I'm sorry, how exactly do they plan on spinning this?  "It's a blessing, for a marriage, but it's, uh, different.  Trust us. Also not said ex cathedra btw" 

 the whole point is to confuse them with marriage cemonies. fuck the entire thing and anyone who says it is good. 

 Poopoo papa can have a little celebrating abominations unto the Lord as a treat.