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 them: branding political opponents as weird is wrong

me: when the going gets weird, the weird turn pro

https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/950/787/098/618/792/original/3eb028efef286f3a.png 
 lately I've begun to feel like those photos of abandoned shopping malls 
 I'm so goddamn tired of immediately being driven into a frothing rage about the general stupidity of humanity, within the first 30 seconds of any news broadcast. 
 great mysteries abound in life, like why do they only sell you half a loaf of rye bread or pumpernickle 
 nostr:npub1qw54rqswdc57yswxwst3n7dcsv2ssg3rjr5zevx62p9aqxn8k8mqjm037m PETER. 
 @4889b879 LIMERICKS ARE POETRY, DAVE 
 nostr:npub1qw54rqswdc57yswxwst3n7dcsv2ssg3rjr5zevx62p9aqxn8k8mqjm037m I remember when they suppor... 
 @5be8fc69 Just can't get enough…OF YOUR SOUL 
 Talking poetry this morning.

One of my faves:

"Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age s... 
 @4889b879 There once was a man from Nantucket… 
 all I'm saying is maybe we'd have been better off if we hadn't prepared for Y2K after all and all those systems stopped working 
 nostr:npub1qw54rqswdc57yswxwst3n7dcsv2ssg3rjr5zevx62p9aqxn8k8mqjm037m Might I suggest an...everyt... 
 @9f4a251d the opposite of a nothingburger 
 no amount of coffee fills this empty feeling inside me

maybe a bagel will help 
 nostr:npub1qw54rqswdc57yswxwst3n7dcsv2ssg3rjr5zevx62p9aqxn8k8mqjm037m The fiduciary duty to incre... 
 @cc1d8d02 A fitting epitaph for humanity 
 Some days I wish more leopards actually would eat more people's faces. 
 nostr:npub1qw54rqswdc57yswxwst3n7dcsv2ssg3rjr5zevx62p9aqxn8k8mqjm037m do you make okonomi too? 
 @a6379ceb No, but what's not to love about a cabbage pancake? I should get crackin'. 
 Why is it that we keep blaming our kids' depression and anxiety on social media and smartphones instead of the fact that we've turned the entire planet into a burning dumpster fire for them to deal with 
 If it is only 1% milk what is the other 99% 
 LOL at this nerdery.

https://amzn.to/48Jpk4R 
 "Apple's designing a lighter Vision Pro" is such a non-story. It's pretty obvious that it has to. 
 OK, but hear me out: American McGee's Lies of P. 
 Happy Metric Thanksgiving to those who celebrate 
 @2d86597c "most of our tech platforms are controlled by dubious characters, and there’s not much we can do about it."

Replace "tech platforms" with railroads, city-states, or caves and you've encapsulated a recurring theme in the evolution of civilization from the start. 
 nostr:npub1qw54rqswdc57yswxwst3n7dcsv2ssg3rjr5zevx62p9aqxn8k8mqjm037m Agreed but it beats the alt... 
 @c2ffb909 I liked the propofol nap part of that experience, at least. 
 nostr:npub1qw54rqswdc57yswxwst3n7dcsv2ssg3rjr5zevx62p9aqxn8k8mqjm037m That’s a big problem with... 
 @71bdb419 Yeah, I watched too much 90210 back in the day not to recognize "teens" with male pattern baldness when I see it. 
 nostr:npub1qw54rqswdc57yswxwst3n7dcsv2ssg3rjr5zevx62p9aqxn8k8mqjm037m Microwave and then stab ble... 
 @5be8fc69 I ended up getting a little battery-operated frother made by Bodum that does the job. 
 nostr:npub1qw54rqswdc57yswxwst3n7dcsv2ssg3rjr5zevx62p9aqxn8k8mqjm037m That makes some sense. I am... 
 @bfe78553 I just wish more businesses would make a principled stand against X, but between Apple and the ADL, my hope is very fucking dim at the moment indeed. 
 nostr:npub1qw54rqswdc57yswxwst3n7dcsv2ssg3rjr5zevx62p9aqxn8k8mqjm037m You're probably right. Alth... 
 @bfe78553 I'd like to think so but in reality it's marked as an opinion piece and squarely in that vein, so I don't really think we can infer anything but the absence of editorial interference. If it were coming from John Micklethwait or someone else in charge, *that* would be a eyebrow-raiser. 
 nostr:npub1qw54rqswdc57yswxwst3n7dcsv2ssg3rjr5zevx62p9aqxn8k8mqjm037m If you want your refrigerat... 
 @d0d5b475 My 13 year old refrigerator (Kenmore, mfg by LG) is a wretched piece of shit. The handles have broken, some of the trays and other bits too. It's been serviced twice for frost buildup even tho it's supposedly impervious to that. But you know what's worked flawlessly since the day we bought it? the ice maker. 
 they already have water and ice cube dispensers on fridge doors, why not a steam wand to froth milk #cappuccino 
 Is it petty of me to be mildly resistant to Sonoma’s phone-like Lock Screen? I mean, I just see... 
 @0764066a THE iOSIFICATION OF THE MAC! HRALALALAGH! 

ok I'm done now. 
 @0764066a [insert "the Mac is turning into iOS" rant here] 
 nostr:npub1qw54rqswdc57yswxwst3n7dcsv2ssg3rjr5zevx62p9aqxn8k8mqjm037m True, but as a cat you know... 
 @cc1d8d02 Probably goading Commander to do it, truth be told. 
 @bfe78553 I think it's more fair to say that a Bloomberg editor took a principled stand. But the *publication* itself hasn't changed its posture on the site, so... 
 nostr:npub1xsymv0rcpcxj360a5274hx2l8d46lhfrz82w0ra3e0kneqkwkxysyxcevg nostr:npub1qw54rqswdc57yswx... 
 @297fb9e6 @3409b63c The Force glow thing was Ani, not Baylan. But this suggests that Ani's Force ghost is going to play an important role in the story - after all, he's the prophecied one who's supposed to return balance to the Force, remember? 
 I'm part of that Gen X cohort that has mispronounced the word "French" since 1985.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhW7rpFhr2k 
 nostr:npub1qw54rqswdc57yswxwst3n7dcsv2ssg3rjr5zevx62p9aqxn8k8mqjm037m It appears to be a lot of C... 
 @5993e940 This is both the strength and the weakness of Ahsoka: You *really* have to be invested in the stories Filoni wrote and showran, or it's just a meandering bunch of whaaa? 
 nostr:npub1qw54rqswdc57yswxwst3n7dcsv2ssg3rjr5zevx62p9aqxn8k8mqjm037m Big shoes for anyone else t... 
 @3409b63c What scares me a little bit is them Grand Moff Tarkin-ing him (a la Rogue One), but maybe all the current sturm und drang around AI actor replication/replacement will quell that. We'll see. 
 Wondering how they're going to handle Ray Stevenson's untimely passing for S2. Recasting seems essential; Baylan Skoll is so central to the Peridia story.

Speaking of Skoll and Peridia, wicked Mordor/Middle Earth vibes from that final shot of him glowering at the forbidding landscape. There are a *lot* of Tolkien references in Dave Filoni's work, so I guess I shouldn't be surprised. 
 One thing that 
 You know who hasn't been reported as biting anyone? Willow, the White House cat.

https://www.axios.com/2023/10/05/biden-dogs-bit-nipped-more-white-house-staff 
 We knew what was going to happen here but the alert sound still elicited a very loud and profane blasphemy from the other room. 
 Wow, my phone just went off to test the National Wireless Emergency Alert System.

I wish, in retrospect, that people had the presence of mind to warn me about it ahead of time, using social media, blog posts, broadcast news segments and other means.

<- sarcasm 
 There's something so very late stage capitalism about a corporation selling you on cancer screening using a mascot that's an anthropomorphic box filled with shit.

https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/111/177/456/744/950/881/original/c35db8b5dcab8163.png 
 Well that certainly aged well.

https://amzn.to/3PGblnF 
 I'm glad to hear the new Speaker is pro tempura but what is his position on teppanyaki please 
 them: What's in your wallet™?

me: None of your goddamn business 
 Apple devices heating up on setup or after a OS upgrade are nothing new. 

I suspect testing revealed the heat problem ahead of the iPhone 15 Pro launch, but Apple decided it'd be edge case enough to safely ignore for the product launch.

Oopsie.

https://appleinsider.com/articles/23/09/30/apple-confirms-ios-17-fix-for-overheating-iphones-is-on-the-way 
 "The AIs are takin' our jobs" is just as foolish, stupid and ignorant as "the immigrants are takin' our jobs." 

Yet I hear this nonsense constantly from people who are drip-fed trash cable news. 
 Not for nothing, but goats are responsible for some truly amazing cheese. 
 nostr:npub1qw54rqswdc57yswxwst3n7dcsv2ssg3rjr5zevx62p9aqxn8k8mqjm037m nostr:npub1na9z28fchmnc3y3r... 
 @a819ea45 @9f4a251d It's only now that the contract ended that cutting off the vestigial landline made more sense, otherwise there'd be a dumb early termination fee and all that. 
 nostr:npub1qw54rqswdc57yswxwst3n7dcsv2ssg3rjr5zevx62p9aqxn8k8mqjm037m how did you call them? My c... 
 @6b7b6f2e I had to do battle with a robot but ultimately I was victorious. 
 nostr:npub1qw54rqswdc57yswxwst3n7dcsv2ssg3rjr5zevx62p9aqxn8k8mqjm037m I was lucky enough to find ... 
 @a1095cab No last-mile anywhere around here. That'd be my first option if it were available. 
 nostr:npub1qw54rqswdc57yswxwst3n7dcsv2ssg3rjr5zevx62p9aqxn8k8mqjm037m I feel for folks stuck with... 
 @3dacff5a This is the Way. 
 nostr:npub1qw54rqswdc57yswxwst3n7dcsv2ssg3rjr5zevx62p9aqxn8k8mqjm037m Id be happy if we ejected e... 
 @6a582efd most of the younger ones aren't worth saving either. 
 Our Xfinity bill shot up because of an expiring 12-month discount, just as it did a year ago. So I called.

me: I noticed our bill went up and I was wondering if we could go repeat whatever pro-forma ritual we need to in order to secure a more reasonable charge again.

them: *laughing* thank you for understanding the situation, sir.

I always try to bear in mind that the customer service people I speak with are *way* more victimized by the shitty behavior of their employers than I will ever be. 
 Postscript: It was a pleasant enough and ultimately productive call, but if I had another alternative I would jump on it in a heartbeat. Unfortunately 5G home internet isn't a possibility where I live (yet) and there's no other wireline broadband provider around. So it's Xfinity or, I guess, DSL (believe it or not, still exists) 
 sure sure let's pour our more saccharine hagiographies instead of confronting our badly broken and horribly corrupt political system.

https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/111/150/005/236/436/885/original/0d9007b57e3ce119.jpeg 
 me: There are my keys. Always in the last place you look.

them: well of course they're in the last place you look, because that's where you found them. 
 I feel like this might be the year I learn what dew point means. 
 @cfcf7cd7 Dew point or dew not. There is no try. 
 nostr:npub1qw54rqswdc57yswxwst3n7dcsv2ssg3rjr5zevx62p9aqxn8k8mqjm037m 
 I may have some similar. ... 
 @37151f3a Diarrhea? Good lord, what did *you* do with the door handles? 
 Ugh. Got hit with some creeping (non-COVID) crud.

I *knew* licking those convenience store door handles was a bad idea. 
 my life is a tightrope walk between my need for coffee and blood pressure management 
 Wow. A text adventure in 2023. Cool! 

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1943420/I_doesnt_exist__a_modern_text_adventure/

#interactivefiction #games #itchio #steam 
 nostr:npub1qw54rqswdc57yswxwst3n7dcsv2ssg3rjr5zevx62p9aqxn8k8mqjm037m I wonder if it helped or hu... 
 Acknowledging your competition is dangerous enough. Shit talking them, as Zuck has done, is just dumb. 
 People keep reporting that Meta announced the Quest 3 today. No it didn't. Meta announced it in June. Meta announced when you'll be able to buy the thing today. 
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 @bbe517ab Wisconsin is a giveaway too. 
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 @299ece6c Movie's coming up on its 40th anniversary next year. I hope they'll do a re-issue (anything but a remake - the cast is perfect). 
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 @f4fd8e68 @a6ff0b2b The eventual answer is "all of them." 
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 @299ece6c The last person I've seen so universally loathed on Capitol Hill was Ted Cruz and *checks* yep we're still dealing with THAT douchecanoe.