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Layerjack (Onion Knight) | 5 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 The French don't care. They don't have autism like Italians.
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Secret Herbs and Spices Skunkle | 5 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Their Origin Certification seems a tad persnickety 🤷🏻‍♂️
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n3f_X :neon_devilblob: :debian: | 8 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 lol these days its best to have a non technical gf ... the jealous ones are worse than the fbi at...
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Secret Herbs and Spices Skunkle | 8 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Imagine letting your women near technology 🙄
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n3f_X :neon_devilblob: :debian: | 8 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
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Secret Herbs and Spices Skunkle | 8 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Girlfriend isn't Linux based... What do?
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:gingerbreadlady: KiKi :Christmas_kitty_bell: | 8 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 Leg day :bang_head: 
I always dread it :blobcatfluffpout:
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Secret Herbs and Spices Skunkle | 8 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Leg Day?  Shouldn't it be Legs Day.  You have two.  I mean, I'm all for separated legs, but...
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That guy with 1 self aware post a week | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 >4 points of contact 

>unstable

My guy....
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Secret Herbs and Spices Skunkle | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 >Wet deck
>No traction

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🧯Billy Hughes | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 what time is it over yonder?
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Secret Herbs and Spices Skunkle | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Just nearing sunset
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GolfCartLady :miss_gcl: :verified_pink2: | 1 years ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 ☕ :kitty_pat:
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Secret Herbs and Spices Skunkle | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 🤨At this time of day?
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:cat_stare: Doc (WBF :idunno: Edition) :cat_stare_... | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 buncha horny mfers inn this here thread fr
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Secret Herbs and Spices Skunkle | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Something something mote something something beam
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Alexander Fog | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 bro youre not lying
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Secret Herbs and Spices Skunkle | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 African Fight Snakes
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Tiny "T" Kratchitty - Crutch Operator | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 It is if you live in Flint, MI
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Secret Herbs and Spices Skunkle | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Can you classify benzene as an alcohol, though?
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Kenny White McPowers Esquire:White_powers: | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Yeah my wife said that I have to die to get out of our marriage 🤣
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Secret Herbs and Spices Skunkle | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Kenny's Murder/Suicide in 3...2...1...
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HockeyDoxie | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Nice to know that I have a backup!
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Secret Herbs and Spices Skunkle | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Just keep a good eye on your current one.  That Bender is a crafty one...
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Evil Bender, Life Coach PhD:nv: :nofatpeople: | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Get back you! We're each other's back up spouses!
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Secret Herbs and Spices Skunkle | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Though I love Doxie, I are a one woman man.  So, unclench your shiny metal ass...
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HockeyDoxie | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Thanks! It's hand sewn and quilted.
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Secret Herbs and Spices Skunkle | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 We got some talented niggers in this joint, man...
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:cat_stare: Doc (WBF :idunno: Edition) :cat_stare_... | 1 years ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
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Secret Herbs and Spices Skunkle | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Cooking.  Have had numerous family, friends and friends of family tell me I need to open a food truck.  Pretty decent at trivia too, tough I have a feeling autists here child give me solid competition on trivia.
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NoHogCrankerXeno | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 >be american soldier
>hold up flag of a different country you identify with
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Secret Herbs and Spices Skunkle | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 But, defending your empire with foreign mercenaries worked SO WELL for the Romans...
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f2f9d8a3 | 1 years ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 So..... why are laughing that soyboy was dead? because he got murdered by the niggers he loved to...
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Secret Herbs and Spices Skunkle | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Stupid should hurt.  He advocate for, and helped propagate that stupidity and got excess what he deserved.  QEMFD
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Secret Herbs and Spices Skunkle | 1 years ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 Damn those White Supremacists and their love of ..

*flips Rolodex*

... wildlife and nature
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]smirk[ | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 I spent too many years as an opiate addict. I ended up homeless and a pill head. They destroyed t...
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Secret Herbs and Spices Skunkle | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 We're free now, tho 👊🏻
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Evil Bender, Life Coach PhD:nv: :nofatpeople: | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 I HATE opiates. They destroyed my sisters life. She broke her arm like 15 years ago and they gave...
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Secret Herbs and Spices Skunkle | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 I'm just happy I never went that way, man.
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Secret Herbs and Spices Skunkle | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 This.  Though it also helps me with chronic pain due to nerve injury.
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Secret Herbs and Spices Skunkle | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 I'll grab a J over a bottle of beer any day.  No carbs. 😏
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Evil Bender, Life Coach PhD:nv: :nofatpeople: | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Nah, to each their own. It's not a medicine or some bonsense like that. I just like the way it ma...
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Secret Herbs and Spices Skunkle | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 This.  Though it also helps me with chronic pain due to nerve injury.
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Evil Bender, Life Coach PhD:nv: :nofatpeople: | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Did it happen, are you guise zombies?
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Secret Herbs and Spices Skunkle | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Thankfully no.  They didn't get me with their filthy graphene...  the weed must have protected me
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🐘🐘 Humpleupagusto 🐘🐘 | 1 years ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
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Secret Herbs and Spices Skunkle | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Getting zombies there too?
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Secret Herbs and Spices Skunkle | 1 years ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 No need to reconcile with corpses :demon_wojak:

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Myshkin | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 I’m going to use this test to see if shutting off emergency alerts on my phone works.
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Secret Herbs and Spices Skunkle | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 You're cute... lol... like they'd you get away with they...
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Myshkin | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 It’s a pretty good one, but just a distraction from the real reason.…Mass hypnosis, were all ...
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Secret Herbs and Spices Skunkle | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 I rarely look at my phone unless I'm needing it for MFA, Internet browsing, #onhere or making a phone call.  I probably won't even notice the test.  I got better things to worry about.
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Secret Herbs and Spices Skunkle | 1 years ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 

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Secret Herbs and Spices Skunkle | 1 years ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 

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This fuckin sucks, man. | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
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:animu_gun: Sweets are min...
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Secret Herbs and Spices Skunkle | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 It's an auction (I think) so bring it... FIGHT!!!
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:cat_stare: Doc (WBF :idunno: Edition) :cat_stare_... | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 >riding season
yeah
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Secret Herbs and Spices Skunkle | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Docpoasting 🙄
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Secret Herbs and Spices Skunkle | 1 years ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 

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D00B :verified: :niggy_dab: :mfw_niggers: | 1 years ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 teddy is harassing me
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Secret Herbs and Spices Skunkle | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Better than sending you hairballs in the mail
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Secret Herbs and Spices Skunkle | 1 years ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 Man... these, um, allergies... really have my eyes bloodshot... and giggly..
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Shadowman311 | 1 years ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 Never forget this absolutely retarded fearmongering attempt.
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Secret Herbs and Spices Skunkle | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Everyone I ever knew died that Winter.  I alone of my clan survive.  I wander the Waste, seeking redemption.  Survivor's Guilt is a hell of a thing, Jack.
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The Dan Hulson™ | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 This was my thought but I was too polite to say
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Secret Herbs and Spices Skunkle | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 That's because, unlike me, you're a fucken classy gent, innit
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Kenny White McPowers Esquire:White_powers: | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Weeb? I don't smoke that stuff
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Secret Herbs and Spices Skunkle | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Heard it was a gateway drug
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Alexander Fog | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 i use mine for other things, THANK you.
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Secret Herbs and Spices Skunkle | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Do not want to hear about your "marital aids"...
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Alexander Fog | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 copper deficiency perhaps.
zinc + copper 👌🏻
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Secret Herbs and Spices Skunkle | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Yeah!  Go eat some fucken batteries, ya doss cunt!
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PodunkPotato | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 How did we get here?
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Secret Herbs and Spices Skunkle | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Only David Byrne knows for sure, but I think it had something to do with letting the days go by..
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PodunkPotato | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 You telling me you caught something? I usually get skunked.
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Secret Herbs and Spices Skunkle | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Yes.  Several STIs
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Secret Herbs and Spices Skunkle | 1 years ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 Friday is always a fry day 🥦
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“Bacon Wrapped Turkey” Fever | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 About once a year I make eye contact with someone peaking in the kitchen window while I’m in th...
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Secret Herbs and Spices Skunkle | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Add a domineering smirk and force THEM to break eye contact next time.
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Evil Bender, Life Coach PhD:nv: :nofatpeople: | 1 years ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 Just took a poo so intense I had to take my pants off
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Secret Herbs and Spices Skunkle | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Imagine wearing pants
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:glitter: Saltie :glitter: | 1 years ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 Now THATS how you know it’s gonna be a great Friday! :animu_excite3:
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Secret Herbs and Spices Skunkle | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 God is good all the time, but today, He's being especially kind.
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ThePoastmasterGeneral | 1 years ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
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Secret Herbs and Spices Skunkle | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Women prefer girthy COVID over long COVID...
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The Forbidden Creamer | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Yeah, that's why I'm telling my kids that.
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Secret Herbs and Spices Skunkle | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 "And that, ladies and gentlemen...  THAT'S the joke..."
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The Forbidden Creamer | 1 years ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
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Secret Herbs and Spices Skunkle | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 But... it... it is...
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Leaf Lord | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 (they are black)
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Secret Herbs and Spices Skunkle | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Always a FUCKING CATCH!!!
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Leaf Lord | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 I am already a mighty sorcerer
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Secret Herbs and Spices Skunkle | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Then conjure up a reason kids love Apple Jacks...
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Lurk Perry 🎅🎄🎁 | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 He's bi btw
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Secret Herbs and Spices Skunkle | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Bi is just a faggot in occasional denial
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Secret Herbs and Spices Skunkle | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 My sides!
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Secret Herbs and Spices Skunkle | 1 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Looks like Jewel from Rio, but in green. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Secret Herbs and Spices Skunkle | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Two more weeks
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Secret Herbs and Spices Skunkle | 1 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Getting stoned and watching a movie with the family.
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Secret Herbs and Spices Skunkle | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 That would fuck my sleep right up.
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Secret Herbs and Spices Skunkle | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Party on the roof!
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Secret Herbs and Spices Skunkle | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 The fuck does a pistol need with a KAG?
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Secret Herbs and Spices Skunkle | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Poor lardass whisker nigger
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