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 It’s 4 wheel however, there is a driving mode in the Dakar where you can transfer power to the ... 
 More vehicles need brake and transfer case/transaxle bias knobs. 
 If that's Chuck Aaron, then that's a specially modified Bo-105 (he will only share the secret modification with people he's trained) 
 Didn't you say they do automotive ice racing on your lake, or was that the next town over? Either way, pretty please get some photos! 
 People who can afford anything are so difficult to buy presents for. 

So I give them cured meats... 
 

meats and cheese The first try is free, you’re practically a drug dealer. 
 Make sure you cut off all 4. 
Even the spare!! 👀

😆 
 They're on to us! They've started replacing the rubber antennas with metal ones!

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 is that attack on titan city? 
 Monteriggioni, Italy 
 Americans in the know these days probably regret taking out Saddam Hussein. 
 He was the correct psychopath for the job. 
 This fucker still not said nigger and is being a bitch so time for a bullying crusade innit

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 Your wife's boyfriend 
 Checkmate, I don't have a wife  :sunglasses_cry: 
 don't fungi have a means of communication as well 
 Yeah, like several variety of grasses and trees with their pheromones and root networks, the mycelium below the fruiting body of several species will interact with other mycelium like neurons 
 pippa is made of mold, that would be cannibalism. 
 Fungi eat each other all the time, it's a pretty brutal biological kingdom. 
 I think a 6yo could do the class 1&2 routes, it would just take all day instead of just a morning 
 I've seen many fatties with instagram 14er photos at a couple of peaks in CO. Extremely well maintained trails. 
 

I wanna be turned into soap.

I didn’t know you were jewish! 
 Is that a jewish thing? Well fuck, then I guess mix in a bit of rendered bacon fat with me and leave me unattended outside a synagogue. 
 I figured out what I want etched on my urn.

“It got worse before it got worse.” 
 Urn? Well aren't you fancy. I wanna be turned into soap. Everything that can't be rendered should be tossed in the woods somewhere or incinerated, then rinsed down a drain or something. 
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 I did this w/ Stable Diffusion 
 Oh I'm sure fulfilment centers have armed guards, but an armed guard can't take down hundreds of ... 
 Armed? Nah. The "security vendors" amazon hires are there for looks, and looks alone, as required by insurance underwriters. 
 They are locked down for now, all it would take is for some groid working there to go out for a s... 
 There's probably a reason why Amazon started ramping up installation of fences about 5 years ago; fences that meet some US Gov't standard that requires they be able to stop a fully loaded medium duty truck traveling 50mph. What could that reason be? 
 Which below-grug-tier retards are saying we should abandon the trades?

That's just objectively r... 
 I don't want to go back to the plants. I already worked with morons who operated the wrong thing at the wrong time, claiming they saw me do it before. I'd like to think that a high standard has been maintained within the engineering disciplines that require every operator be competent, but knowing how strong the push from above can be to meet quotas, I can only imagine how much worse it's gotten. I'm not confident that being able to go home at the end of every day is something I can count on, and I'd rather not waste my time finding out. 
 Sad that trades aren't passed from Father to son anymore 
 No doubt. Pretty tough for fathers to pass trades on to sons with divorce rates being so high. 
 eating fat doesn't make you fat 
 I stopped being fat by eating more fat and salts. Amazing what not eating goyslop and getting enough proper nutrients will do for killing cravings 
 I put salt in my coffee and tea. I like the taste now and do it even if I'm not fasting. 
 Reminds me of this Protip®: Don't clean grease off your tail lights with brakleen. 
 Every single thing, your cats could walk up to you or your dogs might bark, and you’d nod knowi... 
 I dunno, coming home to an empty home and talking to a lady who lives inside a computer is kinda sorta just like Bladerunner 2049. 
 this is a hot take on poast but i hate blacks 
 Why do they type it like how someone would give a weather report? That’s such a casual way to p... 
 Because it was written by a very passive-aggressive but hateful individual. 
 COUNTERSTRIKE 2 DROPPED? 
 Yeah, CS:GO made the changeover yesterday. It looks nice. 
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 No, it's just sitting there gathering dust and mold like Pippa herself. 
 

“Put your hands behind your back.”

No. 🧐 
 Put your hands behind my back 😏 
 I meant in TF2, but sailing is fucking based. Kinda miss it. 
 Couldn't say for TF2. Forgot the login for the account I had way back when it was a paid game. No point playing it on F2P now if I don't have any hats. 
 what's your best hat? 
 I got a sweet sailors whitehat and wear it Hunter S. Thompson style when I'm out on the water, but I haven't been boating in a few years (which makes me kinda sad now) 
 is it who has the most hats or who has the better hats? 
 Ahhh, the eternal question of quantity vs quality; it may never be answered (It's quality, BTW). 
 It's not her fault she thinks the way to win a man for marriage is the same way you win in TF2 (by collecting hats) 
 I hope for whoever's sake asked that they figured it out by now 
 Would be funnier if they didn't. 
 Most memes now are porn or nigger speech. 
 I’ve seen “FBO” at least twice in the past few weeks and thought “FramebufferObject”, a... 
 Fixed Base Operator 
 sounds like you need an environment with life or death action lmao 
 I'd suggest becoming a full time sailboat cruiser. Never have to see another soul. Hate your neighbors? Just fuckin leave! It's the perfect lifestyle for people who hate people. 
 Owl is obviously on step 1 of the 3-G plan:
Gaslight
Girlboss
Gatekeep

Step 2 is to become a C suite executive at Babcock & Wilcox and get them to revise entire catalogs of engineering materials, followed by the final step of writing and promoting new hiring guidelines that will blackball anyone in the HVAC or boiler industry that refers to anything other than automotive air to water heat exchangers as radiators. 
 How tf do u send an imessage to an icloud user 
 Messages populate across devices using the same account, so just send it to their phone number like it's a text 
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 No, she's evil. Evil people don't get moldy. 
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 Yeah, the cutting off of heels and toes followed by being forced to dance in red hot iron shoes until death might be a bit of a graphic story to tell a 5 year old (but it does explain quite a bit about the demeanor of Germanic people). 
 Brothers Grimm put Snow White and more in the public domain 
 As a young boy, I loved Grimm's fairy tales. Aschenputtel is a much cooler story than Cinderella could ever hope to be. 
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 Sure, BLM land, out in a corn field, and my office once (oops) 
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 I don't see a knife. Is this dating advice?