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 Make fried chicken for your neighbors. 
 I want some fried chicken 😋🍗 
 Come on by neighbor! 
 The way KFC makes their gravy (at least here in Canada). Drain deep fryer at the end of the night. Take all the settlement at the bottom. Put in a strainer and leave in fridge with a bunch of rubber boxes of chicken blood. In morning take it out and portion it. Put in fridge. Heat up a pot of boiling water and then put in settlement and wait til that shit breaks down. Then pour in your powder with bunch of random ingredients and reduce the heat. The next leave in the warmer up front. End of the night. They leave it in the warmer and turns to jellow and any longer then a day and 🤮🤮🤮. 
 Mmmm, delicious slop. 
 My neighbors are jerks but we respect one another … I’d never give them my cooking 
 Give them your cooking. 
 Too late tonight. But canning some jellies. They can receive that 🫡 
 What about a plate of bangers and mash? 
 British comes for us all eventually. 🤷🏻‍♀️ 
 Yes I went there.

Your turn. 
 Jack Dorsey is the only person I’d ever …

Hands down truth. And I hate it. Truly. Wish I could not feel this way. 
 You're scaring him away when you talk like that. 
 Good. I want him out of my life forever. 
 🍯🐝 
 What? I did everything asked of me. What else? 
 He’s taken too much of energy. He deserves to be happy. I WANT him gone out of my life completely. 

He chose to make a game of our relationship. Fuck him for doing that. 

I’ll forgive him. And always believe in him. 

He obviously doesn’t want me. So if this is how my soul
Must release him … so be it 

Anyone who doesn’t understand that level of love has never been in love. 
 All good introspections, yes.

So much to learn with each soul. 
 True. 

He wanted a copilot to write his autobiography… he has my words. Years of history combined he already 
It’s in our sacred contract 
Coded 
Release the seals as needed 
 Who was the sail? Who was the anchor? 
 Switches we are … Depending on what we allowed to lead 

I chose toxic masculinity in my own life once and won how many battles? 
Then chose to accept my Feminine as sacred too

Divine came 

Always both at same time 
Or neither 
Choose the timeline we’re currently on 

What’s my future name? 
Cause the timeline continues in the game you created for others to learn 

Media and art 
Masterpieces take time 

Promised you a symphony… remember 
 I'm sure it'll be a well composed piece.

Looking forward to it 😉 
 Wow … so you’re our 
What then …
I’m literally supposed to tell my story 

Everything is gamified anyway …
Go all in. 

Tell the story about how you banged a hottie one night 
To only then find out years later 
Is in all accounts 
99% was 

Just a man who changed my life 
On purpose 
In the most beautiful way 
Multiple times 

Stay focused 
You’re behind 

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 
 Pour your heart out🏺 
 I banged a hottie in a bar years ago. 
He changed my life. 
Confidant 
Then he ghosted me 
And I cried my heart out 
Cause we were friends 
And it hurt 😔 
 We all share pain. We all share love.

Unavoidable. Acceptable. 
 Agreed. At the atomic level we are oneness 

Where we can visit in meditation 
Or looking into eyes of another 
Co-creating with others 
In the mind 
Body 
Sooo 
Soul 

ORANGE MAN 

ORIGINAL MAN I MET IN THE BAR IN CHICAGO 
YEARS AGO 

BRIAN??? 
 I'm still 🍊👤 to you.

This is all you know of me. 
 Perfect 🤩 Awesome. 

You’re gonna allow me to tell you the sorry sorry story about how I met a man, fell in love with him 

Lied to him about loving him 

Omen … orange man 
What else do we know about oranges 

Tiki bars are fun 🤩 
Do you represent one of the colors of chakras 

Or the sun 
Or Florida 
Ponce De Leon 
Spinning Wheels of yarn 
Threads of fabric of humanity 

This is so much fun 


Okay … I love him again 🤣🤣🤣 
 You're so much fun 🫂 
 Are you a writer then? I am not but people always told me I should. Natural affinity as a child but chose different 🤣🤣🤣 
 I'm what I write, and what you read. 
 Words 
 Word up bird! Squawk-squawk! 
 I think ima robot 
Four bones just cracked in my neck 
Let me know if my head falls off 
 Keepin' my eyes peeled. 
 Just walked through a spiderweb by accident 😔

all spiders seem ℹ disturbed 
Add that to the game 
Change the code 
We wrote it 
Remember 
 I'd be disturbed too if my home turned to shambles.