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 Have you heard the story of darth plajackingoff the roper?  Of course not.  The Vril monks would never tell you such a story.  The powers of gooning open the door to abilities some would consider to be... unnatural.

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 being forced to face the costs of their choices is the most horrendous thing they can image

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 It's amazing.  If we cared, and were to say something along the lines of, "wow, how tragic and unfortunate that this happened, we should do something to make sure this doesn't happen again" we would be "weaponizing" his death, we would be called opportunistic, we would be told "that's not what he believed in!", etc.  We do the opposite, and it's still just henpecking and whinging 
 fuck dat cracka george zimmaman :salty_happy: 
 So true 😔 
 You talk like a nigger and you're  a faggot and retarded and I can smell your unwashed nigger ass crack thru the phone

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 "Not only would I never get stabbed because I don't leave my goon cave but a nigger wouldn't even... 
 Bro uses his psionic jelq powers to incinerate any nigger who so much as raises a finger against him 
 That was the fucking funniest thing I've read in years. If I weren't walking my dog in public rig... 
 I'm genuinely thunderstruck.  I'm still processing it and psionically reeling from it 
 he fell into the same ideological trap as you - believing that physical vagina is superior to virtual one.

myself on the other hand, because i can meet my physiological needs with porn and don't need a GF - i don't need to worry what some dumb ACAB commie skank thinks just to get my dick sucked and i don't need to pretend to like her "friends" and so on.

i do and say whatever i want and still get my virtual pussy every day. 
 You're a depraved hopeless kike, I hate you and God hates you, every fiber of my being is hatred ... 
 "He wouldnt have got beaten to death by a savage nigger if he was porn addict gooner like me" is the novelty take to top all novelty takes.  Truly beyond parody.  Dissident Sounding-Sama, I kneel.. 
 T. Guy who's opinion on immirgration is exactly the same as the Koch brothers but entirely lacks the ideological grammar to articulate how

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 We got another one 
 Another what 
 Libtard from Mexico City worried about people laughing at Jew marxists being killed by niggers

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 "Maybe the cartels will stop acting so ghoulishly if people treat them with compassion" 
 Imagine clutching pearls because some nigger loving retard got beaten to death by a nigger (he died doing what he loved) and people who he loathed and despised and gladly would have killed without a second thought or regret have the GALL, the AUDACITY, to point and laugh.

Also, imagine being brown.

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 aristotle gang GANG 
 Aristotle was a faggot 
 Today's playlist
MetalPipe.ogg
Cranken by Hogchamp
Jane 
 What the fuck is "jane" 
 Dr jelq and mr crank 
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 If you really want to get out into the weeds you could make the case that any of the pre-reformation schisms could technically count as protestant.  If you are an orthobro, I hate to break it to you, but you are a protestant 
 Just another Wednesday in the kwa. 
 That's just tuesday for a guy like me 
 wild how creepypastas got replaced with adobe aftereffects edits computer add vhs filter x 3 over... 
 Garten of banban chode beefing asmr analog horror 
 What if the real niggers were the chronically online race warriors we met along the way 
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 Hey

Don't worry about it 
 They are literally the same thing except in different shapes, and one has juice in it. Gushers. 
 Wouldnt that make them quite different actually 
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 Nigga its a joke 
 If you're Christian, what do you see in the character of Jesus Christ that you find so admirable? 
 The humility.  The sense of a right time and right place of what forgiveness, mercy, and grace looks like and how it ought to be done 
 3 hour podcast of nothing but the host equivocating on a single point 
 I think that's every podcast really 
 "Hey guys my internet buddy 'bronze age hog cranker' says hi" 
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bro delete this picture of ... 
 No 👍 
 Apu posters are the weakest race 
 "Submit to rome" niqqas when rome tells them they gotta submit to poopdick

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 I'm sorry, how exactly do they plan on spinning this?  "It's a blessing, for a marriage, but it's, uh, different.  Trust us. Also not said ex cathedra btw" 
 Ok you start 
 Uh ok 
 I have a knock knock joke too if you wanna hear it 
 Ok lets hear it 
 Meemaw always said I was a special little fella 
 Jerome Powell 
 Got any more? :jahy_oooh: 
 Yeah.  Knock knock 
 Goysloppenheimer (this is a very funny and original joke that has never been made before and I am now officially the funniest guy on fediverse) 
 Call me a fluid the way I don't stay in shape 
 Better call my fluids because they're inside youre mom 
 It's literally ogre.

>no racist artfags with an illustrator skillset 
 Y'know seeing those guys on the Quiznos website fucked me up bad but I think finding out they wer... 
 That's horrifying 
 Niggers 
 Bull shit.  Fuck you 
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 Brother if anything I'm gonna die of uncranked hog 
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 Thank God.  Something's gotta kill me 
 Was it given to you by one of those fucked up rodent things 
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 What If I desarurated it and put it up on big posters all around your house. What then 
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 Sorry this just wont resonate with me and tug on my emotional heartstrings unless its family guy or five nights at freddys characters 
 Never has them but I like gyros and Greek stuff. 
 Arbys does good for fast food 
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 Yeah naturally.  Just like some local joint will have better burgers than mcdonalds but sometimes you're on the move and you just gotta 
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 I think if you showed this to someone on shrooms their cortisol would get sent to a lethal level