https://youtu.be/KikLLLeyVOk? 

 Only zaps? Is that a nostr clone of only fans 😆 

 It's 2024, it's same same 😆.  

 Don't worry, I'm here if you need someone to hopelessly send wink emojis,  memes and cat photos to seduce you 🫡.  

 Sounds kinky. Didn't know you were into trains. 😏 

 https://youtu.be/2vTKmVvyNRc? 

 I am friends with a asain friend who was a former male stripper who would probably think that 😆. Don't worry ill glady press my bare chest on any lady who wants to compare boob sizes. 😂 

 Imagine we got to see Sarah irl 😆 

 My dad walked in on me taking this picture https://image.nostr.build/7d481be823012205a95615f31737433fd95ba15da4b72d9d31cf9f276a91ca43.jpg 

 I told him it's for the zaps 

 My nips are hard 😆  

 Facts
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 Yes. That's also funny. People tell me all the time they think I'm a scam.  

 Goddamn dyslexia. Why can't they just read properly 😂 

 I'm 80lbs underweight. I'm looking for wife to feed me.  

 Tall people problems 😂 

 How can I steal your repos 😆 

 Yooo jiffy lube how the fuck do I nostr? 

 Does it count if I make multiple accounts? nostr:nprofile1qqs2sr7y57rrfm3x4272e9gmfn7hk44wrzat6v794lw0d0kkmjqwh5gpz3mhxue69uhh5cts9ehx7um5wgcjucm0d5ytkmny release the bots 😆 

 Can I zap myself?  

 Ahh. Sorry I'm half asleep in bed already 😴. I misread the post. Your trying Nigerian prince me 😂 

 I am sorry prince Chukwuemeka. I didn't know you were present. Wakanda forever  

 https://youtu.be/xUaW6anxuXI? 

 https://youtu.be/7jHTGNPOYGQ? 

 Hey ladies of #nostr. My node is like my dating available, currently available and ready to zap 😏. 

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 Decentralization is like autism. It's on a spectrum.

Just kidding (kinda).
Run your own node. Don't trust verify. Be your own internet provider service 🫡. 

Take your orange and purple pill 💊 like a good doggo. 😆
https://image.nostr.build/3b2bc9a4047471f717755a302876d3a5b9b1ebe1f46bfc99c950d821dd766bf2.gif
 

 You know it more then anyone on nostr 😆. Good thing I don't keep more then less 1% of my btc on my node 😆. It's for small payment and cold storage/multi sig the rest. Satoshi didn't fuck up, he just got pissed off and created something that became bigger then himself. The reason why we have cool shit is because people try and if they don't succeed they try again. If everyone gave up we might as well go back to floppy disks and windows 95 and just say it fuck it, nothing is perfect.  

 The problem is you need to store that data. Blockchain or websocket json calls are not going to fix that. You can't store data on the internet because the internet is like a highway of sending and receiving data from another computer. That's why I said it's a spectrum. Eth claims to be decentralized but it's arguably definitely not. How is it decentralized if someone can change the consensus mechanism without consensus of miners and selling your protocol as a ICO.  

 I know your talking about data. 😆 

 Welcome 🫡
https://video.nostr.build/2874b319d92b217fd4fa8d4b0c8d496e97e1bbb7c2919b2bd7d632296be821c0.mp4 

 Sounds like the name of a song 😆  

 My lawyer is too expensive. He will charge you just to look at him 😂 

 Seem pretty gay 

 Just send them girls to Craig's love shack 😅 

 I **no comment** connecting to Chinese nostr relays because **comment is redacted** and **comment is redacted** .

If you see this message please send **comment is redacted** 

 Sold mine for a iPhone 
https://www.businesstoday.in/latest/trends/story/chinese-man-who-sold-kidney-to-buy-iphone-now-bedridden-for-life-278934-2020-11-17 

 It's offical Because nostr:nprofile1qqsrhuxx8l9ex335q7he0f09aej04zpazpl0ne2cgukyawd24mayt8gprfmhxue69uhhq7tjv9kkjepwve5kzar2v9nzucm0d5hszxmhwden5te0wfjkccte9emk2um5v4exucn5vvhxxmmd9us2xuyp said so 

 Not enough of a shithole lol 

 Came for the bitches, still waiting..  
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 Happy birthday 😁.  

 Albino raccoon 🥴 

 Open-source protocol for 100 sats please. 
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 Prior to this, I drank 1 glass at the cypherpunk meeting and before that it's been months seen I drank. I'm super lightweight  

 Millimeter peter 🫡 

 You win a drunk selfie
 https://image.nostr.build/ec4ae949d21145c030f92fa0433d320b233b4f4c2917ae40288eda0c56f3d7d0.jpg 

 Zap are set private to prevent them cra and csis bitches from trying declare income tax. Fuck the government  

 They are awe struck  

 The conference has been compromised someone warn the president 😆 

 nostr:nprofile1qqsv3m5rar0chlx6aql7adwjvpagfqjzucf355jgpjnl6qex94yk5vspz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejj7qgkwaehxw309ajkgetw9ehx7um5wghxcctwvshszrthwden5te0dehhxtnvdakqnvhqqr stop buying all the bitcoin 
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 Every nostr girl's wet dream  

 I am pretty dumb.  

 You should be here at the met up 

 "Neopoints" 

 https://youtu.be/OPMfSgYitJA?si=I4QyGZg3e_A5e4oM 

 Our dicks aren't small enough to host that lol 

 i read a lot of fiat here atm, here's my little story: sold 10 fiat dollars two days ago, had to go through a kyc hell (as the non-kyc market is dead/never worked for bigger amounts) ... in the end i had to exchange the fiat for some ice coolers filled with kidneys, and then take that to sell to a dealer who could get me the cash in a duffel bag. Fiat has become part of the barter state, sad but true


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