...yes yes...my goal... :fire_animated:
Jill is silent but deadly
I am just trying to eat some hair tbh.
You might have pica? 🤷🏻♂️
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>writes article about forgetting history >brings up Hitler 🤨
Were you also out of touch?
Bit late for that, yeah? It's fucken Saturday
And now he's the herpes
Is/Has 🤷🏻♂️
A beaner baby but not collectable
Collectible? We can't get rid of him!
how much do you weigh 🤨
153 as of this AM
Butter toffee cawfee?? 🤔
W O U L D
Where's he keep the creamer?
Creamer? Use heavy cream like a real man.
How you doin?😏 *licks lips...grazes my nose*
Subtler than licking your eyebrows... 🤷🏻♂️
Here's how to improve your dating app profile by not doing what this guy is doing. nostr:note1u4...
Wall of feedback: K Y S
B A S E D
Kinda funny watching me try and run though, NGL.
He skips all days...
Honestly, I don't think he can skip at all...🤔
This cat could solve constipation!
So does a hefty dose of MCT oil...
No spaghetti is gonna be my no cap fr
Ong?
HAVE YOU TRIED TALKING TO THEM
He's on Fedi... of course not
Goatee, mustache or clean shaven? :\
Full beard, but keep that shit groomed
I’m gonna need matching ones :blob_aww:
Salty has two booties is now lore.
I felt real bad for them and I'd rather leave them in there but it's family property so I'm doing...
He's like the dad in Footloose!
fair not entirely sure, that's what my dad decided though
>Doc, who never shuts up when he's separated from his girlfriend, separated his roosters from their Several girlfriends Fucken monster🤨
Look here you little shit I Drink only water (and coffee in morning) Eats small meals 2-3 a day,...
Your body must be banging. Go Jeremy
That is more than acceptable. But it is only a problem if you hate both pecan and pumpkin pie. I...
Pecan pie veg be cloyingly sweet if done wrong. I'd shoot a fucker trying to kill me with diabetes too.
How do you feel about pecan pie. This is life or death. :animu_gun:
Before I answer... Was bourbon used in the crust we've filling?
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So, how long have they been Type 2 Diabetic? What's their A1C? 20? Heh.
FRIEND
If non-venomous, helpful pest control friend...
At least we can still agree that The Postman is a cinematic masterpiece.
I've been baked enough to agree with that, but only when I'm baked enough to agree with that...
TAKE IT BACK WATERWORLD IS A GREAT FILM :soyjak_cry:
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Mediocre Based
I'd say that would make a pretty tits crossover, but Costner fucked up Mad Max on Water, so... 🤷🏻♂️
You best start believing in NCD threads, you're in one.
Why does Barbossa look like he's waiting to be witnessed by Immortan Joe?
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Lepre-Cons are all about that gold, nigga
😭 terrible.
Yes. It's a truly terrible affliction...
Lad, you've a one track mind. You need to get hitched to that gal of yours and get to the reprodu...
Elosexual
I don't even eat hotdogs 😂 But ive has chili dogs before and :noooooope:
Muted, blocked, reported, defederated, flogged and defenestrated...
Yes, we put a stop to it when someone goes for the mayonnaise Unacceptable
I have, and will again, add mayo to my hot dog... :demon_wojak:
Why? You’re paying for a service, not a race.
As if these aren't mutually exclusive. You really are kind of a dumb cunt.
Im not ok with the absolute level of racism displayed here. Life isn’t perfect, every race has...
Nigger, shut your cock holster
What happened to Pringles? They used to be so flipping good. They suck now, different taste, text...
Now with more goyslop™️. If you wanted food, you wouldn't be eating Pringles...
lemme geddit.
WOULD
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Hot, juicy, moist, dripping... meatloaf
Your clout when you leave fedi for more than 28 days
The fuck is clout?
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This makes me miss Weez for some reason...🤔
i'm at 30.6 today, after being over 35 in June. a couple more kg down and i'm no longer obese fo...
Great Job, Fatty! Get after it! You can do this!
yea, but why wouldn't you armor your horses
I just assumed we were. But the armor is there to protect them from enemy fire, not out own. Still gotta figure out this mounting and triggering...
Very unlike you... this look edible
Ypipo Don Season Dey Wata!
After you, nigger...
I like one, but loathe the other.
Shut your ass! Nigger was WHAT NOW?!?!?!
Harder when you're mid-40's, Doc, me lad
My sides!
Growing distinguished, not old.
*sips quietly on stroopwaffle coffee and watches
Proud moment
We'll make a sniper out of you yet...
This comforts me
Italian N-Tower
I haven't watched since the space season
Wrong time zone? 🤷🏻♂️
Creativity abounds 🥦
Prevents you from looking like Shrek
I can feel the diabetes from here
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