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 These your vines? 
 They look absolutely fantastic!! 
 Now I’m really curious. How would you describe it? 
 Sounds nasty; what a shame. 
 Today was Anarcoooooooooon!

We usually camp the full Friday through Sunday event, but this year, because of the rescheduling, @boatingaccident and I were only able to come down for one day. We brought my pottery and I actually sold some despite the lower than usual turnout. 

Each year, they’ve held a Toxic Masculinity competition with spear- and axe-throwing (that USED to be coed…!)
This year, for the first time, they also held a Tradwife competition 👀 

I was invited to participate and repeatedly declined, but my husband pointed out it would be pretty funny if I won, which is true…

…it is indeed extremely funny to both of us that I won 🤣 

We were scored on speed and skill in several challenges:  folding a fitted sheet, diapering a baby, throwing grenades (water balloons) to protect the homestead, and separating egg yolk from white using only the eggshell. 

One older woman seemed to have it in the bag with her perfect sheet folding and accurate aim, but I must have beaten her on time and egg separating. 

Good thing it was a contest of skills, not strength of belief in the importance of gender roles, or I would not have won:

- a snazzy sash
- in-jokes with my husband I will never live down
- a cast iron skillet
- a silk flower bouquet
- the “baby” we diapered which was a cloth doll handmade by one of the judges, which makes Sophia extremely giggly and happy 

It was fun!  The energy of the spectators was intense, especially for fitted sheet folding. The organizers picked good challenges and good prizes. 

As a bonus, it was a minor point of humor for me to see the menfolk holding the babies during the tradwife competition 😁

#Anarcon #tradwife #irony https://image.nostr.build/8e72b1e3863dc57cc5ea8e08598c8d67ad848b4e3d1846f05ffba512001ff3e6.jpg https://image.nostr.build/75676b3016ca6340c77310ce8bade79408e87509b1d1d45033e8f2e148a96ca8.jpg https://image.nostr.build/b9a88a6d7897fd65e7e3a38475d59ccfc2929eaad416df9115455804938c6e3e.jpg https://image.nostr.build/5547209e96c673c093bf5e79545709ac70bc41d4f26416b39623c0e6937205c3.jpg https://image.nostr.build/b42c317b3d406e885ef848cd3e6d104f3328d22f717fc9b9704847b7aefb4ba7.jpg  
 We all had mad respect for that lady 🫡 
 My dad can even crack eggs one-handed and open them perfectly!  Next skill to hone… 
 Question for the Men:

When you think of Sundresses, what does the dress actually look like in yo... 
 I thought they were meant to be sleeveless dresses, too. Maybe not spaghetti only but spaghetti or tank straps. 
 Well what they like and the definition of sundress are not the same 😉 
 Let me say this… I think guys like form fitting dresses ✨on perfect bodies✨
I tried on a mermaid wedding dress because I love that look. I did NOT love it on me 🤣 I would be much cuter (positively cute) in a flowy sundress than a skintight mini (negatively cute)… 
 Sometimes, if you don’t stir the pot, the soup burns. 

#thoughts 
 My dream from last night was very much a mixture of ‘The Princess Bride’ and ‘Lupin III: Th... 
 Damsels in distress used to often be flat characters who are unrealistically weak, serving basically as a macguffin to motivate the hero, not as a person. 
Real life ones:  it’s no fun to feel powerless, especially when the condition is foisted upon you by limiting social roles. 
When you’re actually working to the best of your abilities and still need help, it’s a different feeling. 
 Shorter version:  “He has my back, we’re fighting together” is different than “I can or will do nothing at all, save me” 
 One of the coolest things about the Virginia State Fair yesterday was the marine exhibit, which unfortunately I didn’t think to take any pictures of at all, probably because I was holding Sophia. 

She got to pet a live horseshoe crab (and scream because I didn’t put her in the water with them 🤣) and see many other live marine animals from the Chesapeake Bay like blue and hermit crabs, pipefish, and spadefish. 

I had no idea such exotic-looking fish lived nearby! There was even some kind of small fish that looked a little like a less-extravagant lionfish to me, with “walking” pectoral fins to walk across the bottom. I can’t believe I forgot what it was called; if anyone can remind me, I would appreciate it!

#VAstatefair #Virginia #fair #Chesapeakebay #sealife 
 YES that is what they were called!  I guess it’s an official enough name for the conservators running the exhibit. 
I would zap you in thanks ⚡️ 🙏 
 Yeah! Yesterday was just the first day. They’re open through October 6. Check out the schedule, they have some special events!

https://www.statefairva.org/ 
 Absolutely!! 😁
She rides horses, right?  Supposedly the draft horse event takes place every day!  I hope it doesn’t rain today so she can see it. 
 The lights of the Virginia State Fair at sunset. The whole sky turned pink and it looked amazing. 

I walked all over this place all day long, often babywearing, and my feet are SORE 🤣 

Been a good, long day. 

#vastatefair #virginia #fair #ishouldausedthesetagsallalong https://image.nostr.build/2ba1e327cc395ef94ca15ebd544722a358e7dbe835bf55b3392f4f9f2c501f16.jpg https://image.nostr.build/96c035a709e82f21d49a883a00b2b0061b44534217a4445b90494e2768b11d14.jpg  
 As for me, I didn’t ride a single ride. I went for the other aspects of the fair, oriented towards farming and crafting. 
I think those are the main aspects and rides are just a bonus diversion, especially for kids and teens. 
 #TIL draft horses are born with feathered feet. 

This beauty is only five months old!

Spotted at the Virginia State Fair. There was supposed to be a draft horse event but it was pouring rain most of the day. 

Check out the draft horse tack.  These horses are LARGE. 

Not a draft horse, but a BLM horse ostensibly up for adoption. I thought that was more of a thing out West; surprised to see their presence in Virginia. 

#horses #drafthorses https://image.nostr.build/cbb8d0b2e9241845046e0a3e349ae247303eb87c59148d40b64b1a4d5bc584e3.jpg https://image.nostr.build/211546cd5edc51dc845cf00d196b9f265c20ef9c4c15b198ae0744e27e51b3d7.jpg https://image.nostr.build/85ae72d51817cb76764ab57b41dd6bd18f37b42c4b6977c2fa73d3521b92ce57.jpg  
 You can almost feel the neon street lights behind you, teasing you with a wild night back where t... 
 Love it and would love to see more 🙏 
 Amazing fiber arts at the Virginia State Fair 😍

#yarn #knit #crochet #sewing #sewstr #embroidery #art #artstr https://image.nostr.build/b93177e7ee97badbd1e4ad13d32fea60056798969783e73fe080595c6b254afb.jpg https://image.nostr.build/f89656e8641f33ef1b8bdb614233f4ca7bf42e6511dd707f49719eee1537b312.jpg https://image.nostr.build/f0784f77ff493dab7ab4b5f1cca71c2dfd5b09554e1cd6756bcd917e327fbb90.jpg https://image.nostr.build/dc71c572b9cf8899a6846f30684b479e35e2fd868a61f9e345e275c03df09c11.jpg https://image.nostr.build/78565274d039cd6dc79b1f8243f3b1004f1921e6477471bd851d3ab10b7c58ae.jpg https://image.nostr.build/9905092378402a40f420f48bd26473daca8aa511dface1cc2e9809a79d24c07e.jpg https://image.nostr.build/4517f672b476c1b5b8e816bb4a77a893e9f837868009da7df9670dddd9dfe485.jpg https://image.nostr.build/bdd1541394cce45b71336b607df45c3421800cd999392071d5e94e3ca286fc81.jpg https://image.nostr.build/183d955a3751a32ab94a67f7231b723c1e1721dbe51dd7882defd75f5031f2dd.jpg https://image.nostr.build/2ca9e05a5dc0fde2593d9e4b8e492ad51ad56e309220728e295bacf6c3d66918.jpg https://image.nostr.build/59323ea395c6d982e1db54e1b9f618e413e7d5b82443ef958ed523a27dbc77a5.jpg https://image.nostr.build/830149e30a7ebfc89f424031f1f4686fdca041b651c6401adca66932143ed016.jpg https://image.nostr.build/48f5f7f9cc0b5f030a4bb43339aab3c0af0b946b95ae5a5b577439bac9485bfa.jpg https://image.nostr.build/92045c9e4dea0120b9aae84b13de54c8c07c5a43205f506bb08306430575617f.jpg https://image.nostr.build/de06a9d2615715216a1ac903018e3be766fe482f5d256183fb5e6be11bb5800d.jpg https://image.nostr.build/dd2d501e25fb8fbe85dffd02f7284ffd4464935f8a5c05d3a14fc5d3249cb093.jpg https://image.nostr.build/918e3f76f8f0e8573a75cbb0ed0529bcf160f5d96f2648d4779c3744c89516a3.jpg https://image.nostr.build/89daddc38dad9ba57b89aa25c51cd87a70b69370ecf15cb42b8da6f388fe80b7.jpg https://image.nostr.build/f50104ac0363dfaf6fe3af577e773e420cc99821953c91a3b38c6e7e2d3cd0b1.jpg https://image.nostr.build/360b8ffd5153a626c5d150d0fc2aed6d2f229f351949efbc98037e796a99ffeb.jpg https://image.nostr.build/de945f85725dc42ba301ac29d52190370f5ec27b3fa2bc10df84c604b9017868.jpg  
 I hear #crocs have a bit of a cult following on Nostr…
Here at the Virginia State Fair is the store for you… https://image.nostr.build/ab9d412f840275001014fa9d352a65a85b55d4312900b9090eda4894bc5b63fe.jpg  
 That’s awesome! Did you grow up in a rural community?

I’m about to post a lot more fair pics; if you like that sort of thing, check back! 
 My friend told me earlier today the Lake Lure dam was filling up and people were told to evacuate. That flooding is horrible. You never think about that happening so far inland. 
 Throwback to when the left was openly talking about their “great reset,” and my beardless day... 
 You may want to consider a paid account with Nostr.build 
 This ad is so bad, even not knowing she was AI I was like “Ugh, I’m never using this, scrolling away soon” 
 I view notes and replies by default. 
It’s useful for new leads on who to follow and who to mute. 
And for butting into the middle of interesting conversations. 
 Heroic mouse 🫡 

If some POS takes my life I hope I make them cry first 
 nostr:npub1h8nk2346qezka5cpm8jjh3yl5j88pf4ly2ptu7s6uu55wcfqy0wq36rpev it would actually be quite ... 
 This kind of happens in @Companions Corner 

I like reading stuff aloud!  🙋🏻‍♀️ 
 Someday

Is there a good rule of thumb for how much stuff to add to the honey for best results? 
 #Asknostr How the hell I talk to girls? I can’t just tell them I’m filthy rich, but not yet 
 Let it be a nice surprise for the lady who gets that you’re right for each other, rich or poor 
 It’s generally a good idea to also include photos of 
- spore print
- cuts on the mushroom made a while ago and immediately
- habitat or discussion of habitat and nearby flora 
 Any other writers and novelists on here? what are you working on?
#writing #books #reading #liter... 
 I used to write and will again, but haven’t been focusing on it. I keep itching to, though. 
 I like complex characters 
 What are you reading now? 
 I’m actually between books 😱 deciding what’s next

Haha it’s true, complex characters exist in real life, too 😁 
 Big brother called me Zhu Bajie cos I snort when I laugh sometimes (he’s been playing ‘Black ... 
 Do it!  An excuse for me to restart reading it and finally finish. 
 Is C. maxima your favorite squash species? 
 PoW notes only would be a nice filtered view! 
 Who did that?! 
 It’s definitely not, I’ve been there and met some of the people who regularly contribute 
 #asknostr where can I get a custom mace? 
 Maybe @2234a106 
 Oh yeah 💪 I hit my #bowlgoal

The secret really was to start with more clay!

BUT I learned that centering six pounds of clay is ✨really hard!✨ Even when it is brand new, right out of the bag with perfect hydration, etc. 

As the old joke goes, how do you end up with a million dollars?  Start with two million… I lost probably 1/3-1/2 the clay to centering issues. 

But I do have my bowl 😁 and now I know to try three or four pounds next time. 

Also, meet the shrink ruler, a cool tool that measures how big your piece WILL BE after it shrinks in firing. 

#pottery #ceramics #clay #art #artstr #sorearms #wrensnest #handmade https://image.nostr.build/79e34402edcd73610b68464e6fec580f1614d31956d6ad9d2347829cfadc941f.jpg https://image.nostr.build/6f2b21875b12970463114de2b5dbd6d8129972a7d770302c7eb1b6c149ddc6d8.jpg https://image.nostr.build/698276717f3fdb4320837ce2757622c6272477cc451f9697fc68a4cedb6fa486.jpg  
 Coning is awesome, I had no idea how helpful it was until this class. It’s how I can make anything at all lol