The AI is saying they can call, but not text https://i.nostr.build/O1onPIWTdL41Yex3.jpg  

 Just start with small tasks. I don’t know Svelte and I was able to jump in and help @hodlbod with some tasks. Having a Claude Pro subscription helps. 

 Cause you’re using 28 relays. I have 3 and I don’t see RG. 

 Use a laptop 😂 

 This is how you use Nostr like a boss 😂 https://i.nostr.build/8dHvwjEr1QxVGVRU.jpg  

 😂 https://i.nostr.build/VWfloxTqTSlo3l8K.jpg  

 Nah not his style. The cat otoh. #iykyk 😂 

 Ain’t no bombs gonna stop me from blooming https://i.nostr.build/LEoKJ09zm4s2ogF0.jpg  

 Apparently they can still blow up somehow though

https://apnews.com/article/lebanon-hezbollah-israel-exploding-pagers-8893a09816410959b6fe94aec124461b 

 Have you fixed the bug where zap receipts get published even when some of the zap split payments fail?

nostr:note1ss56s2t45ayv9xe0lpdems04tlqlnmw4mqvdnnsymwtqagu9kklqaa7n6r 

 We can speak to each other in Wingdings 😂 

 They gonna have to fly in the lady from Arrival to figure out what we’re saying 😂 

 I’ll take a look this weekend 🫡 

 Primal fetches their events from their caching server and I don’t think their caching server supports these events. Or at least I don’t know how to fetch them. 😂 

 Treat your NWC connection string like a private key. If you leak it by accident, anyone can drain your wallet. 

 Do a sanity check and make sure you have the NWC connection string on your clipboard. Try pasting it somewhere else to verify. 

 What do you mean? How are you trying to use it in Safari? I wouldn’t recommend using this NWC connection string in a browser. Try it with Damus. 

 Maybe it didn’t actually copy before and you had something else on your clipboard. Happens to me all the time. 

 Try it with Damus. If it works in Damus, then that means the problem is probably with Cornychat. 

 https://media.tenor.com/dj2wXFsd6ukAAAAC/hello-hi.gif 

 You can zap without leaving your Nostr client 

https://nwc.dev 

 😂 https://i.nostr.build/P5xY2f6FaWEcPDyY.jpg  

 Your cat dgaf 😂 

 Awesome, but there needs to be a way to delete and create new connection strings. Also, ability to set limits is pretty crucial. 

 I’m able to connect in Damus, but zaps not working 

 Okay it’s working now 🤙 

 Testing in production is the Nostr way 😂 

 From now on we will call you Cornoalo 😂 

 I actually think this translated meme is kinda awesome 😂 

  https://i.nostr.build/76bLllE9Mcr81r48.jpg  

 There’s instructions how to do it in nip-57. It kinda sucks though. Not all clients support it and the UX is terrible unless the person zapping is using NWC. 

 And what will you do if a payment fails? There’s a many different ways a lightning payment can fail. Personally I wouldn’t go down this rabbit hole. 

 I’d just follow the spec. Then at least some of the zaps will be split and you don’t have to write much code. 

 Depends on the client. On Coracle, the one with the highest WoT score is most likely the real one. 

 Try letting them login with your npub, so they can see what you see on nostr 

 You own 0 bitcoin until you hold your own private keys. Get comfortable moving bitcoin around onchain first though. @BTCsessions has many great tutorials on YouTube. 

 Also, watch out for scammers trying to perform phishing or social engineering attacks on you now that they now you have a fat stack on Coinbase. 

 People here need to spend more time creating than consuming. Nostr is great for making that habit switch cause you can do all kinds of shit on Nostr. It’s more fun to create than consume here. 

Tldr moar memes please 🚀 

 https://media.tenor.com/cHYRjCIXyckAAAAC/why-not-both-por-que-no-los-dos.gif 

 In other words, everyone here needs to post moar memes 🚀 

 Not yet. I’ve posted this one a few times on dedbird. 

https://i.nostr.build/yql6K.jpg 

 Have Salvadorans heard of @0xchat?

https://i.nostr.build/KQKjh6B1YHspIEQb.jpg 

 @DaxSosa tell la gente 🚀 

 People on the other end will only see your message if they are using a client that supports nip-11 DMs and have set up inbox relays. This problem is solved by getting everyone to start using @0xchat. 

 *nip-17 

 By continuing to use nip-04 DMs, everyone will keep leaking metadata and some people might not even know it. This can be really bad for some people. 

 I’ve seen someone zap an anonymous DM which is pointless. Anyone can figure out who sent the zap cause you can clearly see who’s talking to each other in the DM. Anon zapping a public note is more private than sending an anon zap on a nip-04 DM. 

 Losing your stack is even more expensive 😂 

 What does that option mean? 

 To be clear, I’m talking about the P tag. Not the pubkey. 

 Did you do a zap and a boost? @fountain_app published a zap receipt for 100k sats. 

 Wait, so your zap failed, but they still published a zap receipt? And by zap boost you mean they published a kind 1 note, but did a keysend instead of a normal zap? 

 @merryoscar 

 So they issued a zap receipt even though a large portion of your payment failed, right? This is what I’m trying to confirm cause I have a bot the posts these zaps as kind 1 notes. I don’t want to post them if it’s possible the zap wasn’t actually successful. The zap receipt says that you paid an invoice for 100k sats, but seems like that’s not actually what happened. 

https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8tpujy0ta4h8zms2frz7etxv9mz9tw8tvplkzjqkvd8uv75gnyagpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgqg5waehxw309aex2mrp0yhxgctdw4eju6t0qgstsekww6l9hqnxjkvqyjpj9wxlfsupvz8l5kjmglz082lqmrmk0fgv9cg6p 

 How would I even look for them using that? I deleted them almost a year ago. This relay probably didn’t even exist yet. 

 @Translator Spanish 

 nostr:note17v9vwy4w3jgmu08njlua0f89p4rpqz67fmuymrs0cfy652lsn7asjqvy90 

 It never asked me for payment 😂 

 if that's the demo server, then it's in the hackers wallet. i always told people not to use that thing for anything but testing. they used to turn it on and off all the time. 😂   

 yes, clients need to implement outbox model. algo code is not in the client and it's not fixed npubs. some people just have a lot of followers so naturally a lot of people interact with their notes and it appears in trending. IIRC @miljan has mentioned that primal 2.0 will have an algo store or something like that so you will have more choices. 

 Whoa WTF https://i.nostr.build/nYSfRTbBMjJLfPqp.jpg