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 Get back you! We're each other's back up spouses! 
 Though I love Doxie, I are a one woman man.  So, unclench your shiny metal ass... 
 That's really nice to see a man devoted to his woman. 
 I have always been a 1 woman guy. I just enjoy having fun on here. 

The golden rule, letsbstay out of each other's DMs 
 Nice to know that I have a backup! 
 Just keep a good eye on your current one.  That Bender is a crafty one... 
 Well I am pretty smooth, only Mrs. Bender gets me 
 Yeah my wife said that I have to die to get out of our marriage 🤣 
 ...twue wuv... 😍 
 Hopefully it is natural causes and not by her hand. I push her buttons pretty often 
 I was thinking the same thing. Mines as likely to kill me as anything. 
 If it goes that direction I probably earned it. I have made peace with it 
 Does yours watch a lot of murder shows? I think it is research 
 I think she's been watching suits lately 
 Kenny's Murder/Suicide in 3...2...1... 
 Ha. I'm basically invincible