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 Thank you nostr:nprofile1qqsd2umqewr8je5q7xh3svxhcvurflnm2lzcpcw9nr4t38neflnajdgpzdmhxue69uhhwmm59e6hg7r09ehkuef0mqyeyk πŸ«‚πŸ«‚ 
 Thank you all for the extremely generous donations πŸ«‚πŸ™πŸ«‚πŸ™πŸ«‚πŸ™πŸ«‚

Motivating me to build even harder to know you all appreciate the work 
 Ty nostr:nprofile1qqsp4lsvwn3aw7zwh2f6tcl6249xa6cpj2x3yuu6azaysvncdqywxmgpzdmhxue69uhhwmm59e6hg7r09ehkuef08uvnue πŸ™πŸ«‚ 
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 I have never asked for a donation but here it goes:

I host 4 relays now completely for free, they will always be free, on top of doing thousands of hours of open source work. I've never received a grant, I'm running purely on passion and principles here.

If you are enjoying my relays (WoT, Haven, Algo) - please consider making a donation to help cover the costs of my servers and bandwidth - the costs really add up πŸ«‚πŸ™

/end e-begging 
 As soon as you start charging, people have expectations around uptime and whatnot 
 Several times πŸ™πŸ«‚ 
 Gonna try to build a rektbot for nostr today, so we can laugh at traders getting liquidated  
 Would you all want to see people getting rekt on shitcoins too or just BTC?

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 The amount of people, and even bitcoiners, who prefer ETFs or other custodian products like BitGo and Coinbase should give us a hint on why many people might not like nostr.

We probably should have more services offering custodial nsec. Or course you don't have to use them, but I'm guessing normies do want to be able to "reset their password" if needed. 
 I mean for life savings, not 13 cents  
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 What we have are a horrible combination of toxic oxidized fats and oils, a specific lack of good ... 
 The quality and lag was too annoying for me 😭😭 
 Canadian dollar has lost 35% of it's value against USD and 99.6% against Bitcoin since Justin Trudeau took office πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦  
 While I do agree seed oils are bad, they're not causing obesity.

Obesity is caused by overeating, ridiculous portions sizes and sugar drinks 

In short, too many calories

Secondary is this idea that fat and meat is bad, but eating meat is the best way to actually feel full and satiated. Without them you end up stuffing yourself with empty carbs (which is sugar) and never feel satisfied.

But I am preaching to the choir here, its actually very rare to find an obese bitcoiner. 
 So do carbs, but as a society we eat MUCH more carbs than seed oils 
 Seed oils are fat, not carbs  
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 GM

Saturday is the only day I get to sleep in. I always look forward to it. 

Being up at 5 ever... 
 Damn what a hustler  
 Gm nostr:nprofile1qqsxu35yyt0mwjjh8pcz4zprhxegz69t4wr9t74vk6zne58wzh0waycpz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejj7qg4waehxw309ahx7um5wghx77r5wghxgetk9uq3samnwvaz7tmxd9k8getj9ehx7um5wgh8w6twv5hsj7hdd2 πŸ«‚πŸ•ŠοΈ 
 Pirate Restreaming is like a layer 2 and even that wasn't enough for Netflix  
 Ok now we can go back to talking about the price 
 If you've never used chantools to recover funds from a borked lightning node then you're in no position to tell other people to run a node. 
 I think this only applies to multi socket  
 Monopoly money is actually far more scarce than USD and is issued by a more responsible organization  
 Coin gecko API database was just compromised 

Just got a phishing email appearing like ledger to my coingeko simple login

What's cool too is I can just disable this alias now and my whole email mailbox isn't fucked :)
 https://i.nostr.build/tO7OE0wQMg2CPT9J.jpg 
 I use for business I need more API calls than the average pleb 
 I usd price every second across 4 environments  
 Can someone stream the fight on zap.stream pls

Some of us are pure pirates and it has its drawbacks  
 S&P 500 down 1.5%

BTC up 4.5% 🀠🐸

BOOMERS IN SHAMBLES  
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 So is Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul gonna be a real fight or nah? 
 Jake Paul either beats an old man or gets beat by an old man, neither is satisfying  
 He has weird nips 
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 So Adam Curry is apparently pro-algorithm, which I did not see coming 
 I too am pro algo

So long as they are open source and you have choice 

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 Alby ending wallet, so I am trying a new wallet

Do NOT zap this note, you do NOT have my permission  
 Yes I do but don't want htlcs getting stuck and channels force closing over 3 sat zaps 
 Yes, but then I will be getting zapped from people's tor nodes they run as a hobby from their houses. This is the main source of stuck htlcs. Been burned too many times I've learned my lesson already. Much rather just use a custodian for zaps 
 Feed algorithms on Nostr should not only be signed, open source and free to choose, but those run... 
 Bro is seriously worried that Canadian border is a security threat?

Wouldn't want illegal maple syrup and poutine flowing in I suppose??  
 You would too if you had to deal with Toronto traffic 😭😭😭 
 Even though we don't know each other that well, I am here for you brother  
 Surviving the bear market of Wednesday - Friday this week 
https://i.nostr.build/n42p9fzNG2zD93Eq.jpg 
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 GM #nostr.

To my Canadian Nostriches... 
I need your tax accountant recommendations. 

This rece... 
 Gm,

Does Bitcoin class of 2017 count as OG yet? 
 You will be OG soon! 
 TIL there are 5 dwarf planets like Pluto discovered so far in our solar system beyond Neptune  
 Gonna smash this Cornish hen for dinner 😁 https://i.nostr.build/iWnN6hyKEQb73Crk.jpg 
 He shouldn't, covered in butter and garlic, what's there to be mad about 🐸 
 A chef's press is critical to getting an even crust across the entire steak, definitely buy one if you don't have one already.

And go stainless steel, cast iron gets rusty too easily  
 Cast iron chef's press 
 Chefs press perfect for that too!! No more curlies 
 Asking for a friend..any tips for stacking more sats during a bullrun ?  #asknostr 
 Yeah, just keep buying  
 Splash of bourbon and wild honey in my iced coffee why not  https://i.nostr.build/i76cfjI7EdZNwm8l.jpg 
 I put a lot less, can barely taste the alcohol  
 Looks good but round cut isn't very delicious, would not recommend https://i.nostr.build/c7MXrG3VOcw2Bzh1.jpg 
 Put in a cheeky degen long on lnmarkets.com wish my pure gamble luck, didn't even draw any lines 
 Already closed it for a small profit. I'm too scared lol