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 It's not her fault she thinks the way to win a man for marriage is the same way you win in TF2 (by collecting hats) 
 is it who has the most hats or who has the better hats? 
 Nothing is stopping you from wearing more than one at the same time. 
 I’m a Baphometic male-female Asian federal agent at all times, no exceptions. 
 Very debased and neobronzeage pilled. 
 Ahhh, the eternal question of quantity vs quality; it may never be answered (It's quality, BTW). 
 what's your best hat? 
 Cowboy hat. My wife always wants me to get a trilby. I can't do it even if I look decent wearing one, because I feel like some kind of pua/neckbeard creature every time I touch it. 
 I got a sweet sailors whitehat and wear it Hunter S. Thompson style when I'm out on the water, but I haven't been boating in a few years (which makes me kinda sad now) 
 I meant in TF2, but sailing is fucking based. Kinda miss it. 
 Couldn't say for TF2. Forgot the login for the account I had way back when it was a paid game. No point playing it on F2P now if I don't have any hats. 
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