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 Imagine wearing pants 
 8 hours a day is about my limit bud. Even then it's only because of sparks and injury causing metal. 
 About once a year I make eye contact with someone peaking in the kitchen window while I’m in the bathroom with the door open. 
Vacation ruined. 
 Does anyone linger after contact? 
 No. They haul ass, and I bust ass 
 Just so you know I'm the kind of person that will take a picture for my scrap book 
 more like scat book 
 I have a scrap book called "caught in the act" it's all candid shots 
 I had a disposable camera at the Wooden Nickel in Deadwood during the rally 20+ years ago and the whole roll was of women showing off their chesticles.
I paid the kid at Walmart $20 extra bucks too develop the roll, because back then they would throw away nudity photos. 
 Add a domineering smirk and force THEM to break eye contact next time. 
 This is the way.