Christmas Man

- Thigh-gap Appreciator
- Balkanization Enthusiast
- Depending on who you ask, I may or may not be real.

"A cancer on the minds of young sailors"
   -My last XO (who was court marshaled for adultery)


More vehicles need brake and transfer case/transaxle bias knobs.


If that's Chuck Aaron, then that's a specially modified Bo-105 (he will only share the secret modification with people he's trained)


Didn't you say they do automotive ice racing on your lake, or was that the next town over? Either way, pretty please get some photos!


meats and cheese The first try is free, you’re practically a drug dealer.


They're on to us! They've started replacing the rubber antennas with metal ones!

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Looks like a nice lake for ice skate kiting.


It looks so happy! It's like it's saying "Heut ist mein tag"!


Monteriggioni, Italy


He was the correct psychopath for the job.


Sure, BLM land, out in a corn field, and my office once (oops)


Checkmate, I don't have a wife  :sunglasses_cry:


Yeah, like several variety of grasses and trees with their pheromones and root networks, the mycelium below the fruiting body of several species will interact with other mycelium like neurons


Fungi eat each other all the time, it's a pretty brutal biological kingdom.


I've seen many fatties with instagram 14er photos at a couple of peaks in CO. Extremely well maintained trails.


Is that a jewish thing? Well fuck, then I guess mix in a bit of rendered bacon fat with me and leave me unattended outside a synagogue.


Urn? Well aren't you fancy. I wanna be turned into soap. Everything that can't be rendered should be tossed in the woods somewhere or incinerated, then rinsed down a drain or something.


I did this w/ Stable Diffusion


THIS MF CAN'T SUMMON THE APPLE!

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Armed? Nah. The "security vendors" amazon hires are there for looks, and looks alone, as required by insurance underwriters.


There's probably a reason why Amazon started ramping up installation of fences about 5 years ago; fences that meet some US Gov't standard that requires they be able to stop a fully loaded medium duty truck traveling 50mph. What could that reason be?


I don't want to go back to the plants. I already worked with morons who operated the wrong thing at the wrong time, claiming they saw me do it before. I'd like to think that a high standard has been maintained within the engineering disciplines that require every operator be competent, but knowing how strong the push from above can be to meet quotas, I can only imagine how much worse it's gotten. I'm not confident that being able to go home at the end of every day is something I can count on, and I'd rather not waste my time finding out.


No doubt. Pretty tough for fathers to pass trades on to sons with divorce rates being so high.


I stopped being fat by eating more fat and salts. Amazing what not eating goyslop and getting enough proper nutrients will do for killing cravings


I put salt in my coffee and tea. I like the taste now and do it even if I'm not fasting.


Reminds me of this Protip®: Don't clean grease off your tail lights with brakleen.


I dunno, coming home to an empty home and talking to a lady who lives inside a computer is kinda sorta just like Bladerunner 2049.


Who else might you not appreciate?

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Because it was written by a very passive-aggressive but hateful individual.


Yeah, CS:GO made the changeover yesterday. It looks nice.


No, it's just sitting there gathering dust and mold like Pippa herself.


Put your hands behind my back 😏


Couldn't say for TF2. Forgot the login for the account I had way back when it was a paid game. No point playing it on F2P now if I don't have any hats.


I got a sweet sailors whitehat and wear it Hunter S. Thompson style when I'm out on the water, but I haven't been boating in a few years (which makes me kinda sad now)


Ahhh, the eternal question of quantity vs quality; it may never be answered (It's quality, BTW).


It's not her fault she thinks the way to win a man for marriage is the same way you win in TF2 (by collecting hats)


Would be funnier if they didn't.


You've forgotten the 3rd most common meme.

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Fixed Base Operator


I'd suggest becoming a full time sailboat cruiser. Never have to see another soul. Hate your neighbors? Just fuckin leave! It's the perfect lifestyle for people who hate people.


Owl is obviously on step 1 of the 3-G plan:
Gaslight
Girlboss
Gatekeep

Step 2 is to become a C suite executive at Babcock & Wilcox and get them to revise entire catalogs of engineering materials, followed by the final step of writing and promoting new hiring guidelines that will blackball anyone in the HVAC or boiler industry that refers to anything other than automotive air to water heat exchangers as radiators.


Messages populate across devices using the same account, so just send it to their phone number like it's a text


No, she's evil. Evil people don't get moldy.


I don't see a knife. Is this dating advice?


Yeah, the cutting off of heels and toes followed by being forced to dance in red hot iron shoes until death might be a bit of a graphic story to tell a 5 year old (but it does explain quite a bit about the demeanor of Germanic people).


As a young boy, I loved Grimm's fairy tales. Aschenputtel is a much cooler story than Cinderella could ever hope to be.


Glock mag 1911? 3D printer go brrrrrrr.


Ever since Pis stopped being cheap, I've been looking at projects with the STM32 in mind over an ESP32, but then again I don't care too much about having BT/WiFi. I haven't really gone shopping for parts in a while: is there much of a difference  between the two these days?


The European mind just can't comprehend the idea of Southern Hospitality.


The machine we are actually in is perfect. The laws of physics enforce themselves. The machine they want you to think you're in is about as well planned and built as the OceanGate submersible.


Most restaurants I've been to hand me a funky little book; only has like 2 pages and it doesn't really tell me a cohesive story.


If watching Bas Rutten has taught me one thing, it's this. If Bas Rutten has taught me 2 things, it's that you can add insult to injury after you knock out a guy in a bar fight by making a bottle of Tabasco disappear.


Is this a proposal?


Jack "GETTING CUCKED IS THE MANLIEST THING EVER" Murphy


Oh no, not meant to imply that, just a mirror of the crypto adage of "not your keys, not your coins"


Not your land, not your livestock.