?v=8DERgo9rJz0
You can fascinate a woman by giving her a bit of cheese. https://i.poastcdn.org/ec4fbcfd44dbd1c3c7f6e0064e33db13434ae9334c59627fbefbfdaa9332b120.jpeg
