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 You don't even have to wrestle them. They just kind of slump over and scratch the pavement looking for another loaded needle. 
 Did it happen, are you guise zombies? 
 I'm a zombie but instead of "braiiinnsss" I go "tiiiiiitttsss". 
 So no change 
 Matty my boy ain't got no change
Crawling like a zombie looking for them brains
Can't find none so he got to say:
"Hey lil lady gimme those tiiiiiiiiits with them nips so stange"

My boy Matty, you must see
Is simply as retarded as can be
He ain't got the virus but whenever someone asks
I say he got hit by a zombie in the ass

That's why he always shitting,
That's why he couldn't keep a kitten,
That's why he's got the sneed and the chuck
Because my boy Matty just don't give a fuck 
 Hol up...T-dog spits bars? 
 Never didn't 

Just have to hide my power level 
 Sounds like cookie monster's twin brother "pussy-monster" for some reason. 🤨 
 Thankfully no.  They didn't get me with their filthy graphene...  the weed must have protected me 
 I miss it man. Been over a week since I smoked. On the plus side when I do finally hit a dab imma get wrecked! 
 HAHA WEEED DUDE 
 Nah, to each their own. It's not a medicine or some bonsense like that. I just like the way it makes me feel. 
 This.  Though it also helps me with chronic pain due to nerve injury. 
 You would be the guy to have that side covered. I've ever noticed any "pain relief" from smoking it. My wife thinks the thc/cbd 800mg cream works for her RA. 
 I'll grab a J over a bottle of beer any day.  No carbs. 😏