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 The weather is too damn cold 🥶  
 I don't own a jet, just paper airplanes.  
 The state with the most guns is also the warmest 🤔 
 I feel like a old man falling asleep by 10pm 😆 
 My stomach when I’m fasting starts making sounds similar to alley cats fighting one another 
 Someone zap nostr:nprofile1qqsftzm4fgwnmed4ajs0uvwj642lg5fjt7zf32pa5xvhkl7dtsu73rqpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduq3camnwvaz7tmwdaehgu3wd46hg6tw09mkzmrvv46zucm0d5q3samnwvaz7tmwdaekgunfwejjuctswqhhyetvv9us9ge3mm some lunch money 😆 
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 So I'm walking down the road and a Chinese family stopped, looked at me like they never seen a tall person and took photos of me... 
 2 hours of commuting for 4 hour shift 🫠 
 Its my one "Mandatory Saturday" of the month.  
 At least woodbine was completely empty this morning  
 It's a collection agency. 😆 that's a hard no 
 I've been orange pilling my co-workers over the past week with different angles and lot of them just don't get it so I ask them how much money it cost them to send money back to their country of origin. They say a decision amount. I then pulled up my website bitcoin-cats.ca 😉 "zapped" myself $20 and was like I can be anywhere in the world and that transaction was virtually free. I brought up el savador, Lugano swisserland and nostr:nprofile1qqsptpha27kgrdnpw7cqs7ascrayvheshxy4jjwgjd5rdmz7dngnzvspz4mhxue69uhkummnw3ezummcw3ezuer9wchsz9thwden5te0wfjkccte9ejxzmt4wvhxjme0qyghwumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytnhd9hx2tc8d9fpu and mentioned why it el savador made bitcoin legal tender in the first place. You can see lights click in their eyes. A few think like yea I can see how that would work in "small countries". 😆. Soo much work needs to be done.  
 Disney has the reverse midas touch, everything they touch turns to shit 😆 
 Offical G2 driver 😎 
 Test 🤣 lnbc50u1pntu48gdqqnp4qtr6fngv3evl7l6htj0u9wr4gdjeupu8ez9l3x3k3zd0krdrkkemwpp5tk5s8rz57j... 
 Send me 5000 sats, I'll send you 10,000 back 😂 
 Then we said "hahaha j/k guise we love the fiat state!" and proceeded to continue to KYC and oper... 
 I see a fork 
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 Now travel to Toronto for the bitcoin meet up tonight  
 ChatGPT is down today and now I can’t pretend I know how to code anymore. 😖 
 Oh shit, programmers are going to lose their jobs 😆  
 #2stupid2quit 
 Quit quitting 😆 
 I was told I'm being promoted into a new department collecting bank debts worth like $100,000+ and I'm like please don't, just leave me the fuck alone 😆. I'm happy where I am.  
 I won't lie, I love what I currently do. I do small collections on behalf of different cities and townships for like speeding tickets and other fines. People compliment me on how nice, quick and professional I am on the phones (I even had a guy today say I have a radio voice 😆). I'm also like the only white guy there so like I never "are you calling from India?". I basically say pay ticket or risk license suspension. I have a background being a manager for a door to door company representing save the children and I used to be a credit operations manager for Rogers 😅 so collections is easy and fun, especially when you have the ability to talk back to rude people and not get in trouble because they in collections. That being said. They know I'm really good at my job and want me to work on bank portfolio doing like 3rd and 5th assignment which is like hardest shit on the planet. The commissions is extremely higher but trade off is, I'm dealing with 30 year old debt that is like $500,000 😆.  
 Imma tell the ladies my dick is inflation 😆 
 I'm sooo tired 😫  
 need a lobotomy soooooo bad 
 Are you going to be a mummy? 
 Well according to the Egyptians, cats lead people to the after life. So you may wanna reconsider 😅 
 Don't get me wrong, I'm rooting for it, but nostr is *still* suuuuuch a snoozefest, nothing ever ... 
 Reverse R-Kelly No Jutsu!  
 Only rainbows I listen too 😂
https://youtu.be/d5TBlieup-4 
 So I called this woman over a $200 bill. She mentioned she wanted to leave the country due to cost of living. I mentioned it's my dream to move to el savador. She then points out she's el savadorian and her mom recently moved back. She told me her mom owns more bitcoin then her 😂. If the calls were not recorded I would of asked  her out on a date 😂 
 How do I claim my badges? #asknostr 
 Pokemom Nostr Purple Rom Hack 😆
Who would be the best gym leaders?  
 If #nostr addresses are similar to #bitcoin addresses, should it or is it possible to send all yo... 
 What's next, multi signature npubs and nsecs 😆
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 I have a week to master parking. 🫠 
 Make fried chicken for your neighbors. 
 The way KFC makes their gravy (at least here in Canada). Drain deep fryer at the end of the night. Take all the settlement at the bottom. Put in a strainer and leave in fridge with a bunch of rubber boxes of chicken blood. In morning take it out and portion it. Put in fridge. Heat up a pot of boiling water and then put in settlement and wait til that shit breaks down. Then pour in your powder with bunch of random ingredients and reduce the heat. The next leave in the warmer up front. End of the night. They leave it in the warmer and turns to jellow and any longer then a day and 🤮🤮🤮. 
 Hey hey! I’m new here! Still getting my bearings. #introductions 
 It's hard to get your bearings when there are no bears here 💀😅 
 If I jizz on a oreo cookie will it have the same effect 😆 
 A month 😆. I decided to go for a walk on my break and yea saw it just now 😆 
 https://www.photopea.com/
And watch YouTube tutorials how to crop images. 😉 
 Learn unreal engine. It's kinda easy. I started to make a game and figured out multiple player locally for a basically nostrpets ideas 😆 but new job doesn't leave me time  and there's a lot of assets into making a game lol😆 
 I have been receiving so many food recall notifications I am afraid to eat anything. #foodstr 
 When I worked at walmart in produce department like 10 years ago, I quickly learned that bean sprouts are like the most sketch thing you could eat due to the fact the went on recall like every other week for e coli. Almost every Chinese restaurant uses bean sprouts sooo becareful 😆 
 Bro my parent never seasoned their meat when I was growing up. You don't understand how heavy I get teased at in call centers being like the only white guy 😂 
 How would we design Nostr groups, if there were no Nostr groups, yet?

#asknostr 
 The better question you should ask, what problem are you trying to solve and why? 
 I ❤️ u nostr:npub12r0yjt8723ey2r035qtklhmdj90f0j6an7xnan8005jl7z5gw80qat9qrx 

4 eva 😘 
 When first nostr wedding live on zap.stream ? 
 You would always get your vows renewed 😆 
 Personally I'm a cheap fuck and a guy who would just do it in their back yard, live stream it zap.stream and call it a day 😆 but from my understanding, it's a ceremony that women want everyone to see and witness 😂. 

It's probably why I'm single 😆 
 Well nostr:nprofile1qqs9phjf9nl9guj9phc6q9m0makezh5hedwelrf7enhh6f0lp2y8rhsprdmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68yenjv4skkuewvdhk66jqsh5is one lucky pleb.  
 Technically a vow is a declaration to the world your love and commitment to another human. Pretty sure it should be broadcasted to the world 😆  
 Lots of trolls on #Nostr lately 🤡 
 Don't feed the trolls 
 Got to love 12 hour shifts collecting fiat 😆 
 Soo I was humming some old 2000s metal music and I just realized that stricken by disturbed and I'm so sick by flyleaf is the same goddamn riff 😂 
 Hi I’m newbie 

#introduction 
 Hello from other side of the world 😅.  
 Camp 🏕️ Nostr coming soon 🔜 

🇰🇪  
 Will there be lots of concentration there? I need a place where I can think 🤔  
 What’s a solution to cookie banners? 

The obvious answer is to simply not have them, but this ... 
 Who cares about marketing team. Eat the glaric and kill the vampires  
 Ukraine is number 6, so did I just figure out that's where Canadian tax dollars went 😆 https://image.nostr.build/b078ebae4249493213339790caaf5dd07a51daaf04a22bb5234cbe191568d741.jpg 
 Good morning 🫂
I have allegedly, supposedly, reputedly been summoned to jury service at the ol... 
 Walk in and say out loud, omfg he looks so guilty before whole thing starts. Guarantee they will release you 😂 
 Calm before the storm  
 Ultimate question for all the married men on #nostr. What's more volatile, bitcoin or your wife? 🤔 
 R.I.P. nostr:nprofile1qqspvuemelep8jy8xqudhucpr8ptkg2ndqx74h3696sxnnep8qw6mqqprpmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuumwdae8gtnnda3kjctvqyt8wumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnwdaehgu3wvfskueqpzemhxue69uhkzarvv9ejumn0wd68ytnvv9hxg0z8w5y 
 It's been way to hot past few days  
 Your Probably correct. It's extremely hot for my low standard 😆 
 Any female Bitcoiners out here? Looking to connect.  
 Any single female bitcoiners here. Also looking to connect 😏