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 Thanks for the feedback, y’all. I just switched back to @blinkbtc  because apparently @Alby isn’t working even though I pay a monthly fee for Alby Hub and bought several million sats worth of channel liquidity. nostr:note15z46hlf98e9fyp40exvanw8uleetxeff5zr3fgkyumnl377k0fpshjx8cj 
 GM. Has anyone had trouble zapping me lately? 

I recently switched my receiving Lightning address from Blink to Alby so it would count live zaps on zap.stream, but now I’ve heard my alby wallet appears to be causing problems… 
 Hmm OK im switching back to my blink wallet 
 Damn okay just switched back to blink 
 GOD DAMN IT ALBY WHAT AM I PAYING YOU FOR?!? 
 walker@getalby.com 
 This is one of the most powerful indictments of legacy media and censorship I’ve ever heard…

If you care about freedom of speech, take 7 minutes of your time and listen to what Lara Logan has to say. 

https://v.nostr.build/02FRAClfs6YTdm4m.mp4 
 I spent 69,420 hours studying #Bitcoin price action so you don’t have to and created a foolproof price prediction chart based on my technical analysis 👇  

Follow @Titcoin for more investing tips. https://i.nostr.build/O0nIoLYl4djZnGcX.jpg  
 Bitcoin good. 
 Yes. 
 We are Satoshi. 

We are legion. 

Suck DN, HBO. https://i.nostr.build/4susTxNncQJipy6k.jpg  
 It’s a beautiful day to be alive. https://i.nostr.build/EvPN2sbF1A4pFxOS.jpg  
 Fun fact: like Joe Dirt, I only grow facial hair in a “white trash” formation. 

https://i.nostr.build/9eDV6f3haFHejwCB.gif nostr:note1rxu89zlad0gyce62kma0zf3nxsxd8dtv5j0d6ufvyngkxzeyengsndks0h 
 I take that as the highest form of compliment 🙏 
 It’s a voice ON.

Mine and @TheGuySwann ‘s voices together produce harmonic overtones, creating new frequencies that emerge together.

If you map our harmonic frequencies to color, they create a brilliant orange, glowing with all the fire of the rising sun and the passion of the setting sun at once. 

A glorious and triumphant symphony of Bitcoin signal. 
 The real poetry is the symphonic beauty that emerges when Guy and I unite our voices as one. 
 #Bitcoin doesn’t care who Satoshi is. 
 Bitcoin Podcasts are trending to Nostr. 

You may want to get some Nostr just in case it catches ... 
 bro do you even know how to use Nostr??? 
 So embarrassing… 
 The night is always darkest just before the dawn. You must persevere. 
 Extremely well said. 
 The @Bitcoin Veterans  crew is doing amazing work on the ground delivering help, supplies, and comms to those in need. Thanks for this update @ShaneHazel 

If you’re able, I encourage you to donate some #bitcoin (or fiat!) to support their efforts — here is the link: https://pay.zaprite.com/pl_Mibjv4lkEs

Keep up the great work guys. https://i.nostr.build/wXKbYGsPaifyMEcO.jpg  nostr:note10hkzty4a0fqzqra3jvmd0tn7nky8ynxerpvlvv4dleq3mre832msnwn3ut 
 Okay @Titcoin episode released now time for bed. 

Goodnight, Nostr. https://i.nostr.build/V5Xnvtejwm7u1Xnx.jpg  
 SNEAK PEAK OF THE INTRO TO MY #NOSTRTALK WITH @QW and @corndalorian on @Titcoin 

FULL EPISODE DROPPING ON @Titcoin AS SOON AS IT FINISHES UPLOADING TO MY RSS

https://v.nostr.build/KsVMq8DQouQvuxpm.mp4 
 ***PEEK FUCK 
 HONESTLY MIGHT JUST POST MY NSEC AND BURN IT 
 Greetings and salutations! 
 Talking with @nsmolenski tomorrow on @Titcoin 

Let me know if you have any questions for Natalie. 

And if you haven’t watched her speech from the #Bitcoin Policy Summit I HIGHLY recommend it — it only takes 12 minutes of your time. 

https://youtu.be/UiDa_wP8q3s 
 my love language is sharing what you did today to subvert the state 
 ARE YOU TELLING ME YOU MISS MY SUBVERT THE STATE DAILY POASTS?? 
 Okay for real this time… two minutes per side in my Weber charcoal grill. #foodstr https://i.nostr.build/CNoXI4pElpADDXV7.jpg  nostr:note1dc9h2vd3g8nrrgksxwdscdd7s0745j69tph6ekpmklds3xc4lwqszd6mrr 
 play 
 Yes. My Weber maxes out the thermometer which goes up to 600F

So it’s safe to say my grill gets at least 696 ;) 
 Do priests make bad babysitters? 
 Doxxed 
 FUCK I KNOW I WAS JUST TOO EAGER AND I’M NEW TO SKIRT I NEED HELP 😭😭😭😭 
 If you’re looking for derivative, unoriginal posts that lack insight, make sure to follow me and @CARLA 🤙 nostr:note1amkc9u6lkykp4wu304tx8k326fg8w4wanj6vg62aj9zay5da88qqesyc55 
 🤌 
 Guns (and axes, knives, swords, general bludgeoning implements, and a dual portcullis with hot (seed) oil). nostr:note1yp2pqrtufwahjpvz0llxw2staq9mjpkg4p4sn7auwgqky4m6f2xq3cau06 
 ;) 
 Too rare? Wife and I can’t agree. #foodstr https://i.nostr.build/99pYPOFkYs75tCqj.jpg  
 Guns

nostr:note1ha0qj6tp06pdwam7glxa4lme4wd7a3wx2985k9gsx37k85vs3ndqjk2lpf  
 Guns. 
 It’s a beautiful day to be alive. https://i.nostr.build/gkqDwlTO7Oan1B3E.jpg  
 I love this entire interaction 😂😂😂 
 I would love to have you. We will also live stream on zap.stream because I do that now. 
 You came to the right place 🫡 
 For those in the #Bitcoin space that are a known person or maybe even just have your faces online... 
 I carry a firearm and also turned my arm into a flamethrower so it’s literally a fire arm. 
 I am American, so I have guns. 

I also have axes, machetes, swords, various bludgeoning weapons, and knives just in case. 

I also have Walker and Texas Ranger. 

Walker is my left fist, Texas Ranger is my right. 
 The key is to set up your house so you can John Wick rampage your way through, pulling new weapons out of concealment along your rampage. 
 My family and extended family are already heavily armed, but if your family is not yet armed, get them guns for Christmas. Everyone loves a new boom boom stick under the Christmas tree. 
 Axes are a great home defense complement to guns. 

Axes can be easily wielded with one hand or thrown if the need arises (but make sure you have backup axes stashed at various places around your house). 

I recommend at least three axes per floor of your house. 

Follow me for more axe advice. 
 Not enough people are talking about the benefits of a solid dual portcullis/hot oil set up in your home. 

Put a decoy wallet just past the first portcullis then BAM, drop both to trap the invader then pour the oil at your leisure. 

Pro tip: use seed oils to make the invader extremely unhealthy prior to their demise. 
 I always knew we were kindred blade spirits. 

I’m gonna get you an axe for Christmas. 
 Glad you enjoyed it! Matt is insanely knowledgeable… could have done a six hour episode and come back for more. 
 Damn this was over a year ago 
 I just meant it’s crazy to me it’s been over a year since that conversation haha. 

Time flies with a little one on the loose.

Carla and I are overdue for another appearance on PCR… 
 I DECLARE THIS MEME THE WINNER. 

THERE WERE MANY TERRIFIC MEMES. BILLIONS AND BILLIONS AND BILLIONS WERE SUBMITTED. 

BUT THIS ONE IS THE BEST. MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING IT. nostr:note16glu3gn68espejetuw8jpk57ah7hz2uwwshu3qznerhe8gvtq3fs886ave 
 It’s a beautiful day to be alive. https://i.nostr.build/mgl4ucstuCxWyhiE.jpg  
 How to make a Fidget Board for your kid for under $100 (beers not included) 

#diy #dadlife #grownostr 
https://v.nostr.build/rcAOpSIrdrOTNSyX.mp4 
 While you’re living your best dad life and drinking beers while making your kid a fidget board, be sure to listen to @Titcoin  so you can learn how to stop being screwed by fiat inflation: 

https://bitcoinpodcast.net/podcast 
 Little man is grabbing EVERYTHING these days so figured I might as well put everything in one place. 
 Gotta keep the ol noodle lubricated. 
 Honestly might make another with only door stoppers and put like 69 of them on a single board 
 🫡🫡 
 Miller Lite would be my dream @Titcoin sponsor 
 Haha might need to make another one then ;) 
 I enjoyed making it 🤙 
 Yes. 
 We’re just about there… 
 Made a fiddle board for Apollo yesterday. #dadstr https://i.nostr.build/kukDvQP6peVRGOKn.jpg  
 If you listened to my @Titcoin episode with Matthew Pines, you already knew this was happening…

Fountain: https://fountain.fm/episode/KhbieDiePcAQE37nLZww
YouTube: https://youtu.be/cnHqgn94iP8 nostr:note16rcef78dvcwdkupk4vzz936g9ye6hrh82hzjn8yd2ckps254qs3sen9dyl 
 “A cyberattack tied to the Chinese government penetrated the networks of a swath of U.S. broadband providers, potentially accessing information from systems the federal government uses for court-authorized network wiretapping requests.

For months or longer, the hackers might have held access to network infrastructure used to cooperate with lawful U.S. requests for communications data, according to people familiar with the matter, which amounts to a major national security risk. The attackers also had access to other tranches of more generic internet traffic, they said.”

https://www.wsj.com/tech/cybersecurity/u-s-wiretap-systems-targeted-in-china-linked-hack-327fc63b?st=byoB7m 
 Honestly a decent chance that happens 😂 
 FUGGIN @Titcoin MEME CONTEST IN DIS BISH 

BEST MEME USING THIS TEMPLATE GETS ZAPPED 6969 SATS 

@Titcoin HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS I JUST TAGGED IT CUZ I SHAMELESSLY PROMOTE MY PODCAST

MEME ON! https://i.nostr.build/iIzCXm7dcYvJ6XDz.jpg  
 Hehehehe