Not enough people are talking about the benefits of a solid dual portcullis/hot oil set up in your home. 

Put a decoy wallet just past the first portcullis then BAM, drop both to trap the invader then pour the oil at your leisure. 

Pro tip: use seed oils to make the invader extremely unhealthy prior to their demise. 

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 @walker you had me in the first half! 🤣😜