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 Ughhh it ALMOST could have been us. I was just a little bit late swallowing that purple pill 
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 You would always get your vows renewed 😆 
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 Oh shit. That is GENUIS! At a conference or what? 
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 Personally I'm a cheap fuck and a guy who would just do it in their back yard, live stream it zap.stream and call it a day 😆 but from my understanding, it's a ceremony that women want everyone to see and witness 😂. 

It's probably why I'm single 😆 
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 That’s where ours was! My parent’s backyard, I wore crocs 😂 
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 And hes said #YEStr? Woah lucky lol 
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 It took about a year of harassing him daily with links to rings I wanted, but eventually I wore him down 
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 Tell me they were only puzzle rings 
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 Nahh the actual ring was pretty nice, but we saved in other areas 😂😂😂 
 one day she will wake up and see her ring was replaced with a puzzle ring 
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 Or pawned for corn 😭 
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 He would never, do it.





Without asking 
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 Vice versa. Lmao 
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 Its been a fake since the end of 22 lol 
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 Omfg I really should test it 
 hahahahaaha 
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 I just wanted to be married and have a pretty ring. The wedding I didn’t give to fucks about 
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 Well nostr:nprofile1qqs9phjf9nl9guj9phc6q9m0makezh5hedwelrf7enhh6f0lp2y8rhsprdmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68yenjv4skkuewvdhk66jqsh5is one lucky pleb.  
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 We both are! Money should be put towards something useful, like a house 😂 not one night 
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 Two* 
 Respect. 🫡